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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
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KERNEL

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UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

STANLEY

SPEAKS BEFORE

Transy Students Are Invited
To Kernel "CollegeNight"

Program to feature Selections By "Beat liand in
Dixie" Directed by
John Lewis
Noled Missionary Introduced

CAPACITY CROWD

Sorority Bids

Available At
Dean's Office

At Special Convocation
By Dr. Frank L.
McVey

8tude.nU of Transylvania College
have oeen invited to attend Friaay
mgnt's "College Night," sponsorea
uy The Kerniu, at wnlch tne
University Band will play,
THREE ADDRESSES
MADE DURING STAY .members of tne Wuucat baskeioau
eam will be special guests lor tne
program as a triuuie lor
winMorton Potter, Tom Sprajjens ding of the Soui.neasiern their
Conference cnampionsnip.
Perform In Memori"John Meaue s Woman," starring
al Hall
Edward Arnold, Francine Larri-.nor- e,
George Bancroft and Uaii
The challenge which science offers to religion today, religion's Patrick, will be tne leature-letig-ui
ability to meet this challenge, and picture, which will be augmented
the part American youth can play jy the "bportllght," a b ports car-oo- n;
"bouncing Dall" cartoons and
was dlscuMed by Rev. Dr. E. Stanus
missionary jolieglate pictures obtained espeley Jones,
to India and author of several books, cially lor tne occasion.
The band, under tne direction of
In an address to a special University convocation Tuesday afternoon John Lewis Jr., will lead the audiIn Memorial hall. Dr. Jones' sub- ence In singing, as well as playing
ject was "What Can Be Believed In luring the program.
Edward Arnold, as John Meade,
an Age of Science."
Dr. Jones pointed out the numer- plays the role of an industrialist
Haig,
ho finds that Caroline
ous things we do during the day
Patrick,
that are "acts of faith" and went on played by Gall money is more lainin
than she
to show how the scientist must have terested in his
faith In a God In order to succeed. nlm. After his lieutenant, Tim
Alathews, tries to get him to reforA capacity audience filled the auditorium. President Frank L. McVey est tlmberlands he has denuded,
presided at the convocation and In- ihey attend a party in Chicago. At
troduced Dr. Jones. Tom Spragens uhe party Meade meets Teddy Connor, played by Francine Larrimore,
Lebanon, president of the University "Y," delivered the Invocation, and also discovers that he does not
and Morton Potter, Lexington, ac- .ank "tops" in Caroline Haig's afcompanied by Ruth Ecton, sang a fections.
Complications follow when Meade
hymn.
The meeting Tuesday was one of a marries Teddy Connor and she disseries of three featuring Dr. Jones, covers that he married her because
who will soon leave for his mission Caroline Jilted him.
All students attending the "Colpost in India. The speaker addressed a dinner meeting Tuesday lege Night" will be admitted for the
evening
at Woodland Christian afternoon price through the use of
church on the subject, "The Church i coupon published In this issue of
Here Dr. The Kernel, and must present couof Christ in America."
Jones drew a comparison between pon by 8 o'clock tonight. It is good
the church organization and the ior one or two admissions.
Transylvania students will use a
organization of the state, stating
that the "spirit of Christ would con- coupon published Inintheir college's
order to obstudent publication
nect all organizations."
Final meeting of the series was tain matinee prices for the program.
held Tuesday night In Woodland
auditorium, with approximately
Dr.
persons In attendance.
Jones' subject was, "The Kingdom
speaker
of God on Earth." The
pointed out three outstanding Ideas
TOCO-ED- S
In the world today: Communism,
Kingdom of God.
Faclsm and the
Dr. Jones was the guest of Dr
and Mrs. McVey while In the city. Addresses Women's Compulsory Convocation In Place
morning to
He left Wednesday
speak at Asbury College, Wilmore,
of Dr. Alice Pickett, Schedof which he Is a graduate, and at
uled Speaker
Berea College.
and
A discussion of "Marriage
Its Problems" including views on
the purposes, motives, and theories
problems
11 of marriagebyand courtshipG. Bland-Inwas given
Dean Sarah
who spoke In place of Dr. Alice
The annual meeting of the Kenwho
society In Pickett, the scheduled speaker
tucky state horticultural
was unable to fill the engagement,
cooperation
with the College of
at the general women's compulsory
Agriculture will be held Thursday,
convocation at 4 p. m. yesterday In
March 11, In Room 101. in the
Memorial hall. Miss Blandlng was
building.
The principal speakers on the Introduced by Susan Anderson, a
program will be: A. J. Olney, hor- member of the A. W. 8. council.
expressed
the
Dean Blandlng
ticulture department; W. D.
pathologist; H. H. Jewett, en- opinion that there are three motives for marriage and that the
tomology department; O. M.
administrative assistant, emphasis of these motives has
Agri- fluctuated
with the changing of
all members on the College of
culture faculty. Mr. Ben E. Miles, civilisation. In primitive times ecosecretary, state horticultural society nomic interests predominated, in
medieval times children that would
will also speak.
The topics will include "How the serve as heirs were thought to be
Fruit Tress Survived the Cold Win- mast Important, and in the modern
ter and Summer Drought of 1936;" world, the romantic element over"Blister. Canker Sometimes Mis- shadows all other motives.
Disagreeing with the psychologitaken for Winter Injury;" "Replacing Last Winter's Losses in Our Bee cal theory of human mating as an
sxtenslon of animal Instinct, Dean
Colonies;" "Flood Damage to Orchards;" "The 8tate Soil Conserva- Blandlng asserted that there are
tion Program as Related to Orch- three main purposes of mariage.
ards, Vineyards, and Berry Fields," These include providing theofoppormennourishment
and "Orchard Fertilization and Soil tunity for the resulting In the realital conditions
Management."
Dr. J. B. Jordan, president of the zation of happiness; the gathering
state horticultural society, will pre- of a variety of experiences; and the
sexual problems.
side and will open the meeting with solution toImportant Is
Equally
the prelude
an address and appointment of
'o marriage, courtship. Dean Blandcommittees at 9 o'clock. The prin"laissez-faire- "
cipal speakers will give their ad- lng advocated the
parents In
dresses followed by lunch. The policy on the part of
dealing with the adolescent probbusiness meeting and a round-tabIn
discussion on "Our 1937 Spray lems of choosing companions.
explaining
dilemma. Miss
Program," will conclude the meetmost
Blanding pointed out that tho
ing at 3:13 p. m.
Important feature of the "courtship practice," Is getting acquainted
CHURCH
FORUMS AT
with the person's true character.
WILL BE CONTINUED Once this Is realized, courtship
ceases to be a problem.
A second series, following one
conducted In February, of Sunday KENTUCKY SEEKING
evening forum groups for the benePWA WELFARE FUNDS
fit of University student, Including faculty members and prominent
Dean James H. Graham, cf the
as leaders, will be
Lexingtonlans
sponsored dining the month of College of Engineering, represented
March by the youns people's or- Gov. A. B. Chandler Wednesday at
ganization of the First Methodist a conference In Washington. P. C,
with P. W. A. olflciuU, conceiving
church.
Speakers will Include Dean W. 8. Kentucky's application for a
P. W. A. grant.
Taylor, of the College of Education,
The s ate Is s?ekin;? the money
Dr. Arthus Braden, president of
Transylvania College, and Aubrey to aid In financing Its new state
prison and Insane asyulins and
Morse, director of Lexington Community Y. M. C. A. Meetings are public welfare program.
held at 6 o'clock in the basement
Sl'LZLR VISITS CENTERS
of the church.
80-pi-

A special bid day for the nine
social sororities on the campus will
be held today, according to an announcement
by the
council. Rushees are requested to
obtain their bids between the hours
of 1 and 3 o'clock this afternoon at
the office of the Dean of Women In
the basement of the Administration
building.

STARTS

GUIGNOL

ACTOR'S CLINIC
Barrymores To Get
Chance On Stage With Inaugural Of One-APlay
Laboratory

Would-B- e

ct

In an effort to train University
students for future dramatic work,
the Gulgnol Theatre, under the supervision of Frank Fowler, is sponsoring a series of laboratory plays,
to be directed and acted by the University students.
This new project includes a series
of one-a- ct
dramas, written by prominent playwrights and will serve as
a part of an advanced dramatics
course taught by Mr. Fowler. Serving a dual purpose, these plays will
give more students who have the
ability to act opportunities
along
this line, and also to develop talent
for future Gulgnol productions.
The first of this series will be presented March 22, the week following
the running of "Petticoat Fever."
plays will be given, the
Two one-a- ct
first under the direction of Jean
Abel and the second directed by
Jane Ratchford. These plays will
be presented for one performance
only to a Lexington Invitational audience on the Oulgnol stage and
will use the costume, props and
stage set of the University's Little
Theatre.
This project Is not entirely new
to the campus theatre... Laboratory
plays written by student-autho- rs
were presented in 1932 on the Gulgnol stage, as the result of a play-- ,
writing contest held on the campus.

DEAN BLANDING
TALKS

j

Meet On Campus

g,

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Midway Blue Jays Favored To
Gain Way To Regional Of
Annual State High
School Meet

FINALS TO P.E PLAYED
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Bryan

Station Selected
Strong Contender
For Title

'IIELL-WEEKER-

By TOM WATKINS
lusty quartet of freshman
voices swelled to the heavens In
"
praise of one
reverent
of the prominent fraternities on the
campus of the University of Kentucky. A throng of four hundred
shivered in the chilly, murky air
of the Union Depot. This small
demonstration of hazing was welcome to a crowd that waited impatiently to greet Its champions,
and the thron; closed around the
small group of pledges that trembled beneath the lordly gaze of a
supercilious
Once
again the frat hymn Invaded the
ethereal regions, and the Interest
of the throng decreased. Obviously
they had been expecting some public
and had been
disappointed.
A newfpHperman standing In the
gatewsv to the tracks explained to
his disinterested spouse the rudiments of the game of basketball,
also elaborating upon the fine qual.
A

"hell-wek-

TO TEACH

"wood-throwing- ,"

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Wildcat Basketball Team,
Southeastern Champions,
To Be feted At Banquet
The University philharmonic or
chestra, under the direction of Prof.
Carl A. Lampert. will play at the
regular weekly vesper services Sunday afternoon, March 7, at Memorial hall.
The feature of the conceit will be
an original composition by Lee
Crook, a music major and senior at
Mr. Crook Is the
the University.
concert master of the orchestra.
composition will have its first
His
public hearing at the concert.
The orchestra will play eight se
lections during the concert. Sunday will mark the second appearance of the philharmonic orchestra
on the vesper series.
Ushers for the services will be Miss
Elaine Allison, Miss Anna Mildred
Tharp, Harlowe Dean Jr.. and Luther Hickman.
The complete program follows:
Bach
Come Sweet Death
From the Western World (Allegro
Dvorak
rlsoluto Larghetto)
Voice of Spring (waltz)
Strauss
Lee Crook
Prelude
Entre 'Acte from Rosamunde

fty MACK IIL'GIIES
Although lacking the polish and
sxperlence
possessed by college
players, some of the best and most
entertaining basketball played on
the Alumni gymnasium floor Is
shown by high school players who
cavort annually on the University
court.
The 43rd district high school
tourney, which Is now being held In
the Euclid avenue gym, has as entrants several teams which promise
to display such ball playing.
Its
participants range from teams which
have showed up poorly all season to
quintets which are expected to be
strong contenders for the State title
The games in this tourney promise
to be as exciting and colorful as
any previous years' contests.
Midway's Blue Jays, who are expected to take up their bid for the
title where it was terminated in
last year's tournament, are
Song of the Bayou
favorite to win the district Largo
crown. Midway has won all of Its
18 scheduled games, In which they Vlennlese Folk Music
scored 770 points to their opponents'
top-hea-

319.

Schubert
Bloom
Handel
Komzak

SETS DEADLINE

Its 14 games this season. They have
scored 464 points to their opponents'
319..

Other teams entered In the tournament are Plcadome, Athens, who Manuscripts

Of Applicants
For Membership Must Be
Submitted To Members Dy
March 23

meets Nicholasville at 7 o'clock tonight, Henry Clay, who plays Wilmore at 8, Bryan Station, who plays
the winner of the University
game, at 9 o'clock.
played Versailles and Midway
played Plcadome last night, but the
results were nof obtainable when
the Kernel went to press.
ls
of the meet will
The
be played Saturday morning, starting at 10 o'clock, and the finals will
take place that afternoon at 3.
les
gh

semi-fina-

Pan-Politik-

Prys

on

The Netherlands
Investigators

International

Open Holland Study
Monday

j

Manuscripts for membership into
Chi Delta Phi, national women's
literary honorary, should be handed
in by March 23, to any member of
the organization. Poetry, prose, or
any original literary work may be
offered.
Actives of Chi Delta Phi will
Judge the manuscripts on the basis
of originality, literary form, and
ability. Any woman student who
has made a 2 standing, and has
had at least two semesters of Eng
lish. Is eligible to try.
Members to whom manuscripts
may be given are Katherlns Flan-nerBetty Mitchell, Dot Wunder-UcNelle Nevins, Dot Whalen,
Perry,
Lois
Robinson,
Virginia
Betty Earls, Jean Abel, Jean Weis,
and Theo Nadelstein.
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h,

Eight Law Students
Pass State Bar Exams
Students In the College of Law
who passed their examinations before the Kentucky bar In January
were announced yesterday by that

lttes of the champions expected up- on the Knoxvllle train.
A news
photographer cradled his camera
and peered at the throng, trying
to find one famous face to grace
the pnues of his pnper in the morn-lnf- r.
"Did you know." he queried
of his assistant, "that we could have
grabbed a keen picture a Knoxvllle
when Kentucky pulled into the lead
to win the tournament?"
b

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nt

m-- 1

k

t

cheer-leid-

er

climbed to the summit of a baggsge
truck and gazed over his small
world of four hundred loyal subjects. He etart'd singing the victory march of the chamnions In a
quavery voice, and in a few seconds
the depot resounded with the rauc- ous voices of the erstwhile chorist
ers. Still no sign of the train.
"Let's go noma. I'm gettin' tired,"
cooed the campus siren as she
gazed with romen'ed devotion Into
prithe eyes of the martial-lookin- g
vate who claimed the honor of being her escort. Of course, she would

uate .Manager Boles To
Mske Talks

All-Camp-

AFFAIR TO RE STAGED
AT LAFAYETTE HOTEL

Hop
Postponed
A Week

Slart at 6:30 o'CIock;
Captain for Next Year
To Be Elected

Will

us

The annual Vnrlty basketball
banquet, plvn each year in honor
of both varsity and freshmen teams
by the Lrxlnr.lon Alumni club, will
be held at 6.1(1 ncloelr Mnn
evening in the Lnfayp.te hotel.
featured on the proqr.im will be
talks by Governor A. B. "Happy"
Chandler. President Frank I. Mr.
Vey, Coach Adolph Rupp. and S. A.
imnciy
uoir.s. graduate manager.
The awarding of letters and numerals to the v.irsily and freshmen
players, and 'he election of a captain to Slice r Wpi field Honolulu
to serve for the pnsnlncr vphi- also take place.
The banqirt will h almost In the
form a victory affair this year due
to the recent, Southeastern championship won b- - the Wildcats last
week In Knoxvllle by a
5
score
over Tennessee's Volunteers.
Miss Marguerite McLauqhlln,
president of the Lexington Alumni
club, will act m triistmas;er at the
banquet and will introduce the
various speakers. Coach Rupp will
Introduce the members of the varsity and each will be called upon
for a few words.
Official awarding of letters and
numerals will be made by Coach
Chet A. Wynne as head of the University athletic council. Names of
those who will receive these awards
are not yet available as It Is necessary that the recommendations of
Coach Rupp be passed upon by the
Council, who will pan Judgment on
them Monday afternoon.

Due to the district, tournament
which Is being held this week-en- d
in the Alumni gymnasium, there
hop this
will be no
wpek. as an article In Tuesday's
next
Kernel stated. The
hop will be March 12, one week
of the
from today. Headlining
Tuesday article led many students
to believe that the hop was tonight.

APRIL 6 IS DATE
FOR CAMPUS SING
Annual Songfest
In Memorial
Hall With Many Vocal
Ooups Competing

Ocns-OD-

39-2-

To Be Held

The

;lxth

annual

rponsored Jointly by Cwens,
honorary sophomore women's
and Omicron Delta Kappa,
men's lead?rshlp fraternity, will be
held Tuesday, April 8. In Memorial
hall, the committee in charge of
arrangements announced yesterday.
sing Is held In
The
order to encourage b3?ter slnglne
In the fraternities, sororities, and
Independent groups on the campus,
and all groups of this tort are eligible to enter. Definite plans as to
the number of members to be allowed In each group and to the
number of songs for presentation
have not yet been made.
Winners of the contest receive
sliver cups, the cup for the winning
girl's group being awarded
by
The cup for the men's winning group, given by Omicron Delta
Kappa, Is a rotating one, that is,
the group winning It two years In
succession, or three years not In
succession, will be given p?rmanent
possession. This cup was only
started last year and was won for
the first time by Del'a Tau Delta
fraternity. Kappa Delta was the
winning sorority in last year's contest.
Under the rules of last year's sin?,
groups were required to sing the
"Alma Mater" and either one of two
other selections, preferably one of
their fraternity or sorority songs.
The groups were also limited to not
more than 24 and not less than 8
members.

Webb To Address

Engineers Meeting

Dr. W. S. Webb, head of the deof Anthropology
and
Archaeology, will deliver the address at the annual Engineers' convention In Memorial hall Friday,
March 13, during which the pledging exercises of Tau Beta PI. engineering honorary fraternity, will
take place.
"Research In
will be
Dr. Webb's subject and It will be
Illustrated by lantern slides.

partment

Kampus
Kernels
,

All girls Interested

In swimming

are Invited to go swimming at Margaret Hall In Versailles from 4 to 5
college.
o'clock Wednesday afternoons. Cars
passed were: Robert
Those who
will leave the Women's gymnasium
Hensley, Burlington,
graduate of
at 3:30 o'clock. It
Eiffht Kentucky Schools To for all girls to havewill be necessaryclass of '36; Jack Keyser, Covthe
cotton or rubington; Robert Lee Brown, LexCompete; Ray Sutherland jber suits, as wool suits are not al
ington; Bert. Combs, Manchester;
lowed. They must wear caps and
Represents University
Montgomery.
Robert
Frankfort:
bring their own towel. A fee of 15
James Whitlow, Kevll; and John
The annual Kentucky Intercol- cents Is charged. Those who can
Orady 0''lura. Jelltco. Tennessee;
legiate oratorical contest will be furnish cars are requested to bring
William McCoy, Ine..

SUKY UL5CUSSFS
MAY DAY PLANS
Preliminary plans for the annual
May Day celebration sponsored by
Suky, campus pep organization,
were discussed at a meeting of the
Circle held Tuesday afternoon in
the basement of the Alumni gym.
A discussion of the possibility of
changing the events on the program to eliminate the morning convocation and substitute a longer,
more consolidated program following the coronation ceremony In the
afternoon was alio held, but no
definite action was taken.

HOWL AND GREET WRONG TRAIN

A

Governor Chandler, President
McVey, Cnarh Rupp, Grad-

slnrr,

CHI DELTA PHI

Favored to win the other bracket
and meet Midway in the finals Is
Bryan Slatlon, who lost but one of

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NEW SERIES NO. 40

5. 1937

At Sunday Afternoon Musicale

As

TONIGHT

KENTUCKY THEATRE

Philharmonic Orchestra To Play

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two-volu-

GYM

Potter Pledged By
Leader Honorary

n,

et

ALUMNI

paper.
Opentntt the program sponsored
Professor Orehan wrote from his
home, where he was moved to from by Pan Politikon on the NetherSt. Joseph's hospital. His condition lands, Dr. Henri Beaumont, of the
department of psychology, will
is rapidly improving.
speak on "The Portion of the
Netherlands In Fuwpc Today," before member cf the International
Relations cliv on Morday, March
8, at 7:30 p. m. in ivovi ill, of McVey hall.
Morton Potter, Lexington, senior
Dr. Braii'nont, who ,s acting as
In the College of Commerce, was faculty aih fs
n Politikon,
of
pledged to Nu chapter of Omicron the student ir
onnizau m for fosterDelta Kapa, honorary men's lead- ing International friendship, will
ership fraternity, at a meeting of present the po'ftlci 1, historical, and
the organization held Tuesday aft- international imp irtance of the
ernoon.
Netherlands in his speech.
Mr. Potter was the only one acA series of dlscutMons has been
cepted In the special call for points planned for the month of March on
made by ODK for the benefit of the Netherlands, including art disseniors. He is a member of Delta plays, library exhibits, tildes, and
Tau Delta, the University band, lectures by faculty members and
Beta Gamma Sigma, honorary un- guest speakers. A full program will
dergraduate commerce fraternity; be published next week, and all
Strollers, and Is a former announc- students are Invited to attend the
er for the University extension stu- meetings.
dios of WHAS. He was chosen for
distinction In the field of scholarENINEERINO TLANS READY
ship.
The south and cast units of the
MILDER TO ADDRESS Y.tV.CA. new Engineering quadrangle will be
offlaially accepted by the Public
Dr. John W. Mulder, rector of the Works Administration and the Col-leGood Shepherd Episcopal church,
of Engineering early next week,
will lead an Informal discussion at E. B. Farrls, University construction
the Y. W. C. A. worship group engineer, bald yesterdiy afternoon.
meeting at 3 o'clock Monday after- The exact date will be decided upnoon at the Woman's building. on Monday.
Public Inspection of
Elizabeth Zimmer will be In charge the units will accompany the acceptance.
of the program.

Val-lea- u,

Elmer O. Sulzer, head of the publicity department, will leave today
Dr. Harry Elmer Barnes, noted it noon for the mountains of Easthistorian of New York City, will be ern Kentucky to visit two of the
in the department of history at the University's radio listening centers.
University from July 1 to July 17 of These two listening centers are at
the summer session. Doctor Barnes, Big Laurel and Turkey Fork In
who for many years was professor Harlan county. While on his trip
nHiif.
of hlstorv,At Smith College, Is the Xfl v AiiImc vrlll ,Ua Inl tlx
author of many history books. His tlonal bookings for the Olee Club
work, Concert Tour which will be held
latest book Is a
during the Easter vacation.
"Survey of Western Civilisation."

On Recovery Road

In a letter addressed to the staff
of The Kernel, Prof. Enoch Grehan,
head of the Journalism department,
complimented the members of the
staff on recent editorial, reportortal.
and feature matter contained in the

Agri-cuUur- al

FAMED HISTORIAN

Professor Grehan

'

Horticulturists To

Thursday, Mar.

TOURNEY OPENED

Pan-Helle-

world-famo-

00

43RD DISTRICT
IN

8 O'CLOCK

KENTUCKY

OF

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY. FRIDAY, MARCH

JONES

COLLEGE NIGHT

gaze with the same devotion Into
the eyes of one of the court heroes
later on, but did her present big
moment hsve to know that, did he?
A loud hurrah arose from the
throng and resounded through the
depot, as the gleam of the head-- I
light of a locomotive flashed along
the rails. The victory hymn once
again challenged the glorl.'s of the
persons
heavens. Four hundred
surged as one man toward the train
that was pulling up to a stop. Loud
cheers started the occupants of
pullman cars, and amused business
men smiled from the windows of
the day coaches.
But wh?re were the champions?
Surely they would not miss this
demonstration which had been
planned expressly for them. 8urely
they had not missed the train. But
where were they?
Suddenly a djad silence enveloped the throng, and then a titter
swept through the serried files.
They had met the wrong train

Oratorical Contest
Slated Saturday

held at 7 o'clock tomorrow evening
In the auditorium of the University
tiainlm: school, with eight Kentucky collejes and the University
represented.
Speakers for the contest will
come fiom Anbury College, Wilmore; Berea College, Erea; Centre OUre, Dinville; Georgetown
College, Georgetown; Transylvania
Colleee, Lexington; Morehead State
Teachers College, Morehead; Eastern State Teachers College, Richmond: Western State Teachers College, Bo ling Green: and the University.
Raymond Sutherland, winner of
a recent contest conducted by Omicron Delta Kappa, will represent
The contest will
the l'pi''e-sltybe In two divisions, the first for
girls, in which representatives from
four of the above colleges will be
participate, and the second for men.
.

DFBATERS
DEFEAT WILMORE

them.

Girls' basketball practice Is being
held from 5 until 5 p. m. dally.
Oirls Interested In taking part In
the play day to be held at the University of Cincinnati on March 20
should sign up immediately at Miss
Averlll's office. A chartered buwill take participants there and
back.
Sports offered are swimming, volley ball, deck tennis and
basketball.
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The Women's Athletic council will
hold an important meeting Monday
afternoon in the gym. All council
members are requested to attend as
final plans for conference must be
made at that time.
All persons interested in tennis
are Invited to be at the Commons
at 6 o'clock Fridav nicht fnr
"Dutch" dinner and
mHn
which will follow.

There will be a general open house
from 4 to 6 o'clock this afternoon
The University high school de- at the Woman's bulldins.
a tn
bating team defeated the Wllmnre dent orchestra will furnish muslo
high school debating team Tuesday ana rerresnments will be served. All
nmht at the Traing school, being students ere invited.
adjudged winner by unanimous vo'e
of the three Judges.
There will be a meeting of the
Upholding the affirmative side of committees planning the Independthe question: "Resolved: that all ent formal at 3 p. m. today In the
y
electric utilities should be
Woman's building. This Is the last
owned and operated" for date that names will be taken for
the University hlh school wore bids.
Marlon Vulleau and Louise Galloway.
The W. A. C. will hold a meeting
at S o'clock this afternoon In the
W. A. A. GOES Jl VENILE
Woman's building.
govern-mentall-

A kid party for all new members
of the Women's Athletic association
was given Tuesday night In the
Women's gymnasium.
Kid games
were played and refreshments were
served. Approximately twenty-fiv- e
girls were present

rUNKHOl'SEtt AT CONFERENCE
Dr. W. D. Funkhouser will leave
today to attend the meeting of the
Southeastern Conference in Atlanta, Ga. Doctor Funkhouser is secretary of the organization

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Friday. March 5. 19S7

Me Oo," are Indicative of their con- -I the Lew. Not really a bad way to
tent The ballad above mentioned is spend three years, especially when
I'm secretly
HUI
Ul D.. Its half vacation.
filial UCatlUII VI
though thinking of a short trip to America.
Louis, and It Is a
doleful enumeration of all the vari- though, sometime In the summer.
ous evils which go together to comI've met some very Interesting
pose our "status quo," a Latin phrase and
By LILLIAN GAINES WEBB
people here. To
for "the mess we're in."
mention only one or two: I had tea
Being a Joe College or a Cora CoAn unfailing source of enjoyment recently with Sir William 8. Holds- - ed back in 1913 wssnt half bad as
Thla la the fourth In s eerlea of
to us is occasionally to coral one or worth, probably the foremost living far as the University of Kentucky is
letura rmn to Tht Ktrntl by
two helpless English boys at a tea authority on English legal history. concerned, and
.1. Siahr,
who at present la
you
this is
atudytng In Oxford University by virparty and tell them how much bet who won the Harvard Ames Prise an exaggeration, if then think havent
you
tue of a llhodea Scholarahlp.
Tha
ter it Is to drink milkshake at the the time before Justice Cardoso read the Freshman Bible issued in
Editor.
Corner Drug than to sip tea, and did. And also every evening at that year.
Morton College,
this Oxford rock dinner I see Lycelles Abercromble
what a wash-o- ut
"The 8enlor Dance must close
University, England. et is compared to the glorious Alma snd Edmund Blunden, two of the
Oxford
not later than 3 o'clock.
modern English poets, dances her named held All other
I had my weekly tutorial Mater we left behind us, and espefMNCE
on the
this morning. I feel quite free cially how infinitely more beautiful sitting up at "high table" with the University campus shall close at 12
this afternoon, and the weather and alluring the girls are in Ameri- other Merton dons. I heard John o'clock, those held at the Phoenix
being at the moment typically Eng- ca, in all of which statement we Masefleld, the poet laureate, read shall close not later than 1 o'clock
lish (which doesnt mean fair and hardly need exaggerate to hit the from his works last term. And I've with Intermission of 30 minutes,
warmer), I shell stay in my rooms truth; and they are quite willing to heard or met several other "Sir 8o- - from 11 to 11:30 o'clock." That's
s"
and one Lord, a Mar- the way the rule read when "mothsnd get a couple of letters off my believe it all, having seen "College
Rhythm" and a few similar movies. quess; they were all human beings, er" was a freshman, which is a long
chest.
I found, through unusually well way from daughter's day.
I've been reading Bertrand RusTaking No Chances
Informed one.
sell's new book. "Which Way to
of our
is car
Most
And take the weather, for exam
I'll give you the story of my GerPeace?" In which he argues most ried on more privately, however
Wouldn't
man and Swiss "adventures" In my ple. a Kentucky it be convenient to
convincingly that substantial
have
University Weathlest we be burdened with a long se next. So long.
and the abandonment of ries of visits from some of these
er Bureau hoist a flag to help you
only
the Empire are England's
handsome Englishmen when we redecide whether to cut class and
chance of avoiding an Imminent snd turn home, a contingency which
tHke your best girl out riding?
war. But the might well complicate our own plans
completely disastrous
When "Dud" planned to take his
subject which I have regarding various ones of those
Ideas on the
girl out for a stroll "In the counrelayed to some of my Conservative beautiful