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Ken tucky Kernel

THE

CLEARING
HOUSE
Rr THE miTOR
Wth the Interfratemity Councils
committee brewing up a few changes
to the recent Hell Week, proposals.
The Kernel would like to clarify the
story appearing on Friday, March
31. concerning the faculty commitregulatory program.
tee's four-poiThe reporter who handled the story
made it appear that these proposal
would be imposed upon the fraternities whereas In reality they were
only suggestions, according to a

LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY.

The Boy With The Key Is Our Johnny

TUESDAY.

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received yesterday.
The writer goes on to say that, although these were only suggestions,
action probably would be taken before long if the fraternities themselves did not do something to
remedy the situation.

. . . and his last name is Morgan. This smile is because he is the new vice president of the Kentucky Intercollegiate Press association. Robert Pay, Western State Teachers college, the one with the profile, is the
incoming president. The girl isn't she pretty? is Martha Jane Jones, Murray State Teachers college,
secretary-treasurfor next year. No we don't know he telephone number. These three were elected to
head (lie state college scriveners Saturday at the end of the KIPA convention here.
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IK Run It

" Now if the good old engineering
department thinks they will sav
money by bringing in Lexington on
the deal, that's fine, but little they

are caring about the management
of the field house and that is the
big point for controversy. Kentucky
will be better off with a smaller
field house now, or better none at
all until later when the house can
belong to. and be managed solely by
the University.

The Kentucky Kernel Again Chosen
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Screwball Buildings
"There has been enough money i
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t,pent in putting up screwball' build- mgs on this campus. McVey hall.;
LOUIUrieS
the men's dormitories, and the li- UClllCHlC
brary are fine forms of architecture,
but why were all these new build- Campus organizations planning to
ings erected in other style? The
campus now looks like a hodge- - participate in the May Day parade j
podge instead of a uniformly styled on May 6 are urged to submit their
and executed group of buildings. ap ulications j nunediately so that
Let's take our time about this field
... nnual evenl nlay w
house and get something worth ou. Pans for
completed, Elliott Beard,, president
money rather than jumping in uo
to get a mess." J. R. B.
ol SuKy, said yesterday.
The "Parade of Countries" is to
Ob Intramarala
be the theme of this year's event, in
In answer to S. H. C.'s query which each participant will be asked
about the change in track dates, J. to enter a float representing some
C. writes the following: "The Drime nation
motive behind the intramural pro- Accordlng t0 Beard, each campus
gram is to afford competition for organizaUon wiu
ecl a country
...w.
' ond carrv out an idea aDDrooriate
Whether these to
freshman teams.
selection. Application for use
men Kd f wjf smitir a i nHaruin rinrit 4n IOf its
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a certain nation must be made to
nces nas never mai- Beard and plans for the float are
P
tered. All men who have ambitions due withln two weeks (ollowing the
iot varsityi , jora iresmniuiw pvsiuoi M.bmittimr of an annlication. Each
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participant will have a different
letters or numerals, ine very prm- - ;countrv priorjtv being given m or.
cipal of fair play points out the fu- - ripr of .,...,;-Rearri said ftil- Uii
vi m mail ta)Muic vi uuiuiiij vAf Vwtn lc i1t h oa'arrlpH m'i n n prs in
...r...-a varsitv berth, frat or independ- - eacn oi tne two aivisioiis, auu ruii- ent. competing against a man. frat ners-u- p
will receive loving cups.
or independent, or ordinary ability
Committees in charge of arrangements for the event follow: program
N
Discrimination
Elder, chairman:
"Tljere has never been any dis- committee. Bill
Jean Abel and Emily Clay; float
crimination against football players. committee, Jane Potter, chairman;
This is proven by the fact that one Jake Greenwell and John Clinken- team in the recent basketball tour- berry; parade committee, Thomas
ney mas manned entirely by grid
Bryant, chairman; Thomas Kusk,
players.
However men who have Jerry Stapleton,
and Ann Harding
earned varsity letters are banned Davis.
from taking part in that particular
sport. For fairness to all. this rule
LINDE TO PRESENT PAPER
was adopted.
"Track was postponed for but one
R G. Lunde. assistant professor
reason, the weather, although the
personnel of the varsity and fresh- of history, will read a paper, "Cas-siu- s
M. Clay. Militant Emancipaman teams will be known by May 2
The success of iutramurals hinge tionist" at the Mississippi Vallev
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on
ana gooa leeung. Uictrtriu! AcKwifltinn moAtirir Anril
In the past, there has always been 19. in Memphis. Tenn. Dr. Thomas
Uissention over whether or not cer D. Clark and Dr. J. Huntley Dupre.
tain men were or were not on the associate professors of history, will
varsity or frosh squads. Such dis also attend the meeting.
cussions have arisen over both frat
and independent men." J. C.

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Do you think that would conciliate people who cherish prejudices?
At any rate, we are now working on
a plan with the YM-Yto encourage hobbies on the campus. And
W. W. F. writes that he saw our
hobby column a few issues back and
that he heard comment from stu-th- a
the heard comment from students with liobbies other than his
wishing that some organization
would try to sponsor or encourage a
hobby society. "This seems to be a
side of student life overlooked by
the promoting agencies."
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Bryant Elected President
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Two letters this time on hobbies.
II. T. claims that it "is clearly ap- parent that there are those on the
campus
who cherish prejudices
against the Kernel and still other?
who hold them against the 'Y.'
Would it not be possible to conciliate these persons by a program for
hobby groups sponsored Jointly by
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Let
the Kernel and the
us all strive for a more rational understanding between all students!''

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Prom a group of nine collegt
papers entered in competition for
awards in the Kentucky Intercollegiate Press Association for the 1938- -j
39 session. The Kernel Friday was
Union information desk immediately. The purpose of the
selected as the best college paper.
club is to proctie reJuced
Judging the entries was H. M.
rates for horseback riduig.
Hodgson, managing editor of the
Chicago Tribune. Awards were an-- !
nounced Friday night at the KIPA
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banquet at the Union building.
L.IUII I HUfll-- H llaU . Principal speakers for the banquet
was G. M. Pedley. vice president of
the Kentucky Press Association,
state publicity director, editor of the
In Kentucky magazine and publisher of the Lyon County Herald at
PUxoori T"V
T TOIll Eddyville.
OlUUeniS
Dr. Paul P. Boyd, dean of the
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College of Arts and Sciences gave
Uc..ita f ...mimtimK
Pri the welcome address to the 35 deleguests at the banquet.
day through Monday in Brewer gates and
armorv by Army Air Corps exam Willis C. Tucker, acting head of the
lning board under the direction of department of journalism also spoke,
H. Morgan acted as
MaJor RusseU L Williamson re- - and John
it,ht iTnlvorsitv sti.ripntx toastmaster.
John H. Morgan, advertising manwere qualified to receive training in
aeronautics at the air corps training ager of The Kernel, was elected vice
president of the KIPA Saturday
center at Randolph Field, Texas.
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morning in the Union. Other offinames m lne
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cers named were Robert L. Pay,
proved applicants, Major William
secretary-treasureson explained that the record of Jones, Murray,
and Martha
each applicant would be sent to Air Western, president,
secretary-treasure- r.
Corps headquarters in Washington, Jane Jones, Murray,
D. C, for final approval before apListed according to class of complicants were granted.
petition, awards presented Friday
From among 40 applicants ex
follow:
amined by the board, the following niht newspaper. Kentucky Kernel,
Best
were pronounced qualified
University of Kentucky, first: EastAJbert Moffett Lexington; Frank ern Progress, Eastern State Teachpaducah: Philin An. ers College, second; College News.
Davi
gelucci, Lexington; Alfred D. Ca- - Murray Sate Teachers College, third.
vens, Cincinnati; Stanley Hand.
Best sports story. Eastern Progress.
Louisville; Garth House. Louisville; flrst; college News, second, and
Chester
Brown, Lexington;
and Georgetonian, Georgetown College,
Philip Kizun, Brooklyn. N. Y., grad- third.
uate student.
Best news story. Eastern Progress,
first: College News, second, and
BAND WILL PLAY AT PARADES Trail Blazer, Morehead State Teachers College, third.
According to director John Lewis.
Best editorial. College Heights
the University band will play for Herald. Western State Teachers Colthe battalion parades which will be lege, first; Kentucky Kernel, second,
held April 18. April 19. and April 21'. and College News, third.
Best feature story. Cento, Centre
College, first; Kentucky Kernel, second, and Eastern Progress, third.
Best column, Kentucky Kernel,
first; Orange and Black, Union College, second, and Centre Cento,
third.
Best advertisement. College News,
first;
Georgetown,
second,
and
Eastern Progress, third.
Thompson Bryant Jr., Lexington,
Best illustration. Kentucky Keris the president of the YM for the nel,
first; Eastern Progress, second,
coming year, ballot results reveal.
and Georgetonian third.
He will take office May 1.
Best makeup.
Other officers elected are James first: Trail Blazer,Kentucky Kernel,
second and ColR. Howell Jr., Hodgenville.
lege News third.
Bill Karraker, Lexington,
secretary; and Charles Bradford.
Flemingsburg. treasurer. The advisory board is to be composed of Arthur Bicknell, Charles Bradford,
Bryant, and James
Thompson
Bill Costel, Sigma Phi Epsilon, was
Howell.
A junior in the College of Arts elected president of Keys, honorary
and Sciences, Bryant is a member sophomore men's fraternity, Saturof SuKy, Pershing Rifles, Fencing day night following a dinner and
Team, and is in advanced military. initiation in the Lafayette hotel.
Costel is pledge president of SigHe is a member of Sigma Alpha
ma Phi Epsilon and editor of Sour
Epsilon social fraternity.
Retiring officers are Campbell Mil- Mash, humor magazine.
ler, president;
Other officers elected are Bill
Arthur Plummer,
Arthur Bicknell, sec- Wilcox. Sigma Nu, secretary: Ted
retary; and Bryant, treasurer.
Meyers, Kappa Sigma,
and Joe Massie, Kappa Alpha,
BAND tilVES CONCERT
treasurer.
The University band under the
Initiates include John Keller. Bill
direction of John C. Lewis gave a Bruckart, Oscar Dorton. Don Price,
concert from 7:30 to 8 p. m. Satur Scott Dickstein, Leslie McCumas,
day, April 8, ut the final meeting Nelson Cande, Jimmy Snowdeii, and
ol the debating tournament.
Stanley Moore.

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forming a riding club are
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plan for complete reorganization of student government including shift of administrative, law making, and Judiciary powers concerning
legstudent affairs to a
islature elected by general vote and
presided over by five student offiwas subcers also student-electe- d
mitted last night to the final YM-Yforum by a committee chosen
for the purpose.
Under the suggested system class
officers will be reDlaced bv represen
tatives in the legislature, elected J
iruill uie luur cmaeco.
Heading the government will be a
president of the student body who
has fulfilled scholastic, residence,
and examination requirements and f
has been elected by general vote.
a man and
Two
a woman, will be chosen by the
men and women respectively and
must also fill the same requirements 1
as the president, according to the
plan. Other officers will be a sec-

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retary and a treasurer.
The student legislature, as suggested by the committee, is to consist of seven representatives elected
by and from the senior class, including four men and three women.

Five reDresentatives will be elected
by and from the junior class, three
men and two women. Two men and
one woman will be elected by sophomores. The College of Law will
have one representative.
Nomination of these representatives will be made by a
board who will be selected from each class twice the
number of representatives eventually to be elected.
Standing committees with powers
in the regulation of discipline, student welfare, publications, curriculum, scholarship, athletics, fraternities and sororities, social activities,
and finances were included in the
plan.
The committee making the recommendations was chosen March 20
forum with Don Irvine
at a YM-Yas chairman and for the purpose
of suggesting an ideal plan for student government of the University.
The view with which it was appointed was that such a plan could eventually be adopted and put into operation here. Steps toward the sub
stitution of this plan for the pres n
ent student government win oe
in the near future, forum leaders
declared.

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After complimenting Joe Creason
for his item on the field house. J.
B. says "In my varied past, I attended one school in particular that
has a field house that does not belong to the university "body and
soul.' That was the University ot
Missouri. The field house there is
owned by the university and a stock
company in good old corrupt Kansas City. Now whether the company is corrupt or not, we cannot
say. In fact, they surely want to
rive the university all they can, but
the fact remains that the rental for
one night's use of that field house is
three hundred iron men. There are
surprisingly few campus organizations that can foot such bills to use
it. Basketball games, and concert?
are about all that go on there. Horse
shows are out. dances are out, exhibits are out. etc.

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Seven men were chosen
Omicron Delta Kappa, men's campus leaders' honorary, at spring
pledging last night.
Those elected to membership wer
William H. Hall. James Wine. Alan
L. T. IgleVogeler. C. P John.-on-.
hart. Joe Johnson and Crit Lowry
Hall, NichoUsville. senior in the
Engineering college, was selected for
outstanding work in scholarship and
social service. He Ls a member of
Phi Delta Theta and Tau Beta Pi
Wine. Lexington, junior in arts and
?ciences college, was chosen for outstanding mork in social service. He
is president of Sigma Chi.
i! drector of the Student Unionstudent
and a
member of Patterson Literary Society.
Vogeler. Lexington, third-yea- r
law
?tudent. was elected for outstanding
work In the field of scholarship He
is a member of Phi Delta Thet
and head radio announcer at UK
studios.
C. P. Johnson, Madisonville. junior
in the college of commerce.
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named for outstanding work in the
field of social service. He is president of Lambda Chi Alpha.
L. T. Iglehart. Hopkinsville. Junior in Journalism, was cited for
outstanding service to the University and work in the field of
He is editor of the Kernel and member of the Mens Student council.
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Joe Johnson. Clinton,
law student, was designated for outis
standing work in scholarship.
a member of Alpha Tau Omega.
Crit Lowry. Princeton, junior in
arts and sciences college, was chosen for outstanding work in the
field of scholarship, being first student in his college scholasticaily H
president of the Imerfriermty
council and member of Sigma Alpha
Epsilon and Union board of directfirst-yea-

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Club for the coming year Wednesday in the Maxwell Street Presbyterian Church. Susan Price. Lexington, became
and Arthur Bicknell. Fitchburg.
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Held April 25
Awards to outstanding women
recogstudents on the campus and organinition of officers of women's
zations will be made at the annual

WAC banquet Tuesday. April 25 in
the Union ballroom. The theme of
the banquet will be "Around the
World in 80 Minutes."
To be presented at the banquet
are the Mortar Board award, the Alpha Gamma Delta award, the AWS
scholarship award, the WAA award,
and the Theta Sigma Phi award.
Officers of Phi Beta. YWCA. AWS.
Chi Delta Pht, and Phi Upsilon
Omicron will be recognized.
Tapping ceremonies for Mortar
Board and Cwens are an annual
feature of the banquet.
Officers of WAC, which is a board
composed of a representative from
every women's organization on the
campus, are Leslie Lee Jones, president; Dorothy Hillenmeyer, secretary; Sue D. Sparks, treasurer; Dean
Sarah Holmes, faculty advisor.
Committee chairmen for the banquet are: Jean Abel, program committee: Dorothy Hillenmeyer. dec
oration committee; Patricia Hamilton, publicity committee; Barbara
MacVey, ticket sales committee;
Nancy Mahoney, invitation committee; Grace Silverman, menu and
placecard committee; and Margaret
Stewart, organizations committee.
Miss Helen King of the publicity
bureau and Mrs. Cleo Smith of the
Fjiglish department are advisors to
the program committee.

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Kelly Clore, first year law student
from Burlington, was elected presi- dent of the Baptist Student union
at a meeting held Friday, April 7
in the Training school auditorium.
Other officers are Maurice Willis,
first vice president; Eva Lillian
Rowe, second vice president: Mary
Powers, third vice president; Geral-din- e
Wesley, secretary; Rev. Wesley
Shrader. pastor advisor; Dr. Clay
Campbell Ross, faculty advisor;
James Lee, treasurer; Anna Louise
Elsey, chorister; Lyda Palmer, pianist; Rita Sue Laslie. reporter, auU
Phylis Elam, publicity chairman.

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The most important part to be
student in the fifth and
last major production of the Guig-nMembers of Kentucky's undefeat- 1938-3- 9
season goes to Thomas ed swimming team, four times state
Downing who will characterize the champs, will be honored with a din-- !
role of Gorotchenko. comminsor of ner at 6:30 o'clock tonight at Beau- -'
the RusMcin Soviet, in the play tnont Inn in Harrodsburg
Other
"Tovarich."
j than squad members. William Ram- Gorotchenko is described as "the sey of Somerset. James S. Shrop--:
most ruthless, heartless, soulless, shire, faculty adviser of the team
blackguard that ever desecrated the Manager Billy Mac Sumpter and
surface of this earth." members of the Kentucky coaching
This is the most important part to staff will attend.
be portrayed by Downing who has
been in numerous Studio and major
productions of the Guignol theatre.
The appearance of Godotchenko
Judges for the fifth annual Babi
in the final scenes of the comedy
CrM.k Show, sponsored by the Poui-tr- y
gives the play its only serious
Club in
with the
Kentucky Poultry Improvement Association,
on
in
i) the Union to be held have May 2 seballroom,
been
lected.
Tau chapter of Phi Alpha Theta.
They include H. A. Slirader of
national honorary history fraternity. the United Slates Department of
pledged the following persons Thurs- - Agriculture; Prof. C. S. Price. Berra
oay eenmg at the home of Mrs. College;
and Professors
Mure
Ray E Murphy. 345 Ridgeway road: Baikley. J. E. Humphrey. Stanle
Lucy Back. Virginia Chase. Adda B. Catou. C. E. Harris, and E A. Bautr,
Clabaush. Mrs. Betty Hanger. Mary of the College of Agriculture
Keeton. Mary Kirkpatrick.
Ruth
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Marcus. Ford Messamore. and Jitme- -'
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Featuring three guest lecturers
Dr. A. B. Graham. Columbus. Ohm.
RULES TO PARADE
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Dr. A H Rapking. Philadelp
The tlist and second platoons of and Dean George V Moore. TranCompany C. Pershing Rifles, will sylvania College, the fifth imi;.n
' parade
through Lexington in the Rural Leauersnip institute
lil
Henry Clay birthday celebration held in the assembly room oi ((:
Wednesday morning, April 12. it wao Experiment Station pavilion, Apr
announced yesterday.
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membership of 75 with a wailing
I'M of 40 The purpose of the club
Ls to show the application
of religion
to social, personal, and campus
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problems.
Bradford is a member of the YM
cabinet. Glee Club, and the
University Choristers
Dr. Warner Hall, pastur of the
Maxwell Street Presbyterian Church
has led the club through the past
year discussing "Christianity and ltd
Social Implications."
Retiring officers are Ray Sutherland, president:
Runelle Palmore.
and George Sprag-enTreasurer.

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W.I A TEAM LEADS

The WAA team is leading the
Lexington Women's Bowling Leanue.
having won 22 games out of 27. Secteam with
ond is the Herald-Leade- r
The Uni17 victories and 10 losses.
versity team also holds first place
in team scoring, with 2.493 points.
The high individual scorers are.
171:
Helen
Doris Reiclienbach.
Reiclicenbach. 107; Greathouse. 1S9;
Newberry, 15H; and Corin, 119.

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to make su"'ci ions ai the mass ineeiiii".

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

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JOHN HUNSAKER
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lu ll I lie ll.llioil.il JieatC "sllikc" OCtllJlicS
H it 20. the nil
hi' ailciiiiou ill tollcgiana itti
nit inns siudtiii toiiiiiiitices ;iiil organizations
against war will again voiic their i)ca 10 "keep
Aim lit. out l war." Km. as usual, ihev vein
in Ik somewhat tonfused as 10 ihe means.
I'm instante. the Aniciitaii Suiilrnl I'niiui
Uiicvcs iha'i eaic tan Ik had onlv by "collective m i m ils. " I liis. in hi il l. is ihe ml icy ol
ollct live might ol "demot rat u nations"
against llu- lasiisi jxmiiv On llu- oilier hand.
I itAgainst War. result til a
Youth Coiiuniiit-vlii in the ASl '. advocates an isolaiionisi jxiliiv
at iixseni seems 10 lavor ihe "rash and
t;:ii" ilan. Ameiiia will 1101 furnish materials
in iK'lligcreiits unless ihev come and gel il in
ilnii own shijis ami pav '"on the barrelhead."
Although we haven't heard miii li of il laielv.
itniitee for ihe Oxford Fledge 1101
Youth t'.i
long ago worked sireniiiuislv for iis pledge: 'We
icluse to sii)ioii the government of ihe I'niied
Males in mix war it mav undertake." Then. 100.
there is he Commit iee Against Militarism In
lilutaiioii i.hiih l.ivors the abolition of
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National Siudent I'ederai ion of America lasl
ear recommended limitation and reduction of
:n niaiuenis. adherence 10 principles of international law. ahsieniion from use of forte in pursuit ol national jmlities and from interference
in internal aHaiis of other nations, support of
and ihe equality of
international oo
and rates as basic 10 the securing of
all
a jicaiclul world older. F.mbraring many of ihe
other organizations, this latirr group does not
insist on tompleie agreement among its members
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groups with idealistic theories which
would never work tint in praci ice wasn't it
ustite Oliver Wendell Holmes who said "a
page of history is worth a volume of logic?"
Perhaps others are infused with foreign "propaganda" wit it h colors their actions, but at least
ihev all show a willingness and readiness 10
think. Ami as long as ihey retain that irait, no
matter how tonfused ihey liecome, the danger
it u.u is less imminent. It is onlv the toialiiai-i.ius- .
who show bv their ai lions lhai ihev have
siopjieil thinking, lhai we have 10 worry about.
As Si rut hers Hurl sit esses in the April Forum,
it is a healthy state 10 lie tonfused over a question as vital and as time worn as that of the
lit si means of keeping out of war. But lieware
til totalitarianism. A tonvittion that you are
It'O', right is not a mark ol wisdom. It soon
begins to wotrv vour friends and family, and
long von arc (Mising as
ajoleon. Our
asvliiins aie filled with toialiiai ians.
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Mark our words, if lhai constitution goes
ihroiigh. the incentive lor t lass ofhte will be
lost, and the onlv ones who will seek oHit e will Initios)- who are iiialilieil to govtin their fellow
siuilenls.

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The "Campus Grind"
Joe College On Feuding
The
fad is gaining momentum among
U. S. collegians, makes one wonder just when we can expect
to stu it break jut on this compus. So widespread has thj
become that Time Magazine this week devotes two
entire columns of its Education section to recounting its
origin and development.
The record, at latest count, stands at 89, is held by a
Clark university student. That even the supposedly weaker
st x has taken up the issue was demonstrated h few days ago
when a University of .Missouri
gained the "distinction"
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c si ikes, one of which will
co-e- d
lc held lure April I'll. Hut we ate still a little of being the first female to havei
gulped a "glitterfeesh."
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ipiuioii on this taiupus alone-wtotupleled
the l.itte) pan of last week.
I 111 0111 aging lo
itadvotaics ol a
lonn
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in goveiiiineni were answers lo ihe cpies-tiiu- i
"Woiiltl vat supMiii an inielligeut tnove-nieu- i
loi stuilent goveinmeiii 011 ibis tatupusr"
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in this tiiesiioii asketl a taiclullv lestetl
ios v t lion ol stiitleiiis. interviewers ialulaietl
'1', "ves" opinion. lhai. 10 imii wav til
tliiiiking. should lie well nigh ouv iut ing lhai
ihcic is i let ling lor siutleni government. 110
iiiallei how dm 111. nil ihe wish mav be.
Last night, loo late lo Ik- ailiiallv "untied '
bv I 111 kiRsii, llu tommiitee on leoigania
was to make its
Hon of siutleni guvt i iiiiit-n- t
ii.mpleie khii lo ihe siutleni foiiiiu. There
w.is piub:iblv a ginwl sized gioup ai ihe met ling.
Inn thai gioup won'l be a drop in the but ki t
inwaiil leallv obi. lining siudent govei nuieiii
as

Undoubtedly the fad will, like all
others, come eventually to Ken
One idea ol heaven:
ust sitting around at tucky. If any are interested in getI'.'iK f.ast Mavwell stit-eand watching ihe Al- ting an early start, here is the technique of the matter as described by
phas' (.ains.
an M. I. T. freshman. Said he. "You
lay the goldfish well back on the
tongue, let it wiggle forward till it
Siutleiils who gel tl link and are happx
hits the top of the throat, then give
St ldoiii graduate Phi Beta kappv.
one big gulp. Same effect as swallowing an oyster."
If you can by any chance stom
Here are some ol the answers vou'd like to
land the fish, of
give when an ofhtcr of the laxv slops vou tot ach the idea go
course 1. then
to it and more
buddy!-- "
seetling and saxs. "Where's vour license
power to you. If the thing ever does
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have a profound effect on the cam- pus. The Book Store will have to.
install a goldfish-vendin- g
machine,
the SUB grill an aquariam. And one
will hear people come, up to their!
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xou fixt- butks anxwax."
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the tar is stolen."
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