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WEDNESDAYKENTUCKY

KERNEL

 

There is a headline to
the right of this

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column everyday.
Even though none of
these have been
headlines, wouldn't
the stories they
follow be worth
cutting out and
putting on the
refrigerator or
sending home?

Gawking construction
worker falls for
sorority girl, suffers
two broken legs.

Tuba player explodes
and disembowels
himself trying to play
too hard.

Fine Arts Department
resorts to making
copies on toilet
paper; gives new
meaning to the term
"sheet music."

Hippie teacher ODs and
fails all students.

Parking Nazis held
hostage; gunmen
demand cars back at
no cost.

UK grad student finds
new ailment,
Freshmen Fatigue
Syndrome. Class
action lawsuit against
UK in the works.

 

Rifle team contracted to
rid campus of pesky
squirrel problem the
old-fashioned way.

Twelve students
arrested for turning
Chemistry lab into
Meth lab.

Black chalkboards found
to cause cancer in
laboratory animals.

Fire alarm pulled In
Kirwan Tower,
collegiate record set:
78 times in one
week.

Girl mugged by another
for designer Capri
pants outside faculty
club.

Senior high school tour
group presumed lost
in Barker Hall; new
tour guide and the
movie Road Trip to
blame.

Engineering student
spontaneously
combusts during
finals week.

-Ron Norton
rail_editor0hotmail.com
E-mails to date — 2

Two e-mails. With a
presumed 100 people
reading this, shooting
for 5 percent in a
week is not asking
too much. Repeat
five times. “I will
write the rail editor."

9
as 19

Thunderstorms for
the next four days. Pack
your umbrellas.

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Parker to play UK basketball

Credit where credit is due: UK signs former North
Carolina recruit after finding grades acceptable after all

Travis Hubbard
ASSISTANT SPORTSDAILY EDITOR

The wishes of IIK fans have been an»
swered. and the dreams of a young basket-
ball player from Charlotte. NC. have been
ensured.

UK Athletics Director Larry Ivy con-
firmed that former University of North
Carolina recruit Jason Parker had eit-
rolled at UK and was cleared to play this
season.

“(’iur reaction is that we are extreiiie-
1y. extremely pleased for the Parker fami-

ly. for Jason and for his mom and dad."
said Ivy. “They have been through quite
an ordeal and obviously as we have found
out. the ordeal was not of their making."

Parker was a partial qualifier and was
not admitted to L’Nt‘. but attended Fork
Union Military Academy to improve his
entrance exam scores and become eligible.
Earlier this month. however. L'NC crushed
his dreams of playing for his home team
by refusing him admission and releasing
him from his commitment.

Fortunately for IIK. the compliance
staff found that Parker took five or six ad-

Villlvt’dl‘l‘t’dlt classes in high school and
was not given \veighted credit by the
NCAA Clearinghouse which would have
given him a high enough gradepoint aver
age to declare him eligible to play last .Ian-
uary.

"(The mistake) was significant enough
to keep him from not being eligible to
play." said Ivy.

Ivy credited the entire staff. especially
Assistant Athletic Director of (‘oinpliance
Sandy Bell. who was responsible for re»
viewing Parker‘s transcripts and finding
the error in his GPA.

"The high school and the clearing-
house were very cooperative iii getting
this taken care of." said Bell, "Everybody
chipped in to make sure that this young
man got credit for what he had earned.”

Ivy said that the decision was a relief

to Parker's family and that he was not
sure what he was going to do.

“They were contemplating going to a
junior college and maybe to try and go pro
after one year there.” said Ivy.

Parker's addition gives the incoming
recruiting class sonic solidification. I'ntil
now the only top recruit that [K had min
was freshman (‘Iitl' lliIWKIIlS. Parker now
gives the (‘ats two freshman high school
:\Il-.»\inericans

"The coaching stall has had some
tough luck with recruiting lately and to
have a positive note like this lifts the spir
its of everyone." said Ivy.

"We're very excited that .lason's going
to live out his dream of playing college
basketball." said Smith. "I'm glad he is get
ting the opportunity to do that at
Kentucky.”

di‘idqinq the digital divide

The tech-savvy student: The use of
technology in the classroom has boomed

By Charlie Bradley
STAFF WRITER

Since the early '90s. the
face of education has changed.

In this age of unbridled
technological innovations. stu
dents are getting more infoi'
mation at a faster rate than
ever before.

Instead of going to the li
brary. students do research on
the Internet. Even paper and
pens are starting to lose
ground to their competitors.
laptops and Palm Pilots.

A recent study by Best
Buy. a technology retail store
.has shown that technology
plays a part in almost every as-
pect of college life.

Since I990. the use of
email to contact family and
friends. the percentage ofclass
es based on the Internet and
the amounts of P("s and lap-
tops brought to college have
risen dramatically

The catalyst for this
change is obviously the Inter
net. which while widely avail
able now. was just gaining
recognition in 1990.

Not only is it more avail
able. but the Internet is cru
cial said Mike \N'achter. a com-
putei~ help desk consultant,

".-\n Internet connection is
pretty vital." he said. “Where
as a couple of years ago you
didn't need much computer re
lated stuff. you can't really do
anything without access to a
computer and the Internet
now.”

This is reflected by the
changes IJK made to accom-
modate students in their uses
of l’(‘s and laptops as tools.

dencc halls were equipped
with high speed cable Internet
connections. certainly a good
move for students.

"I probably use my room
mate‘s laptop to get on the Iii-
ternet two hours a day." said
Kate Sachs. a commuiiications
freshman.

“Actually one of my teach
crs tells us to get on the Inter
net and look for sites every
day. That‘s probably different
from it) years ago." she said.

Educators have also been
affected by this change in tech»
iiology. especially in techno
savvy fields such as engineer-
ing. commuiiications and. ob-
viously. computer science.

The classroom is becom-
ing less and less a place full of
desks and blackboards. and
more a computer lab. or even
a Web-based class.

“(Having the lnterneti
adds a measure of reality to
class.” said Scoobie Ryan. an
assistant in the School of.Iour»
nalisni.

"I’ive years ago there was a
fear of technology. Now students
aren't as afraid because they see
(‘t )Illplllt‘l‘S as appliances."

Brent Payne. a computer
science senior. has noticed a
change. even from when he ar~
rived at l'K.

"People hilV‘.‘ computers
that don't really need them."
he said.

“(‘oiiiputers are going to
be more and more important.
so that‘s good. Even though
people don‘t have to use them
now. they will in the very near
future.“

New brand. Ologi, is launch-
ing the first timepiece of
its kind. Symbologl fea-
tures eight functions,
including a modern-day

. decision maker,
anniversary

reminder and alarm.
Symbologi will be
available on line and

In stores.

Sony Electronics announced the first ever
CD Recordable (CD-R) based digital
still camera, the Mavica(R) MVC-
CDIOOO. The new Mavica camera
uses a high-capacity 156MB,

3 1/2-inch CD-R in an easy-to-

use camera for Americans who

use the 260 million CD or

CD-R drives with their PCs,

and even those who don't. The
Mavlca NVC-CDIOOO ships with
five one-time write able CD-R's
and will be available in this fall

for about $1,300.

Your rearview mirror can now help you get

directions when you're lost, call for emergency
services or diagnose engine problems. The new

Barely bigger than two inch-
es square, the RDIOOO RCA
mp3 player is a tiny but
powerful audio device that
lets you organize your
favorite music and carry it
along wherever you go. This
miniature music marvel
features a USB connection
for fast music downloads. a
built-In preset equalizer,
and includes stylish back-
phones for personal
listening pleasure.

mirror by Gentex Corporation contains the sys-

tem Interface for Onstarfli), the in-vehicle
safety, security and

information service

that uses Global

Positioning System

satellite technology

and wireless com-

munication to link

the driver and

vehicle to a 24-hour

operator network. Gentex is cur-

rently shipping OnStar automatic-dimming

As of last year all resi-

MAKLAJDJEEERENLE

rearview mirrors for 14 General Motors models.

ape crisis center seeking volunteers for fall

Help someone: Volunteers needed for continuous
coverage of a 24-hour crisis line and to support victims

By Hillary Cromer

SENIOR STAFF WRITER

The only thing worse than rape is
when victims do not get the support
they need.

The Bluegrass Rape (‘risis (‘enter is in
need of volunteers for this year to ensure
continuous coverage of its Lil-hour
crisis line.

Jennifer Ilancock. the education and
counseling coordinator at the center. said
that the volunteers gain a sense of fulfill-
inent when they counsel rape victims.

“You tend to feel committed to them."

she said. “It‘s really handson in

a direct way."

Deanna Simpson. a volunteer at BRCC
and a [*K graduate student in counseling.
said that people who volunteer at the cen-
ter are still able to have a social life. Vol
unteers are able to answer the crisis line
in their own homes via call-forwarding.

“You can do the laundry while volun
tcering." Simpson said.

Volunteers answer the, Zlhour crisis
line and provide support to victims and
families. Volunteers also meet the victims
at local emergency rooms and police sta-
tions for medical advocacy.

“I've actually been the only one in the

room before when a victim was giving the
report to the police." Simpson said.

The BR(T(‘ has had a shortage of vol-
unteers since spring. Because school is
back in session. the center's busiest time
is the fall.

It‘s important for the volunteers to be
calm because. they will have to deal with
victims who are going through many
emotions. Simpson said.

Hancock said volunteers need to be
nonjudgmcntal. compassionate and open
to working with diverse backgrounds.

Although the location of IlR(‘(‘ is kept
confidential. Hancock said that it is close
to campus for interested students.

Training begins Sept 15 and coiitiii
ues until the end ofthe month. Iiuring the
training. volunteers will learn how to
handle rape trauma syndrome and crisis

counseling. and will take a tour of the I'K
Medical (‘enter‘s Emergency Room.

The new volunteers train for a total of
24 hours,

Although it is policy that men cannot
answer the hotline. men are still encour»
aged to volunteer as they can staff infor-
mation tables at local health fairs

“It's really neat when you feel like
you‘ve helped.“ Simpson said. "This per-
son could he anonymous. btit they know
that you care. and you do."

Bluegrass Rape Crisis Center

If you would like to be a volunteer call
253-2615. If you are a victim of rape and need
help call 253-2511.

 

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.ALLIHENEWSIHAT FITS

The Low-down

“He loved
hoopla.
and the
statue is

gor-
geoiis.”
- Joyce
Randolph. who

played Trixie on
"The

Honeymooners."
to reporters yes

terday as an 8‘

foot bronze stat-

ue of Jackie
Gleason (as bus
driver Ralph
Kramden) was
unveiled at New
York's Port
Authority
terminal.

Judge: LAPD can be sued

LUS ANtll‘IlmIS The city‘s police depart
iiieiit can be sued under federal racketeering
laws by people who claim corrupt officers from
ilie Rampart station violated their civil rights, a

judge has ruled. The ruling. reported in yesterr

day 's l.os \ngeles 'i‘imes. could make the l.os An-
geles l’oiice liepai‘tiiient the tirst in the nation to
itt' sueii .l\ .t racketeering enterprise. The move
also could increase the t‘il\ ‘s estimated liability
of Sioo iiiiiiioii for police corruption cases. since
the federal Racketeer influenced and Corrupt ()r~
gaiii/atioiis \ct allows damages to be tripled.

Suspected scientist may go free soon

.\l,iil'tJl'lClx‘tJl‘lC. \' .\l l’iretl l.os .-\lamos
National 1,;ilioi'aioi‘y Wen Ho Lee
slioiilti lie ti ee on it‘tll in l’ritlav. a it‘tlt‘l'lll ‘illtlg'i'
mini today \ prowcaioi' said the govei'iniient is
bio-iv to .ippial 'l'li: iiittge ordered the govern-
ment to complete its search of Lee's home and ti
nail/i conditions tor his release on Si million
bail by l’ritl'o Lee. tilt. ll.i\ been iailetl since his
arrest last liec in on (iii counts alleging he trans-
ferred l’i‘\li'|"ii'll iiftl'i to iizisecni'e coiiipiitei's and
tape .it the lab

st‘ii‘tttisl

Firestone admits tire mislabeling

\ASl l\'ll,l.l{. 'l'eiiti Some liriilgt-stone
:tziil l‘irestoiie tires supplied to Ford lll
\‘eiie/iicla llili not ii.i\e .i i~\'liiii layer e\en
though they had been labeled as having that
safety feature. the lit“ maker said. .\ l’ot'tl
spokesman _\»-stei'ti:i\ (ii\|itllt'ti part ot‘the tire
company’s explanation. say mg the automaker
ll.iil .tskwi tor the s.il'et\ te itiii'c years earlier
thin lil'ltl.li‘\'litlli‘ Firestone started producing it
\. it"’lll‘l(lll itllltiti"lli‘\ are if':\‘i‘stl!tlllil;1 the
iii'“\ .1‘ connection with H: itcitli-iits and are e\
peered to subtittt a report to the country's (lliltl‘
lli‘\' .‘eiiei'al 'liat couiii l:';lti to lilies or criminal
Ili‘“ maker and Ford.

:mwvi iitioii against iii»-

U.S. denies visa to Cuban diplomat

‘.\'.\.\‘lll.\'(i'l'l i,\ The Clinton administra
'iori iris denied '1 visa to the president ot t‘iiba’s
\‘iii-il‘itll Assembly. preteniing him from attend
in; i"; iiitcriiaiioiiai c ‘ilit‘l't‘flt'i oi parliamentari
\i’X‘. \Itii'lx'. I‘Air ll \ iiilit'lnls \(iltl \‘t’slt‘l'
ila\ iiii two .isseiiilili tlepiiiies Will be permitted
to attend on conterence 'i‘he (\llliilll denied a
y lNl. Ricardo .\l.ii‘t‘ttil. said last week in Havana
that he had suiiinitii-ti an application a month
igo and was to hate taken a flight Friday to at
tend the l‘oiirda}. meeting of the international
l‘arizaiiientai'y l'iiion. which opens today,

‘ .
.tlm ll.

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WHIPPED THE
TIGER:

Sergio Garcia,
19, finally found
the secret to
beating Tiger
Woods- play
him at night.
Garcia out-
played Woods
under the lights
Monday night,
upsetting the
world's best
player l-up. The
win in the event
won't show up
on any official
lists, but it was
worth $1.1 mil-
lion and a ton
of pride for
Garcia.

THE FOOL ON
THE HILL
Cristin Joyce
Keleher, 27,
was arrested at
the home

of ex-Beatle
George Harrison
while eating a
frozen pizza
and doing

her laundry.
She was given
one year of pro-
bation after
pleading no
contest.
Keleher stated
that she was
feeling sick and
was seeking
shelter from
the rain.

 

 

 

Pope gives transplant guidelines

ROME ~ Calling organ donation “an act of
love.“ Pope John Paul ll sought yesterday to es.
tablish guidelines for rapid letcentury ad-
vances in organ transplants - including condemn-
ing human cloning as morally unacceptable. The
80year-old pontiff left his summer retreat at Cas-
tel Gandolfo outside Rome to speak before an in-
ternational gathering of 5,000 transplant special-
ists. a gesture that underscored how important
he considers the subject.

Consumer confidence dips in August

NEW YORK Consumer confidence levels
dipped slightly in August. but not enough to cool
Ainericans’ enthusiasm for big-ticket purchases
like automobiles and refrigerators. a report said
yesterday. The Conference Board said its Con-
sumer Confidence index now stands at 141.1,
down from a revised 143.0 in July and well below
the record level of 144.7 measured in January
and May. Although respondents expressed some
concerns about the job market. a higher percent-
age than last month said they planned to buy
cars. homes and go on vacation in the next six
months,

Ramseys questioning comes to end
A'l‘liANTA John and Patsy Ramsey
wrapped up two days ofquestioning from author.
ities investigating their daughter‘s death. and
their attorney called on police to clear the couple
as suspects. The Ramsey's said they had cooperat-
ed fully and gave the police other leads on who
might have killed 6-year-old beauty queen Jon-
lienet. Attorney 1.. Lin Wood said the Ramsey's
refused to answer questions from the Boulder.
Colo. investigators about forensic evidence be-
cause they did not have results of the tests per-
formed by police.

Kuerten ousted at us. Open

NEW YORK Qualifier Wayne Arthur's.
best known as a doubles specialist. pulled off the
tirst big upset of the US. Open on 'l‘uesday when
he knocked off second-seeded (liistavo Kuerten 4-
o. 6-3. To (4). 7-76 (1). Arthur‘s pounded out 26 aces.
the final one a hit-mph blazer on match point.
Lindsay Davenport. seeded second in the
women's singles. had no such problems reaching
the second round, She began her bid to regain the
title she won in 1998 by thoroughly crushing
tiala Leon (larcia of Spain. who matched her
.>\merican the only in the number of rackets she
carried in her bag, Davenport. needed only 18
niniites to take the first set and 14 minutes to
complete the (it). til victory

Compiled from wire reports.

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Ragland indicted

LEXINGTON. Ky. (AP)
The man accused of killing
former University of Ken-
tticky football player Trent
DiGiuro was indicted Tuesday
on one count of murder.

Shane Ragland was ar-
rested July 14 and charged in
connection with l')i(}iuro‘s
shooting death six years earli-
er. DiGiuro was struck by a
single bullet from a high-pow-
ered rifle as he sat on the
porch of his home near cam-
pus on Jilly 17. 1994.

Ragland‘s arraignment
was set for Friday in Fayette
Circuit Court. Ragland. 27. re
mained free on a 81 million
cash bond posted by his fa-
ther. Jerry Ragland.

Police were stymied by

the murder for nearly six
years. But according to court
records. investigators were
led to Ragland when a former
girlfriend told police he con-
fessed to her that he killed
DiGiuro.

According to the woman's
statement, Ragland lived a few
doors down from DiGiuro at
the time of the shooting. He
told her he observed a party
going on at DiGiuro's house
that night. took his rifle and
put it in some type of bag.
then rode a bicycle to an area
across the street from
DiGiuro's home.

Ragland then told her that
he shot DiGiuro in the head
while he sat on his front porch.
according to the records.

 

 

 

Presidential Search Committee Meeting

At 4:15 pm there will be a forum for faculty, staff and adminstrators at
the Worsham Theatre. Faculty and staff may also attend the town meeting at
7:00 pm. at the Norsworthy Auditorium. located on Main Street in the
Lexington Fayette Board of Education Building.

This will be the last forum for all Lexington residents to attend. There
will be two additional student forums for UK students next week.

For more information see www.uky.edu. Link to Presidential Search.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Local band's music echoes

 

By Christina Caravello

con—iRIBUiinc_ WRITER

Their music was born ot' a changing tore."
Lexington and their response to those

But it you weren‘t here in With to see
the changes that a local band noted. you
can still listen to their \'lt‘\\' points on the
band's new album The (Iiiosr of iii/l Harv
but.

Band mates Miriam Davidson and
Kiya Heartwood met in 199.3. One thing led
to another and before they knew it. they
had started a band. Heartwood is best
known as the founder ot‘ the band Stealin'
Horses.

Wishing (‘hair‘s third album. The
Ghost of Hill Harbut. was inspired by
"watching Lexington get eaten by gritty

deyeloiiers."
members.

"Lexington had li.\ ow: I Ilia:
I)ayidson said
or so the whole char; it It i st iiti ii to k l iiiue l’l"~‘~‘ it

when houses and slltiiiiilll; centers were

deyeloped.”

the changes of Lexington

 

Down to earth: Folk music group plans to tour the East
Coast to support their latest album, The Ghost of Will Harbut no.” W on that musii

accordine to both band

And their belieis ring true in the lyrics
of the title track.
"They are selling the bluegrass. i

Local music group
Wishing Chair will
play tonight at 9
p.m. at Lynagh's,
located on the cor-
ner ot Woodland
and Euclid Avenues.
Tickets cost $5.

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“\\'e an Ioois rock or pop folk. but we
{llt‘ dei initi- l_\ an .-\inerican band." Heart
wood s iid.

JI‘lilllis lll\t ( i i/\ Horse and (reedeiice
(‘ieai‘waii-i' Rex irai They also belieye that
Ill music has good qualities and that all
types or Int: \lt‘ h: n e things in common.

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" llvai l\\(II' Id s iiil

Ill“ ll'llll" \\ hillliL‘ i‘liair comes limit] a
rock liil'iiilliliiil in Northern lrelaiid where
it is \(lltl that it you sit and make a wish.
your dreams \i_ ii] come true. Wishing
hp (”hair's 'l'lie ti’iosi «It 'iI't/l Harbin has been

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since 19%. They haye toured around the
L'nited States and (‘anada and will appear
at the Edge of the (‘ampt’ire Series at (‘lub
l’assim in Boston this fall.

They describe their music as crunchy. . _
folk rock with elements oi‘eyery ililiiL’ i‘roin i“ liwi’ lite then we have made a
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