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Ninth Appearance
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Michigan State

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Kansas City ami the national collegiate
fin.ib will
be the go.il of four trains who open tin Mtilwest ltcgion.il of
the NCAA tournament in the Memorial Coliseum tonight.
Kentucky's Wildcats, playing on their home floor, meet ever
improving Pittsburgh in the opining game at 7:o() p.m. ((.ST)
while in the nightcap, Michigan State's Big Ten champions hat-ti- e
Notre Dame starting at 9:30.
The Wildcats and Spartans re-- ) and Vernon Hatton nt the guard,
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ceived automatic bids to the post- - For the 2(5 game schedule the
classic in Lexington. but cats completed. Cox led in
the Panthers and the Fighting with 501 jHint s for a 19 2 uvrrant.
Irish had to win . berths in the Beck led in rebounds with 350 lor
regional the hard way. Tuesday a 14 jht game average,
Two midwrstern rivals meet in
nieht at Columbus. Ohio. Pitts- 5
burgh edged Morehead
and the second game which Is to
Dame easily disposed- - of vide as many close and exciting
moments ns the first game. Micht- Miami of Ohio
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old
Saturdav nichfs action finds the
two first round losers meeting each basketball rivals, have met 73 times
other at 7:30 while the winners' with the Irish holding a distinct
Father this
collide at 9:30 for the right to advantage of
season Notre Dame defeated the
head west for Kansas City.
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Trustees Approve Increase
In Residence HallRates

A rate increase for both men's
There will also be an increase basis.
Dr. Dickey said the committee
and women's residence halls was in both the registration and in- "reluctantly" approved the rate inapproved Monday by the Executive cidental fee for all students.

The registration and incidental creases. The action was postponed
Committee of the University of
fee (tuition) Will increase $1 per six months, he said, as the comof Trustees.
Kentucky's Board
student a semester. Affected also mittee tried to find a means to
by the increase are the students keep from raising dormitory rates.
The rate increase is necessary,
in the University Training School
who will pay $10 more per se- Dr. Dickey asserted, for increased
operations of any housing facilities.
mester.
The increases will go into effect It's also necessary, he said, that the
Sept. 1.
increases be made to provide for
Pres. Frank G. Dickey said the dormitory debts. The Federal Govroom and board for the women's ernment requires that enough
residence halls will- be increased money be held in reserve to pay
from $225 to $270 per semester. for three years on a dormitory
Dillard House, also for women, will debt, he said.
Sing, Sing, Sing!
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President Dickey said, "I feel
Seven melodic men's choruses have per fee increase from $225 to
semester.
$235
that these increases are necessary
will attempt to
each
even though we
All
men's residence
other Thursday night at Memorial halls rooms in the $10 increase per and justifiable it would be better
might feel that
will have a
Hall as qualifying begins for UK's semester, Dr. Dickey
stated. This if we did not have to make them."
Sing.
annual
Dean of Women Sarah B. Holmes
increase applies to each student in
Following the men's chorus comthe men's dormitories?
and Dean of Men L. L. Martin aspetition, beginning at 7:30, men's
of $70
sisted Dr. Dickey and Dr.
quartets will take the spotlight as The difference House per year Peterson, vice president of Frank D.
Business
rates and
between Dillard
five entries compete for a spot in
other women's residence halls was Administration, in preparing the
Saturday night's finals.
At 7:30 p.m. Friday, 14 girl's believed to be justified. Dr. Dickey- recommendation. was
attended by
reason for justiThe meeting
choruses will vie for a spot in the commented. The vyaa
Harper Gatton, Madisonville; R. F.
mat
iiinuuii, lie .itiiu,
championship flight.
do their
From the preliminaries, three of living in Dillard House the serv- Hobson, Louisville; ; Dr. Ralph Cox,
Lexington Louis
own work and don't have
the male choral groups and three ices available in other hails. Dil- Frankfort; Dr. Dickey and Dr.
of the men's quartets will be held
lard House is run on a cooperative Peterson, committee secretary.
over for Saturday judging.
Four cf the girl's choruses will
be placed in the final round,
Saturday's finals begin at 8 p.m.,
also in Memorial Hall.
Two awards winner and runner-u- p
will te presented in each of
the three categories.
Organizations entered in the
pirl's chorus competition include
Bovd Hall, Delta Zeta, Keeneland
Hall. Jewell Hall. Chi Omega, KapOnly 17 days remain in which teams can submit applications
pa Alpha Theta, Kappa Delta,
Delta TJelta Delta, Kappa Kappa to compete in UK's first annual Little Kentucky Derby.
Gamma, Alpha Delta Pi, Good
The Derby will be held Saturday, May 10, at Stoll Field.
Samaritan Nurses, Alpha Xi Delta, Carolyn Collier, cliairman of the Little Derby Committee, said
and Alpha Gamma Delta.
Men's choruses include. Farm application blanks would be sent out within a week to all
House, Phi Sigma Kappa, Kappa
Siuma, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Delta organizations on campus. These applications must be returned
Tau Delta, Pi Kappa Alpha, and by April 1 in order for a team to be eligible.
Triangle.
Qualifying heats will be hold
Competitors in the Derby will
Organisations competing in the
thi Stoll Field. From
(juartet division include ride bicycles. Each team will con-- - April
men's
of sjy, iuulc. students four these trials, a maximum of 15 to
it
iti't Dt'ilit, Sie'm.T Alpha epsilon, Kappa Sit'.ma. Phi Kappa riders and two alternates. Teams 13 teams those with the fastest
submitting applications by Api il -t - auahfying times will be cli'Jible
Tau. and Pi Kappa Alpha.
The Si"g is sponsored bv Phi will have until April 15 to file wfth lor the Derby. The remainder will
Beta, Phi Mn Alpha. Mortar Board, Miss Collier their official list of 'compete in the Maiden Stakes,
Each team in the Derby will have
ridei s and an entry fee ol $10.
and Omicicn Delta Kappa, la-- a women's organization as ;dter- Miss Collier said that 23 oruaniyear's winners were Delta- Tau
Delta, men's chorus; Kappa Sterna, zations thus far had indicated an nate sponsor.
Derby Day will beinii with a
men's quartet: and Boyd Hall, iiitt.ri.vt in nmineUncr. s;h, s:.i,l
t he downtown parade, .scheduled for 12
these organizations came lrom
women's chorus.
ranks of both independent and ii(M)n. About seven floats are ex Greek, adding that several dormi- - pected to be in this parade, actT,c n, ,.vrw.rtwi t. ..nti.r cording to Chip Itice, member of
me uuif ueiuy oieeiju vuni- There will actually be five races mittee.
on Derby Day. One race will be
All students now enrolled at
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the "Maiden
the University who expect to compete in
Stakes" will be limited to those
enter the College of Law in September, 1937 are requested to entries who failed to qualify for
Following the races, a Derby
make application for entrance on the Derby; the "Debutante Stakes" Hay
Dance will be held at the
will be a women's race; and the
18. All applicaMonday. March
Rice said
tions should be filed in Room feature event of the day will be Student Union Building. the process
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race, or 20 the Committee was in
the Derby a
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ords as this season marks the ninth was a true value of their team's
appearance for Coach A d o p h strentb.
leading the Spartans will be a
Rupp's Big Blue. Pittsburgh-- is
showing quartet of iHrformers led by forwarmaking their first NCAA
Jack Qulggle with his
since 1941. The Panthers have d-guard
participated in the tournament 15.1 average. Forwnrd I.arry Hed-tle- n
was next with 14 8. followed
two times. Looking at the records
the comparison goes as follows: closely by center John Green with
the Cats have won 22 and lost 4, 13.1 and captain Oeorge Fersuson
the Panthers have a 15-- 9 regular with 13.0. State's balance Is their
season's mark, but they have main weapon with speed being;
played tremendous ball the last second.
part of the season, including winOn the other side of the court,
Notre Dame Is also led by a
ning five of their last six games.
attack. A sophomore 5
Pittsburgh and Kentucky have
forward from Chicago lends the
met twice on the hardwood, with
the Cats capturing both contests. team with his 20.4 . average per
The first meeting was in 1936 when game. Next in line come Captain
Sophomore and center John Smyth. 18 6. forKentucky won
a 9 guard, who ward John McCarthy, 14. 6V and
Don Hennon.
directs the other four starters of guard Bob Devine, 13.0. Comparing
the Panther team is the spark the averages of both squads, the
battle should be a
plug. Hennon scored 31 points in Spartan-Iris- h
the victory over Morehead. Earn- close and high scoring affair.
As for the favorite In the Miding many honors this past season,
greatest one was perhaps be- west Regional, the winner is exhis
ing named the Most Valuable pected to be Kentucky because they
Player in the Orange Bowl Tourna- play on their home floor which today
gives the home team an advantage
ment.
lineup will go of around ten points. By their recThe same starting
(14-- 8
and
for Kentucky, that being Johnny ords Michigan State
are more than
Notre Dame (18-Cox and John Crigler at forwards.
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Ed Beck at center, Gerry Calvert
game pits
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pirated to wrlcome to the hallowed ranks Kutle
Wrbb. The romrly lavt h a junior dramatic arts major and ran
be seen in many Guignol productions, the moit rrcrnt'brinj Shaken
prarr's "Othrllo." Slip U a transfer ktudrnt from Westrru Kentucky
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Downing Suffers
Slight Stroke

'Stars In The Night'
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Dr. H. H. Downing, professor of
mathematics, suffered a slight paralytic stroke Friday morning.
March 8. and was admitted to St.
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for the 17th Joseph's hospital later that morn
Memorial Hall will atiain Ik tlu setting
where nil
In ing. He is Isnow at home,"much ira- reported as
annual honors night for UK women. The program-Sta- rs
condition
The Xiht" will he held at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, March 27. proved.
Dr. Downing said he was in good.
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his
quet attended only by the women to be recognized. In 1929 was effected and that as a handwriting is very shaky
result
Dean of Women Sarah 15. Holmes was responsible for opening of the stroKe. He said that he
hopes to return to UK for classes
the banquet to all women students. At the beginning of World on Monday, "if everything goes
all
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Dr. Downing received a Bachelor
is still held annually
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The increase n tne numoer o
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1908. He acquired his M.S. at
maHo it
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iiirn SllP y"c DUDllClly. LiU- - the University of Chicago in 1916,
necessary to have an organized cille Clay, organizations; Jo Ann and his Ph.D. in Mathematics in
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group lO U1HI1 aUUi ftpUUMJI LUC UUI UlURt, nw, rvi 'i v iiim if LLr.T Q'JQ
man printed programs, anu mat- occasion. This group was and still
Downlng has been at UK for
is known as the Women's Admin- ilyn Mayes, invitations.
nearly 5Q yearg He has faeen head
istrative Council. It was composed
Betty Jo Fritz, president, will of the Mathematics Department,
,
of the presidents of all the worn be master of ceremonies for "Stars
served as tennis coach
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organizations on campus plus in The Night."
en's
for almost 20 years.
the University Social Director,
Scholarship, leadership, service
This year the vice presidents of and character will be recognized
these organizations and Miss Bru-ci- e as new members are tapped for
Cruise, social director, compose honoraries. Scholarships and other
Basic achievement examinathe council and will stage the awards will be presented at this
honor's night program
tions in foreign languages wilt
time.
be given at 4 p.m. Friday, March
Officers elected by the WAC are
22 in room 111, McVey Hall.
Betty. Jo Fritz, president; Betty
sysAbout 1100 AD. the Arabic
Any student desiring to take
Ann Hoover, secretary; and Pat tem of writing figures was first the test should registr in the
brought to Europe.
Blackburn, treasurer.
office of the Arts and Sciences
Q. E. D., following a problem, Dean by Friday morning.
Five committees have been
organized to plan the program. means "was to be proved."
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The recently formed organization of unaffiliated men on the UK campus has elected Its officers. They are: (I. to r.) Al Schickinger, presiand
dent; Don nail, vice president: Iiill Downey, historian-treasure- r,
James Prater, public relations officer. The officers were elected on a
temporary basis.

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Lehman To Address
Independent Group
Dick Lehman. SGA president,
will speak Tuesday at the next
organizational meeting of a newly-forme- d
group of presently unaf-

filiated male students.
The meeting will be held at 3:30
p.m. in Room 127 of the Student
Union Building.
Lehman will speak, on the need,
duties, and responsibilities of the
organization.
The first meeting of the group
was on Feb. 27. The organization
now has approximately 20 members. Any unaffiliated male student who is interested in joining
this organization is Invited to attend the meeting Tuesday night.
Prospective members must be in
good standing with the University.
At a recent meeting the members elected temporary officers to
serve for this semester.
Those elected were Al Schick-inge- r,
president; Don Ball, vice
president; Bill Downey, historian-treasure- r,
and James Prater, public relations officer.
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Gene's latest sale was to a large
industrial corporation. He's now preparing this customer for the installation-of
an IBM electronic system
designed to simplify financial pro- cedure; inventory and other systems
problems. At 27, Gene finds himself top
man on an important account. He's
educator, salesman, administrator.

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How would Gene define selling?
"We feel the best way to sell is to be
able to consult. The best way to consult is to know something of value
your customer doesn't. IBM's 'something of value' is profit through

Then began a 13 months' training
program marked by merit salary increases. First 3 months' schooling
and observing operations in Pittsburgh (Gene's hometown). Next 2
months' studying the applications of
IBM's electronic data processing machines in business, science, government, and defense. Followed by 7
months' practical training in the field,
with customer contact. Followed by
IBM's famous course in selling methods. Finally, assignment to a sales
territory near Pittsburgh, responsible
for about 14 companies and their executives who used IBM equipment,
and a dozen or so more who wero.
logical prospect for it.

feels the lead pencil is the biggest
competitor. You've no idea how many
clerical jobs can be
mechanized, thus freeing people for
important, creative jobs. IBM's success in the field is due to service.
knowledge, 'know-how'-

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Gene's first sale, to a bank, required
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it's the reason Gene McGrew joined IBM. Today he possesses a
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excellent income all at age 27. Read about an unusual career.

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footballer and class officer. You won a
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Out of the Army in 1953, Gene met
an IBM representative. It sounded
like opportunity. A few interviews
later, Gene was sure. Although sales
was only one of the many jobs he felt
he could handle, this kind of selling
(IBM machines are as much an idea
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every talent he possessed. Besides,
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"I'm getting married soon, and I was
amazed to realize how much security
IBM's growth (sales have doubled on
the average every five years since
1930) and benefits represent. But I
think my real security lies in the
chance to use my own ability fully
and freely. There are nearly 200
Branch Managerships, 15 District
Managerships and executive positions
in 5 other divisions ahead of me. IBM
is introducing new machines, systems
and concepts so fast that, every Monday, we have a 'new idea meeting
just to keep up."
IBM hopes this message will give
you some idea of what it's like to be a
salesman at IBM. There are equal

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Laup ana Cross, senior men's honorary, has initiated four new members. The members are: (front row, I. to r.) George Hannon, Koy Gib-

son, Itoy Uoodall, Gentry Davis, (second row) Warren Deatrick, Jack
Freeman, Harry Conley, and Dirk Lehman. Members mut have a
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E. B. Farris, chief engineer of
the Division of Maintenance and
Operations, announced that a two-wa- y
police radio for the UK police
jeep had hen approved by University authorities.
The recommendation is now in
the hands of the State Division of
Purchases, Farris said. '
Farris explained that in the past
the jeep had one receiver. The
UK police could receive calls, but
they could not transmit them.
He said when an emergency
arose the city police were phoned
and the message was sent over the
city police radio. The UK police
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lioldinjr liotli his sides, will today forsakt lovity to
the t rii in hijrlu-- odiu'at ion. My sp'nv,.r-J- the
makers if Tliilip Morris Cigarettes, as lionnio a haiu li
of tycoons as you will see in a month of Sundays. ha
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t'iven cheerful consent to this dejiarture. Oh.
thaps they are. the makers of I'hilip Morris! Oh. d.ulin'
Jypus they are, loiul d home, mother, pon ide, the Cou-r- -t
I 'Tw inklv and cii '.racing
it ut in. and ctumtry-iuTdlithoy are. jaunty and sociahle. ropuish and winsome, an
i'ull of joy, as packed with pleasure, as hrimmin with
natural goodness, as loadod with felicity as the cigarettes they brinr you in two convenient sizes regular
pack, anct new lonjr-si.- e
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in the handy snap-ope- n
box both available at moderate cost
crushproof flip-to- p
from your favorite tobacconist. Light one now. Light
cither end. No filter cigarette can make that statement.

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the oldest athletic coaches in the
South. He has coached the UK
tennis team for 30 years, com- piling a record of 167 wins, 106 I
losses, and 5 ties.
He began coaching tennis 1922
at UK and held the post until '

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to speed up each one.
Physics Eliminate slow neutrons.
Psych Lab Tilt-th- c
mazes downhill, The whito
mice will run much faster.
Engineering Make slide rules half as long.

of Polished Chino
Cuffed Sleeves

Music Change all tempo to allegro. (A collateral
benefit to be gained from this suggestion is that once
you speed up waltz time; campus proms will all be over by
10 p.m. With students going home so earlyrrmnance will
languish and marriage counselors tan be transferred
to the buildings and grounds department. Also, housing
now used fyr married students can be returned tf the
school of animal husbandry.)

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us then, with the gracious connivance of the)
makers of Philip Morris Oh, splendid chaps! Oh, gracious contrivers! hike up the terribly vexing question
of how we can turn out more graduates with campus
facilities as they now exist.

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The answer can be given in one w ord : speedup! Speed
up the educational process. Streamline courses. LTimi-nat- e
frills. Sharpen. Shorten. Quicken.

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when he retired from active
coaching. He stayed away from
the courts until 1J52. when, alter
the succession of three coaches in
the interim. Athletic Director
Bernie Shively. persuaded him to
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Languages

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Dentistry

Skip baby teeth. They fall out anyhow.

Amalgamate the classics. Like this:
Hail to thee, blithe spirit
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Yon ain't not h in' but a hounl doj
Smiling the boy fell dead.

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The Grandeur

That Was SGA
Never before in our memory lias the ineffectiveness of the Student Government Association been
more dramatically illustrated than it was Monday
afternoon at Jewell Hall.
There, tluxe of SGA's finest Dick Lehman, Dave
Ravcncraft, and Terry Kucstcr met with a House
Presidents' Council committee and bickered for
more than two hours over the already
issue of later Saturday night hours for
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women.

setting,
And there, aihidst an
whatever vestige of power SGA ever had slowly
ebbed away.
For, the fact of the matter is that most, if not all,
the discussion was totally unnecessary unnecessary
because it concerned the question of whether or not
a poll would be taken of women students as to
their feelings on the later hours proposal.
Ye t, the SGA representatives came to the meeting
Monday armed with a motion approved by the Assembly March 4 stating that the poll would be
taken. And nowhere in that motion can be found
any semblance of a suggestion that the motion had
to be approved by any other campus organization.
The only logical conclusion is that an.SGA resolution is not worth the paper it is written on. If
this. seems liarsluw e.would quote the approved
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"The elections committee of SGA shall conduct
a petition among all women students living in resi-

dence houses at UK for the purpose of discovering
if said women desire late permission, which would
be 1 a.m. on Sunday (Saturday night); that this petition be taken only after a statement from the
Dean of V:omen as to what would happen as- to
extra late permission."
The only possible reason that could be advanced
for not conducting the poll is that the statement
later obtained from Mrs. Holmes concerning late
permission was not as complete as SGA may have
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wished.
lint this question was never raised the SGA representatives who met with Dean Holmes were apparently satisfied with the statement she made at
least satisfied enough that they did not consider it

to abrogate the approved motion
Yet, last Monday, SGA's three representatives
meekly went to the Council and asked if it would
be all right if the poll were taken.
Why, we ask, in the name of any democratic
principles which have ever been established, was
this necessary?
Had SGA taken the poll and it seems to us there
was no alternative and submitted the results to
the Council for consideration, at" least the provisions of the motion would have been satisfied. SGA
would have salvaged some portion of its integrity.
The issue would then have been "Who has authority over whom?" This we have discussed previously
and do not propose to delve into again at the
present.
But the. poll was not taken. Instead, SGA's representatives tit the meeting compromised and by so
doing compromised the entire student body, since
the Assembly, as its representatives so carefully
stressed, are representative of us alb
Perhaps SGA still intends to take the poll. We
from all indications this
don't know-althowould not seem to be the case. But even were the
poll to be taken now, we have our doubts as to its
from Monof the results-judgi- ng
day's experience.
Perhaps we will be accused of haggling too long
over a minute point. But we don't think we are.
Because of instances similar to this, mightier institutions than SGA have crumbled ("For want of a
a battle was lost." Remembei?).
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By its action, SGA has demonstrated it cannot, or
will not, enforce one of its own approved motions.
Where, we ask, does this leave the Assembly?
Perhaps, as in the case of the storied Phoenix, a
greater student government will arise from the
avhe. But it will take tome doing.
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The dismal sentry boxes now posted at

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pu in L u p tl ie e if 0 c u I tics of the campus
nark in? situation. All of us arc acutclv conscious of the
.space problems on campus and are sympathetic with the
harrassment to which the University policemen are without doubt subject.
However, it does seem to me that it would be possible
to explain the problem to campus visitors politely instead of with the authoritarian belligerence so often x
ploitcd. A snarl directed at. a student who repeatedly
tries to slip on campus is at least understandable, but
must a minister be subjected to the same treatment.
(Twice to my knowledge this lias happened.) Can it be
that power corrupts, and a little power corrupts absolutely?
Most of us have learned that rules have a point, but
we need not be jabbed with said point until we blee