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University of Kentucky
VOL IX
SOPHS PULL SURPRISE

IS READY

EVERYTHING

FOR

I.P.A.

CONVENTION

Score Tells Delegates From All Parts
's
Sad Tale of
of Country Will

ng

Upper-classmen-

Defeat

Attend

WINNERS ARE CHAMPS DEC.
The crisis had come. The small
of faithful fanatics shivered
with cold and trembled with excitement until each outshook a Honolula
hula. Proud and haughty the mighty
Senior legion had marched upon the
field, full of confidence and prunes.
They had practiced for over a week.
crowdi

The little band of unsophisticated
Sophs had 'walked on the field nervous
and fearful. They 'had no big men
like Bill Collins and Potts and they
were too little to fill up the big Wildcat suits that Dr. Tigert had lent them.
But what a surprise! .Rabbit Gardner and Pug Longsworth had torn
thru the line until the ball rested in
the shadow of the goal.

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No. 13

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DEC. 14, 1916.

28-3-

1

IS THE DATE

The

National Convention
Prohibition Association will be held in Lexington,
December
and Kentucky stu
dents will have an opportunity to see
a number of prominent speakers and
in addition what is probably the greatest student oratorical contest in the
country.
of the Intercollegiate
28-3-

The local committee and the Prohi
bition Club of the University are cooperating in making plans for the entertainment of the delegates, and for
the time being. Kentucky will have the
eyes of the college world on her. The
convention was brought here largely
thru the efforts of Joe M. Robinson,
business manager of The Kentucky
Kernel, and he has been active in all
.the preliminary work.

Professor Weaver took off his kid
gloves, got his pencil out of his pocket
According to present plans special
and scratched his head. His beloved
Seniors were getting theirs. They had trains will leave St. Louis and Chi
possession of the pigskin but three cago Wednesday evening, December
27, arriving in Lexington about 10:30
times straight the Sophs had held.
The Seniors lined up again. But Thursday morning, in time for delewait! Addison Foster, looking as gates to complete their registration
pretty as any Swede you ever saw, and be ready for the opening session
pulled off his big white sweater and of the convention on Thursday aftertrotted on the field. The players noon. A national secretary of the asstopped. From the Senior camp a sociation and a railroad representative
mighty yell went up. With steady will accompany each train and take
stride and beaming face the mighty charge of all arrangements. A third
Foster marched upon the scene. He special from Knoxville, carrying delewas a kicker against whom the fabled gates from the southeastern states, is
also under consideration.
Maud sank into insignificance.
Large Attendance Expected.
He took his place to punt. He
Ever since the opening of the colsod. The
kicked his cleats into the
ball snapped and against the pigskin leges in the fall I. P. A. national secwent great Foster's foot. But here retaries have been in the Held, reaching nearly every part of the country
came charging like mad Kaiser
stuHeinrich Frederick Schneider. and stirring up intorest in the big
dent gathering. As a result, enthusiWith a dull sickening thud the ball
bounded against his breast and over asm is reported to be high, and the
the line. The flying Dutchman danced convention is expected to break all
A
across the goal line and dove upon the previous records for attendance.
a thousand delegates is the goal set by
ball. So the Sophomores had made
score and all Addison had kicked was the national officers, and if interest
continues to grow there Is no doubt
the W. K. bucket.
bo well up
This is really the whole story of the that the attendance will
game. After that it was a cat and toward the thousand mark.
According to the tentative program
dog scrap but the early lead of the
former Secretary of State William J.
Sophs was enough.
principal attraction
The game settles the class superior- Bryan will bo the
ity of the University. Another signifi- on Thursday evening, tlio opening
cant fact is that the interest in the night of tho convention. Mr. Bryan's
game shows that class football has recent espousal of tho cause of nationenergetic permet with favor among the students al prohibition and tho
sonal campaign he is making to inand is a success. It had been disduce tho Democratic party to approve
carded for the past two years.
prohibition, make his appearThe stars that shone are as thick national
It is
ance hero doubly interesting.
as the motes that people the W. K
expected that he will bo given a roussunbeams. Gardner looks like there
ing welcome when he gets up to speak.
is real football ability in him and
banquet in his honor
seems to be a find. He tore thru the It is said that a
is being planned by some of his
UneB in a way that made visions of
"Doc" rise in the mind's eyes of the friends.
Oratory Will Feature,
crowd. Longworth and Wlialey also
The National Oratorical Contest, the
did stellar work for the Sophomores.
(Continued on Page 5.)
(Continued on Page Five)
Wil-hel-

KENTUCKY

WELCOME!
Tho Kernel this week is largely
devoted to the convention of the
International' Prohibition Associa
tion which will be held here December 28 to 31. A number of extra copies have been printed, which
will be distributed among the delegates who will represent many of
the principal colleges and universities thruout the country. The Kernel takes this opportunity of extending a hearty welcome to all
the delegates and of wishing them
a successful meeting.

S. 0. GORDON SPEAKS
AT CHAPEL EXERCISES

Noted Writer and Speaker
Delivers "Quiet Talk"
to Students

ADDRESS INSPIRING
S. D. Gordon, of New York,

well-know- n

author and speaker, delivered
one of d'Vcrrles of "quiet 'talks" in
chapel Tuesday morning, his subject
being, "Temptation."
"Temptation,"
the speaker said,
"runs along the natural groove of a
man's life." Temptation has always
existed and wlll continue to exist to
eternity. In itself, there is no harm,
but with man's aid It becomes an exaggerated evil.
Temptation affects different men in
different ways, Mr. Gordon said. Some
lie down and are trodden under foot
like a dog; some play with temptation and make a pretense of fighting
it, while others really fight It. Such a
man uses will power and if he must
go down, he Is still undefeated.
Mr. Gordon said that temptation
was weak in itself; that it can do
Its
nothing without partnership.
power depends upon how man takes it.
If a man yields in the beginning, lie
makes no show of fighting; if ho
plays with temptation, he Is whipped,
but if he fights he will win out with
the help of God. Man Is no match
for temptation by himself, but with
divine aid, ho can subdue it.
"Who is there to help?" is tho ques
tion often asked. The answer is
Jesus. Ho was a human being, a real
man, and ho had to fight against tho
same temptations that wo do. In tho
fight ho never slipped and In the end
In conclusion, the
was victorious.
speaker said that all men were agreed
in this: "Jesus clearly overtopped and
over-topthe whole race of man."
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PREMEDICS MEET.

POPULARITY CONTEST

STUDENTS

ATTEND CONFERENCE
Y. M. C. A. Men, With Fac-

ulty Members, Journejf
To Georgetown

GIRLS

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ENTERTAINERS NEARLY 500 BALLOTS

The University was well represent
at the Y. M. C. A. conference held
at Georgetown the latter part of last
week, about twenty students and seven
members of the faculty attending.
The attendance from other colleges
was very good and this meeting is
considered as one of the most suc"Social Serv
cessful held recently.
ice" was the theme of the conference.
The speakers of the occasion were
Seely K. Tompkins, of Cincinnati;
Dr. W. Rauschenbusch, of Rochester,
New York; C. G. Hounschell, of Nash
ville, Tenn.; Harrison S. Elliott, of
New York, and President Ganfleld, of
Centre College.
The faculty conference on Saturday
was largely attended and prominent
speakers presented their views. Those
attending the conference were enter
tained in the homes of the people
Saturday afternoon
of Georgetown.
the girls from Georgetown College at
tended a reception given in honor of
the conference and gave a program of
Those attendmusic and recitations.
ing the conference representing Ken
tucky were; of the faculty,. C. R.
Melcher, George Roberts, J. M. Davis,
L. L.
C. W. Mathews, P. P. Boyd,
Dantzler and Judge Lyman Chalkley.
The students who went were Bart
Peak, J. A. Hodges, Otis Taylor, Dick
Duncan, Elmer Robertson, William
Lindsay, R. B. Fenley, Harry Milward,
Frank Lancaster, J. P. Rickets, O. C.
Green, R. Rogers, George Park, C. L.
Wllkey, M. L. Watson, H. F. Adair,
Lee Rector, Roy Barnhill, George
Reddish.
ed

JOURNALISTS HOLD
ANNUAL BANQUET
chapter of
The Henry Watterson
Alpha Delta Sigma, the national honorary journalistic fraternity, held its
annual banquet and initiation exercises Monday evening at the Leonard
Hotel. Professor Enoch Grehan was
toastmaster and tho following toasts
were responded to: "Joy in tho Running Press," William Shlnnlck; "Im
pressions," Thomas It. Underwood,
Herbert Graham.
and "Circulation,"
Tho others present were called upon
to make Impromptu responses.
Those present at tho banquet wore:
Professor Enoch Grehan, J. Owen Rey
nolds, Owen S. Lee, .1. H. Coleman,
Herbert Graham, William Shlnnlck,
McClartv Harbison, Frank H. Ricket
sou, John R. Marsh and tho new
Wayne Cottlngham, Ray H. Rut
tie. Frederick M. JackBon. J. Thorn
tou Connell and Thomas R. Under

Tho Promedlcal Society held Its last
meeting before the holidays, Monday
evening In tho Sclonco Building.
Harry Abell, president of tho society,
presided, and a very Interesting program was carried out. Tho next meet- wood.
lug will bo held early in January.

To
Photos of Ten
Appear In 1917 Book's
Feature Section

mom-bers-

The contest has been decided, and
of the Univerthe most popular
sity are known. The ten girls who
received the greatest number of votes
In the election last Friday in chapel
will be seen in the feature pages of
the Kentuckian next May. There are
many more who are popular enough
to go Into anybody's book, but the
student body decided for itself that it
wanted this particular ten, and in they
s

will go.
Nearly five hundred ballots were
cast In the contest, and as each bal
lot had ten names, the counting was
a tedious process. Inspired by oratory
and mindful of the admonition to "let
conscience be your guide," the great
body politic of the University of Ken
tucky rose in its majesty and elected
whom It would.
The votes were counted by Frank
Street, C. R. Smith and William Shin- nick, and that every one may be sure
the count was conducted fairly, Frank
and Bill voluntarily went before Miss
Joyeux, who is a notary public, and
made affidavit concerning the matter.
The affidavit follows. It tells the
whole story:
"To Whom It May Concern:
"We, the undersigned, Frank Street.
editor of the 1917 Kentuckian, and
William Shlnnlck, feature editor of
the 1917 Kentuckian, hereby declare
that we have counted the ballots cast
in the Kentuckian's popularity contest
December 8, and that the following
having received the highest
ten
number of votes, are the winners of
Nancy Innes, Dorothy
the contest:
Middleton, Mary Downing, Ann Mol-loFrances
Josephine
Thomas,
Gelsel, Lula Swlnney, Mildred Taylor,
Mary RIcketts and Juliet Lee Risque.
"We further declare that the ballots
were counted In fairness to all parties
and that to the best of our knowledge
and belief the count 'was correct.
"Signed.
"FRANK T. STREET, Jr.
"WILLIAM SHINNICK.
"Suscribed and sworn to before mo
by Frank T. Street, Jr., and William
Shlnnlck this 12th day of December,
1916.

"LILA A. JOYEUX,
"Notary Public, Fayette Co., Ky.
"My commission expires January
28, 1918."

rocolved
Nearly two hundred
a voto or votes, and quite a number
tho
of soventy-llvo- ,
pollod upward
winners, of courso, going much higher.
Tho contest proved so popular that
tho editors of the annual are contem
plating a contest to docldo tho ten
ugliest iron In tho University.
The meeting In chapel last Friday
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of tho most enthusiastic of
tho year. William Shlnnlck presided
and short talks were mado by Herbert
Graham, VJrgll Chapman and Captain
Fairfax, tho latter on matters not
to tho contest. Harry Cottroll,
a valued member of tho Kcrnol staff,
was present, and after It was all over
ho went down Into tho rooms of the
journalism room and "rassoled" with
a typewriter. Tho result follows:
How Cottrell Felt About It.
Tho sun shone, warm breezes and
gentle zephyrs floated here and thoro
about the campus, nature smiled and
answering smiles lighted tho faces of
the throngs of students on their way
to chapel last Friday morning, for tho
wore to bo
ten most populalr
selected by tho votes to grace tho
pages of tho 1917 Kontucklan with
their beauty.
Never was there an atmosphere
more truly Kentucklan than at chapel
Friday when tho famed chivalry of
this our native state extolled the million virtues and; the unmatchable
beauty of Kentucky's womankind and
students filled out their ballots with
the names of the ten girls which were
to their minds the most popular and
beautiful in the University.
Chapel was given over entirely to
the staff of the 1917 Kentucklan for
the election of the aforementioned ten
most popular
and before the
battle of the ballots that peerless orator Virgil (middle name deleted by
the censors) Chapman told the students things about the female of the
species that they had known from infancy, as true Kentucklans, but could
never have clothed in such flowery
phrases as did Chapman. His speech
warmed the cockles of the most hardened woman hater's heart and brought
tears of pleasure to the eyes of those
who had long been worshippers at
shrine. tlie
is how it affected the male
That
members of his audience and if the
were affected as were the boys,
Virgil should have had by now at least
a dozen proposals, two dozen dates,
not the stuffed kind either, for the
4da Meade, and just oodles of boxes
of oandy. As Bill Shlnnlck expressed
it, "Would that I were a celestial cow
boy and could tend the cows along the
Milky Way; yea, even throw the bull,"
or else round up the truant keys of
this typewriter to form words which
would give some semblance of justice
to an account of the inspiring senti
ments uttered in behalf of the Uni
greatest treasures,
the
verslty's
State's greatest assets and the world's
most valuable possessions, our girls.
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The annual banquet for the football
team and "K" men will be given at
the Leonard Hotel at 6:30 o'clock tomorrow evening. Professor Enoch
Grehan, head of the Department of
Journalism, will be toastmaster and
thq other speakers are: President
Barker, Dr. J. J. Tlgert, Maury Crutch- or and the captain of tho 1917 foot
ball squad who will be chosen at tho
banquet.
Altho tho banquet Is primarily for football men and "K" men,
others are welcome. A price of $1.50
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The Christmas

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M. C. A. will bo held next Sunday in
the Y. rooms at 6:15 o'clock. Presi-

dent Ganfield, of Centre College, will
be the speaker of the- occasion and
special Christmas music by the girls
The faculty and
will be a feature.
student body are cordially invited to
attend these services.
The annual intercollegiate Y. M. C.
A. summer conference Avill be held at
Blue Ridge, North Carolina, next sum
mer, and five hundred students are
expected to attend as well as a large
number of alumni. Such prominent
men and speakers as Robert E. Speer,
of New York; Bishop W. F. McDowell,
of Washington; E. T. Colton, of the
International Y. M. C. A. Committee;
R. H. Edwards, of the Social Service
Department, Dr. H. H. Horine, of the
University of New York, and Dr. O. E.
Brown, of Vanderbilt University, will
be present at the conference. The ex
penses at Blue Ridge will be $18.50
for the program fee and board. Students are requested to confer with
their parents during the Christmas
holidays and endeavor to attend this
conference. Any further information
regarding this conference may be obtained from J. E. Johnson, secretary
of the University Y. M. C. A.

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and sympathizes with tho sweet fool
Ishnoss of youth.
GET YOUR OWN
Lack of space will not allow a fuller
PAPER.
review of tho now hook, but the writer
would Ilko to recommend particularly
Tho Kernel wishes to request
"Tho Old Dog Irons," "Just to Dream,"
ovory studont to go to tho Univer"The Blood of Rachel" and "A Tragedy in lllrdland," "Tho Elec- sity postofflco on Thursday morntric Age," and tho sonnets on Itlley ing after 11 o'clock
Other Poems
and got his own
and Itlco, which are among tho shortcopy of tho paper. No ono la exOff Press
er poems.
pected or nllowcd to tako more
Tho book Is from the press of John
VERSATILITY P. .Morton & Company, and Is very at- than ono copy, as thero la only ono
for each studont, and whon moro
"Tho Illood of Uncliol," a dramati- tractively made tip and Illustrated. A than ono Is taken somo ono olso la
zation of tho Hook of Ksthor, and copy of the work would be a very neat
deprived of his. Tho management
regrets that It Is necessary to make
other poems, compose tho latest book Christmas present for any one.
of Professor J. T. C. Noe, which Is
this request, but somo persona have
Just off the press. It Is, of course, CRUM REFUSES TO
been tnklng moro than tholr share
difficult for any reviewer familiar with
ACT PART OF "HOLE" , of tho good nows and tho custom
will have to bo stopped.
tho lovable character and geniality of
IN SAD TRAGEDY
tho Iicnd of the Department of Education to criticise any book of his withIs tho right honorable Senator
out bringing In tho personal equation,
Prank Moore Crum u "hole"? This is Metropolitan
but it Is tho belief of one who knows tho latest enigma before tho august
his work almost as Intimately as he
Seniors, altho the entlro studont body
The Place for Good Things lo Eat
knows his personality that tho now Is eligible to
tackle the aggravating
book is an advance on anything that
issue if it so dosires.
Professor Noe has done and puts him
This peculiar query arose after tho
in the front rank of Kentucky poets.
DENTIST
smoke of Saturday's gridiron battle For any kind of dental ervice call on
Professor Noe Is nothing If not ver
between the Seniors and Sophs had
satile. The longest of his poems,
cleared away and tho qulnin had
"Tho Blood of Rachel," is a tragedy
CriEAPSIDE
passed around. During tho course of Offlco hours 8 a.
"
m. 6 p. m.
Phone
that has to a marked degree the great
was in
the battle, when the
qualities. This play was pro
dramatic
the pugilistic hands of one of the
duced at the Lexington Opera House
Sophomore back-fielmen, the Soph W.
B.
two years ago by the members of the
quarterback entreated him to go thru
Canterbury Club and the Strollers,
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tho center portion of the opposing line
and was at that time most favorably
The Closest Shop lo University
where he had seen "the hole." Wherereviewed by critics. Since that time
upon the honorable Senator on hearHAIR CUT
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"Where's a hole, do 153 S. Limestone St.
timent thusly:
Lexington, Ky.
an easy sonorous flow that is lithave
I look like a hole?"
tle less than remarkable. He has por
After the sad and
trayed faithfully the melancholy stead
hour had ended, it was noticed simul
D. PURCELL GO.
spirit
fastness and the
of the ancient Hebrews. How could taneously by the spectators that the
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LEXINGTON, KY.
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"I hear the wail
JUST THE THING FOR USE
imOf Rachel weeping for her children morning, when the temperature
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proved a little.
still;
Sunday afternoon the mob scene
I hear my lover playing on his flute,
Who waits tho coming of a faithless from "Alice in Wonderland," was
again presented with the old dormibride!
But Mordecai has stayed tho hand of tory serving as the background and
ono Schaber, acting as Interlocutor
Death!
for tho howling mob, "defied" a lonely
The daughter of a Bonjamite will lay Sophomore to show wherein the SophSouth Limestone
Her heart upon tho altar of her blood. omores had the better team. ConsolaHear you the crimson riot in my tion services were held by the heartMost Slate Men Know Us
speculators.
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veins?
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Tis Rachel's voice!
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

4

The Kentucky Kernel
Published ovory Thursday throughout the College year by the student body of
the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students,
alumni and faculty of the institution.

SQUIRREL FOOD

As a result of added expenditures
for Christmas gifts all who graduate
at tho end of tho first semester will
bo compelled to pay ten dollars as a
diploma fee, Instead of five dollars ns
heretofore.

tho Kentucky Law Journal. This year
and in comparison
he is
with tho work of his predecessors his
own efforts do not suffer.
Tho subject of our sketch Is particularly noted as a debater. Ho wafl a
member of the law debating team two
years ago when It defeated the University of Cincinnati and he was on
tho University team last year. In
both tho Henry Clay and Union Literary Societies ho has been a loading
in the
light. Ho Is attorney-genera- l
Henry Clay and president of tho
Union. Ho Is a member of tho Tau
Kappa Alpha fraternity and president
of tho local chapter.
So famous has J. D. V. become that
the Democratic chairman of one of the
northern counties called on him to
make speeches1 during the recent
Hughes-Wilsocontroversy, and so
eloquently did ho extol tho President
that that county gave a Democratic
majority larger by several hundred
votes than it had ever given be'fore.
In tho University Democratic Club he
has always taken a leading part. If
he keeps out of politics It will only bo
because he is lucky.
The popularity of Vize with his
class Is evidenced by the fact that he
was elected class representative by
a comfortable majority.
The only thing that can be said
about him that is not to his credit is
that he never gives the ladles a treat.
He is a faithful member of the Jilted
Brethren and so hard was he hit once
upon a time that he brags that he has
never had a "date" since his college
career began. But all great men have
their little peculiarities. His is to be
handsome and haughty in the presence of the gentler sex.
The writer of this little sketch has
known him personally and intimately,
and has for him a warm admiration.
He is a leader of men and a respecter
ofl his
own ideals. Conscientious,
brilliant and genial, he Is a man who
will be an ornament to his profession
and a credit to Kentucky.
editor-in-chie-

The Kentucky Colonel Says:
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Is the official newspaper of the University.
A Short History of the Year.
Wo have investigated tlio high cost
It is issued with the view of furnishing to its subscribers all the college news
of living, suh, the high cost of papah, Registration; resignation;
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning the univerFifteen bones gono West
and tho high cost of darn nigh over'-thinsities of other States and Canada.
So ended sweet September..
What we need to do now, suh,
Football, Jubilee and turkey
FIVE CENTS PER COPY. is to investigate the high cost of
DOLLAR PER YEAR.
UMCRIPTION. ONE
t
for
Was the
mall matter.
Entered at Lexington Postoffice as second-clasOctober and November.
EDITORIAL STAFF.
Pot It ion ; prohibition;
Lykelle Pomes No. 13,
William Shlnnick
Probe and politics
'Twas just beforo tho Christ mnstldo
Assistant Editor
Dillard Turner
Plow In with drear December.
And little Will, aged six,
Manlng Editor
Wayne Cottinghain
Was spreading havoc far and wide
"Squirrel Food"
J. Franklin Corn
With prankish, naughty tricks.
Miss Eliza Piggott
And never did he pause
Athletic Editor
Thomas Underwood
At thoughts of Santa Claus
MAKERS OF HISTORY
Exchange Editor
J. R. Marsh
A.
Y. W. C.
Miss Mildred Graham
Some Famous Halls.
Mining
Eugene Elder
of Fame.
Literary
Herbert Schaber
J. D. V. CHAMBERLAIN.
Patt
Agriculture
Harry Cottrell
Liberty
REPORTERS.
There is something in a name, after
Faneuil
Byron Baco