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Med Center honors past, celebrates future

‘Birthday party’ rekindles
memories of 30 years ago

4,000 copies
of new guide
are distributed

By MYRNA MARCA
Staff Writer

About 4,000 copies of a new UK Student
Health Service handbook are being distrib-
uted to residence halls in hopes of educating
students about contraceptives, Acquired Im-
mune Deﬁciency, self-esteem and stress.

The need for a new handbook was real-
ized a year ago and since then, SHS staff
members have worked to write one that is
educational and yet “user—friendly,” said
Jean Cox. SHS administrator.

Cartoons and light reading help to make
the handbook a fun educational tool.

“We tried to put in serious information
but we tried to keep it lighthearted, because
we’re addressing it to students. That's the
reason for the cartoons (and) the light
touch,” Cox said. “It’s a serious business
but we don't take ourselves too seriously.”

The purpose of the new handbook is to
expand on topics from the old brochure,
which included administrative information
such as the beneﬁts of a health fee, the im-
portance of health insurance, and SHS’s
hours.

“We felt like we wanted to go beyond
that," Cox said. “We decided this was an
opportunity to get something out to the stu—
dents that we wanted them to keep infor-
mation that tells them what to do when a va-
riety of things happen to them or that
they’re concerned about.”

In the major section of the handbook,
Taking Care of Yourself, there is informa-
tion about STDs (sexually transmitted dis-
eases), diet. mental health and self-
examinations. It also stresses the impor-
tance of prevention.

The book is geared towards practicality,
said Mary Brinkman, SHS director of health
education.

One advantage with the current handbook
is that the material won‘t be outdated too
soon.

All of the medical information will be
just as accurate today as it will be in a few
years, Cox said.

The guide is meant to be a reference
book for students, Cox said, adding that she
gave each of her three daughters a copy.

So far, feedback has been positive, Bn'nk-
man said.

People from all areas of the Albert B.
Chandler Medical Center contributed to the
book including inﬂuence from Public Af-
fairs and a clinical therapist.

MCHAEL CLEVENGER Kernel Staff

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY: Phyllis Nash, an instructor of behaviorial science. puts 30
The Medical Center clinic is open 8 am. candles on a cake Saturday. Her group won the picnic table decorating contest,

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Ian Vincent had a nightmare last week.
He was sitting next to his roommate on a
plane bound for Iraq. They tried to convince
everyone that they didn't belong on the
plane, but no one would let them out.

Their yells for help were drowned out by
the sounds of war and of people dying.

Vincent, an accounting junior, said he is
never going to see that nightmare come
true.

Iraq frees 52

By THOMAS WAGNER
Associated Press

Iraq yesterday freed about 52 of 55 Amer-
icans who were evacuated from the US.
Embassy in Kuwait, and the UN. secretary-
general said he will meet soon with a top
Iraqi official to discuss the Persian Gulf cri-
SIS.

The freed Americans, the wives and chil-
dren of US. diplomats, left Baghdad by car.
Fifty-two reached Turkey last night. But
three unidentified white males were de-
tained. The women were forced to leave
their husbands behind because Iraq says the
envoys have lost their diplomatic immunity
and will be detained as hostages.

UN. chief Javier Perez de Cuellar will
meet Thursday in Jordan with Iraqi Foreign
Minister Tariq Ali]. “to engage in a full ex-
change of views on the crisis," the secre-
tary-general's spokeswoman, Nadia
Younes, said yesterday.

It would be the first attempt by the United
Nations to mediate the crisis, which began
with Iraq‘s invasion of Kuwait Aug. 2 and
led to a trade embargo against Iraq and a

By MYRNA MARCA
Staff Writer

Festivity filled the air on central campus
this weekend as staff and employees cele-
brated the 30th anniversary of the Albert B.
Chandler Medical Center.

The Lexington Philharmonic, conducted
by George Zack, presented an Evening with
the Pops. Selections included the National
Anthem, Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera,
and Vangelis’ llymne.

During the concert, prizes were awarded
for the best theme and most unique tables.
First prize for the best theme table went to
David Nash, Dean of the
College of Dentistry, and
the second prize for the
most unique table was
awarded to Marian
Blancher.

“It's nice to have birth-
day panies. It builds tra-
dition," said Amy Nash,

a patient clerical assistant

for the last five months.
. . _ BOSOMWORTH
During intermission.

Peter Bosomworth. Chancellor of the Mcdi~
cal Center. spoke about the commitment and
mission of the institution as a whole.

“I’m very impressed with the commit-
ment of many hundreds of employees to UK
and the UK Medical Center," Bosomworth
said. “It’s a time to remember that we’re
celebrating a mission that is being accom-
plished by the UK Albert B. Chandler Medi«
cal Center. We‘re serving the students. the
citizens, the people of Kentucky. and the pa-
tients, and they‘re all very important."

He also explained the importance of the
people at the Medical Center who make the
mission possible.

“You are the people who make this work
and make it possible," BOsomw-orih said

UK interim President Charles Wethington
expressed his gratitude to the medical center
employees for their mission in health care
service, but said that the mission was not yet
finished.

“I‘m pleased that the [K \chiczil Center
is a part of the more I'niverstty and abso—
lutely believe that it ought to always be that
way because you are very responsible for
helping us carry out the mission of service

“If there was a draft. and l was pretty sure
I was gomg to be drafted. I'd head for Mexi-
co or Jamaica." Vincent said. “I would die
for my country, but I wouldn‘t kill for ll. I'd
fight if it was someone invading our coun<
try, but I won’t fight for some oil we want
to keep.“

All males are reqmred to register with the
Selective Service on their 18th birthdav.
The recent events iii Kuwait have many
Americans wondering about the possibilitv
of a war and a draft. While most students
thought a draft was unlikely. they all consid-

Americans

huge troop deployment to protect Saudi Ara-
bia.

Youncs said \hC could not say whether
any other leaders would attend the meeting
in Amman. Perez. dc Cuellar first proposed
negotiations With Ali/ on Saturday \NllllC
traveling tn Bogota, Colombia.

National security adviser Itrctit Scowcrolt
said yesterday in Washington that the Bush
administration “would have no problem"
with a mediation effort by I’crel. dc Cuellar

But Scowcroft said the United States
wants Iraq to withdraw from Kuwait. After
that, he said, “We're prepared to talk about
anything."

Meanwhile in the Persian Gulf. ITS. war~
ships shadowed Iraqi vessels but did not im-
mediately exercise their newly \\ on authori-
ty to stop them by force.

The Sowet Union said IL\ ships WI“ not
use force to uphold trade sanctions against
Iraq, but won't stand in the way of nations
that do.

For a second straight day. skeleton crews
at embassies in Kuwait (‘ity defied an Iraqi

See IRAQ, Page 7

“I’m very impressed with the
commitment of many hundreds
of employees to UK and the
UK Medical Center. It’s a time
to remember that we’re
celebrating a mission..."

Peter Bosomworth,
Chancellor of the Medical Center

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to this commonwealth."
Wethington said.

During intermission,
former Gov. AB. “Hap-
py" Chandler was recog-
IllZCCl for his driving
force behind the Medical
Center.

“I've never forgotten
the kind of personali/cd

CHANDLER attention and commitment

that he gave to people and

the kind of risk he took in risking his own

political career to bring it into a reality.“
Bosomworth said.

Foster Ockerman, Board of Trustees
chairman. presented a plaque to Chandler
for “the vision and support that he gave
when he was governor that brought about a
higher level of health care for the people of
Kentucky."

The celebrations were continued Saturday
with a volleyball toumament. bingo. black
jack games, and 3-legged races. Some of the
proceeds were donated to the Children’s
Miracle Network and the United Way.

Karen .‘vchlanahan. a four-year ophthal-
mology employee. has witnessed some if
the changes in the Medical Center

"Our department has iinpri'ix'.>il lift per
cent. Wc'xe expanded our space. our stitf 1‘
growing. .iiid we iust has: .: good attitude
about the new facilities." Nictdtinahzin said

Howevcr. it is the cmplmxs that make
the true difference. McClttniihiin said,

“All the employees are more than to-
workers. They’re friends. which Is iinporv
tant."

UK students fearful

cred the I‘lehlllly.

However. lit) one wanted 1.) receive t.‘i.it
iciter in the mail.

"Let's put it this way, I‘d rather be throw»
ing a ball than throw/mg a grenade i‘Ill i! I
got drafted I‘d go That's what wu‘r: Vii‘
posed to do.” \Llltl Brian (iibson. .i fitiuiicc
iunior.

“I think our economic interest in Saudi
Arabia are too crcat to tum our back on.“
said Walter \"ewell. an accounting iiiriioi‘

See DRAFT, page 4

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FRANKFORT, Ky. —— Burley to-
bacco. the golden leaf of Ken-
tucky’s farm economy, is showing
unmistakable signs of tarnish.

Costs are up, labor supply is
down and uncertainty about the to-
bacco industry in general is mount-
ing.

Americans are smoking less and
the anti-smoking lobby is getting
stronger. Congress, looking for new
bridges across the budget gap, may

double the federal excise tax on cig-
antics, probably inspiring even
more smokers to kick the habit.

Consequently, production has in
recent years been below quota
throughout the eight-state burley
belt, jeopardizing its place in the
world market, a specialist says.

“If we don’t increase. the Brazils
and Malawis and the other (burley-
growing) countries out there are go-
ing to take our markets." said Wil—
liam M. Snell, a University of Ken-
tucky agricultural economist.

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they're going to have to go to other
(producing) countries.”

Federal agriculture ofﬁcials ex-
pect another short U.S. burley crop
in 1990.

Kentucky has by far the largest
share of the 1990 quota —— 449.8
million pounds. But the latest esti-
mate of its crop size is 407 million
pounds.

The quota is 742 million pounds
for the entire belt. which includes
Tennessee. North Carolina, Virgin—
ia, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri and

West Virginia. But the total crop is
expected to be 567 million pounds
—— 75 million pounds light.

Underproduction has been chronic
in Tennessee, where this year's crop
is likely to be below 50 percent of
quota, Snell said.

There is no mystery about under-
production: Prices are too low and
workers too few to motivate grow-
ers to full production.

There is “more and more demand
for labor every year.‘ said state Rep
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in Grant County and is chairman of

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the House Agriculture Committee.

Farmers say “why should I try to
grow 40,000 p0unds of tobacco
when I can’t get it in the barn?"
Crupper said.

It is ironic in Kentucky that times
are best for growers of its premier
crop when conditions are worst else-
where in its economy.

Some of Kentucky’s biggest crops
were produced from 1982 to 1985.
when unemployment was high,
making more workers available.

Now, there are more industrial
jobs, which are “soaking up the sup-

ply" of workers, Snell said in an in-
terview.

Farm workers are exempt from
the state's minimum wage. which
was $3.35 an hour last year and rose
to $3.80 in July.

But in a striking example of sup-
ply and demand, tobacco farm
workers commanded $5 to $12 per
hour in Kentucky last year. The
range was highest in tobacco-rich
central Kentucky, where $8 to $12
per hour wasn't uncommon, Snell
said.

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Draft

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“If someone doesn’t want to go it’s
their own opinion. but I would go."

Carl B. Cone, a retired UK profes-
sor. said a draft would have a pro-
found effect on the country's univer-
sities.

“The situation is too hypothetical
to predict what would actually hap-
pen." Cone said. “But male enroll-
ment would certainly go down. In
the last two wars, if you count Viet-
nam as a war. the federal govem-
merit came to the rescue to keep
them going. Of course. now they
would have a higher level of female
enrollment than they did then. So

of the future."

Bill Baird. a psychology senior.
had a house meeting with his three
roommates last weekend. They
planned out a trip to South America
via Mexico. It's a trip they never
plan to take unless they are drafted.

“Mainly it's because I don't think
higher oil prices constitute a reason
for war," Baird said. “I would be
willing to ﬁght a defensive war, but
promises made in the interest of big
business do not represent the think-
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English senior Matthew Allen
said he thinks it is too premature to
make plans for a draft.

“If there is a war, I think it’d be
over in a month, if not sooner." said
Allen. an English senior. “As to
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Police Log

Police Activity for the Week of
Aug. 17-23 on the UK campus:

Assault lst Degree — 1; As-
sault 4th degree —— l; Burglary
lst degree — 1; Criminal Mis-
chief lst degree — 2; Criminal
Mischief 3rd degree — 3; Emer-
gency Care Runs — 1; Fire Runs
(false) — l; Harassment — 1; In-
decent Exposure — 1; Theft by
unlawful taking (under $100) —
9; Theft by unlawful taking (over
$100) — 6; Theft of bicycles —
3; Theft from auto's — 4; Un-
lawful imprisonment 2nd degree
— l.

Arrests made — 4; Moving
hazardous violations —— 18; Non-
injury trafﬁc accidents — 14; In-
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cars; vehicles driving slowly and
aimlessly back and forth; door-
to-door solicitors without proper-
ly issued licenses; someone
hanging around the residence
halls. offices. classrooms. or oth-
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clear purpose.

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Flag burning,

By SCOTT WILLIAMS
Associated Press

NEW YORK — Feeling a little al-
ienated?

Ever fmd yourself late at night
wondering just what has gone wrong
with the Republic? Is the social con-
tract up for renewal in your neigh-
borhood?

And if Andrew Dice Clay did not
exist, would it be necessary to invent
him? '

For the answer to the last question
and more, tune in tonight to PBS and
“Edge,” a funny, adult and extreme-
ly well-written look at American pop
culture. It will show you things you
otherwise probably would never see.

Vanity Fair writer James Wolcott .

tries to understand why people laugh
at the abusive humor of the ’90s in
the persona of Clay.

Signiﬁcantly, the segment is titled
“Another Day in Hell."

This is deﬁnitely for adults only.
Not only does “Edge" liberally ex-
cerpt Clay’s raunchy, unexpurgated
concert routine, but it discusses his
appeal in terms of “class hatred" and
“marginalized" white, working-class
males.

“What’s impressive about Clay is
the emancipatory and truth-telling
impulse in him," said Frederic Smol-
er. a professor of intellectual history
at Sarah Lawrence College.

“The grimmest and saddest and
thing about Clay is when he strips
away a thing, debunks it, what’s left
to his audiences' view and his Own
is pretty small and ugly.”

The least accessible segment is
about the faceless photographs of
New York City conceptual artist
Lorna Simpson. It’s followed by a
nice ballad (inexplicably sung on a
bare city rooftop) by singer-
songwriter John Hiatt.

The great humorist Buck Henry
comes on next with a visit to the
Nixon Library in Yorba Linda, Calif.
In opening his essay on the fall and
rise of the elder statesman, Henry
notes that Yorba Linda means “beau-
tiful yorba.”

There is commentary by Professor
Stanley Cutler, author of “The Wars
of Watergate.“ who notes that the
Nixon Library makes no mention of
Nixon's accepting a pardon for any
Watergate crimes he may have com-
mitted.

“Someday he’ll be left alone to
history,” Cutler notes. He is smiling.

controversia

Award winner Robert Krulwich, re-
views the recent history of student

' works at the Art Institute of Chicago.

PHOTO COURTESY OF 20TH CENTURV FOX

Controversial comedian Andrew Dice Clay is one of the subjects of
“Edge," a PBS special on popular culture.

Henry notes Tom Brokaw’s visit
to Yorba Linda, to anchor the eve-
ning news from the museum. And
the Nixon birthplace, a kit-built
house that cost $800 from the factory
and $400,000 to restore.

There’s such a nice, suppressed
note of hysteria and loathing to the
piece. Far too soon. Henry bids a
fond farewell to the Nixon complex.
He waves goodbye and drives away
renewed. refreshed.

The host of the series, Emmy

PHI BETA KAPPA

The Membership Committee of Phi Beta Kappa is now receiv-
ing nominations for membership. The preliminary requirements
which must be met in order fora student to be eligible for con-

sideration for election are:

(i) GPA of 3,5 for students who graduated in May 1990, 3.52
for students graduating in December 1990. 3.6 for ﬁrst se-
mester seniors, and 3.7 for those graduating after May

1991.

(2) At least two 3(1) (or higher) level courses outside the major
or principal area of concentration:

(3) At least 90 hours of 'llberal' courses:

(4) At least 45 hours of classwork completed on the Lexington

campus;

(5) Have satisﬁed the requirements for either the BA or B5 de-
gree in the College of Arts and Sciences (December
graduates may be currently enrolled in one required

course).

Should you know of an individual who may meet these re-
quirements, we would appreciate you urging that person to
come to Room 27l Patterson Office Tower in the College of Arts
and Sciences to pick up an application,

In order to be considered, nominations (for an application to
be mailed) must be received no later than FRIDAY. AUGUST 31 ,
1990. with the application due back to the above named office

one week later.

PLEASE NOTE: it is entirely appropriate to nominate yourself and,
in fact, if you believe that you meet the criteria necessary for
election, it is expected that you will come to the above office

for an application.

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Remember when one student
painted Mayor Harold Washington in
brassiere, underpants. garter belt and
stockings? The painting got arrested.

One year later, student “Dread"
Scott Tyler’s wretched “How to Drs-
play the Flag" ignited the furor of
veterans and flag-wavers by I’”'j\l!iv-

Sub- culture

ing a flag on the floor that tacitly in-
vited spectators to walk on it.

The beleaguered head of the insti—
tute school. Tony Jones, notes that
people who tired of abstract art and
called for the return to figurative art
have gotten their wish -— with a ven-
geance.

Then the show offers us four per-
formance artists whose applications
for federal grants were rejected. It’s
a delightful irony

I arts, comedians on PBS special

And. with a wonderfully wry fi—
nale. the excellent comedian. actor,
writer and “Simpsons” voice Harry
Shearer explains to us Just WHY an‘
chonnen are girdling the globe to
cover the story. Shearer is magnifi-
cently low-key.

Make time to see this pilot epi<