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LKD Grew From Alumni Information Group
By BOB ANDERSON

Since its first small beginnings In
1957, the Little Kentucky Derby has
become a large healthy youngster
which expects to gross almost $15.- 000 and give $5,000 in scholarships
this year.
The Little Kentucky Derby was
first conceived in the spring of
1950 from a program set up to in- form prnduating seniors about the
UK Alumni Program. The program
was
administered by a group
known as the Student-Alumni

Club.

The

Student-Alum-

Club had

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in existence for several years,
but had remained somewhat apart
from the greater body of UK stu- It dealt with seniors and

alumni bui had few dealings with
other students.
In April 1956 a student member
of the group brought up a new
idea. The idea was to start some
sort of programs that all UK stu- dents could participate in and at
the same time let all students
know about the Alumni Program,
Faculty members and alumni
were asked to contribute any ideas
they might have.
From David
Noyes, a student, came the sug- gestion that the club study a plan

Indianapolis 500 Mile Race. The
"Little 500" was a bicycle race In
which fraternities and men's
dorms entered bikes in a 50 mile
bicycle endurance race.
The IU race promoted what the
student-alumugroup wanted to
promote at Kentucky school spirit
and loyalty, entertainment for the
whole campus
and it provided
funds for a student scholarship
program.
Such a program here at UK with
the title of "Little Kentucky Derby"'
that was beinir used bv Indiana was a natural.
The Kpntnrkvj
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University. Dean of Men L. L. Mar-bee- n Derby had been the greatest at- tin also knew of the IU plan,
traction Kentucky had to offer and
It was called the "Little 500" and the one that conjured images of
s.
was patterned after the most
Colonels and Southern
ous of Indiana's attractions, the belles in the minds of the public.
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Even the location was a natural,
There could be no better place to
have such an event than Lexlng- ton, In the center of the Blue Grass
and the center of the thoroughbred
Industry in the United States.
, The first LKD committee and of- ficers were elected in September
1956 and work on the LKD started,
In its first year the LKD had a
gross income of $4,514.76 and a- warded only $200 in scholarships.
The greatest expense was than, as
it is now, the cost of entertainment
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-Something Smith and the Red- heads and Clyde Trask's orchestra,
After the first derby it was
cided that LKD would be under
management with an
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advisory committee of faculty and
administrative staff members.
The Little Kentucky Derby was
reorganized In its present form in
the fall of 1957. John Proffitt. as- sistant dean of men. and Assistant
Dean of Women Sharon Hall were
of the advisory
named
committee.
Other members of the advisory
committee are Dean of Men L. L.
Martin, Dean of Women Doris
Seward, Dr. William McCubbin.
Bernie Shively, Powers Jones, M. 3.
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The LKD was on its way to becoming a big event both socially
and financially. A great number of
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
Vol. L

LEXINGTON, KY., WEDNESDAY, APRIL

8, 1959

No. 90

15,(031,770 Budget

Appro ved'By Trustees

LKD Steering Committee
The Little Kentucky Derby Steering Committee's chief function
is to plan and put into effect the LKD. Members of the Steering
Committee seated around the table at a recent meeting are from
left. Chairman Bob White. Dick Warren, Billy Joe Moore, Red
Calkin. Anne Murphy, Whayne Priest,
John Proffitt,
Murphy (ireen, Cynthia Beadell. Sydney Crouch and John Anoso-vicNot present when the picture was taken were
Sharon Hall and Sharon King.

budget for the 1959-- 1 divisions of the University are:
Nursing, UK Health Service and
fiscal year was approved by
Division of colleges and admin- the physical plant operation.
the UK Board of Trustees yester- istration, $7,881,251, an increase of
The new budget also includes
day.
$753,039.
$714,586 debt service from rental
Agricultural Experiment Station,
Thejbudget is a $1,387,559 inincome on buildings financed by
crease over the current fiscal year. $2,342,322, an increase of $28,500.
revenue bonds.
Agricultural Extension Service,
Dr. Frank Peterson, wre presl- dent in charge of business admin- $2,927,811, an increase of $41,000.
Of the increase of the new budistration, said last night the new
Medical Center, $978,500, an in- get, $1,126,700 is from state funds.
budget "was a good one" and the crease of $540,000.
The balance will come from stuUniversity was
with
dent fees, federal funds, endowIncreases for the Medical Center
it.
are for administrative expenses, ment income and auxiliary
Appropriations for the various planning staff, library. College of
A $15,031,770

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Kingston Appearance
Vetoed By SC Vote

"well-please-

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Dr. Summers Gives
Annual A&S Lecture

Stuck nt Congress Monday voted
down a motion that SC sponsor
a concert featuring the Kingston
Trio on either May 16 or 17.
The prcposal to have SC sponsor an appearance of the Kingston Trio tn the UK campus was

Auburn, April "25 and 2?
SC approved Fred Mrache's
recommendation
that $100 be
allotted for conference expenses.
Expenses will include $5 registration fee for each representative,
travel expenses and meals. The
brought up by Carolyn Jones, rep- representatives will stay free of
resenting Kappa Kappa Gamma charge in Auburn residence units.
sorority.
Miss Jones said that it had been
mentioned that having the King"My Fair Lady'9
ston Trio here would be an ideal
way to end the school year.
Student Union
Board Sub.
Red Calkin, member of the
topics Committee is sponsoring a
Little Kentucky Derby Steering
Committee, told the assembly such trip to. Cincinnati to see ".My
a concert ptnsolcd by SC would Pair Lady" Saturday, April 25.
Tickets will go on sale today
have a snicus el fee t on the LKD
the weekend before the in the SUB from 3 p. m. Only
conceit
37 tickets will be sold. The ticket
proposed SC conrert.
price of $5.(10 includes bus transVice President Fred Strache
SC
pointed cut that LKD is an all portation and a $2.50 balcony recampus picgram and deserves the served seat.
full support of all
The LKD program plans to provide $5,C00 for scholarships this
year and the prospect of having
the Kingston Trio the next weekend would quite possbily cause
many people to stay home from the
By HAP C A WOOD
LKD concert, Calkin adaed.
When you attend the races this
The Kingston Trio would cost spring, don't bet on an
SC $2,200 and rental of Memorial horse or one of low caliber. Never
Coliseum would be an additional bet more than you can afford to
$1,000. SC has already exceeded its lose. Be conservative.
1958-5- 9
budget by approximately
These were several tips given by
$2,000.
Tom Gentry. UK senior and
John Williams, Willis Haws, Bob campus race horse authority, when
Wainscott, Leslie Decker
and he spoke at the SUB yesterday.
Margie Hadden were chosen to
Gentry said 43.37Z.670 people atrepresent Kentucky at the Southel
year with
ern Universities Student Govern- tended races last of over $3 a
turnover
billion,
ment Association spring meeting at with purses amounting to
and Kentucky alone receiving $7 million in racing taxes.
"Thoroughbred racing is big
Plaque Donations
business in the U. S. because, like
Donations are now being taken any
other big American industry
In the chemistry office to purinvolving goods or services, the
chase a plaque in honor of the
American people have a need and
late Dr. Charles Barkenbus, prodesire for it," Gentry said.
fessor of organic chemistry. The
movement was started by friendWhen asked about favorites in
and students of Dr. Barkenbus. the Kentucky Derby, he said it
The plaque will be installed next would likely be the winner of the
I'lorida Derby.
fall.
In explaining racing forms,

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DU. HOLLIS

SUMMERS

UK-student-

The real tense of a poem. Dr.
Hollis Summers said last night,
concerns the viewpoint of the poet
and how he sees the world.
Dr. Summers, College of Arts
and Sciences distinguished profesgave
sor of the year for 1958-5the annual lecture for the honor
in Guignol Theater.
He said a good poem is always
contemporary and a matter for the
reader and the writer. Poetry, he
asserted, is a private affair, and is
not produced by committee, classrooms or even colleges.
"I believe in the worth of a
poem," he said. "I believe that fact
of a poem, an ordered statement, is
important for the fact of living."
9.

Summers, who has had four novels and a volume of poetry published, said he has met a number of
people who were against poetry for
many reasons. This attitude gives
one a feeling of being seperated
from poetry and that it doesn't
matter, he said.
"The enjoyment or poetry entails
more than our taste," he pointed
"

out.
"As adults, we feel little compunction to like asparagus or every
man who bears the name, of
Clarence," Dr. Summers asserted.
"But poetry is a little more varied

than asparagus."

He said poetry is "bigger than
Continued On Page .2

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Gentry pointed out the horse's
name at upper-lef- t,
with the number in the middle denoting the
weight to be carried. Beside the
weight is the name of the dam and
sire. To the upper right is noted
wins, places, shows, and fourth
places won in past years, as well
as amount of money won.
In the statistics column, from
left to right are, first, date of last
race, the smaller number denoting which race of the day it was.
(Seventh race usually most important). In initials Is the name of
the race track.
The second column designates
length of track, horse's time and,
in small abbreviations, condition of
the track.
Column three contains the odds
of the race. Following in another
column was weight (saddle and
jockey) carried.
Next are four columns of num(large h'tiers)
bers, indicating
quarter-pole- ,
back- portion ut the
.

stretch', homestretch, and finish.
The smaller numbers beside them
tell how many lengths behind the
next horse was.
Column six includes abbreviated
name of jockey, with the starting
position noted in a smaller number to the right of the name.
The seventh column includes the
purse and speed rating. For every
one-fift- h
second the horse is short
of the track record, one point is
subtracted from his speed rating.
ratings are winners
Following
(starting with placer if concerned
horse won) with weights carried.
The last number specifies number
of horses in the race.
Gentry defined several racing
terms:
"Star gazer" horse who bites
tight on reins and holds head high.
"Boxed in" when a horse is
closed in. front and side, so he
cannot advance.
"Bug boy" apprentice rider who
hasn't ridden in a year or has not
et had 4!) mounts.

finish" similar to
except four or more
horses reach finish line at nearly
the same time.
"Bloomer" or "morning glory"
horse who runs best in earlier part
of the day.
"Run down bandages" protective coverings on hoofs.' Gentry
pohited ' out that horses, while
weighing approximately a ton and
traveling at nearly 40 m. p. h.. had
comparatively fragile forelegs.
person who con"Railbird"
stantly clocks horses.
"Saliva test" given to winning
horse after each race, a foolproof
dope detector. Other horses will
be tested if so requested.
"Snug hold" tight grip on rein's
by jockey to keep the horse from
exhausting himself at first part of
the race.
"Sprinter" horse who uses up
most of his energy in a quick
starting spurt.
Gentry lives on the Darby Dan
Farm.
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Little Derby
Continued From Taje

committees and a budget of

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$3,43G.

50.

committers were formed to handle
many 'details that were arts- with the enlarged derb- -.
mnnii the committees formed to
handle the LKD functions were
administrative, regulations, coed
arcups. publicity. Saturday pro- iam. Friday program, ana nnan-Msponsor committors.
The 1358 derby featured not only
boys' bicycle races on Stoll Field
jut coed tricycle races in Memorial Coliseum. The committee was
iv.ovina ahead in its plans to make
hi LKD an all campus affair.
M the bicyclp raring trams had
sponsors who
to have financial
juid for the deroration of each
trams' stall, which was deroraied
by .1 roed sponsor group. And last,
but not least, there had to be
for the raring teams.
Che LKD committee went to a
1i vntown department store which
.1( nated
bikes used in the derby
i :e of charge.
uast year's derby presented a
: ncert featuring Louis Armstrong
: n. tead of a dance.
The 1958 Little Kentucky Derby
'uad an income of $14,800, more
nan three times as murh as the
ear before and gave $2,000 in
scholarships.
Tn two years it had grown from
an idea to a large complex
rganization with eight principal
immittees and numerous sub- -

The chairman of the LKD Steer-th- e
Committee is Qob White. Un-Ii- ir
der white are the seven division
npaus of the Steering Committee,
Xhese committees and their
j,eats arP Derby Kace, Whayne
rrjPst: Herniations . Murnhv Green.
Coed Groups, Sidney Crouch;
Publicity, John Anosovirh; Saturday Trogram, Dirk Warren; Friday
Program, Anne Murphy and
Sponsors, Iiill Moore.
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Career

YMCA

Girls interested in the YWCA
as a career may sign up for an
interview at the Tlarement Bureau in the Administration Building until April 10.
Mrs. Paul Loeffel will be on
campus for the interviews.

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Hamblen
Discusses
Computer

CP Will Not Participate
In SC Primary April 22

Campus Party Chairman Taylor meeting Monday afternoon. Sclv.I-lett- 's
announcement followed CP's
Jones announced Monday that CP
will not participate in the April acceptance of the varsity football
Dr. John W. Hamblen, director 22 Student Congress primary. CP house into CP membership.
Schollctt Is a member of Srab-bar- d
of UK.S computing Center, spoke will Instead- have a convention
and Sim.
and Blade,
at the 81st Institute of Mathe- April 14.
He is a commerce
matical Statistics in Cleveland
There are two reasons for not Alpha I psilon. 2.8
overall standSaturday.
participating in the primary, Jones major and has a
a paper on said. They
Hamblen presented
are to allow more time ing.
Other CP vice presidential can.statistical programs for the IBM for artive campaigning for offire
machine, which and to allow a drfeated candidate didates still in the running arc
650
is the type of electronic computer for president or vire president to Phil Cox and Hob Perkins.
used at UK.
run for a seat In the SC assembly.
The central region meeting of
football
Frank
the institute was held jointly with player, Schollctt. varsity
announced his candidacy
the Assoriation for Computing Mafor SC vice president at a CP
chinery at Case Institute of
in Cleveland. The three-da- y
meeting rlosrd Saturday.
Hamblen's paper concerned the
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in a poem is never the result of
verb distinctions."
my convictions, or my neighbors'
Dr. Summers was chosen dis
prejudices."
tinguished professor by a secret
The language of a good poem, he VQte of the college of Arts and
said, is ductile and an act of ten- Sciences faculty earlier this year.
sion. It helps stress the poem's obDr. Summers, a native of Emijectives.
nence, is the 15th UK professor
"The poet, regardless of his de- - to be honored as distinguished pro
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ed with communicating with some human being," Dr. Summers explained. "His poem is. finally, a
insight, the collaborative
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Reading several poems to illuUniversity of Wisconsin has pur
strate his points. Dr. Summers
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10,617 "little magazines."
Recently
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collector. Dr. poet.
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Martin Sukov of Minneapolis, doa one-ha- lf
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are peri"Little magazines"
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Honors Day
For Coeds
Scl April 15

Local Lawyer Addresses
Civil Engineer Assembly

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University coeds will be honored
!ining the annual "Stars in The
N:ght" program, April 15.
This year's presentation
of
n wards will be made at 7:3U p.m.
in the Amphitheater behind Memorial Hall.
The Women's Administrative
C uncil. which Is composed ol vice
tHsidcnts from all women's organizations, sponsors the annual

Walter

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the law.
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Brock Is a graduate of the 'K.
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* The Boisterous Barristers
Anyone who has wondered why
lawyers are called "mouthpieces" has
but to walk past the Law Building
between classes to have the meaning
of the sobriquet explained in unmistakable terms.
Congregated on the porch and steps
of Laffcrty Hall, brought out by the
warm spring sunshine like bears out
of hibernation, one will find the most
clamorous clan on campus and hear
more varieties of whoops, hollers,
yelps, shrieks, guffaws, titters, and
whistles than would be apt to be
heard at a Swahili reunion.
It is, in fact, a remarkable phenomenon that a group of the campus'
assertedly most studious young men,
dignified in coats and ties and destined to someday become judges and
corporate captains, should relapse into
such raucous ribaldry every time a
pfetty coed walks past their lair. No
matter what their visible reactions
to the din that arises when they pass
by, every coed thus "honored" must
feel the common reaction to such
common deeds: embarrassment.

Besides the embarrassment suffered by coeds who are whistled at and

applauded, the fledging barristers'
bedlam is a considerable thorn in the
side of persons attempting to study in
the Library, particularly on the
ground floor. Studying in the Library
is difficult enough on warm days without any distractions from outside;
when one's reading is punctuated
every few minutes by the spontaneous
cacophony across the way, it becomes
well nigh impossible to concentrate.
But who are we to judge the future
judges? Ferhaps they need this outlet for their emotions, pent up by the
pressures of torts, pleadings and an
occasional nolo contendere. In fact,
we'd like to suggest a game which
they might add to their current pastime to give them more variety in
their entertainment. This game is
quite a bit less boisterous and requires
rather more effort than hooting at
girls, but it is on the same plane
and of the same calibre.

It's called hopscotch.

The Readers' Form
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Temperance Lectures
To Gurney Norman:
Your article of April 2 was to me
the straw that broke the camel's back,
f can no longer resist the temptation
of rebuttal. This entire argument that
has been going on recently is absurd.
The law upon which it is based is
absurd. I have taken it upon myself
to classify KRS 158.270 into that group
of laws which are outdated or impractical. In order to give you some idea
of the characteristics of this group, I
will name a few of the solid members.
Some of the following are state laws
and some are city ordinances:
Did you know that here in Lexington it is illegal to carry ice cream
cones in your pockets? In Bellevue,
it is against the law for pigeons to fly
over the city. In Owensboro, it is
illegal for a woman to buy a new hat
without her husband first trying it on.
In Harlan, it is unlawful to throw
coal at another person if the size of
the lump exceeds three inches. A
state law declares that every person
must take a bath at least once a
year. The state law also says that no
mirror may be sold during the hours
between sundown and sunup. (All
references taken from "It's Against the
Law," by Dick Hyman, A&S Publishing Co., New York.) 'Some of these
Jaws are pretty silly, aren't they? But
they are no sillier than KRS 158.270.
Do you really think that temperance in the use of alcohol can be
taught in a lecture? Temperance is a
part of moral conduct and it must
be learned by experience and not by
lecture. If you and your disciples are
too juvenile to think for yourselves.,
then I implore you not to bore and
bother the adult students of this campus with your petty bickering.
I further doubt that there are any
mothers of our students suffering from
the fact that their sons and daughters have become addicted to alcohol.
If we presently have any alcoholics
matriculated here at the University,
I would be extremely surprised.
I, for one, would be highly insulted
if subjected to temperance lectures.
We are supposedly grown young men
and women capable of discriminating between right and wrong. This
entire matter is one of personal ethics

and not one of law. If moderation
is a part of your, code of ethics, as it
is of mine, then let's not shove it
down others' throats by law. Rather,
let us set a practicing example. Don't
preach pract ice.
Bart Snider

Kernel ("arUan By Hank Chapman

"Most

saints.
I can scarcely bring myself to walk
past their establishment on South
Limestone, for the BSU'ers are either

.outside,

formulating
pious schemes to drag their fellow
students out of the pit by the hair,
or else assembled en mess holding
Morning Watch, Noonday Vespers or
a Testimonial. Yes, if prayers and
proselytizing assured one's academic
status, none of us could hope to compete with the Baptists.
Their hypocritical jabberwocky is
flagrantly misplaced on a campus
which was, until SC stepped on their
collective tails, moving slowly out of
the Victorian Age. Those of us in the
forefront of this movement are only
disgusted with such narrow-minde- d
congregated

exhibitionism.
But to those of you who are
straddling a mental fence, we say:
"Hurry up! If the devil don't get ya,
the Baptists will!
Personally, I would prefer the devil.

Mark Rampion

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Relaxing With Eisenhower
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Righteous Ravings
To The Editor:
I have been following with amusement the ravings of the righteous, in
both the Lexington papers and the
Kernel, in regard to "beer on campus."
The only intelligent and realistic comment I found was that of "F. Scott
Fitzgerald" in your Thursday (April
7) issue. My only regret is that the
writer used a pseudonym, for I would
like to personally express my complete agreement.
His phrase ""bucolic Baptists" was
especially apropos. These people with
their boorish rantings have almost
singlehandedly suppressed any sophistication which might conceivably have
appeared at UK. As it is, those of who
have learned that drink is not an "instrument of the devil," as our fundamentalist friends so quaintly term it,
are subjected to the prayers and soulful glances of those same frustrated

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after each
presidential news conference the tense
bulletins hit the wires. President Eisenhower says . . . Eisenhower denies . . .
Eisenhower calls for . . .
It's easy to forget that the session
producing all this usually is moderately
informal and relaxed, except, of course,
for the poor creatures who are going to
dictate the bulletins to their offices. ,
So, if we can decipher notes jotted
down at our last conference, let's have a
chronological look at democracy at work.
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