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By MARK GREEN beam won‘t pass through it. stopping any of the frames on the disk 7 7 1.1
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same capability to record programs as and a variable slow-motion feature. Avery Akeres (left) holds the 7
Comparable to Video cassettes. the video cassette tapes. they do have There is normal speed play in guide "in ” acage containing 7% ; ..
video disk is the latest development in several advantages. The disks do not forward and reverse. an index feature M' co-workers descends from 77 7 _ - A
high-technology home entertainment. wear out with use and will which shows the number of the frame one 0" Commonwealth X. ,
7 Consisting 0‘73 video dhl‘ and player. theoretically last forever. Rose said. in the upper left-hand corner (it can be Stadium ' “5400‘ llght poles. . 7' 7 - W 7 ‘- - '
the system can he used With any The data fromthedisk is deciphered taken out of the picture withthe press The workers were cleaning “a g M 7 ,1 g - 7 1? “MW-A .fl
television set and includes a piece of by the machine and transformed intoa of a button). a fast-forward feature replacing, floodllghts '0' 7. -V _. 3 -
machinery which replays programs radio frequency signal. The signal can and two-track sound. tomorrow ' football game 77" $17,
recorded on the disks. be picked up on a television‘s VHF The two-track sound feature can be against Miami. but ' wasp nest V /
Although “0t yet for sale in channel 2 or 3. used to make a disk stereo, useful on on the top ofthls pole ”“9on ' ‘77 7 ' '7 -=..V.V,..;; "
Lexington, the system represents 8 Since the data must bedeciphered, concert disks; or to make an their lfb' The tune should have 7 I ‘ '
technology Wthh Will be available the signal is seen on a slight delay educational or informational disk bi- been Ralndrpps Keep Falllng 7 ‘
here “by late l980~77 according to basis. Rose said. The disks can hold lingual. Rose explained that the tracks On My Head as the trombone ,_ ' 7‘» I.” 7
Harry Miller. president 0f Barney from 30 minutes to one hour of on adisk could bemanipulated for use section 0‘7 the UK Marching ' (77* ‘- '
‘ Miller‘s Inc. This Magnavox system programming on each side. singularly (for bi-lingual) or both at Band (below) played in th‘ "in ' 3 ’ ‘ s3
(one 0t “”0 types) is 0“ display Pre—recorded disks (the only type the same time (stereo). during rehearsal yesterday. The ’ C .
‘ through Saturday downtown during available) sell for approximately $15 The other type of video disk system band “I“ “”0"“ tomorrow at - 7 e
Barney Miller‘s Fall Video ShOW- and coverawide range of topics. Some now in developement is made by halftime. ’ 3 ‘
MISMOX video diSlt systems are disks contain feature movies from MCAr’ Phillips. The two systems will .1 4.3“"
being test marketed in the Atlantaand Universal. Paramount. Warner not be compatible with each other. ”3 DAV") (70‘7Ll‘3/l‘emel5tlll
‘ Seattle areas. JOhD Rose. engineerand Brothers and Walt Disney; there are That is. disks used in one system ”M as . ‘fwtv 3 m,“ =3; ’3
manager of the commercial how-to disks on cooking. needlepoint. cannot be used or played onthe other 7 7X“ " ' .. "7 77%;“7 .. 4»? 7'7. a; ifi7’7'77.7‘.7.77
department of Barney Miller‘s. said tennis, golf and other subjects. system. _ 1- .‘ ~ .9. it“, ' If, 'y ’ fi ' . . . Q "
suppliers told him they “couldn‘t keep Other disks contain sports events The MCA/ Phillips system uses a W . .QVM“ “(7'1“ 3. 7? E .3 , _..,‘......3, . .
them (in stock). - .They sellthatfast.“ and sports highlights, information and diamond stylus in its player and reads ‘7‘ 7 77 7 7 e,” '5 ‘f’i h m»,?% 77 3' I 7 7
The Magnavox disks — which must educational shows. and art events — a disk with actual grooves on it. This "77 ‘0 ' . i at“; “-w 7 ‘ ‘ ‘ "' .,.
be purchased separately — l0°lt like including concerts by performers like type of system suffers from the same ’ = i“ .3 w “'I‘l... ‘M . ’ 77b ' 4 {1"
long-playing records. They have a Elton John. There are about 2000 drawbacks as records since the stylus 59‘523. J “7 4 g” fawmfir ' »7 V” ””77 ; , 37:},
t large hole in the center and a clear different disks currently available. comes in contact with the disk — :.- — ‘ V‘ :30.»- W "'” '” ' 3 2W 37; 3
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The Magnavox disks are read by a By RICKY WILLIAMS Limestone. Sunday for its “grand ’ 7 ", .3 _ _ 7'77 . 7* h 4‘3“ 7 my,”
stylus containing a laser beam. The Reporter opening." '; fl, «'32, d" ' i 3/ I, Ira/1“ V , a. .. yr
beam reflects off of the frames, Former UK basketball player Dan 3.” 77 i _ f § ;'7323“
allowing the machine to scan the data Gubernatorial candidate Louie lssel. now playing professional ball for ' 77 "7 7 3.? 9375 7“”
stored there. The stylus never actually Nunn and A. B. “Happ)’“Chandler, a the Denver Nuggets. and UK Guard 3% 3. 7 If 77’;7- 77 777 .s."
_{ touches the disk, and its surface can be member ofUK‘s board oftrustees. will Dwavnc C35", Will also attend. . 1~.. ...- 77_ , - 73%. , 7 7‘77 4*‘7‘737 I-- @4777
' handled, freely -— unlike records. be at Lexington‘s Republican State according to Nunn‘s son. Steve. who ”*2. .J ,.. ' - ' 7 f ,- ' , » Z . ‘
Howevérjt flie'vifmts ‘s'c'i'tfk‘hed. the Youth Headquarters. 319 South Continued on page 4 77'7 ”7777 77) “MMRD/Kum 7““
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By VICKI POOLE Testing Act bill. introduced by Rep. Admissions Test will not be In signing the bill. New York Gov. included are the DA’l. Graduate eiNl} *t‘ot't‘d h)‘ computef- he said,
Reporter Ted Weiss (D-NY), is similar to New administered in New York. and the Hugh Carey said the use oftest scores Record Examination. Law School “868 a question writer and a subject
York‘s “truth-in-testing" legislation. Dental Admissions Test Program may is questionable. Quoted in The Admission Test. MCA'l a nd matter specialist. Each item must be
The exams and answers to past ; New York's legislation requires follow suit. Chronicle of Higher Education,(‘arey Scholastic Aptitude Test tried and revised.
Medical College Admission tests agencies to provide copies ofprevious Because of this. New York said, “It must be emphasized that all Although the bill only applies to “The test publisher's concern seems
(MCAT) or the Dental Admission standardized tests and their answers professional SCh00l applicants Will examinations of this type are New York.the state‘s action may effect to be Who willpay for nextyear’s “St if
Test (DAT) may become available to for public inspection. have to travel to a nearby state to take imprecise and open to potential applicants to medical and dental last year‘s test is shared,"Stilwell said.
/ students taking them if bills being Effective Jan. 1. I980. all tests and the tests. misinter retation and misuse. schools nationwide. “And. is It fair to make the other 49
discussed intheU.S.Congress become correct answer sheets must be filed According to Guideposr. a “Desgite the caveats of test Testing agencies say it mil he (states) pay also?" ‘
‘law. with the State Commissioner of publication of the American developers and administrators. a difficult to revise a test each time it is Dr Raymond F- BettS. director Of
A US. House of Representatives Education within 30 days after the Personnel and Guidance Association. temptation remains to rely too heavily administered and still maintaina good the Mt Honors Program and a past
subcommittee chaired by Kentucky results are released. Statistical data Charles Fentress of The Association of on test results as the sole determinant quality. John Cooper. president ofthe writer for the national-level Graduate . 7
Representative Carl Perkinswill hold and background reports on tests will American Medical Colleges believes of acceptance. Further public Association of American Medical Record Examination. said he believes ,
hearings Monday on the differences also be public record in New York. the move wrll affect some 5,000 discussion of the uses and abuses of Colleges. said there is notan unlimited that a test 115 a meaningful experience '
between the Truth in Testing Act of The Truth in Testing Act bill, students seeking admittance to New testing seems highly desirable. number of questionsthat can be asked should include criticism of the
I979.(H.R. 3564)and the Educational introduced by Rep. Sam Gibbons(D- York's medical colleges. “This bill will provide an in the biology. chemistry and physics Continued on page 5
Testing Act (HR. 4949). Hearings Fla), aims to outline consumer rights After taking a standardized opportunity for this to occur in a sections ofthe test.
were also held last week and in July. and make the tests somewhat of a admission test in New York. a student reasoned and intelligent fashion." Dr. William E. Stilwell. UK director '
Although the language of the two learning experience, may request a copy of the test and Covered by the New York law are of graduate studies in the department ' .
bills differs, both ask for federal The New York legislation has been correct answers. Statements of how almost all college entrance exams of ed ucation, psychology and ’
controls on the testing agencies protested by the agencies test results and scores should be given by the American CollegeTesting counseling, said there could be CO ’- Sto ens 7 "
administering exams for professional administering the tests. As a result of interpreted are to be included with Program, College Board. and financial problems Withthe NewYork n e p 7 .
school admission. The Educational the law. the Medical College registration forms. Educational Testing Service. Tests law. Agood multiple—choice test that is
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THE STATE CANNOT MAKE A PARTIAL PAYMENT ON 7 UKapamnentS '
A PERSONAL SERVICE CONTRACT before any work is done. world ‘
. the attorney general‘s office said yesterday. 7
local The matter came up last month duringa meeting of the legislative THE DEATH TOLL lN MOUNT ETNA'S FIRST FATAI.‘
personal service contract review subcommittee regarding pacts ERUPHON this century climbed to nine YeStetdal' and "350% The 26—huildingapartmentcomplex
TWO URIAN COUNTY COUNCILMEN. including one who Which are awarded without competitive bids for professional worker: fear more bodies m I‘m 5"." be bur'cd under "roams“ 2“ | south of Commonwealth Stadium will
was acquitted last week of shoplifting charges. have formed an ad 5"""8- houses near the volcano s summit. , not remain nameless much longer.
hoe committee to help people similarly accused. Three badly dismembered bodies were found near the main crater University Housing is sponsoring a .
“A lot of innocent people have gone through what I just went yesterday. Six other bodies had. been recovered after the volcanic ' contest among the UK population to
through," said Councilman Robert Finn. “They're picked up, - explosion Wednesday. All the Victims were Italian. name the com lcx which 0 ned to
booked, fingerprinted. the whole nine yards. nat'on . .Surgeons.‘meanwhile, performed amputations on almost a dozen l 3 .77 3' , 9° , .
“They maybeacquitted like I was, but the damage has been done injured survrvors. A total of more than two dozen persons were l students ”“5 ldil- The Winner Will be '
It hurts your reputaion and your family even if you're innocent.‘7‘ LABOR SECRETARY RAY MARSHALL PAINTS A injured. but.no Americans. “_“?"d°d a dinner for two. at :
Finn Slid- GLOOMY PICTURE of America's immediate economic future. A wgsr GERMAN JUDGE SENTENCED s|x “mums Spindiel‘h’ ”a” ll" un‘vw"?
warning that the recession could last until I98! and unemployment yesterday to prison terms of four to n years on charges they t faculty-alumni €th 0“ “'0" or 3
90“” "3“ t0 8 percent. organized or panicipated in right-wing criminal activity planned by l P'RF‘ , , h
' state Marshall said‘it wouldbedifficult for Americans to maintaintheir their American leader. . . t , Entries should be submitted to t e
standard :f 7:777?) in the comirftgpmontht. saying that oil price f “Afteerds ifour-dmoattfi "1:777 717:1 BognNconclludied (that 71:77 Sllx mekn [7;77‘7i7c7177'75777b77727i7st777l0777777777 2'8 Servroe
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NUNN called again yesterday for John Y. Brown Jr. to make public office as “persona non grata" in West Germany. was given a safe committee within the housing office,
I his Incometax returns. ‘ _ . . ""3 CONGRESSIONAL CONFERENCE ON STANDIY conduct pass and immunity so he could enter the country and testify gaid Jean Lindlcy,director ofhousing.
. Nunn said that his Democratic rival had promised. if elected,“to GASOLINE RATIONING yesterday tackled the last bigobstacleto for the defense. lhc best entries will be sent to the
, keep no secrets from the public. I suggest he inaugurate this policy a compromise bill determining what role Congress should play in i [l i . 7' 7' A 1 -' ' (‘ mmittee for
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M} name ‘5 ( huck Jan“ and I am The Aenrut'ki Kernel welcomes all For legal reasons. contributors l id'— > f r. ‘7’; ,i éo‘r, ‘ _ . ¢
currently incarcerated 3‘ the London contributions from the UK must present a UK ll) before the l ”:f' p puffifififi ‘h 9 ‘ {s .fl" 0 .
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establish contact with other college right to ed” forvcorrect spelling. or 1655‘ “ml no moretnan 800 words. 5'
students. grammar and WWW and may delete These articles are reserved for i
' libelous statements. . authors who. in the editor‘s opinion.
Chuck Janis. 147-306 ‘ Contributions should be delivered hay-especial credentials. experience. I I I i
. P.0. Box 69 to Room 114 Journalism. l niversity training or other qualifications to HOW d Id OU know ou were a :
London, Ohio. 43140 1 of Kentucky. Lexington. Ky. 40506. address a particular subject. I ‘
Kenned stallin By JOE LINCOLN should feel free to come up with as lhcrc are numerous other ‘ i
y 9 many sarcastic responses as he wishes misconceptions about gay people 4 ,
I suppose a duty which every until physical harm is actually whichyou may becalled upontodeny. ;
homosexual feels obligated to fulfillat threatened. If you are not terribly clarity. or blame on some other . .
S 0 v er rowr) least once in his life is to explain why creative. here are some good answers minority. Here is a partial list in order ._,
l he chose to be gay. L'sually an answer 3011 may wish t0 hOFFO“ as “Tim" or that you will not be caught by surprise: “
‘ to this eternal question is demanded to tailor them to your personaltastes. . ‘ _ .. _ i
—r- under the most un pleasnt Remember. the question is “How did H MOS! g3) "“79“ not‘find [ht 3
‘ . . , , 'ou know you were av“" (Expect female organs repulsivelltis only the .
circumstances. makingit impoSSibleto ‘ ' g ‘ ' thought of touching them that makes T -
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California is the land-of‘quake‘s and have spread.. rather than been This does not mean that Brown is scenarios are the parent gay child COINHIentary mer‘d‘nhe'li mad"! me If I do “01 ;
flakes One of Americas assigned dissrpated. by his yearsm office. Other Kennedy‘s stalking horse.Thatimplies confrontation and the newly informed me u H d porn ' y .. '
tasks. over the coming year. is to candidates have been forced into a a degree of manipulation or co- friend gay friend discussion both of __..._..___ 1 "3)Most gay men do notwanttoudo ‘- ‘
decrde whether Jerry Brown is more holding pattern by Kennedy‘s in- ordination no more present between wh‘ h . it d t . 'd l k 'M - , l . , , , , b 1‘ “’“h “might men (Wewant ‘0 d0
uake than flake whether his odd a ain-out-a ain w’ k If B ~ lo we en 0 mm 1 e exrcan I) answered an adonamatchb ok it“ ““h every man.) -
dance 5' nifies a h k' f g , g in s. rown these men than between Eugene water (for the same reasons). More cover that said, ~~lt you can draw this 4)Mostgays and lesbiansdonot feel ;:
1 ig . s a ing upvo our plunges in. he may getarange ofvotes McCarthy and Robert Kennedy in often than not. of course, these flower arrangement. you may be a h d b t. ht' In - th

“hOle P0th5 or met“) his own that really sav “anything but Carter“ 1968. Brown is lessastalkin horse at ' v . 4 .. ‘ reatene 3 8 ”lg " l ‘5 e” .

disintegration. [th th J B .. 7 - g ' encounters are inevitable. and “6 h0m°"~’."“d“ . laws. prejudices, and baseball bats we 7

. er . an we want erry rown. the moment. than a lightning rod. He might as well face ll. But it is so hardto 2) I found myself making my 0. l. are not too cralv about ) .'
This sifting out of impressions is Primaries bring 0““ the protest voter. can. shake things UP without being a come up with a plausible reason for Joe dolls commit crimes against .' ' .

gorng to be more difficult than it may as 06073 Wallaces “38m“ success m major quake himself. lee McCarthy being gay while your mother is trying nature. This one is good for at least a I bet you d'dn ‘ realize ““3 gay was ._‘ l

seem now. Brown thrives on shifting them demonstrated. (Wh0 proved a mil? flaky himself) he her new-found martyrdom on for we half-hour of sordid details. Also *0 complex. did‘you? Just think Of all 4-

impressions. That 15 how he contrived —" ' "_ can show the ‘POhhcal landscape in a or your straight roommate is giving mention how creative this is since the the responsibilities you areexpected to . i

an illusion of victory in 1976, By sudden new light, and let the major constructive advice such as. “And dolls are made without genitals. fulfill. the questions you Will be asked. t.

coming late into the primaries he 7/ movers and shakers take OVCY from when I turn out thelights. I better not 3) While watching Bonanza. I used ”“3 talents you “1” be assumed I.“ '

inherited many votes from candidates gar/y WI 8 there. Bl“ that all depends on hear your feet touch the floor.“ ln our to hope l.ittle Joe would get shot, so WSW-W and the pressure you W‘” i

already fallen by the wayside. Kennedy. 'whose' absence from .thc more rational moments we naturally they would take his shirt‘off. You can probably b°_ under F" keep your 1 i

"Games theorv" on committeeman- Democratic race '5 53““ the most VlVld know there is no reason for our being substitute your favorite lV character private life private. 80 ‘f M can 5"“ be i

ship holds that 'the later a motion is presence m our politics. 83y; WC jUSl are. here. called "8115 after all that. we must be 1

,. introduced. the better its chances of unggriitérfé‘zzogglzagp‘32311:!lanai); fAnother guestion ffrequently askedl Now that you have the idea. I am doing “methmg right. . ?
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each other Denied their first choices ,. ‘0 all his 5““0'5- Brown would th‘“ WP"?! rlodlcall ' were gay?“ Since the answer is so easy it is to make utter tools of some homosexual LK student with ' .{t I
. ' have played the role Eugene I” y. ainfulh- obvious the homosexual m m ' moi-bid fear of baseball bets. {1
Ldall. say. or Jackson many voters - ~ P . -~ - 3'8 b. i
. . , McCarthy did for Robert Kennedy in i
“I'm misgivings over Carter had no 1968 # softening the president up for g i
p ace else to o. in l976. unless the . “ 3
went to BTOWEI. Y someone else to polish off. W‘L HBZE [T'BHTDJ THE My I. SEE [T WE WEN AT WTlME— .THATS WHEN THE. E '.
. . , But what if. having kept other OUMES OF THE 5651‘] COULD LIGHT. lT UP WE lle'E'KCB’T' WW Jumpm CAB} ES COME ,‘ 3
The illusory quality ofthe result was . - ' b
clearest in Maryland Brown‘s first candidates out Of the field' Kennedy Km INTO WE "‘ - ‘ lk) SECT'lOD i ll NU THE MD AND WE lN 1, l
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and most spectacular primary victory. fs-ltli‘Sllyvsviliii nfhelgagiingd 5338??! WE WPEQOlN'ri ... Pg lT To THE LEl l [T TUTHE PLUM SIDE, fl ,,
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- rown a ed about the new Brown. That is why the Democratic N ROW ONE. ‘ OFME BY THEM 1/ 7" ‘1
ideas and fresh politicalapproaches he . . - i E 6" NED " t) '
. Left is getting restive over Kennedy 5 r W W“ “T A It ..
. represented, he won because Gov. stallin The will t 'l f iv . H P /i t} 5
. Marvin Mandel‘s machine turned out h'mfg'k y“ omno eatsi ydorg' e ( .i ' “ \‘lvli““.‘ M Q“ m ' ' ' r l" '
the old Democratic vote for him. ' or “p1 g ers ou an 8m“ l -l i x f V i l
- , Mandel. even in legal difficulties. the shot at one °T other ofthc two men 1 '
could still do that ,, and he had they think very little ofat the moment L \ _i 4 \‘ y ‘ ‘1.
'- learned to hate Jimmy Carter at Carter or Brown. Th3" '5 why “ t - l t f \ .‘
. meetings of the nation‘s governors, Kennedy may have to end his stalling. \ \ ' . - illlllll m ll’fl o ‘l \ o \
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~ lucky breaks could repeat itselflfour flirting with the presidency are not V y ‘ ‘ \ y ““W ‘ \,\ ‘, £\I/ g
years later. to give Brown 3 Similarly worth the loss of his most serious Rx QW _ i \ \1 \\ \ , _\ t ”i— l .
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COTTON succeeds VVIt' | a p CIflEflIfl Starts Today!
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Singer songwriter Gene My Heart Finds Out," and soon becamethe pattern forthe st“ “0" (300 l
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' night. singinga range of music powerfulversion of the Beatle's the band members to solo or «09 X , ’ S/IFAlu/ays ”lifts Up’
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