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May Day Parade Tomorrow

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Suky's annual May Day will pet under way at

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nity, and independent floats. The theme of this
year's parade is perfumes.
Floats will be lined up on S. Limestone In
front of the Administration Building Circle at 12
noon. Judging of the floats will take pl.ire during
the parade.
Float decorations will be judged on neatnes.
originality, beauty, appropriateness to the title and
to .May Day, and durability.
Prolessional help will disqualify the display.
A meeting was held Tuesday to clarify nil rules
and answer any questions concerning May Day.
Suky will not be responsible for dissatisfaction on
the part of any organization which did not semi
a representative to this meeting.
The queen and her court will be selected from
the seven candidates who were chosen in the election Monday and Tuesday. The finalists are Marcy
Burman. Vivian Long, Norma Jean Brandenburg,
Lucille Clay, Wanda Cummins. Mary Ann Ogdcn

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Instead of riding on a Sukv sponsored float In
the parade, these seven girl will ride In con- Veitibles.

An informal ten is to te held tonight from
p.m. for the top sex en candidates
Three judge, who have no connection with the
FnlvervHv, will Judge the girls on appearance,
poise. romrrs.tloru ability, and the suitability of
the girl's drrs to the occasion and to the girl.
l)r Ihea Taylor of the History Department, who
has been Siuy advisor for 18 years, will crown the
queen at the May Day Dance tomorrow night.
Charlie Blair will play for the dance which will
be from
pm. tomorrow night in the Blue Oras
Boom of the SUB Tickets nre $1.50 per couple
and will be sold at the door. The theme of the
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"Springtime 'in Paris"

Five trophies will lx presented at the dance, to
the queen and the two winners and runners-ti- p
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3y Day Queen Finalist

One of these beauties will be crowned May Day Queen Saturday night
May Day dance. The dance will be in the SUB from
8 p.m. to 12 midnight. First row (1. to r.): Lucile Clay, Norma Jean
Brandenburg, and. Vivian Lone;. Second row: Mary Ann Ogden,
Marcy Burman and Wanda Cummins. (Pat Grant was absent when
picture was taken.)

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Lehman Elected SGA President
Music Festival Scheduled
For Today And Tomorrow

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For its 32nd year, the University of Kentucky will be host
to the instrumental section of the High School Music' Festival
today and tomorrow. The largest program in its history will
be scheduled on Friday, with solos and small ensembles performing throughout the day. Six hundred and sixty entries
will be heard, given constructive criticism, and rated by well
known persons in the field opTnusic.

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String and creative events will
be held in Memorial Hall, percus
sion in the University School Auditorium, brass, woodwind, and student conducting in the Student
Union and Pine Arts Buildings,
and baton twirling in Memorial
Coliseum. Friday events are scheduled frcm 8:30 am. to 4:30 p.m.
On Saturday, 50 bands and
orchestras wil; perlorm throughout the day. The following- Class
B bands perform in Alumni Gymnasium, beginning at 8:30 a.m. Clark
County, Danville, Harrison County,
Campbell County, Somerset,
Simon Kenton, Olive
Hill. Breathitt, Elkhorn, Frankfort,
and Versailles.
The following Class CC bands
will perform in Memorial Hall, beginning at 9:20 a.m. Paris, Winchester, Anderson, Garth, Bloom-fiel- d,
Shelby County, Bellevue,

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Paintsville, Hazard, and Martin,- Class BB, C, E, and A bands will
perform in Memorial Coliseum, beginning at 8:30 a.m. as follows:
Henry Clay, Dixie Heights,
Carlisle, Stanford, University
School, Wurtland, Bourbon County,
Beechwood, Nicholas County, Scott
County, M. C. Napier, Ashland,
Lafayette, and duPont Manual.
AH orchestras are scheduled to
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perform in the Bluegrass Room of
the Student Union Building, beginning at 8:40 a.m. as follows: Lafayette Junior, Lexington Junior,
Morton Junior,. Henry Clay, duPont Manual, and Shelbyville.
Complete programs of activity
for Friday and Saturday are available at the Student Union Information Desk and the College of
Adult and Extension Education.

Students Aid
For Exams

KERNEL SPOTLIGHT
The 1955-5- 6 Kernel staff bows
out with this issue. Crawford
and Billiter spill their hearts
out on page 4. The Workshop
proprietor bids a fond farewell
on page 5, -- Rats" Vandergrift
gets gushy on page 6, and Mot
Notserp is his usual fearless self
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To Be Given
A student aid class on how to
study for and how totake exams
will be held in Room 111, McVey
Hall at 4 p.m., Wednesday, May 16.
William M. Bass, acting director of the University Counseling
Service, who will be In charge of
the class said it would consist of
a talk and demonstration of the
rules of most efficient study techniques.
"The majcrity of students who
tan, uo fo, net oecause iney naven i
studied, but because they can't put
their thcuphts down", Bass added.
"Feople taking exams ' often give
up and don't try. An attempt
should be made to answer every
question, because the majority of
the time what the student may
think are stupid answers will be
worth a few points."
'I can practically guarantee
every student who attends this
class at lra&t one or two extra
points n his exams", Bass said.
He contended that at best exams
affairs", and
are "Anilely-risin- g
that his plan would, by instilling
confidence in the student, hold
this anxiety down to a minimum.
If student response to this first
class is sufficient, Bass said he
would conduct further classes of
the same nature before final ex-

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Dick Lehman, Constitutionalist Party, and David Haven-craf- t,
Students Party, were elected president and vice president
of the Student Government Association Wednesday. In a record
breaking turnout, 2,216 students voted. This is 577 more than
voted last year.
The newly formed Students Party lowerclass man. and Nancy Boggs,
dominated the election taking 11
out of the 22 vacant seats in the

woman-at-larK-

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ID Cards Notice
students planning to return for the fall semester, 1956-5must have their pictures, taken this semester. The pictures
will be taken in Room 137 of the
SUB, Monday through Friday,
May
from 9 a.m. to 11
a.m. and 12 noon to 5 p.m. There
will be no pictures taken for the
fall semester after May 18.
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Jane Brock. Const.,

and Barbaranelle Paxton, Const.,
were chosen to lowerclass and
position respectively.
The Students Party swept the
College of Commerce. Geren By- tbee,
Terry Kuester,

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President Herman L. Donovan will be the featured speaker
at this year's Commencement exercises. Dr. Donovan's addrcst
will be delivered at 10 a.m. Monday, May 2S, at Memorial
Coliseum.

This represents a change from uled to be awarded. Of the 909
the regular University policy. Cus- candidates, 7.76 are for the Bache
tomarily a guest speaker from out lors Decree, 133 for the Masters,
of town delivers the Commence- and there are 17 Doctorate ap
ment address. However, since plicants.
Donovan has requested a chanue-of-wor- k
The co m p e t e Commencement
status effective Sept. 1, he calendar is as follows: Saturday,
was asked to be the speaker, in May L'6, 10 a in Alumni Rexistra
recognition of his more than 15 lion, Music Room. Student Union;
years service as UK president.
12:30 p.m. Alumni Brunch. Dono- Since Donovan became president ' van Hall; 130 p m Business meet
on July 1, 19U, hi- lias signed ing of Alumni Association. Dono15,181 diplomas, which is more van Ha!l; 3.30-5:3- 0
p.m.
PreM- than the total number signed by dent and Mrs. Donovan will be at
all his predecessors. The Uni- home to members of the graduatversity has awarded 28,629 diplo- ing class, their families and friends,
mas sinoe the first graduating alumni, faculty and fctaff, at Max- well Place; 6 p.m. Alumni Ban
class In 18C7.
.To this number will be added quet. Student Union. Speaker will
approximately 900 seniors sched- be Penrose T. Ecton. "29.
Sunday. May 27, 3:45 pm.-B- ae
uled to graduate this year. The
official total will not be known calaureate procession forms on
until after a special faculty meet- circle between Stoll field and Stu
ing on Thursday, May 24. After dent Union: 4 p m Baccalauthis meeting, there will be no ad- reate exercises, Memorial Coliseum.
ditions to or deletions from the Speaker will be Dr. James W.
Angell, minister,' Second Presby
graduating list.
Unofficial figures as released by terlan Church. Iexlngton; 5:11
UK Recorder Mary Pane Milton p m Baccalaureate reception foe
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In Arts and Sciences Daniel
Yates, SP, and Pete Perlman, SP
and USP, were elected to lower-clamen positions. Harry Connelly, SP, was elected as upper-clas- s
man, and Ed Beck, USP,
man-at-larg- e.

were elected.

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In the College of Engineering
Tom Martin. Const., and Dick
Hun.sitiKer, Const., were chosen for
lowerclass men positions. Upper-cla- ss
man is Ronnie Bonnell and
Leonard Bennett is
Ray Trout and Patsy Beard. SP,
were elected in the College of Education to fill the
and upperclass woman vacancies.
Fredda Short, woman-atlarand Terry Woolum, upperclass
man, were elected in the College
of Agriculture and Home Economics. Both were running on tha
Constitutionalist and Student Party
tickets.
In the Law College Buzzy Nave,
Barristers and Students Party, was
elected as
United Students Party filled two
posts in Graduate School. Elsia
Kennedy was chosen woman-a- t
large and Bill Dawson,

Assembly. The Con.stitutionali.st
Party took six seats, United Students Party took four, and Barristers Party took one.
Dick Lehman had a total of 908
votes, Charles McCullough.
SP.
had 771. and Chip Rice. USP, 567.
David Ravencraft took 999 votes,
Roy Gibson, Const., 688, and Al
Brooks, USP, 546.

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Student Alumni Group Formed
The newly organized Student Alumni Association will work to improve
the relationship between graduating students and the alumni. Composed of seniors, the members of the group are: Standing, left to
right, Jim Itrazley, Alumni Fund Director. l:ivid Noyes Charles
Yancey. Walt Curry, Barkley Baird. Bill Billiter Jr. Sitting, Wit to
right, Bill Wheeler, Carolyn Collier, Maxine Thompson, and Joe Hayes.

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Student Awarded
$650 Scholarship
Carl

Johnson, electrical
Junior, has been awarded
scholarship ,.by General

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Electric.
The University will also receive
$3 30 in conjunction with the
scholarship. Johnson will receive
$350 of the award at the start of
the fall semester. The remainder
will be given to him next spring.
The scholarship Is one of 10
Oeneral Electric has given to students In southern universities this
spring. High scholastic ability was
a factor in the selection of the
students receiving the awards.

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Awards Announced
At Annual Law Day
Dean Llvis J. Stalir Jr. said.
Law books were presented to.
Eugene C. Romele III, Frankfort, was the winner of the $100 outstanding students by the Law-

contest sponsored by
the Security Trust Company of
Lexington. The second place award
of $50 went to Charles Stinnettc,
Ashland, and the third place award
of $25 was won by Ted Iglehcart,
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Shelbyville.

J. Leland Itrewster, Frankfort,
was the recipient of the $100 prize
offered by the Lawyers Title Insurance Corp. of Richmond, Va.,
for outstanding work in property
law.
Two $50 awards for excellence
in the title examination, sponsored"!
by the Louisville Title Insurance
Co.. were won by James F. Miller
of Pikeville and Melbourne Mills

Goltermonn,

Divine Service 10:30 AM.
Bible Clots & Sunday School 9:15 AM.

Correction
In last week's Kernel Joe Ireland was Incorrectly listed as the
president of Lambda Chi Alpha
fraternity.

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The book awards went to Reau
champ Brogan, Middlesboro.; J.
Thomas Soyars, Hopkinsville;
Glenn L. Greene Jr., Harlan;
C. Roemele. Ill, Frankfort;
Robert E. Hardin;, Frankfort; J.
Leland . Brewster, Frankfort;
Charles O. Wylle. Nicholasville;
Julian INI. Carroll, West Paducah;
Robert C. McCronklin, Akron,
Ohio; Carl W. Turner, Cincinnati,
and C. flibson Downing Jr., James
M. Todd, Charles C. Calk, James
Park Jr., Authur E. Abshire, Leslie
W. Morris II, and Don B. Smith,
all of Lexington.
The authors of the three best
student contributions to the Kentucky Law Journal also received
law volumes. The first prize was
won by J. Montjoy Trimble, Lexington. Robert R. Palmer was second. Jessie Hogg, Cookeville, Tenn.,
and William Bivin were tied for
,
third place.
Students recognized for outstanding scholastic achievements
were Lester Burns Jr.. Oneida;
Reginald Ruff, Central City; David
B.. Sebree. Frankfort; Dale C. Nathan, Louisville ;and Mrs. Louise
P. Sprague, Lexington.
Also at the Convocation, new
members of the Order of the Coif,
national legal honor society, were
introduced. They are C. Gibson
Downing Jr., Lexington; Carl W.
Turner, Cincinnati; J. Thomas
Soyars, Hopkinsville.
B. L. Kessinger Jr., president of
the Fayette County Bar Association, made the principal address.
Presiding at the Convocation was
Denver Gay, president of the Student Bar Association.
Special guests at the Law Day
luncheon were:
Judge Porter Sims, and Judge
Brady Stewart. Kentucky Court of
Appeals; Pat Rankin, Stanford;
Henry Harnetl, secretary of the
Kentucky State Ear Association;
Attorney Gen. Jo M. Ferguson;
Fred Francis, Prestonsburg; Judge
Chester D. Adams, Lexington;
Amos Elben, secretary of the Judicial Council of Kentucky; Van
Meter Alford, Gladney Harville,
and Rufus-Lisle- ,
all Kentucky
Eu-Ire-

the instruction in radio, the coun
cil brought the work of the Uni- versity's Department of Radio-Art- s
Into the area of
instruction for the first time.
Along with Kentucky, 11 other
universities won reaccreditation
and one new school was added to
the list of the
schools.
The other universities
listed are Boston University. Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Northwestern, Ohio State.
Pennsylvania State. Rutgers, South
Dakota State and Texas A&M.

University of Kentucky's,
School of Journalism, one of the
nation's ranking schools of Journalism since 1931, remains on the
list of the nationally approved
schools, according to the report of
the American Council for Education for Journalism whose inspection team was on the campus two
days last December.
Sequences winning the approval
of the ACEJ are the News Editorial. Community Publishing and
Radio Journalism. In accrediting
The

The liiulili.ulits of Law Day at tlic College of Law May 4.
was (Ik presentation of awards and prizes at the Convocation,

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Annual Honors Day Parade

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KKKNKL. Friday. Mav 1!. lOVi

Junior KOTC Cl;is

The Air Science department will hold its animal Honors Pay
exercises at ) a.m. tomorrow on the parade ground. Maj. Hnlx-rGordon Englehart, night city T. Palmer, associate professor of Air Science announced.
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comsenior students who will
missioned in the Armored service
will also l.sit the Armored CYntrr
at Ft. Knox with the other cadets.
The nine senior cadets are James
I) Baxter Jr.. Thomas C. nrabant,
Charles B. Clay. Hlchard I.. Hudson. Tommy L. Preton, Forest I.
Reeves. Itonald V. Hoe. Ronald J.
Hyan, and Wllmer A. Steinhauser.
Maj. den. John Ryan, commanding general of the Armored Center,
Invited the cadets to ft. Knox.
The cadet will be btllited and
fed on the poit while they arn
there.

The junior ROTC class will make
an "orientation" Wsit to Ft. Knox
today and tomorrow. Maj. Olaf V.
Christopherson. associate professor
of Military Science, Mid.
National Defense Transportation
The cadets will
Association Citation; Walter F. training, and they observe militarylf
will .pond one-haCurrie, Armed Forces Communicaday firing the M-- l rifle. Maj.
tions and Electronics Association Christopherson said there will be
Award.
James E. Owens. Reserve Of- a special demonstration of various
ficers Association Medal; Donald Army weapons.
The elevation is 950 feet in front
L. Kaufman, Merkel Award for Air
This is the first time such a visit of the Administration Building at
Science I student; Thomas N. has been made by a UK unit, Maj. UK.
Young, Merkel Award for Air Scir,
ence II student; James D.
Markel Award for Air Sciff
Kith
ence III student; John A. Olover,
Merkel Award for Air Science IV
student: John D. Hughes, Lafayette Hotel Plaque and Republic
(AutKf9f - Bar0t Z?y hit Ckttk," ttt.)
Air Power Award; John II. Byars,
Purcell Plaque.
Max R. Harris, Phoenix Hotel
Plaque: Julian M. Carroll, Reserve Officers Association Prize;
THE TKUE AND TYPICAL CASE OF
Thomas N. Young, Convair Award ;
Charles A. Wilson, Herald-LeadCIIATSWOKTII OSCEOLA
Plaque, and William S. Kinkead.
Sons of American Revolution ROTC
The school year draws to an em?, and everybody is

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Air FVrce Association Medal;
William O. Billiter Jr.. Graves-Co- x
Cup; Jimmy L. Maturo, AFTtOTC
Faculty Plaque; Charles A. Wilson.

Among the 19 awards to be prewill give the final talk in
sented is the Merkel Award, which
the Sigma Delta Chi lecture series
In the School of Journalism, today will be given this year for the firs'
at 11 a.m. In Room 211 of the time. The award is named ir
honor of the late Lee J. Merke
Journalism Building.
Englehart will explain the prob- of the Kentucky Air Nationa'
lems of metropolitan news report- Guard.
The Merkel award is presentee"
ing, and will conduct a question
and answer period at the end of to the member of each Air Science
his lecture. The public Is Invited class for "outstanding leadership

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ability."
The awards are to be presented
Daniel Boone started West be- by Maj. Gen. Thomas P. Marshall
cause the Quakers were Interfering of the Air National Guard.
with his sister's marriage.
Squadron E, as honor squadron,
The first formal church service will receive the Col. E. O. Davis
In Kentucky was held by the Cup. Cadets and the awards to be
Episcopal Church at Boonesboro. given them are: Orris E. Philpot

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Ellis Harkleroad or Corbin was
elected president of the Marching
100 last Monday. The
is Robert Wills of Mt. Sterling and Bob Davenport of Mays-vill- e
was elected treasurer.
Ellis, son of Mr. and Mrs. R. E.
Harkleroad, is a Junior majoring
in radio arts. He plays the clarinet
and saxophone with the band. He
is a member of Phi Mu Alpha,
men's music honorary; the concert band; and Choristers.'
Wills, son of Mrs. Hanson Wills, is a junior music major. He is
past president of Phi Mu Alpha.
He is a member of the university
orchestra, the brass choir, and the
concert band.
Bob Davenport is a sophomore
in the Commerce College. He is
majoring in personnel management. He plays trumpet with the
Marching 100 and with Charlie
Blair's dance band.

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wondering about the future everybody, that Is, except the
engineers. Today there is not a single engineer on a single
campus who has not received a dozen fabulous offers from
a dozen corporations.
All this, of course, you know. But do you know just how
fabulous these offers are? Do you have any idea how wildly
the corporations are competing? Let me cite for you the true
and typical case of Chatsworth Osceola, a true and typical
senior.

Chatsworth, walking across the M.I.T. campus one
day last week, was hailed by a man parked at the curb in a

yellow convertible studded with precious gemstones. "Hello,"
said the man. "I am Darien T. Sigafoos of the Sigafoos Bearing and Bushing Company. Do you like this car?"

"Yeah, hey," said Chatsworth.
"It's yours," said Sigafoos.
"Thanks, hey," said Chatsworth.
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"Do you like Philip Morris?" said Sigafoos.
"Of corris!" said Chatsworth.
"Here is a pack," said Sigafoos. "And a new pack will be
delivered to you at
intervals every day as long as
you shall live."
"Thanks, hey," said Chatsworth.
"Does your wife like Philip Morris?" said Sigafoos.
"I'm not married," said Chatsworth.
"Do you want to be?" said Sigafoos.
"What American boy doesn't?" said Chatsworth.
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held in Memorial Hall at 7:30 p.m.
May 16, Maj. Bruce Coleman, unit
advisor for the Army Reserve,
has announced.
Capt. Philip Castagna and Lt.
Andrew Swatkowsky will present
the program.
. Maj. Coleman said that the program will be open to the public.
He added that it should be especially interesting to commerce
and political science students.

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Sigafoos pressed a button oh the dashboard of the
convertible, and the trunk opened up, and out came a nubile
maiden'with golden hair, flawless features, a perfect disposition, and the appendix already removed. "This is Laurel
Geduldig," said Sigafoos. "Would you like to marry her?"
"Is her appendix out?" said Chatsworth.
"Yes," said Sigafoos.
"Okay," said Chatsworth.
"Congratulations," said Sigafoos. "And for the happy
bride, a pack of Philip Morris every six hours for the rest
of her life."
"Thanks, hey," said Laurel.
"Now then," said Sigafoos to Chatsworth, "let's get down
to business. My company will start you at $15,000 a year.
You will retire at full salary upon reaching the age of 28.
When you start work, we will give you a three-stor- y
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made of bullion, complete with a French Provincial swimming
pool. We will provide sitter service for all your children
until they are safely through puberty. We will guarantee to
keep your teeth in good repair; also the teeth of your wife
and children unto the third generation. We will send your
dentist a pack of Philip Morris every six hours as long as
he shall live. ... Now, son, think carefully about this otter.
Meanwhile, here is one thousand dollars in small, unmarked
bills, which places you under no obligation whatsoever."
"It certainly seems like a fair ofrer," said Chatsworth.
"But there is something you should know. I am not an engineer. In fact, I don't go to M.I.T. I am a jmetry major
at Harvard. I just tame over here on a bird walk."
"Oh," said Sigafoos.
"I guess I don't get to keep this money and the convertible
and Laurel now, do 1?" said Chatsworth.
"Of course you do," said Sigafoos. "And if you'd like the
job, my offer still stands."
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The mukert of I'hilip Mott it, nlto urn tor this ctdumn, ire
lighted to know thai timet are to good for the engineett. To make
timet eteit Letter for the engineer und eterybody rite here'
m gentle tuggettioiti Philip Morrit, of corritl
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL. Friday. May 11. 10:6
lITTlf MAN ON

CAMPUS

by Dick Biblei

Good by
Last fall the Kernel outlined its editorial
policies in some detail. At that time we, the
editors, said the Kernel would analyze,
criticize, and interpret campus issues to the
best of our abilities.
We decided the Kernel is first and foremost the students' paper. As such its editorial columns should be devoted to that
which directly concerps the students themselves. Therefore we did not take up state
or national questions. Our editorials stem'
med directly from campus problems.
We further agreed that the editorials
should not be solely the thinking of one man
but rather representative of the whole staff.
Many editorial ideas were debated, rewritten, or even discarded.
The final rule we set up for ourselves to
follow was never to criticize without offering
a solution. Many of this year's editorials
neither criticized nor praised but explained
the facts behind a situation. In such cases
we believed, that given the facts, the students could and would form their own con-

taking a positive stand whenever it seemed
necessary. At times we disagreed with both
the Administration and large segments of
the student lxuly. However, no editorial was
directed at a personality nor written with

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clusions.
But the Kernel did not shy away from

malice.
Besides criticizing and interpreting we attempted to advance new ideas, either our
own or those from outside sources. Among
these were: free campus social events (which
ended in the SGA sponsored jam sessions);
revision of May Day and Honors Day; a new
method of selecting the Kentuckian Queen

and the Mountain Laurel representative; revamping of the ODK tag sales; changing the
restrictive rules on serenades; and even
bringing back the once famous Sadie
Hawkins Day.
We received outstanding cooperation from
our staff and individuals and organizations
all over campus. And we are sincerely grateful. But our deepest thanks go to the readers
themselves who, after all, ultimately shape
the policies of any newspaper.
Jim Crawford
Bill Billiter

If the University is ever to make a favorable impression on people in all parts of the
country, there would seem to be no better
starting point than this. Too often tolfay
when people outside the state think of UK
or Kentucky as a whole, it is either as an
area teeming with slightly shady athletic
policies or else as a region inhabited by
mountaineers noticable for their lack of
shoes.

the University students.
Suky, which has tried unsuccessfully for

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Back Talk

student and graduate of the University of Kentucky I feel I must speak my piece concerning the gripes and
complaints that have come from a small minority of the married
students at the University about the rates to be charged in the
As a former

years to promote the card section has disbanded the idea, not through choice but
because of pressure brought to bear by the
administration. However, Suky, in cooperation with the newly formed Student-Alumn- i
Association is working on plans, as yet uncompleted, to revive Kentucky's cheering
section, which has been woefully inept
through the years. One of the tentative suggestions by these groups was to have a
special section for freshmen, all of whom
would be dressed in blue.
Regardless of the final display agreed on
Association,
by Suky and the Student-Alumno favorable impression can be created without the wholehearted cooperation of the
students themselves.
Admittedly September 22 is a long way
off, but judging from past performances of
UK's cheering section, 10 years planning
would not be enough.
ni

This nationwide telecast will give some of
these critics an opportunity to not only observe our brand of football, but will also
give them a composite, though brief, glance
at some of our citizens and particularly of

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High Rents?

Cheering Section
Kentucky's first home, football game next
fall will be the occasion of the first nationwide telecast of a UK regular season game.

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new Cooperstown Apartments.
First, I must say that I have been shocked at the attitude of
those people who have taken issue with the University about
"excessive" rental charges on the apartments. Anythe
one who has lived in and around Lexington knows that decent
furnished apartments are as hard to find as hens' tee th and that
the rental rates are usually as high as a cat's back. I can speak
from experience because I have lived and am presently living in
a furnished apartment in Lexington.
Secondly, it would seem to me that am one who was satisfied in the old Cooperstown and Shawneetown units merely because the rent was "dirt" cheap has already classified himself
according to his tastes and would be further ashamed to speak
up and complain about the higher rental rates in a brand, spanking new housing project which is conveniently located for his
classes, will have wonderful facilities for his children and, it
nothing more, give him a place to live of which he- etm lc justly
so-call- ed

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proud.
think it is generally agreed that the old Cooperstown and
Shawneetown units have been terrible and make-shiand almost unacceptable as a place to live except for the fact that
they afforded a place for married students to live cheaply at a
time when housing was desperately needed. Judging from the
complaints about these units that have come to the fore over
the years they have been used for housing, it is hard to believe
that anyone could conceive of complaining about the increased
rates to be charged for anything as nice as the new Cooperstown Apartments.
Third, the University of Kentucky is not responsible for the
financial status of any of its students. True, it exists entirely for
the people of the State of Kentucky and those elsewhere who
see fit to come here. It is dedicated to giving the best educational facilities and opportunities it can to those attending and
for the most reasonable charges that it' can operate under efficiently and well. It has not pledged itself to "see students
through" those married or otherwise.
Fourth, the University of Kentucky is at last in a position to
build modem,
dormitory facilities for married students and rent them for a price which certainly Is reasonable
when compared with similar facilities locally-- if such facilities
existed locally. It seems to me that it behooves those married
students who are being given the chance to live in the new
Cooperstown Apartments to be grateful anil appreciative of
their opportunity. Not grateful in the sense tliat the University
is doing them a favor, but grateful for the fact that their interest
has been considered and that they will be the original tenants
in this new housing project which is a credit to their University.
(Name withheld