xt7ksn010q74 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7ksn010q74/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19361016 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, October 16, 1936 text The Kentucky Kernel, October 16, 1936 1936 2013 true xt7ksn010q74 section xt7ksn010q74 Best Copy Available SEMI-WEEKL- KERNEL Y UNIVERSITY VOL. XXVII. I.IMNC; I New Student Councilmen '37 KENTUCKIAN To Act For Ensuing Year TO SELL FOR S4 Appointed by Dr. McVey UNDER NEW PLAN Bndv to Hold New-Appoint- First Meeting at Mondiiy in Dean 4 P. M. Jones' Office Men student councilmen to serve for the year 1938-3- 7 were appointed by Dr. Prank L. McVey, president of the university, Wednesday, and were officially released from the office of Dr. T. T. Jones, dean of men. yesterday. The new student council will be composed of Laban Jackson, R. H Miller, X. L. Garrison. Dan Scott, Ike Moore, John L. Davis, Paul D Ross, and Robert Orace. Ex officio members will be James Anderson, George Spencer, John McKenny, and Ken Raynor. Dean Jones also announced yes terday that the first meeting of body will be the held at 4 p. m. Monday in his of fice. At this meeting it is ex pected that matters pertaining to the coming class elections will be discussed. Besides handling matters of dis cipline among men students, the council has charge of all campus elections held during the year, and is empowered to take whatever ac tion it sees fit. Last year the council declared void the election of officers of the freshman, sophomore, and junior classes. Members are selected by the president upon the recommendation of the various deans of the college. One representative Is chosen from each college, the graduate school and the men's dormitories, Other members include, president, Omicron Delta Kappa; president, Inter fraternity council; editor, Ken- tuckian, and editor. Kernel. In the meeting to be held Mon day, It is thought that dates for class elections will be set. newly-appoint- ed RURAL WOMEN ATTEND MEETING Two Hundred Members Are Present at Thursday Ses sion of Fayette Homemak crs in Memorial Hall. Approximately 209 rural women, including members of 20 Fayette county Homemakers organization, attended the annual meeting of the Fayette County Homemakers Association held in Memorial hall yesterday. The day's program began at 10 a.m. with a business session, beginning with community singing led by Mrs. H. C. Robinson. Reports were made on garden clubs, couns. try recreation, and junior Project reports including ed W o m a n," "T h e "Crowning the Homemaker." "High Improvement Spots in the Home CompaScrapbook," "Unexpected ny," and "The Grab Basket," were also given. Miss May Elizabeth Borts, Fayette county home demonstration agent, gave the annual home demonstration agent's report, assisted by Miss Ruth Hunter, assistant demonstration agent. Election of officers and routine business matters concluded the morning session. Luncheon for those attending was held on the lawn in the rear of Memorial hall. During the luncheon. Mrs. Lela Cullis, organist, presented a recital. Dean Sarah Blanding was the principal speaker at the afternoon session, speaking on the subject, "International Relations." FollowFoling the talk, a dramusicale, lowing Foster's Footsteps." written by Henry A. Schaufl'.er, with music by Gordon Bauch, was presented with a large cast under the direction of Mrs. Robinson. home-maker- WOMEN MEET IN CONVOCATION Revised Diversified Program Is Pre sented in First Compulsory Gathering of All Women Edgar Penn. Georgetown. Is Appointed Assistant Students. Rusiness Mgr. The first compulsory woman's mass meeting of the year, called by uean earan Blanding, and featuring campus organizations and stu dent opinion, was held Wednesday aiternoon in Memorial hall. Mrs. Sarah B. Holmes, assistant dean of women of the University, presided over the program, and an nounced skits by the following or ganizations: Y. w. C. A., Cwens. ouKy, w. A. A., and Mortar Board Members of the Y. W. C. A. who acted in the playlet were Margaret Markley. Grace Silverman, Mary Edith Bach, Anne Bishop. Mary Jane Roby. Katherlne Park, Anne Lang, and Dorothy Whalen. As president of Cwens, Mary Jane Roby summarized the purposes of the sophomore honorary organiza tlon and the requirements for membership. SuKy was represented by Anne Lang, a member, who stated the purposes of the pep circle and In troduced the two girl cheer leaders, Wanda Strong and Willette Bruner, who lead the audience In several yells. Mortar Board, senior women's honorary organization, presented a pageant. Nell Nevins recited "The Torch," Mortar Board poem. Other girls in the pageant were Helen Farmer. Betty Earle, and Dorothy Whalen. Mrs. Holmes then Introduced the following students and faculty members: Mrs. Mary Lee Collins, social director of residence halls; Mrs. Washington, business manager of halls; Miss Elizabeth residence Cowan, Y. W. C. A. secretary; Mrs. Ethel Lebus, hostess at Woman's building; Dorothy Whalen, presi dent of Y. W. C. A.; Theo Nade- lstein, president Theta Sigma Phi; Catherine Flannery, president Chi Delta Phi; Sarah Louise Cundiff, president Phi Beta; Nell Shearer, president Phi Upsilon Omicron; (Continued on Page Four) KENTUCKY KERNEL GOES ON THE AIR "The Kernel Covers the Campus." a new feature of station WLAP, Lexington, was heard for the first time Wednesday from the University studios of the station. Included on the broadcast were George M. Spencer, editor, Ross J. Chepeleff, managing editor, and Joe Quinn, sports editor. The program will be heard again at 5:15 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 28. First Sinff - Sing Is Held on Campus Singing Is Feature of A. W. S. Innovation Campus-Communit- y First of a series of Sing-Sin- g nights, sponsored by the Association of Women Students, was held Tuesday night in Memorial hall. 250 students and Approximately faculty The campus-octmmun- ity To Address Club Are Being Taken Blue and White Color Scheme To Re Used; Snapshot Sect ion to Re CHANGES INCLUDE OMISSION OF ADS Vassar President Pictures OF ON. KKNI CCKV. FRIDAY, OC Take Student Books For W-Dances L Students expecting to attend the series of formal dances to be held In connection with the Kentucky-Washingtand Lee games In Lexington, Va., this week-en- d are expected to bring their student books in order to In the price of the Kentuckian to four dollars per copy will be offered to the seniors and undergraduates of the University. In view of the fact that the standard price has been five dol lars, It is hoped that this reduction will enable a larger percentage of students to obtain the "New Ken A 1937 reduction tuckian." The color scheme of blue and white will be followed throughout A revised snap the publication. shot section and the omission of advertisements will be among the changes in the '37 edition of the year book. Ernie Shovea. business manager. has appointed to his staff, Edgar Penn, Georgetown, assistant business manager; John Morgan, sales manager; Jimmle Stephens, Prestonsburg, and William McConnell, Princeton, assistant sales managers; George Roberts, Lexington, and James Hagler. St. Paul, Minn., circulation managers. Employment Group Elects Officials Commerce Students Choose Ed Ruckler. J. Hagler And Ike Moore Identify themselves as Kentucky students, according to word received this week from the student manager of Washington and Lee. OI'.Ik Hi, NFW SKRIrS NO. I'CKi ROTC Graduates Accept Posts In Various Sections Appointments Send Officers To Nine Different NatT Camps Twonty-on- e graduates of the University ROTC have accepted active duty as second lieutenants in various military training camps over the county. Under the pro visions of ihe Thomnson act these officers will serve one year active duty. Graduates accepting appointments are as follows: stationed at Fort Thomas. Ky.. are: D. Linwood Arnall; Robert L. Anderson; J. Douglas Andrews; Seth S. Botts; William H. Conley; Jack M. Crain: E. Conny Hammonds; J. Pelham Johnston. Harmon Bach, Fort Benjamin Harrison. Ind.; Joe L. Campbell, Fort Belvoir, Va.; Orville W. Chinn. Fort Mcintosh. Tex.; Cameron V. Coffman. PlaUsburg Barracks, N. Y.; Bernhard B. ColUns, Governors Island. N. Y.; Wallace E. Diflord. Fort Francis E. Warren. Wyoming; Richard P. Fulcher, Fort Benjamin Harrison. Ind.; J. Kenneth Keys, Fort Mcintosh, Tex.; John A. Rice. Plattsburg Barracks. N. Y.; James P. Threlkeld, Fort Jay, N. Y., and Edward F. Wehle. Fort Hayes, Ohio. Graduates accepting appoint- ments as Second Lieutenants, U. S. Marine corps: Milton Marion and Graham Holden Benson. Stroller President Names Committees Bat-tert- on; Chemists To Hear Dr. E. Franklin Experiment Station Studies Tobacco Sour Mash Delayed ELECTS OFFICERS, CHI DELTA PHI SETS DATE Chi Delta Phi, national literary honorary for women has set Nov. 1 as the date for receipt of manu-fcrip- ts from those girls who wish to be considered as members. Any girl who has completed two semes-Nof English, and has a standing of two, is eligible to try out. The manuscripts can be either poetry, notion, or prose, and can be submitted to any member of Chi Delta Phi. btlore the above date. Further information can be obtained from Kathiyn Flannery. president of the l'xal chapter. Ts !) Renovated Squad to Invade Lexington, Virginia to Meet Washington &Lee Generals Dr. Henry Noble MacCracken Vassar College President, To Address Convocation at 10 A. M. October 20. Ma-gru- 8-- I New Appointees Okehed by Board SPEAK TUESDAY At Regular Meet Only student of Washington and Lee and Kentucky will be admitted to the dances and it Is therefore necessary to have some identification. Three dances will be held during the week-en- d, one from 9:30 to 1:30 Friday evening, one from 4 to 6 Saturday afternoon, and one from 9 to 12 Saturday night. APPLICATION O'CLOCK. SATIRDAY ALIMM GYM EDUCATOR WILL The fnllnwine officers of the University employment association oere announced todav bv W. A. of the Tblman, secretary-treasur- er Buckler, Edward organization : president; James Hagler, and Ike Moore, auditor. The commerce employment association was organized to helD find employment for graduates from the College of Commerce, and publishes "Rareains in Brains." an an nual booklet with all information about its members necessary to employers. About 85 per cent of Inst vear's crraduatlne class has been employed through the efforts of this body. Commerce students Interested In becoming members should see Mr. Committees for Strollers annual Tolman in his office at White hall Amateur night were appointed and soon as possible. as further plans for the Sti oiler spring were discussed at a production meeting of the organization TuesSOUVENIRS EXHIRITED day afternoon In the AdministraIN CAMPUS LIBRARY tion building. Students selected to participate Upon their return from Cam in Amateur night met yesterday afbridge. Mass., where they attended ternoon in Memorial hall to orthe Tercenary of Harvard Univer ganize the program. Committees sity during the week of September appointed by Sam Bowman, presiwere: program, 17, Dr. and Mrs. Frank L. Mcvey dent of Strollers, placed on exhibition on the ground Anne Lang, Clarence McCarroll, Sarah Kinney, John Morgan; cosfloor of the library of the Univer sity of Kentucky, Invitations, pro tumes, Frances Woods and Kitty grams, and bids they received on Mahan; stage, George Young and Donald Irvine; music. Virginia their trip. Other exhibits featuring Harvard Clopton, props, Morton Kelly, Ruth Eleanor Davis; publicity, include the return congratulations sent to them by Kentucky upon re Dave Salyers, James Salter. ceipt of invitation, clippings from the New York Times, New Yorner, Time, a list of the men chosen for C. Harvard's Hall of Fame, and maps of the campus of Harvard. These of inare only a few of the items professor Dr. E. C. Franklin, terest to be found there. emeritus, Leland Standtord University, eminent chemist and teacher, will be the speaker at the 192nd regular meeting of the Lexington Section of the American Chemical Society to be held at 4 p.m. today in room 200, Physics building. He Extensive studies have been In- - will speak on "Liquid Ammonia as aumiiated in the new tobacco re a Solvent." The general public as well as search laboratory recently complet station to members of the club are invited to ed at the exepriment determine the curing requirements attend this meeting. for the highest quality of leaf. Crons of tobacco are undergoing the curing rrocesss at both places, with automatic instruments recordDue to delay In printing, the ing chances in temperature, huhumor midity, air velocity, weight, and "Sour Mash," University publication, w'ill not be off the press oth r curing (actors. With facts gathered about this week, but will definitely be changes that take pluce and with ready early next week, editors of Information regarding Dest curing the publication announced yesterreauirement. the experiment sta day. tion hopes eventually to be able to. This Issue of "Sour Mash" Is the design bams and recommend cur- - first of the new year. The magaing practices that will enable runnpublished monthly this ers to put higher quality leaf on zine will be year. An attractive subscription the market. of prizes plan and announcement for a short story contest are feaRELATIONS CLUB tures of the first number. The International Relations club held its annual orgi'iization meet ing Wednesday, Oct. 14. Plans were made to have weekly meetings at 4 p.m. every Wednesday in the Woman's building. Everyone Interested in international relations is invited to attend. Officers elected at the meeting were: Samuel McDonald, president; John Breckenruige. and Isadore Frisch, secretary-tre- a surer. The regional convention will be held at the Eastern State Teacher's College in Richmond November 7. The University of Kentucky will send live delegates. 2 KENTUCKY on members were present. singing was directed by Helen Ida Morse, supervisor of music at the University Tiaining School, and accompanied by Martha Sue Durham. On the order of community sing ing heard on radio broadcasts. Sing Sin? night featured favorite, popular, and school songs. The committee in charge of the is: Ruth Dilly, chairman; VASSAR PRESIDENT TO SPEAK project Lou Holstein, Anna Clifford Betty Bowles, and Sarah Gentry. Dr. Henry Uoble McCracken, president of Vassar College, will make an address to the senior girls of the University high school at 9 o'clock Monday. In the training school of the auditorium. Dr. Henry Nobel MacCracken, president of Vassar College and '3J speaker at next Tuesday's convoca tion will address a meeting of Uie International Relations club to be held in the University commons at 15:45 o'clock Monday night. Dean Holmes announced today that stuPictures for the Kentuckian who desire to attend the dents will continue to be taken next meeting should make reservations week from 9 a. in. to 5 p. m. In in the office of the Dean of Wo basement of Memorial hall. the men right way. Although this Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, meefling Us for members (if Saturday will be the last International Relutions club, the and all opportunity for students to have other students who are Interested their pictures taken. may attend, Dean Holmes stated. Organizations and students are urged to comply with the PI SIGMA ALPHA TO MEET schedule. The schedule for the remainder of this week and next Olney B. Owen, president of the week follows; Friday and Saturlocal chapter of Pi Sigma Alpha, day. Oct. 17 and 18. Kappa Kap-- )a honorary political science fraterniGamma, juniors and seniors ty, announced Tuesday that the Monday; Kappa Delta and Delta Tau Dell, Tuesday; Kappa fraternity will have a luncheon meeting Tuesday. Oct. 20, at the Alpha and Phi Delta Thela, Wednesday through Saturday, Patij. The meeting, which will be held at 12 noon, will be given In thote who were unable to have Walker their pictures taken at the honor of Professor Harvey who Is of Ohio State University, scheduled time. secretary-treasur- er of the national organization. Kyian KEYS' DANCE THE KENTUCKY KERNEL FRIDAY EDITION 'Cats in Attempted Comeback As Homecoming (J nest .s Of Traditional Opponents With a totally different outlook and spirit, a squad of last night for Trustees Provide for Marking Wildcats leftVirginia, Lexington. where Main Buildings Of they will meet the Generals of Washington and Lee in a On Campus Several appointments and sabbatical leaves were approved and provision for a number of bronze tablets marking various buildings on the campus was made at a meeting of the executive committee of the board of trustees held Wednesday in the office of Pres. Frank L. McVey. The tablets, which will be placed by the front entrances to all buildings, will contain the name of the president and members of the board of trustees at the time that the building was constructed. Several tablets bearing the name and construction date of the building were placed on the main buildings last year. Prof. R. D. Mclntyre of the College of Commerce and M. E. Potter of the department of physical education were granted sabbatical leaves for the school year 1937-3- 8, and Prof. W. H. Hansen of the department of physical education was granted leave from November 1. 1936. to September 1. 1937. J. H. Johnson, W. T. Harmon, R. L. Marks and W. R. Cherry were named student assistants in the Vey. Robdepartment of engineering. ert C. Gore was appointed chemistry instructor to succeed R. B. Mason. Miss Ellen Minihan was selected as secretary In the department of physics, and Miss Sara Eight Women and Six Men Whittinghill appointed to do research work during the leave of Nominated; Ballots on absence granted Miss Ruth Boden. Page 2. Sec. 2 Judge Richard Stoll, Lexington, chairman of the board, presided at Eight senior women and six senmeeting. Members present ior men have been nominated as the Gordon, Louisville; were contestants in the "Most Popular James R. O. Lexington; R. Miller Park. Senior Boy and Girl" contest spon- Holland, Owensboro; Joe B. Ansored by a downtown concern. VotNewport: Pres. Frank L. Mcdres, ing wili be held today, and ballots Vey, and D. H. Peak, secretary. will be deposited in the post office. The candidates in the popularity contest are Mary Edith Bach, Betty CATS GIVEN SEND-OF- F Bosworth, Evelyn Carroll, RoseFOR GENERAL GAME mary Clinkscales, Nell Craik, Theo Nadelstein. Mayme Maddox, and A sendoff for the Wildcats as they Virginia Robinson. Men who have been nominated are J. B. Breck- embarked for Lexington. Virginia, Lee inridge. Robert Forsythe. John F. to play the Washington and was Saturday afternoon McKenny. Henry Miller. Tom Nich- Generals Suky, campus pep organiheld by ols, and Pete Reininger. zation, last night at 8 o'clock in the Ballots will be found on page Union Station. Selections were two. They must be deposited in the played by the " Best Band in Dixie" post office, in the box for that purand cheers were led by leaders pose, before 3 o'clock today. Reininger, Stevens, Bruner. Strong, and Morat. Plans tor a mammoth pep rally FRESHMAN CABINET game witfli for the SELECTS OFFICERS Alabama. Homecoming discussed at Oct. 31. were a meeting of Suky Circle Tuesday Officers of the Freshman cabinet afternoon in the basement of the of the University Y. M. C. A. for Alumni gymnasium. The committhe ensuing year were elected at tee in charge of pep rallies also anthe cabinet's weekly meeting Tues- nounced plans for a freshman day evening in the Y. M. C. A. parade for the rally before rooms. the Florida game Oct. 24. David Scott, Akron, Ohio, was Free Hunter, elected president; and Buffalo, N. Y.. Clayton Young, Frankfort, secretary. Following the election, Dean Alvin E. Evans of the College of Is Chosen Law gave a talk on "Observance of Frances Sadler Laws." A. W. Plummer and Austin Chairman at First Redding, senior advisors of the Meeting cabinet, had charge of the meeting. The first meeting of the year of Dr. Henry Noble MacCracken. president of Vassar College, will be the speaker Rt the convocation to be held In Memorial hall, Tuesday. Oct. 20. at 10 a. m. Doctor MacCracken has not yet announced his subject. President MacCracken has recently completed rearranging and reworking the survey on Vassar's curriculum and has made changes which should greatly enhance the value of Vassar's courses. The Vassar College president will hold a conference with all the presidents of Kentucky's colleges on Monday. Oct. 19. in President McVey's office. The meeting Is scheduled to begin at 10 a. m. Monday and will continue all day. The group will have lunch at Maxwell Place and later continue the meeting in Doctor McVey's office. Doctor McCracken has been president of Vassar College since 1915 and prior to this served as an instructor in several leading American colleges and universities. Doctor and Mrs. MacCracken will be guests of President and Mrs. Mc- Students Vote Today For Popular Seniors traditional afternoon. battle Saturday 1ie encounter with W. and L. coming a week after their devastat-- , ing defeat at the hands of Georgia Tech may have a bad effect on the team's morale, but during the week a violent shake-u- p took place and the players were told that they back might consider themselves where they started at the start of the season. All of the positions were open and the best man would win them. When the train carrying the Wildcat squad left Union station at 8:27 last night, Bert Johnson and Earl Santis were among the missing. No official statement concerning was made Johnson's status, but The Kerne wal informed yesterday by an authoritative source that It is quite likely that Bert will report for practice Monday. All through the week the squad worked out until dark. There were two scrimmages and plenty of contact work and fundamentals under the very observing eyes of the "Board of Strategies." Under the whip lash of the coaches the boys drove themselves in an endeavor to regain prestige. At the first of the week Bosse was in Nevers' place, due perhapR to his brilliant playing In the Tech battle, but towards the end of the week it was apparent that Nevers would do a great deal of the playing. Potter and Nicholas are still battling it out for their ua'd Neither of them are blocking up to par. Huddleston will probably be retained in his old position. Skaggs complains of a bad back and says he may not be able to make the trip. In that event Tracey will probably appear in that hole. Ends Are Sophomores In the flank positions are Hew- ling and Garland. Both of these men have been second-stringuntil this week. As to whether or not they will remain there depends on the type of game they turn In against W. and L. Hagan, called (Continued on Page Four) ers Kampus Kernels pa-ja- YWCA Roundtable Elects Officers the Junior roundtable of the Y. W. C. A. was held Tuesday night, Oct. Six Women To Be Pledged Phi Beta Formal pledging for Phi Beta, national dramatic and musical honorary foi women, will be held at 5 ocloc on Monda. Oct. 19, In ythe Women's building, at the Phi Beta room. Six women will be pledged who tried out for membership at the Phi Beta party. Monday. Oct. 12, which was held at the Lafayette. Thev are Elizabeth Tillett, Kathe-rin- e Parks, Lucille Thornton, Koset- ta Stxton, Sue Wines, and Alice Adams. REEVES RETURNS FROM TAC BETA PI MEETING in the Woman's building. The purpose of the meeting was chiefly organization. Joy Meredith Edgerton. last year's chairman of the Sophomore Commission, presided and directed the election of officers. The following were elected: Frances Sadler, chairman; Jessie Roby, secretary; Rae Lewis, program chairman. At the conclusion of the election the meeting was turned over to Miss Sadler. It was decided that the group should meet on alternate Tuesdays at 7 o'clock in the Woman's building. The first meeting of each month will be preceded by a supper. Jane Freeman, Dorothy Wunder-lic- h. and Joy Edgerton were appointed to the program committee, and the next meeting of the round-tab- le will be on Tuesday, Oct. 20. 13, Charles Reeves. Dresident Ken- tneltv Aloha chaDter ot Tau Beta Pi, last week attended the 35th an nual convention of the national honorary engineering fraternity in Syracuse and Ithica, N. Y. Thu convention, which was at tended by t8 chapter delegates. Prof. J. D. Williams, associate was sponsored Dy tne lau Beta Educachapters of Syracuse University and professor in the College of tion, was elected Cornell University. chairman for the state of Kentucky at a recent meeting of the board of DOCTOR KOLB TO SPEAK directors of the Kentucky congress held in "After Repeal What" will be the of parents and teachers subject of a talk by Dr. Lawrence Louisville. Professor Williams was graduKolb, superintendent of the U. 8. hospital at the third ated from the University in 192 public health degree In of the series of student forum and received his master's the Unimootinna belns sponsored by the 1930. Before coming to of vminn nennle's division of Maxwell versity he was superintendent Presbyterian church each education in the TV A area, Norris, Street Tenn. Sunday evening. (Jrad Heads State Parent Education n parent-educati- on Sigma Pi Sigma will meet Wednesday afternoon, Oct. 21. in room 103 of the Civil Engineering and Reports of all Physics building. committees will be expected, and all members are urged to be present. There will be an important meeting of Lamp and Cross at 7:30 p. m. Monday, Oct. 19. at- the Sigma Chi house. All members are urged to attend. The Cosmopolitan club will meet in the Y. M. O. A. rooms at 7:30 p. m. on Friday, Oct. 16, In the Armory. Election of officers and plans for the year's program will be made. All students who entered the University for the first time this year and who have not had the test are requested to tubercular come to the dispensary between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. Tuesday as tests during that will be conducted period. Two experienced shoe salesmen are wanted for work on Saturdays, according tc Dean T. T. Jones. Those interested report to the Dean immediately. Keys to Sponsor Saturday Nite Hop The first fraternity subscription dance of the current social by season will be sponsored Keys, mm's Sophomore leader9 'till 12 ship fraternity. Iroin o'clock tomorrow night at the Alumni tyin A new precedent in subscription dames held at the Alumni gym was set in having the admission churgo lor the dunce placed hi ftlty cent? per couple. Garth House and his orchestra will play for the occasion. * Best Cop THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Page Two ornciM. nfwtpfr rHK UNIVERSITY 1.4 ttt of tf OF KENTUCKY of Ent.rMI al th. Pout Offlof at Lrllntton, Itmtuckf, M elan matter undrr tlx Act of March I. 111. mf s and lilical situation to us is like the story Tlie of "1 lie Lady and the l igc i." Wc stand trying to choose in an agony of indecision. AKlatlo Krnturkv Intf rrnnnimr Pr international Itw rVrlc A rt.mtir of the M1nr Colle. PiihllrtKm. reprinted by 4Jnd Bt., Hew York City; J. Worn. Hill On . I Ml 41 Wt-no- d Bun Fto-ico- ; Aw, SeatUa. t ar.r nrlra, Chtraao: Call BiiUdinf, BIT., Lot Ana.lM; 1004 Second COMPLETE CAMPUS COVERAGE CiioRi.K M. SrKNCrR Editor-in-Chie- ,mJ. Cn'Fi kff Betty Earle Editorial Adviser Associate Editor Assistant Managing Editor...- - Theo Nadelsteln William B. Arthur Odls Lee Harris Feature Editor Assistant Feature Editor Frank Burger Ralph E. Johnson Bpccial Editor Joe Quinn SporU Editor WRITERS BUly Evani Robert Rankin Evani Bonb So far as f Managing Editor News Editor Business Manager David H. Sai.yers Ike M. Moore NEWS EDITORS ASSISTANT T. HerUach Clltt Shaw Raymond T. Lathrrm O. Mack Sidney Buckley Orace Silverman Bob Stone Thomaa Watklna Lillian Webb BUSINESS STAFF Advertising Staff Circulation Manager. A1 Vogel, Edgar Penn Nevuia 'latum News, 0 a. m. to 4 p. m, TJniv. TELephones: Business, 0 a. m. to 4 p. m, TJniv. 74. Sundays and after hours, city 2724 or 7542. 136. MLRE SHALL From or the newest developments al home. the looks of ihings it seems that when they have finished whatever they might have been reading, it is thrown on the floor. T hits, in a shot I time, the lobby is cluttered in from end lo end, and is literally knee-deetrash and refuge of all kinds. The kernel finds lli.il janitorial service in this part of the building is all that it should be; therefore, it must be thai users of the jiost office arc the offenders. It hapieiis lh.it, because il is so situated, hall is I he most visited building on the campus. Impressions thai visitors are bound lo receive from a glance at the post office area arc liable to eflet t their opinion of the entire University; in that case, careless persons would be the cause of such an impression. Mc-Vc- COLLEGIATE POLITICS INDECISION convincingly braying Democrats Willi y THE KERNEL ALL STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN minute and Republicans trumpeting our one con- victions away a moment later, we become confused by the bedlam and cease to care whether a donkey or an elephant stands at the helm of Landon promises a safe, inn government. constitutional government with relief problems taken over by the individual states. a former publisher. Col. His standard-bearer- , Frank Knox, attempts to cast ridicule upon the present administration by planning to io the government." The Republicans olfer a government of simplicity, economy, and certainly and as Colonel Knox says, a governinterference with ment with no "sleight-of-hanour economic life." Hut Democrats preach drastic measures for di astir limes. lie fore the depression era our government was sane enough but the nation was money mad and feverishly insane for more. The balloon was pricked and now conditions in the United Stales arc abnormal and strange. Small wonder that the Democrats advocate strong measures which touch the Constitution itself. just when our turbulent minds arc Cjuicicd and we aie almost decided, a bi donkey who used to bray loudly, starts trumpetMr. Al Smith, ing wildly with the elephants. hue of i lie Democ rats, has decided for the Const inn ion and almost swavs us to the belief (hat this mighty document will be utterly destroyed in another Rooseveltian regime. Pioneering in any held, social, scicutilic or political, is dan- dig-nilu- d own-derbi- ed THIS STEM In view of Lady Astor's warning at the University of Virginia and the reply by a Voung Democrat official, it might be interesting to know just how immediate is the question of college politics. There has been some activity in Virginia schools, but its extent has never been exactly calculated. At Depauw University in Indiana, where surveys are more seriously regarded than in the South, the psychology professor ordered his class to do a little snooping. The subjects of several hundred campus conversations, as reported by the eavesdroppers, were compiled and expressed in percentages. The relative frequency of topics was as follows: The opposite sex, 15 per cent; college studies, 13; campus affairs (in the abstract), 10; miscellaneous, 10; college sports, 8; food, 7; organized amusement, 6; professors as individuals, s news, 6; general politics, 5; other 5; cultural subjects (other than college studies), non-campu- 5 per cent. If Depauw is typical of American colleges, as the professor thinks, there is little danger of armed conflict in the academic halls. Lady Astor, when she advised collegians to stay out of politics, evidently had in mind the European organization of students into solid parties. John Currie, who retorted for the Voung Democrats, probably would admit that a united bloc Preparaof students offers evil possibilities. tion for intelligent activity in national affairs depends on a free and logical division of thought. So long as the colleges have this, they are safe. Richmond (Va.) News Leader. IT HAD TO BE TO GIVE A COOL SMOKE SEEMS TO BE A YARD LONG h THE ANSWER I COULD PIPES TO THAT IS USE Y always biting COOL SMOK ING TOBACC- OMY TONGUE, WELL, ft-M- OLD ENGLISH CLAYS VOU SEE, PRINCE ALBERT IS CUT IN A SPECIAL WA-YCRIMP CUT 'ITS CALLED. NOTICE HOW EACH TASTY IT'S GREAT, TUDGE.' ME FOR PRINCE, "a. ' ALBERT FROM NOW ON A PIPE IT BURNS HENCE SLOWER COOLER. AND PA. DOES KIT BTTE, IN THE TONGUE That World If). 19.1ft Anyone wishing to learn new and smurtpy Jokes can see Jerry, commonly known m "Thing M"bob" Smith at the Taver