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The Kentucky Kernel
UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON, KY., APRIL 16, 1920

VOL. X.

FIRST TRACK MEET OF

ADELE

SEASON HERESATURDAY

SLADE ELECTED

EDITOR

OMpCKIAN

No. 26

SENIOR ENGINEERS BACK
FROM INSPECTION TRIP

T
CINCINNATI FOR TRIP

Vanderbilt and U. K. Squads Junior Journalist To Head Glowing Account Given of Juniors and Seniors Spend First Program of Season Is
Pronounced a Decided
To Clash For First Time
Last Day Spent in
the Staff of the 1921
Week On inspection
Since 1916
Success
Chicago
Tour
Kentuckian
"K"

MEN

COME

OUT

The first track meet of the season
will be held on Stoll Field Saturday
afternoon, beginning promptly at 2:30
o'clock. Vanderbilt University and
the University of Kentucky will clash
In the first athletic contest of this
kind that has been held between teams
representing these two institutions
olnce Kentucky lost to Vanderbilt
down at Nashville In 1916.
As to the relative strength of the
Gold and Black and the Blue and
White athletes belonging to the preset respective squads little is known.
Coach A. J. Anderson, Vanderbilt, has
'four old men upon which to depend,
and also several athletes of younger
blood. The "V" men who will be
seen on Stoll Field Saturday after
noon are Captain Nance, Early, Morrow and Mollow. It is not known In
which of the track events the visitors
are the strongest, but history reveals
Vandy has lost but
one thing-th- at
very few relay races during her career. But history does not always repeat itself, so Vandy had better guard
not only the relay but also all the
other field events jealously if she
wants to retain her record against
Kentucky.
With the exception of the absence
of Grabfelder and Kahn, Coach
present track squad is practically the same as that which represented the University on the field last
year. This squad, though limited in
size, is composed of excellent track
material, and with the added training
and experience gained since last season, should carry away many honors
in all of the meets of the season just
Buch-helt-

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(Continued on Page Two)

STUDENT' COMPOSES

NOTABLE PAGEANT

"Up

From the Beginning" Shows
Growth of Social Progress.

The pageant, "Up From the Beginning," which was written by Adele
Slade, was read by her at the meeting
of the Phllosophlan Literary Society
Wednesday evening. This pageant is
considered by the faculty who have
read it as one of the best things ever
written by a student. It is to be published next month In the quarterly
issued by the Education Department
and also in pamphlet form.
The pageant presents In allegorical
form, the rise of social progress, showing the contributions of Greece and
Homo and the movements of other
nations. It contains many theories of
the present day as to what factor contributed most to civilization and the
growth of social progress.

Bhr--

ALUMNI

Adele Slade, Ludlow, n junior In the
ENTERTAIN
Department of Journalism, was elected by acclamation as
f
The Senior Engineering class of the
of
the 1921 Kentuckian. Miss Slade has University Is home after Its trip to
clone unusually brilliant work on the Chicago and neighboring places. Folpublications of the University, having lowing is a glowing account of the
been a member of the Kernel staff last day given by one who was there:
"Saturday, the last day of the infor three years, and one of the editors
of the Weekly Bulletin last year. At spection trip, found the senior engi
present she holds the position of neers gliding over the playful waves
president of the University of Ken- of Lake Michigan. As guests of the
tucky section of the National Press city, they were taken out to the water
Association.
intakes on the tug, 'Carter Harrison.'
Kerndon Evans, who was elected Mr. Combs, city engineer of Chicago,
editor of the 1921 Kentuckian some accompanied the visitors, explaining
time ago, resigned, giving as his rea- - how it is possible to supply Chicago
son that he will have to carry too with pure water by running pipe lines
I
heavy a schedule next year to consid- four miles out into the lake to the
er giving the time to the annual that intake cribs.
would be necessary.
"The banquet given Saturday night
George Gregory, Forrest Weather-hol- t at the Morrison Hotel by the Chicago
and W. P. White were elected Club of the Kentucky Alumni Assoassistant track managers. One of ciation proved to be the most delightthese will be chosen track manager ful event of the whole trip. Speeches,
next year.
Kentucky yells and songs, dancing and
vaudeville entertainers were the features of a general Joy festival that beMARGARET FORD TO
ATTEND CONVENTION gan at seven in the evening.
"Immediately after the banquet the
Little Sister Movement To Be Organ- Kentuckians turned their thoughts to
ized In University.
Toastmaster Marks,
president of the club, made everybody
Margaret Ford, a nominee for pres- .feel at lfome by a very cordial 'Ad
ident of the Student Government As- dress of Welcome.' Whayne Haffler,
sociation for next year, was elected a representing the visiting senior engidelegate by acclamation to attend a neers, expressed their gratitude for
convention of the Middle West
the royal reception in his 'Response,'
Association, in Ann Ar- and painted a word picture of the
bor, Michigan, April 29, at a meeting campus today for the benefit of the
of the organization held at Patterson old timers. Julius Wolf followed with
Hall Monday night. It was voted that a talk labeled "lis ne Passeron Pas"
the name of the organization should (They shall not pass). W. C. FreeAssobe changed to
man entertained the audience next in
ciation, in order to enable the Unl- - 'Chicago, New York and Kentucky.'
versity to be represented at this con- - Dan Terrell then arose and carried
v
ventlon.
ma neuruia uver
me jiuuu
The Little Sister Movement was in- Travel.'
troduced by Adele Slade, and a mo"The program closed with a heart
tion was made and passed that the to heart talk by Dean F. Paul Andermovement be adopted and that the son on 'The Tie That Binds.' The
president of the association appoint a whole program was made spicy by the
chairman to organize it. The Little infusing of frequent yells and cheers
Sister Movement which is in all large ami songs. Dancing continued in the
colleges and universities, is for the ballroom after twelve and the merry
purpose of helping Freshmen
gathering was all too reluctant to
Is given a "little break up after one of the happiest
Each
sister,' to whom she writes during parties the club has ever known.
Sunday morning at 8:55 o'clock the
the summer, informing her on all University affairs in which she may be inspection party took a southbound
Interested. Upon her arrival at the filer for Lexington. In sole possesUniversity, she is met and given help sion of a special coach the returning
and advice until she has become ac pilgrims whiled away the passing
customed to her new surroundings, hours as only college boys can. Stepping off the train in Lexington late
and can shift for herself.
Sunday evening the weary visitors
General Charles P. Summerall, of were more than happy to be back In
Camp Taylor, who was scheduled to old Kentucky, for a week In Chicago,
speak in chapel Tuesday morning, was although filled with theatre parties,
unable to come to Lexington at that dances and power plants Is enough to
time on account of unexpected offi- make anyone homesick for the
cial business.
editor-in-chie-

speech-makin-

upper-classma- n

Monday morning at 6:30 o'clock
eleven junior and senior chemists, accompanied by Dr. Hume Bedford, left
on a trip during which they visited
the various chemical companies In and
about 'Cincinnati.
Those who made the trip were,
Eger Murphree,
seniors:
George
Bauer, W. X. Yourlsh; juniors: Mary
Graves, Elizabeth Kraft, Neal Thur- man, Louis Reidel, Paul McCracken,
L. B. Snoddy, H. M. Noel, and Frazer
Richardson.
Monday they visited the ninety-ninand forty-fou- r
hundredths per cent,
pure soap company, Proctor and Gamble, makers of Ivory Soap. Tuesday
they visited the
and Wednesday
Grasselli Chemical Company's plant
at Lockland, from whom we get all
the heavy chemicals such as acids and
ammonia, used in the University; the
Eagle Picher White Lead Company,
manufacturers of white lead; The Andrews Steel Company; Ault & Wiborg
Company, manufacturers of dyes, and
the Rookwood Pottery Company. They
also visited the Globe Soap Company's
plant at Ivorydale, just across the
street from Proctor & Gamble Company.
These were all the places on schedule but It was understood, if the time
permitted, they would Include In the
trip, various industries, such as tanneries, stock yards, The Fleischmann
Company, m'akers of yeast; Lloyd
Brothers, manufacturers of pharmaceuticals, and the Jarechi Chemical
mpany, manufacturers of fertilizers,
ahd other places which would be of
Interest to chemists. Dr. Frank Tut-tihad intended to meet the party in
Cincinnati some time Wednesday, but
owing to urgent business he was unable to fulfill the engagement.
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AUDIENCE DELIGHTED
Delighted audiences left the Campus Playhouse Monday und Wednesday evenings after attending the program given by the classes in Dramatic
Production. The three plays, "Overtones," "Joint Owners in Spain," "A
Maker of Dreams," making up the pro
gram of each evening, had a variety
and charm, possible only to
t
plays. Remarkable talent and humorous characterization were displayed.
Professor Lampert led in commun
ity singing during the interval be
tween the first and second plays. Old
favorites, "Love's Old Sweet Song,"
and "Flow Gently, Sweet Afton," were
enjoyed. Dean Simrall gave a brief
but Interesting talk while the stage
was set for the last charming little
drama, emphasizing the importance
of keeping the Campus Playhouse a
playhouse, and- not a work-sho"Overtones," by Alice Gerstenberg,
Is a clever revelation of human nature,
showing the constant battle between
the woman of culture and her real
self, between the crude selfish Hetties and Maggies of the charming
suave Harrietts and Margarets. The
characters were well chosen and much
talent appeared in the cast:
Harriet, Virginia Throckmorton.
Hetty, her real self, Lucille Moore.
Margaret, Carlisle Chenault.
Maggie, her real self, Elizabeth
Brown.
Maid, Elizabeth Davidson.
"Joint Owners in Spain," by Alice
Brown, permitted .Mary Frank Dulgiud
and Mary Elizabeth James to entertain an appreciative audience for a
too brief time as the crabid old vixen
of the Old Ladies' Home, Mrs. Blair,
and the
forced upon her,
weak, complaining "vinegar-- ole Miss
one-ac-

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STAFF MEMBERS, NOTE!
(Continued on Page 7)
There will be an Important meeting of the editorial staff of the KenDR. CORNELL TO BE
tucky Kernel Tuesday afternoon at
RED CROSS OFFICIAL
.1:30 In the Journalism room. Every
member of the staff is urged to be
Will Be Civilian Director of the Lake
present at that time, as the Managing
Division.
(Editor and Business Manager for next
year will be elected.
Dr. Clare B. Cornell, assistant professor of psychology, University of
U. K. REPRESENTED
Kentucky, and director of the UniverAT "Y" CONVENTION sity section of the American Red
Cross, will become the director of
Fannie Heller and Lulu Blakey left civilian relief in the Lake Division of
Tuesday afternoon
for Cleveland, the Red iCross In June. His headquarOhio, where thoy will represent the ters will be In Cleveland. He has apUniversity of Kentucky to the sixth plied to the University for a year's
biennial convention of the National leave of absence, but no action has
Young Women's Christian Association been taken as yet on the request.
now in session there.
The Lake Division Includes all the
.Miss Heller
and Miss Blakey are taking the place central states of the United States,
of Llllle Cromwell, the
and the post of director of civilian
Y. W. president who was unable to relief Is one of the most important
on the headquarters staff.
attend the convention.
newly-electe-

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Mathematics Club.
Two Hundred and Twenty-YarAt the meeting of the White MathDash Snider, Clare, Rogers, Leach.
Clare, ematics Club Tuesday afternoon at
Hurdles Wilhelm,
High
3:30 o'clock in the Civil and Physics
Truitt.
Building, the members of the club
Discus Hayden, Boyd, Gould.
discussion of the
Run held a round-tabland Forty-YarFour Hundred
preliminary report of the National
Thornton, Wilhelm, Snider.
Running Broad Jump iClare, Snider, Committee on Reorganization of Secondary Mathematics.
Nickolson.
Next week W. P. Angel, of the PhyLow Hurdles Wilhelm, Clare, Trusics Department, will speak on "Bohr's
itt.
Picture of the Atum."
Javelin 'Downing, Hayden.

REMEMBER

beginning.
Of the now candidates
very few men of real sprinting ability
have been found, most of the new
members of the squad being field men,
which will givo Kentucky a better opportunity for points in such events
as polo vault, shot put, javelin, discus,
etc. The weather conditions
here
have been everything but favorable to
track practice, but Kentucky is going
into the meeting asking no odds of
her southern opponent.
The Kentucky letter men who will
participate in the events of the track
meet are: Knight, captain of the
squad, Wilhelm, Downing, Graham,
Snider and Clare. The two former
Transylvania men on whom Coach
Buchheit 4s banking heavily are
Thornton and Hayden. Besides these
experienced men are several new men
who are showing up unusually well,
and give promise of developing Into
good tracksters. "Johnny" Rogers is
reported to be good on the dashes, despite his diminutive size; "Red" Davwho will
idson is a husky
givo the Vandy man a lot of trouble
when it comes to putting the shot;
E. E. O'Hara is showing up well in
the distance runs; Herbert Boyd puts
his 180 pounds to a good advantage in
the field events, and W. K. Dorman is
good in the high jump. T. Gregg and
Carr will be important factors in the
pole vaulting, Gibbons and Moore are
likely candidates in the distance runs,
and Pribble and Truitt are good at
their events, which are shot put and
low hurdles, respectively..
The order of events of the
track meet, and the list
of candidates from which two will be
selected for each event are as follows:
'Hundred Yard Dash Snider, Clare,
Rogers, Leach.
Pole Vault 'Cameron, T. Gregg,
Nickolson, Carr.
Mile Run Knight,
Graham,
O'Hara.
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Shot Put Davidson, Pribble, Boyd.
High Jump Wilhelm, Snider,

Eight Hundred and Eighty-Yar- d
Run Knight, Thornton, Graham, Gibbons, Moore.
Relay Snider, Rogers, Wilhelm,
Knight, Thornton.

VICTOR BOGAERT

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Society.
The Shaler Geological Society met
Monday night in Science Hall. Hin-toLeach made a talk on the' Hartford Oil Pool in the Western coal
fields
of Kentucky and the major
faults in this region. Scott Green continued this subject, speaking of the
geological faults which extend In a
series from the Ozarks through the
Appalachians to the edge of New
York. The oil and coal fields of Western Kentucky lie in this series of

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The writer la wondering if the doorkeeper at the Opera House let anyone
in Friday night who was present for
the previous night's performance of
"The Climbers." If ho did, tho Strollers may have a hard time explaining
how "Frizzle" was able to appear In
the second performance as ho died in
the first.
Professor M. C. James, Agricultural
Education, was In .Cynthlana Monday,
where he spoke, before tho Joint meeting of the Garden Club and tho Civics
Department of the Woman's Club. He
was there in the interest of Junior
Red Cross and school garden work.
Professor

Mlna Beck, head of

De-

partment Art and Design, appeared
before an audience at tho city Y. W.
C. A. on last Friday night and spoke
on "Art in the Home." Miss Beck's
treatment of the subject was both instructive and interesting and was well
received.

Frank M. Crum, class of '16, Arts
and Sciences, spent several days as
a visitor on the campus. "Senator"
majored in History while In college
and aside from his studies found time
to wage a fierce and "bloody" war
for the presidency of the Junior class
from which he emerged triumphantly.
his
Robinson has
George
thesis work this year the writing of a
biography of William Bradley, former
Governor and Senator. iHe has the
promise of material from the family
of the illustrious Kentuckian from
which to write his thesis. Robinson
was a member of the team which was
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
rtibllahed every Friday throughout tho College year by tho student body
of tho University of Kentucky, for the benoflt of the students,
alumni and faculty of tho Institution.
Kentucky Kernel Is tho official newspaper of tho University. It
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Is issued with n view of furnishing to Its BubHcrlbcrs all the collogo news
of Kentucky, together with n digest of Itotna of Interest concerning tho
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Hops are not dances. They are
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tho accent on the cad.
Jazz,

Professor iCloland: "Lexington was
named in honor of the battle of Lexington. Therefore tho dnto of the
founding is identical with the date of
the battle."
Frazlor: "But, professor, that's impossible. It would have taken them
n few days, nt least to find it out."
Professor:
"But you forget that nt
the battle of Lexington was fired 'the
nhot heard round the world I'"

Lykelle Pome.
"When tho chnriot of Spring rolled by
Did the
"Not on your life," comes the reply,
STUDIES AND SOCIETY.
"But tho
And then my elfin friend insisted
Why do you come to college? This is tho favorite question of a number
"You must hear how
of our faculty. They get answers ranging all the way from "to make a livPoor
when he missed it!"
ing" from engineers, to "the acquisition of a philosophical habit of mind"
from (English students. These may bo thoughtless, pert, or affected, someEnthusiastic "Y" Worker (who has
times all three. But stop once and nsk yourself In all seriousness and answer
given a beggar a quarter): "Don't
yourself honestly. Why did you come to college?
imagine that I believe in you. I only
In the first place do you really know? That is the hardest question.
you this because I like giving."
you just come with the Inertia of give
Have you ever thought the thing out, or did
Beggar:
"Well, make it six bits,
a body already moving through the educational routine? Did you come to
mls3, and thoroughly enjoy yourself."
get away from home or a tiresome small town which you felt that you had
outgrown? Or had you fooled yourself so that you thought you really had
t
Eyes were made to droop,
something worth while in you and college would help you to get it out? Or
Cheeks were made to blush,
did you come to have a good time with other "young things"? Or did you
Hair was made to crimp and curl
hope to become "cultured"?
And Hps were made oh, hush!
If these are your ambitions you might better have stayed at home and
become a useful farmhand or housewife. The University of Kentucky and
The Kiss.
the world which it strives to serve would bo better for your absence or emJust one. No!
ployment in some humble capacity. College is no place for you.
Come on now, just once. No!
What you should come to college for is to learn how to live. Success
N
Please
go to work at once and study
Is not the end; if it were, it might be better to
Why don't you shave?
the real thing from the ground up, for many successes in the modern and
popular sense of the word, have not been to college.
But life is not all work, nor is money the measure of achievement. Plat- TALK ON "BUSINESS"
itude though this is, take it to mind and let it make an impression.
IN CHAPEL TUESDAY
The hours and weeks and years it may taken to penetrate your brain
got in but this. Life is more comwould not be wasted even if nothing else
plex than this, and Its measure is the balanced activity of all faculties. Brain, Advice To Students Entering Business
World.
heart and hand must work together.
no play" is true today. And all play and no work is truer
"All work and
"As I am strictly a business man, I
than t ever. College exists for the purpose of training the three activities.
assume that you came here to prepare
Studies for the head, athletics for the band, and for the heart? Patt Hall?
Well, yes and no. In life after leaving the University you will have to yourselves for your lifework in busiwork. Seniors, take notice. Graduation is only two months away. Are you ness. While you are at college you
going back and let the home folk support you until you can step into an easy should seek not only to train your
Job? If you are to be real men, work must head the list on your future mind, but mainly to fit yourselves for
program.
your future lives. There is no longer
But work occupies only
of the time. During the third left when a place for drones; you are all here
sleep and work have been considered, what are you going to do? You will to learn to work," said Lieutenant
be a member of some sort of society and there will be social duties to per- Governor Thurston Ballard in chapel,
form. Are you training yourself for them? Have you learned how to wear a on Tuesday.
dress suit without shaming the friends with whom you association? Can you
Lieutenant Governor Ballard, who,
carry on a decent social conversation on topics of general or immediate in- with his brother, has built up one of
terest? Do you know what to do in certain social emergencies that are sure the largest mills in the United States,
to arise, and embarrass you If you do not know how to extricate yourself in speaking further of business, said:
from them with the feelings of all concerned unhurt?
"One principle in our business is honThese things are part of your education and it is part of your education esty. You must be honest with your
to learn them. If you do not, then part of your time and money is wasted. trade. It doesn't make any difference
If you can use Patt Hall and Buell Armory for this purpose, you owe it to where you start In your work, but
yourself to do so.
where you quit that counts.
Studies come first, of course, but there is some truth In the saying, "don't
Mr. Ballard closed his talk by telllet your studies interfere with your education."
ing of the various ways that men go
after jobs and the methods that they
employed. He also gave advice about
the seeking of jobs, saying:
"You
must be willing to do whatever there
is for you to do, to tho best of your
ability."
President McVoy closed the chapel
exercises with the following remarks:
"Today, wo here at the University are
confronted with the opposite situation.
Calls are continually coming in asking for tho services of our students as
Dances.
There are three kinds of dances; soon as they are graduated.
Tho
Dances, like wedding presents and prohibition, real .and Phoenix. Prohi- world has reached the point
where
advice, are given but not received. bition dances wore patented last July emphasis is placed upon tho
amount
It is more blessed to give than to re- but have not yet found favor with received and not upon the amount of
ceive. Wedding presents are acquired, tho masses. Phoenix dances are at delivery. Wo will have to reach tho
ndvlco is endured, but dances ars once tho forbidden fruit of tho Patt. point where emphasis is put upon tho
merely gone to. Therefore the dance Hall girl and the delight of tho town amount of tho efficiency
of tho
girl. But real dances, reul honest-to- evil 13 tho least of the three.
grass-hopper?- "

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should also bo Included in tho same
of praise. In tho Friday evening performance, Miss Marshall was
especially convincing. Her Inst whimsical lino, "by George, I haven't been
kissed by a woman In years," is remembered npprcclatively.
The two Hunter daughters wero perhaps ns well received as any persons
in tho cast. Jessica Hunter, portrayed
by Carlisle Chenault, wns lovely, ap
pealing, nnd sweet. Clara Hunter, tho
spoiled, fllppnnt younger bird, won for
tho play many laughs as Louise
in this role used her personal
charm nnd Informal delightful Ingenuousness.
Doctor Stcinart nnd Godesby were
capably dono by Fred Augsburg and
Auryno Bell. Margaret Smith as Miss
Sillerton, showed a confidence and
ease that had been won by much
experience including her appearance in "Under Cover."
The servnnts who appeared in tho
Trotter and Hunter grand establishments were done by J. R. Finn, Ter-rlCom, John Land, Frank Wedet
kemper and J. R. Williams. Their air
of dignified gravity more than made
up for such minor difficulties with the
dining table, as occurred in the Thursday evening performance.
Harrison
Brailsford and Myrtle Clar who were
dinner guests, behaved as decorously
as such dinner guests are expected to
behave.
Tompson and Marie were piquant,
petite and alluringly feminine. The
"Dodo's bird's" comment was echoed
by the male half of the audience at
least, when Norma Rachel and Mary
Lyons appeared.
Master Richard, as taken by Nancy
Smock, was a dear little "boy" fully
worthy of "his" mother's lavish praise.
The University may congratulate itself on the successful performances of
each evening. The Strollers may feel
that their month's rehearsing and
labor were repaid. There is general
satisfaction with the 1920 production.

ALL! nwnrd
PLAY

"The Climbers" Is Brilliant
Success at Both

Performances

"There's not one soul in all this
world that cares for me and It's my
own fault."
That's when "F