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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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French Council of Ministers today
decided to Inform the United States
that France will not make the debt
payment due on December 15, It wag
stated in a Reuter dispatch from
Parts. Former Premier Edouard
Herrlot Informed his colleagues he
still thought France should pay.
Herrlot went out of office because
of his stand for payment some time

Brilliant Cast In

ANNUAIJINNER

Third Production

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"Able" Ayers Chosen Alter-

nate Captain; 21 Letters,
19 Numerals

KATE DON FREED

Portland, Ore., Dec. 10 (INS)
The death toll had reached 19 today in the wholesale polnsonlngs
here from denatured alcohol, which
the victims drank as cheap liquor.
Six others were reported critically
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in Portland hosp'tals. At the
order of Captain of Detectives John
Keegan four drug stores in the north
end were ordered closed after detectives reported many of the victims had secured their supply of
"dehorn" at these places.
BLOW TO DRUG TRAFFIC

Washington. Dec. 10 (INS) With
already arrested In the
government's spectacular offensive
against the nation's drug traffic,
the Federal Narcotics bureau today
laid plana to apprehend hundreds
of additional peddlers who eluded
the dragnet spread by its 250 agents
from Maine to Hawaii during the
last three days. The bureau plans
to send all the arrested addicts to
hospitals where they may be
The most serious cases
eventually will be sent to the government's narcotics farm at Lexington, Kv., which will begin operation in March.
765 persons

reha-blliate- d.

CRIME CONFERENCE HELD
Hun-

dreds of delegates from all sections
of the United States were arriving
here today for the National Crime
Conference which will be opened
ton'ght by President Roosevelt.
Called by Attorney General Cummin gs. 500 representatives of official, civic and Jaw enforcement or-

ganizations will begin deliberations
on methods of suppressing the crime
that takes a yearly toll of 13 bl'lions
of dollars from the pocket book of
the nation. Coming at the peak of
the campaign in which the department of Justice has shown the way
In the ellm'nation of gangsters, the
conference is expected to recommend a nrngram of law enforcement, led by the federal govern-m""- t,
unequaled In the nation's

history.

Acclaimed Success by

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University of Cincinnati Is Dropped

James Guthrie Lonw, jun'or

in the Education college, and
an outstanding end on this
year's eleven, was elected captain of the 1935 Wildcat football team at a banouev ,.uu
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elected alternate-cantaiJimmie was one of the most
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year's squad and almost
stopped a touchdown drive by the mighty
Crimson Tide of Alabama. He
is one of the best ends ever to
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POISON LIQUOR KILLS 19

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"Lady Windermere's Fan" Is
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Ohio State May Re Booked;

SWEDEN SENDS TROOPS
Stockholm, Dec. 10 (INS) Acting
In concert with other members ol
the League of Nations, Sweden to- day decided to send a contingent,
of troops to the International Army
being formed to police the Saar
valley before and during the forthcoming plebiscite.

Given

TECH, FLORIDA? XAVIER
ADDED TO SCHEDULE

Douglas, Isle of Man, Dec. 10
(INS) Kaye Don, automobile and
motor boat racing driver, today was
freed from prison here after serving a four months' sentence for
manslaughter. The governor of the
Island remitted the remainder of
his sentence because of Don's 111
health, and his exemplary behavior.
Franc's Taylor, a mechan'c was
killed In an accident when Don was
practicing at night for a motor race.

Washington, Dec. 10 (INS)

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PLAY AT DANCE

don a Kentucky uniform and
well deserves the honor be- Noted Radio Orchestra Leadstowed upon him by his teamer Engaged for Interfra-ternit- y
mates.
Dance at Gym
He is active in campus actlvties,
Saturday Night
being a pledge to the Sigma Aipha
Epsllon social fraternity, and a
YEAR'S FIRST FORMAL
member of last year's track squad,

receiving a letter for participation
In this sport.
Long will lead the Big Blue
in one of the stlffest schedules ever
faced by a Wildcat eleven. Three
newcomers are to be found on the
'35 slate In the forms of Georgia
Tech, Xavier university of Cincinnati, and the University of Florida
Cincinnati. Southwestern, Cemsjn.
and North Carolina will be dropped.
One open date remains on the card,
October 3a.
Four games will be played at
home and four will be played on
foreign soil, with the site of the
W. and L. game still undecided.
Thoe to be played away from home
are Xavier, Auburn, Alabama, and
Tulane, while the games with Mary-vlll- e,
Georgia Tech, Florida, and
Tennessee will be played on Stoll
field.
Xavier replaces Cincinnati, a
team that Kentucky has met during the last two years, as a result
of a guarantee from Xavier which
was larger than Kentucicy's re
ceipts in the Cincinnati game this
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Of Season to Be

Friday Afternoon

Rudy Bundy and his twelve-piec- e
orchestra of featured radio artists
has been obtained by the
council to furnish music
for the annual Interfraternity dance
to be sponsored by the council from
9 to 12 o'clock Saturday in the
Alumni gymnasium, according to
the chairman of the dance c mmit-te- e.
The dance will be the first
formal of the year.
Tickets to the dance, which may
be obtained from any member of
the council, Dunn's Drug store, or
the office of the dean of men, will
cost $1.50 until 6 p. m. Saturday.
After that time the prce of admission will be raised to $2.00.
The orchestra, directed by Rudy
Bundy, widely known saxophonist
Inter-fraterni- ty

and c'aHnettst, and featuring Mar-leGilbert, soloist, recently completed an 18 weeds' run at the Show
Boat in New York cltv. and has
broadcast from WOR and NBC studios. It may be heard on alternate
nights over WHAS starring such
crooners as Morton Downey, George
Olsen, and Benny Merhoff.
The orchestra recentlv plaved at
the Ohio State university homecoming dance where 2.000 people
were entertained. They also appeared in the motion picture
"Moonlip-hand Pretzels," and
ne

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and there. In the third act the
apartment of Lord Darlington is
made quite cozy and homelike. The
whole effect of the settings is very

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good.

Diplomats Become Cautious
Regarding Balkan Situation

semi-neutr-

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meeting

back several

Conferences between Foreign
Minister Pierre Laval of France,
Lord Privy Seal Anthonv Eden of
Britain, Baron Alolsl of Italy. Foreign Minister Koloman de Kanya
of Hungary, In twos and threes,
were among the hurried sessions
held in an attempt to draw up an
understanding that would end the
dispute.

'HI' PRESS MEET Mary Hopple U

Heard In Sunday

SLATED AT U.K.

Musicale Contest

Best High School Papers and Miss Mary Hopple, charming and
Yearbook Awards Made at talented young contralto of New
Convention at Danville; York city, gave an interesting proafternoon
Portmann Attends Meeting gram at 4 p. m. SundayHopple pre-

in Memorial hall. Miss
sented selections from both foreign and American music, and she
interpreted all of her numbers well.
In opening her program. Miss
Hopple sang the rather strong
"Aria di Pollssens" by Handel, and
followed this selection with
more graceful "Bacl Amorsl
E Carl." She then sang the "Alleluia," by Mozart.
The second group of songs consisted of three selections from Carmen, by Bizet. Miss Hopple preferred to end this group, as she expressed it. In a happy mood, so she
gave the Oypsv Song as the closing number. She repeated part of
this song for the encore.
The outstanding piece in the
third group was "Blpch's "Nur e!ne
kleine Gelge," and Miss Hopnle repeated this selection also. In the
four'h group. Miss Hopple gave several songs in English, among them,
the amusing "Hopak," by

Miss Margaret Ellen Smith, Dan
ville, was elected president of the
Kentucky High School Press association, Saturday, as the organizasession
tion concluded its two-da- y
at Centre college, Danville. The
University of Kentucky was select
ed as the meeting place for 1935.
Prof. Victor R. Portmann of the
department of Journalism of the
University, and director of the association, announced the following
awards:
Best designed annual "Nautilus"
of Danville High school, first;
"Homespun"' of Somerset, second.
annual '"Pilot."
Best
of Dayton, first: "Nautilus." second.
newspaper "Hi
Best
Spy," Mount Sterling, first in group
one; "Brook 'n Breck," Lou'sville
Male High first, in group two;
University High of Lexington, second in group two; "Bell,"
of Paducah. third.
Best newspaper front paee "HI
Miss Hopple closed her program
Snv." first in group one: "Gavel."
of No'r Pnme High, first In group with another group of Evg'l-two: "Newnnrter," of Newport, sec- songs, and for the encore, she addond, at-- "Bell," of Paducah, third, ed "Two Maples" for the benefit
of the children In the audience;
In .roup
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tv-"Hell
first: and she then sang the melodious
"TTLTMrnM." of I exlneon FPnrv but inesnffruent "American LullaCiR vtff'v second: "Hi flnv" third. by." by Gladvs Rich.
Miss Hopple's program follows:
Lights,"
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Blue team.
In a preliminary game the Kit-- ;
tens defeated the Maysvll.e High'
school Bulldogs, 27 to 13, In a contest that was locerjp played throughout. Billy 8plcer, former Lexington
First High ace, led the frosh attack with)
Four 13 markers, while Red Hag an was
Events at KIPA Meeting; second with six points. began
clickteam
Coach
Body to Back L.S.U. Editor ing from Rupp'svery
the
outset as
Dave Lawrence hit a crip
"The Kentucky Intercollegiate
Press association in session here soon after the game got under way.
today went on record as approving From then on the Big Blue, working in near
form, were
your commendable action in objecting to the censorship of the Louisl able to score easily with "Big EaY?
Edwards, gigantic center of the
ana State university press."
This was the wording of a tele- Rupp Powerhouse; collecting five
gram sent to Jesse Cutrer, former field goals and four fouls during the
editor of the L.8.U. Reveille, by the first half.
The Alumni, minus many of their
dele"tes of the K.I.P.A., meeting
in iCTorehead last Friday and Sat- expected stars, were unable to
urday, after a resolution had been threaten the varsity at any time
passed a unanimous vote to back before the intermission, especially
the stand taken bv the Louisiana as Edwards had their ace DeMo.sey,
expert, completeeditor The association also approv- the
ed a motion setting forth its ap- ly bottled up. Kills Johnson, Aggla
proval of a stand taken recently by Sale, and several other former
the Kentucky Press association pro- stars, could not be present.
tecting the confidences of correThe Cat defense never relaxed
spondents.
and the old timers were forced to
Four awards were given by the shoot from far back and connected
association for the best of each, on only one heave, that of frost)
straight news, sports, editorial, and coach Paul McBrayer; with Cary
feature submitted. The Kernel won Spicer and DeMoisey each tallying
two of the four, placing first with one foul apiece. The score at the
the news and the sports stories. Th
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articles were judged bv the heads
of the department of journalism at
Indiana State university. The Centre College Cento was awarded the
key for the best feature story, and
the Eastern Progress, for the best
editorial.
The association officially accepted the application of Union college
for membership. The University of
Louisville, also an applicant, was
invited to attend the spring meeting of the group, to be held at
Murray State Teachers' college In
The Chemical seminar will meet
the early part of April. At that today in Kastle hall. Mr. Seebold
time the best parser of the year will will review a recent paper by Prof.
be Judged, as well as the best stories G. N. Lewis, University of Californpublished from Thanksgiving until ia, on the origin ol the earth.
the date of the meeting.
Nine schools were represented at
There will be an important meetthe meeting: University of Ken- ing of all Kentucklan salesmen at
tucky, Georgetown, Centre, Eastern. 3 p. m. Tuesday in Room 54 f
Morehead,
Should McVey hail. It la Important that
and Union.
Louisville be taken in next spring, all salesmen be present.
every senior college in the state will
belong to the group. The More-hea- d
There will be a joint meeting of
Trail Blazer was host paper the
executive comto the association delegates.
Wednesmittee and
day at 3 p. m. in White hall.
mid-seas- on

garian officials for aiding the terrorists who perpetuated the crime.
If that statement Is not forthcoming speedily, It was plainly
hinted that Yugoslavia will withdraw the formal protest made before the league council, and would
break off all relations with Hungary.
In such action, Yugoslavia would
have the active support of the other
two members of the Little Entente,
Czechoslovakia and Rumania, and
the moral, withal unwilling, aid of
France.
There was no suggestion of military action by Yugoslavia.

Geneva, Dec. 10 (INS) Fearing
to risk another airing of the Hungarian-Yugoslav
despute In the
council of the League of Nations
under the present precarious circumstances, diplomats of neutral
states today set
and
council

field goals were scored from insida

the foul line, while the Alumni
were forced to rely on long shots
because of the tight defense of the

MERITAWARDS

ihe cast, which is an unusually
large one, has several rather out
standing characterizations. Jean- nette Lam pert Brown, so successful
tCouuiiuea ui Pas Fouri

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TILT WITH GRADS

Sir Herbert Brown Ames, former
member of the Canadian parliae
ment, and
financial di- Entire Squad Sees Action,
rector of the secretarian of the
Big Blue Sports
League of Nations, was the guest
Tight Defense
speaker at the dinner meeting of
the International Relations circle at ;
KITTENS WIN OVER
6 o clock Monday night in tne university Commons. Mrs. E. 8. Good,
MAYSVILLE 27 to 13
president of the Woman's club of
the University, presided and intro- Edwards Lead? Scorers With
duced the speaker, whose subject
18 Points; Lawrence
was "Conditions in the Saar."
Next with 11
According to the custom of the
International Relations group, the
Displaying their wares for the
meeting last night was a dinner given for the members of the Cosmo- first time this season, the Wildcat
politan Club of the University, the varsity basketball squad rolled uO
members of which represents about an impressive 65-- 8 victory over s
weakened Alumni team .ast night
13 countries.
in Alumni gym, before a crowd ol
Mrs. E. A. Bureau, who was chairman on arrangements, was assisted 3,000 people.
During the contest, the entire
by Mrs. C. A. Lewis. Mrs. C. S.
Crouse, Mrs. L. J. Horlacher, and squad of 18 men saw action and the
Miss Louise Webb. A musical pro- issue was never Id doubt from the
gram of Christmas carols was opening whistle. All of the 'Cat

Oglethorpe university's first basketball team in several years will
travel from Oglethorpe, Georgia,
to provide the opposition for Coach
Adolph Rupp's Wildcats, Thursday
night in the Alumni gymnasium.
Coach Jack Overton of the Pet
rels has been drilling the team for
the last month, and, although Kentucky will be their first collegiate
opponent, they have showed up well
against several independent combinations in practice games.
The Petrel offense has been constructed around Captain Ed Cope-lan- d,
former star performer of
Tech High school In Atlanta. His
scoring ability was demonstrated in
one of the practice tilts when he given.
scored 51 of his team's total points.
When the football season closed
on Thanksgiving Day. a number of
grid performers reported to Coach
Overton and have been practicing
dally with the team. Although the
defensive work of the squad has
been ragged. Coach Overton hopes
to polish up this department before UK Student Paper Wins
the Kentucky game.
Plaxe in Two Out of

Last Rehearsals
Held For Contest

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Game Carded for Thursday
Night in Men's Gym;
First Team for
Georgians

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RUPPMEN HAVE
CATS' NEXT FOE Sir Herbert Ames
Is Guest Speaker
IS OGLETHORPE Former Canadian Parliament EASY GOING lit
Member Addresses Rela-

hours as they frantically went into
little huddles to find a satisfactory
bas's for agreement.
The necessity for quick pacific
AND
action was suddenly Imposed upon
the British, French, and Italians by
the disconcerting revelations that
Irate Yugoslavia Is resolved inde"Good News."
Dance arrangements are in charge pendently to seek satisfaction Jrom
of Henrv McCown, Tommy Atkins, Hungary if the league does not pin
responsibility
for the Marseilles
Slat and Omer Heacox.
Intramural Semi-Finaassassinations onto Hungary.
ed at 7 O'clock Tonight and j
The minimum that Yugoslavia
will be satisfied with, it was undertomorrow in uym Annex;
stood, was a declaration bv the
Admission is 10 Cents
league denouncing the killing of
King Alexander, and blaming Hun
In the intramural
The semi-finaboxing and wrestling tournament
wU be held at 7 o'clock tonight and
tomorrow night In the gym annex.
A fee of ten cents will be charged
University Band and Vocalfor admission.
ists Will Present Program
For tonight the card will consist

only of boxing, while tomorrow will
at Lancaster
provide both boxing and wrestling.
Final rehearsals were held yesThe first of a series of three WUh the conclusion of the matches
Cadet hops will be given from 4 tomorrow night, the finalists will terday for the University of Kento 6 p. m., Friday, in the Alumni rest Thursday for their final battles tucky band concert to be held at
gymnasium under the auspices of at 8 o'clock, Friday night in the 7:30 o'c.ock Friday evening at Lanthe
Ssabbard and Blade, national hon- Alumni gym. The entrance fee will caster. The concert Is under High
orary advanced military fraternity. be 25 cents with ticket books and auspices of the Lancaster
school and the program is being
8hlnny Herrlngton's orchestra will 50 cents without.
Over a thousand spectators have sponsored by Miss Aileen Lewis,
furnish the music for the dance.
The first ten couples to appear at attended each night's preliminaries Lancaster.
The concert group consists of 35
and the
the gymnasium will be admitted attend is only reason more did not men and is under the direction of
because the small annex
free, according to reports from the
any more.
Mr. John Lewis Jr. Miss Mildred
officials in charge of the program, would not accommodate
The matches this year have un- Lewis is cooperating In helping to
which will Include the pledging of
quar
male and
the three new members, Wallace covered many performers of pro- train the the girls' the mixed will
trio, which
Many of last tet and
Dlfford, W. B. Fritz, and Lee fessional calibre.
year's champions are defending accompany the band to Lancaster
Miles.
their laurels again this year. Among for the concert.
are being sold on the camTickets
The program follows:
these are Drury, heavyweight;
pus by sorority and Independent Shanklin,
March Tribute to Sousa
class; Butler,
groups, ten tickets sold being the
Goldman
and Holbrook,
requisi:e for the nomination of one
Gems of Stephen Foster
class.
girl for the title of the queen of
Male Quartet Selected
Tonights boxing card follows:
the Military Ball which will be conAndante Cantabile. .Beethoven
class Holbrook, Alpha
ducted next semester.
Cornet solo, by Percy Lewis-KentSigma Phi and Henderson, Phi Delta Theta; Karsner. Lambda Chi AlGoldman
pha, and Chester, Sigma Chi;
March Children's Song
class Bob Butler, Sigma Chi,
Fillmore
and E. H. Smith, Independent;
Neal, Independent, and Stewart, InBeneath the Holly. .. .Brockton
Mixed Quartet Selected
dependent; Swlsshelm, Sigma Chi,
Baritone Duet, by Robert Grif-fet- h
and Lathrem, Phi Sigma Kappa;
Robinson, S. A. E., and Slmone. Inand Norman Lewis
dependent;
Vienna's Past
class CrawCabins An American Rhapsody
ford, Alpha Gamma Rho, and C.
Bringardner, Sigma Chi.
Gillette
Girls' Trio Selected
One hundred and forty-fiv- e
pound
Silver Cord Overture. . .O'Neil
class Westbrook. Phi Kappa Tau,
On, On. U. of K
and Barne t. Kappa Alpha: CraLamoert
vens, Independent and Carrell, DelThe male quartet Is composed of
Chi;
James Balrd. Fred Moore,
ta
class Fish, A. T. Messrs.
O., and Irvine, S. A. E ; Heiurlcb, ) ulowe Dean, and Dave
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By ELIZABETH ANN MILLARD
"Lady Windermere's Fan," directed by Frank Fowler, is the Gui;?-nol- 's
third production this season.
The play was charmingly enacted
by a brilliant cant last night and
was well received by a large audience.
The play, by Oscar Wilde, is a
representation of witty men and
women of the higher social group
In England.
It is the story of a
misunderstanding between Lord and
Lady Windermere concerning a certain Mrs. Erlynne, who has received
large sums of money from Windermere. The name of the play comes
from the fan given to Lady Windermere by her husband as a gift
on her 21st birthday The conversation at the ball given by the
is Ingenuous and quite
the sort of thing Wilde does well.
Watching the unfolding of "Lady
Windermere's Fan" one is struck
rather by Its understanding of what
used to be called "the human heart"
than by the obvious artifice and
"French-staginesof the plot.
The setting of the first, second,
Is in the home of
and fourth acts
Lord Windermere.
The furnishings
are extremely modernistic, and the
stage manager and his assistants
have done a marvelous piece of
work on this staging. The predominating colors are black, white, and
silver, with touches of color here
es

JIMMIE LONG

Friday Evening

First Cadet Hop

Only

NEW SERIES NO. 24

Varsity Cagers Run Rough
Shod Over UK Alumni By
Score 55--8 In Slow Game

Guignol Presents

Captain Elect

NEW LEADER AT

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Presents "Ijwiy Winder
mere's Fan"

Long Elected '35 Wildcat Captain

FRANCE TO DEFAULT
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LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1934

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Ideas Secured For

UK Union Building

Henry McCown, president of Nu
of Omicron Delta Kappa at
the University, attended the 15th
annual cnnventlon of the Associa
tion of College Unions which met
at Indiana university last weekend. In order to get Ideas for the
proposed student union building at
Kentucky.
The chief idea whlrh McCown
bropght back, and which will lm
mediately be acted upon here, was
that of selecting a committee composed of representatives of every
honorary and professional fraternity on the campus to bigin a
trong drive for money and means
for the erection of a union building here within the next year.
The delegates to the convention
frotn over the country were entertained by the Purdue and the Indiana unions, sessions b"'ng held In
the Indiana Union building.

pirc!(

Important meeting of all

Ken-da-

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In Room 64, McVey hall,
tuckian salesmen at 3 p. m. Tuea- -

The final day for taking the
tubercular tests will be Wednesday,
Decembe tYl. All students who have
not taken te?ts are requested to report to the dispensary on that day.
Dr. and Mrs. Adolph Blgge will
entertain members of the German
club and any other townspeople
Interested In German at 7:30
o'clock Friday night in Dicker hall
All members of the club are urged
to attend.
Compulsory meeting for all those
in rlflery at 7 o'clock
Tuesday in tiie Women's gym.

interested

All members of Lances are requested to be present at th" regular meeting to be held at 7:30 o'clock tonight at the Alpha Gain-n- ia
Rho home.

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WHY, BUILD?
Dou you believe .that a national
policy of an American navy and air- force second ti; none, will insure usj

great war?

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a navy and
second to none in the
world would 'never end. The great
expenditures made each year for

IS AMERICA BEATEN?
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Is our pllRht so gloomy as some
of our local malcontents wou.d have
us believe? Is there not a vetlRe
of ll(?ht penetrating the darkness,
as when the first ray of sunshine,
horizon tolls us that
on the far-odawn Is breaking, and a new day
Is born?
Listen to the pessimistic prog
nosticates; agree with thrm that
the NRA, the FERA, the PWA, the
New Deal, are mere political ballyhoo, and then try to determine logical reasons why they should be so.
For whom would the organization
of these units be Individually, selfishly beneficial?
The federal government Is doing
g
work. Odds
a great,
that must be overcome loom high
yet the bitter struggle goes forward;
on every side, danger threatens to
undo all that has come before.
Millions of dollars have been borrowed and spent; educated men,
men of leadership, men who sacrifice their private enterprises In
order to help the cause, study and
plan and experiment; persons of
every class and rank are recruited
into this army of Progress; politics
are rp'ieisated to the background;
never has there been a task so
sincerely performed.
Already tens of thousands of men
and women have been given em
ployment.
projects,
Construction
new sewage systems, better housing,
resurfacing and extension of roads,
work for college students, reforestation, land reclaiming these and
many other
plans
are in effect.
True, deplorably true it is, that
still huge numbers of persons are
unemployed ; nevertheless,
none
need go hungry this winter. The
government will take care of them.
Everywhere one hears the dole system lamented.
It certainly is a
fact that there always will be a
class of persons who would not
work were they provided employment, and who gladly take advantage of the opportunity offered by
the depression to shirk, quite gracefully and pitiably! We agree that
the process of handing out food and
clothing and asking nothing in return is poor business; but, until a
better way is perfected, why allow
the needy to suffer?
Wj, who are college a'udents,
may be listed among the thinking
group; it is reasonable to assume
that our opinions carry some
weight, and that we are influential
factors in our communities. It Is
our duty to divert our efforts into
the nobler channel, which carries
mankind upward to hope and triumph, rather than downward to
fear and defeat. We can do it. We
must!
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maintenance and addition to our already adequate navy and air force
would necessarily be increased. Financially we can't stanj it. Increased appropriations for Increased
forces in this country would result
in rival nations trying to emulate
us. We could never have a force
strong enough to be able to dictate
to European or Eastern powers the
terms of reduction.
The alternative? Reduction in
present navy and
by
agreement. With the London disarmament conference in the midst
of its greatest struggle, it is obvious that if the United States
withdrew and followed a course of
building, that Japan and England
would do the same. If we could
stand the fiscal pace, what would
be the result. Only conflict can re- suit with every country trying to

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SCANDAL
SNICKERINGS

JEST AMONG US
What chance has ordinary man,
when such sturdy males as the creator of Tarzan must sue for divorce
from his wife on the grounds of
extreme cruelty?
Undoubtedly a good hot press
could do much to flatten out this
Long fellow's plan, but perhaps a
strong cleaning agent should be applied first.

Tuesday, December 11, 1934

Is tt Prttlnf LutrenyT
that for your own convenience.
An Item In last week's column
You display remarkable Ignor
ance yourself, a far as your loglo
said that Joe Schulti, "Freshman
powerhouse,"
Is concerned. If you use good fel
talked Jessie Van
Meter Into giving him a picture
lowshlp as an argument in favor of
Conducted by DOROTHY WHALEN
after his first date with her....
military training, then you preclude
Jessie flatly denies this report
the existence of good fellowship tn
She contends that our friend, "the
all training which Is devojd of milOld Ireland," featuring the re- itary tactics. "Bill can see no reamight be good Idea for some
It
Powerhouse," snitched the picture.
of you ambitious students to pracnowned Spanish tenor, Isaac
Yea, Joe. she says "That, you took
son why he should be compelled to
born In China, educated In take Military," when there are so
tice on your "poems and ditties"
it without her consent."
Russia, and married In Italy to many other
in fact, I'm sure to have some good
educational pursuits
news for yofl soon profit and fun!!
that Swedish actress Oota Oabso.
all the advantages of military
Maybe It Was A Seavrnrer Hunt
"I WVnt To
Opus Dno
Around and about
training, and
A number of persons
are very
do not smack of
College" seems to be getting
Everything the same except the
War unless preparedness for war la
curious to find out what Johnny Pit
time, which Is later
much hard reading In the BrowsIts motive.
Staples was looking for among the
ing Room.... Wonder If all of it Is WHIRLIN: Bernupp, this new song
In regard to patriotism, thinking
shrubs at the Kappa lodce after
Professor
true It couldn't be!
Kuss and myself have written is people have long ago divorced this
the Junior League dance Saturday Kelly Is quite angry with the memgoing to be some hit. We want word from any cognition of "my
"Stoop" can't you enllcht- night
reyou to give "It Happened in Old country, right or wrong," or, aa
en the curious on the little matter? bers of the Kernel staff and
fuses to have anymore to do with
Paraguay" a plug over the air.
a
you Infer, "my school, right or
them because they neglected to BERNUPP: Listen, Whlrlln. Where wrong." If military training Is necIs It True, Ml?
print one of his "originals"....
Is my share on "Woofcle Woo essary to manhood, I am no kmger
TIs rumored about the campus Never
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crash
Woozle"?
a man: I have evolved one step
that Alphagam Lll Smith and Sig- through mind. first hard toWe all WHIRLIN:
time
Bernupp, how man