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UNIVERSITY
MODIFIES "Midsummer Nights

UK TENNIS TEAM

POINT SYSTEM Dream" To Be Shown DOWNS VOLS 2
FOR INDUCTING At Local Theater IN S.E.C. MATCH
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Selection of Campus Leaders
To Supplant Costly Point
System of Pledging
Members
NEW REGULATIONS
EFFECTIVE IN FALL
Change Announced Yesterday
By R. D. Mclntyre,
Faculty Member
Drastic changes In the selection
of future Omlcron Delta Kappa,
campus leadership fraternity, members were revealed late yesterday
afternoon by Prof. R. D. Mclntyre,
faculty member of the fraternity.
The action expected to be taken by the campus leaders
group follows si long period of
controversy over tlie worth of
professionals which have no other reqnfeements to entrance than
that of a financial nit are.
as differentiated from
professionals, will not be mcladed
under the new ruling.
Because the' present point system depends so greatly upon the
minor honoraiies of the campus,
Omlcron Delta Kappa was moved
to make the change, It was anInr the past, so many
nounced.
honoraries served not only as a
stepping stone Into O. D. K., but
were a costly proposition to the
students, that the possibility of their
elimination from the campus Induced O. D. K. to make the change.
Tentative plans call for the selection of campus leaders rather
than mere "activity" men, it was
stated by members of the fraternity. The system will go into effect
with the fall pledging of next semester.
Hon-orarl- es,

W.A.G.
TO

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OF

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

VOL. XXVI.

O.D.K.

BANQUET
TONIGHT

Louisville Dean to be Principal Speaker; Pledging

Exercises, Awards Will
Be Features
Administrative
The Women's
Council will entertain with Its annual banquet in honor of University women students at 8:45 o'clock
tonight in the Commons.
Anne Payne Perry, president, will
preside. Other officers are Helen
Parmer, secretary, and Dorothy
Whalen, treasurer.
The program follows:
Girls' Glee Club
Address Miss Hilda Threlkeld, dean
of women. University of Louisville
Dance of the French Dolls
Members of Phi Beta
Recitations Ruth Clopton
Skit: "Before and After". .Woman's
Self Government Association
Introduction of Woman's
Association Officers
AssocWoman's
iation award
Introduction of Young Women's
Christian Association Officers
Cwens
Vocal Trio.. Mary Louise McKenna,
Stanley' Elizabeth
Clay, Mary
Eleanor Clay
Pledging of Theta Sigma Phi
Pledging of Chi Delta Phi
BilUe Irvln
Tap Solo
Announcement of new members of
Upsllon Omlcron
Phi
Alpha Gamma Delta Award to outstanding Freshman Woman
Mortar Board Awards
The committees are as follows:
food: Isabella Nadelstein, chairman;
Jane Allen Webb; program: Virginia
Murrell, chairman, Anne Lang.
Fannie Herman, Martha Fugett and
Frances Kerr faculty members,
Miss Helen Kiiig. Mrs. Charles Robinson and Mrs. John Manning; decorations: Anna Bain Hillenmeyer,

chairman, Martha

McVEY TO ADDRESS
MIAMI CONVENTION
Dr. Frank L. McVey. president of
the University of Kentucky, will
leave Lexington Friday for Chat-

tanooga. Tenn., where he will atexercises
tend the
at the University of Chattanooga,
Saturday, as the official represenof Kentative of the University
tucky.
President McVey will go from
Chattanooga to Miami, Flu., where
he will address the council meeting of the federation of Women's
hoClubs at the
on the
tel, Wednesday evening,
Living."
topic. "Drifts in National
President McVey will be on the
program of the "State Presidents"
night. The federation of Women's
Clubs will be in session in Miami
from April 27 through May 1
Miami-Biltmor-

Shakespeare's Play Is Filled
Moore, Stahr, Evans Play ExWith Hollywood Stars;
ceptional Singles Game To
Directs
Reinhardt
Vic"A Midsumer Nights Dream,
Warner Brothers' mammoth spectacle of William
Shakespeare's
famous work, under the direction
of Max Reinhardt, will be shown
at the Strand theatre Wednesday
and Thursday of this week.
The mighty epic is produced and
directed by Max Reinhardt assisted
by William Dicterle. Dances are directed by Bronlsiawa Nljlnska and
Nina Thellade and are set to the
beautiful music of Mendellssohn as
arranged by Erich Wofgang. The
cast is headed by James
Cagney, Joe E. Brown, Dick Powell,
Victor Jory, Verree Teasdale, Hugh
Herbert, Anita Louise, Frank
gh
and scores of others. The
screen play is by Charles Kenyon
and Mary McCall, Jr. Costumes are
by Max Ree, noted designer.
This production marks a triumph
for Max Reinhardt, brought to Hollywood after he remolded
three
centuries of stage tradition. It
seemed a foregone conclusion when
he came to Hollywood that he
would ignore the supposed limits
of camera technique and set new
boundaries for the picture screen.
Hollywood expected it, and Reinhardt came up to the expectations.
With "Midsummer Nights Dream"
he has shuttered the comparatively
young precedents of the screen.
all-st- ar

Mc-Hu-

Mclntyre Stresses
Sales Personality
Talks to Optimist Club on
Qualifications Required In Salesmen
The importance of personality
in salesmanship was emphasized by
Prof. R. D. Mclntyre In his talk to
the Optimist Club at the Lafayette
hotel Thursday on "The Qualifications of a Successful Salesman."
These qualifications, Prof. Mclntyre said. Include knowledge of
materials to be sold, personality,
intelligence, power of observation,
courtesy, enthusiasm and cooperation. He pointed out that business
men visiting the university in search
of salesmen stress the Importance
of personality in employing men.
The short talk was concluded by
Professor Mclntyre reading selections from "Letters of an Old-TlSalesman to His Son."
me

Glee Club Returns

From Concert Tour
or Kentucky's
The University
Men's Glee club returned Sunday
from a tour of Western Kentucky
where they gave performances at
high schools in Louisville, Madison-vill- e,
Morganfield, Sturgis and

Win; Montgomery Is
tor In Initial Match

TULLOCH LOSES ONLY
SINGLES MATCH
Moore. Stahr Drop Doubles
To Krisle, Marshall; Tull-oc- h
and Evans Win

University of Tennessee. The Wild
cats won by the score of five
matches to two.
In the singles, the play of Jim- mte Moore was again exceptionally
brilliant. Playing in number one
position against Krisle, Moore
emerged the victor In a long three-0,
set battle by the score or
3.
Moore featured a well rounded
all court game and was very good
on making seemingly impossible
gets at the net, which he put away
for points. His opponent "dubbed
many shots at the net but had an
excellent back court game.
Elvis Stahr won in straight sets,
7 S,
Like the first match, the
net play of Stahr was the deciding
factor of the game. Both players
appeared inconsistent and ragged
at, times, but Stahr had enough to
win out In the end.
In the quickest match of the day,
Bobby Evans trounced his opponent
6- -1
Beene, by the score of
Evans continued his fine competi
tive play, which was characteristic
of him against Wayne. Many times
he passed his opponent down the
sideline, when he would attempt
to come to the net. Beene was too
inconsistent and did not play a
game powerful enough to cope with
the steady game of his Kentucky
rival.
Francis Montgomery, a newcomer
to the Kentucky team by vlrture of
his victory over Randall in a con
test during the week, proved his
merit by winning his first match
2,
Playing a consistent deep
game Montgomery wore his oppo- (Continued on Page Four)
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Mortar Board Will
Pledge Outstanding
Women on May Day
L

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major characters. The stage is open except for a roof about six or
eight feet around the three sides,
allowing the audience a view of our
beautiful Bavarian mountains in
the background."
When I asked her how the characters for the Plav were chosen, she
beamed with pride and said: "The
townspeople present plays during
the summers, not merely plays from
the Scriptures, but many modern
plays also. There is a committee
of twenty which then chooses those
to tlie
who are to act according
ability that they have shown In the

preceding plays."
Miss Rutz then glanced at her
wrist watch. After all, she had
sandwiched in the interview between a shopping tour in Lexington
and her departure for lndiaimixlis
where she was to give a lecture on
Sunday. Thus ended my interview
with the Virgin Mary, one of the
most amiable people I have ever
tad the pleasure of talking to. Sh
grey eyes, and
has straight-forwar- d
blonde hair, which she combs back
severely, but very attractively, from
her face. She is small and svelt,
movements,
with graceful
and a
true Bavarian way of making a person feel absolutely at home the moment he speaks to her.

NEW SERIES NO. 53

TO BERELEASED
Campus Sweetheart Contest
Winner To Be Announced
In Publication Out
May 1

was also made that
the rule regarding absence before and after a holiday will not
be enforced.
nouncement

For Opening Night
Of Mellodrammer
Training: School

By CLIFF SHAW
"Villain
Must the only seal
upon that scoundrel' lips be placed
there by the hand of my only
1

daughter?"

Bang! Bang!
"Hey, youse guys, cut out that
hammering."
"Pipe down, you ham. Hand me
that saw. Stooge. Watch it, don't
let that wall fall."
Crash) Bang)
"Where In hades Is the count?
Ah, there he is, dancing with the
French maid out in the hall. Hey,
count, any time today."
Slam I Crash! Bang!
"Ah, my petite belle, were you
plucking roses or me?"
"Cut, cut.
Start that scene
again."
No, friends. It's not the crazy
house.
It's merely the cast of
Stroller's spring production, "Fashions" busily rehearsing while the
stage crew works merrily and noisily on the sets, indifferent, as are
all stage hands, to any slight noise
or confusion that they may be
causing!
For weeks the cast has been rehearsing nightly for the 1850 melodrama which is to be presented
Wednesday and Thursday nights of
next week. The girls in charge of
costumes have been ransacking attics, old trunks, junk stores and
other likely places for bustles,
dresses, peg-to- p
trousers
and Prince Alberts..
Publicity men and business managers, their heads full of facts and
figures, have been rushing maily
arabout, organizing ticket-seller- s,
ranging radio programs and des.
manding space in the local

ian

newt-paper-

In short, the cast of "Fashions, '
the members of Strollers, and Mis3
Mary Wood Brown, the director,
are as busy as the proverbial bee
in order that on Wednesday night,
when the curtain goes up at the
Training School auditorium, the
assembled multitude will enjoy and
minutes of
hour and forty-filaughter, drama and "what have
you," presented in the best 1850

IS

Lillian Holmes Is Selected
To Reign Over Annual May
Day Festivities As Queen
Marjraret Greathouse Chosen
To Be Queen's Maid
Of Honor

Queen of the May
j

i

"

'"

,

WILL HAVE PICTURE
OF NEW MAY QUEEN

Prepare

ve

Passion Play Character
Interviewed By Reporter
I

dismissed

after the second hour Friday in
order that students may attend
the May Day festivities, the
Registrar has announced. An-

Mortar Board, senior women's
honorary fraternity, will pledge
several outstanding junior women,
at the May Day convocation to be
held on Friday, May 1, in
the
Training School auditorium.
Mortar Board is the highest hon
or which a Junior woman can re
ceive on the campus. The women manner.
wili be tapped by active members
in the annual ceremony
which
takes place on many other cam
NYA EXHIBITION
puses at the same time.
Pledges are selected on the basis
of scholarship, service to the UniIN LEXINGTON
versity, and outstanding leadership.
Active members who will tap the
pledges are Martha Christian,
Frances Kerr, Martha Fugett, Betty Display Depicting Programs
Moffett, Isabella Nadelstein,
VirWork in Kentucky Located
ginia Murrell, and Mary Gunn
Webb.
In Old Phoenix National

rs

By E. H. Muehsler
The Virgin Mary gave me an interview Saturday
Miss Anny Ruts, native of
Bavaria, exchange student at Rollins College, Florida, who
has been visiting in Lexington for
a few days, plays the part of tho
Virgin Mary in the famous Passion Play, which Is given every ten
years at Oberammergau, beginning
1U33 when the inhabitants of that
village were rescued from a plague
and vowed that they would present
the pluy as a gesture of thanks to
the Almighty for their deliverance.
"Only the people of the village of
Oberammergau are allowed to be In
the Play," Miss Rutz said. "The
children of the town are taken Into
training as soon as they are old
enough to realize the ineuulng of
it. It becomes their chief Interest.
If you were to puss through the
streets you would see them playing
In the courtyards, not at the ordinary games that most children
play, but pretending that they are
on the stage presenting the Passion
Play." Miss Hulas then discussed
the play.
"The stage la immense, it has to
be, for in the scene of the 'rebellion' Uiere are seven hundred pers
ons on the stage, not counting the

All classes will be

COMMONS

UESDAY, APRIL 28, 1930

Starting on their quest for the
championship or the southeastern
conference, the University of Ken
Curtain to Rise On "Fashion'
tucky tennis team was victorious
Wednesday, May 6, At
in their first match, against the

The entire group was entertained
Thursday by R. B. Clem, Principal
of Shawnee High School in Louisville. Mr. Clem presented to Prof.
C. A. Lamport, director of the organization, a baton in appreciation
of his service. Friday the Glee club
was honored with a dance at Morganfield given by a local fraternity.
Saturday the group was entertainDR. McflALE TO BE FETED
ed by the Sturgis
association, and Sunday they were
The American association of uniguests of Mr. George Duncan in versity women will give a dinner
Russellville.
at the Lexington Country c ub
Mary Louise McKenna, and Ruth Manday, May 4, In honor of Dr.
Clopton were with the group as Kathryn McHale, general director
soloists and dramatic interpreter, of the asociatlon, and Mrs. F. C.
respectively. John Tracy Toohay Atkinson, national chairman ?f i'M
was the accompanist for the club.
Fellowship endowment committee.
Parent-Teache-

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6:15 TONIGHT IN UNIVERSITY

KENTUCKY

LATEST EDITION
Cut Penalty Will
Not Be Enforced OF'SOURMASh"

Strollers

Giltner, Jean

Allen, Hazel Brown, Helen Jones,
Hallle Downing and Mrs. Frank
Randall; tickets: Martha Christian,
chairman. Frances Bush, Nancy
Becker. Katie Woodburn and Helen
Morgan, and publicity: Theta Sigma Phi.
Reservations must be made immediately.

W. A. C. BANQUET

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

TUESDAY EDITION
SEMI-WEEKL-

Best Copy Available

Prize Winning Short Story
"Many Redeeming Features" Is Included

s

By CLIFF SHAW
Containing

the

long-await-

of the Campus Sweetheart, short stories, original jokes
of the college variety, cartoons, and
many other features, the second
edition of "Sour Maffi," campus
humor magazine, will be out May 1.
It will contain a picture of the
Campus Sweetheart and the newly-elect- ed
May Queen, Miss Lillian
Holmes. Snapshots of last year's
May Day celebration will also be
Included.
The prize winning short story for
the May Day edition was written
by Capel Mc.Na.sh, sophomore In
the Arts and Science college. It Is
called "Many Redeeming Features"
and is the story of an English boy
who comes to America to school
and falls in love with an American
girl. His attempts to master modern slang provide much amusement
throughout the story. The short-sho- rt
story "The Death of a Clever
Man" was written by Don Irvine,
freshman in the College of Arts
Sciences. Bob Hess, former scandal
monger of The Kentucky Kernel is
the author of a review of the popular dance bands of today.
One of the interesting features of
the magazine is an excerpt from
the 1923 Kentuckian which tells of
the graduation of "Happy" Chandler from the University.
Included in this issue are cartoons by Don Irvine and Walter
Milem, and many original jokes,
as well as some "swiped" from other college humor magazines.
page
The cover of the thirty-tw- o
by George
"Sourmash" drawn
Ochs, will be in colors, and will be
"varnished" a process which insures a smoth, clear finish.

YMCA Cabinet To

Entertain

Guest
Y's Tuesday Night

The senior and freshman cabinets of the Y. M. C. A. will entertain representatives of Bcrea college, Eastern State Teachers college. Centre college. Transylva'nia,
college and Kentucky State Industrial institute at their regular cabinet meeting Tuesday night.
The various colleges will present
programs which will be followed by
a general dlscusion on "The Y. M.
C. A. on the College Campus". The
purpose of the meeting is to return visits made by the University
Y. M. C. A. during the past year.
Donald Riester, president of the Y.
over the
M. C. A., will preside
meeting.

ROBINSON WINS PRIZE
Lexington,
Robinson,
Virginia
president of the W. S. G. A., was
awarded third prize in a recent
by the
contest
Bank Building
urnal
and the Kentucky LeaIn connection with the state- gue of Women Voters on the subwide WPA program, an exhibit of ject "The Merit vs. The Spoils
System In Our Government" Sevenpictures and charts depicting
the ty-eight
contestants from all
NYA program in Kentucky will be
set up today In the old Phoenix over the state tried for the prizes.
National Bank building on West
Main street between Limestone
and Upper streets, according to an
announcement by F. D. Peterson,
state director of the National Youth
Administration.
The exhibit will be open from 8 a.
m., to 5 p. in., and students and
townspeople are Invited to inspect
sweethearts,
lovers,
Attention,
it. R. K. Salyers, assistant state and other romatically Inclined Indirector of the NYA,
Katherine dividuals! Spring Is here. This Is a
Jones, supervisor of Fayette coun- well known fact and one that hardty NYA projects, and Dan Good- ly needs mentioning. The robins are
man, supervisor of Lexington re- singing, the grass is getting greensearch projects, will be In charge er, baseballs are flying through the
of the showing This collection is air.' the crack of the bat on ball
being shown at 25 different points resounds throughout the campus,
throughout the state In order that and class attendances are dwindthe public may know what these ling day by day.
federal projects are accomplishing.
Old Sol beams down from his
More than 600 students In the lofty perch in the sky and spreads
University benefited from the NYA his warming and invigorating rays
program this year, according to Mr. uihhi the budding earth. The sunOver 2U00 college stud- sets are lovely things of bright
Peterson.
ents throughout the state are Work- - crimson, orange and yellow. The
9.500 high school students are on nights are half cool, hall warm,
lng on NYA projects, and about with a touch of sumer that is irTho full
NYA lists in 112 of Kentucky's 120 resistible and inviting.
Approximately
10,0 00 moons are personal invitations of
counties.
young lovers to come
youths out of school are also bene- every pair of
outside under their magic spell and
fited by the NYA.
forget lessons and school.
At this time of the year every
young lover on the campus becomes
a scientist. Believe it or not! In
fact, his enthusiasm, if directed to
the classroom or laboratory would
so astound the prof that he would
undoubtedly think he were dreaming. But is a singular fact that
of candidates points for
Lists
these romantically inclined persons
membership In Omlcron
Delta
only direct their efforts toward one
Kappa must be turned in to Mr. branch of science. And that brunch,
James Shropshire at the Kernel
strange to say. is botany. It's the
office not later than 12 o'clock
truth. If you don't believe it, just
noon, Thursday, April 30.
stroll toward the botanical garden
most any warm, starlit night, and

LILLIAN HOLMES

PHI BETA KAPPA

INITIATES TEN
Dr. Louis Trenchard, Dean of
Cincinnati Graduate School
Makes Principal Address
At Meeting
Ten new members of Phi Beta
Kappa, national honorary scholarship fraternity, were formally Initiated at the eleventh annual banquet of Kentucky chapter of Phi
Beta Kappa held Friday evening
in the Lafayette hotel.
Those Initiated were Martha Susan Fugett. Lexington; Martha
Elizabeth Giltner, Eminence; Marguerite Goodfriend, Newport; Edith
Johnson, London; Jack David Yar-br- o,
Paducah; Frances Kerr, Lexington: William Hicks PeU, Lewis-por- t;
Elvis J. Stahr, Hickman, and
Carroll Welsiger, Louisville.
Following the Initiation cereLouis Trenchard
Dr.
monies.
Moore, dean of the graduate school
of Cincinnati,
of the University
spoke on "Seventeenth Century as
Janus." "The dogmatism of religion before the seventeenth century was just as unfortunate as
the dogmatism of science today,"
Dr. Moore said.
Invocation at the banquet was
Heroffered by Rev. Dr. Jesse
mann, pastor of the Second Presbyterian church. Greetings of the
chapter were extended by Dr. Louis Pardue, professor of physics and
president of the local chapter. The
by
new initiates were introduced
Dr. William Ray Allen, professor of
respondzoology, and Elvis J. Stahr
ed, for the new members. Dr. Par-dalso 'introduced the guests at
the banquet, which Included Dr.
Frank L. McVev. who humorously
suggested that "the University of
Cincinnati, the University of Louisville and the University of Kentucky cooperate in exchanging professors.
'

ue

DEMOCRATS

Lillian Holmes, Lexington, daufftv-te- r
of Mrs. Sarah Holmes, assiat-a- nt
dean of women, senior In the
College of Arts and 8clences and
a member of Alpha Gamma Delta
sorority, was elected University
May Queen by men students Friday In an election conducted by
the Men's Student Council, in the
basement of the Administration
building.
,
Margaret Greathouse, Lexington.
senior In the College of Arts and
Sciences, and a member of Kappa
Delta sorority, was elected Maid
of Honor. Six other candidates,
selected according to their ranking
number of votes, were named as
attendants to the queen's court.
They are Louise Nicholl, Lexington, Independent; Oertrude Cari-ga- n,
Liberty, Independent; Kay
Chi
Kennady,
Elizabeth town,
Omega; Ruth Averltt, Lexington.
Zeta Tau Alpha; Irene Slevers.
Somerset, Alpha XI Delta, and
Martha Lowe, Lexington, Miss., Independent.
The new Queen will preside over
annual May Day ceremonies Friday, May 1. Events scheduled .ar
the opening convocation at 10 a. m.
In the University High auditorium,
at which time Mortar Board and
Lamp and Cross will pledge and
the Sullivan Medallion awards will
be made. At 11 o'clook the senior
class will revive an old custom by
planting a tree on the campus.
Elvis J. Stahr, president of the
class, will make a short talk.
A court of 18 girls, two from
each sorority, will also be selected to accompany the queen
at the crowning ceremonies.
Each sorority Is to select two
girls and notify Dan Ewlng, at
the PI Kappa Alpha house not
later than Wednesday morning.
The Queen, Maid of Honor, at-

tendants and this court are to
assemble in front of Mechanical hall Thursday afternoon at
4 o'clock to practice the crown-

ing ceremony.
The Queen's pages will be Dorothy Whalen and Dorothy Wunder-lic-

The annual May Day parade will
assemble in front of the Administration building at 2 p. m. Cups
will be awarded the best floats in
the fraternity and sorority groups,
and all are urged' to have a float
entered.
..
Crowning ceremo'nics ' will take
place following the parade on the
lawn in front of Mechanical hall.
After the Queen Is formally recognized, Pershing Rifles, crack drill
unit, will give an exhibition. Professor Hackensmith's fencing class
and the girl's tumbling 'class will
also perform.
Festivities of the' day will close
dance
with the annual gingham
from 9 until 12 o'clock In the
Presentation
Alumni gymnasium.'
of cups for the winning' parade
floats will be made . and formal
pledging of SuKy held.

Kampus
Kernels

WILL ENTERTAIN

Courier-Jo-

The Young Democrat club of the
University will entertain all democratic students Tuesday night,
April 27 with a smoker and refreshments in the smoking room in
the basement of the Law building.

Spring Is Actually Here,
Remarks U. K. Journalist

Candidates Points
For PDK Are Due

you will find countless
of
the grand old science of botany
pursuing their course of study.
Some Romeos and Juliets are such
ardent students of the science that
they may be found thore practically every night. And even In the afternoons too.
It is at this season of the year
that the scandal columnist is in his
glory. No longer must he depend
on rumors and hear-sa-y
for his
column material. He merely picks
fiimself out a nice spot in the botanical gurdens, disguises himself
as a Iir tree or lilac bush, and bides
his time. In one night he gets
enough material to luA him for tlie
rest of thi? year. His cup runneth
over.
Kelley. the Kampus
Kop, says
that the busiest part of the yeur
for him is the spring. He nates to
disturb anyone's studies but feels it
is his duty to inform tlie
zmlous
students that tlie gardens are not
the proper place for the pursuit of
learning.
However, he was young
once himself, and reveals the fact
that hu visits the haunt of wooers
thrice each night, making his
rounds at H 00, 9:00 and 11:00, This
fact may be valueless to some but
to others it may be of inestimable
worth. Take 11 or leave it. If you
leave it, we won't feel hurt. But if
you take It, conduct yourself

h.

Delta

Sigma

Chi;

honorary

journalism fraternity,' ,wtU' hold
initiation tonight at 4 'o'clock at
the home of Elmer G. ' Snltzer,
321 Aylesford place. ' All ;f ledcea

and actives be there,

!

All organizations

who, have pic-

tures in the 1936 Kentuckian please
send a representative to the Kernel
business office to get their mounting.

Reservations for the' W. A. C.
banquet can be made through the
Dean of Women's office in the Administration building., j Please make
your reservations eanly.'.
All W. A. A. rifle members

who

want pins report to Miss Averill's
office before noon Saturday 'so
that the yider may be placed at
once. Also, all W.
be puid.

A. A.

dues must

Lances will hold' an, important
meeting Thursday night at tyie
Phi Kappa Tau house, It is important that all members be present.
i

The Senior and Freshman cabinets of the Y. M. C. A. Will hold
their regular meeting at 7: 15 o'clock
Tuesday night In the Y M C. A.
rooms In the Armory.
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TRICE OF DICTATORSHIP
Vhe advantages and disadvantages of an autonomic government have been set out many
limes by its friends and foes. Recently comes to
light, however, the greatest instance of the pow- r which is at the disposal of a dictator and the
manner in which he can misuse it.
journal in Talis
Published in an
and translated by The Manchester Guardian
were a list of secret instructions sent by Mussolini to all newspapers of Italy, in which rules
were laid down as to just what the press of that
lountry could and could not comment upon.
It was indicated that these instructions are being sent in short, regular intervals to all newspapers. No doubt such a plan was formulated
to lessen any chance of Musolini's demise of
Hwcr as a result of the Ethiopian tampaign.
The instructions themselves were clear-cu- t
j ml dogmatic and leave no chance whatever for
the individual editor to use his own judgment
as to what should be printed in his own publication. Some examples arc: February 15-- (1)
Attentuatc the JMum affair and the disbanding
ol the French Fascist Leagues: (2) Cut down
messages from abroad; (3) No interest to be
shown in the oil embargo; (4) Nothing more to
tc said about the Stress Front and the watch on
the Brenner.
American journalists could harly conceive of
receiving such instructions from our government. It demonstrates clearly how far an autocrat will go to further his own ends; far
enough, in fact, to deprive his jieoplc of reliable press reports. It is merely one of the penalties that people of Italy and other dictatorial
countries pay for autocracy.
anti-Faci-

A good sjicakcr is one who says the things you
would like to think of to say them if you thought
of them. Heron Lake News.

THAT rNCHAKI PEACES
PlPC IS Owe OF THE
FAVORITES IN YOUR.
COLLECTION, ISN'T IT,

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Mphahrt Scoop:
A is for Anderson, whose music rates high,
H is for llonies. a really swell guy.
C is for C.undilf, at Guignol she swelters,
1) is for Dilford. the pride of the Deltas.
E is for Ear It, who has Frit in her web.
F is for Fugett, a campus celeb.
O. K.
G is for (ailing,
H is for Holmes, lovely Queen of the May.
I is for I son, the Ag. college joy,
is for Johnson, proud pa of a boy.
k is for Kelly, the Kop w ho romances.
1. is for Latlncm, new prcxy of Lances.
M is for McCool, the lad with S. A.
N is for Nelson, who's also that way.
() is for Olney, former big shot of Keys.
I is for riummer, the prof who can please.
Q is for Qiiinn, my friend so platonic,
R is for Robinson, with talents histionic.
S is for Shearer, the red headed rogue.
T is for Tresslar, who dresses like Vogue.
U is for You, and for reading I thank yc.
V is for Vogcl, because he's a Yankee.
V is for Weisigcr, the Delt with the brain.
Of X and Y I can only complain.
Z is for Zimmer, x)litical king.
And if your name isn't mentioned, don't let it
bother you neither is minel
you
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT-ha- vc
heard of the Chit ago gangster who gaily sang
as he shot down a mob, "I'm putting all my

Unwcrsitypes.
THE CAMPUS LAZYBONES: He always
takes 8 o'clock classes so he won't miss any of
He stumbles into a class,
his daytime sleep
energetically takes off his coat, piles his books
neatly, arranges his pajcrs in order and then
leans back and goes into a trance. . . The minute
the bell rings, he's up like an old firehorsc that
hears an alarm, and rushes to his next class, so
that he can go to sleep again. . . The worst thing
that can happen to him is to develop a snore. . .
If he docs, his career is finished. . . When he
dances with you, you can't tell whether he's
standing on your feet or somebody else's . . . but
you're jMsitie that he's not moving his feet by
himself. . . He's a swell guy to have around if
you feel like being by yourself . . . the only time
lie opens his mouth is when he yawns . . . and
when Spring comes there is no more hope. . .
For then life is just one coma after another for
him.

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THE CAMPUS COMEDIAN: He thinks he's
the life of every party. . . And when it conies to
playing practical jokes oh my, he has more
good clean fun! . . . He's the one who slaps you
on the back when he tells you a joke , . . and
laughs louder than anyone else when he's finished . . . He's the prize campusap . . . but is
such a harmless species, that nolxxly xisons
him, even when tempted. . . When "Hell Week"
comes around, he's really in his element, and
spends the other fifty one weeks thinking of funny tricks to pull on the pledges. . . He thinks
his destiny on earth is to add to the joy