xt7ncj87j65b https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7ncj87j65b/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19550401 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 1, 1955 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 1, 1955 1955 2013 true xt7ncj87j65b section xt7ncj87j65b 9 First Radio Contact Made With Outer Space Beings Two UK electrical engineering students this week announced the first radio contact with intelligent beings from outer space. 1955, Mullowe low-pitch- high-frequen- and Humphrey erected LAX. O ed cy EM IE 1U TTT University of Kentucky, Lexington, Ky., Friday, April Vol. XLVI c an extremely sensitive antenna eight miles east of I rxington. On February 12. during the ecning. Humphrey noticed a series of sounds occurring on a certain band. After Mullowe copied the sounds on a wire recorder, the two students began transmitting a tight beam "of patterns psychologically aimed at acknowledging their message." Neither Mullowe nor Humphrey would divulge the nature of their coding, but Kernel reporter Jim Crawford said he saw a "pint-size- d computing system" which probably is used in sending and receiving the messages. Humphrey said the FIJI has been Informed of the messages and that "we'll probably spend the next 20 years under n security wrap." The last message received by Humphrey and Mullowe was on March 28. According to Mullowe. the second message read: "Earthmen! May we of outer space congratulate you on being the victims of a cosmic April Fool's joke. Sincerely yours, the space wizards of the Kentucky Kernel." The only name in this story which is not fictitious is that of Jim Crawford. He is real. (The University students in the picture are really Reid Hucaby W4iiQ (left) and Robert Lockhart K4BGS (right). Both are members of the UK Amateur Radio Club, which would like to contact outer space but hasn't.) Dr. H. A. Romanowitz and L. K. Adams are the club's engineering consultant and trustee, respectively. And neither of them came from Mars. James R. Mullowe, 22, and Jag M. Humphrey. 24. told Kernel reporters they managed to establish radio contact with people of an unidentified origin early this year. The two students said their equipment consist of refined and modified micro-wav- e receivers, operating on higher frequencies than radio transmission utilized on earth. Mullowe, f transfer student from the Southern California Institute of Radio Technology, said the messages received pn the micro-wav- e set were in code, but that he and Humphrey had managed to decode them. According to Humphrey, the messages originated "either in deep space or from a craft in the solar system." It was assumed, Mullowe said, that the messages were intended for earth reception, since they "seem to be headed this way in tight beams." The first message received. Mullowe said this week, consisted of "a pattern of code signals that seemed to be sent solely for the purpose of showing they were intelligent messages being sent for our acknowledgement." This is the description of the discovery and decoding of the first message as given by the two stu- dents: In January, r No. 23 1, 1955 UK Doctor Opposes Av '"V Outer Smee Communicators James R. Mullowe and Jag M. Humphrey are pictured with the radio equipment with which they claim to have made contact with being Jjrom outer space. The two students say they have been receiving coded messages from people of unidentified origin since Feb. 12. Catalog Gives Dorun Plans The University apparently has made final plans to have freshmen living in the men s d nns pay for their meals under a compulsory system. Insurance Program 'i C7 By JIM CRAWFORD volume sales. He, also said that college-ag- e persons were the most accident-pron- e age group. His policy would cdVer automobile accidents and major surgery. Fees for this type of policy would be around $6 a semester. However, no definite insurance firm has been selected yet by SGA. Health benefits offered students by the University are free, Dr. Chambers said. The service covers everything but major surgery and the costs of a few specialists. Students are taken back to the Opposition to a student health insurance program was voiced this week by Dr. John S. Chambers, director of the University Health Service. Dr. Chambers said he did not favor such a plan at present because the costs to the college-ag- e group would be higher than the benefits they would get from it. When health insurance can offer "better service for less," Dr. Chambers said he would back'an insurance program. Last week the Student Government Association approved a student insurance plan which would be offered to students on a voluntary basis. Action came after a Chicago insurance firm representative outlined a program to the group. The representative satd that group insurance costs less because the company made profit from Infirmary shortly after surgery. The Health Service has two staff doctors, a part-tim- e surgeon and eye. ear, nose, and throat specialnursing service, an y ist. technician, and a laboratory technician. The budget of the Health Service is approximately $58.000 a year. This money comes out of the University general fund. Operating expenses are high, Dr. Chambers said, because the number of Infirmary patients varies widely. A large staff must be kept la meet emergencies. n ;. y .vv.;v-;A.- ; 1 A X-ra- Floyd Edwards Edwards, assistant managing editor of the Louisville Times, will speak at Z p.m. Monday in room 211 of the Journalism Building. Such a plan is mentioned in the March. 1955. UK "Bulletin of Oen-er- al Information," printed for tho 1955-5- 6 school year. The following reference is made on page 25 of the bulletin, also known as the UK catalog : "All male freshmen are required to reside and take a specified number of meaU In the residence halls when accommodations are The new catalog also mentions the rent hike for the new dorm, $90 a semester as compared with the $51 to $69 rents in the old dorms. One contradiction appears In tho reference to compulsory meals is made. However, on page 23, tho catalog reads to the effect that "rooms in the men's residence halls range in price from $G0 to $90 a semester and board may be ob- -' tained in the University cafeteria for approximately $14 a week. Meal charges, according to thd catalog ."are standard for all students and are determined at the beginning of each semester, dependent upon the number of day students are in residence." Colonel Athletic Director To Judge Says No Decision Debaters 1 Col. R. S. Larson, commander of the UK AFROTC unit and one of the principals in last week's De--j bate controversy, has been chosen as one of the ' judges for the debate Tuesday. The debate, to be held in the Laboratory Theatre in the Fine Arts Building, will be on the question, "Resolved: that the United States should recognize the Com-- . munist government of China." An apparent misunderstanding developed last week when Cadet Lester Wise assumed that the Air Science Department was against his debating on the Red China question in the April 1 Notre Dame Team-AFROT- C UK-Harva- z -- JT ", vyv, z"' jr. , ; On Sports, TV rd No decision has been reached by University officials as to televising UK athletic events. second, permitting only sell-oor Athletic Director Bernie Shively near sell-ogames to be televised; said informal discussions have been and third, forbidding all telecastWLEX-Tut ut Lexington, held with although no formal request for television richts has been submitted by the new UHF station. Mr. Shively described the current TV status as this: it) FOOTBALL All television rights must b in accordance with the NCAA code i which provides tournament. fur several nationally - televised ' Col. Larson denied this, saying gamea and some on a regional that, "No one in my staff has made basis) and also the SEC regulaany statement on whether a stu-- ! tions. 2) BASKETBALL dent could or could not debate on This matter any subject." is handled entirely by UK and is Tuesday's debate will mark the not subject to the NCAA or SEC. first time that Harvard, one of the The Athletic Council, which must top debate schools in the country. approve all television rights, will meet later this spring to formuhas appeared at UK. Blue-Whit- e Queen First The fir.st round will be at 11 a in. late a definite TV jxtlicy. Wednesday Other unhersitles have handled Barbara Niemann, Kl). was crowned Blue White Queen Neil Lowry. with UK debaters James Dundon game at Stoll lield. and Charles English taking the af- - the basketball television problem night at the annual intra-squa- d in at least three ways first, perpresented Miss Niemann with the trophy during president of i Continued mitting the telecast of all games; on lage 3) the half time ceremonies. , "V. V. ing. On past occasions UK has received NCAA permission for tho telecasting of sell-ofootball contest, such as the Tennessee game ut in 1953. However, no long-rang- e athletic-gam- j : ' ' b. t e telecasting policy has ever been adopted by the University. No K erne The Kernel will not b? published next week because of Easter vacation. The next issue will be en Friday. April 15. Easter vacation begins at 6 p.m. Thursday, April 8. and ends at 8 a.m. Tuesday, April 12. * TIIK KENTUCKY KERNEL. Friday, April 2 1. 10rr, 15 Harvard Prof1 Alabama' Prof To Give To Conduct Blazer Lecture, Tuesday at Frank UK Seminar at the the A Wldder, " professor of mathematics at Harvard Unlver-Mtwill conduct a seminar at the University April A main contributor to the convolution transform. Prof. Wldder 1 the author of several technical hooks dealing with higher mathe natlca. H Is making a lecture circuit under the sponsorship of the Mathematics Association of America and the National Science Foundation. Dr. J.' 0. Kates, head' of the Mathematics and Astronomy De partment; stated' that although 28 collejces and universities requested IVof; Wldder, He jrranted only UK a full week's seminar. The Harvard professor has only ftror weeks lb devote tto his entire lecture circuit. Prof. Wldder will give a lecture on "Taylor's Series" at 10 a.m. Saturday. April 2. in room 104. McVey Hall. On April 4; 5, and 7 the lecturer v ill conduct a seminar on convolution transform at 4 p.m.. also In V. v, 7. I' I.fcVey 104. popular appeal lecture on "Prime Numbers" will be given by Prof. Widder at 4 p.m. April G In l jom 111; McVey Hall. Several University mathematics Instructors are now giving lesson blocks that will coincide with Prof. Vidder's lectures, Dr. Eaves stated. Prof. Widder received his Ph.D. eVgretr front" Harvard In 1921. The recipient of Guggenheim and National Research Foundation fellowships. Prof. Widder is a member of the American Academy of Sciences. He has been a professor of mathematics at' Harvard since 1930. A .t 1927-192- APRIL (See Front Page professor of history the University of Alabama. 8 p.m. Tuesday will present the next talk in Dlazer Lecture series Guignol Theatre. in He will speak on "Self Imposed Restraints And The Survival of American Democracy." Mr. Owsley was a Guggenheim traveling fellow In Europe In lie has served as president of the Southern Historical Association. He Is the author of "States Rights In the Confederacy." "The Plain Folk of the Old South." and of "A Short History of the American people." Dr. Thomas D. Clark, head of the Department of History, called the speaker "one of the ablest leaders In the South who has given a tremendous boost to the history of the region." - J6 This Issue) from'VAW 8. APQSI 16 IS "UK. DAY" . if in r i Si.! ... ? SNACK OR STEAK, WE'RE YOUR BEST BET : jf - i You' get trie finest food, whether it's a full steak dinner or a between-meal- s snack. EDMOND O'BRIEN appearing in THE LJ v., BAREFOOT CONTESSA Color by Technicolor released thru United ArtisU. 2 ALL AGE Rcsfa South Rose At Columbia Aye. Van Heusen Century sort collar... won't wrinkle ever! This is the one with the soft "twist it, twirl it and it won't wrinkle ever" collar. Now in 5 collar styles. Lasts up to twice as long as ordinary shirts. Doesn't cost a sou more. $3.95. SEE OUR STUDENTS INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL ASSOCIATION invites you to tour Europe this summer. 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April 2 UK Students Receive Awards Will-Draftin- baniak, Details of the second annual Contrst for law Minimis at UK, sponsored ly the Security Trust Company, Lex- : . . .i .1 t t "mv avaiiamo at tiie Law College. mlu,, Will-Draftin- it, IT- the Col- - were Tne contpst ls oPC" to all stu- awarded chemistry handbooks. Herron received the award from flints who are enrolled In their Handbook Publishers, Inc., for be- - flnal 5'ear f law nd also to any the chemistry major with the'otncr students who may be en- highest over-a- ll average In his first rolled In the course in Estate, In- herltanre and Gift Taxation dur- semester's work. Urbaniak was presented the lnS the .spring semester. freshman achievement award' Accordlnr to Lrroy Austin, vice sponsorea oy tne Chemical Rubber president of the Security Trust Publishing Company for the stu- - Company, a set of hypothetical dent having the highest average facts will be irlven to each on-I- n his first semester chemistry testant from which he will draft course. a will. ' A T B.M.fi- 4 Nights t. and Sun., 7:30 til 10:00. Sat. and Sun. Afternoons, 2:30 till 4:30. Late Sat. Night session, 10 till midnight. Beginners admitted 1 hour earlier each Tuesdoy night at no extra charge. Tues.-Fri.-Sa- Positively COLONEL WEEK ' -- - - Bo ltf Chttk," tt( .) The first thought that corner into our mind upon entering college is, of course, marriage. Hut how many of u go about seeking mates, as I like to call them, in a truly scientific manner? Not many, you may bo sure. Most of us simply marry the first person who comes along. This can lead to unpleasant consequences, especially if the person we marry is already married. Let us today make n scientific survey of the three principle causes of marriage -- homogamy, personality need, and propinquity. We will examine these, one nt n time. Homogamy means the attraction of like for like. In marriage it is rarely opposites which attract; the great majority of people choose mates who resemble themselves in taste, personality, outlook, and, perhaps most important of all, cultural level. Take, for example, the case of two students of a few years ago named Anselm Glottis and Florence Catapult. Anselm fell madly in love with Florence, but she rejected him because she was majoring in the Don Juanian Poets and ho was in the lowly school of .forestry. After graduation Anselm got a job as :i forest ranger. Still determined to win Florence, he read every single Don Juanian Poet cover to cover while sitting in his? lookout tower. His plan, alas, miscarried. Florence, sent on a world cruise as a graduation present, picked up the betel nut habit in the body and soul together by Indies. Today, a derelict, working as a sampan off Mozambique. And Anselm. engrossed in the Don Juanian Poets, failed to notice a forest fire which destroyed 29,000,000 acres of second growth blue spruce. Today, a derelict, he teaches llcrrick and Lovelace at the Connecticut School of Mines. ng she-keep- s Debaters The second reason why people marry, personality need, means that you often choose a mate because he or she possesses certain qualities that complete and fulfill your own personality. Take, for instance, the case of Alanson Duck. As a freshman, Alanson made a fine scholastic record, played varsity lacrosse, and was very popular with his fellow students. Yet Alanson was not happy. There was something lacking in his life, something vague and indefinable that was needed to make his personality complete. Then one day Alanson discovered what' it was. As he wan walking out of his class in Flemish pottery, a fetching coed named Grace Ek offered him a handsome brown package and - Ralph A. Hovermale tf'Drtffl FOR BETTER OK FOR WORSE Continued from Page'l. firmative. The judges for the morning session will be Dr. Enno Kraehe, associate professor of history, Dr. John Melzer, associate professor of philosophy, and Dr. Jacob Adler, assistant professor of English. UK wifl be on the negative side in the 6:45 evening- debate sched uled early to allow those interested to attend both the debate and the Blazer Lecture. This time Eddie Lovelace and Mike Ganji will debate for UK. The judges will be Miss Lelia Harris, instructor in EttglUh, Ed win K. Uenney, former U. S. Dis trict Attorney and Republican candidate for governor, and Col. Lar- of the - t Anther te will-drafti- ROLL-AREN- A 427 EAST SIXTH STREET No blue jeans allowed during regular skating sessions. no liquor permitted. -- - g Judges will be three or more practising attorneys, all members of the Fayette County Ear Asso-in- jr elation. The faculty of the College of Law w111 initially select the 12 best entries and turn them over to he Judcs for tneir nnaI Hertion for prizes Mr. Austin said, "The Trust Company will award three prices for the best entries: first prize. $100: second prize, $50: third prize. $23." The prizes will be awarded! at the 1955 Law Day exercises. As a part of the regular course! in hstate, Inheritance, and Gift Taxation, a series of lectures will be riven by Mr. Austin. These lectures will direct special attention to the practical application of estate and Inheritance taxes as they are related to will drafting and the advantages of planning. Elvis J. Stahr, dean of the Law College, stated. "The contest has become a major addition to the program of activities In the Law School; the educational value is genuine, and substantial, and the members of the faculty were delighted with its splendid success in the previous year." pre-proba- PHONE FOR PARTY RESERVATIONS SCOTT'S 1 Contest g If jre of Arts and Sciences, Hi 1.V 3 Details Are Available Two University students received competitive awards recently for their work In chemistry last ""ivii kiiu ,iiir both freshmen in 1, said, "Philip Morris?" "Yes!" he cried, for all at once he knew what he had been needing to round out his personality the gentle fulfillment of Philip Morris Cigarettes, the mildness of their vintage tobaccos, the balm of their unparalleled taste, the ease soul-repairi- ng pack. "Yes, and convenience of their bonny brown Snap-Ope- n I will take a Philip Morris!" cried Alanson. "And I will also son. The Harvard debaters will be take you to wife if you will have me!" Joseph Frank and Vincent Larson, "La!" she exclaimed, throwing her apron over her face, but both honor students. Larson Is after a while she removed it and they were married. Today they president of the Harvard Crimson live in Prince Rupert, British Columbia, where Alanson is with Key Society. an otter glazing firm and Grace is a bookie. - . chorus in gee ! .I Cheers greet the man in art AFTER SIX Tux! Symphony of Styling-conc- The Stirrup Cup is proud to present as its Colonel of the Week, Ralph A. Hovermale, graduate student from Paris, Ky. Ralph, a chemistry major with a 3.7 graduate standing, expects to get his M.S. In August. He is the SOA graduate schooh representative and a member of the American Chemical society. While an undergraduate, Ralph was a member of Phi. Kappa Alpha social fraternity, Lances, Lamp and Cross, Troupers, track Outing Club, and 'Alpha Chi Sigma (chemistry team, honorary . Ralph was nominated as the state candidate for Rhodes Scholarship and was given honorable mention for the National Science Foundation Fellowship. y For these achievements the" Stirrup Cup invites Ralph to two delicious free meals. m erto in comfort! New high note in "stain-sh- finish!" Enjoy nocturnes more -- go 17 Propinquity, the third cause of marriage, means closeness. Put a boy and a girl in a confined space for a long period and they will almost surely get married. A perfect example is the case of Fafnir Sigafoos. While a freshman at Louisiana State, he wan required to crawl through the Dig Inch pipeline as part of hi fraternity initiation. He entered the pipe at Baton Kouge. As he passed Lafayette, Ind., he was agreeably surprised to be joined by a comely girl named Mary Alice Isinglass, a Purdue freshman, who had to crawl through the Rig Inch as part of her sorority initiation. When they emerged from the pipeline at Burlington, Vermont, they were engaged, and, after a good hot bath, they were married. Today'they live in Klamath Falls, Ore., where Fafnir is in the weights and measures department and Mary Alice is in the roofing game. They have three children, rsin mmim.n. m-- , For your enjoyment the makers of Philip Morrit hare prepared a hanhome, illuttrated booklet calltd MAX SUULMAM REVISITED, containing a selection of the hett of thete column: Get your copy, almolutely free, with the nurchate'of a couple pack of Philip Morris at your fatorite tobacco counter. Hurry! The supply Is limited. all named Norman. K-Cl- en-Jo- Now Serving Daily NOON AND EVENING MEALS 11:45 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. STIRRUP CUP TOILETRIES-COSMETI- CS SCHOOL RESTAURANT SUPPLIES-TOBACC- OS Dunn Drag Co. AIR CONDITIONED MAIN ST. AT ASHLAND LIME AND MAXWELL ( j * Little man on campus Honor System Plan Is Needed i 4 I The Student Government Association deckled last fall to have the students vote on whether they want an honor system at UK during the spring election. So far nothing has been decided about the form, the details, the integration of an honor system at UK. How can students vote on something they know so little about? Although there have been discussions in the Y and in the League of Women Voters meetings on this subject, nothing concrete has been decided a 'id the spring SGA balloting is only littlo over a month away. The idea of establishing such, a system at UK first arose last spring during SGA discussions about campus cheating. After investigation by the faculty and students, a report was submitted to the faculty by this committee. The report was read in SGA and printed in the Kernel. Nothing has been done since then. Those in favor of the honor system feel this would eliminate a great deal of cheating and would create a feeling of loyalty among the student body. Those opposed to the idea do not think this system would eliminate cheating in such a heterogeneous group as a state university. They feel that those who do cheat would do so even under an honor system. Suggestions . of having students sign a pledge not to cheat, turning in those seen cheating, using old tests, and orienting the freshmen have all been considered pro and Jboygirlj-elation- s He added that the religious school produced the greatest group of intelligent men and women. We disagree. We attend a state university and not a religious college. We feel that our college and university provides as high a moral code and social standing as any other school. Although the students at UK come from every walk of life and are not selected as they are in religious schools, they live in an atmosphere of good conduct and behavior that is encouraged by the administration and maintained by the students. Good scholarship and men and women of outstanding intellect arc found in every part of our university. The achievements of UK graduates prove their adequate background and training. The university has always had strict rules alxnit drinking for the students. The only obvious drinking has been at football games and this is for the most part not the students, spectators. but relations between men and women The are as healthy and wholesome here as they are or could be in any society where men and women are associated. They learn to get along and to work together in classes, on dates, and at planned parties. This is accomplished in a normal and natural way which enables them to become better adjusted for their future lives. In the line of scholarship our university is well equipped to provide every opportunity for the students, not only in class work, but also in the concert and lecture series. Only such an institution as ours can afford non-stude- nt Dick KbUr con. Honor system may or may not entail some or all of these plans. Discussions have also included plans for being abl to leave books anywhere and finding them when returning, smoking in buildings on campus, giving women students more privileges and encouraging freshmen beanies and interclass rivalry. Many people feel that through freshmen orientation and indoctrination students could be led to accept and abide by the regulations of honesty and school spirit. Many others feel that just through the freshmen indoctri- nation nothing could le accomplished other than discriminating against the freshmen. Although these matters have been discussed back and forth during the past year, the Student Government Association has not yet drawn up any definite plan for the students to vote on in the coming election. It would be difficult, probably impossible, for the students to fairly decide. how they feel about any issue that is as vague as this one. With the election weeks away, there is still time for the students to be adequately informed about the details and form of the honor system proposed. After all of the discussion that has gone on about honor systems, SGA should be able to formulate the type of honor system they want to present to the student body. Only if the Student Government Association does present a definite plan can it expect a valid response in the election. TV Commentator Is All Wet Church and religious colleges were stated to be more moral, of higher standards, and better training grounds for young men and women on a TV program recently. The commentator was stressing the importance of choosing the right college for higher education. He said that denominational campuses did not allow or countenance the "excessive drinking,-- ' or "intimate by to offer such a wide variety of the best in higher education and culture to its students. It does not seem fair to us that such programs as this TV show should .reflect universities not under religious control in a bad light. Although there were no direct accusations, the implications were pointed enough to be definitely unfavorable, especially when heard by people all over the state who do not know the actual conditions that exist on the" stateiniversitynTpTis Some of the strongest organizations on our campus are the religious groups. Every denomination is represented here and each has its own student organization. These groups are active and include the majority of UK students. This situation, too, seems to be a healthy one, because it gives the students knowledge and tolerance of religious beliefs other than their own. For these reasons, we feel that false information concerning "excessive drinking," relations," and scholastic "intimate boy-gistandings on campuses is unfair and misleading. rl The Kentucky Kernel UNivF.RSirY of Kentucky Entered at the Post Office at Lexineton. Kentucky, aa aecond class matter under the Act of March 3, 1879. Published weekly during school except holidays and exams. $1.00 per semester SUBSCRIPTION RATES Ronnie Butler Ann O'Roark Barbara Morgan Ray Hornback Ken Litchfield Jim Crawford Judy Boteler Yvonne Eaton George Koper Tom Preston John Mitchell Editor .. Co-Edit- or Managing Editor Assistant Managing Editor News Editor Assistant News Editor Society Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Photographer Reporters and copy desk Georqe Ashor, Ed Hlack-wel- l. Tom Hratxint. Alva Cnsmari. linger Crump, (loorje Hall, Kny IVlt-r- . Joe Hose, Louise Wile, Chris Woosley, Hetty Holes. James llurdine, Hcba Adams, Kay Hliiu-oeDuckworth, Ellia Easterly. Roy Jim Crawford, Glass, Woodrow Hail, Hob Horine, Bob Howerton, Avery Jenkins, Bill Jolly, John Paul Jonen, Don Lennartson, Audrey l.ooney, Betty Jo Martin, Eujjene Murvin, Kli.sa May, Carl Moreland. Slurley Kadale, Christy Vander-grif- t, 1V1 O'Roark, W. H. Wor-.tand Bob, Maurue, and Scoop White. Advertising Tom Wilborn. business manager; John Glover, advertising manager; Jane Cole, solicitor; Sally Cornell, circulation manager, and Don Henry, campus circulation. . UeiN-grn- , the odds are 40 to 1 that someone in here will flanR, on t less, of course, he should decide to drop this course." v ''Class - Long Live Honoraries! By RAY HORNBACK Last week, a jjroup of 14 students brought to the UK campus one of the outstanding Dixieland bands in the nation, "Papa" John Gordy's group from the Celtic Room in Nashville. The students, members Keys, of sopho-mor- e men's honorary, planned to foot the hill for such top-not- ch en- tertainment through gate receipts. But they didn't quite make it. The crowd wasn't as big as they had anticipated. They were faced with the realization that "Papa" John would have to be paid out of the pockets of the 14 Keys members. The boys made a plea to the crowd. to pitch inandhelpmake up the difference. A black silk hat was placed in the center of the ballroom, "Papa" ' John gave put with a tender melody, and dancing couples filled the hat with coins. At the last count, the 14 Keys members did not have to dig Into their own pockets to square things with probably the most entertaining band soon on the UK campus this year. We would like to commend the group for having guts enough to attempt the project. And we also feel that the students who contributed over and above the $2.00 admission fee deserve a big pat on the back. It shows that there can bo cooperation on the UK campus. But does it always have to come through necessity, need, or as a last result? And while we're on the topic I was just readof honoraries. ing in an old Kernel recently about a once very active honorary on the UK campus, Locks. ... funds (which meant your old man had to be loaded). And finally, each new member must swear to uphold the interests of the honorary at all times( which meant that a member must enter all. brawls which resulted from nightly meetings). , For a while, Locks seemed, to have the right combination on the UK campus. They annually sponsored a Locks billiard tourney with profits going to the haute for aged SGA members, a scholarship for the freshman with the most, grill hours, and once they led a movement for better cartoons at the downtown movies. But their downfall came when over a campusLocks got all keyed-u- p drinking contest. Thje -wide fine brothers thought it would be the shakiest to invite all campus organizations to one grand pub, to crown the group which could down the most brew, King Drink: " All the finer groups "on campus entered the competition. It was one night to behold! he In-twee wee hours of the morning, there was only one group left Locks. The fine Irish lads were still competing, but with themselves. For weeks afterwards, --a. Locks member was not seen on campus. Students, deans, and parents began to wonder. But finally, a letter arrived from the president of Locks, lie said the group had decided to go on tour, with their eventual goal the Ivy League. The boys found that the UK competition was entirely too weak, and they felt that by returning to the locale in which Locks was founded, they would scare up some decent competition. The last we heard of them, they were still going strong. . . Sheer Torture It seems that Locks was com posed of a group of d Irishmen, who felt it th