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Dog days of
summer

Basking in
laziness

Before each summer

SUMMERKBNTUCKY

begins. we all make a
list, whether on paper
or in our head, of all
the things we hope to
accomplish. I am no
different. The only
problem is that after
looking back on my
list, l'm beginning to
realize some of my
goals might be a
smldge out of reach.
In fact most of them
are completely
impossible. But I’ll let
you fine readers be
the judges. So, for
you reading
pleasure/pain/
annoyance/torture,
here's the list.

0 I wasn't able to avoid
seeing the "Titanic"
duplicate of a movie,
"Pearl Harbor." l
was just waiting for
Ben Affleck to sit on
the front of his plane
and squeal something
about being "King of
the World".

- I never made it into an
issue of Playboy.

- I wasn't able to get my
design into UK's new
website. For some
reason, the editor
didn’t think
incorporating the
www.amihotornot.
com concept was
much of a vision.

- My plans for world
domination were
thwarted early when
the bouncer at
Kamikazies wouldn't
take my fake ID. I
know going there
probably wasn’t much
of a start, but it's
more than any of you
have done.

- I won't be able to get
into the Guinness
Book of World
Records for being the
laziest man in the
world. They
considered writing
these articles too
much work.

0 My finanCial situation
hasn't improved like I
was hoping it would
either. Being a
shoeshine boy isn't
as glamorous or
profitable as they
make it out to be.

haven't been able to
keep atrophy from
developing in every
muscle in my legs.
For some reason, i
figured dragging
myself from the
couch to the TV twice
a day was enough
exercise.

- My attempts to start
up a rock/rap/
alternative/jazz band
failed when the
grungy bass guitar
player punched the
one-eyed saxophonist
for looking at him
funny.

Jonathan Ray
Rail_editor®hotmail.com

I do however get to go
on vacation. By the
time you read this, I'll
be on Delray Beach,
Fla, being lazy again.

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Forget the sunglasses.
No need. It's mostly
cloudy.

Kentuci’s s'
Kernel

VOL. #107 ISSUE 83

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Tomb Raider

Jolie rocks
6 box J. ‘
ce. l3

Employees say benefits still an issue

Health insurance: Workers gather to remind UK
trustees that they have not given up the fight

By Scott Sloan
[TlllOR IN cum

Health insurance
been forgotten.
Nearly 75 people gathered in

hasn't

the Student (‘enter Free Speech
Area
Trustees
show the trustees they are not
satisfied with the new health in
surance rates.

prior to the Board of
meeting Tuesday to

At the board meeting. the

20012002 UK's operating budget
with the

increased insurance

ANIlQUEAUIQS

rates was passed.

"We‘re not happy with the
board's decision." said David
Lautzenheiser. a plumber at UK.
"They basically ignored the staff
and the faculty."

Lautzenheiser said the gath-
ering was more of a remem—
brance than a protest.

Russell Williams. the staff
trustee. cast the only nay vote
for the budget. Williams said the
vote was "largely symbolic

"I felt (the rates) still put an
unfair burden on some burden

on some employees as well (is
most retirees." Williams said

The rates were lowered pm
or to the decision deadline when
it was announced UK would pick
up almost $600,000 of the pro
posed increases. according to
Vice President for Fiscal Affairs
(leorge [)eBin

Despite the outcome of the
vote. most employees held out
hope for the future

"I hope that the new admin
istration and President Lee
Todd will attempt to find a way
to ease the burden on employ
ees." said Deborah Flori-z. a
physical plant department build
ing operator. who spoke .it the
gathering.

Classic cars make a
move on downtown

Pedal to the metal: Historic cars in the History
Channel's Great Race cruise through Lexington

By Lamin Swanr_i

STAFF WRITER

Nostalgia.

Main Street along the urban
downtown Lexington was trans-
formed into a main street that of
older Lexingtonians would remem-
ber from the World War era. due to
the History Channel's Great Race
roaring through Tuesday evening
with thousands cheering.

The Great Race. in its 19th
year. a transcontinental rally race
with up to 120 pre-laﬁl vehicles
and pre-1960 sport cars. is the
world's richest vintage car compo
tition with a share of 3275.000 in
cash and prizes.

The race. which is judged
more on time and pace than speed.
started in Atlanta, Ga. on June 17
and ending in Pasadena. Calif. on
June 30. will travel across the na-
tion. stopping in 44 cities along the

The cities will host the racers
as am am. or pm. pit. a lunch or
ovemight stop. Lexington was the
third overnight host for the Great
Race.

As spectators enjoyed seeing
the classic vehicles up close. the
drivers and navigators equally en-
joyed talking about their vehicles
with the spectators.

Schotzie. a German Shepard
was sitting under the front of a
1941 Cadillac convertible like their
was no time in the world. as
Wayne Hoag. the navigator of the
Cadillac. was chatting with whole
ers.

"This is the best part of the
race. talking to the people," said
Hoag. from Truckee. Calif. He is a
veteran of the Great Race. compet-
ing for the eighth time.

Teams consist of a driver and
a navigator. which can be more
than two people. rotating day by
day or legs of the race. and com-

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Back to the future

The History Channel Great Race made
its way through downtown Lexington
Tuesday as thousands watched. The
race began in Atlanta, Ga., and will
conclude in Pasadena, Calif. Specta-
tors enloyed a classic car show and
met with the drivers and navigators
of the autos.

pete in four separate classes _., Pro.
Expert. Sportsman and X-Cup. a di-
vision for high school students.

lSyearold Mark Lopez of Fil-
more. Calif.. is in the X-Cup divi-
sion with his team racing a 1928
Ford Model A pick-up truck.

A part of the Fight Against
Smoking Team. Lopez and eight
others spend an academic year.
restoring an old car as a part of a
class. Principles and Practices in
Automobile Restoration at Filmore
High School. then entering the
Great Race.

Growing up around old cars.
Lopez enjoys seeing the cities and
towns along the race.

"Everyone is so nice, treating
us like celebrities." he said. "I feel
like a celebrity.“

Competing in the Great Race
is not just roaring up your grandfa-
ther's old jalopy in the barn and a
fresh coat of paint and wheels.

"You got to be crazy and have
more than extra pocket change"
said Bob Coker of Winston Salem.
NC. while leaning against his 1937
Buick Roadmaster convertible.
The entry fee is 36.500.

Faculty members
and employees
signed petitions
Tuesday at the Stu-
dent Center Free
Speech Area to
express their dis-
pleasure with UK’s
insurance rate
increases.

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ACROSS THE POND

EU says no to
US use of the
death penalty

Capital punishment: Many Europeans jeer
President Bush on recent trip for executions

By Antti Peltonen

N'fDNAl’iNA. ’iRDF’leinan'

"l have no comments for aw: in for McVeigh You Euro
peans are so ditlcrcntf said Karen ll: finder. a Terre Hittite Tr.
bune Star repot ter

Branden was one of ten members of the media watching
McVeigh's execution behind the glass June 12 at Terre Haute.
1nd.

Several members of the European lilf'fllIL who were inter
ested in the detruk of the execution. asked her questions about
McVeigh s last (in: But more than the execution day. the Euro
pean media wars interested in reasons why McVeigh became the
first person to lit. r-xet‘llit'tl by the l'nited States federal govern-
ment since 19a;

The case of trie (lklahoma Bomber has been followed
closely by the European media since April 19. 1005. when the
bombing took place that killed M8 people fit the Alfred P Mur
rah federal buildiizg The European point
of view about McVeigh has 'ilSti been
clear throughout the process Almost no
one believes he should not have been
punished. Most say he should have been
sent to prison for late without. the prmi
bility of parole But. despite his i'i‘llllf’.
and the children killed during the bomb
ing. many Europeans have difficulties at
cepting the death penalty

President Bush called the exet ution.
which took place just days before he be
gan his European tour. justice and said
the Victims had finally received restituv
tion 'This young man chose his destiny
himself." Bush said.

Justice or not. the explanation did
not satisfy European protesters who fol
lowed Bush during his trip to Europe

Adding fuel to their desire was the
impending execution of.luan Raul Garza.
a Texan marijuana traffit ker. conVicted
of killing one man and ordering the
deaths of two others

Garza was executed Tuesday morn
ing at the federal penitentiary in Terre
Haute. ind

Prior to his execution. (.arza expressed remorse for his
crime and the pain it had caused

Anti-death penalty demonstrators throughout Europe have
not been hesitant to express their opinions

Amnesty international described the execution as ”victory
of revenge over justice" and said that McVetgh‘s death was a
step backwards in the fight for the human rights Amnesty ofﬁ.
cials said the McVeigh case gave the Ifnited States a possibility
to show it no longer supports the death penalty A chance it
failed to use

The European l‘nion opposes the death penalty and said the
l'nited States should eliminate capital punishment.

"The death penalty belongs in the past.‘ said Antonio Maria
Pereira. .‘l Portuguese 1 1y 1] rights activist, 'It is barbaric "

The European media. which has nicknamed Bush "serial
killer." has noted that the l'nited States and Japan are the only
western countries where the death penalty is still in use. The
last Ei' nation to abolish state-sponsored executions was
France. which eliminated them in 1981

A day after McVeighs execution. the French newspaper
Liberation had a title in the front page that said. "Murders mur-
derers ‘

The biggest newspaper in Germany. Bild. wrote that it did
not feel sorry for McVeigh but still opposed his death.

Even this kind of killing that has been made in the name of
justice makes us murderers.’ the newspaper wrote ”No one can
be the God of life and death. We must say no to our destre for
revenge "

The
death
penalty
belongs
in the
past."

- Antonio Maria
Pereira.
ClVll rights actrvrst

The Associated Press and Reuters contribth to this story.

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lﬂESAGAQESGA

Appeals end after long trial

SGA Supreme Court: Justices declined to hear Election Board of
Supervision Chairman's appeals regarding campaign overspending

By Andrea Ulrde

CONTRIBUTING WRlllR

The claims tiled against
newly-elected Student Govern
ment Association President
Tiiii Robinson alleging cam
paigii expenditure violations
have coiue to an end.

Following a spring of ten
sum. the SGA Supreme Court
attirnied the ruling of the Elecr
tion Board of (‘laims by declin
ing to grant a discretionary re»
view of the case in response to
the appeals brought.

Robinson and Vice PI‘t‘Sl'
dent (‘aroline llarralson were
accused of overspending in
their campaign and inaccurate-
ly reporting their expenses. Ace
cusations included not report-
ing the fair

CAMPUS NEWS

market value of

Robinson Harralson campaign
T-shirts and posters

The SGA Constitution stip-
ulates presidential and vice
presidential candidates cannot
spend more than $600 on their
campaign.

Robinson's opponents and
Matthew Johnson. the SGA
Election Board of Supervision
chairman. claimed the $599.89
Robinson reportedly spent was
only an estimate that hid his e\
cessive spending.

Robinson immediately
mod the claims.

The claims were heard by
the Election Board of (‘laiins
which ruled that while Robin-
son's funding reports were unr
clear. the claims could not be
proven. Robinson and llarral-
son were ordered to perform

de-

coinmunity service to resolve
the dispute.

This decision. however. did
not appease the students. in;
cluding Johnson. who tiled the
suits. The seven justices of the
SGA Supreme t‘ourt were noti»
tied of Johnson's appeal soon at»
ter the Board of (‘laims' deci»
sion.

The Supreme Court refused
to hear Johnson‘s appeals. opt-
ing to let the Board of (‘laims'
decision stand

While Robinson
lieved with the outcome.
son was not.

"(The Courtl had a job to do
and they didn't do it.” Johnson
said.

Robinson said he will go
ahead and do what he was elect-
ed to do and move past the con-

was re-
John-

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troversy.

If Johnson or others want
Robinson to be removed from
otﬁce. it would require two con-
secutive two-thirds votes by the
SGA Senate, which according to
Senate (‘hairman Edwin Or-
ange is unlikely.

Fifteen of the Senate's 38
members campaigned with
Robinson during the past elec-
tion.

"I think itiost of the Senate
feels like the Board of Claims
did its job and the Supreme
(‘ouit did its job." Orange said.

Joshua Robinson. a
Supreme (‘ourt justice who was
not involved with the case due
to final exams. said. "the matter
is closed."

"It ends everything."
said.

Johnson. on the other hand.
still maintains his position. "I
can honestly say I feel good
with what I've done." he said. "I
took care of it as far as I could."

OK President
Charles Nothing-
ton announced
Friday that UK
has surpassed its
goal of raising
$400 million in
capital campaign
funds by the end
of his presiden-
cy. The campaign
is seeking to
raise $600 mil-
lion total.

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No long break for some students

Summer vacation: Medical students have little time off and lots of
classes and exams but most say it will be worth it in the long run

By Erika Simpson

«ET‘N‘RIBTI' Ne WR"ER

It's the tirst week of August
\‘eu'w been out of school since
the first ol3 li: l\. ind you’re s p
pnl‘s i too think on \oiii port h.
c ariet l to stay in the sh ide. be
cause temperatures are in the
90s. Suddenly. panic hits you.
You have to go back to school

Although most l'lx' students
prolmbly cannot imagine their
lives without be blessed sum
mer break. those who are med
ica'. students actually feel grate
ful for their year round class
schedule

\Vt‘ tee! so lllr‘k\ to be in
medical school] said Jacquelyn
Holt. .1 first year student

l‘nhke most undergraduate
students. these aspiring first
year physicians and therapists

take advantage of a tiy'erweek
break during the summer. a nor
mal spring break and a con
densed (‘hristmas "vacation "
Thus the students may not haw
enough time to take the vaca
tion they really desire

Eyen so. the brevity of the
breaks does not phase Joel
l\'t it} ht: itirst \ear student.

It s .I nice break." he said
'You‘re refreshed and ready
[when you return]

This summer. the first-\eai'
students take one class from 8:30
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consider the fact that these stit-
dents do get free time.

"We typically have
noons off." Iiolt said

Knight and Holt both agree
that studying amidst this gor»
geous summer weather can be a
bit of a challenge
"It is harder to get motiyat
Knight said
A t3 pical school year for
medical students begins July 39
and ends around June 29. With
the block sy stem. first year stu
dents may take an average of
three classes. worth seven cred
its each. between .-\ug l to Nov.
1. They then begin a new set of
classes.

The l'nited States Medical
Licensing Exams. which stu
dents call the "boards.” begin
June 1 Students must pass

after

ed."

these e\ uiis to be Th e nsed
physic i ins; howevre. this does
not make them official physi
cians. They must then go on to
take other boards within their
ﬁeld of specialization.

First-year students take
Step 1 in June but do not take
Step 2 until after their third year
of schooling. Step 3 comes after
the student's ﬁrst year of resi-
dency.

Upon graduation. Holt said
she will feel ”relieved and ner-
vous" about what is to come

Although Holt does not
know what kind of physician
she wants to be yet. she said
\ou know its sgoing to pay off."

Thus. the siimmei vacation
that so many of us hold dear
may not be as crucial to life as
we thought. The sacriﬁce of a
couple of months of sipping cool
drinks on the porch is well
worth it to our future genera
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West film, Tomb Raider.

Must see: Jolie, Voight make a fluff plot
line believable under heavy action

Lara is visited by her fa» .
ther. played by .lolie's real life . 351%
father .lon \‘oight. who tells
her to stop the llluminati's
quest. basically setting up the

Kubric's unfinished work on
artifical intelligence versus

‘ CORNER OF SOUTH LIME & EUCLID _

By Alan Slone

SCTNF EDITOR

Video games rarely make
good premises for movies.

Take for example. the ear
ly ‘80s release. The Wizard a
story of a budding video game
champion is on his way to the
Nintendo World (‘bampi
onships. Not exaetly what I'd
eall Oscar-winning material.

Another bottonrot the-bar
rel movie. Super Mario Broth
ers. takes the popular Ninteir
do Atari game and tries to put
it into a futuristic world with
real life actors. Not a pretty
picture

Tomb Raider should haye
been one of those inoyies

But it wasn‘t.

Lara l‘roft. played by Air
gelina Jolie. is an incredibly
rieh English girl following in
her father‘s steps as a tomb
raider a profession that is
quite popular. according to the

movie Her father.
has been missing for
than i
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liord (‘roft.
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ye ars. lost in the field.

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to the sounds of a ticking elock
and finds a (‘lltl'k among her fa
ther's personal belongings in a
(gasp?) hidden room.
pense
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of a god.

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For the week of June 21 - June 27

THURSDAY

Starlight Lounge Live. AM. 9 pm. Tickets
cost $1.03.

Backstreet Boys. Rupp Arena. 7:30 pm.
Tickets range from $40 - 96.50.

FRIDAY

William Wegman: Fashion Photographs.
The Speed Art Museum, Louisville. Runs
through Aug. 12. Tickets cost $7.

Steven 8 Kyle. Kitty 0'Shea's. 9:30 pm.
Cost TBA.

SATURDAY

Catawampus Universe. Lynagh's.
10 pm. Tickets cost $5.

Big Band and Jazz Fest at Ecton Park.
Ecton Park, Lexington. 7 pm. Free
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SATURDAY

Chicago. Verizon Wireless Music Center.
Nobelsville. Ind. 7:30 pm. Tickets range
from $17.75 — 32.75.

Ba'eAssets Kitty O‘Shea's 930 pm Cost TBA

rest of the not-so-deep plot
line,

The movie. while full of
flufT and good taste. is not on
like candy it's good. fun and
a treat. But a steady diet of it
would lead a person to be in
great pain and if you have
seen anything lately that re
seinbles an action flick lie.
The Sixth liay. Proof of Life).
you will probably realize that
even action flieks have stair
dards. Tomb Raider lives up to
them all

in short. Tomb Raider is
the kind of movie that you
don't think you'll like. but you
find yourself cheering every
time something blows up or
gets shot up and that's a
good thing. (in out it's sum-
mer Have fun Watch things
that are nothing but eye can
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Just don‘t get used to it.

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Minds Wide Open. An art exhibit at
the MetroLex Gallery. 8:30 am. to
6:30 pm. Free admission.

WEDNESDAY

The Groobees. Lynaqh's. 9 p.lT1.TiClt—
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June 28.10 pm. Tickets cost $5.

Rammstein. Bogart's. June 28. 8:30
pm. Tickets range from $15 - 30.

Tony Bennett. Riverbend Music Cen-
ter, Cincinnati. July 1 at 8 pm Tick-
ets range from $17.25 - 52.75.

Janet Jackson. Rupp Arena. July 22
at 7:30 pm. Tickets range from
53475-7775.

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Jenny Robertson, dialogue editor
Scott Sloan. editor in chief
Kelley Sears. news editor
Alan Sione. scene editor

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George,
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President George W.

Bush's tour of
embarrassment
throughout Europe
has finally ended. On
behalf of all
Americans, I would
like to thank him for
making us all look
like redneck tools.
Still he is the
president. Shame on
the Floridians. But it
could be better or
worse. Think of all
the other people
named George who
could be preSident.

George Lucas

The man could erase
the entire national
debt by making two
more Star Wars
movres.

George Harrison

His new top-secret
weapon: a Yellow
Submarine loaded
with ballistic
missrles

George Clooney

This guy is out of
sight. He can perform
open-heart surgery
and balance the
budget Without
breaking a sweat

George Steinbrenner
Watch out reSIdents
of Luxembourg. He
bought the World
Series; he can
probably buy your
entire country and
make it the new
Camp 0av1d.

George Foreman
Campaign slogan -
"The Lean, Mean,
Tax-Reducmg
Machine."

George of the Jungle
Swinging his way to
Washington. lt's
George, George
George of the Jungle.

George Costanza
Three words: Vice
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George Carlin
He would keep the
censors busy during
the State of the
Union.

Curious George
His solution to
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Funding could pay poor ’3 utilities

Shining the light on America’s poor may be tak-
ing on a completely different meaning.

Congress will vote soon. possibly as early as this
week, on whether to raise the Low-Income Home
Energy Assistance Program funding to help our na-
tion‘s poor pay its utility bills. This surge of support
for LIHEAP is desperately welcome. overcoming
past inclinations to kill the program.

This concept is thought by many to be Congress’
direct response to the ongoing energy deﬁciency in
California, among other parts of the country. As
much as $300 million may be appropriated for the
current-year emergency fund, according to the
House. This sum is twice as much as previously re-
quested by President Bush.

We feel that while the current energy crisis con-
tinues to be fought, a budget increase for this once-
obscure program would be beneﬁcial for lowin-
come families. This would provide compensation
and prevent utilities such as air conditioning and
heating cut from being cut off for lac