xt7kd50fvf82 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7kd50fvf82/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19270722 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, July 22, 1927 text The Kentucky Kernel, July 22, 1927 1927 2012 true xt7kd50fvf82 section xt7kd50fvf82 i1 f HF KENTUCKY KERNEL GET READY! AA SUMMER SCHOOL LUNCH- EON TO BE JULY 29 VOLUME XVII LEXINGTON, STUDENTS ENROLL FOR . NEW SUMMER TERM Dr. and Mrs. Forrest Black Visit University New Law Professor Motors Here Monday From Summer Home OF KY-- , JULY 22, 1927 NUMBER 37 Who Should Go to College Before Institute of Administrative Officers Dr. appointed Registration Shows an Increase facultyForrest Black, newlyCollege "Who Should Go to College?" land there are only member in the of Noted Rabbi Chooses for His Over That of Last Year; No Taking for his subject the question college, in France Subject, "The Place of the Law, motored to Lexington Monday More Will Be Admitted After Tomorrow CLOSES if ON AUGUST 20 Total Enrollment for the 1927 ' Summer Session Reaches 1,669 Having already smashed all previ with his wife for a short visit at the university. They retruned to their summer cottage on Lake Erie Tuesday afternoon. While in Lexington Dr. and Mrs Black arranged for an apartment which they occupy early in September. Dr. 'Black looked over his offices in the College of Law and made ar rangements for beginning his work in beptember. Monday night he and Mrs. Black were entertained at dinner by Presi dent and Mrs. McVey. 65,000 persons in 53,000, and in which today is perhaps the most dis Germany 123,000. The speaker point cussed of the numerous problems ed out that more young men go into Bible in Modern Civilization" BIBLE AIDS LITERATURE "Civilization Is an Attempt to Make Life Worth Living," He Declares THE ADVERTISERS WHO SUPPORT THE KERNEL KENTUCKY RAUCH SPEAKS Doctor McVey Discusses Question of AT CONVOCATION OF U.K. STUDENTS -- PATRONIZE! JL Anil UNIVERSITY 565 Sanmmmmammmmimmmmmmm-m---- confronting university administrative officias, Doctor McVey outlined several possible solutions in an address delivered Monday morning before the Institute of Administrative Officers of Institutes of Higher Learning held under the auspices of the University of Chicago. President McVey emphasized the seriousness of the problem by pointing out that there are some 850,000 students in colleges and universities of America at the present time. Of this number 300,000 enter every year, and half as many graduate. All estimates made in the past years for increased enrollment have been greatly exceeded. as the national income has jumped by leaps and bounds until last year it amounted to ninety billion dollars, it is probable that the number of students will increase, according to the speaker and already the faculties of our universities are taxed nearly to their maxi- industry annually from this nation's colleges than are registered in the universities of England and France A large part of American leadership in industry may be attributed to this fact. Considered in this light thb colleges with all their defects are doing the job and the increasing numbers ought to be regarded as a benefit to American life, according to the speaker. However, Doctor McVey made several suggestions as to how the num ber seeking admittance to American colleges may be kept down to the extent that our institutions may accommodate them. It is impossible, the speaker pointed out, to use either examinations alone or previous records, to determine the respective qualifications of the various candi A combination of the two dates. methods would seem to be the best method, together with a consideration of the applicant's physical fitness and mum. desire for advancement. The situation in this country is unAnother method of improving the paralleled by that any other nations, present situation is to reorganize the according to Doctor McVey. In Eng teaching methods in qur secondary Build Offices Coach Gamage and Shivel Will Have New Headquarters SUMMER SESSION LUNCHEON TO BE I4J7T H fXM IT TI V LiLAJ Jll JULiI LJ . Carpenters of the department of buildings and grounds are at work on the second floor of the men's gym- nasium making repairs and altera Phoenix Hotel Will Be Scene of tions, and building offices for Coaches Annual Meeting; of Students Gamage and Shively. These offices and Faculty; 1 o'Clock will be completed within a short time, P. M. Is Hour according to Maury Crutcher, superin tendent of the department of build GET TICKETS NEXT WEEK mgs and grounds. Workmen are now busy going over the various buildings on the campu3 Doctor Funkhouser Will Be the painting the woodwork and making Toastmaster; Interesting necessary repairs, so that all of the Program Being Made buildings on the campus will be in good shape by fall when the regular The fifth annual summer session session opens. luncheon will be held on next Prirfv. June 29, at 1 o'clock at the Phoenix hotel. Dean W. S. Taylor, director of the summer session announced yesterday All students and facultv members are invited to attend the Rabbi Rauch, of Louisville, ad dressed the student body and faculty at the first convocation of the second fair to enroll almost six hundred stu term at 10:30 o'clock Wednesday dents before registration officially morning in the gymnasium. His sub closes Saturday, according to clerks ject was, "The Place of the Bible in in the registrar's office. At noon to Modern Civilization." day 565 students had registered for The Reverend Perkins, student pas luncheon. work this session. This is 62 more tor of the High street Methodist Tickets for the luncheon may be than for the second term of the sum church, asked the invocation.. Dean Famous Tennis Player Will Give procured either at Dean Taylor's ofmer. session last year which was the Tayor introduced Rabbi Rauch. fice in the Education building or in previous high number. Exhibition on Ashland Club the Business office of the .university In speaking of the place of the Students enrolled in the first ses Courts This Afternoon any time next week. sion were urged to register on Friday Pictures of Team Captains to Be Bible in our civilization, Rabbi Rauch The nominal at 3 o'Clock price of eighty-fiv-e of last week and some two hundred said that the art which we recieved Placed in Panels m Hall on cents is chareed for a ticket. sixty did so. On Monday of this and from ancient Greece and Babylon Second Floor of Men's ADMISSION WILL BE FREE The summer session luncheon is as owes little to bibical literature and week registration was renewed and Gymnasium annual event. Up to this year, howthe close of the day found 518 stu that we have it, not because of, but Vmce'nt Richards, internationally ever it had always been held duriiw despite the opposition by bibical dents entered in the summer school. WILL CONTINUE PRACTICE ces. The fact remains, accordingfor Registration was conducted in a reg known tennis player, will give an ex the first terra. This year, owing to to Rabbi Rauch, that art as part of civil ular and systematic manner in the hibition on the Ashland Golf club the great increase in the size of the Within a short time pictures of ization owes but a small debt, if any courts this afternoon at 3 o'clock, ac first term and the inability of the Administration building and classify cording to Howard Levick, whom downtown hotels to accommodate such cations were taken care of in the of captains of all athletic teams of the to the Bible. fices of the deans of the various col university will be placed in panels large number, it was decided to Richards will visit while he is here. Science Not Indebted now being built on the second floor Richards is interested in COLLEGES SHOULD larch company here, of whichthe Ank postpone the luncheon until the sec Another phase, science in general Despite the fact that only two hun walls on the west side of the men's Mr. Le ond terra. The An attractive menu has been nre-vick is the president. dred and sixty students had registered gymnasium, according to plans of S. is not indebted to the Bible. A. Boles, director of the department point of view and interest of the char up to Monday classes began Monday Present plans call for Richards to pared for the Inncheon. Dr. W. D. of athletics and physical education. acters of the Bible were altogether pair with Buddy Steel, university stu Funkhouser, dean of the eraduate EMOTIONS morning at the regular time. As in the first semester classes are held At the present time about forty remote from the currents of thought dent, for a doubles match with Tom school, will act as toastmaster and More Than $50,000 Will Be pervaded science. They dealt my Clines, of Louisville, and McCul the program includes a daily except Saturday and will con panels are being placed on the walls that by Dor "Emotions as well as the intellect lough, of Cincinnati, runner-u- p in the othy Stebbins, editor oftalk year's Awarded for Best Essays tinue for five weeks. Final exam- but more will be added from time to with different things and Rabbi Rauch last should receive training in a college Ohio intercollegiate tournament. on "What Woodrow Wilson believes the same type of mind today annual and a student of the summer inations will be held on Saturday time as they are needed. Letters education," Mrs. Marguerite Wilkin Means to Me" have been written, to all former cap would still be dreaming and teaching morning, August 20. Richards will also play a singles session on "Credit for Credits:" a son, poetess, stated recently. other things than art and science. talk by Dr. Paul H. Clyde, of the The increased enrollment of the sec tains of the various athletic teams match with McCullough and Clines history department, on "Summer "Facts are excellent and necessary alternating in opposing him. ond terra of the summer session re of the university asking them to send In civilization of any kind, the art CONTEST CLOSES ON OCT. 1 to know," she continued, "but a stu Arrangements have been made to Sessioning;" and a talk by President fleets the general growth of the, uni- in pictures of themselves taken when of living, thinking, hoping and p versity which has been rapid and con they were in college. Some fifteen or erating deserves consideration. If Two awards of $25,000 each are be dent who does not come in contact halt the Woodland park tournament McVey on "Changing Conceptions of sistent during the regular sessions as twenty pictures have been received life as the art of living is worthwhile. ing offered by the Woodrow Wilson with things outside his studies will this afternoon in order that the fans summer sessions. well as during the' summer terms. already and more are expected in the then irrespective of creeds we shall be Foundation to the young man or not be as able to cope with situations may be able to watch Richards in It is possible that there may be Under the supervision of Dean W. S near future. In the future the pic- ready to acknowledge the debt to civ young woman who writs the best in life after college as the one who, action. There will be no admission one or two more talks and in addi Taylor, director of the summer ses tures of each year's teams will be ilization in which we live and which article on "What Woodrow Wilson in addition to making good grades, and the public is invited to attend, tion Dean Taylor is arranging to have some music for the occasion. takes part in campus activities and Mr. Levick said. sion, enrollments in the summer term placed in the panel at the end of every has been a great borrower from bib Means to Me." Last year the luncheon was attended by have advenced by leaps and bounds, year. ical literature as most of us believe. Persons between the ages of 20 and social life. approximately three hundred stu however. According to Rabbi Rauch, literal 35 years are eligible to compete. The ! "I believe that sororities and fraThe idea of thus preserving for un Geology This year because of economic and dergraduates and for graduates who ture says to the race, "Thou shalt essays must not be more than 2,500 ternities are beneficial in that they dents. McHenry Rhoads, state superin social conditions in the state due return to their alma mater as well not indulge thyself in the natural words in length and must be submit provide the social contacts that are Survey of Fluorspar Region in tendent of education, will speak at necessary part of college life. I largely to the Mississippi river and remembrances of heroes of t former tendency to possess." The result from ted before October 1, 1927. The a the general student and faculty con eastern Kentucky floods, it was feared days, is expected to add to the grow this beginning of the thing we call ideals and principles of Wilson rather think, however, that it would be betCrittenden Completed vocation to be held the fifth hoar in that the enrollment in the summer ing interest taken in athetics by stu .ethics and which the speaker admitted than his acts, should be appraised in ter for students not to be admitted to term would show little if any increase dents and alumni of the university. has an important place in modern civ the article. membership unil after the first or A detailed study of the geoloey of the mens gymnasium next Friday even the second year," she went on to the fluorspar mining region surround- preceding-thover that of last year. The first term These panels are in addition to ltmcheen. Supplementary Prizes The Commandments, the those ilization. of the summer session with an enroll- of the trophy room, which located on Sermon on the Mount, the Psalms are In addition to the two large prizes, say. "This would give the student a ing Marion in Crittenden county. Ken ment of 1104 surpassed the record of the eastern side of the gym, contains struggling in different phases but all $7,500 in supplementary prizes will be. chance to prove his worth as well as tucky, has just been issued by the enable him to make a wiser choice. last year by more than a hundred. Kentucky Geological Survey. The recups, trophies, group pictures and are aiming to emancipate man from awarqea. "I do not write poetry on the inspir port is entitled, "Geology of the Cave- The Philadelphia Record, a Repub To surrender what seems other reminiscences of athletic con himself. Quadrangle" and was execu tests. most natural in order to get the other lican newspaper, has made the follow ation of the moment. When some thing impresses me, I store It away in ted by Prof. Stuart Weller, of the life is the important phase in Rabbi ing comment on the award. "The age limits prescribed for com my mind, turn it over with other University of Chicago, who has spent Rauch s opinion. poem comes several years in studying the rocks ideas, and later when Many Differences Between Ger Hollow The civilization of today owes much petitors for these substantial awards from it am not aware a of what caused and the mineral resources of this part I directly to the ideals held up by bibi suggest that the object of the Founi it. man and American Univerof the state. dation is to promote a study of the Historical (Although Seasonal) cal literature. The greatest compli- Wilson sity Life Are Pointed Out "I have found that the works of Dr. W. R. Jillson, sate geologist, ideals by that element of our ment paid to the founders of the Miss Holt Lauds Achievements Fond Will Soon Cease to Be by Ohio Student population which may reasonably be different poets have appeaed to me under whose direction this work was ideals is to forget their source and of Her Sex As One of Main expected to guide the thought of the at different times in my life. When done, said that the survey's latest re Currents in Modern S Not much longer will the extreme Rabbi Rauch thinks that civilization country not next year or the year in college Whitman was my favorite. port, Volume No. 26, will prove to ARE MOST UNLIKE Ms done this. Life Now, I am very fond of Blake. I do be one of the most valuable treatises corner of the campus 10 or 20 years Another thing of importance in re after, but no one can hope hence. For not care at all for Wordsworth," she relating to Kentucky. In the por University life in Germany is radi- - v Limestone be beautified or marred, obviously to seriously rU.- S. IDEALS QUESTIONED depending upon the point of view of gard to the Bible and our day is the contend for such prizes without first concluded. trayal of the complex geology of the cally different from that of instituthe individual, by a pond which in effort nations are making to adjust having made a searching inquiry into region of the principal fluorspar pro tions of higher learning in America, ducing field surrounding Marion, min- judging from a comparison of the two "There are three main currents in times of heavy rains floods the sec- themselves to a new attitude toward the writings, public utterances and one The eral operators and others will find schools given by an American college modernlife," said Miss Nellie Lee tion. For Maury Crutcher, superin such another. League new phraseology, mental processes of its subject. This as the of Nations, World is not .a scheme to create converts to much of value and interest. This vol student who has recently returned Holt, speaking to the Lexington Ki tendent of the buildings and grounds Court and disarmament is distinctly the Democratic cause but to broaden Head of Extension Department ume contains important reports on the fro rastudying abroad. The article wanis club Tuesday noon of last week, department, and his men are working of the twentieth century. Geology of Ohio, Madison, Martin and printed herewith appeared in a receat Is Back From Asheville the outlook of our young men and "the applciation of science to life, faithfully to fill the hollow and ex Morgan counties. A brief statement issue of the Ohio State Lantern, the Bible Aid Literature young women with regard to princi the trial of democracy, and the pect to have the work finished within short time. Wellington Patrick, director of the of the recent archaeological work in journal of the Ohio State University. Miss Holt achievement ofwoman." From the viewpoint of Rabbi pies and policies that far transcend Instead of black crusher hats for This pond has been the subject of Rauch, the Bible has played no role in significance any division along extension department of the univer- - Greenup county is also presented. praised American men for their genseniors, caps resembling those worn sity, will return to Lexington on Mon erosity in giving the women a chance considerable talk in the past years in the plastic arts. Art, however, party lines." by our policemen lend traditional col to develop and become great. For special rules write The Wood- - day from Asheville, N. C, where he She and various plans have been consid- has vaster fields than just plastic SENIORS MUST APPLY or to the University of Munich, where said that it would not be surprising ered by certain enterprising students arts, as literature and its ramifica- row Wilson Foundation, 17 E. 42nd has been teaching since the early part A-has been of June. if a woman should be president with- for its use. One of the most inter- tions. It will have to .be conceded Street, New York City. All seniors who" expect to complete Frederick H. Lumley, Mr. Patrick lectured' daily at the work for their degrees by close of tudying physiological chemistry for in the next 30 years, and recounted esting of the plans considered was that in giving standards to literary year after winning a scholarship Asheville Normal School. He special- summer school must make application some of the things already done by one concocted (but never put into arts the Bible has contributed richly. ized on courses in Administration. for their degrees in the registrar's from the American Council of Educaoperation) Jjy one freshman of con Especially important is the part the women. (Convocation tion. These caps designate tijtheir While Mr. Patrick was out of the office before the last of next week, acMiss Holt, who lectured at the last verting it into a lagoon and making Bible has played in developing the color the fraternity to which the million or so by renting out gon university convocation of the first Will Be Held at Fourth Hour city, the extension department was cording to an announcement made by wearer belongs. German fraternities. under the direction of Louis Clifton. the registrar's office Wednesday. term of summer session was the guest dolas to aspiring campus Romeos. (CONTINUED ON PAGE FOUR) on July 29 with their Roman names and ultra of Dean and Mrs. William S. Taylor exclusiveness, engage in duels instead at hte Kiwanis luncheon, and related McHenry Rhoads, state superin baseball. many of her experiences with women tendent of public instruction, will be Mr. Lumley was present at a in many different countries, including the speaker at the second general conBestimmungsmensur," or determin Russiaand Syria. vocation of the second term of the ing dueL It was fought by "foxes," Miss Holt said that she did not summer session which will be held in the Germans call initiates, of two Us"--- A like masculine-appearinwomen any the men's gym next Friday, July 29 opposing "corps" (fraternities). Unmore that she liked effeminate men. at the fifth hour. All classes will be til the "fox" has proved his courage Each have their sphere, according to " Imagine a notoriously exacting pro sea driftwood, embalmed for purposes (By DOROTHY STEBBINS) But the lawyer thinks the soul of the excused that hour.Rhoads will speak the speaker, and should be partners Superintendent and associates instead of usurping You know, one begins to wonder if thief is evil and eternally predestined on "An .Echo From the National .Ed- fessor addressing his class thusly: of indefinite preservation much like (CONTINUED ON PAGE FOUR) things that belong to the other. the soul hasn't lost a tall degree of its to be damned and those qualities at ucational Meeting." Mr. Rhoads at- "Now you're all tired. Don't let this old Egyptian mummies. "Following the lead of the West, former prestige. It's become so which the lawyer points his dramati- tended the meeting which was held in get you down. Don't try to conform It's a course in life that a univerwomen in the East and Near F ist are dreadfully good natured. If we can cally accusing finger the thief regards Seattle, Wash., the early part of July. to a pattern and drive yourself sity offers, with the professors as disadopting science and scientific meth- look at the man in the moon and con- as the skill and artistry in his craft 'Mr. Rhoads' address will precede through this course. Just relax! ciples disciples that perform miraods in everyday life," said Miss Holt. vince ourselves that that ironically which raises him above the average the summer session luncheon which Come here and rest. cles upon the petrified knowledge of individual. On the other hand, men will be held at 1 o'clock next Friday slowly. If you try to.Well go it very text book material, raise it from the She said that America was being malevolent smile of his is good-n- a work too stead questioned in regard to the ideals that tured, it may be possible to delude engaged in other trades and profes- at the Phoenix-hote- l ily, concentrate too hard, well all dead into a living, breathing, moving motivate her people, especially in the beggard soul as heroic, ennobling, sions have been heard to call the Head of Poultry Department at drop dead in the middle to the term." spirit. a thief in virtuous disguise. youthful republics, such as Russia. inspiring. There is an atmosphere of congeniDeceptive? No, the man was bePurdue Address Short The richman looks upon the beggar-ma- n Truth told, it's becoming , more and ally, of cooperation and mutual inter-- i ing human! Heaven send us more Course Students at as the right hand tool of the more like the spongy green cheese of est, effortless but interested, about the summer school professors; Gone are University Now You One the gentleman. It's Satanic majesty, while the poorman summer school session. People are the instructors who said "lettuce do pliable, you know. "The soul," ac takes the beggar to his bosom as a individuals, not numbers or vague ASSOCIATION IN BANQUET this and that" and "you canteloupe o I mean escape" cording to authority, "is the spirit of brother unfortunate and together they or "have you been "Miss's and Mr.'s." And the profes(By an Old Grad) shake their heads over the flaming e God within us" the most doing your outside reading, Castor?" sors are compassionate! Prof. C. W. Carrick, head of the future to which the pride, vanity, and thing about us. Impossible! ImWJio made the first touchdown on They've actually taken us off of the poultry department at Purdue Unipossible! Impossible to credit the arrogance of their more moneyed vegetable diet. They're considering Centre in nine years? Students Representing 12 Coun- immortal spirit that is our God with versity, addressed the members of is leading him. Gillis And 2 Where was the Campus Book how to make it easier on us. ties Will Finish Course Tothe third annual poultry short course accepting some of the warped and Now conscience is another matter. they've added raspberry ice to the years ago? Store four Where day at Experiment Station twisted things in mortal men that But after all, it's will power and not cafeteria menu! Hot dog! I mean, Registrar Back to University which closes today at the livestock will it be in 1928 ? judging pavilion. Under Prof. Martin they fatuously call souls for frag- the soul that conquers conscience. So Cool puppies! After Nashville Conference Mr. Carrick spoke on "The ments fusable with His own Whole. we're right back where we're starter. 3 What was the score of the only Actually, though, this second term football game Kentucky ever won Method of Feeding Poultry." IS THIRD YEAR OF WORK For people chary of speaking the Within the limits of his own individstuff of instructors checks in one hunfrom Alabama? Prof. Ezra Gillis, registrar of the Dr. F. E. Hull, of the veterinary dename of bod in intimacy, we are uality, every man in every walk of dred per cent. A professor told his university, returned to Lexington partment of the University of KenThe third annual short course in being neither blasphemous, or face- like makes of himself whatever he 4 Who was head coach before Mur class that they'd singly and collecWednesday from Nashville, Tenn., tucky, spoke on "Combating Intestiphy? poultry culture opened Monday at the tious. We are risking introspection. wants to be. There are indifferent tively be surprised to see how a stu- where he took a prominent part on nal Parasites," a demonstraNow, think with us. It is the will poor lawyers as well as thieves. Of 5 Who won the title, "Iron Man" in dent returns the compliment. Kentucky Agricultural Experiment I won- the program of the Institute for Col- tion of post mortem examinations. the conference basketball Station with 40 persons registered, and not the soul, more likely, upon course, the successes as well as the der if it has occurred to the professors lege Administrators at George y Other speaker were J. R. Smyth representing 12 counties. The course which depends our hope of immortal- failures think it incumbent upon them that students are coming more and College for Teachers. and C. E. Harris, of the university will continue through today and take ity. For the soul becomes what the to rail at bad luck and hard times, 6 What year did Bob Mitchell enter more to schedule for classes in personextension department. Professor Gillis appeared on the up a practical study of poultry rais- will persuades it to. "Force" might but each in his own little private school ? alities, so to speak, rather than in program Members of the poultry short twice daily over the period be a better word. Richman, poorman, heart thinks he's pretty much the best ing. How many times has a girl edited subjects. Of course, we have al- of five days during which the conven- course under Professor Martin met doctor, lawyer, there it. Farmers and poultry fanciers from beggarman, thief the Kentuckian? Who? ways had the group that elects the Todd, Henderson, Clark, Muhlenburg, merchant, chief each is what he has And well wager you'll find that' the 8 Name editors of Kentuckian for course because it's a crip which us- tion was held. It closed on July 15. with officers of the Blue Grass and Fayette county poultry associations Taylor, Jefferson, Harrison, Bourbon, willed to become. And each would be thief as well as the lawyer is firmly four years past. ually means that the teacher's an at a banquet Wednesday at the uni9 Name editors for Kernel for five easy mark or a dumbell Woodford, Kenton, Scott and Fayette insulted at the bare suggestion that convinced that the coffin that houses , but the It is a notable fact that most speed versity cafeteria. August L. Volkers, year. counties have registered for the they hadn't as big or as great a soul his mortal remains is his own private student body is only just beginning to made by as anybody else a much better one, drawing room on the Limited to 10 What is the use of all this fool discover that it is taking in vibrant, records are anywhere. people who are of the Five Ace Egg farm, president not going San Diego of the Fayette county poultry associ(CONTINUED ON PAGE FOUR) of course, in their own estimation,,! Heaven, ishness? Hying personalities, instead, of dead Union. ation, was a guest and speaker. ous records for enrollment, the sea ond term of the summer session bids COLLECT PHOTOS OF 'CAT STARS PRIZES RICHARDS WILL BE HERE TODAY OFFERED FOR ARTICLES ALSO TRAIN co-o- Study Out DUELS FEATURE WOMAN FRATERNITY LIFE IS SEEN AS PRESIDENT Fill CO-ED- north-weste- Patrick to Return 4, g 4i Kernel Featurist Discovers That Summer Session Profs Have Pity The Soul Is the Spirit of God in Philosophic Discussion POULTRY CLASS HEARS CARRICK law-ye- ar POULTRY CLASS ENROLLS FORTY Ask -- God-lik- Returns ; All-Ma- sh and-gav- Pea-bod- 1 * The Kentucky Kernel 0: LITERARY SECTION EDITION o- o The Kentucky Kernel is the official newspaper of the students and alumni MY FIRST DATE Published every Friday throughout of the University of Kentucky. I was just sixteen can you imagine the college year by the student body of the university. the way Entered at Lexington Postoffice as second class mail matter. My heart would flutter all through the day EDITORS I was going to have it my first date. I was afraid he'd forget it or else Niel Plummer John R. Bullock be late. STAFF I dressed very carefully curled my Mary Elizabeth Carter Dorothy Stebbins Theresa Newhoff hair. I went to the parlor selected a chair. I seated myself my heart could he FOREMAN BUSINESS MANAGER hear? Don Grote James Shropshire Of course he could if he got very near. j of the university influence The LUNCHEON growth of the institution during the I got up would he never come suspense will tell On next Friday at the Phoenix hotel regular as well as during the summer Goodness I heard the bell Nthere will be held the fifth annual sessions has been rapid and consiWhat must I do I 'most sank to the All stu- stent summer session luncheon. floor dents and members of the faculty of As the university has expanded in Then I straightened my dress and the .university are invited to attend numbers of students enrolled, so has walked to the door. and tickets may be procured for a it also grown in other respects'. A My knees were shaking I felt very nominal' amount at Dean Taylor's building program, not so elaborate weak office in the Education building any perhaps as that of richer Eastern and I looked at him I could not speak. time next week. Northern schools but extensive con- He came in and walked to a chair, It is to be hoped that every student sidering the limited revenue of the His neck and face were red to his who possibly can will arrange to at- institution, has been entered into with hair. An excellent admirable zeal. tend this luncheon. Several new buildprogram has been arranged and Dean ings which would be a credit to any The minutes and hours slowly passed Taylor assures us that the other campus have been built in recent prime requisite good food will be years and old buildings have been so Finally he left alone at last! I laughed and laughed with the biga