xt7jh98z9w39 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7jh98z9w39/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19581210  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, December 10, 1958 text The Kentucky Kernel, December 10, 1958 1958 2013 true xt7jh98z9w39 section xt7jh98z9w39 '57 Wreck Costs Equal
By JIM IIkMPTON
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1.400.000 people more than a third of Kentucky's entire
population.
In" addition to these comparisons, other National.
Safety Council st at Mies show that 17 per cent of all last
year's fatal accidents involved drlvrrs under 24 years old
persons in the same age group as most I'K students.
And, the council says, about one driver in four had
been drinking when Involved in a fatal accident.
But alcohol is not the primary cause of college-ag- e
drivers' deaths. Their most common fatal mistake was
too much speed. Further, anyone who has a weekend
blast and then climbs behind the wheel might consider
this: most people are killed on Saturday night, and the
majority of these fatal accidents occur in December.
Combined with alcohol and winter driving conditions,
that urge to drive too fast is nothing less than an invitation to death. Young drivers, overestimating their
driving skills and underestimating hazards, can be a tremendous highway menace.
Hut college students can also prove themselves to
be sane drivers and prevent themselves from becoming
just another statistic by observing a few common-sens- e
rules of highway safety, such as these:

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During 1957 alone, motor-vehicaccidents cost Americans enough money to operate the University for the
next 407 years.
And that's more, during your next class four persons
will be killed and another 160 will be injured on our
highways.
Incredible?
Perhaps, but figures show that motor-vehicl- e
accidents last year cost $3,300,000,000 or some 407 times
more than the I'niversity's current budget of about 13
million dollars. In running up this staggering total, one
person died every 14 minutes and one was injured every
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If you were to annihilate the entire populations of
Gallatin, Menifee, Robertson, Trimble, Carlisle, Hancock
and Powell C6unties, the total dead would still not equal
the 38.500 victims of highway mishaps last year.
In fact, the victims of 1957's highway massacre would
more than populate either Ashland, Owensboro, Paducah
or Newport. These accidents also injured another
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Keep your car In top mechanical condition, especially the brakes, lip'ats. tires. wtndhield wipers and
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Ion't speed; remember that uprrd is a matter of
traffic, weather and road conditions, not merely of legal
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limits.
Observe all road signs and traffir regulations; remember that all signs mean "caution."
4. Consider every oncoming car as a potential hejd-ot- i
collision; never depend on the other fellow's Judgment.
5. Reduce speed at night and when weather conditions decrease your visibility; don't overdrive your luhfv
6. Keep your eyes on the road; an accident takei
only a second to happen, but death Is permanent.
7. Before you drive after drinking, ask yourself: I it
worth my life or that of someone else?
8. If the pavement is wet. pump your brakes gently
but firmly when stopping. Jamming on the brakes cau ei
skidding.
9. Don't let fatigue kill you. If you gel tired or sleepy,
have someone else drive or pull over and take a nap.
10. Watch out for pedestrians, especially In congested
areas and where children may be playing.
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For Hereford Herd
The Kernel9 s 'Safe Holiday9 Display
The display of accident photos in the Journalism Building's main
hall has drawn several hundred vistors during the past week. Part
of the Kernel's "Safe Holiday" campaign, the photographs are
grim reminders of the loss of life and property caused annually by
motor-vehicaccidents. The photographs are from Kentucky
State Police, files and will be on display until Christmas vacation
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'Hanging Of Greens'
To Be H eld Today
The annual "Hanging of the. Proclamation of Christmas, and
Greens" will be held at 4:30 and Pete Perlman, South Ft. Mitchell,
7:30 p.m. today, in the Great Hall president of YMCA and SC. the
of the SUB.
narration about the various ChristThe theme of this year's program mas greens. Joan Stadelman,
president of YWCA, will
Is "The Spirit of Christmas,"
give the narration concerned with
which is planned to convey the
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true meaning of Christmas in
Christ's birth.
Nancy Lowe, Lexington, will play
Cheerleading Clinic
the harp prelude and postlude
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clinic is being held in the
music. John Anderson of Paint
Euclid Avenue classroom from 5
Lick,president of the Student to G p. m.
for those interested in
Union Board, will read the tradibecoming cheerleaders for the
tional Christmas story from the
coming year. A 2.0 standing and
Bible.
attendance at two of the meetFred Strache, Paducah, vice ings is necessary for eligibility.
C, will give the
president of
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SC Votes To Organise

Group Similar To NSA
proposal to organize Southeastern colleges and universities
into a group similar to the National Students Association was passed
by Student Congress Monday night.
The proposal was made by SC
President Pete Perlman. He said he
thought it desirable to organize
the Southeastern schools to enable
them to discus mutual problems.
The organization would probably
hold an annual convention.
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CHRISTMAS
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Bob Wainscott, chairman of the
committee which Investigated NSA,
said that group probably would
oppose formation of a Southeastern organization. However, Wain-

added, Student Congress
would gain prominence by initia-i- n
such a program.
In other business, Bernie Meese,
Homecoming
chairman of the
Steering committee, said plans for
next year's Homecoming are progressing smoothly. He said those
groups invited to participate
on
the committee were taking an active part in picptiiog for a better
Homecoming in 1959.
A motion to present a Jazz concert in the spring was tabled until
Treasurer
March.
Jack Rigby
pointed out that Student Congress has a reserve large enough
to support a concert without risking financial loss.
scott

Rupp, president of the
Kentucky Hereford Association,
last night relayed a $25,000 grant
to Dr. W. P. Garrigus from Governor A. B. Chandler's State Emergency Fund at the annual Block
and Bridle Banquet.
The grant, a complete surprise to
University officials, is to go for the
establishment of a hereford herd
here at UK.
Governor Chandler drew $25,000
from the same fund last year for
the purchase of female bovine for
establishment of an angus herd.
A total of $1,200 in scholarships
was awarded to members of the
UK's livestock and meat judging
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teams.
Joe Brands, Fern Creek; Charles
Scherer, Hawesville;
and Robert
Kemp, Greensburg; received $100
Packing
each from the Fischer
Co. after finishing the fall season
as top judgers on the meats team.
The Fischer Company also gave
$50 awards to Jim Green, Kumsey;
Itobert Megibben, Paris; Robert
Russollville; and -- Gene
Rogers,
Spicer, Lexington; other members
of the team.
The livestock team received $100
contributions from Farmers' Elevator Co., Owensboro; Breeders Supply and
Livestock Health and
Supply, both of Lexington; the
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Kentucky Annus Association and
the Kentucky Shorthorn Association. Field Packing Co. of Owensboro gave $200.
Recipients of the livestock team
awards were Othal Slwmfessel.
George Brown and
Winchester;

Maurice Ham. Olmstead; Randall
Wynn,
Wood.
David
Irvine;
Georgetown; Doug Hrnshaw.
Joe McCarty. Lddyville, and
Dean Wilmoth. Cecilia.
Principal speaker at the banquet was President Frank (. Dhk- Hen-tvha-

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Other guests Included honorary
members of the Block and Bridle,
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Ann Landers To Talk Today
students and faculty
Landers, nationally-syndicate- d
A dinner for Miss
speak to Unicolumnist, will
3 p. m. today in be held tonight at
versity students at
the - Guignol Theater. Her talk Hotel. Other guests
will be followed by a quest ion -answer period.
Noted for her advice on domestic
and romantic problems, she has
built up a large readership by her
frank and sometimes barbed replies to readers' letters.
Miss Landers' column answers
questions on readers' everyday
problems, ranging from dating,
marriage,
and social relationships to "just plain probAnn

representatives of the Lexington
will Herald and Sunday Herald-LeadeLanders
the Phoenix the Kernel and members of tha
will include School of Journalism faculty.

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Asked if her work had hardened
her outlook toward people, Miss

Landers replied: "On the contrary,
my work has softened me. I have
a much deeper understanding of
people. Until I started my column,
I never realized there were so
many troubled people in the world."
Outside her profession as a columnist, Miss Landers is the wife
of Jules Lederer, a Chicago industrialist, and the mother of a
teen-ag- e
daughter. Lexington
newspapermen who have heard her
speak at national conventions have
described her as both a talented
and an interesting speaker.
y.
Miss Landers' visit to the
by
is being
the Kernel, the Lexington Herald
and the Sunday Herald-LeadeHer column appears regularly in
the latter two newspapers.
She'- also will present a free
public lecture at 8 p.m. today at
the Henry Clay High School Auditorium. This afternoon's talk, however, will be open to University

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Each school which has played in
the Sugar Bowl was invited to
send its campus queen to be a
guest of the Sugar Bowl Pageant
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and Mrs. J. . V. Vittitow, Owens-borleave Lexington
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27, and return Jan. 3.
Dec.
Owensboro
A 1937 graduate of
where she was a
High School,
cheerleader,
Missittitow is a
sorority
member of
and is active in a number of campus organizations. She was an attendant to last year's Little Kentucky Derby.
She was crowned Homecoming:
during halftime
Queen Nov. 3
ceremonies at the Wildcats' game
with Mississippi State.
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C'hoii, riglit, Formosan art major, lias been accepted for hanging in the Student
painting by Ju-IImagazine art award last year and was
C ongress office in the SIB. Tiie painting won the Stlus
by Jackie Mundcll, center, Stylus editor.
rfcently presented to SC President Tete rerlman, left,
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No doubt you've wondered what
happens in that mysterious building on campus that was formerly
President Patterson's home. It's the
Faculty Club, w here UK's staff
members can eat and relax in their
pare time.
The Faculty Club is a prominent
pnit of every major campus. Dr.
Jane Haselden. Modern Foregin
Languages, said. UK's club was located on the top floor of McVey
Hall, but was later moved to the
old Patersoiv. house because it is
mere centrally located.
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The Club's main function
faculty.
for the
provide lunch
.Members pay $6 a year to belong to
the club. There are now about 125
to
Bill
according
members,
Downey, the club host.
The teaching staff supports the
club, with the exception of $150
provided yearly by the University
for the maintenance of the building.

The club, equipped with a kitchen, is open from 9 a. m. til 2 p. m.
for lunch. There is a room for any
member who wishes to entertain
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In addition to the dining room,
and downstairs facilities, the. upstair rooms are used for the benefit
of the faculty. There is a spacious
reading room equipped with newspapers and magazines, and two
large rooms equipped with billiard
tables which the instructors bought
with their own funds.
The Faculty Club pool sharks are
a group of 15 professors who have
been playing together almost every
day for the last 15 years.
The majority of people who eat
lunch in the club are from the
Colleges of Law and Engineering,
the Geology Department, and the
library staff. However, meals are
not served in the old tradition, it
seems. When the club first occupied its present location, there
was table service and butlers, but
the rising cost of Jiving has cut!
style.
this to a
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Many
personalities
who visit L'K are fed "and entertained at the Faculty Club. One
of the most recent visitors w;as
Supreme Court Justice William
Douglas who came here last fall

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Also included in the club's pro-- !
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first and third Fridays of every
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On of the popular affairs each
year is the Christmas program.
large tree is set up in the foyer of
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West's overcall of five diamonds,
any competent North-Sout- h
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Thus the situation facin;; North
was far from simnle after West
overcalled with five diamonds. He
'holds 10 high card points plus five
-- cards in the suit bid by his
ner and he must decide between a
double or a bid of five hearts. Be
lieve me, it's not an easy decision.
must take those things into
consideration: (1) He knows that
five diamonds can certainly DC
beat, but will the penalty be as
large as would De tne score lor the
vulnerable game, which in this
case is 650. The contract will have
to be beaten at least four tricks
for 700 points. (2) What will the
other half of his team be doing on
the hand? They will be playing
East-Wes- t.
Will they make the
same five diamond overcall? And
if so, will the opposing North
player double or bid-fiv-e
hearts?
Although it is very close, I think
any "competent" player will bid
five hearts, especially in light of
the five-car- d
heart suit he holds.
With this hand, beating five d?a- monds more than three tricks looks
treme,y doubtful The chance
of making five hearts appoars to
be the best gambie.
Of course if North had had the
advantage of seeing all four han.is,
I'm sure that he, like Mr. Khud-anpu- r,
would have doubled. But
alas, he was limited to the sight of
the 13 meager cards in his own
hand.
In conclusion, I would like to
say that it's easy to be critical
of someone's bid or play when you
have the benefit of seeing all four
hands. It is at the bridge table,
when you can see only your hand,
that true medal is shown.
So sir, have a little consideration
for those of us who have to make
these decisions with the knowledge
only of what we hold.
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hand could have been beaten five
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in stating that the eventual'five
heart contract is down one if West
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dummy. (All four hands exposed)
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reivrts (li.it mem- boi of the L'T Students Council
aro taking up tho cry of "Here
kitty, kitty" on tho request of SuKy
for tho return of UK's inascot.
A letter from SuKy aked that
"Tucky." the Muffed wildcat which
was "'cat napped" dining tho UK-U- T
football name, bo returned immediately. According to tho loiter,
tho mascot was 'obtained by the
Ciiclc at coiiMdorable cost." and his
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tew tiipo atul tide wait for no nnti. and tl.e Yuletide n.d
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Christinas shopping. Iet us, tliervfnre, jvni-- e for a iiiutiiont i:i
our busy schedules tudyin, piinn t cla. rollinn drunk
to examine a nunilxr of interesting cift suifirotioiis.
Wc will start with the hardot nil't problem of all: What d
you give to the jktsou who has even thinn? Well sir, there follows a list of a half dozen gifts which I will llatly guarantee the
IKTson who has everything docs nut have:
1. A dentist's chair.
2. A low hurdle.
3. A street map of lYrth.
4. Fifty jx mnds of chicken fat.
5. A carton of filter-ti- p
Marlboro.
(. A carton of non-filtPhilip Morrw.
"Whaiy you exclaim, your young eyebrow rising in wild
incredulity. "Thc jktsoii who has everything dors not have
cartons of filter Marlboros and non-filtPhilip Morri'?" you
shriek, your young lips curling mockingly. "What arrant nonsense!"' you rasp, making a'eoar.-- e gesture.
And I reply with an emphatic
Tho rron who ha
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Morris and if he is a jktsoii who likes a mild, mellow, freh,
flavorful cigarette and who dos not? eh? who dors not?
why, then he doesn't hire MarIlxros and Philip MorrU: ho
smokes them. He might jMtssibly hae a large rolloetion t.f
Marllx)ro and Philij) Morris butts, but
MarlU.roC and
Iiilip Morris? No. An rmjhatic no!
Now we take up another thorny gift jroblein: What do you
buy your girl if you arc broke? Quitr a c hallenge, you w ill agree,
but there wan answer an ingenious, exciting unwiTl Surjri-- e
your girl with a beautiful Lronze head of herself!
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Andy Errnscm, Chief News Editor
Larry Van Hoc, CJiief Sports Editor
Society Editor
Ann Roberts,
AimjEY, BuinM Manager
Norman McMullin, Advertising Manager
Condon Baca, Staff riwtograplier
Hank Chapman, Cartoonist
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Jims Nolan,

Associate Editor

NEWS STAFF

Joanis Weissinceh, Editor

La hut Van Hoosk, Sports Editor

Registration Progress
Thanks to the University Faculty's
decision, the
ihange in UK's registration process
will be forthcoming.
Most of us now enrolled in the
University will .not benefit from the
Faculty's approval of
of course. Even so, the abolishing of
the Coliseum chaos will certainly relieve future generations of students
ol this mess of messes.

vMonday

long-neede- d

pre-registratio-

The recommendation adopted

Mon-

day calls for the establishment of a
by the fall
system of
of 1959, "if possible." If the registrar's office is able to work out a pracstutical system of
dents will schedule their classes for
next fall sometime before the end of
the upcoming semester, thus bypassing
the seemingly endless lines, unforeseen and seemingly insolvable. destruction of "perfect schedule," the mass
confusion of the Coliseum floor and
most of the other frustrations connected with the present classification
system.
v. Aside from doing away with a classification and registration system outmoded-years
ago, the proposed sysw;e believe, enable Univertem will,
sity administrators to make better use
of classroom spaced material and the
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professorialstaff.

The

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scheduling

of

multiple section classes lias long been
a major problem which will be solved
when a
and registration plan goes into effect.
If priority in the order of
is given students with high
academic standings, good students
would not be penalized because they
happen to have last names beginning
with letters at the bottom of the
registration order.
As matters now stand, these students
sometimes are excluded from classes
in favor of poorer students who,
through no merit of their own, have
last initiajs high on the alphabetic
listings. Such a situation is grossly
unfair and could be painlessly reme
died if academic excellence is given
priority in the future
program. This is, we believe, an important point to be considered in
setting up the
system
one which should be made part of
the new program.
The University Faculty's adoption
ofthe recommendation concerning
and registration is
to be commended, as is its approval
of the
grading system
proposal.
The task of. making both requests
realities now rests with the registrar's
office. We hope their job is done
swiftly and efficiently.
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The Readers' Forum

Red Letters And Faces
At the risk of harming the fund- raising campaign for the World University Service which is now underway on campus, we feel compelled to
criticize some of the tactics being employed in the drive.
Beside the library in the grass rests
a rather large sign with the initials
W'US inscribed thereon, and painted
in such a way that the progress of the
for W'US is
University's fund-raising

Photos And Safety
To The Editor:
I

in the SUH,
breakfast before class

was peacefully sitting

trying to finish
started. Nonchalantly I thumbed through
the Kernel. All of a sudden the editorial
pictures hit my eyes.
It was enough to turn my insides and
enough to shock any driver for awhile!
However, opinion usually is "Oh, that
could neer happen to me!" It's too bad
that it can.
With our Christmas vacation starting
soon, students will be driving all through
the state and to the North, South, East
and West. T hree are bound to be some
close calls nun be a w reck, a death.
s
Since someone will not take the
to heart, I think it beneficial that
more pictures be printed every day until
the day our vacation starts. Then ma) be
someone will realize a wreck can happen
to them.
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Martha Kaufman

Med Center Weakness
To The Editor:
In Friday's Kernel there appeared an
appraisal of die new Medical Center now
under construction at UK. I believe this
Medical Center, in time, will prove to
be a great service and a very worthwhile
project. However, it is lacking in a very
important field of medic ine veterinary
medicine.
It seems to me that this particular field
could not and should not be omitted
fiom such a project within the agricultural state of Kentucky. 1 he state, while
rot the foremost, is b till great in livestock
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product ion.

We all know that the 15lue ' Grass region is renowned for its thoroughbred
horses and that Lexington is the chief
center for such pure and splendid animal production. Why, then. Was such an
important field as veterinary medicine
overlooked in the plans for the new Medical Center?
1 should think such a science would be
in the very
one of the first "thought-olsimmature plans and speculations of the
Medical Center: This is particularly true
since Lexington (and thus UK) both lie
in the heart of livestock production.
It has been . . . standard procedure
for many years that when a student completes his
curriculum at
UK, he proceeds to Auburn (with which
UK is affiliated) to complete his study.
It seems a shame that Kentucky students
must remain parasites to (Auburn) when
(a veterinary school) could have easily
been constructed adjacent to the new
Medical Center.
It stands to reason that the University
could have erected a. school of veterinary
medicine more cheaply if it were erected
simultaneously with the rest of the center.
I sincerely believe UK will be forced to
construct a similar school in the near
future at much greater 'cost.
a school of
Moreover, the addition-oveterinary medicine would add much
prestige and recognition to UK and would
certainly leward the University financially.
The addition of veterinary medicine to
, the new
Medical Center is an impressive
measure that must be placed in the hands
ol the Medical School dean, his faculty
and administiative stalf.

recorded. On each side of the sign is
space for the 'listing, of names of organizations which have contributed
$25 or more to the drive. So far about
15 names are listed.
At first glance this might seem like
a noble way in which to recognize
contributing organi