xt7ghx15qb4s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7ghx15qb4s/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19680423  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 23, 1968 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 23, 1968 1968 2015 true xt7ghx15qb4s section xt7ghx15qb4s Ti
Tuesday Evening, April 23,

EC

K EENEL

MTHJCKY

The South's Outstanding College Daily
19G8

NX

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY, LEXINGTON

Vol.

LIX, No. 142

Capacity Crowd
Hears Aptlielter
Ob 'Revolution'

you do not help yourself nor this
By DARRELL RICE
Revolutions are not obsolete, country which you sayyoulove."
Dr. Herbert Aptheker, director
Later, another man in the
I
of the American institute of Mar- audience addressed hostile quesxist Studies, told a crowd of tions to Dr. Aptheker: "Where
more than 1,000 Monday night is the flag?" "What do you think
in the Student Center Ballroom. of God's son, Jesus?" A third
Dr. Aptheker, a leading theoquestion asked what Dr. Aptheretician in the American Com- ker meant by a quote attributed
munist movement, said "our era to him "Watts was glorious."
f
Dr. Aptheker said of the quesis the era of revolution par excellence without precedence in tion about the flag (one was
not present in the ballroom):
history."
He said revolutions of this
"I had nothing to do with
the arrangements. "Surely noone
f
i w..
century have
"encompassed
The Student Center Ballroom was packed with an Nature of Revolution: A Marxian View." The whole continents" and that they would suggest that the University
of Kentucky does not desire to
occur with great speed.
overflow crowd last night at 7:30. The occasion was talk was sponsored by the Student Center Forum
"Violence is not an organic have the American flag."
a talk by Dr. Herbert Apthcker, director of the Committee. Dr. Richard Butwell director of the
In answer to the question
part of the process of revolution,
American Institute for Marxist Studies, on "The Patterson School of Diplomacy, was the moderator.
as the conventional view says," about the quote on the Watts
Dr. Aptheker claimed. "Where riot of 1965, Dr. Aptheker said
violence occurs in revolutions, it the quote was accurate but inhas its origin in forces of sup- complete.
"When people are treated like
pression who seek to drown the
revolution in blood."
dogs, they have the glorious manDr. Aptheker's talk was well ifestation of indicating the difference," he said in explaining
received by the overflow auFrom Combined Reports
The University had no com- an unwashed few to flaunt the dience, and the delivery of his what he meant was "glorious"
A Fayette County Grand Jury ment on the
in the riot.
standards of conduct followed text was undisturbed.'
report.
blasted the University Monday
He said the event was tragic
University President John VV. by the great majority of the stuA question-and-answsesfor permitting a national meet- Oswald, through a
in all other considerations, howsaid dent organizations would be
secretary,
sion at the end of his speech,
ever.
ing of Students for a Democrat- he had not seen the jury's report.
grossly unfair to those worthat least as liveic Society to take place on cam- He turned down a newsman's while student
"You should complete my
that however, proveditself.
organizations
ly as the speech
offer to provide him with a copy. contribute so much to Univerpus.
quotes," he admonished the quesThe first to address Dr. Ap- tioner.
The jury also criticized the
The jury said the University
sity life.
exclaimed
in anger,
He added, after repeated reUniversity for allowing a chap- should have known that allowfree- theker
"We believe in academic
ter of the organization to be ing the national SDS meeting on dom, but require that its practice "Where is the American flag? marks from the questioner, that
formed here.
its campus would "be unwise be generally recognized and in The right to free speech is not he is not a Christian "as you
the right to treason! I still pledge would think of it" and described
would appear that little
"It
accordance with uniform stanAmerican
-Jesus as a "great historical
or no real investigation of the
But instead of forbidding it,
dards of decency and honest ed- allegiance to the
flag. . ."
figure."
intentions and purposes of the the jury continued, "the adminucational purpose."
Dr. Richard Butwell, discus"Jesus was The subversive of
organization was made before istration merely stipulated that
The jury recommended that sion
moderator, interrupted, exthe Roman Empire," he said.
it was registered," the jury's it conduct its activity behind all charters of student organiza"this is nottheoccasion
Dr. Aptheker's answers were
closed doors.
report to circuit said.
tions at the school be reviewed claiming
for polemics."
greeted with loud applause from
"It would further appear that
avowed purpose of such
"The
and that all those found failing
Dr. Aptheker answered, howthe audience, but the questioner
it received little or no responstipulation was said to be to to operate within the letter of
ever, by acknowledging the queswas hissed and only sparsely
sible faculty supervision," it con- avoid incident.' However, this
the Student Code be revoked. tioner's "violent
tinued.
action is interpreted by thisgrand
It also recommended that the with the talk anddisagreement" applauded.
Dr. Aptheker's appearance
thanking him
The jury said a "large ma- jury as an effort to 'sweep it Student Code itself be revised
for listening to the
here had drawn considerable critjority of University officials in- under the rug'," the report said.
to include some sense of moral
icism to the University from
speech "with courtesy."
terviewed in its investigation exThe jury quoted from evidence
responsibility.
"I ask that the charge of across the state. Student Center
pressed little or no concern re- it said was submitted to it and
The jury further recommended treason be hurled with
great
Director Frank Harris described
said conduct at the SDS meetgarding this matter."
that the Board of Tnistees take
care," Dr. Aptheker added. "I the mail received critical of the
However, the jury's report ing "flagrantly violated the Stua "closer look" at persons in was
bom here and love this speaking engagement as of "asmentioned no names and it made dent Code of the University of authority here and encourage in
country perhaps just as much as tronomical proportions."
no charges or took any other Kentucky."
the institution an attitude more
Three American Legion posts
official action.
The report added," To permit compatible with the desires of this young man. You are not
when you and one Veteransof Foreign Wars
the alumni and the general pub- arguing substantively
are libeling me."
post stationed pickets in front
lic.
"If you meet this (the con- of the Student Center before Dr.
It added, however, that the
talk.
cept of communism) with hysteria
.report was not meant to chastise and with foaming at the mouth, Aptheker's
Continued on Page 3, CoL 1
all faculty and administrators
at the University.
"We recognize and complitoo many people to the seminar.
Although an
SDS says, however, that the ment the great strides in eduseminar with Dr. Herbert Apth-ekJ
for Monday afternoon was administration was behind the cational progress made by the
..
canceled by the Student Center cancellation, as Student Center University.
is
"We submit, however, that
Director Frank Harris was the
I
Board, another seminar on Mar-U I
one who called for the Friday no state university can be an
xism was conducted instead, fol.
island unto itself, not refuse to
lowed by a discussion "The State SCB meeting.
'
to the
of Academic Freedom at UKr1-They also said the reasons recognize its responsibility
About 40 students and faculty given them for the cancellation citizens and taxpayers oft he comwere worded in the same phrases munity and state which give it
members attended the academic
as used by Dean of Students support."
freedom discussion in the FacThe jury said that it had
ulty Lounge of the Student Cen- Jack Hall in previous discussions
examined the Constitution of
with SDS.
ter.
f
A
I
SDS, various resolutions adopted
Robert Frampton, SDS memSDS members feel the cancellation of their seminar was ber, said the administration had by the convention and various
FREEDOM
an abuse of academic freedom, formerly said all SDS activities pamphlets and publications dis"from down- must Ik in an academic context. tributed at the convention.
reflecting pressures
"To say that the organiza"But the line now is that SDS
town and from Frankfort."
Dr. Aptheker's coining t( UK meetings must be closed," he tion has little worthwhile purwas sponsored by the Student said in reference to the SDS pose or that its resolutions and
Center Board, which originally National Council meeting here the material distributed by it was
gave SDS peniussion to conduct the last weekend in March and obscene and offensive to one's
sense of decency would be a
a small seminar with him on of the conditions for the seminar.
gross misunderstateiuent," the
American history.
SDS Secretary-TreasurJeff jury said.
The board took back its perIt was announced earlier that Three American Legion posts and one Veteran's of Foreign Wars
Deluca said, "The administramission at a special meeting Fripost were stationed outside the Student Center last night protesting
SDS had vio- tion wants SDSmemlers to talk Law son King, an assistant
day night, saying
a speech made by Dr. Herbert Aptheker, an American Communist.
1
Continued on Face 5, Col. 1
lated the agreement by inviting
on
8, Col.

fi

Fayette Grand Jury Blasts UK,
SDS, Unwashed Students Pubs

er

te

UK's Academic Freedom
Discussed At Meeting
SDS-sponsor-

er

i

i

Q .7

1

coun-Contlnu-

lgt

* War Veterans Protest Talk

Continued From

Pfe

1

One of the men was a disabled veteran in a wheelchair.
They carried signs opposing
the talk and stood next to two
American flags and their post
flags.
Darrell

Hancock, past commander of the Kentucky American Legion, said, "We're protesting the use of a state supported institution as a forum
for anyone who would advocate
the overthrow of our government.
"The state American Legion
has passed a resolution to stop
such activities, and I believe
it has been presented to the
governor."
Joe Bietz, commanderofVFW
post 680, said, "We're trying
to bring to the attention of our
citizens just what communism

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Tuesday, April

is . . . anything that advocates is against "the interests of the
the overthrow of our government majority and hostile to it."
is bound to influence our young
Revolution, on the other hand,
"is the most democratic of all
people."
During the quest
political methods," he said.

session itself, one woman
stood to ask a question. When
Dr. Aptheker made his comments
on Jesus, she began waving a
Bible over her head.
She drew mainly a humorous
response from the audience.
Dr. Aptheker's formal speech
was devoted to discussing revolutions in context of a Marxist's
view. His visit here was sponsored by the Student Center
Board, and was attended by members of the University community
and Lexington citizens willing to
pay for admission.
He differentiated between a
revolution and a counterrevolution, saying a counterrevolution

"If a socialist revolution
comes to America," Dr. Aptheker said, "it will be because
the people want it so badly that
it cannot be held from them."
Going through gradual steps
to solve major problems, Dr.
Aptheker said, is too ineffective
and too slow.
"The way to end slavery was
to end it and not to moderate
it," he said.
"I do not mean to indicate
that a revolution is not without
costs," Dr. Aptheker said. "Some
tragedy and death is unavoidable.
Great things do not come without cost and sometimes high

VietTOKYO (UPI)-No- rth
in a dramatic statement
on the 98th anniversary of the
birth of V.I. Lenin, Monday de-

clared itself independent of other
Communist countries in solving
"all problems of the Vietnam
revolution."
The statement came at
of increasing strife between the
Soviet Union and Red China
the two giants of the Communist world and at a period when
Hanoi has been caught in the
middle of pressures from Moscow
and Peking.
The Soviets have been urging
the North Vietnamese to move
toward peace talks with the
United States. The Red Chinese
have been urging Hanoi to press
on with thg warThe Soviet Union and Red
e

-

China are both major suppliers
of war material to North Vietnam,
and reports last week said the Red
Chinese had threatened to cut
off some military aid if Hanoi
went through witji peace talks
with the United States.
When Hanoi announced earlier this month it would send
representatives to a meeting with
American officials, the North
Vietnamese leadership was believed to have acted without consulting either Peking or Moscow.
The statement recalled a similar pronouncement from North
Korea two years ago. It made
public for the first time the
strained relations between North
Korea and Red China, and
stressed the individual nature
of North Korea's problems.
Nhan Dan, the official news

wv

W

f

7i

cost."

Hanoi Declares Independent Course

nam,-

23, 1968- -3

!f av' )

V.f

paper of the North Vietnamese
communist party, made no mention of the pressures being applied on Hanoi from Moscow
and Peking nor did it mention
the subject of peace talks.
Echoing Hanoi's
position on the war, the One woman attending Herbert Aptheker's speech last night brought
Nhan Dan statement said the along her Bible and thumbed through the pages during the address.
North Vietnamese people were
At times, the woman stood and waved the Bible above her head.
fighting to benefit all Communist countries.
"At this juncture, the Vietnamese people are mobilizing all
their material and moral might
to the struggle against U.S. aggression, for national salvation,
and are resolved to defeat the
American invaders, liberate South
Vietnam, defend North Vietnam
and proceed toward peaceful reunification of their fatherland,"
Nhan Dan said.
long-standin-

g

7,'f
All You

Need

Is Love

After all, it's what makes the world go 'round in
that wonderful,
way. The enchoose says so much about
gagement ring you
your love . . . and should it be a Keepsake, the
word is "perfect." A brilliant diamond of fine
color and modern cut guaranteed perfect (or
replacement assured). Just look for the name
Keepsake, in the ring and on the tag at your
Keepsake Jeweler's store. He's in the yellow pages
under "Jewelers."
once-in-a-lifeti-

to get her own.
The price is low enough.
The new Lady Norelco.
Norelco brines vou a new lady's shaver. The Lady
Norelco 15L. It's a delicate pink with red trim, and
wallet.
comes in an oyster white snap-opeThe shaving heads are designed with you in mind-o- ne
side is for shaving legs, the other for underarms.
You get a smooth, close shave, the kind you'd expect
from a Norelco, at a new low price
Hide it from your roommate.
n

DIAMOND RINGS

There's also the elegant Classic
Beauty 20L. A
lady's
shaver with two shaving sides one for
underarms, the other for legs. It comes
packaged in a beautiful Greek column.
And to be even more lavish, the
Norelco Beauty Sachet 25LS. A shaver
plus ten beauty attachments. It's like
having a complete beauty salon in
d

.1

i-

$

S

n

.

REGISTERED

your own room.

CLAIM

PRICE

tilt.

FROM

ALIO

I00.

(.

$110. TO 1100. WI0DIN0
$1000. RINS INIAHSIO

TO
A.

M.

POND COMPANY,

INC.,

IN

100.

TO SHOW IEAUTT
ESTABLISHED

Of PtlAlL.

lift

nuvv i ruMM luuncivunocmcixi mixu vvcuuiimu
Please send new
booklet, "How To Plan Your Engage- full color folder, both for
ment and Wedding" and new
Bride's Book,
only 25c. Also, bend special offer of beautiful

j

20-pa-

44-pa-

j
j
j

Name.
Address.

vMM9

INIs4H0Vplfif

A

City.

wreico'

I

the close, fast, comfortable electric thavc.
PHiltfM

CwnfMny. Inc

,

100

Ml

424 Ureal. Nw Vrk.

M

V.

10017

State.

Zip- -

KEEPSAKE DIAMOND RINGS, BOX 90, SYRACUSE, N. Y. 13201

* 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Tuesday, April 23, 1968

.

WHEN WOMEN WEAR
THE PANTS

if

TiO

Crccn and white daisies on a shocking pink background of ribbed
cotton brings everything up spring when UK coed Libby Morris,
at right, dons this two-pieAt bottom left, a garden
pant-dres- s.
of flowers splashing diagonally across bold circus stripes describes
this pant-dres- s
worn by Lisa Hastings. The dress is compliments
of Meyer's. Micki White, at bottom right, models a yellow pant-dres- s
decked with green and white flowers. The boat neckline
has stand-u- p pleats. The dress is compliments of Embry's.
ce

u

u

ui iiil: juiiil:

Indiana that

was done in

New Hampshire and Wisconsin?
April 27 and May 3
STUDENTS FOR McCARTHY

Call

254-485-

A

4

nor

Kernel Photos by Dick Ware
--

The Letter men

ft)

(XI

p

V

"'A
ttttsmtm

in concert

mmt

fw

V

rr i j

4

Danville Auditorium
Danville, Ky.

nap
o cup

8 p.m.

Friday, April 26

rt irr

'

)

T3

fee).

'

There ts'osf;one Life Insurance Company whicH specializes in
Insurance for College Men and Women only, and that's College
Life.

WHY would we
want to restrict our
sales and service in
this way?
This Is Why
1.

TMrd Try Wins

"How does it feel to win
something?" asked comedian
Bob Hope. "Scary!" replied Ann
Stewart as she stood on the stage
as the newly announced LKD
queen.

This was the third year that

she had run for the honor. This
year she was sponsored by Chi
Omega. Ann's winning was a

Just a short drive South on U.S. 27

TONIGHT!

ntllDE...

...

College men. on the average, buy larger policies than

non-colleg-

e

Adm. $1.25

men.

complete surprise to her, she
said.
It was "nerve-wrackinwaiting on the stage while Bob
Hope made jokes between announcements of the runners-up- .
Ann is a junior, majoring in
g"

English, with thoughts of teaching in Kentucky after graduation.

She also is a Army ROTC sponof the Miss
sor, was
UK Pageant, and was recently
chosen as Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Sweetheart.
According to Ann, her luck
comes in threes, but on Thursday, April 25, she is going to
have a fourth bit of luck when
she will act as hostess to actor
Dustin Hoffman, who will speak
at UK for Senator Eugene

2. College men do not generally engage in hazardous occupations after graduation.
3. College men are better able to have the best in medical and hospital care.
4. Their intelligence level leads these men to frequent health checkup
5. Their income levels allows better living conditions
6. College men have a lower death rate than
non-colleg- e

after graduation.

NOW SHOWING!,
Gami

men.

Itaaaari

It all adds up to broader benefits and better service. Reasons why
so many men are starting plans through College Life. Reasons
why you should see College Life before you buy.

f

PMUaa

(mm

Terence Stamp
Carol White

v

SUA

Your College Life representatives
in Lexington, are:

DICK BON ETA

The Kentucky

BMP

20taiTuwox

RIID2K0

BRAD BOUNDS
FRED BURNS

RUB

Ulkl

LOU BURNS,

Manager

t

Dt

t

TllUMA
DiANA

359 Waller Avenue
255-794-

1

I

BANNAROBf AU BRlDCfJ
f ll I OS JACK CILIQKO

McUAHON

CAKY

MUSANIf

DOSHA

KiniR
Van

MARIlN Sill

to VllS

tD'AR0

The College Life Insurance
Company of America

ROUK

KULIN-I-

MIAOOW

IN

Ml

BKOW

Mil

PtlLRS

JAN SHRIMC

MONROt SACHWN

"LARKY PltRC

.SNICMASI

BAD

SUBSCRIPTION

Also: "QUILLER MEMORANDUM"
WED.

'VALLEY OF THE DOLLS'

Kernel

Th Kentucky Kernel, University
Station, University of Kentucky. Lexington, Kentucky 40506. Second cUsa
poktage paid at Lexington, Kentucky.
Mailed five times weekly during the
school year except holidays and exam
periods, and once during the summer
session.
Published by the Board of Student
Publications, UK Post Office Box 4UU6.
lirgun as the Cadet In 1UM and
published continuously as the Kernel
time litis.
Advertising published herein Is Intended to help the reader buy. Any
false or misleading advertising should
be reported to The rid l tors.
RATES

Yearly, by mall
Per copy, from files
KERNEL

$9.27
$.10

TELEPHONES

Editor. Managing Editor
Editorial Pag Editor,
Associate Editors, Sports
News Desk
Advertising, Business, Circulation

X321

S330
$447
131$

* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Tuesday, April

23, 1968- -5

Kernel Forum: the readers write

To the Editor of the Kernel:
In response to Bill Turner's "willing
to die."
Black America, I too am enraged,
enraged to see blacks riot, loot, burn,
kill and destroy. Enraged at the destruction in Washington, D.C., New York,
Chicago, Cincinnati, San Francisco, Los
Angeles, Philadelphia and Buffalo. Enraged at the "you owe me something
because I am black" attitude which you
enbrace and so violently express. Enraged that so many of you are content
to sit back, accept your welfare money,
demand more, and then riot if you don't
get it. Enraged by your demands for a
guaranteed annual wage. I ask you a
question: what right do you have to de-- 1
mand anything from a society to which
you contribute so little?
Black America, I am a product of
your violence a part of the "white backlash." Six years ago I participated in a
successful movement to integrate recreational facilities at several lakes in Dallas,
Texas. Today I vVoukl not be a part
of such action. The almost exponential
progression of black violence has turned
me against you. Not against your ultimate goal but against the violent manifestations of your methods. I too want
to concentrate our efforts on the building of better families, better homes, better schools, better churches a better
America. But if you persist. in destroying
families, homes, schools, churches
then recognize that you alienate
a large segment of white society and that
the building of "bigger and better graveyards" will be the inevitable result.
Barry C Weaver
College of Dentistry

To the Editor of the Kernel:
I have received your election results
of April 10, 1968, repeating the lack of
responsibilities demonstrated by the University of Kentucky Student Government.
I would like to inquire just what
O.K. Curry, Jr. intends to do with this
copy (sic) of:
1.) last years "inefficient group."
His organization has never forwarded . . . The social events on this
campus are not . . . We have engrossed
an exact copy of the current Student
Government hierarchy (sic). What the
devil he will do
is beyond my
comprehension.
The Student Government at this inis so neglectful of duty.
stitution
What in the world could we want with
such material . . .
Richard W. Franklin, O.K.
English
P.S. 1.) note the "more civil tone."
2.) I would like to meet you sometime
I'll bet you're an interesting cat.

To the Editor of the Kernel:
There is a great need for more accurate information on the war in Vietnam to be presented to the people. The
way it is now, about all a person is
likely to hear about the war is what
he receives from the news or someone's
opinion.
Someone should get as many of the
facts and statistics together as possible,
and present them to the people. This
would help the people to form their
own opinions and would keep them from
outside influence. There is a need for all

To the Editor of the Kernel:
I thought you and your readers would
be interested in reading selections from a
forthcoming biography of a member of
your staff. The book is by Mrs. H. Rap
Smallwerk and is entitled My Son the
Journalist. Here are some selections taken
at random.
"My son David attends the University of Kentucky. I am very proud of
Him, because he is a big shot. He writes
for the school newspaper. He has his
own column with a special title, just
like Louella Parsons. It is called Cynic

OUR-Americ-

Americans to take a stand on the war.
This would aid the government in its
decisions about the war.
If the U.S. thinks that the war in
Vietnam is necessary to help fight the
spread of communism, and to help a
country that coukl not help itself, then
it should be supported by the American
public. The government should be backed
by the people; for the people elected the
government and they should support it or
try to change it by peaceful means such
as elections. This is the way our country
is run and it should be done this way.
Mike Deweese

Freshman

...

...

Dr. Pranger Conducts
Seminar After Cancellation
Continued From Pare 1
only to other SDS members, it's
a dangerous thing this idea that
SDS has the right to freedom
of speech as long as no one can

eker from speaking in the evening.
There 'were rumors that such
an injunction would be filed, but
these did not materialize.
Dr. Robert Pranger, from the
be there to hear."
"This is not a simple situapolitical science department, contion," Deluca said. "This is a ducted the seminar on Marxism
trend, and it's getting worse and after Dr. Apetheker's appearance
was canceled.
worse at this campus."
About 70 people attended the
Prof. Jack Reeves, associate
professor of political science and seminar in which Dr. Pranger
a member of the American Asemphasized Marx's views of citsociation of University Professors izenship.
"I'm not a Marxist . . . but
(AAUP), told the group, "Students have the right to leam i'm interested in citizenship," he
through any means . . . and said.
should not be restricted (with
Dr. Pranger said Marx's greatsome exceptions) in expressing est objection to capitalism was
not to the physical conditions
their viewpoints."
He said the exceptions apply of the workers, as commonly beonly when there is "real and lieved, but to its inversion of
immediate danger to the state." values.
"The concern of capitalism
"The tiling that interfersmost
with academic freedom is peo- was with the output of the emple's expressing opinions not held ployees and not with the civic
by the rest of the society," Prof. virtues of the employees," Dr.
Reeves said.
Pranger said of Marx's views.
Marx felt this leads to a "mere
"It seems to me there is a
fragment of a man rather than a
dichotomy developing between
the average person and the studefully developed man."
nt-faculty
Dr. Pranger opened his dismember," he said.
would be an uninteresting cussion with some remark son Dr. .
"It
cancellation.
society if we couldn't investigate Aptht-ker'Marx
"A great university is a uniall ideas," he saidw "fn
to the John Birch Society."
versity that gives greatly to its
Prof. Reeves said the AAUP students," he said. "This means
feels professors have "a distinct that it provides the student lody
for student freewith the kind of horizons and
responsibility
environments that makes its studom."
"However we resist, I think dents able to make a contribuwe must resist these infractions tion to their nation."
"A great university is one
of our freedoms," he said.
considerthat gives greatly to its students
The group
able amount of time discussing and in turn expects greatness in
what action should be taken in return," Dr. Pranger said.
"What has gone on today
the event of a successful court
injunction preventing Dr. Apth- is evidence of poverty."

nit

r

View. Just the other day I said to him,
'De-D- e
what does
(I call him
'cynic' mean?' 'I don't know Mother,'
he said.
. . . De-D- e
never was too good at
book learning. I believe it was back
when De-D- e
was in the third grade,
right when he was beginning to lose
his hair, when his teacher, Miss Patrick,
called me up to come to a conference.
Miss Patrick told me that De-D- e
never
knew the answers to the questions that
were asked in class. She said that when
she called on De-D- e
he would say 'I
don't know' and start making remarks
about the size of Miss Patrick's hometown, or insinuations as to her sex life.
Miss Patrick said that although De-D- e
was awfully stupid, he had a wonderful knack for sidestepping the issues and
yelling invectives. I told her thank you
and that I always knew that my boy

Ms

university join the evil present. One such
man came from the foreign land called
California. I le, unknowingly to the honest,
dedicated men at the university, was
subversive. Thinking no evil of anyone,
the honest, dedicated men of the university were caught unprepared when
they found that the man from California
had stolen enough magical power to
break the spell. Luckily, however, a white
knight called Frank Fort, arrived just
in time to slay the evil man and save
the magic spell.
There wa"s at the same time a normal
school at the university. Here too there
were honest, dedicated men who taught
their pupils how to teach in the magic
land of "Kaintuck." They taught classes
in how to make your pupils sit at your
feet; how to make your pupils gape with
unquestioning awe when you impart wisdom; and how to hit knuckles with a
had talent.
hickory branch. "Never," said the honest
e
decided to run for men, "could anyone be happy teaching
Last year
the President of the Student Congress. anywhere "but 'Kaintuck' after larnin'
How about that? He told me that he from us."
was going to wear a silly outfit around
But here in the quiet conservative norand make funny speeches so that if he mal school two very subversive men crept
lost he could say it was all a joke. Well, in. They were called Mr. Dilly Kin and
he lost and he was real upset. He told Mr. Bar Tender and they preached very
me he was going to get even by making seditious doctrines. They suggested that
fun of all the fellows that did get elected. the world was round and that you wouldn't
'Just wait and see Ma, I'll show them, drop off the edge if you went beyond the
e
he sobbed into my lap. . . . When
border of "Kaintuck." They also had very
graduates, he is going on to bigger and strange actions. They sat on the floor
better things. He is hopeful that he can with their pupils, they roasted hot dogs
r
as a on the hickory stick, and they even alget a job with the
writer. I told him he ought to keep his lowed questions. The honest, dedicated
men of the normal school were shocked.
paper route just in case."
Joseph Isaac "No one has done such things since
AficS Sophomore
the ancient Greeks," they said. "Look
what happened to them."
These subversive men were not as
To the Editor of the Kernel:
I would like to take this opportunity powerful as the man from California,
to tell you a very interesting fairy tale fortunately. All the men at the normal
school had to do was sprinkle a little
about a magical university.
Once upon a time, about one hundred magic dust in the right places and Mr.
years ago, there was in the state of "Kain-tuck- " Dilly Kin and Mr. Bar Tender were never
heard from again.
a university that had many magical
This fairly tale, like all the rest, has
powers. One of these powers was the ability to suspend itself in time. Even today, a happy ending. With all the evil men
over a hundred years later, the universlain, and with the magic power intact,
the university lived happily ever after in
sity still exists in 1865.
But times were not always good for its own little world.
W. Kent Hicks
the university. As in all fairly tales,
Graduate Student
there were evil man who came and tried
Guidance and Counseling
to take away the powers and make the
De-De- ),

--

De-D-

De-D-

Herald-Leade-

a little philosophy

with every label
beer company that invites you to read
There's a
its philosophy printed on the back of overy can.
Unlike the beer company, we at the University Shops can't
print our philosophy on the merchandise wo soil, mainly
because'you'd look kind of ridiculous walking around with
our philosophy printed on the back of your can.
well-know- n

So our philosophy is shown by our University Shop

Label and understood by your satisfaction.

A

v

407

I
V

WHIT

W.....J

Phone

-

-

Trademark Rtglirtrtd

i

S.

U.S.

fottut Offict

Limestone

t

J
I

* ernel

The Kentucky

L.w.

nun

(

j.

It

The South s Outstanding College Daily

.

University of Kentucky
TUESDAY, APRIL 23,

KSTABLISHi:!) 1894

1958

GUILTY

Editorials represent the opinions of the Editors, not of tfie University.
John Richard Kimmins, Editor
Robert F. Brandt, Managing Editor
Jo Warren
Terry Dunham
Assistant Managing Editors
Hank Milam, Business Manager

Martin Webb

Darrcll Rice

Carolyn Dunnavan, Women's Editor
Dill Thompson, Cartoonist
Mary Magee, Advertising Salesman
Robert Collins, Delivery

f

7

J

j

Dana Ewcll

Joe Hinds, Arts Editor
Jim Miller, Sports Editor

Rick Bell, Director of Photography
Prisalla Dreher, Editorial Assistant

Mike Halpin, Circulation

Weekends
don't leave your mind behind

Special Student Government
rheetings are not called for just any
old purpose. Take the one Sunday
night, for instance. It was set for
that time to "discuss and deliberate" the decision of the Judiciary
Board a few nights previously.
Presumably, the SG was to set
the procedures for a new election,
and form a new Elect