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Vol. LXXXIX. No. 42

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Thursday, October ll. l984

enate Council studies retirement alternatives

Hy DARRELL (‘LEM
Senior Staff Writer

The l'mverstty Senate Council
yesterday met with a committee
which was appomted earlier this
year to study new alternatives in
faculty retirement

The Ad Hoc Committee on Faculty
Alternatives. chaired by Jean G
Pival. has presented to the Council
an indepth report which examines
alternatives for the l'mverstty ad-
ministration and faculty members in
case of budget shortcomings. How-
ever. much of the report pertains to
long range faculty retirement alter-
iiatiyes which would benefit faculty
members and reduce administrative
t‘USIis

"We're

still at the preliminary

stage." said Robert N Bostrom.
Council chairman. after the meet-
ing "tlur main goal is to give the
l'niversity' as many options as possr
ble "

The report states that the L'niver-
sity "has suffered serious fiscal
shortages on several occasions "
Combined with declining enrollment
and shifting career choices by stu-
dents. it states “we have found our
selves overstaffed in some areas
and woefully understaffed iii others.
with shrinking financial resources

.-\ccording to the report. the L'iii
versity can no longer depend on
“natural faculty attrition and on
freezing positions '

In order to expand extsting options
for faculty members nearing retire-

Diplomat critiques
US. foreign policy

My \ \( ll \ llll\‘lt00.\ll-I\
senior Staff \‘l‘llt’l'

there are seyeral lessons that
'o be learned by the timed
\‘att-s in order to relate to smaller
«titltlll‘l('> in the world. according to
l. ltruce Laingen. former l' 5 Am
bassadortolran

l.aingen spoke last night at a pro
gram which was part of the celer
lil'alltttl of the 35th anniversary of
'f.“ Patterson school of Diplomacy
lhc ‘opic oi the lecture was "The
l fllt‘tl states \tar and Diplomacy
'n\znallt'ountries

it".-- ot these lessons he said. is
'lia‘ the l mted States should not try
to alter these countries policies. but
owcad 'ry to understand them
itiir 'ask is not to inhibit change
I... t.L.‘<‘lt said "All issues and cone
tin 's have their own origin and to
t‘ttl"illtft‘ dealing with them is com
Itiit'itt-il

the second lessor. is that there are
participation and au‘
’l'ht countries often think
is too much foreign involve
he said Me need to appri-
the limit of power of our ca
« '. to influence these countries
l.lt iiiird lesson is that there is an
rseiicc of the spirit of compro
Iliwt‘ in the nations America wants
llt'ill "There has been precious
ii'i.e of that since Camp David
l.ttttli_‘t'lt said lntil that happens
there .s little we .is capitalists can
,..

llt'

iii-titls to

lii'r'tl

‘ \ii ‘itiiNtS
'ttc'L'it‘ity
'llcl't'
llll‘L'
t'iiilt

the t nited States also
identify terrorism “We
l1.i\t' a need for protection to put dis
'ance between yourself and potential
terrorists The terrorism in Leb
aiion he said .s based on deep reli
which martyri/ation

said

Linus beliefs iii
is a feature

t rtil these basic concurrents are
faced up to. then we will continue to
be targets to seemingly fanatic at
tacks

Math department to offer prizes for ‘

lty 'l‘l\l .lt)ll\§(l\
Reporter

If you like challenges. math prob-
lems and money. the math depart-
ment may have something of inter
est toyou

Starting next week. the depart-
ment will hold a "Problem of the
\\eek" competition for undergrad-
uate and high school students. with
cash prizes being awarded.

The S _\l Shah Mathematics Com-
petition. named after a retired pro-
fessor who taught in the UK math
department. will offer a math prob-

 

“(lur [us/v Is no! lo
iii/if/ttl c/nmcc. .-t//
issues and conflicts
Iii/re [lie/r ()lt‘l] origin
(”Id to continue (/cu/I'HL'
tiff/l (Item is
('(t/ll/dft't/lt’d. H
I . It’rucc I uinecn.

formerl .8. lmhusyudor

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lailllklt'tt appealed for the
quality of patience because he said
dealing “lll'. diplomacy requtres a
lot of pullt’ttt't‘

Walter It smith. a senior fellow in
diplomacy for the \trategic (‘oncept
was also in the

dist.

ltcyciopita-ii' t inter
prograii. He saw! there is a pattern
.i: tn. :iictiiaits used by 'th' \torld
toiniinitee lli dealing with countries
‘~l ’llllt‘ laiis' arid 'lic [titted

\la'i" llit‘ luakt‘tt a t‘l'llit‘tll l‘ttlt‘ ltl

.r. thi-

.

Hi s.i.d tic 'iilttks 'hc disputc it:
'he \llillllt‘ l‘Iast will continue for a
long lltlit' liiscoiiraued as we may
hayc becomi- we hate been a party
it; the key moments ii: history

.lcffrcy l-t ltiggs aisoal .\ diplo
disiiissw: \n‘iericaii involyc
lilt‘!‘;' :i'. ,\nierica He
there is reasoi. 'o he hopeful that
things aie I en! 'ai .\nieri
ta "l'hings aic oiay margtnaily bet
ter that: four y cars ago

He said although relations may be
better the :tiyolyeiiieiit oi the .\inci
tcaii people has not increased The
lnited Matt's needs to get a publit
who appreciates what goes on and
appi'ci ia'es 'liat you do not get out

nia'
t cii'rai said

tn l’cl' i‘l

lli“\ mortfis
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db".

Higgs said

lhited Mates got in

\in'tt‘tt ltatt 'o gt" ‘iltUtlywt

ltittL' li't'tti

lcm ey ery week The solution to the
problem must be submitted within
two weeks after the problem is pre-
sented

Mathematics Professor Avinash
Sathaye. sponser of the contest.
said. "Since this is the first year we
have held something like this. l‘m
not exactly sure how the turnout
will be. but 1 have seen some great
response at other places ”

Sathaye hopes that the challenge
of solving a difficult problem will be
enough incentive for partiCipation.
however. for extra incentive. $100
will be awarded to the student sub‘

 

Hill I “HINDI kernel \iait

(‘adct lst lt. Jim Ellis fires a cannon during yesterday ‘s retreat.

ment. the report outlines three types
of early retirement and two sever—
ance pay Options ’l‘ht report also
deals with ways to increase faculty-
options by allowing faculty to be re»
assigned to other departments. to
work tn research. or to be retrained
to meet changing academic situa-
tioris

uniyersities have
adopted the things we‘ve been
looking at." that] said "It's some
thing that‘s being done by respect-
able uant’l‘Slllt‘hi and 1 think we
should look at it

"Not too maiiy

The first portion of the report
deals with severance pay options
and early retirement plans not only
for periods of "hard times" but also
for periods of economic stability

The report states that the severance
options should be voluntary

Two severance pay options are
outlined for use during financial
shortfalls

First. in case of emergency early
retirement. a faculty member and
the administration could agree to a
plan which would allow up to "two
years of severance pay at the salary
level in effect at the time of the re
tirement dectsion ” Fringe benefits
could be continued for the first year

Secondly. under current adminis-
trative regulations. faculty meme
bers must receive 12 months notice
of termination The report recom-
mends this option be expanded so
faculty members could choose to be
given a year's severance pay in
stead The faculty position would not

be filled within a tw'ovyear period
unless the faculty member was first
offered reappointment

In addition to the seyerance op-
tions. three early retirement plans
arelisted

To avoid "acrossrtheboard early
retirement.” which could result in
excessive loss of faculty members
within a department. the committee
suggests that department heads be
involved in granting approval other
considerations would include the im
pact of retirement on the program
or department and the need to re
tain senior faculty members

According to the report. there
should be an "opportunity for both
parties faculty and administration
to benefit “

l'nder the first plan. a faculty who

retires between the ages of oz and if;
would receive premiums from the
Iniversity' based on the remaining
years before normal retirement age
tiroup health and life insurance also
would be continued until normal re
firement l'nder such an option. the
l'niy'ersity would save 854.256 after
salary and other costs are accounted
for on a l‘i'llt‘dlg employee who was
paid sitzitllt

l'nder the second early retirement
plan. premiums would be based on
the faculty members salary at the
time of retirement and tringe bene
fits would be paid for up to to years
or until the faculty member reached
the age of ti?) According to the re-
port, this option might entourage
faculty to retire before the age of it;

(oi \i ll

 

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lodd Horstmeyei. 243 Shady lane. takes art early morning
iog near (‘ommonwcalth Stadium as the sun rises. Horstmcy»

cr is a lc\ington lawyer
runs the same course each morning.

whose wife attends L'K. He said hc

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Minority rights talk draws small crowd

By El ll\ltl2'l'llt \lt \\
.\ews Editor

The
dictate the success or liltiill't' oi an
event according to ly'titn'ti .Ieifei
son. chairman o: flit» Kt‘t‘i’tit’hl
Human [tights 1 ‘oniiiiissioi;

And one s a good thiric
hl.‘ lf‘tltil‘t‘ .il't-l‘r‘aitit.
tled "ltcagaii and .\liiior1':i-s iri w
only si\ people tour nzcmber‘s of thi-
siyinsoriiig group. ton
cerned Ntlilt'tzts and "my people who
left before the talk was finished

.leffersor said he no! ~~tlt'
prised with the turnout because he
has heard reports that iii to To per
cent of college students are staunch
cottseryatiyes lt those figures are
true. they wouldnt be interested in
anything that relates to minorities
he said

th' IIt .it iiiclit-tat' itot'st.'

tit‘tiillsi‘

\t‘sH'tKlJi'v

Nit'tail't

dil‘

iiiittiiig the highest number of cor
rect solutions in one semester N‘y‘
ond and third place finishers will
earn $50 and $23, respectiyely (trad
uate students who participate and
excel] will receiyc merit certifi
cates

About to problems will be offered
each semester one every Friday
The problems. according to Sathay'c.
will be “math problems which
should present a challenge to the
students They will certainly not be
routine and possibly a few surprises
will be thrown in ' He added. "They

llt did say. howeyei that hi-
'I. t‘iltl ttt'ftt‘l‘ SlX'dk‘ \\|lll llllt' iil‘ tun
students 'han with too

who are not interested iii the

i‘ . i "I‘ir'tl
poop”
\llltlt‘l ‘

.leffersoii
maior issues concerning
which he said he
blacks. hispanics and womei.

He talked about how .iffirinatiyc
action hate manipu
lated to. federal L‘HH't'tltttt‘t‘l
until they their effectiycness
The problem is 'hat the power 'o
distribute the money for the pro
grams has been L‘lH't‘. To the locai
goveriiiiie'it lit-said

"State and local governments will
not distiibtite money appropriate
ly ' he said The money should ri-
main within the federal goyernmciit
headded

Jefferson cited busing as another

stiltlt' Ht tfic

ll.lltttl'll lt'\

tltsctlsst‘tt

cotisidiit‘s To be

quotas been
tltt‘

lost

area in which the goyernmcnt fias
manipulated an originally good idea
Many neighborhoods hayc voted to
do away with busing in hope that :h
tegration will be achieyeii by black
families moving into predominantly
white neighborhoods he said

Most black families cannot afford
to move into higher priced housing
he said Blacks are still going 'o
move into housing with absentee
landlords w ho ha\ c low t'l‘t‘.‘

He stressed the importance of tuth
ing "If you do away win.
neighborhood schools will be a scg
regated system all over again.” he
said

bushg.

”Let s face reali'y .leffersoi‘.
”This is a reyei'sal of the scpa

rate but equal doctrine

said

He talked about indiyidiials who
have a philosophy that is racist and

‘llst'l‘lllllf‘iiflltl'y 1r. ttii'tllt' arid taint .i
negali' t‘ tnipac' oti iiiitioi‘i'.cs

.lt‘llt‘l‘stilt '
lllt'

'lii

‘ 'hise' .\ liti
\mend

.il'i'

sitigtf-lt in.
Mina: ltigt‘i's

itil,\.‘ ’i.i

oppose

{lit'lll 'l »\t'Ilit‘l.

lllt' .iL lt‘ ft: ’t' H il't‘i li t‘I'yt'pl

is inyaii-f anc ‘t'll‘liilt‘tl he

tyiy'.‘

\txhi

In any future war he sa 2 t ti
Zens will he needed to 1‘4?" .1.
foxholes but it take oflici-

operate iitachincrv

no'

tolts .id

Another tiegatiyc .ll'..ltltlt is 'iia'
minorities are trying to Q” sittia
thing that they ttoti ’ ‘ltiit
“those people warit for
nothing. he saiti riot
only prevalent attiong .t't l4 i-.~ple

but many bli'tt'kpeople ta sillf

(ti'st‘i ‘.
\‘ ll‘.t"‘il."ig_‘

this dca 's

\ll\i iltl It

problem of the week’ competition

will also give the students something
to think about on Saturday morn
lllyb

The solutions are due to the set.
lind l-‘riday after the problem is an
nounced \ldlft'tl'lll answers
be postmarked no latci than the .ip
propriatc Friday They can be indi
vidual or team work, but not both o.i
the same probletti They must bc
neatly written or typed and will be
iudged on correctness. mathemati
cal elegance and rigor

stioiiltl

Announcements of problems and

\iilllllltllS will be posted oit various
bulletin boards. including the bul
letin on prime computer at the t‘om
putt-r t‘enter, mailed to selected
high schools and also will be ayail
ablc lit the mathematics office in 7H
l’a'terson'lower

\athaye encouraged eyeryone to
participate "l feel that students
here have little challenge as far as
math goes. he said ”i would like
to see this event turn into a tatalysf
for lt'al‘tllnL‘

tin the national leyel the 43th art
'iiial l’titnam Math competition is
also coming up in fact. t K s spoii

ROTC cadets from state universities
lower flag in fall ceremonial retreat

By SCOTT “'ARI)
Staff Writer

About t70 cadets representing four
colleges and universities stood
around the flagpole yesterday in
front of the Administration Butlding
at parade rest legs spread at shoul-
der width. heads bent down and
arms behind the back

At 5 pm. the command to "bring
your units to attention" was deliv-
ered and the cadets were brought to
attention. Cadet Maj. Frank Ken-
drick played the retreat on a trum-
pet and a replica of a civil war can.
non was fired. Then. the US flag
was lowered and folded in military
fashion.

The cadets were gathered to honor
the tradition of the retreat. said

May Robert Benson, The retreat is
a ceremony performed nightly on
military posts to honor the flag. At
UK. the ceremony is performed
once a semester. he said

The retreat ceremony at l'K is in»
tended to honor the flag and to allow
the professor of military seience.
Col. Edgar D, Maddox. to see the
cadets in formal uniform. he said It
also gives the cadets a chance to in
tegrate their classroom experience
and see what it is like to be a part of
aceremony

Maddox said the ceremony "gives
Ithe cadetst a chance to show off
what they have learned to this
pomt." to the members of the Uni-
versity and the commumty

Benson said members of the
ROTC from Georgetown College.

(‘entre College. Ketucky State t'ni-
verSIty and l'K partit‘ipated in the
ceremony, Students from UeOrge-
town and Centre attend ROTC train—
ing at t'K while Kentucky State stu-
dents train at their own school

May Maurice Williams. a profes-
sor of military science at Kentucky
State said his ROTC program is
under the direction of the t'K ROTC
program and therefore comes to [K
for the retreat ceremony

Cadet Capt. Michael Burrell. from
Kentucky State. said he enjoys com»
ing to UK for the ceremony “It‘s a
lot of fun." he said. Tne cadets "get
the feel of a military environment "
He also said it was a good way to
meet the cadets from the other

\cc( All} 1‘. pain: ‘

libcrhai' ..
said that

hiii.

\or of the merit tar:
mathematics professoi
interested students must \t‘t
the end of this week

"This competition can really be a
feather 't‘ your cap he said \\c
gtye the test and tbeii the top too
names iii the country not only get
the national recogniton. but
some awards as well possible
fellow ships ‘

[lsti

db

Students interested in either ftzi
S .\l Shah ('ompetitioi ‘r the Hit
ham competition should see sa'h.i\e

or l-Iberhart

 

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The [TI Rugby Football Club is
alive and well and boasting a S-l re-
cord. For more. see SPORTS. pm
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SPORTS

Haggin hall
opens charity
tournament

By l.l\1).\lll-I\l)Rl(‘KS
Statf Writer

To help the L‘nited \lay achteie
tts goal of $2251“). the sixth annual
llaggin Hall flag football tourna
ment w ill be held this weekend

The tournament scheduled tor to
morrow Saturday aitd Sunday will
consist of 25 teams that range from
fraterntttes. sororities. residence
halls. independent groups and Lex
tngton Cll} leagues

l-‘raley s Wildcats. a city league
team. which has won the tourna-
ment the last two out of three years
will he back to defend its title They
will hate strong competition trom
TNK, another City league who ttn
ished strongly in tournament play
last year

"Ft‘aley ~ \ltldcats went to Texm
tor a nattonal tlag football tourna
ment. \Llltl IldHtI Greene. assistant
hall dtreetor of flaggtn Halt

Out of the stx womens teams
compettng. Kappa Kappa Gamma
sorority ts the t'a\ortte to win the di
\‘lSltm Last year the women‘s dty:
ston \«tnner was the Tower of Power
Girls team

All the RA .\ resident d(1\l\lll‘\
got together and deemed that they
Kappa Kappa Gamma sororz'y
“t‘l't ‘tte taiorttes to win the tour
net. they've had ~trotii:
shown» past few )t*.tl'\
(il't1‘llt‘\illtl

'lrutrnament action will begin at T
p :1. tomorrow at Seaton I’teld Sat
urttaj. \ play will start at H a m and
Minna: s championship game wtit
t>e-,.. at ‘. p m The publit t> ttttttm:
to.t!tend

'l‘t‘ophies wtll be awarded to the
winners tn the men .\ and women \
dl\'t>lf)n and a Most Valuable Player
will he named Last year a member
of the Fratey \ \thdcats \\ti> :iattted
MVP

Haggin Hall H’Sldt‘lll adytser~ wt};
serur as referees t-tr 'he :ttretwiay
tourney

‘\\'e \e dedicated the enttre week
end to the tournament. ‘ Greene
said

As part of the "ampus Wll'Ie tuntt
raising drive. all pinceeds from the
event will go to the United Way

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Rugby club looks toward SEC

By RuBBll-Z S('IIELTO.\'
Reporter

l'nbeknownst to many students on
campus. the L'K Rugby Football
t‘lub ts alive and well

In fact. the team is domg very
well.

The team has outdistanced its 0p-
ponents by 88 points in the first six
games and has a 5»1 record

l'K's Wing tbackfieldl. as usual.
has been tough the first half of the
season Leading the scoring is Jeff
Thompson. a senior from Campbell
t‘ounty

But more surprisingly. l'K‘s rela-
tively small scrum tthe front liner.
has held its own against several con-
siderably larger adversaries.

Led by veterans such as scrum
t'tlplillll Bruce Jackson aitd Bill t‘ar—
iiiichael. who has also scored an im-
pressn'e five tries tthat's touch-
downs for those of you in the dark,
I'K's scrum has proved ttself
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"We're hoping to raise about $700
this year." Greene said. “That‘s
about now much we‘ve raised each
year "

as another money raismg event.
people WIII be able to "driye" a
sledge hammer tnfi) a.cat‘

”Score a touchdown for the l titted
Way .' Greene saitt

Today is the last day that a group
may regtster to partietpate Ill the
tourney There I\ a Sit? entry tee
For further intoi'iiiattoi‘; 3.38-
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to come this weekend in the ltth An-
nual Southeastern Conference
Rugby Tournament. to be held at
UK.

Always a showcase of the souths'
best collegiate rugby. all but two of
the conference‘s 10 schools. Loutsta-
na State and Florida. will appear in
the tournament

Bruce Jackson. cocaptain of the
squad along with Robert Bullet.
feels the team has a legitimate shot
at winning the tournament

Last year the l'K team finished
third at Auburn l'niyersity and in
1982 finished second at Athens. (la

“We are going to field our most
experienced players. for experience
is the key." Jackson said "Fortuna-
tely. 80 percent of our starters have
had SEC experience. although Bruce
Judy. our strong inside winger is out
from injury But the rest of the
squad is healthy and ready

Jackson himself is out of action

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with a leg injury he sustained during
the Notre Dame match,

As for the favorites in the tour
ney?

“They have to beat Vanderbilt.
last year's winner. and Tennessee.
who came in second." Jackson said.
“The rest of the teams we feel we
can beat ratner easily."

"This tournament will be physical
ly tough. and I'm sure there wtlf be
many injuries. But tt's more than
Just blood aitd guts." said Terry
Blythe. club president "It almost
seems like more ot a com ention for
southern rugby teams than a tourna
merit. for all the teams get to learn
techniques from each other. and
theres a lot of comradery after thi-
games at the party “

All in all. the tournament pl‘tllli'
ises to be qmte an actton packed
weekend of rugby football :\(Illll.\-
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Stupidity of “C.H.U.D.” surpassed only by idiotic dialogue

1 Ill 1). one of the newest
llltt\lt". ot the monster genre. is ei-
ther the greatest parody of our time
oi the most repulsive gluttonous
{\tl‘lt‘ ot celluloid since the "Beach
lllanket series turned the stomachs
ot \lll“l‘lt'£l But \\'lIIl recent trends
lll iiioiisteivnioue making. it would
seem the latter \H‘l't‘ true

'l‘li.»~ inoi lt' combines all the things
.. poor ettort should haw a ridicu~
Ions premise. ridiculous characters

in irirlttitun's . ridiculous looking
lllitllsTt‘I'S tIIIlI ridiculous dialogue ill
in... ittllltl call it that "(‘ H l' l) ”
\tlt’tmsst's itselt though. and adds an
otter (‘IQ‘IIIQ‘TIT .i ridiculous name

llt li.‘ so the ads tell us.
slit: ‘I> tor iannabalistic humanoid
.ii21eiurountl tl\\t‘llei‘s " During the
intim- ot the inox'ie. the audience is
let: to Ik'llt'H‘ that these creatures.
hiinianoiils it you \\III. are the cre~
.ition ol nuclear radiation This stuff
his lit'elt mercilessly dumped. or

l.l'ttt'l' ’stoi'eit. lll the labrynth ot

sewers under New York ('ity's Soho
district

.»\pparentl_\. there are also people
living in these sewers They are at
fectionateb called “underground
dwellers" by the man who knows
them best that loveahle sleezeball
A .l 'IIEIIIIPI Stern i, who runs a Soho
soup kitchen

Anyway. several of these human
underground dwellers. \i ho have as
tonishingly white teeth and good
dental \lek in general. have been
contaminated by this radiation and
have transformed into grotesque
monsters ‘Ilullltlllttltih‘ with claws
tor lingers. tangs lor teeth. and loo
uatt light bulbs toreyes

All ot this ‘.\oultl be “ell and good
it they would lust stay underground
But no. not these monsters. they‘re
greedy. and they re hungry hun-
gry tor human flesh hence the
"cannabalisttc"

As a result. these creatures ha\e
begun preying on underground

dwellers. street people. old men lost
in the Soho district and — surprise.
surprise a woman walking the
streets of New York City in the dead
of night

But these monsters are as stupid
as they are ugly (and they're not
pretty t The aforementioned
woman. who was dragged into a
manhole cover in the first scene
,ius't happened to be a police cap-
tain's wife And Bosch. the captain.
IS none too pleased that his wife has
been abducted. much less eaten. If
there‘s a lesson to be learned here.
it is that it's one thing to eat street
people and underground dwellers.
but it you‘re gomg after a police
captain‘s Wife. you‘re begging for
trouble

Together. Bosch. A.J.. and a host
of cliches tincluding a police chief
named O'Brieni. lock horns on the
matter of how much right the public
has to know about monsters in the
St‘\\'(‘l‘>

Dam trip includes visit to Bull Run

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toward earning UK
another Bowl bid

When it‘s autumn tit Kentucky. some things are lairly
predictable

The weather is always tolerable at least for a while
Keeneland is open at least tor a while. L'K students are
still ignoring their classes at least for a while.

But this tall. there ts a new tradition beginning, And it
must be hoped that it w ill last longer than just a while

The Wildcats are tour and zero

This is the second year iii a row tor the team to achieve
that distinction. attd the tans are beginning to smell some
thing a bit bigger than the mediocrity ot the Hall ot Fame
Bowl

So are the media
‘t'sl \sstty'ltlletl l’t't‘ss 'l‘tlp Ill tiitll 'l‘llt‘sdit)
time tha‘ s happened since 19%

a second trip to \‘ew ()rleans in one

_\ t‘.il' :e:‘~’ ' let‘: y t’ta'tioi‘iie's crew " Possibly

\‘ .i-as‘ t '24 tats can win nine ait almost certain
t .ti'.:'l‘ -r. :1 lat ksoiiy tile to compete in the (lator Row l.

The team was ranked 19th in the lat-
II was the t’irst
(tittitt 'tits meat;

A'clt t:.

lllt . i ‘ttirtgs are shaping tip tn the Southeastern (‘oir
iert at 7‘Ii' ilesttitawoi: oi the Wildcats should he decided
I it A? tiny weeks. when l l\' gets into the heat ot SEC
ttlal

lio‘r. Louisiana State aitd tieoi‘gia roll into the

llttlt‘;‘l'tl\> ‘ttis :t.~tttli Roth. along with the t‘ats and Ten
at e ll'l"\it'lfi tor the conterence title

\latiaitta can torget about that title. alter losing to
(momma l-‘zorida will ltt' staying home tor a tew years to
contt ‘nai;ks to t‘oach t'iiarlte l’ell aitd his