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LEXINGTON,

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Cast

have been selected for the cast of Ciuignol's third
t lie season, Ifenrik Ibsen's "Peer (iynt." The play,
in the (iuignol
one of a revival series, will be presented March
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IFC Modifies Rush;
Uses Honor System

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The Interfraternlty Council has
modified second .semester rush arrangements to shorten the period
by one week.
Charlie Schimpeler, IFC representative,
yesterday
announced
rushees can sign up and be pledged
in Dean Leslie L. Martin's office
beginning Thursday and continuing through Saturday noon.
I'nder the original program
rushees couldn't be pledged until
Thursday, Feb. 18.
Second semester rush was made
informal when evaluations proved
formal rush doesn't work successfully for the spring semester.
A formal rush program requires
the rushees to go to every frater

nity house once and to return a The "goon squad" was a group of
number of times according to the fraternity representatives appointindividual's preference.
ed by the IFC to supervise rushing
With an informal rush program
the fraternities and the rushees activities.
If the new honor system proves
have no special rules to follow with
the exception that no rushing is satisfactory, the system and in-

formal rush will be continued for
future semesters.
Schimpeler predicted, "The large
number of men on probation this
semester will make rush probably
less successful.
"You can't rush men who aren't
a fraternity.
eligible."
Schimpeler said the IFC is tryAny man who has a 2.0 overing to u.-- an honor system to
all academic standing is eligible
curtail illegal rushing prac- for rush and can sign up in the
tices. No "goon squad" is being
Dean of Men's Office. Fraternity
used.
representatives will read the list
and take names of persons they
wish to rush.
Students with the required 2.0
overall standing and 2.0 the previous semester, will be eligible for

allowed off campus or away from
the respective fraternity houses.
Fraternities were encouraged to
send representatives into the men's
dormitories last week to interest
the freshmen students in going out
for rush and eventually pledging
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Med Center Names
Selected By Guignol Class Curriculums

cast c! 40 persons has been
select! J hr Guignol Theatre's
third pre due! ;n of thp year.
The ;.!.', 'Tier CJynt." was first
presented at UK in 1930 and is one
of the revival series being presented this ear.
Two members of the original
cast ere rtill in Lexington. Prof.
R. D. Mclntyre of the College of
Commerce played the part of the
n,
button mckler and Miss Ann
Mho Is now retired, played
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Members tf the cast are Peer
Gynt, Jim Hurt; Ase. Rene Arena;
Ingrid, Fenny Mason; Aslak,
Charles Ccughlin; the bridegroom,

ding guests, Linda Crouch, Ann
Shaver. Joy Ormsby, Doug Roberts,
Lucy House. Jim Sloan, Brenda
Howard, Peggy Kelly, Sonia Smith,
and Dan Howell.
Kari, Mary Boyer; the Green
Woman. Linda Rue; the Green
Child, Steve Howell; the Troll
King, Joe Ray; the court members, Joe Hern. Ninie Carr, Tom
Marston, Sue Ruffenberger, Don
Galloway. Phyllis Haddix, Bill
Schraberg. John Pritchard; Anl-tr- a,
Lynn Smith; and the Priest,
John Pauli.
The button molder, Don Galloway: Mr. Cotton, Doug Roberts;
Monsieur Ballon, Tom Marston;
Herr Von Eberkoff. Bill Shraberg;
and Herr Trumpeterstrale, John

Joe Florence; his mother, Ollie
Morgan;
his father. Phillips
Brook.;; Eclveig. Ann Bower; Hel-g- a.
Mary Warner Ford; and her Pritchard.
mother, "Inelma Burton.
The play will be presented
Her father, Phil Cox; the wed March
at Guignol Theatre.
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ID Card Betrays Senior,

Taking Frat Brother's Final
A filming team member, due
to gndimte this June, said yesterday he has been suspended from
school Icr a semester for taking a
chemistry final for a fraternity

brother.
The stuelcnt said his punishment hjid been meted out by a
student - faculty - administration
committee.
He said it was the third chemistry tfst he had taken for the
fraternity member during the semester. He was caught during the
final examination when the instructor asked for his ID card.

The student said he was told by
Dean of Men Leslie L. Martin after the action that if he secured
substantial recommendation from
various UK sources, he would be
allowed a rehearing.
This presumably would have allowed him to continue in school
this semester.
But. after he had received the
recommendations, he said the dean
of men changed his mind and
denied him the rehearing.
Dean Martin was not available
for comment yesterday.
The student has an overall
standing of 2.9.

initiation after an

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The curriculum for freshmen in neurological system, and
To pledge, a rushee is required
new UK College of Medicine tion to clinical medicine.
only to fill a card in Dean Mar- and sfCOnd year. students tin's office in the presence of a
students who will register Sent. 7. wm
n eacn y ar ll" concen"
Dr. William R. Willard. vice tration on several basic science representatives of the fraternity of
ich he ls a Dr0SDective member
president of the Medical Center subjects. There will be a gradual
and dean of the Medical College, increase in joint teaching during
of the first the year, building up to a major
said that three-fourtclass of about 40 students had emphasis on the interrelationships
Greek Week
been selected.
among the basic sciences and be- selecting of the 40 come tween the basic and clinical scien- The
Tickets for the Louis Armfrom over 400 applicants. The ces.
strong Concert, Friday, Feb. 19
freshman program includes 33
nnrinr th third mil fnnrth
Monday through
hours of classes weekly, plus two years, most of the study will be wUI be on
afternoons a week for optional done n th University's teaching Friday in the Student Union
courses in either the Center or the hospital and other clinical areas, ticket booth from 11 jn. to 1
university at large. The urst years' ii.WeTer, students will continue to
f).m.
program will last for 36 weeks.
Continued On Page 3
About 60 percent of the fresh- man curriculum time will be de
...
voted to teaching in separate disi
ciplines, such as anatomy, physiology, biochemistry, and behavioral science.
The other 40 percent will involve
Joint teaching of basic subjects
with emphasis placed on the relationships of the various areas to
each other In understanding basic
life processes. This would include
such courses as human growth and
development, and study of the
neurological and other body systems.
Another feature of the first-yeprogram is a "brief but significant"
introduction to clinical work, traditionally offered only to
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curriculum for the
The first-yeUniversity's College of Medicine ls:
Introduction to anatomy, microscopy and ultrastructure. developmental anatomy, behavioral science,
biochemistry, physiology, human
growth and development, conjoint
sciences and systems, genetics,
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Begin Neiv Kernel Staff Duties

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Miss Suzy Horn, senior, and Mike Wenninger, junior, have assumed their new duties on the Kernel editorial staff. Story on
page 3.

Preregistration Provokes 'Postregistration
PAI L ZIMMERMAN
With the advent of preregistration at UK a practice which might
be called pestregistration has come
into bring.
PofctrrgMratlon consists of students attempting to enter other
sections of classes which were dropped from their schedules, or trying
to drop conflicting courses and add
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others.

Often a course added a conflict
requiiing another course to be
dropped I" turn, another course
had to be added.
Although the number of students
dropping and adding courses varies fitm college to college, the
strain of pestregistration seems
to be taking a heavy toll among
secretaiies in many campus offioes.
When aiktd about the drop-ad- d

situation, a secretary in the office of the Arts and Sciences dean
said. "The language I'd use on
registration you don't print."
A secretary in
the College of

Commerce
commented,
office
"You'd better talk to the dean.
Mine wouldn't do to print," when
asked for her views on registration.
"I'd better not comment on lt,M
was the reply of another secretary
In the office of the College of Education.
Dr. Stanley Wall, assistant dean
of the College of Agriculture and
Home Economics said that there
was about a 50 percent Increase in
students dropping and adding
courses over previous years.
He said that some of the confusion was caused by students

getting the wrong
the Coliseum. Dr.
mistic about the
system, saying, "I

Dr. Ginger stated that some edIBM cards at
Wall was opti- ucation students still had only six
preregistration to nine hours of clases, yet had
believe it will paid tuition fees as fulltime stuwork smoothly."
dents. As to the future, Dr. Ginger
He said that he believes the felt the situation would improve,
system would Improve as students since preregistration had worked
and faculty members understood at other institutions.
College of Engineering dean,
it more thoroughly.
Dean Lyman V. Ginger of the Robert E. Shaver, commented that
College of Education said that al- not too much difficulty had been
though definite figures will not be encountered in that college. He
available for some time, it appear- said that some mistakes had been
ed that three to four times as many made, but that they would be corstudents are changing classes as rected in the future.
No difficulties were reported In
have done so in previous years.
He found difficulty with stu- the College of Law, according to
dents who were not in school last Dean William L. Matthews.
term and were not able to
Dean Cecil C. Carpenter of the
He added that many stu- College of Commerce reported "exdents were having difficulty in ob- treme difficulties In regard to the
taining clas admittance cards.
dropping and adding of classes.
pre-regist-

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He said that he believed they had
more change cards than students.
Estimating the increase as three
to four times
that of previous
years, he said that there should be
more outside study and more work
on the preregistration system.
With the present situation, he
said that he believes the old registration was better.
Arts and Sciences dean, Martin
M. White stated that he could not
yet tell about the number of drops
and adds because it was still going
on and no figures had been com
bined.
He said that they had been working night and day on the class
changes, but that it would probably
be the end of the week before he
could definitely say whether there
had been an increase.

* 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Tuesday, Feb. 9, 19G0

MAN ON CAMPUS

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Gifts Totaling $71,079 Accepted
By University Board Of Trustees
Gifts totaling $71,073 nnd seven
mi.Toll.iiieous Items hnvo been nc-- f
opted for the; University ly the
executive committee of t he Hoard
of Trust es.
The donors and their u i ft s are:
l ist her Packing Co., I.nuisviHe,
$10,01)0 to the College of Agriculture for use in research on 1ors
and cattle: Atomic r.nerjty Commission, S33.GW) for purchase of
laboratory equipment to be used in
a nuclear
program;
education
Western Kentucky Mining Institute, Madisonvtlle. ?!."() to the College cf rngincering in support of
its scholarship for the second

Keeneland Foundation. $10,.r00 to modal Fund; Naueaturk C!iemie:'l
the Kentucky Research Foundation Co., Hothany. Conn, $1.0f) to tl;
Agronomy Department fur field
to disc Iia rue the romnininp, obligaINiunrtation tc.sN of maleic hydraide for uv in
tions of the Keeneland
in couneclio.i with its scholarships controlling suckers on LuiUy toin f.tiicultuie and eterlnary medi- bacco; Aurco Drainrte ainl NTttal
Products. Inc.. Lexington, $."0 to
cine.
Keeneland Foundation. $10,003. the Kentucky Research Foundation
to complete its obligations for the for a scholarship In the College of
construction of isolation untls at Knginecring.
A. S. Chamberlain, $?3 to the
the University Farm; Ford Foundation. $4,100 to the University Ashland Oil & Refining Co. Schox Co.,
Tress for the purpose of stimulat- larship Fund; Jrnklns-Kss- e
g
ing scholarly publication in the Flizabethtown, $500 for an
humanities and social sciences.
scholarship in 10-G1- ;
Sam Drown Journal Club. $150 Corn Products Co., Chicago, $100
to the Kentucky Research Foun- to strri gthrn and improve the
dation for the Jack O. Webb Me- - University program of a general
scholarship for 19G0-CMiscellaneous gifts and their
donors included Dos Pueblos Orchil Co.. Galeta. Cal.. ere hid
valued at $25,003 to the Department of Horticulture for research
reason I.utz rave for the low purposes; Trofessor Iiichard H
grades.
Freeman, a portrait of Koss Ba.Ii
Shively by William Walmsley, Valued i.t
Athletic Director Hemic
$4'!0; Urownell Combs, levin ton,
reports that the Athletic Depart-n'ohas an organist, that will li ute .'), a calf to be la; :i ;:: I
provide music at the basketball sold and the pre ec eds to b- ; ed
in connection with the
fiames unless the band can mu.-t.-- r
f
juduiiw tear., in the ft rm
new members.
scholarships.
Hut Mr. Lutz indicated that
Luther Rice. Paris, a calf to the
even if he could acquire new band
members, he could not have them Animal Husbandry Department;
properly trained by the end of George J. Ball. Inc.. West Chicago.
111., lily bulbs to the Department
the current basketball season.
of Horticulture for use in
"ri
culture research; Keeneland Foundation, electron microscope which
d
basis and for many years has been on a loan
function on a
during traditional summer vaca- basis to the Department of Bactions valuable opportunities for teriology and $437 constituting a
final payment iu connection with
clinical experiences are last.
the microscope's use.
At the UK College of Medicine
students' programs will be arranged so that they will have staggered
vacation prriods and only a fraction of the class will be free at any
particular time.
Some students will be allowed to
pursue advanced study during
3RD FUN WEEK
their vacation periods, possibly
scheduling the free time of both
their junior and senior years toOPERATION
gether f ir this purpose.
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Low Grades Deplete Band
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'Bargains In Brains' Lists
Commerce Job Preferences

There were 4,i new seats vacnnt
for UK basketball fans in Memorial Coliseum last nuht.
War: en Lutz, UK band director,
announced yesterday th::t 17 of
his 45 vanity band members failed to make their prudes and will
be placed on probation.
Lutz explained that with only
23 band members eligible, "you
can't go out and represent the
University with a group like that."
Ilecaase so many of his band
members were freshmen was the

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Dr. Willard noted. He
of the expense of the publication, added that hospitals and clinics
and the students listed pay the

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edition of a UK booklet published of the college.
Continued From Page 1
by the College of Commerce, is now
Dean Cecil C. Carpenter said
available to business firms.
the booklet is sent to more than maintain close contact with the
The booklet list 106 commerce 1,000 firms throughout the country basic science sub jets.
The curriculum in the third and
students who will graduate In June, and each student listed gets about
fourth years will be arranged on
fire inquiries from business instid
a
basis starting July 1
tutions.
ending June 30.
Each entry contains a brief auto- - and
"There has been much concern
biography of the student and a
jlist of his job preferences. The by medical educators because
which provide three
students pictures are shown on the schedules vacation for all students
months of
biographical page.
at the same time seem wasteful in
The booklet Is sponsored by the the light of the long educational
Associ-- I period required of the physician-in-training- ,"
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'Mr. Bardot' Now Making Good
As Idol Of French Teenasrers
TARIS (AP) The current teen-P- e
idol of France la Sacha Distel.
a younn singer with a pleasant
voice and a burned out romance
with Brigitte Bardot.
Until a year ago. DIMrl. was
often called "Mr. Bardot," a reputation he set about living down
with vigor.
He did so well that his fee is

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fore he was through with Ms own
training program, he met Bardot
and suddenly found himself a
celebrity.
They announced their enRape-meand were pictured handhold-in- g
at Saint-Tropand in Left
Batik Jazz cellars. While romance
soared. Distel's voice snpged.
What happened to the romance,
no one knows. Publicity could have
been a reason for the breakuD.
Uaidot was a big star. Di.stel was
an underpaid guitar player with
a middling voice.
When he appeared on a stage,!
people would ask "What about
RB.?" IMstrl could only smile.
Now fans follow him wherever
,"
he goes. One of his songs,
has become so popular that
shops, villas, and cocktails are
named for it on the Riviera coast.

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that niht. lie san; eiht ing Jazz Jn a Left Bank cellar,
was Tin re he met Juliette Greco, a well
in .! the fans roared. Sa.-h- a
n ).) way and he hasn't .'topped, known jazz sing r. She liked his
24- - sense of rhythm but told him he.
C'i en- - ;.ed.
iDistel beaii to dream of had a twang that made his words
jt
Li::: a singer when h- - was a come out like gumbo.
Distel took it to heart and re- lfV' boy.
Hit mother put him on a ehil- - sohed to perfect his voice. Be- radio p roc ram when he was
4. He refused to sing a children's
n'i "I don't like tliem." he said,
vrbody sings them." Instead
he k'artrd a popular song.
perhaps got his musical
itjj.L'.tn mi through his uncle,
leader Ray Ventura.
H.ii'U-- h
Ventura he met sinner
IIimi Salvador who taught him to
play the guitar. Soon Distel was
playing with a schoolboy combo.
Att'i graduation from high
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his
clothes have been torn off by
rcrenmtng teenage girls.
Musical agents who were prepared to see nucha slip into oblivion when the publicity of his
romance with Bardot died down
aie now waiting at his front door.
SailM will not talk about his
Bardot romance, or any other
romance. Before he broke with
B.irdot or rice versa he knew
he would have to make it on his
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Ronald L. Schmidt was recently
elected president of Lambda Chi
Alpha fraternity.
Other officers for the coming
year are Charles
Daniels, vice
president; Alton Spear, secretary;
Stuart Riley, treasurer; Neil Witt,
pledge trainer; Jim Arnold, social
chairman; Larry Perkins, ruh
chairman; and Loring G. Roush,

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CLEAN UP ON YOUR LAUNDRY
(see below)

Two changes have been made in
the editorial staff of the Kernel.

Dear Dr. Frood:

I told my girl I was in
love, and she laughed. I told her wanted
to get married, and she laughed. How
can I make her realize that I'm serious?

Suzy Horn, senior journalism
maj.ir from Louisville, has been
appointed news editor of the Tues- day Kernel, replacing
Palmer

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Wells, who graduated.
Miss Horn was associate news
editor of the Thursday Kernel last

semester.
Mike Wenninger, junior Journa- lim major from Lexington, has
1een appointed to the position va- cated by Miss Horn. Wenninger was
a Kernel reporter last semester,
He is married and a member of
Delta Tau Delta fraternity.

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Dear Dr. Frood: Do you believe in the
old adage, "Choose a girl by ear rather
Shopping
than by eye"?
Dear Shopping: This maxim is indeed a
fine guide for any young man who is looking for a girl. But while choosing by "ear
rather than by eye," he should also make
sure she has two of each.

Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T.

home tired and 1 rind the house in a mess.
There are dirty dishes and pans in the
sink, and clothes are thrown all around.
I'm fed up. What should I do?
Married Student

Dear Serious: Marry someone.

Dear Dr. Frood: 1 hae been having
trouble sleeping at night. Do you think
it could be because I drink coh"ee?

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and hasn't returned vet. 1 don't know
what to do.
Patience

Dear Married Student:

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notify the police. Someone lias olniously
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The Overt Oversight
We perused with interest last Sunday one of the state's prominent daily
newspapers in which the University's
new building program was explained
rather comprehensively and somewhat
optimistically to the public. It was
an impressive display.
The'story told of a 12 million dollar
building program which UK plans to
launch this year, depending, of course,
on the approval of the bond issue
by the Kentucky Department of
Finance. The financing of the program is to be under a novel arrangement.
The ingenuity of the arrangement
was just as
as the story.
The program will be paid for by a
bond issue, mainly from revenue from "uncommitted" student fees
which will amount to about one million dollars a year.
The five construction projects, part
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of a
master campus plan,
will provide immediate classroom relief for the University in significant
areas. The proposed $5,500,000 chemistry-physics
building will take precedence over all other projects, both
and educationally; it is
money-wis- e
"our most pressing need," to quote
the proper cliche.
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The newspaper story expatiated
further on the University's other
"pressing needs." Next, there came the
$1,700,000 addition to the Margaret
I. King Library; then, a $1,500,000
building to house the College of Commerce; a $1,800,000 addition to the
Student Union Building; and a
girls' dormitory which will include a central kitchen and cafeteria.
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plans followed, including an Engineering addition, agriculture buildings, an Education addition, a new administration building,
another Education addition, and more
dormitories.
It was an elucidating and wondrous
story, to say the least. No doubt it
made tlxe alumni stick their chests out
and swell with pride over the foresight, wisdom, and efficient planning
of "their" University. And it made
wonderful reading for an otherwise
dismal Sunday afternoon.
But after the article about progress,
the new buildings, additions, and the
promise that UK would soon enlarge
its already massive physical plant,
one thought still stuck firmly and
adamantly in our minds.
When are they going to build a
social sciences building?
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Verbed With Nouns
We have in the past raised forlorn
and piteous objections to the growing tendency to turn any and every
noun in the English language into
a verb.
But the onslaught continues. We
are being verbed (or is it "nouned"?)
to the point of committing syntaxicide
ourselves.
Some months ago, it seemed certain
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that the
process had
apexed when an amusement page
editor in a large eastern city committed this sentence to print:
"Michael Bennie, in the role of a
delxmair
gifts Barbara Bush with a necklace. . ."
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Those who said the
mile could never be achieved will
reecognize our surprise when last
week we came upon this even more
tricky gem embedded deep in the ore
of a TV review:
"Jinunie Bodgers' brief singing was
a good nuinbt r and he again showed
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Mass Procrastination
An Intimate Interview
By BOBBIE MASON

In order to get an idea of the
effectiveness of the new preclassifica-tio- n
system, I talked with a coed who
had just finished registering. She is
now safely installed in her classes,
travel-worand calloused by the elements.
Under the impression that the new
system was designed to alleviate difficulties for everyone involved, I approached her with optimism and sanguine expectation.
First, I asked her to compare the
new system with the old,.
"Oh," she replied, "there are some
surprising results. This new freedom
in arranging our own schedules shows
that UK students are definitely not
in favor of Saturday classes."
"How do you account for this?"
"No one signed up for any."
"I understand that 2,000 students
roughly a third of the campus population, failed to preclassify and they
all jammed the Administration Building on one day."
"That's very true. It appeared that
registration activities merely shifted
from the Coliseum to the Administration Building this semester, except
that there was no alphabetical system," she explained. "You just waited
in line. I heard that classes will officially begin on Feb. 30, when registration is expected to be completed."
"How would you explain this mass
procrastination? Would you say that
UK students are exhibiting laziness?
Why didn't they preclassify earlier?",
I prodded.
"It must have been boycott."
I asked her to explain the procedure she followed in getting her
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classes.
"It all started in December," she
began. "At that time I made the four

trips necessary to preclassify and
walked an average of three miles, according to a daring prophecy made
earlier in the semester by a prominent dean.
"Before exams I picked up my class

schedule which had been carefullv
distorted," she continued methodically.. "Then I went to the Coliseum
to pay my fees. I traveled to three
different stations. I went through the
miscellaneous line used by most students who were evidently feeling
pretty miscellaneous that day.
"Next was the add and drop procedure Outlined on the little propaganda sheet distributed by the dean's

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(I nodded. Actually it had been
plagiarized. It had appeared in the
Kernel only days before).
"The instructions required drop
cards and add cards and miscellaneous
signatures on different cards. They
were all blue which created confusion.
They could have at least been discriminated by color."
"How long did this procedure
take?"
"The first day I spent only four
hours and 14 minutes walking and
waiting in line. I also spent seven
hours in the wrong classes. I made
six trips to the dean, filed four petitions, three complaints, and lost my
cards once.
"The next day I went to the Administration Building. There were
two lines. I got in one, waited 27
minutes and moved two inches. Two
hours later I reached the desk. I
showed my add cards and they said
I was in the wrong line. I went to
the end of the second line."
"Well, after all your trouble you
must have met with success," I said
hopefully.
"Oh, no, I have the same schedule
they assigned me. I couldn't get the
schedule I wanted."
At that I sort of gave up. I was
visualizing next week's story after the
tabulations broke loose: "College dean
predicts students will walk 21, 000
miles during registration. Figures indicate students walk 210,000 miles.
Dean then walks 21,000 miles him-

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to advantage in the closing number
when he ductted 'Mary Is a Crand
Old Name' with Miss IWell."
Most grammarians have long been
resigned to "solo" as a verb. But
how does a single person duet? Would
the same reviewer report that Isaac
Stern had symphonied Brahms'
"Double Concert" with Bostropovich
and the nicmlers of the N. Y. Philharmonic? Or that Cal Tjader had
comlroed with his band?
Admittedly, in the long giowth of
the English