xt7nzs2k9j2z https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7nzs2k9j2z/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 1980-03-14 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers  English   Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel  The Kentucky Kernel, March 14, 1980 text The Kentucky Kernel, March 14, 1980 1980 1980-03-14 2020 true xt7nzs2k9j2z section xt7nzs2k9j2z Vol. i.xxu. No. l27 K E r 2 l l nitersity of Kentucky
Friday. March l4. I980 an independent student newspaper Lexington. Kentucky
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3y BRIAN RICKERD then got a lay-up from Carroll tocom- - . > .' K g By JOHN CLAi and see Macy hit that last second shot
Amstant Sports Editor New a four pomt play. That gave the . . .i‘ s KKK Sports Editor but with the help of Vince “The
BOilermakers a 15 point lead with ‘3 he“ “ ' “it he“ Prince"Taylor‘s defense he missed it ”
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'Ihe highlytouted nail-bitcrthatwas [9:30 left and Purdue was playing too .K ‘ KiK . ts; ssh . As the Kentucky Wildcats learned “I just thank the good lord."agreed
expected to materialize last night we“ 10 105? .KKK‘. \ w . tn‘ “ I last night at Rupp Arena. in the Foster. "We were trying to set up a
' betweenIUand Purdue failed to do so The Beilermakers StMCth their - i . my « NCAA tournament. almost is not defense for either an inside shot by i
as the Boijermakeis eased past the lead to 59-40 before a Hoosier press . $33.} wfi‘filf ' \K quite good enough. Cowan or Macy from the outside. It
Hoosiers 76-67 in the first Mideast beganto wear down Purdue in the late N‘s» ‘3 ;e 3‘: .° _ “h“ After staging a miraculous come- wasjust a real tough nine seconds."
semifinal game 3‘ Rupp Arena. stages of the COMESl betWCCh the tWO §Kygie .3 hrs '5‘. 5.7g. , . ff", back from as many as 14 points The loss was especially tough on the
. Utilizing a patient offensive scheme 318 Ten rivals. v- '3. '. . s - ' ' ‘* behind Coach Joe B Hall‘s Wildcats Wildcats after their ' ‘
. . . . s :. K st . K . . unimaginable
and the kind of intense defense the . Although his teamcutthe lead to srx ‘nti‘uK' '- ' . ‘ ' " came up just nine seconds short and comeback. With Macy still showing
ioilermakers have been known for InthffinitlmmlnuteK. Knightadmitted it K .- *gg - K33 . ’K felltothe visiting Duke Blue Devils 55- affects of the mystery bug which bit
t is season. Purdue raced to a 37-26 was 00 l e too ate. " . . 54in semi-final action ofthe Mideast him during the SEC tournament in
halftime lead and both Bobby Knight “We had to turn it around quiekK(in .. a sat . . Regional last night. Birmingham and freshman center Sam
ofK Indiana and Lee Rose of Purdue theKseconthalQand we couldn‘tdort." fi‘i- K , _ ‘ .. f K -. - The loss finished UK‘s season at 29- Bowie rendered ineffective by fouls.
said in p05t game press conferences Knight said. We let it get out of \K \" Sand sent Dukeinto tomorrow‘s finals UK fought back from a 14-point half—
thatthecontest was largely over atthat hand. . . . . ’ " a; _ Ks; 383i"St Purdue. time deficit.
point. Rose said his team‘s ineffective _ ‘3‘ i “ Aftershooting only 39 percent in the “We got off to a very bad start and
“The game was decided in the first offensrve play against the Indiana .’ ; . 3'- first half. the Wildcats found them- Duke got offtoavery gmd start."said I
half." Knight KohsertledK “Purdue had priss was a result of weariness. '~ _ - ‘K K) . . - selves trailing 37-23 at the intermis- Hall.whoseteam couldn‘tseem to find
realKiy‘ strong intenSity. and they just I We Piach astharKg as wegould as ‘ ' ‘E ' ’ ' ., ”f ' Sion. However. UK stormed back on a hole in the Duke zone if they fell
too it to us." orig as we cou ose sai . “Hey. ‘ . . ' .*;‘5_:1' '1 the inside hook shots offorward Fred- through it.
Rose‘s team. interchanging a man~ Indiana is a great team. There will be . I. KKK) . ' _ . 3 \ ‘ die Cowan to knot the score at 54-54 "We did some really good things
to-man with a zone press defensrvely, no blowouts in the NCAA. When we 3; ; .. “KI . 41' with 37 seconds left. offensively in the first half." said
harassed the slightly favored Hoosiers got ahead by l6 we knew they would . KM. K i s\ K' '_ Then after the Blue Devils‘forward Gminski. who scored 13 of his l7
into ll first half turnovers and com— come back. We made some key free is“? sKK_-.= .' ' 3.7 M. v . Gene Banks converted one of two free points in the first stanza while sending
. mittcd just two miscues themselves, throws down the stretch, but they K t" = '“ KK shots with 22 seconds remaining. UK Bowie to the bench with three fouls.
While the Boilers were ahead com- made some great plays too." 'fsiifizt... Kit; . s” \K : ran down the clock to nine seconds The goodies started early for Duke
fortably most of the game. the key Knight said his team never was able h it ‘ . “$3“ ’ . i “s: .5 i j before callingtime out. That set upthe as they raced to a 7-0 lead. UK quickv
POint in the half came when Purdue‘s ‘0 match Purdue‘s intensitys and he REX ‘ it ‘3‘ =5. ? t . $3 dramatic ending. Chi the margin ‘0 (the at 9'3. hUt the
All-America center Joe Barry Carroll admitted Winning the Big Ten title in .. - it" i. . fish; Q K: i k _ .. UK.surprised byazone defensethat Devils responded with another run of
K took a seat on the bench with three the last game of the regularseason may * ' J‘s " K ”sh; Q 5.1-. 3t ' :‘. -s Duke Coach Bill Foster threw up. seven straight and UK screamed fora
' foulsjust midwaythrough the halfand have taken the spark out of his team. "K . ' . K. ' . 19“ s ‘3 - could only muster a hanging 20-foot time out trailing 16-8 with [0:51 left in
K Indiana failed to takeadvantage ofthe “I was concerned after reaching ‘ . k" ‘K gig: s 3k “t" jumper by senior All-American Kyle the half. It didn't get much better for ‘
situation. Ahead by seven at that suchabig peak to win the Big Tenand K‘s.‘ . I “AW“ if" .~ ‘t Macythat bounced offthe rim. Duke‘s UK. . '
K With. the Boilermakers added four then havmg {0 get UP for the NCAA" it}? *éfih, Es I. . . All-American center Mike Gminski With the Blue Devils continually
. K poKiKhtS to the cushion at intermlSSIKOn. Knight explained. K us\\ K It; , g \ ' S _.t _K then tapped the ball outside where UK getting inside position onthe offensive
. When Joe Barry went out we just Thomas playedasparkling game for h » ~' sex ' Km, 3:. .- .K ;; guard Dirk Minniefield fielded it and end and confusing UK by mixing .
. \- kept playing hard and increased the his tehm‘ as the 5-“ guard poured in “g s: t: saw “if heaved a desperation attempt. The zones on the defensive side. Duke ran
lead." Rose said. “That was a major 30 I301“ts ‘0 lead all scorers. Mike s» g .. Ks; », rfi i shot was wayshort and bythetimefor- the lead to 37-23 at the half.
. factor." Woodson followed with l4. but no t y... :3 " t. he“ (.14.; K ward Derrick Hord released his unsuc- “They were headed fora blowout.“ ’
The [U cause was not helped any 0th" ”0°53" had more than Six ' '.. ’--ti‘f. ‘ i i g ' t?" i Z “ ’3‘ cessful follow. time had run out. said Hall. .
. when Knight picked up a technical points. . - ”W" ‘ _ , w ts; \ “" § “We set up a man-to-man option However. slowly the Wildcats chi-
seconds after the first half horn Guard Keith Edmondsontook scor- ‘_. _ 3-.2 ' . " :‘Qgis‘ .K gs during the timeout,“ said Hall at the seled awayatthe visitors‘marginin the
sounded. Knight said he was miffed ing honors for Purdue with 21 points. . 33‘2" _K'jK .. \s3§\“§s} press conference afterwards as Macy second half until they pulled within
' lsrah Thomas late in the half and he charity stripe. Forward Drake Morris s- s ssgss; sit out in a zone. so we tried to set up a a hook with 2:l8 remaining.
. . quefitosnaet; :n :félCKltai aKhouKt it. h :thKldsz ZOKpomts a3? Carroll andhlieit- ‘ H) (fitt- , \\I)Ht\ hmh his" scrserKiK foKKr Macy. {he dwas pressured A few seconds later. Taylor ran 0ch
e i e l n ca it ecause e g n enry ay native i e an t e 5 at was 0 .I’ like to see the Cowan while making a blistering
. wasn‘t under (the basket).“ Knight Scearce tallied H apiece. Duke senior center Mike Gminski (43) puts one up (H er freshman ('harles tilms 0" that 5h°t cause it 1001‘“ like layup. The UKIUhtOT hitthe freeshots
. explained. “I think that‘s a cop out. If K The Bodermakerstakea 23-9 record Hurt (44)ofthe Wildcats in the Mideast regional contest last night at Rupp he was under more than normal pres- t0 keep the margin at "‘0- I
. the offic1al sees it. he should call it.” lthO tomorrow‘s KMideast champion- Arena. The Blue Devils upset Kentucky 55-54 behind (iminski‘s I? point. 7 sure." he added lightly. With exactly two minutes lCh- DUI“?
. As a result of the technical, how- ShlpK contest against the Duke Blue rebound performance. Fred Cowan of l'K (40) looks on. ('owan led all "The 800d lord hCiPCd 115-" said guard 30h Bender calmly SUhk ”‘0 -
, . ever. PKurdue startedthe second halfby Dev1ls.whileIndianaendedtheyearat scorers with 26 points. Duke moves on to meet l’urdue tomorrow after- Baht“ "It seemed like a '0t 0t times free throws to PUSh the advantage '
knocking home two free throws and 22-8. noon for the championship of the Mideast. - this 53350” “'8‘“? been watching TV ('ontinued 0" page 3‘ ‘
UK researcher links use Of ant'b'ot' t I e e e eal d' i
K :3! BONNIE HUTTON competition. according to Dr. KTW. wereinhibitingthe growth ofthe CEM Swerczek conducted many experi- The greatest cause of fetal loss on large enough 10 be brought into the
cponct Swerczck. a researcher in veterinary orgamsmKon the plate.“ he said. ments with both the mares and stal- horse farms in Central Kentucky is laboratory.
. A UK h seieane. On Feb. 5. SwerKczek found According to KSwerczek. this could lions. “Based on this work."Swerczek caused by bacterial infections of the "The mare “'35 pronounced in {03'
'b KreKsearc er has found that that if the normal populations of bac- mean the bacteria living on the cxter- said. “I do not recommend the me ot uterus. which cause inflamation. Mis- and in the fall of the year she came up
an:j actena Cagents andE antibiotics term are leftalone they willinhiKbit the KnalK genitalia of horses could also antibacterial drugs 0| maps on the use at antibiotics and antibacterial emP‘Y- Many 0‘ thSC fetuses were
us against orKitagious unineK Met- growth of pathogens much like an inhibit the growth ofCEM organisms penis routinely.“ agents may be causing many of these lhfeCth- The mare aborted them 0‘" '
K ptisK Kijnayhactual y be contnbutingKto anKtKibiotic.K Totesthistheory. he usedagroup of Preliminary studies indicate that prenatal deaths. Swerczek said. i" the field and they were never
oa cards and the spread of equine Early in the outbreak of CEM. between l8and 20maresandstallions. what istrue forstallionsis alsotruefor Studies of 935 cases of fetal loss {OUh‘V .
.- veijtehrea iseiist. . f 11‘ when we were culturing many ofKthese There were no antibiotics used on any mares. he said. “My research has found that 279cases wercdueto bacte- Swerczek invented a test. the Plate
ee norrKi‘iKi:l dangteriat;l sta ionsa‘hd {hares and stallions,we observed inthe of the mares. although they may have shown that when mares are infected rial placentitis(inflamation ofthe pla- ASSIUt'hahOh TCSt» ‘0 detect CEM
. .. {2:35 at; :j'c y we compouKn s, aboratory that certain bacteria that been infected With some type oforga- with some common bacterialdiseases. centa.) Many of the cases Swerczek antibodies in mares that may have . .
K0 ihg e KKiKseaseK-caiKiSingKorganisms are normal inhabitants ofthe external nism other than CEM. The stallions the disease will clear up on its own observed were in advanced stages of been exposedtotheorganism.Thetest
g ow an mu tip y without any genitalia of the stallion and the mare were washed wrth warm water only. without any antibiotic treatment.“ pregnancy. and the aborted fetus was Continued on page 3
3 oil that would raise the priceofgasolineanadditional |0cents Afghanistan to discuss alternative games to the Moscow
state a BEHOh- Olympics at a meeting Monday. it was learned yesterday. weather
. Holland and Kenya have agreed to attend so far with rep- ~
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A SPECIAL GRAND JURY has subpoenaedastate recla- thA JLRY AfCQthTTKlK-ID qud KMO‘O‘K (0' yesterday 0" lies from other countries still coming m. THE SUN. WILL BE DODGKING m and outKoftodast partly
motion official to deliver coal mine permit records for nine Tee coun sKo rec ess oKmocKide in the fiery deaths ofthree Organized at ministerial level. the conterence will be held in cloudy skies. Highs today will reach the mid 405 With lows
Kentucky coal operalcrsK mete” kmhd when th‘K'" P'htO 5‘5ch CXPIOGCd In flames Geneva the sources told the “Mum“! Pmr tonight dipping to the upper 20s. All students bound for Flor-
Ralph R. Waddle. director of the state Bureau of Surface when n was h" from behind. Western Europe African and Arab overnments which Ida WI“ find sunny weather and warm beaches awaiting them.
M' R la . . . . . Prosecutor Michael Cosenino and defense attorney James . ' g -
In; decKK mathon and Enforcement Permit DiVision said he F Neal sat expressionless as thejudge readthecontents ofthe dont want to send athletes to Moscow to protest the Sovret ." as, ' s > . a
ogeliatiocnsliifl a records pertaining too “5' of [Dean] mining three envelopes containing the verdicts. :htust into Afghanistan have been invited. British informants an “kahun- . .. -. ‘9’ “K; .
Waddle said Wednesday that agents de notquestion th . TK'IK: dverdict :‘Is gead before a packed courtroom that -' " ‘K ' .=-=-" K.KK a”) I
Ihd left immediately after serVing the subpoena. He was b'ictheela:1:istt :1] 0townspeople. reportersand members THE FIFTH ROl'NDot negottationsbetweenthe govern- ’ Z 'i I '1  43’ *
by the agents that his appearance might be postponed until pa s ecmon came in its ounh day ofdeliberations. mats hostagotn Bogota. Columbia, ended in a flash ofanger ”-.. ‘1 my m
Mm" 2° THE STATE DEPARTMENT said ste da 't h ”mm" 1 M t “g i l i
. I K K K ye r yl now as A k . ‘K.'1"'
natlon convmcmg eVIdence that all 50 Americans taken hostage in "omit: 12:13:22?.fatigtghgdTho'efmngivwa”Field away a 1"“- ‘ ' ,,.. a‘w
. Tehran four months ago are alive and remain within the US. die .. ) g i u mg‘ c w' W” or Z .7471!" ' . ‘
PRESIDENT CARTER WILL UNVEIL his long-awaited Embassy there. ' .
new anti-inflation strategy today. whichis expected toinclude Uhth now.Kthe department has said it could not be certain mill-Cd “($113; lerK:cItcztfigéiazighishejdofhha paneltruck ' .5
. the fintbelanced budget in |2yeerunda new texthat would the 50 Americans. taken hostage in the embassy 0“ N0“ 4 Re ublic took a few brisk te dith 6 3mm“: i it}! " . ‘
ruse gasoline prices 10 cents a gallon. were all alive or that some had not been taken elsewhere by huiidreds‘of re ohm “and": i: ”80 f": "m" tow“ it ' ; i" . .
K White House officials said Carter will announce his anti- the" “Pm"- Jabbin her iin er ah I 8titirinc he :WBY-d h h . a .
inflation plans today at 4:30 in eWhite House speechlnd will But ' “WNW” °thCl3|~ dedihlhfl '0 be identified. said uerrillasgwantedgthe relgnsilnlih can, 5 2s ofute tCaKtt e h w ..
hold I news conference at 9 pm. to discuss them further. yesterday “the preponderance of evidence” showing the hos- gian ‘iiils ea 0 c" comra es r cm 0 om- "‘ ’ W a ”his... " O |
In addition to seeing a higher tax on gasoline. Americans “In to be alive and all within the embassy compound was Thje overnment cm d . d .- ”K h' h " ' “t" I
also are likely to feel the bite of the new Carter program in accumulated in ' “relatively "CC?" “”04“ minu‘esg re red to if: him" a}; ta s' wi-ic lastep qt: i
higher interest rates. credit control: and an end to Saturday Id uerrillasptnti’l‘itdin p ii c “(Shaw-uh; m m “My “'8 s o 3552...: l
mail deliveries among other things. war game grohp holding 171:"; ":9 I e' b Ogflhligllzh "rd" :2 5H , .
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Carter :5 exPeCted to Pr0P°'_° SIZ billion to 8'5 hillion in K THE UNITED STATES, Britain and Australia have eign diplomats and8 an undetermined iiumbfrr of o'imirhgi- " .5 i?
spending node for l98l and to imposeanew tax on imported invtted two dozen nations protesting Soviet intervention in tages iii the embassy for the |6th day. ‘ i" J t:

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I and their luggage in a four-cylinder Vega can bea tad on the Tennessee border, is consistently one of the Jag—‘47; I
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'- and or braketluid.windshield cleaner Ievel,etc. Load let them know in advance.) 'I L ' ‘ II //Il AK ’/ ‘ 'R“ ‘ _* w I
’I . the trunk carefully. utilizing space to its fullest. or maybe you COUld try doing some project you‘ve ___I m __ l; , ‘l {7’ ' ‘ A I I (2);) It I IIIIII I
' Know where you‘re going. Have maps ofevery state always PUt 0“ because "l lUSt don‘t have the time." . /;/.._1) ‘ . ‘ i '_ l‘ ’; \ I g" ' liltt I
_ . ' ' from here to your designated vacation spot, and it’s Rearrange the furniture, bUlld a stereo stand, painta ‘ i" Reva/‘A‘I‘, [tile-3,3 ' \ ' y ‘ / ‘3, .l ‘ ”5‘ Mt- I
not a bad idea to have maps ofsome ofthelargercities picture, write a poem. You’ve got a week. Live it up. I I "H 51¢ I ' r' lleIIII Il . . i I
. I along the way (Knoxville. Atlanta, Jacksonville). in Then again, If you get really bored, you COUld I iii. ' -l ‘li VJ..— If I
_ - , 3 case of detours or traffic tie-ups. Alternate drivers to always stay home and watch the NCAA basketball I “a . _ ‘ I 7 L“, _— - ' I ‘
1 ' ' reduce monotony and keep people awake. tournament. I a?“ \[; . 1&1 ‘ . I
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Seniorltls sufferers unite! . ‘ $2: a; M - ' - - '
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' By Jl'DY CARNEY enough hot tea to waterlog a moose. that say “Senioritis sufferers need love ‘KI.’ ‘ ’ t 31/ g? ;.: g, g I
. ' And it‘s not even finals yet. too.“ And maybe have meetings and I lytffége . W ‘ I; "_“r A Q l t I
' ' Everyone always jokes at parties Senioritis is wincing at the word dues and a newsletter anda preSideIn- I 'ia“ iii. {3 - I I, ‘ POLLS ( . / I t I
. ' about “senioritis.” They giggle ner- “resume,“ flinching at the word tial candidate and the whole bit. I . Q III 7"” I
V ‘ , I vously and pretend to be up on the “unemployment"andjumping lOfeet Together. we can make our stand I A N/ nanny}; \v’ I
. . subject. and graduates groan and say. at the word "job."Senioritis is becom- against the world. I ((- m m- I‘ . \ I
' ’ '1 , "Boy. am lever glad that‘s over with." log pre-occcupied with dishes that And 85 for all you seniors 0‘" there , .och m 63 CUT... ‘ l '
' But basically. it‘s pretty muchacloset match and mileage charts from Who have escaped thetrauma ofsenio- I Vb W % W WB’RQ W (P l” THIS W NiGl‘iT Arm Nah I
' V , . affliction. l mean. when‘s the last time selected citiesto home. it's standingon ritis; keep lt to yourself. we don‘t want I I”\'V ii ‘LAW AND SillRi-QY’CR I my l CAN’T TAle ll. AllYi/DRQ I
'. ‘ ' you attended a Senioritis Seminar? cliff-edge anticipating flight. it is eag- to hear about it. IWlTli MHNG Tb mg)”.- ATC Rh? N"l' 7% if ANV ... ta “I
' Read about new discoveries concern- erly looking ahead with one foot still I w l-LQAQ W’JIMM ‘" l CA MOFQ n. a I
' ' . . ing its origln'.’ Heard about a grant caught inthe prematurely shed Skin of Judy Carney is an Advertising senior. l*,,,.,,-__,,, W WW, Afl_g_y_¥___g___vfiw _fi , ~Afi._h__mime_me‘ ,._._..,_~____.
' ~ awarded for further research? i ask school. but suddenly becoming aware . i
' - . l ' you when‘s the last time you of all that you will miss. The familiar Nathlng seems to work
engaged in a frank discussion of this steps ofadepartmental building. Beat- I
I ' ' " phenomemnon over lunch" ing the traffic light. Former profs you ' t
. I This is a sad situation. Senioritis stop and chat with eventhough you‘re What we Gail gen IUS tOday only bUIldS on pas
" ' l. ' sufferers would greatly benefit from running late. People. Someveryfamil-
. . bringing senioritis out into the open. iar. very important. very mobile
' ' That‘s why l'm writing this. What people. By RALPH 53- JOHNSON ~— the brick upon brick upon brick The best minds of the land seek to All bUt one Iover the years has
- , Betty Ford did for breast cancer, l a that has multiplied into today's mira- thwart a handful of zealous Iranian declined, some In a huff, A majority
A . intend to do for senioritis. lwill begin his possible,even probable,thatthe cles. if only man's integrity was the students who have seized half a indicate thlelyt:on‘ttiigtj‘irgilrilglylviivitrii
" - > by admittln . o nlv and ublicall l, - - intellect of humankind has not e ual of his ingenuity hundred hostages ~ and as we mean. e em . l
» ' ' that i am a fictisleof'seniorifis. Furth- Cpl/”0n advanced perceptibly in ten thousand q[n surgical theatres everywhere approach the lSOth day, nothing! them to pick up the slice of lemon and
' V ermore. I intend to foster greater years. there are miraculous procedures An entire world went to war whena squeeze lt into the Itea-I .
. ‘ understanding by boldly listing some Thaft's normal in the evolutionary involving the heart. dating back only mad man who ruled the German peo- ft” :Eettlnanagett lesxiitliiinziiiziziitlliihdrc
" t\' ical S ‘m toms. at least from the E“ wayo thln88. EVOlUtlon. likethe mill to the stunnin “Blue Baby" opera- pie sought to conquer the worldI and 8 er a goon 0 l . -
I ' ' feihalc pdlntpofvlew. This willgive you Senioritis is sometimes listening to of the gods. grinds slowly. albeit, tions in the ‘4osgin whichawoman sur- millions perished. ally is impossible to squeeze a slice of
- . freshmen who still havent figured out the 5"?“ andI tasting the sweet and exceeding fine. geon named Helen Taussig rerouted Not again, please. Ismon WIItIhIoutdgettIIogIIhIelIw:eItsllquvIeIcr I
,, ‘ ‘ . what "R“ on the schedule stands for, 50‘” ° "5 “”5 om- AS C lldren in SChool years ago we arteries from heart to lung and saved ' inger an an. w l u ,
. . and have never quite recovered from You don‘t have to feel like a senior were led to believe that at the time those newly born infants otherwise [wasn‘t the thirstiest horse ever led messy. l explain that Ia wedge allows
.- .". . - ; Drop-Add shock something to look to have Sen'0t't1d5~ “I" JUSt Waite llP Columbus sailed west from Spain in doomed because their lungs Were not to watefr II— so Ldidn‘t drink f ehvenaIs onlIlI t0 SquIlIeeZe the 1?”; ”SW the tea
I . ' ‘ forward to, one morning an rea tle 3’0” 3Ve lt- quest 0 a new route to lndia most of rovidin ox en tothe bloodstream. mosto t cstu entsatmosto t euni- w le av0l lng your in er.
, ' .1 t‘ ,, . Senioritlg is wandering about your Or maybe it encroaches SO gradually the world did not share his belief in a p—_—_—g yg veisities fail to imbibe at these foun- In some of the arguments l‘ve sug-
= a . ‘ . room at 2:30 am. cleaning your you met” notice. It apparently l5 ”0‘ Slbbttlat Wbtld- OSitive tains of knowledge. gested that the management is trying ,
. : I ,. g .' IIWWIIIer keys with a child‘s paint contagious. strikes indiscriminately. Centuries earlier a man somewhere p Butas lagelam increasingly regret- to save money by sllcmg lemons so I
:1 _ ‘ '- ‘ brush It IS absentmindedly rearrang- and Mt tenn'nal nnleSS you hang in northern Africa observed thatannu- negative ful. There are so many thingslwant to challengethemItoa lemon sllcmg ver-
. 3'I -; mg your jewelry box. bumping into around airports hoping for an inter- ally at a certain time the sun shone know and there is so littletime,so very suslemon wedglngcontest.They never
' ' . I comers and ConuflanaIIng your "8ch view. There are some misguided jun- straight down a well in his hometown. When my father wasin college in the little time. take me upIafter I paint out that i will
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.I .r in February. together to let one another know who genius. Greeks, for the hell of it, and my own coronary hy‘PttSIs Pro- anyone serve mea slice.asopposed to to avoid.
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. understands. and are done in no less sufferers should come together. Not a progress httllt on the discoveries of ologists dibble and dabblefuriously - IUsually l 35" theImanager. is the way. . .
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