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Vol. LXXXIX, No. 21

Established 1894

KENTUCKY

21112

University of Kentucky. Lexington, Kentucky

Independent since 1971

Wednesday, September 12,1984

 

By STEPHANIE WALLNER
Managing Editor

Editor’s note: This is the ecc—
ond of a fem-part series on the
University's selective admission:
policy and its effects.

Recruiting isn‘t just for the
military. It is also for universi-
ties with a selective admissions
policy.

“Our very aggressive recruit-
ment over the last year is paying
some dividends," said Art Gal-
laher, chancellor for the Lexing—
ton campus. "There is an outside
shot that we may not drop that
much due to our very active re-
cruiting.“

The most important result of
recruiting was a new freshman
class — near the size of last
year's — with higher American

 

Tut-cores “Weseemto
getfewu'shideots applying from
the button (of the ACI‘ range)
and more at the top." Gallaher

said.
estimate released
by the University show that the
average ACi‘ score of applicants
haamh'othinthefailof
we: to 21.7 in this fall‘s amlicant
pool. He said that although the
rise is small, it is simificant be—
cause it mix the immedi-
ate effects of selective admis-
sions in drawing qiaility students.
John , former assis-
tant to the chancellor for the hex-
ington campus, worked extensi-
vely in recruiting last year. He
said the main objective of the
new recruiting efforts is to
“maintain a full freshman class
oratleastminimiaethedecline.”
“A lot of time this year has

Historic honorary
lauds top students
in liberal arts fields

Hy l.l.\l) \ lll~l.\l)Hl('KS
Staff Writer

Prcsidcnt Htts A Singletary. Lt
(toy Stcphcn Bcshear aitd Nobel
Pcacv i’rt/c winner William N Lips-
coiittt lld\ r oiic thing lll common

Each 15 {1 member of the Phi Beta
Kappa national honorary at l’K

For morc than too years. Phi Beta
Kappa il’té‘lllll'l\ have been recog»
nizcd as people with intellectual car
[‘it“ll1l‘\ 2n thc libcral arts and 5(‘l'
cl1c0>. according to a pamphlet
prepared by the honorary

'l’ht Bcta Kappa IS the best
known of thc honoraries it‘s the one
that cyci‘yhody recognizes.“said
Mary Lynn “lowcrs prestdent of the
honorary

Phi Beta Kappa was founded on
Dec 3. 1776.. at William and Mary
(‘ollcgc in Williantsburg. Va The
hoitorary's intended purpose is to
elect students who have outstanding
academic records iii liberal arts it
was the first socicty to have a Greek
lcttcr llitmt‘

According to Flowers. thcrc arc
about 200 chapters located on col-
lege campuses around the country
There are chapters that are not af-
llllait‘d with any univerSity. called
associates

“With over 2.000 colleges and uni-

verSities in the country and why 200
chapters of Phi Beta Kappa. this is
a significant thing that [K has a
charter." she said

L'K and Centre College. located in
Danville. are the only two institu»
tions in the state that have Phi Beta
Kappa charters.

“It‘s very hard to start a chap»
ter.” Flowers said. "But OthlulSly
that shows that L'K students have
what it takes to become members "

The present L'K chapter. which
was chartered in 1926. is composed
of more than 150 people. This nunt»
ber includes faculty members. staff
and students,

Phi Beta Kappa recently accepted
nominations for possible mem-
bership in the honorary Faculty.
Lexmgton restdents aiid students
nominated persons on the baSlS of
their academic achievements

"Anyone could nominate prospec-
tive members. as long as there was
some hint that the student is suita-
ble to become a member of Phi Beta
Kappa." said Raymond Cox. chair-
man of the membership committee

The requirements for undergrad-
uates are:

oOverall grade p0int average of at
lea513.5;

-At least two 400500 level courses

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College administrator,
57, dies of heart attack

Hy NAT \l.IH ('.\l‘l)ll.l.
Staff Writer

Edgar Milton Minor. a 21-year ad-
minstrator at the (‘ollege of Educa-
tion. died of a heart attack at 1:25
am. yesterday He was 57.

Minor. who served as undergrad-
uate admissions coordinator of the
(‘ollcge of Education. died at Saint
Joseph Hospital after suffering a
heart condition of short duration,

Minor. a native of Glasgow. Ky.
graduated from from Western State
College «now Western Kentucky Uni—
\‘erSll_\' in 1951 with an undergrad-
uate degree in music He also re‘
ceiycd a master's degree in
education at ['K

He was a music teacher at Belfry
School in Belfry. Ky, from 1951 to

 

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l'li fullback (‘un Cochran may be
forced to end his football career be.
cause of a freak back injury. For de-
tails. ace SPORTS. page 2.

lasington songsmttha gather at a
local nighispoi for monthly demon-
strations of their craft. For more.
see FANFARE. page 3.

 

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1953. and served as a muSic teacher
and band director at Harlan County
High School in Harlan. Ky. from
1953 to 1955.

Minor was the manager of the
South Eastern Kentucky Music Pas»
tival from 1955 to 1958 and in 1962.
He was president of the South East»
ern Kentucky Music Education A5»
sociation from 1962 to 1963.

Minor first worked at UK in July
1963 as a music instructor at the
University School, a laboratory pri~
mary and secondary school dis-
solved in late '60s

He became the coordinator of
music student teaching in the Col-
lege of Education in 1964 and was a

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“Our very aggressive recruitment over the last
year is paying some dividends. There is an
outside shot that we may not drop that much
due to our very active recruiting. ”

Art Gallaher.

chancellor for the main campus
—

been spent in just explaining,"
Stephenson said, “to educate par-
ents. teachers. counselors and
students about the selective ad«
missions program."

The largest recruiting drive
last year was a phone-a-thon. Ste-
phenson said. Faculty members
phoned 300 students with high
ACI‘ scores who had expressed
interest in UK on their applica-
tions but had not confirmed.

“It's a very interesting and re
warding method of communica-
tion with prospective students."
Stephenson said. "It's the least
expensive recruiting program
we've instituted here."

Students’ reactions were those
of amazement. he said. “Students
were astonished that some real
flesh and blood on the faculty
cared enough to communicate.

"They did have questions. and

 

 

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Pride, sincerity and popularity play
parts in the trend toward patriotism

By DOUGLAS E. PITTENGER
Staff Writer

Editor's note: This is the last in a
two-part series on patriotism among
UK students.

Experts don‘t have much trouble
agreeing that students seem to be
following a trend toward patriotism.
The disagreement occurs when try»
ing todecide why.

Army Col. Edgar D. Maddox. a
professor of military science. thinks
young people are patriotic now be-
cause they‘re interested in their fu-
ture.

“It appears to me that people are
gettim back to what the country
stands for, what's available inthis

country. what are you going to do
when you graduate. that sort of
thing." he said “You're interested
in that and that makes you inter-
ested in your country

“That makes you look at how your
country is competing with other
countries. how we‘re competing in
the automotive industry with Japan
Americans are naturally compet»
itive and you take pride in what
your country does. And once you
start looking into it and taking pride
in it. then I think that breeds patri-
otism."

He said students in his ROTC
classes are very patriotic and tend
to get more patriotic once they start
training. And the majority of young
people are sincere about their patri-

otism. “There will be a certain num-
ber that will do it because it's tren»
dy. there always is." he said "But I
don‘t think that is the majority " I
think the majority are dmng it be-
cause of an interest in their coun-
try “

Alan Holt. a political seience and
history senior and Vice president of
College Republicans. echoed that
sentiment. “Some of it is be-
cause it's fashionable. because what
group of society is more in tune to
what is in and out than college stu~
dents? I feel the great majority of it
is still sincere. “

Alessandro Bonanno. a sociology
instructor who has done research on
patriotism. said he feels patriotism

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asked them; unabashed and
straightforward, ‘ ' Stephenson
said. “I think partly because they
were good students. they were
able to hold up their end of the
conversation."

President Otis A. Singletary
praised the recruitment. saying.
“horn the feedback. they (poten-
tial students) were very im-
pressed that faculty people were
talkingtothem.“

Stephenson said parents also
had many questions during the
phone calls. “The parents were
even more astonished than the
students."

One objective of the phone-a-
thon is to relay to prospective
students that the L'niverSity is
open and receptive. Sit-phenson
said.

Another successful recruiting
technique was alumii: contact

New policy attracting quality students to UK

with students in their area. "The
president of the University sent
out 200 letters to alumni
statewide.” Stephenson said.

He said the alumni were asked
to relay their experiences at the
University to potential Students
Some even offered to pay a slur
dent's expenses to visxt the 13m
versity. Stephenson said

Stephenson also cited the re
cently formed committee. Colle-
gians for Academic Excellence.
as a developing source for future
recruiting activities

“They will volunteer their time
to Visit high schools." hc said
"Maybe put up a vtsning student
overnight. "

Stephenson said the coninzrtiec
will play an integrai part i w
lective admissions recruitint his
year, and that the duties are ‘.lll\
outlined.

University sets goal
of $225,000 drive

for the United Way

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and students .tiir: pll’ldly‘. .‘ '
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Bluegra»

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campaign

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good place lllllt‘.\\ wt- likih’" 1'
placc for all Wc 7ttc l ..
are bound by thi,~_ \ttid . r
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Supporting iltc intro: Wm. :~ .1
way for UK ‘to .iitpi‘ tit .; t.tlt'\
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gtctary said

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agencies lll \t‘H'll c mutt-ax ‘ttttf pi't-
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social wcltarc and t'htil‘ilt'lt'l butld
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for the L'nitcd Way oi tlic lililt'kll'il\\
said over 100.000 pcoplc were \crwd
by l’nited Way agencies ll‘. Fin-tic
t‘lark. Montgomery. Bttiiritoit Matt
ison. Jessaminc Scott .titt: \tttltr
son counties

The Amcrican licd
Brothers Big Siblt’l‘s, Blttcgrn» ‘tw
ciation for Retarded t‘ittzcits. lx-\
ington Child Abusc t‘ouncii. Letting
ton Hearing & Spcccit t‘ciitni‘.
luexmgton Rape ('rists t'cntcr.
Y W C A Spouse Abusc t‘cntcr and
the Salvation Army arc «llb'l .t to“ of
the local agencies that rccciyc
money from the l'nitt-d Way t'imll’lr
buttons

Last year. i'K cxcccdcd its goal oi
3214.000 with a total oi Sfllfutoo in
monetary contributions according to
Dick Parsons. director of dcicrrwi
giving for the {K Htflcc oi llmcl
opment and (‘0-(‘l1iill‘liliilt o1 lllt‘ l K
& i‘nited Way Campaign

Mary Jo \‘otruba. assistant t'tilll
paign director of the l‘nitcd W.i_\ oi
the Bluegrass. said last year s coitir

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By CELESTE R. PHILLIPS
staff Writer

l'K Football Coach Jerry Clai-
borne announced yesterday that
Curt Cochran. a 5-10. 212-lb. junior
fullback from tiw'enton. may have to
end his college football career be-
cause of a recent back injury

Cochran was informed Monday by
.i \‘ashville doctor that a freak back
iiiiury might end his college football
\tll‘t‘t’l’

it Green. this head trainer. said
iochran is suffering from a bone
spiir at the third cervical vertebrae
iii'een said he advised Cochran not
to play football

Claiborne said he also ady'ised
tocnran Monday that he should not
take the cfiaiice of doing more se-
rious harm to his neck

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SPORTS

Freak. back injury could finish UK fullback’s football career

 

"If he gets hit from the right side.
there is a possibility that he could be
SCTlOlSl)‘ hurt." Claiborne said at
the weekly press conference

Last Tuesday Claiborne reported
that Cochran was suffering from an
unknown injury he had sustained
from laughing. Claiborne kept Coch
ran out of Saturday's 42+) win over
Kent State and until yesterday. no
other information had been released
concerning Cochran‘s injury

“I talked with Curt and his paren
ts last night and I suggested that he
stay out of football until we found
out what’s wrong." Claiborne said
"Right now we are 90 percent sure
that he won‘t play again "

Cochran‘s father. Roy. was in Leic
ington Monday to talk to Claiborne
about the seriousness of the injury
In a telephone interview last night.

he talked about his son s situation

“We‘re pretty down. shook up."
Roy Cochran said “We‘re still hops
ing that they'll come up with some-
thing. maybe surgery. to change the
situation. All we can do is wait and
pray

"I've never seen him like this be-
fore He doesn't know who to turn
to \Vlieretogo "

Cochran was
continent

not available for

Coiiiiiig off 424i victory might be
cause for a teams celebration. but
not in the case of the CR Wildcats

Claiborne said Kent State is far
from .i team such as Indiana l‘ni»
versity the Cats' next opponent

“Indiana is a lot bigger and
stronger than Kent State was." Clai-
borne said. “Our players are intelli-
gent enough to realize that."

The Hoosiers return to starters
from last year's 3-8 squad. In their
season opener last Saturday. 1U fell
to a late rally by Duke University
31-24.

Offensively, new Indiana Coach
Bill Mallory. can be proud of the
progress of quarterback Steve Brad-
ley. The 6-3. 225 lb. junior passed for
247 yards against Duke.

Claiborne said Bradley is a very
strong-armed quarterback.

"He is actually moving backwards
as he throws the ball." Claiborne
said after viewing films of ms loss.

Bradley‘s main target last Satur-
day was 6-3. l74-lb. senior receiver
Len Kenbrew. Kenbrew caught eight

passes for 155 yards against the
Blue Devils.

Mallory said the Hoosiers have
two All Big Ten candidates in center
Ken Van Dyck and tackle Kevin
Allen who might give the UK de-
fense trouble

Claiborne stressed the same thing.
saying his defense might have prob-
lems getting to Bradley.

“They do an excellent job in their

  

Andy Dumstort
Spoils Fdilor

Kon Dyko
ASSlS'OH' Sports Editor

ders. Jeff McBain and free safety
Chris Sigler accounted for nine in-
terceptions and 18 passes broken up
in 1%3.

Although the defensive line is
stronger and bigger than Kent
State‘s. the CK offensive line is
ready for the challenge. according
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Croley signs scholarship with the Lady Kats

By \.\[)\ l)l'\lS'l\lRF
Sports Editor

Helitta Croley was a victim of Circumstance. at least
tor a period of five months. that is

After almost a half-year of waiting. Croley. a high
schooi AllAmerican from Henry Clay High School. was
released from a national letterof-intent she Signed with
the tniversity of Florida last spring and is eligible to
play immediately for the UK Lady Kats. Athletic Direc-
toi‘l 'liff Hagan announced yesterday

Southeastern Conference offiCials confirmed that Cro»
ley had been released from all the prowsions of the let-
te' -< : intent she signed in April. Hagan said

\t‘AA officials refused to comment about an investi-
“nor. into the Florida program concerning Croley and
pessmie recruiting violations on the part of the Gator
(‘wric‘m5

“he: i signed with Florida I was real confused
and concerned about my gomg there.” Croley said "I
_ it} like coach Debbie Yow the Lady Gator coach-
;inrf hate a lot of respect for the Florida team "

i‘roley admitted to the fact that if she had to sit out a
par she would have gone to Florida Just to keep up
is :th her academics

‘I didn‘t want to sit out and miss anything." Croley
said. “but if 1 had to. basically all I wanted was my ed—
ucation

The NCAA investigated the [K program earlier in the
summer looking for possible recruiting Violations when
Croley decided to back out of her initial signing. The
NCAA came up with no Violations on UK‘s part and
iiiitil yesterday it appeared that Croley would have to
sit out of organized college basketball for at least two
\t‘ili‘.‘

l: the investigation had dragged on for five months
and sooner or later I knew there was gomg to be a deCi-
sirvii :iiade. Croley said "More or less I found out Fri-

 

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day when they the .\'(’A.-\ called my mother and told
her that basically the letter was null and void ‘

Croley said she wanted to stay in lexmgton to play
college basketball in the first place

“I baSically knew that I wanted to go to Kentucky last
year.” she said

Lady Kat Coach Terry Hall. pleased to have Croley
with the program. said that Croley is an outstanding
athlete

"She is Just a tremendous athlete." Hall said “She
has peat speed and quickness. she shoots the ball well
and she's a great oneonone player I also know she's
extremely dedicated and a hard it orkei‘ "

The 5-iii Croley. who has been atteiiditig classes at CK
Since Aug 2‘3 becomes the six'th freshman to tom the
Lady Kats this season

"i am definitely glad l am here.” troley said “Ken‘
tucky is a great school and. they hm e a great basketball
tradition here

"There really wasiit any reason for me to go out of
town to another school when there is a school this good
right here "

Croley. a (wotime All State player at Henry Clay.
)oms her former high school teammate Leslie \ichols
Nichols. who has been at Kentucky for two years teae
med up with Croley to lead Henry Clay to the semifinal
round of the Girls State Tournament when Nichols was
a senior in 1982

“She Croley handled it
well.” Nichols said
she‘s out of it now

“She s going to help us :i iot as far as the SEC compe-
tition goes ”

Croley averaged 2% points. H rebounds. four assists
and 5‘2 percent field goal shooting from the field her so
nior year

“l'm thrilled for oic
Bebe." Hall said 'Sh

the investigation real
"The most important thing is that

program. but even more for
men through a lot tor a la-

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yearold. and we're so pleased to see things turn out so
well for her.

“The L'niversity of Kentucky is very fortunate. she
could have played anywhere in the country.“

Croley earned first team Parade All—American honors
her senior year. was named to Converse's Top 10 list
and was among USA Today's second-team All-Ameri-
cans.

Playing basketball on the college level. according to
Croley. will be a big change from playing at Henry
(lay

“When you get in college you see yourself playing
against equal or better players." she said "I think it‘s
college basketballi going to be more of a role game
and not where I can score at will. I will probably be
playing at the second guard or small forward posi-
tions.”

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Latest parody of Reagan administration is cute but tasteless

The Reagan Report by U.S.C.0.
Parody, Inc/Doubleday & Compa-
ny.lnc.

Some things are funny and then
there are things that try so hard to
be amusing that they leave you cold.

The Reagan Report. presented by
Off The Wall Street Journal. claims
to be the “most hilarious unofficial
Government report ever published.“

It attempted to summarize the
past four years of the Reagan ad-
ministration with jokes (the cover
claims that there are over 697 jokes
in all) designed to make you laugh.
It failed.

It looked good: beautiful cover.
wide variety of topics discussing the
Reagan administration and good
imaginary graphics for the imagi»
nary statistics. it looked almost like
the real thing. Unfortunately. the
puns left me cold.

The book did have its moments.
however. It was obvious that a lot of
effort went into mocking Reagan‘s
speech patterns throughout the re«
port. For example. a letter lsuppos-
edly written by Reagan) imitates
the president's fondness for reciting
stories and reinforces the running
gag about Reagan's supposed senili-
ty:

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THE REAGAN REPORT

“I'd like to close with one little
story 1 heard the other day that i
felt should be shared. Recently I
heard ofa woman in a small town in
Ohio. It seems that her husband had
been out of work for 18 months He
took his hunting rifle down off it's
rack. and. well. he went out in the

backyard and blew his, well. brains
out

Local musicians write original,

Monday night at Jefferson Davis
Inn. members of the Lexington
Songwriters Association gave an
“all star“ performance of their orig-
inal music.

The association is a group of indi-
viduals with two things in common
— a love of music and a desire to
write original tunes. But the similar
ity ends there.

These performers of varying age
and sex have musical tastes that
range from new wave to folk and
from reggae to the blues. Their per-
formance was a real treat for the
type of person who switches the
radio dial every two minutes in
search of variety.

The association has been together
for about two years and performs at
JDl approximately once a month
Sam Mason, the organizing force be-
hind the group. started the associa-

A Weekend of Fun
and Learning

tion to combat the lack of original
performance music in Lexmgton

According to Mason. "The only
way to get ahead in the musu: buSi-
ness is original music and by d0ing
these performances we are trying to
encourage and cultivate that in Lex-
ington "

Each of the eight musiCians Mon-
day night showed the style and origi-
nality many music lovers find lack~
ing in Lexmgton Jonathan Hall
plays what he calls folk mustc ._
something like a mixture of Bob
Dylan and Neil Young as it might
have been sung by John Lennon
llall combined his style With the gui-
tar of Jerry Belsac, who plays his
instrument as if he were born with
it.

(‘arter Suter. who also plays Wllh
the group Idiot Savant. performed
some contemporary times which left

Natural Bridge State Park

Cross-Cultural Workshop
To improve communication between
American 8 International students
September 22-23
The University will pay for room at Hemlock
transportation and materials.

Lodge.

come

You

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line is September 17. Come to Room iii

Bradley Hall or call 257-2755.

Application is limited to 20 students.
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But the story dosen't end there.
The woman went out in the back
yard, stood over her husband's re»
mains and recited the Pledge of Al-
legiance. And he came back to life,
His head was as good as new, and
he got a job the next day. This is a
true story And they gave him a new
car, too "

Some of the photographs are
amusing as well. One picture in
volved a small, smiling girl carrying
a cafeteria tray loaded with surplus
cheese and another displayed the
supposed contents of Reagan's desk‘
a nude photo of Margaret Thatcher,
a jar of Porcelana. a bottle of Gree
cian Formula. a hearing aid. scat~
tered jellybeans and an “I love El
Salvador" button.

These are old and worn out — but
cute — Reagan jokes.

The report borders on tasteless
with a stamp featuring a picture of
Vic Morrow in army fatigues and a
miniature helicopter. The caption
reads “Vic Morrow gave his life he-
ruically for his country . . and for
his industry." A truly cheap gag.

The book really scrapes the abso-
lute bottom of the barrel with this
pathetic joke: "A Womb Prayer
Amendment the right of the un-

varied tunes

one feeling a bit like a child left
alone in a shopping mall. though the
overall effect was far from unplea
sant

Rod Kress. another member. bal-
ances the group with tunes like
"Fancy Free." a Simple barroom
ballad you might expect to hear in a
smoke-filled honky-tonk of the ‘705

The association is open to aspiring
mustcians. and interested persons
should contact Sam Mason at JDl 's

The first portion of the associar
lion's JDl show Will be telecast at
various times from Sept. 17-17;! on
Telecable channel 9. The second por-
tion of the show will run from Sept
2430 Check local media for specific
listings

AMY HARRIS

Y0ur KENTUCKIAN'S

are ready!
Tomorrow
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Building Room 1138 be-
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born to pray must be guaranteed.
After all. fetuses have spiritual
needs,too.“

Ouch. that one has splinters in it.

Some of the many subjects dis-
cussed in the report simply cannot
be made even remotely amusing.

Since when is the endangered spe-
cies list a real knee slapper'.’ It
seems the snail darter was removed
from the report‘s endangered spe-

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cies list because it was "too small
and darty." Believe it or not. the
rest of the list is equally exciting
and hilarious. as if that were poss»
ble.

At one time while reading the
magazine, I had a moment of in-
credible inspiration. 1 had a VlSlOn
that perhaps the creators of this col-
lection of puns were really trying to
say something symbolic about our

that all these issues
were absurd that we all take
ourselves too senously that all
mankind should join hands in mu
tual love and respect and. as broth-
ers. laugh together

Nah' Nobody can get that carried
away

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