xt7k6d5pcj1m https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7k6d5pcj1m/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 2001-12-05 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, December 05, 2001 text The Kentucky Kernel, December 05, 2001 2001 2001-12-05 2020 true xt7k6d5pcj1m section xt7k6d5pcj1m Public notice Christmas chaos The ho ho holidays have taken a ho ho horrible turn for the worst. National economic depression has turned many of our favorite lovable and not so lovable Christmas characters to lives of crime. The Grinch: Wanted for stealing and robbing from the poor little Whos, whose Who parties and holidays now seem quite blue. The snowpeople: Suspected of running the Arctic drug cartel and its WEDNESDAYKENTUCKY Veggies Vegetarians. vegans and fruit fans, infamous ring of ice smugglers. Rudolph the Red- Nosed Reindeer: Alias: Red. Alias: The Nose. Santa Claus: Wanted for questioning. Sources say the jolly old fat man may have been harboring terrorists at the North Pole. Rumors of air strikes on the North Pole have been circulating. -Jared Whalen, ralledltor® hotmatl.com Tomorrow‘s. EQURQUQL‘L Foreign languages may merge Combining: Chairman says four departments make structure smaller, simplify bureaucracy By Steve lvey surr WRITER—— UK's foreign language pro- grams could undergo changes in the coming weeks and months. Rupert Pickens, chairman of the French Language and Literav ture Department. said the chairs and deans of UK‘s four foreign language departments are consid- ering merging the four depart- ments into one. The university has four sepa- rate foreign language depart- ments: Spanish and Italian Lan- guages and Literature. German Studies. French Language and Literature. and Russian and East. ern Studies. Gerald Janecek. chairman of the Russian and Eastern Studies lHLLASLflEElL Department. said the potential changes would have no effect on students majoring in the pro- grams. Instead. the changes would be mostly administrative. Pick- ens said. The changes would help cre- ate a smaller number of depart- ments within the administrative system and simplify the bureau- cracy. "(Languagel students proba- bly won‘t notice any difference." Pickens said. But Lester Miller. a Spanish Massaging your way ’ through final ‘ exams It“? Abby Knight. an undeclared fresh- man, receives a free massage from Brett Ledbetter, a professional masseuse from Basic Kneads. a local massage therapy clinic. More than 25 students received mes- sages. ANY CRAWFORD I NERNEL STAFF Less stress: Local masseuse helps Donovan residents cope with stress that comes with upcoming final exams By Casey Hamilton STAFF WRITER When the masseuse called for the next in line. the women of Donovan Hall eagerly ran — hoping they would be the next to get a free massage. Julie Youst. a business freshman. initially came for the free ice cream but decided to stick around for a massage. too. Youst was among more than 20 students who gathered in the hall lobby Tuesday night to take a break from studying for finals. “I have been freaking out about my astronomy test." she said. The massage demonstration was one program that resident advisers decided to put on again this year because of its past suc- cess. And Youst said it worked. “I give it two thumbs up." she said. The program was part of a campus-wide effort to relieve stress the week before finals. Residence halls are required to put on five programs during the school year. “We decided to give a few pointers on relieving stress since it is near the end of the se- mester and that is the most stressful time of the semester," said Heather Burton, a biology senior who is a second year RA at Donovan. Along with getting mas- saged. residents were treated to a lesson about relieving stress and taking care of their bodies. “It is important to address the mind. body and spirit," said Brett Ledbetter. the masseuse and owner of the Basic Kneads. He stressed the importance of balancing all three. Ledbetter said the power of touch is a great way to release any stress. whether a student is studying for finals or is thinking about something from the past. He recommends that stu- dents take a breath, relax their minds and exercise 25 minutes per day. And by staying faithful, Ledbetter said he believes any— one can overcome stress. This is the third year Led- better has given massages on campus. and he considers the clientele on college campuses to be some of the most important. ”Students really are the shape of the world. You can judge the world by looking at the students,“ he said. While Ledbetter refers to himself as a long-haired Jesus freak. his philosophy and mas- sage techniques seemed to relax the residents at Donovan Hall. “My mother used to give me massages because I was hyper- active. and it was the only way to get peace in the house.“ and geography junior. said he does not see the advantages of combining the four programs into one department. "It really doesn't sound like a good idea." Miller said. Other students said the change would be immaterial. Phillip Stosberg. a Russian and history junior. said that al- though he hasn't heard of any proposed changes. he would have no problems with them as long as the programs or majors were un- changed. “I don't want to see (the Russ PARTY PLAN ran and Eastern Studies Depart- ment) go away." Stoshcrg said. Another proposal being dis- cussed would work to create a master's degree program for for- eign language teachers. Janecek said. ”(The master's program) could be part of the solution to the low number of foreign lan- guage teachers in Kentucky.” he said. Hi Acting Provost Michael Nietzel declined to comment on any proposed changes until next week, Full city counci to vote on plan Thursday night By “9]!" Sears ASSISTANT NEWS EDITUP After Thursday night. peo- ple who host parties in Lexing- ton could face lines up to $700. The Lexington-I‘ayette ['r ban ("ounty Council will vote on passing the first "reading.” or proposal. of the Lesington Arr-a Party Plan If passed. the plan will pro- ceed to a second reading and if passed again will become a city ordinance. The party plan's potential to pass has led to an outcry and urges for activism by students on campus. Student Government Presi- dent Tim Robinson said if stu- dents don‘t want the plan passed. they should voice their opinions at the meeting. Robinson said he hopes to have at least soo students pre- sent at the council meeting. "Dec. (5 is l)-day for the Wildcat War against the no-par ty plan." he said. The plan would mandate that residents with at least two complaints involving police ens forcement have a tap placed on their property The cap would deem the residence a noparty zone for one year. Those Violating the cap could face up to 8.300 in lines for each offense. The plan was proposed in the spring semester by 3rd Dis- trict (‘ruincilman Dick I)e(‘amp because of the destruction he said has plagued his district. Though Det‘anip repre- sents a large pait of the campus area and has students in his constituency. he said he was not concerned about losing his council position because of his action on the party plan. "I don't represent the stu- dents." De(‘amp said 7 The Lexington Area Party Plan Council Chamber Government Center Qpposes the plan and has organized buses to leave at e p m 'nursdav from the Boone Faculty Cut) and Student Center to transport students to the meeting 200 E Main St ‘n‘trali. opposed the a an as the Campus Iced Fart, D‘an but the name was changed it: rat-ode all cf. residents the proposa: .3 based or a Man user: In San Deco Cain - b t" wcaihe. d‘ 5.4 3.? To reiterate once again. do not bring large umbrellas to campus. Their only purpose is to poke people as they walk by you. Be courteous. or get ready fora lump of coal in your stocking. LAMEUSNEWS- UK may attract world AIDS summit sequences AIDS will have in Africa's future. where one million people are infected. "HIV AIDS poses a threat to the continent if not challenged People affected with AIDS are not just simple statistics. they are Conference: UK's research makes it first choice Kaunda said the research ef- fort of UK facul- Former president of Zambia ty concerning STAFF WRITER m cum I mm stm Kentucky Kernel VOL. 8108 ISSUE 870 ESTABLISHED IN 1892 INDEPENDENT SINCE I971 News tips! Call 257-l915 or e-mail kernel@uky.edu e and frontman of the fight against AIDS in Africa. Kenneth Kaunda. said he would choose Lexington and UK to host the next interna- tional conference on HIV AIDS. “What I found here is peo- ple committed to the development of the human race as a whole." Kaunda said Tuesday night. HIV AIDS has touched him and is one of the rea- sons to hold the conference in lx‘xington. Kaunda said his nation‘s situation is critical. He warned about the drastic con- The Studnet Newswe at the University of Kentuc, intngon real people." he said. ltyoogo Kemethllaundawlholdmopen sessionforstudentsatdmtoday'n ShidentCenterloomZJO. Loss sitting, more studying WMJaofiterofUKsecflMseflerRedtaCoreJoehs throeghatlipcbutetdrawlegsatababy-slttiagservlceprevflodby theNatlenalAssoctatIoeethachSoctalIeriersTIesdaydhemlce flbeprevldedagahhemT-Opntharsdaylahtteruam Towerloemus.AlstIdeatswtthcfldreeareWtotep ehthekmndmthemtytestuy. Q ZWI WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5.2D01 I KENTUCKY KERNEI. ALLIHENEKSIHAI £115 The Low-down An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere. while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight .. The truly wise person is color- blind." - Mort Schweitzer 08754965)! French philosopher. physician and musician CAMPUS NEWS Appalachian Center looking for fellows [K s .\pp:1lachian t‘enter wants to bring to- gether community activists working 111 Ape palachia with scholars from around the world to talk about what they have 111 common The new Rockefeller Foundation Humanities Fellowship Program is a three-year. collaborative effort of the center and the UK (‘ommittee on Social Theo- ry, focusing on issues of democracy. globaliza- tion and sustainability. Applications are being sought for the first round of fellows to be 111 rest dence on the I K campus dut ing the 20(12tlitt'1cad- emic yea1 loi mow11111111111111111call‘_.”1. 18:72. UK kicks off healthy babies campaign LEXINU’I‘ON A statewide advertising campaign and an intensive local education effoit in 21) Kentucky communities are the highlights of a new state initiative to improve the health of ba— bies even before they are born. All new Kentucky parents will receive a copy of a video titled "The First Years Last Forever." produced by the I Am Your t‘hild Foundation. Gov. Paul Patton and others announced the program during appear ances at the [K Medical Center and Kosair Chil- dren's Hospital 111 Louisville S TATE. MEWS . Church debates gay man's eligibility LOUISVILLE A Presbyterian Church court Tuesday sidestepped a divisive issue with in the denomination. refusing to rule whether a gay man was eligible to serve as a church elder. In a closely watched case. the denominations highest court said the matter had become moot because the First Presbyterian Church of Stam- ford. t‘onn.. had chosen and installed another group of elders. Wayne Osborne. the gay man at the center of the dispute, was denied a chance to serve his term as an elected church elder. Court to fight ACLU Commandment suit LANCASTER The Garrard Fiscal Court has decided to fight the American Civil Liberties Union of Kentucky in its civil suit to have the Ten Commandments display taken down from a wall in the county courthouse In a spec 1111 meet ing Tuesday magistrates went into e\ecutive session to discuss the suit filed last week by the At‘LIf against (,‘ounty-Judge Executive E .l Hasty. The vote by the five county representa- tives was unanimous. DOGGIE BAG?: Brigitte Bardot angrily hung up the phone during an interview with a South Korean radio station thIe discussmq the country's dogseating culture. The French actress and animal rights activist was a quest 1nv1ted to discuss South Korea's dog- eating culture in an interview with MBC, a major radio-television network in Seoul, on Friday. The prerecorded interview, done in French and translated into Korean, was broadcast on Monday. In the interview, Bardot said she can never condone the South Korean habit of eating dogs, the best friend of humans. "I accept diff- erences of cultures in all countries. But unfortunately. cows are grown to be eaten. dogs are not. I accept that many people eat beef, but a cultured country does not allow its people to eat dogs," she said. .NAIIQNALNEIYS Judge to rule on church bombing case BIRMINGHAM, Ala. 2. A judge said Tuesday that he plans to ride after Christmas on whether a former Ku Klux Klansman is mentally compe- tent to stand trial for murder in a 1963 church bombing that killed four black girls. Circuit Judge James Garrett ruled earlier this year that Bobby Frank Cherry was incompetent but a state challenge to the ruling prompted him to revisit the issue during a twoday hearing. Doctors have diagnosed Cherry. 72. with vascular dementia. which is caused by decreased blood flow to the brain. Olympic torch journeying to Winter Games ATLANTA ,., Carried by a crew of gold medalists including Muhammad Ali and Peggy Fleming. the Olympic flame began a 4estate, two month journey Tuesday to the opening ceremony of the Salt Lake City Winter Games. Starting in the last US. city to hold the Olympics. the Sum- mer Games in 1996, the relay will involve 11,500 people lugging the 3-pound torches and their symbolic fire more than 13,500 miles before the Feb. 8 ceremony. The relay left the downtown Centennial Olympic Park after Ali, a boxing champion at the 1960 Summer Games in Rome. lighted a torch from a massive cauldron and passed it to Fleming. a figure skating gold medal- ist at the 1968 Winter Games in Grenoble, France. -lflIERNAIIQNALflEfli Anti-Taliban forces hunt for bin Laden JALALABAD. Afghanistan ~Anti-Taliban troops hunting for Osama bin Laden said they clashed Tuesday with al-Qaida fighters near their mountain hide-outs in Afghanistan. Elsewhere, Taliban forces pushed tribal fighters back from the airport near the former ruling militia’s last bastion. Kandahar. In Germany. Afghan factions negotiating a post-Taliban government agreed to form a 29-member council to run the country and set to work on the difficult task of determining who will hold the major posts. Hundreds of anti» Taliban fighters piled into trucks and set off Tuesday for the White Mountains south of Jalal- abad. where local officials believe bin Laden and hundreds of his al-Qaida fighters are hiding. Provincial security chief Hazrat Ali said he was assembling a force of about 3,000 fighters to join the hunt for bin Laden. Compiled from wire reports LQNIENHQAL Tensions rise in Middle East Deadly strikes: Warplanes dropped 3 bombs, flattened building in residential neignborhood ASSOCIATED PRESS RAMALLAH, West Bank — Israel used bombs and missiles Tuesday to pressure Yasser Arafat to move against Palestinian militants striking just yards from the Palestinian leader’s West Bank offices and in the Gaza Strip Two Palestinians were killed and about 150 were injured in the attacks. The campaign stirred opposition from moderate Labor Par- ty members of Israel‘s ruling coalition who boycotted a Cabinet vote on tougher action against the Palestinians. Prime Minister Ariel Sharon 5 government said it was sending a stern warning to the Palestinian leader that there would be even harsher reprisals if he did not crack down on militants attacking Israelis. “The purpose was to send a clear military message ‘F‘riends. we‘ve had enough. take the responsibility war on 113. that you have and stop the terror- ism.” said the Israeli army God help spokesman. Brig. Gen. Ron Kitrey. ,, The air attacks came in response 118. to weekend bombings and shooting attacks on Israelis by Islamic mili- tants that killed 26 people and wound- ed nearly 200. Kitrey said Tuesday's raids targeted Palestinian Authority installations because the Islamic mil- itants‘ headquarters are secret and cannot be hit." Arafat. speaking to CNN after the airstrike on his Ramallah compound accused Sharon of trying to undermine his efforts to combat terrorism. The Palestinian Authority has rounded up some 130 members of the militant Islamic Jihad and Hamas groups since the weekend and Palestinian officials said the sweep would continue despite the Israeli raids. “They (the Israelis) don t want me to succeed and for this he (Sharon) is escalating his military activities against our peo- ple against our towns against our cities against our establish ments," Arafat said. “He doesn' t want a peace process to start.” Israel has dismissed the arrest sweeps as window dressing, saying Arafat was only targeting secondary activists, not the real planners of terror attacks. The deadliest Israeli strike came in Gaza City, where F- 16 warplanes dropped three bombs that flattened a building of the Preventive Security Service in a residential neighborhood. The blasts sent debris and shrapnel flying in a wide radius and hun- dreds of panicked school children ran for cover. Doctors said a 15-year-old boy and a member of the Preven- tive Security Service were killed in the attack, and 150 by- standers were injured, including dozens of youngsters. “Sharon has declared war on us. God help us,” screamed 13— year-old Ayman Abdul Jawad as he ran in the street with friends, blood on his head. Sharon has declared — Ayman Abdul Jarrod. 13-year-old Palestinian SEM STER BREAK WORK SABase- ppt. Npecial 'I— 5 week work resume ex erienc car to doo EVEN" tomer sales/service |canvassing ghglee pane sol as ours ips/c -ops available onditions opp y MUST CALL NOW! BEGIN AFTER FINALS! 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Must ixovide three personal references. May not have any derogatory credit. See dealer for details. Valid through 12/31/01 I fi ‘ Stacie Meihaus Assistant Scene Editor Phone: 2514915 I Emil: kernelartOyahooxorn KENTUCKY KERNEL i WEDNLSDA‘Y iiitiMHiR‘, mm i 3 SELL BACK Veganism makes you voun BOOKS the picture of health TODAY FOR By Llan- Henley CONIRIBUIING WRIIER Whether you are looking to jump on the latest Hol- lywood trend or just looking for a way to get healthy, going vegan may be a smart decision. A vegan is a type of vegetarian, but in addition to avoiding meat, they also remove any animal products and byproducts from their diet. Some be— come vegan because they care about animal rights. and others do it for health reasons. Many times it is a little bit of both. “Meats and dairies made me sick. Once I stopped eating them I felt so much better and had a lot more ener- gy, so I decided to cut out animal byproducts all together." said Mered- ith Briggs, a business sophomore. Others think eating animal byproducts is cruel. “I don‘t see a reason to kill things to eat," said French sopho- more Jenae Spry. Spry became vegan after a Bud- dhist teacher mentioned it to her. For whatever reasons they do it, veganism seems to be catching on fast. especially in Hollywood. Stars such as Woody Harrelson. Drew Barrymore and Alicia Sil- verstone have realized the benefits M, of going vegan. Not only do they ’ "fl“ swear by it for better health, but it also helps to keep them thin. Is going vegan the right thing for you? Before you jump into the latest trend. you should realize some of the downfalls to going vegan. For one, it I is much harder to get all of the vitamins and nu- I ve s o trients you need from your food when you cut so y u much out of your diet. Because of this, you must keep up with all of your vitamins and probably even add some supplements into your daily regi- ' men. Changing to vegan can get quite challenging when you go out to eat. - In addition to knowing what you want to order, you have to ask about every ingredient in order to make sure it does not contain ani- ’ mal products or byproducts. m b e r e n n e 8 “At first it was really hard to 8 know what you could and couldn’t I eat, but after a while you get used to 4 . a I n it, and you can automatically pick out r a I I a u r 0 I a y . from a menu what you can have," Brig- ' gs said. Although some restaurants and su- permarkets, such as the Good Foods Co- op on Southland Drive, may cater to veg- ans. the majority does not. Good Foods Co-op offers a wide range of vegan selec- tions with everything from vegan frozen dinners to soy ice cream. Or as Crystal Shepherd, 3 Good Foods employee, put it. “anything you want already prepared.“ It can be fairly difficult for a vegan who lives on campus. With Vegan vs, Why] only a couple of dishes to choose from, eating can get boring. Vegetarians WNW only abolish “I ate stir fry every day." Spry said. . . The only other thing she ate was salad. Spry also added that af- meats from the" diets. Vegans cut ter being vegan. eating foods with lactose, such as Pop Rocks, out all animal byproducts. including makes her sick. ' ' “'rgomdxisnfsgfgffi gm _ All of the effort put forth watching what you eat may be worth corner Of 5 ' leeStone & Euc' Id ganism or vegetariani'sgn, check‘oeut it: vegans are reportedly less likely to get cancer and other dis- eases. This is most likely because of the large amount of fruits and www.VeoanForLife.orq or “W Extended IIOIIIS finals WEEK leeeeeeeeleeeeeeeleeeeeee ......... o ...... e ooooooooooooooooooooooooo an. ..... eeeeeeeeeeeeee ( "t ) . J4 Xcingular“ I ll h ' (M t m, s FREE'gfiofiz' .. yfllll' SPI‘IIIg (lndrvrdual phone model may vary) semESter FREE (PPS? 8? 3551.35) textbooks FREE Activation MOIIE ' (On Sight fees only) Y' NOW. I FREE Car Charger '5- CALL: 252-0331 FREE Leather Case FREE Hands Free Kn ED MAIL: 405 s. Limestone St., Lexington, KY 40508 I V1 WWW 12/19 400 Anytime Minute. INTERNET: Use our reservation form online at: www.kennedys.oom $39.99 With w I an E- «limited Ill Me FREE 2 Weehemle‘I Unlimited FREE Long Distance We'll BEAT Any Competitor’s Price! l!) W! Now (turtle ”and 233—0754 252-9274 .. .r-r, In 113 3-K.” it ,' uv.’ “nix” ‘,.\\r‘t"" . (m. 4 l WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 5, 2001 PHOTO FURNISHED Blues Traveler Blues Traveler will perform at 1:30 pm. on Tuesday at the Taft Theatre in Cincinnati. Tickets cost $25. PHOTO FURNISHED Hoobastank Hoobastank will perform at 8 pm. Thursday, Dec. 13 at Bogart's in Cincinnati. Tickets cost 58-510. GOT ART? It you have an entertainment listing that you wish to put on the 'On Tap' page, please e- mail kernelartfé'yahoocom, fax to 323-1906 or call 257-1915. Please include time, date, place and price. 1, KENTUCKY leniiEi. A GUIDE TO WHAT'S. HAPPENING AROUND UK On Tap... For the week of Dec. 5 - Dec. 11 WEDNESDAY Big Fresh w/ Half-Handed Cloud. 10 pm. High on Rose. Tickets cost $3. Stephen 8 Kyle & Friends. 10 pm. Kitty O'Shea's. Price: TBA. Johnny Socko w/ Inner Vision Collision. 101’: m Lynaqh's Tickets cost $4 THURSDAY A.M. Flavor. 10 p ir- Lynaqh‘s Tickets cost $3 Brendan Kehoe 8 Ben Messener. 10 p m. Kitty O'Shea's. Price: TBA Pietasters. 8pm Bogart’s.CiriciririatE Tirkets cost $10 - $12. Brad Alford 8 Saddletramp. 9 pm Cadillac Panch. Tickets cost $3 Flickerstick. 9 p.rr.Head1mersMusrc Hall. Tickets cost $8 - $10 FRIDAY Christmas Concert: Over the Rhine. Y 38 a ll‘: Taftiheatre,Cinc1nnati, like”, cost S‘J $16 The Nutcracker. 8 pm. Singletarv Center Student tickets cost 312. Tom Cool. 10 um. Kittv 0 Shea‘s. Price: 15:, IEQ‘IF{() Q4 _I HOME OF THE 0 ’ROUND~ mummy roCKo i Alejandro Escovedo w/ Kelly Hogan. 9:30 pm. Lynaqh’s. Tickets cost $10. Funky Meters. 8 pm Kentucky Center for the Arts, Loursvdle, Tickets cost $22 - $27 Guided By Voices. 8 pm. Soutiiqate House Newport, Ky Tickets cost $13.50 - $15, The Fakes v. Defender. ’0 Concert is tree on Detour S A T U R D A Y Shooting Star w/ The Rusty Griswolds. 8 p m. Blue Note Cate 1‘1”: mar: Tirkets <.os’ $13 '20. The Nutcracker. 2 pm and 8 pm. Singletary Center Student tickets cost $12. Asylum Street Spankers. 9:30 pm. Lynagh’s. Tickets cost $10. Steven & Kyle 8 Friends. 10 pm. Kitty O'Shea's Price TBA Louisville Orchestra Holiday Concert. 8 pm. Bradford Hall Kerri-ck. State Unsversrty. Frankfort. Ky Tickets cost $20. Shawn Phillips. 7:30 pm. Southqate House. Newport, Ky. Tickets cost $15 - S18. and INNER V SUNDAY Cincinnati USA for Relief Concert w/ Peter Frampton. 7 pm. Taft Theatre, Cincinnati. Tickets cost $26.50 ' $58. Jim Brickman. 8 pm. Singletary Center. Tickets cost $30 - $35. The Nutcracker. 2 pm and 8 p.m. Singletary Center. Student tickets cost $12. MONDAY Ozzy Osbourne 8 Rob Zombie w/ Mudvayne & One Side Zero. 7:30 pm. Freedom Hall, Louisville. Reserved tickets cost $39.50 - $65. Slobberbone. 8:15 pm. Southqate House, Newport, Ky. Tickets cost $8. TUESDAY Dean Osborne 8 Bluetowne w/ The Blue Dawg. 9 p m. Lynaqh's. Tickets cost $3. Jimmy Hall 8. The Prisoners of Love. 8 pm Slewe Ray's Blues Bar Loumille. Triket'; cost $15. Natalie Merchant. 8 pm. Wednesday, Dec 12. Taft Theatre. ClDCiDnail. Tickets cost $33 - $37. Rockets to Mars. 845 p in. Thursday Dec 13. Southqate House, Newport, Ky. Tickets cost $5. Handel's Messiah 8 pm, Friday, Dec.14. Singletary Center. Tickets cost $16 - $34. Scott Miller. 8:30 pm Friday. Dec. 14 S-iuthdate House. Newport. Ky. Tickets cost $10 - $12. Since IQBI ho ISION COLLISION A $316 AAA-1mm ® Wife/anCZ/l’o EgKICJIIogi/weCIo CHRISTMAS TOUR, FOLKS! ASYlIIM STREET S KAELLY HOG/iii! PANKERS i3 388 Woodland Avenue - Lexington, Kentucky- 255- 6614 255-1292 I if} val Opus Alternative rock group Oval Opus will perform at 8:30 p.m. Friday, Dec. 14 at Bogart's In Cincinnati. The show is open to all ages, and tickets cost $5 - 51. Bars, clubs, venues: AlA. .. ....... 231-7263 Kitty 0' Shea's.. .. 255-3078 Cheapside Bar and Grill....254-0046 Kamakazres ....................... 255-8863 Blue Max. . .. ..... .,....226-0335 Two Keys ........................ 254-5000 Lynagh’s .................... 255-6614 Rupp Arena. .. . ............. 233-4567 Lexington Oper ..... 233-4567 Actors' Gurld ........ .. 233-0663 Club 141 ............................. 233-4262 PHOIO IURNISNED Cincinnati venues (513 area code): Tait Theatre. The Crown... Sudsy Malones. Ripley’s... Playhouse in the Par 3771- -3550 861-6800 ..... 345-2242 Louisville venues (502 area code): Kentucky Center for the ..800-775-7777 Liz McComb. 8 pm. Saturday, Dec. 15. Kentucky Center for the Arts, Louisville. Tickets cost $22 - $27. Lexington Men's Chorus. 8 pm. Satur- day, Oec. 15. Lexington Opera House. Tickets cost $18 - $50. Louisville Garde .584-1205 Headliners Music Hall ....... 584-8088 ”W'- 81309-"1- Sawmill Dec- ‘5' 309' Ticketmaster ....................... 361-3100 art’s, Cincinnati. Tickets cost 57. Movie theaters: South Park .......................... 272-6611 Woodhill ........................ 269-1911 Lexington Green... Man 0' War ................ Kentucky Theatre ...... Turfland ..... Carmike ..... Lexington Philharmonic Candy Cane Concert. 3 pm. Sunday, Dec. 16. Singletary Center. Tickets cost $10. DiMartino / Osland Jazz Orchestra. 8 pm. Sunday. Dec. 16. Singletary Center. Tickets cost $10. Musick's Company. 8 pm. Monday, Dec. 17. St, Michael’s Episcopal Church. Campus listing: Student tickets cost $5. SAB... .. ..... 257-3191 Guignol Theatre ............. 257-4929 ..257-4929 ...257-5716 ..ZS7-8427 ....257-1915 .. .252-0331 UK Bookstore ................ 257-2947 Wildcat Textbooks .............. 225-7771 Luther VanDross. 7:30 pm. Thursday, Dec. 27. Cincinnati MUSIC Hall. Tickets cost $59 - $64. Rascal Flatts. 8:30 pm. Friday, Dec. 28. Bogart's, Cincinnati. Tickets cost $17.50. Dream Street. 7pm. Saturday, Dec. 29. Taft Theatre, Cincinnati. Tickets cost $15. William Edins, pianist. 8 pm. Friday, Jan. 18. Singletary Center. Tickets cost $16 - $34. GOTA NUMBER? It you have an entertainment phone worker that you wish to put on the ‘On Tap' phone listing, please e-mail kernelart@yahoo.com, tax 323-1906 or call 257-1915. 00er iawson 8 Quicksilver. 7 pm. Sat- urday, Feb. 16. Paramount Arts Center, Ashland, Ky. Tickets cost $10 - $18. Wayne Shorter Quartet. 8 pm. Tuesday, Feb 26.Sinq1etary Center. Tickets cost $25. 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DEFENDER 5. 2001i 5 George Clooney and Brad Pitt star as thieves in Steven Soderbergh's new film, also starring Julia Roberts. The great thing about Soderbergh Is he uses many of the same actors over and over again. So expect to see Don Cheadle and Luis Guzman pop up. At Woodhill and Lexington Green. M THEPICTURE SHOW Frame Out Cold When a snowboarder’s girlfriend returns to town. his plans to start his own snowboarding resort fly off course. Sounds as though it may be left out in the cold. Starring Flex Alexander and A.J. Cook. At Man 0’ War. frame Buscerrii. At Man 0‘ War. The Wash Snoop Dogg stars in his 75th movie this year. Will it be washed away? Snoop plays Dee Loc, Sean's (Dr. Dre) roommate, who encourages broke Sean to get a job with him at the local car wash. When Sean is hired as Dee Loc's supervisor, hilarious Heist antics ensue. At Man 0' War. Written and directed by David Mamet, this film portrays the lies and betrayals of people involved with crime. Joe Moore (Gene Hackman) finds himself broke, committing his crime crew to the standard "last big job." Also starring Danny DeVito. Rebecca Pidgeon and Sam Rockwell. At Man 0' War. Shallow Hal Could a movre get any less politically correct? After Gwyneth Paitrow plays a festively large woman. Jack Black falls in love with her for her inner beauty. Like he's the picture of fitness. At Lexington Green and Woodhill. Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe stars as this bestselling book hero converted to screen. As a beginning wizard. Harry Potter tries to destroy evil wizard Voldemort. With the toys and books going off the shelves at record numbers. this series looks to become a marketing dream. Look for the sequel in winter 2002. At Lexington Green and Man 0‘ War. Amelie A attention-grubbing little girl grows up with a father who will show her no affection. She even- tually decides to make people happy after the death of Princess Diana. l suppose it’s important to mention that it's in French. Starring Audrey Tautou and Mathieu Kassovrtz. At the Kentucky Th