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ESTABLISHED 1894

Ensemble plays oa’a’
erozoa’: VV/yite Hall

By Matt Barton

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Strike up the band.

Students returning from “bite llall (Ilass—
room Building yesterday heard a free concert
from the PK ’l‘tiba and l‘iiiphonium linsemble.

.\liisic professor Rex (Ionner started the
ensemble in the late 1060s from his tuba class.
'l'oday the weekly class averages I 1 members and
even iiicltides several non~musie majors.

“( )ver time we’ve had people who aren‘t iiitisic
majors but enjoy playing music. so they played
with us." said Tom Bratten. a graduate sttident in
iiitisic who's beeii with the grotip for two years.

In ‘lllnC the ensemble will attend the Annual
'l‘lllhl and l‘iupltonium Assembly at the L‘niversiry

of Minnesota in .\Iinneapoli.s.

“\Ve‘ve perlormed in New York (Iity. \Vashing-
ton. l).( i. .iiid the Alltl“ est over the years." said Skip
(iray. the tuba professor and conductor ofthe group.

To raise money for their trips. the group regu—
larly plays their “’I‘ubas Arotind the \Vorld" show

.it local cleinentan schools.

"'Iiliey learn about music btit also a little about
different cultures. It's a good program for kids."

Bratten said.

u'l'his is probably one of the busiest tttba
ensemble programs in the country." said Tony
(iranados. a music senior who also plays with 'I‘he
l-‘our Horseman. which comprise two tuba and

two euphonium players.

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INDEPENDENT SINCE 1971

Sixteen
receive
grants

By Aaron Sanderlord

(film/int lat/Ilia

“by do abused children lslll tlieii pit‘
ems? “bat is happening to soil at the lllt iiitli
ofthe Mississippi: \Vliat minerals eoiitaiin
nate I".istei‘ii Kentucky freshwater soiiices:

lilie ne\t researcher you see answering
these questions could be .i L l\ iintlei>
graduate.

Sixteen t‘k’ undergraduates
awarded S3500 research grants to pursue
initiatives in their Iieltls this stinmier.

'l'he initiatites will Include the tbrt e
questions abov e and many more.

Alark Ila/It'll is hoping his t.ll't't'l'
research takes .1 quantum leap this sum
mer. as he studies alternatnes to iradr
tional burial atid the effects oI cemeteries
on major urban areas.

Ila/tell plans to travel to Paris and l.llll'
don this summer to research how two ol the
oldest major cities in l“.iirope are dealing
with too many bodies and not enough space.

“(:IIIL'S like London .iiid l’at'is have a
much greater population and limited land
source stuff like cremation. e\hinnatioii
and retise ofgrayes." Ila/lell said.

“I .tiii using London and Paris as tase
studies. lior a senior project ne\t year. I
will be looking at cemeteries in the I nit»
ed States that may be soon looking .it siin~
ila r pressures."

Jeffrey litigate is using his grant money
to help research an endangered species.
'l‘he llispaniolan soleiiodon is a small.
nocttirnal animal Irom the Dominican
Republic that looks like an anteatei

I'iugate. a geography minor. ls
researching the Iotation, number and
habitat ofthe solenodon. lle w ill be tra\ ,
elling to the l)oiiimican Republic with
his geography professor l.mda Roth.

“It‘s a field ofbio»geogi'aphy. ati area I
don’t know a lot about to start with."
litigate said. “I‘m lucky enough to be
working with a professor w ho is very
knowledgeable in her tield,"

Scott Phillips. .1 psychology senior. is
researching ways to combat youth drug use.
using amphetamines and laboratory rats,

“\\'e train rats to sell'aidnimister
amphetamine so they ha\ e the choice
between novel stimuli arid the drugs."
Phillips said.

Phillips hopes to make the connection
that drug—use tendency can be avoided
with early alternative stimuli.

“If we provide kids with enough actiy Ir
ties. they would be less prone to stimulate
that center ofthe brain with drugs." he said.

Students with above a H) gilltlt’qnillll
average are encouraged to apply for the
grants. but (il’A is not the only lattor in
the selection I

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l‘i\llilt‘lll'l'lt'lliill‘
involvement is also w etglied in.

Ila/tell is familiar with the application
process. 'l‘wice before. he applied and was
turned down. The third time? \ charm

“’I‘he first time I was .i runner-up. and
the second time I wasiia men that." he
said. “'lihroughout my coursework. l have
continued to do my own research. applyr
ing it in different ways. l‘he more I‘ve
learned. I felt I had to persist."

Semester grants chime in .it S‘itlll dol
lars. btit summer is the chance for nioie
extensive research. I‘ixtra money for sum

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Senate proposal may
alter tenure process

By Jason Dooley
Sta/f l 1 liter

A proposal by the [inivcrs‘i—
ty Senate (Iouncil would sig—
nificantly alter the criteria by
which faculty are evaluated for
promotion and tenure.

Student (.‘overninent »\.sso~
ciation I’resident \Ielanie
(Irtil. who worked on the pro-
posal as part of the Senate

(Iotincil. said it is a step

toward including student
input in the process.
“\\'e were looking for a
policy by which the University
could properly evaluate its
tenured faculty." she said.
“The (Iolle re of Arts and Sci~
enees alreat y had a system to
do so in place. and we thought
that it would be a good step to
universali/e such a system."
.-\ccording the proposal. the
current system for faculty

evaluation does not take into
account a teacher's perfor—
mance as a student adviser and
his or her portfolio.

“Those are suggested cott—
siderations under the current
system." (ﬁrm said. “\Ve want
to make them a mandatory
part ofthe process."

The section of the tenure
and appointment pt)ll('_\' dealing
with “leaching and Student

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Selling the dream

Ad class wins regional competition, looks to nationals

By Mal Horton

New [fill/or

(iood things come to those who
eat. sleep .ind breathe advertising.

Students from the advertising
campaign class took hottie the first
place trophy front the American
Advertising Federation Competition
Monday in (Iolumbus. Ohio.

The W—member team. which
celebrated their first win since
I980. competed against with II
schools from Ohio. Kentucky and
\Vest Virginia. They now head to
the national convention in .\Iin-

neapolis.
“\Ve thought we did

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create brand insistence for Hallmark
cards.
Brand insistence means the agen-

enotigh to be in the top four." said
Doug I’okriva. a graduating senior
in integrated stt‘alegit communica—
tions and one of the team members.
all of whom had been working on
the project since August. “\Iy heart
just started beating in slow motion.

\Vhen they announced L‘niversity of

Kentucky it just made all the
work worth it."

To win the competition. the
team was given a case study. or
assignment. to develop a marketing
and communications campaign to

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particttlar brand.

For the first stage of the project.
the team had to produce a 4(I-page.
four-color planbook outlining its
rccoinmendations .ind send it off by
April I.

[TK's plans consisted of a multi—
media campaign that involved maga-
zine and television advertising. as
well as a public relations campaign.

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By Mara H. Gottlrlad
The Diamondhark

COLLEGE PARK, Md. —— It
was still light out Monday when
an armed man sexually assaulted
a woman a few blocks from cam-
pus, at the corner of Colle e and
Dartmouth avenues, Prince
George’s Cotznty Police said.
The woman was not injured and
police arrested the man.

Edward Utter, 28, walked out
of a wooded area next to the
sidewalk and grabbed the
woman’s breasts as she walked by
at about 5 p.m., said Prince
George’s County Police
spokesman Sgt. Gary Cunning-
ham.

Utter ran to his truck parked
down the street and drove away.
Following the attempted escape,
a University Police officer
caught Utter near Fraternity
Row and Route 1.

Utter was charged with third—

degrce sexual assault for unlaw-
fully touching the woman and
because he was carrying a knife,
Cunningham said.

Prince George's County
Police and Univcr..ity Police do
not lzclicve Utter is connected to
the recent fourth-degree sexual
assaults in Centrevillc Hall or a
rape and several attacks on and
around campus in mid-March,
Cunningham said.

Several witnesses played bas—
ketball yesterday at a College
Avenue house close to Dart-
mouth Avenue. Some of them
talked to the woman and five
chased Utter around the neigh-
borhood, two in a car and three
on foot.

“I was on the front step of my
friend’s house on College
Avenue,’ said senior marketing
major Larry Silver, who ran after
Utter.

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and was crying. She said a guy

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she
from
class. She thought he
had a knife. After she
pointed us in the direc—
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walked home

to close him in.

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exposing himself in the police
report.

The woman
screamed when she
saw Utter reach
into his pocket for
something black,
said Greg Spina, a
junior marketing
major.

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the house and

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lives and he was not listed in a

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have a different atmosphere, in a way that triggeis
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Also the director of the Robert Presley Center
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in the relationship between alcohol and violence.

He recently presented his ﬁndings at a North—
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By Matthew May

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Soon it will be over.

ICvery year, thousands of col-
lege baseball players cotiie to the
park for the last time, slip on their
uniform, lace tip their spikes,
stand on the foul—line for the
National Anthem and make their
filial plays for their University. It is
not a happy day for most, because
only one group of seniors can
leave the yard that day a winner.

Despite what you may have
heard about L'K's chances at riiak—
ing the Southeastern (Ionference
'l‘ournament, do not think for a
second that the (Iats' senior out—
field quartet is planning on check-
ing out early, or taking those
spikes off as losers.

The four playerszjustin Bunch,
Andy Bendix, Mark .Murphy and
Jason (Iolemire, have formed the
outfield fraternity, ruling the (Iliff
llagan Stadiutii outfield grass as if
it were their own backyards. They
have created a bond and each
knows that as they saddle tip for
their last rides as (Eats, they will go
at it together.

The similarities between the
four start on the junior college
circuit as each of them transferred
to L'K after playing two years at
junior colleges across the nation.

The foursome's ride has not
always been a smooth one, as the
(Iats struggled to a 20—34—1 record
last season, finishing fifth in the
SliC l‘iastern Division and missing
any form of postseason play. Miss—
ing the best baseball exhibition in
collegiate baseball did not sit well
with the quartet, especially

Bendix, who had to watch help—
lessly from the bench.

“lt was hard just watching, feel—
ing like I wasn't part of the team,"
said Bendix, who received a medical
hardship year after having shoulder
surgery. “It means a lot this year.
\Ve weren't playing real well, then
our pitching came around all of the
sudden. It makes it better because
people counted us out, so we can
stick it in their faces."

For (Iolemire, making a post-
season appearance in a L‘K uni~
form would fulfill a lifelong dream,
since he grew tip in Boone (Iounty
always wishing to be a (lat.

“It would mean a lot because I
always wanted to go to L'K,"
(Iolemire said. “1 could have gone
a lot of places (Illinois and New
Orleans most notably), but L'K
means a lot to me."

Making the move to big—titne
Division I baseball frotn the
.IL'(I() ranks was not easy for the
group as all four players said
adjusting to the tnore talented
players. especially the pitchers,
was extremely difficult.

“Seeing quality pitchers every
day was a big change," said Murv
phy, who is batting .299 with 15
doubles and seven home runs. “In
jtinior college, you may see a few
gtiys that are quality. but you see
that everyday here."

Bendix admitted hitting in the
SlCC was much harder than in
junior college.

“1 fitting is a lot different here,"
Bendix said. “The pitching here is
above the pitching in junior col—
lege. \Ve sec pitchers that have
good stuff everyday."

All four have adjusted well, as

evidenced by the increase in this
year's statistics compared with their
junior years'. (Iolemire and Bendix
are both hitting over .300, with
(Ioleniire standing fourth on L’K’s
all—time list for doubles in a season
with l‘) and Bendix smacking a
tearu—high l l home runs. Bunch
has rebounded from a rough start
to hit nine doubles and six homers,
including two as a pinch hitter.
liach has been the main contributor
to big Sl“.(l wins at least once this
season, and all have been tremen—
dous in the field, posting only four
errors between them.

\\'hile the group remains close
on and off the field, all will be
moving in different directions
when the season ends. Bendix
hopes to play baseball somewhere,
but is going to wait and see what
happens with June's amateur
draft. (Iolemire hopes to get draft-
ed, but if not, will return to UK to
finish work in his major. Bunch is
planning on playing ball up north
in an independent league and
Murphy, surprisingly, plans to
walk away from the gatne.

“l have no interest in profes-
sional baseball because teams are
too interested in drafting
prospects instead of players who
understand the game," Murphy
said. “l've lost a lot of respect for
the game."

\Vhatever the case, the outfield
fraternity will look to drag out
their season for as long as possi—
ble, hopefully ending with a post
season run.

“I just want to keep on winning,“
Murphy said. “Once you lose, you
know you‘ll never ptit on the spikes
again, so just keep winning."

UK softball plays host to Hedﬂawlts

Stalin/inn

The UK softball team plays
host to its filial non-conference
doubleheader of the season
tonight, as the Miami (Ohio) Red-
Hawks invade the UK Softball
Stadium for an evening twin bill.

The first pitch of the double—
header is set for (i p.ni., while the
second game is scheduled for
about 8 pm.

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In their last outing, the \\'ild—
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which is ranked No. (i in batting.
only to drop the pair to the
Tigers, 3-0 and l-(l.

Pitcher Keary (Janiunas allowed
LSL‘ just eight total hits in two
complete games, holding the
Tigers to less than halfoftheir 8.9
hits—pcr~game average. (Iamunas
got help from the UK defense as
well, as the (iats did not commit an

error in the first game against LSL’.

Miami enters the doubleheader
with a 32—34 record after dropping
three—of—four games over the
weekend. The (Jats and Redl lawks
met earlier this season, with UK
claiming a 1—0 decision at the East—
ern Kentucky invitational March ().

Following tonight's games, the
(Iats play host to Southeastern
(Ionference rival Tennessee in a
pair ofdoubleheaders this weekend.

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Entertainment I'ftlitm'

\\'elcome to Kinia, or Amerigo
(depending on which atlas yott
read), a piece of Caribbean real
estate Americans acquired peace-
able iii W40 front the linglish.

()fcourse you won’t really find
Amerigo iii atiy tropical guide—
books, for it’s a titere fictional fact
dreamed up iii the mind ofJimmy
Buffett. It serves as
the setting for Buf-
t'ett‘s ﬁrst theatrical
oray.

Don't Stop The
Carnival was a
iiittsical he co—wrote
with llerman
\Vouk. The play
opetied last April to
a lotig stritig of
sold—out hottses.

Buffett's latest

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“Public Relations," the second
track, tells the story of the main
character of Don‘t Stop The Carni—
z'al, Norman Paperman.

Now Norman is your typical
suit, a Broadway public relationist
to be exact. He gets fed up with
the hustle and bustle of New York
(lity life and heads south where he
catt go through his mid-life crisis
iii relative peace and quiet. [I is
this hostile transition of lifestyles
that makes Don‘t Stop The
(.‘arnii'al entertaining.

He is the quintessential
Buffett-tvpe character.
.\'ot utilike Bubba himself
at one point, when he
headed down to Key \V’est
iti order to get away from
his ex~wife and the rest of
reality.

l’apertiian's parts are
stttig by Buffett on the
album, while the various

albtttii is a collec- ‘Don’t Stop Tb: other characters that go iii
tioti of the music Way and out are sung by other
front Don ‘t Step The W Bum” vocalists. That fgives the
Carnival and offers Wargaﬁtavillc) albttiit a lot o variety,

a brand new look
for the crazy old
man front Key “'est.

The (El) isn't totally like a
musical soundtrack, bttt it isn't a
typical Buffett album either; it's
more of a hybrid ofthe two.

There is one thing that is deft—
tiite, though, the music has Buf-
fett‘s distinct sound.

Dan‘t Stop The Carniz'al begins
with a spoken word piece about
the history of Kittia atid goes itito a
very nice calypso piece that
expands on its history as well as
giving the background of many of
the characters iii the play.

which is a good thing
because it is over one hour
long and contains 20 songs.

The music is (lone exclusively
by the (Ioral Reefer band. They
perform the Buffett-crafted tuties
with care atid grace like only they
can.

(ireg “Fingers" Taylor is the
highlight of the band as always.
llis harmonica pieces are some of
the best there is aiitl he iroves it
on “Island liever." He makes sonte
of the sweetest sounds possible
come out of the harmonica, giving
the sottg a soulful feeling that is
undeniable.

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hit record storesyt'sfel'tlav and l.\‘ anather hit.

()ne of the downsides is that
sotiie of the sottgs on Don't Stop the
(.arniz‘al have some distinct over—
lap with previous Buffett works.
“Just an Old Truth Teller" bares a
distinct resemblance to “Desde-
mona's Building a Rocketship”
front Buffett’s earlier Banana
ll'iml.

I suppose iii the course of writ—
itig the music for an entire theatri-
cal production Buffett just decided
to fall back on souie of his old
melodies that seemed to work.

The common joe on the street
probably wouldn't pick tip on
those intricacies, btit then again,

this album is such that only die-
hard l’arrotheads would really be
able to enjoy it.

In a way that is a bit of a good
thing. I can almost imagine stupid
frat boys opening up this album
and being like, “That doesn't
sound anything like Margari-
tavillel“

So while this is aii album to cttll
a few of the false followers frotii
the flock, it can bring in new fans
who are more interested in musi-
cals.

It can do that because Buffett
does such a great job iti bridging
the gap between the two styles.

The tu

fter a semester of coltiliiits on

the tiiost entertaining pro—

grams oti television today, I
present to you my final commen-
tary of the semester. I was
honestly sttrprisetl at how
this idea caught on, so before
I get itito the world of
wrestling, I want to thank all
of the positive responses l
received on the articles.

For all of you who might
have considered this column
a waste of space in the
words of Ric l’lair. “You cati
like it or ttot like it. bttt you
have to learti to love it, ‘cattse

today."
As I leave you lot the semester
with this tmal column. l decided

Gary
McCullum

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that I should leave you with my
wrestling predictions for the sum-
titer of 1908. Some of the predic-
tions are probable, others are likely
only iii the event that I quit
school and begin working
for the “AH“ and \\'(I\\'.

But if my grades do not
pick up over finals week,
this could become a strong
possibility. So without any
further ado:

Vllulk llogatt will star
iii four tiiore movies that
stick. This will lead to his
continued presence iti
wrestling arid my reluc-
tance to turn on any \\'(I\\'
Nitro broadcast. ()n the
good side. with llogan's movies
going straight to video, we won‘t

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have to sit through previews that
might actually rival 'litanie on bore—
dom factor.

VShawn Alichaels will return to
the \'\'\\'l“, but as a good guy upset
with the direction of Degeneration
X. A new feud will pit l).\' against
Michaels, Kevin Nash, Sid Vicious
and the newest superstar in
wrestling. \'al \'enis. Look for this
fetid to peak at “Survivor Series"
this fall.

V.\lotiday Nitro will end every
week with a disqualification. Mean-
while, Raw will end every week with
Vince McMahon getting pissed off
or beat tip by “Stone Cold" Steve
Austin.

VAly tiext prediction is that the
most gorgeous lady iii wrestling will
make a return to the rittg. (iold—
dust's former manager, Marlena.
will return to the ritig smoking her
cigars again, after a nine month
absence. (Ian anyone say “maternity
leave"?

V“\\'hite Lightning" Tim
llorner, Bad News Brown, the
Bushwhackers and Tu boat will all
make major comebacks this suiti-
ttier. These men have all been gone

Ill‘ll wrestling

frotii the wrestling spotlight for a
while now. But after sotiie time to
seriously re-evaluate their careers,
they will be printed for greattiess
this summer.

VAnother prediction l ltave is
that the battle between “AH: atid
\\'(J\\' will begin to heat tip again.
It's calmed down iii recent months
with Nitro topping Raw consistent-
ly iii the ratings. But if this past
.\loiiday ni rht's assault by UK
against the boys of \\'(I\\' is any
indication, the two major wrestling
organizations could be look