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Top 10

Rejection
time

top to Rejection Lines
Given By Women (and
what they actually
mean )

to. I think of you as a
brother. (You remind
me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight
difference in our ages.
(I don't want to date
my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to
you in 'that' way. (You
are the ugliest dork
I've ever laid eyes
upon.)

7. My life is too
complicated right now.
(I don't want you
spending the whole
night or else you may
hear phone calls from
all the other guys I'm
seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I
prefer my male cat
and a half-gallon of
Ben and Jerry's).

5. ldon’t date men
where I work. (I
wouldn't date you if
you were in the same
‘solar system', much
less the same
building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on
my career. (Even
something as boring
and unfulfilling as my
job is better than
dating you.)

2. I’m celibate. (I've
sworn off only the
men like you.)

1. Let’s be friends. (l want
you to stay around so
I can tell you in
excruciating detail
about all the other
men I meet and
become involved with.
It's that male
perspective thing)

Ladies, you know you get
the shaft too.

lO.l think of you as a
sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight
difference in our ages.
(You’re ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to
you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too
complicated right now.
(You’re ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women
where I work. (You're
ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on
my career. (You’re

ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're
ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're
sinfully ugly.)

Source:
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Board to elect new chairperson

Now hiring: Search is on for
Wethington's replacement;
Board has need for cohesion

and single-mindedness

By Mat Nerron

SENIOR STAFF WRITER

Searching for a replacement for current
President Charles Wethington will likely be
the top priority of the next chairperson of
UK‘s Board of Trustees. University officials

said yesterday.

istration Building.

sit on that committee,

Terry {\1obley. I'K's chief development
officer, called the presidential search “the
most important action the board needs to
consider in the immediate future."

Along with the presidential search. the
board is focusing on IJK's quest to become a
top»2l) research institution by 2020.

David Miller. associate dean for the Col»
lege of Arts and Sciences. said a solid capital

The board will appoint a new chairper»
son at its I pin. meeting today in the Admin-

The chairperson organizes the presideii
tial search committee. and picks six people to

campaign is key to reaching top-lo status

"I'nli-ss the i'.t|tlllll campaign is a Ill"
success. our chances of‘elevating the I Ill'.n i

sit} 's status are goine to he sewrclx Illlllfr it

the l'lg’ leagues."

Mllh't' said. ”It costs a lot of lttttltt'\ io pla‘ It.

ltut board member Steven Reed. .Is\ts

tant I" S. attorney ir- Louisville. said the nee.
chairperson will still work \\IIII l’li“-Ith7tt
Wethington to meet the goals \Vi‘llilltﬂwll
wants to achieve his last two years

"l‘he board must not assume that w hen
it embarks on a stat ch for a new pre~ad~nx
President Wethington s remaining tc-iin in
office is somehow lessened." Reed said

Another task faced by the inn ('ll'lil"lr‘t

Telecommunications
sophomore Jay
Mappala studies for
his broadcasting class
outside of the
Whitehall Classroom
Building yesterday
afternoon.

JAIES CRISP l kERM‘tstArr

Parking angst? Get on the bus

By Brian Granger
Wmmsutmc WRITER

Students running around
campus in the morning trying to
make an early class might want
to start taking the Campus Area
Transportation Service (CATS)
buses that are provided to all stu-
dents. faculty. and staff of UK
and LCC.

“Seats aren't difﬁcult to ﬁnd.
and it‘s an easy way to get
around campus at no charge."
said Cynthia Thomas. an animal
science sophomore.

Three bus routes are offered
daily, and one at night. The
Cooperstown-Cross Campus
CATS. the Virginia Avenue
CATS. and the Lexington Com-
munity College Cross-Campus
CATS. while the Night CATS is
offered in the evening.

The number of stops and
times for pick-ups vary amongst
the buses.

“The buses are usually reli-
able. but when the weather is
bad they can be delayed."
Thomas said.

Weather isn't the only cause
of late buses.

“Traffic on Rose Street
makes it difficult for the busses
to stay on schedule." said 5th
year driver Bob Wallace.

Wallace said his bus carries
250-300 passengers daily. He‘s
very proud that last year on the
Cooperstown Route alone. his
bus took more than 18.000 pas-
sengers in one semester.

"The students are very
friendly. and understanding
when the bus is a little late."
Wallace said. “I'll wait for a stu-
dent if I see him running for the
bus. Many students on my route
live in the Cooperstown Apart-
ments. and they'll take the bus to
class. catch it home for lunch.
and back to class after that."

For students who use the bus
on a daily basis. a bus being late

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The Student Newspaper at the Umversrty of Kentuck ,

can cause problems. however.

“This morning the bits was
very late. I missed the beginning
of my first class." said Shanessa
Nutter. an information and com
puting systems freshman who
commutes to UK.

Once on board. he sure to
hold on.

"One time as l was taking the
bus.“ said architecture sopho»
more Derek Fulson. “I had just
stepped on. and the driver
slammed on the gas. I almost
ﬂew through the window."

“The drivers need to make
sure that people are safe before
leaving the spot." he said.

The buses all have handi-
capped accessibility and a num-
ber of handicapped students do
use the bus service, Wallace said.

Wallace enjoys working with
young people. he said.

“We're all one big. happy
family. and I'm happy that I can
get people to classes on time.“ he
said.

Routes run Monday
through Friday, except
for Night CATS, which
runs Monday through
Thursday.

The Cooperstown Cross-
Campus and Virginia Av—
enue begin at 7:30 am.
and end their runs be-
tween 4-5:00 pm.

The Lexington Communi-
ty College Cross-Campus
begins at 8:25 am. and
ends between 4-5:00
pm.

The Night route begins
service at 4:30 pm. and
runs until ":00 pm Be-
tween ll:00 pm. and
1:45 am.

Monday through Thurs-
day. the bus operates
on an on-call basis.

Call a night bus driver
at ZZl-RIOE (7433).

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an alumni IIit'lt‘iIN‘l of tin board. “I don't
think tli it (t‘lf 'n.ssion will t.\.'i\eroiie bit."

THE SAGA OFSGA

Despite promises, SGA
unable to change policy
on student seating at
Rupp Arena this year

by Jason Johnson

5. * N“ was

Student.» are going to II.i\i‘ to
wait for the lower arena basketball
seats St: lent (anormnopt Associa
t'on f’I' sitlcnt .Illltltt) (llcnii touted
is part ot his pIJtttiit‘llI last year.

"With such a small timetable be
t tlic III‘.\I garne. i' will be hard to
much done this season.“ (llenn
«ta .

duh a” the tickets toi basket
It 1.I .: Illl' -- til'l‘t'Hh stiltl ()I' allotted
to: in. npmiiiing season. the only
il' Lots ‘I\ itlzthle will hc those that
‘2' ”hit list tor of tlli‘ student allot
nan: No .t-ats are left in the lower
arena to go after this upcoming sea
son that indies the issue what
(Llenn tailed 'a long arm project for
_\(i \'

"I fits sainrrti we had some con
‘Yh t‘..\l. Newton. and
ac :irc lilii'xl‘l‘l forward to working

\'i"l‘s.’i' till»

with ath' ‘2' . to get this done."
(denn saat
S(..\ has :tlt‘etdy begun re

searchim', how other schools in the
counti \ handle the issttt of student
seating .ii athletic events to find pos
sible solutions to a ton; ~f.:It(IIII£
problem ‘tl the l'inversitj. h: s lid

(lit-nit .Illtf Whitney Speaker.
SGA \tcc pt‘i-sltlt‘ltl hope to lay the
:i‘ottntlnork so that future SGA ad
niinistrat . its will be able to deal
more el‘tottivelx w :th the issue and
to ensure tl'at stud- nts \\ ill be given
the number ofttckcts they (It‘sr‘l'Yt'

“\N'e are not shooting to get this
done this season inst get the ball
rolling on the idea." Speaker .said

(llenn and Speaker hope the test
hank. :tliothct‘ platform issue. w ill be
ready In the end of this semester.
The bank. will make the notes and
exams ofoiher students a\ ailable for
use. These notes and exams w ill be
kept on file III the Student (‘yovern
inciit (Mice and made available
while the office is open Students
w ill be able to come into the SGA of
lice and pick tip these study aides to
better prepare for class exams.

The project will be a priority for
the new liwcutive Director of Acad-
cinic Affairs .Iulia Sanders. who
hopes to have tiles for as many class
es as possihlc

’l‘lie donated material will then
he pttt on tile and made available to
other students Any student can do-
nate material from any class and is
an easy way of getting involved in
helping other students.

“We will be asking students to
donate their old notes and exams."
Speaker said.

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2 I TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 21. I999 I WY m

The Low-down

Why yesterday and islanders rushed to stock up on g'enrgrt‘inatlri‘teigs,
does Emergency suppliis agtainsé Hurrécane Gaert. tdhe directqors
iggest storm tot rea en ermu a in a eca e. . . . WASHINGTON
human Hundreds of tourists fled the island and an al- Federico Fell'm'
suffer' ready struggling tourist industry began counting
ing in the cost. By late yesterday, Gert was 280 miles
some south-southeast of Bermuda and moving to the
part Of nortlIi-iglirthwest at about 9 mph. Top sustained
wint s ew at 120 mp .
the
world Forbes wants Ten Commandments up
fuel
greater WEST DES MOINES, Iowa ~~~ Publisher
indigna- Steve Forbes said yesterday that the Ten Com-

. mandments should be posted in schools be-
tlon cause they are “the foundation of our civiliza- SURGERY A
than tion.“ Forbes compared posting the command. SUCCESS-
when it ments to the role playedby religion in Muslim Veteran '

t k countries where religion permeates every t I . .

a es phase of society. “lfyou went to. say. a country eewsnon game
place that has the Muslim religion and you go to a show “0“ mm
9139- school you might expect to see the Koran Barker
where?” there. you wouldn't be surprised." Forbes said. underwent

' "It‘s part of their culture. It‘s the same thing SUNNY
here. ~ yesterday to
Luiz Felipe uncloq an artery
I. eta NATO KLA a ree on demilitarization '"hi‘"e""a"d
33:15: ' 9 doctors said the

foreign minister

‘iaiwan rocked by earthquake

TAIPEI. Taiwan The earthquake that hit
Taiwan before dawn Tuesday had a prelimi~
nary magnitude of 7.6 and was centered 90
miles south-southwest of Taipei. according to
the US. National Earthquake Information Cen-
ter. A government report said at least 60 people
were killed and hundreds more injured. The
quake wrecked the 78-room Sungshan Hotel in
Taipei. collapsing the bottom three stories and
setting the badly damaged top listing to one

JUST A JOB:
Italian film star
Sophia Loren
quietly turned
65 yesterday,
declaring that
being a diva was
a job just like
any other and
giving no hint of

side. Rescuers said 131 persons were still retirement.
trapped inside. though no deaths had been re- Loren, a livmq
ported. symbol of

Hurricane Gert threatens Bermuda

HAMILTON. Bermuda Police warned peo»
ple in low-lying areas to evacuate their homes

PRIS’I‘INA. Yugoslavia , Kosovo Libera~
tion Army leaders and the NATO-led peace-

modern Italian
culture, has
outlived many of
Italy's post-war
film

operation was a
success. Barker,
75, was admitted

keeping force signed an agreement late Monday to George
on the demilitarization of the former rebel Washington
army and its transformation into a civilian University

corps. the KFOR allied force said in a state-
ment. It announced: “The new civilian organi-
zation will have the full title of Kosovo Protec-
tion Corps. It will work under the direction of
the special representatives of the (UN) secre»
tary general" and operate under the supervi-
sion of the commander of KFOR.

Hospital after
tests showed
that his left
carotid artery
was 85 percent
blocked.

Guilty verdict in dragging case

BRYAN. Texas _ Lawrence Russell Brewer.
the white supremacist who yesterday became the
second man convicted in the slaying of a black
man who was chained by his ankles to a pickup
truck, could get the death penalty for murdering
James Byrd Jr. last year. The jury of 11 whites
and one Hispanic returned to the courtroom to
immediately begin hearing testimony on whether
Brewer, 32. should be sentenced to death or life in
prison. The judge indicated he did not expect to
complete the punishment phase yesterday.

Timor peacekeeping mission begins

l)ILI. East Timor An international peace
force assigned to bring order to East Timor‘s
murderous chaos landed without resistance
Monday. effectively marking the end of Indone-
sia‘s control of the region after 24 turbulent
years. The real test for the 7.500member interna-
tional force will come when it spreads into re-
mote areas to protect residents from the fury of
the proelndonesian militias that have fought to
keep East Timor from becoming independent.

Accuracy for gene tests unregulated

Gene tests that promise to
predict a person's future health are being sold to
Americans. for hundreds of dollars apiece. with a
seldommentioned caveat: No one regulates the ac
curacy of most of those tests. even though mis»
takes can be, litealtering. The Food and Drug Ad-
ministration. which oversees most medical tests.
says it lacks the money to regulate gene tests. Nor
does a federal law that oversees the quality and
expertise of medical laboratories address genetics.

NASDAO rises; Dow finishes up 20.27

NEW YORK ~ The world's leading technolo-
gy companies propelled the NASDAQ composite
index within a point of a new closing high yester»
day. capping a quiet session that left most stocks
with only slim gains. The NASDAQ ended up
16.53 points at 2.886.15. The Dow Jones industrial
average finished up 20.27 at 10.822390. On the
NYSE. losers led gainers l.763-1.189.

Cubans refuse to suspend Sotomayer

MONTE CARLO. Monaco (‘uban officials
again refused to suspend high jumper Javier So-
tomayor. contending his positive test for cocaine
at the Pan American (iames was the result of
tampering. The International Amateur Athletic
Federation said yesterday it received a letter
over the weekend from the Cuban federation re-
jecting the lAAF‘s demand that Sotomayor be
suspended pending a hearing. “They said they
have enough proof to say there was a manipula-
tion of the urine sample." IAAF spokesman Gior-
gio Reineri said.

Compiled from wire reports.

JIAMEUS

Major gifts
campaign
underway

By Stephanie Rausch

CONTRIBUTING wants

To reach the goals it has
for the next five years. UK
needs to raise more than $400
millions. University officials
say.

“With more money to
give, we can attract the best
faculty members and stu-
dents to our school." said Joe
Burch. vice president of Uni-
versity Relations.

School officials feel that a
proposal still under discus-
sion may be the way to do it.

UK is considering em-
barking upon what is known
as a capital campaign. a plan
commonly used to raise mon~
ey for schools or businesses,
said Terry Mobley. UK‘s
chief development officer.

Capital campaigns for
universities typically involve
donations from alumni, local
businesses. corporations.
trusts. and other avenues.
Burch said.

Yet. UK's capital cam~
paign. or “major gifts" cam-
paign as Mobley likes to call
it. is intended to be a little
different.

“This campaign is more
people‘oriented. The benefits
for the school would include
more scholarships for stu-
dents and increased salaries
for faculty." Mobley said.

Mobley calls the cam-
paign a “major gifts cam-
paign" because the majority
of the money will be “gifts" to
students and faculty. and
would not be going toward
building improvements or
new construction, he said.

The idea for the cam-

paign was introduced a year
ago and is still under discus-
sion. The main reason why
the plan is not definite yet is
because officials are still un.
sure as to how much money
the school as a whole will
need, Mobley said.

Until all of UK's needs
can be identiﬁed. a monetary
goal can not be set. Mobley
said. And until a monetary
goal is set. the campaign can—
not be put in motion. he
added.

“We have to identify the
needs within the university.
who has the resources that
can meet those needs and get
in contact with them," Mob-
ley said.

Once UK determines how
much money it needs and
who has the best resources to
meet these needs, officials
will be better able to identify
potential donors who have
some type of interest in the
school. Burch said. The next
step. he said. is to increase
their interest in the school
and make proposals to these
donors.

Burch feels that the cam-
paign will be a good way to
make money and bring the
school together. UK is al-
ways raising money for dif-
ferent things, like the library
for example. and this way, all
parts of the school will be in-
volved in some way. he said.

“The campaign is more
for people. Everyone would
come together. all parts of the
university coming together
in a joint effort to make mon-
ey.“ Burch said.

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DRINKINIL

Local beverage finds fans,
critics and addicts on
campus in recent years

By Will Messer

CONTRIBUTING WRITER

More and more L'K students hare
been hitting the bottle... the Ale-ti tine
bottle that is. Ale-8 One. a local soft
drink produced in nearby \I'iiiehester.
has risen from being non-existent at
stores on campus a i‘ew _\'i'-.’ii‘s ago to ti
ing one of the campus‘ bestsellers.

“Last year we had only one shell oi~

Ale-8 and we sold out a lot We had ex»

tra space this year and the popularity oi'

Ale-8 and the student demand for it his
tified having a whole cooler oi’ it." said
June lrwe. the supervisor oi the lilazei
Express grocery in lila/er Hall. "We lIL‘
gan carrying.I Ale-ti a couple of years ago
because students kept asking tor it."

Kingl’ow 'l‘eo. a civil enumeerimz
graduate student who is the student stt
pervisor of lilazer Express. said that
about 70 percent of the people who pur
chase drinks at the store buy Ale 8 line.

“It sells real well and students buy it
by the dozen." Teo added

Kim Robinson. the operations man-
ager ofthe UK Bookstore. said that the
drink sold really well there as well.

the store's lil‘\'t,'l‘:tjcc't'rltll‘-. in: citstoiiiers
lioituhl .-\le it (liti-

"it‘s a local drink. and a lot oi the
students are local and ham grown up
likitie. the drink." Robinson said

Only a small amount is in stock at
thi (‘orner Store in (‘omiitoii‘s .\l:irk‘et
on South (‘amptts

“We only cam a small amount oi

Ale-ti ()ne bccattse we don‘t haw a lot oi‘

space and becattse oi supplji and de-
mand." said Dewitt King. general maii~
aeer oi' (‘ominon‘s' Market. “We almost
never sell more than to cases in two
weeks time and that‘s itot a whole lot,
li'i.'ldentl‘\' it's just more popular oi:
North campus.”

line said that .\lesI: (lite was :ii‘ail
:ible iii only i! ox. glass bottles last .‘» ear
at lilazer lixpress. but this year 1;: o/
cans and :fit oz, plastic bottles are also
:ii'ailalile. .\lt'r(t(illt'ls~~1tli*si‘i'ltti‘st‘lllzl
tries i'ecomitii-iided them as the most
noplar among: college students she said

While \li-rtl tini- is thit'. iii the three
diilerent iorms at Illa/er lastiress. man};
Ale-t). ( tiie lovers still remain tans oi‘ the
classic ereeii glass bottle.

".\leti (me in a bottle is beautiful."
said ('oltii (‘asebolt a computer sciencr
sophotnore.

l\'e\'in Miliier. a political scienceiu
nior. agreed. "it‘s bettei ottt oi'a bottle
because it doesn‘t bare the metallic ila-
\‘or (of cans)"

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The strange tale of Ale 8—One

Robinson estimated that Hit percent of

miner the heteraue is lit it \‘i‘l'.

“It has an .iwtit'i aiiwi‘iaste.” said
Kevin Regei‘ihitlil. .i Itllllllt‘ health ad
ministration senioi

lirandoii .\llilitll List l‘.ll‘_‘.il\ll educa-
tion iiiaioi‘. said he thinks thit .\lerlt I )tie
is sonietlim: that qr ivt’:' in "i like
it." said ,\l'ti‘il‘ "but if has .n .iiititired
taste.”

.\lits‘l students aux-m -: e \tea tine
is sit littiilllflt' lit‘t"li]'~' 'l’“ " sllii H’lli‘t'
beverage likt- ii and lii‘t"-tl-~ :i is pro»
duced localh

“i don't like it int i think it's so
popular llt.‘i'.'ill\i' us .i You . unwind and
people like it » support lot or' aducts and
businesses." s'itd l)e\t.:-N “.l'lill'l‘. a tor-
eiun ai‘i‘airs cradttat- 'i; i .' “it s itot

that i don't it. e to slim ii‘ communi-

t\. it just tastes lik:- flli‘lil- i to me "
lCt'ii‘ l.t"~.llli'.1l politi ' iii -' ittiitoi‘

who is tliestiiiteiii sup. “‘7’ If it.» i'oi'

nei‘ Store in (‘ommoiis I! «riot said that
students low oi‘ bottles oiti'n i\I' nileil
liet'ond ttist 'il"‘ll=;lil.! II~ soil that it"
has set i: ‘.\lliilw\‘.\ toll «i E‘llii‘i‘. .\:i .:
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Legite ti it that :i let ot' \let; tine s
success was illlt to its unisiitw i'l\?" "it
has sitcli a diil'ereiii tlaxoi *sill'i Leuite.
“it appeals to a iliti‘cretit iiiai'ket tiei ause
nothing tastes like it "

Perhaps Leeue stiitiiiied up Ali-J;
One the best when llI' said.

“it has kind oi~ .i cult i'ollowmg. _\'tttl
either love it or ion hate it."

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