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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY.

VOL. XXVII

MOORE, WIIALEN
HONORED

Seniors

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MAY

Acclaimed

For "Meritorious Service
To University"

Alpha Tau Omepa, Delia Zeta
Named Victors In Float
Competition

Headline Types

Sullivan Medallions for prominence In scholastic work, leadership,
activities were
and
presented to Ike M. Moore and
Dorothy Whalen at a convocation
Friday In connection with SuKy's
celebration of May Day.
Pres. Frank L. McVey gave the
medals to the students for "meri
torious service to the- University
during their college careers" before
a large audience In Memorial hall.
Talking on the importance of stu
dents' proper attitude toward one
another. President McVey expressed
a hope that the new Student Union
building might prove a manifestation of student attitude and urged
the students to make profitable use
of the building.
Moore and Miss Whalen are stu
dents in the College of Arts and
Sciences. Moore is a member of
Delta Tau Delta, social fraternity:
Phi Beta Kappa; Scabbard and
Blade; Alpha Delta Sigma; Oml- extra-curricu- lar

Senate Approves

New Curriculum

For Engineers

A new curriculum leading to degrees In the College of Engineering was presented to and confirmed
by the University Senate at a meeting late yesterday in Room 111, McVey hall. This curricula, which Inand
cludes some new courses
changes In courses, was made In
order to concentrate some of the
practical work in engineering during summer terms.
According to the approved outline, at least one summer term will
be required In each engineering curriculum to occur, normally, between the sophomore and Junior
years, the type of summer work to
be governed by the courses being
undertaken by the student.
For students studying electrical,
mechanical and metallurgical engineering, the summer term will consist of laboratory work, and for
students taking architectural, civil,
and mining engineering, the work
will be carried on at Camp Robinson In Noble, Breathitt county, Ky.
Also Included in the new curriculum are options in two courses,
civil engineering and mining engineering, which will allow a student to chose his particular Interest
In that general field.
Course changes, effecting other
colleges, which will become effective
also
during the next school-yea- r,
were approved at the senate meeting, the last of the year.

CORDON IS SELECTED
NEW KEYS PRESIDENT

Downingmen'H Win Soothes
Basketball Wound Inflicted
Last Winter By
Notre Dame

The Kernel Will
Experiment With

MORTAR
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Tennis Team Recoils
From Michigan Loss
To Bounce Irish, 6-- 3

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ber of Cwens.
Two senior honoraries. Lamp and
Cross and Mortar Board, conduct
ed their annual pledging ceremonies at the convocation.
Crowning of Dorothy Nichols as
queen was the high point of the
afternoon's program. Miss Nichols
was crowned with appropriate ceremonies following SuKy's annual pa
rade. More than 2,000 persons
watched the coronation ceremonies.
Miss Nichols" ccjirt was made up of
Helen Farmer, maid of honor, and
Irene Sparks, Eleanor Randolph. y,
Susan Anderson, and Emily Quig-leattendants. Virginia Murray
Tilton and Prillla McVey, granddaughters of President McVey, act
ed as flower gins.
Loving cups for outstanding floats
in the parade were awarded to Delta Zeta sorority and Alpha Tau
Omega fraternity. Honorable men
tion was given to the cm omega
and Kappa Kappa Gamma sorori
ties and the Pi Kappa Aipna ana
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternities. The
floats were judged by Dan M. Bow-mLexington Leader; Clint Cleve
land, Lexington Herald, and Gerald Griffin, Courier-Journ- al.

HENRY CLAY HIGH SCHOOL

NEW SERIES NO.

F7," rn 'AS CHI OMEGA DOROTHY NICHOLS WAS CROWNED MAY QUEEN

cron Delta Kappa; and Pershing
Rifles and the former Is the former
business manager of The Kernel
Miss Whalen is a member of Kappa
Delta, social sorority; Phi Beta Kap
pa: president of the University Y.
W. C. A.; a member of Mortar
Board. Theta Sigma Phi, Chi Delta
Phi, Kappa Delta Pi. Ouignol play
ers, Pitkin club. Woman's Adminis
trative council and a former mem'

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and for the remainder of the
semester. The Kernel will experiment with different kinds
of headlines.
Utilizing various families of
type of different measure, it
is the object to make The
Kernel more legible and more
attractive to the readers.
In this issue the main heads
are being printed in 24 point
century boldface condensed
type.
Editors will be pleased to
record students' reaction In
this experiment.
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MICHIGAN STATERS
AGAIN DEFEAT UKY
University Of Louisville Plays
Locals On Campus
Courts Today
Displaying a return to top form,
the Wildcat tennis team defeated
a strong net squad from Notre
Dame Saturday afternoon on the
University courts, by the convincing margin of
This victory followed close on the heels of a defeat at the hands of Michigan State,
administered to the 'Cats on the
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Courtesy Lexington Leader

Reading from left to right are: attendants Eleanor Randolph, Kappa Delta; Irene Sparks, Kappa Delta; Maid of Honor Helen Farmer, Alpha Gamma Delta; Queen of the May Dorothy Nichols, Chi Omega; Attendants Susan Anderson, Delta Delta Delta; and Emily
Quigley, Chi Omega. IMctured in the foreground are train bearers Prlcilla McVey and Virginia Tlton, only one of whom was caught by
the camera.

Mary Louise McKenna To Give
Scholarship Recital Tomorrow
Lexington Soprano To Offer
Recital At Henry Clay; Proceeds Go Towards More
Musical Training

heard in a recital under the

UKy Band Winner
In Music Festival

Headed by drum majors Berkley
Benneson and Bruce Sullivan and
James Gordon, a member of Sig- sponsor Betty Bakhaus. the 90- ma Nu social fraternity, has been plece "Best Band in Dixie" won the
elected president of Keys, sopho- third annual Derby award for the
more honorary fraternity: C. P. best marching and playing band In
the festival parade at Louisville.
Johnson, Lambda Chi,
The
and J. Arnold Barbeau, Alpha part parade Is held each year as
of the celebration of Derby
Sigma Phi, secretary-treasure- r,
It
week in Louisville.
was announced yesterday.
John Lewis, director of the band,
New initiates of the organization
are: Freelon Hunter, Kappa Sigma; was presented with an engraved
Bob Shaw, Trlnugle; John Kerr, trophy for his group's performances.
Delta Chi; John Boles, Phi Kappa
Tau: Robert Rawlins, Sigma Chi; Pl'KDl'E AG STl'DENTS VISIT
Alpha Gamma
Lewis Clarkson,
The College of Agriculture was
Rho; Robert Nickerson, Alpha Tau
Omega; George Scott, Delta Tau host to 25 students and 3 Instructors
Delta; Carl Kelley, Phi Sigma Kap- from Purdue university over the
week-enpa; Marshall Guthrie, Pi Kappa AlThe Block and Bridle
pha; John Hunsaker, Sigma Phi club entertained the visitors with
a smoker Thursday night and Fri
Epsilon; John Tuttle, Kappa Alpha;
day the guests visited various horse
and Frank Roberts, Sigma Alpha
fpoiloiL
farms In the Blui'gmst.
d.

new listening centers in
eastern Kentucky will be added to
the Universitys chain through the
work of the national youth administration, it was announced Saturday.
A system supervisor will be appointed for the eight groups to
work under the direction of French
NYA head,
Maggard,
Paintsville, and E. G. Sulzer, director of radio work at the University.
The system supervisor will spend
one week in each of the eight centers, returning to the center for a
week's stay every two months. Listening clubs will be formed to hear
broadcasts on current events,
-teacher
work, health, music
appreciation, and other subjects.
Corcia Whitaker, formerly teacher in the University's listening center at Cordia, Knott county, will be
the first supervisor. She will form
listening groups at Wooton, Leslie
county; Cordia and Bolyn, Knott
county; Gander, Letcher county;
Foraker, Magoffin county; Houston,
Breathitt county; and two others
to be selected later.
The University now has listening centers in Knott, Letcher, Leslie, Breathitt, Owsley, Harlan, Magoffin, Wolfe, Estill, Floyd and Martin counties.
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RAIN CURTAINS
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SEASON

Weather Washes Out Coach
Striplin's First But
Triumphal Year

One of the most successful seasons in recent years was completed
by Coach C. A. Striplin's Wildcat
thinlies Saturday, when their meet
with Hanover University, to have
been held at Hanover, Ind., was
cancelled because of adverse weather conditions.
The 'Cat thinlies
won the other three meets on their
schedule, two of them by fairly
large margins.
The season was opened with the
Vanderbllt meet, which the Wildcats
were lucky to win by the scant mar
gin of one point. In this meet Dave
e,
Rogan ran in the mile,
rd
runs, win
and
ning all except the 440, In which
he was barely nosed out by a Van- dy man.
Postponed because of a wet track,
the Berea meet came a half week
late for the 'Cats, and they came
through in fine style to trim the
beards of the Mountaineers,
2.
The Berea thinlies were weak in
field events, and the added impetus of the Kentucky runners pushed
the score up to the total.
Tennessee was the next victim of
the Wildcats, and went down before
a Kentucky onslaught that ended
only when the final score read
5,
with Tennessee on the bottom.
One of the most colorful men of
recent Kentucky track history will
leave the 'Cat cinder path when
Ben Willis, captain of the 'Cat
team, graduates this June. Others
who will graduate this year are Bob
Pritchard, Stan Nevers, and Ralph
Carlisle, all of whom are not only
track stars, but luminaries of the
Kentucky football and basketball
worlds.
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Keeping their home record clean
of defeats, the University golf team
demolished the Eastern State fair
way followers 17H to V4 in a match
played yesterday afternoon on the
Ashland golf course. Last Thurs
day the Wildcats gained revenge
irom me university or Tennessee
for a defeat handed them earlier in
the season by vanquishing the Vols

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Engineer Plans
Sent To Officials

Clubs

Co-Spons- or

Annual Garden Day

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To Induct Eleven

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All of the Kentucky par seekers
are Improving and will be favored cinnati to meet the netters from
the University of Cincinnati.
A triumphant Pershing Rifles unit to win the Kentucky State Inter
The results of the Notre Dame
collegiate golf meet which will be
returned Sunday from Champaign, held in Louisville on Friday and match are as follows:
SINGLES
111., bringing with it awards for first
Saturday of this week. The Wild No. I Donahue (K) defeated Ftlloa (ND)
64.
place in the brigade drill, first regi- cats have held the state crown for No.4, 3
Evine (K) defeated Arnold (ND)
mental drill, and the individual drill the past two years and should have 2,
year.
competitions held Friday and Sat- little trouble retaining It this come (ND? l3glbJrdt ,K) de,et1 Oresory
Their chief opposition will
ND defeated Montgomery
urday at the University of Illinois. from Center College, University of
rtl K.uln
NO. 5 Wolf (KTii AfitmtmA
It was the sixth consecutive year Louisville, and Eastern State.
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The 'Cats final match of the sea 6
of victory for the organization in
No.
son will be played with the Eastern 02, 6 Simon (ND) defeated WIsner (K)
the brigade drill contest, and the team in Richmond next Monday
DOUBLES
third year of supremacy in the in- afternoon.
No. 1 Donohue and Evana (K)
beat Fal-

dividual drill matches. William N.
Boaz, sophomore in the College of
Engineering, captured the honors
for Kentucky in the latter contest.
With a score of 98 M: points out of
a possible 100 in the brigade drill
Kentucky took first
competition,
place, and the University of Illinois
unit, scoring 97 points out of a
possible 100, won second place. Ohio
State University's unit placed third
in this division.
Kentucky competed against six
crack units from other universities
and colleges Friday night in the
brigade and regimental drills, and
Confederate
the staged
Squad
an exhibition drill.
Following the double victory, the
local unit was presented with two
silver loving cups by W. M.
director of advertising of
the Chicago American, who made
the presentation for Publisher William Randolph Hearst.
On Saturday,
the regimental
New Unit Will Re Similar rifle matches, theinlocal unit placed
To Completed South
sixth. Awards for these two contests were presented Saturday night
Section
at a banquet, followed by a dance,
meetPlans for the completing section which concluded the two-da- y
of the engineering quadrangle were ing.
mailed westerday to PWA officials
in Louisville, according to Elcan
Farris, construction engineer.
The proposed unit, which will
cost approximately $85,000, will be
similar to the recently completed Roundtable
By
Discussion
south unit. An arched passageway
Siebenthaler Highlight
will lead through the ground floor
Of Program
and into a landscaped court.
rooms,
Classrooms,
conference
Flower lovers of Kentucky will
small laboratories, and the engineer's wireless telegraphy station gather at the University Tuesday,
18, for the ninth annual Oar-de- n
will occupy the second floor of the May
Day
structure, while the first floor will University under the auspices of the
Bontanlcal garden, the
house mechanical and electrical labGarden club of Lexington, and the
oratories.
Fayette Rose and Garden club.
Construction will start as soon as
The highlight of the day's
the work of razing the old electrical
will be a roundtable discussion
laboratory Is completed.
to be conducted by George Siebenthaler, Dayton, O.. landscape architect, and three 15 minute demonstrations by Profs. N. R. Elliott, C.
S. Waitman, and A. J. Olney, all of
the University.
Luncheon will be served the garEleven new members of Strollers
will be honored at a banquet at 6:30 deners in the Commons, and will be
o'clock Thursday, May 13, at the followed by an address by Mr.
The luncheon is being
Betty Beck Inn on East High street.
The final meeting of the year will arranged by a committee from the
be held Tuesday, May 11, at 4 p. m. University garden club consisting of
in Room 203, Administration build- Mrs. Russell Hunt, chairman,
ing. The new mcmbt-rare urged Mrs. Erza Gillls, and Mrs. Wuylund
Hhoiits.
to be present.
Following the luncheon the memAt the banquet certificates of
membership will be awarded to Jean bers of the Fayette Rose and GarAnn Overstreet, Nancy Todd, Jumes den club will be the hostesses on a
Charlotte Sanders, Garth House, tour through the bontanlcal garden.
The visitors will be entertained
Mary Louise Dixon, Power Pritchard, Martha Chuuvet, Joy Moore, with a tea at Maxwell Place, followHuttie Richie, Thomas Ledridge, ing the visit to the bontanlcal
and Cliff Shaw.

Strollers Plan

again.

At Champaign

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Avenge Early
Tennessee Defeat

MVi-Vi-

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The play of Jack Mohney was the
outstanding feature of both matches. Against the Vols he shot a 76
for low score and
Contest a 75 to carry away yesterday he had
low man honors

Eight Radio Centers Added
Unit Wins Brigade
In Eastern Kentucky
For Sixth Straight Year
With NYA Aid

VOCALIST

Mary Louise McKenna, University sophomore singing star, will be
pices of the Musical Scholarship as
sociation of Lexington at 8 o'clock
Wednesday night in the Henry Clay
high school auditorium.
Miss McKenna will sing a group of light
opera numbers.
The proceeds of the recital will
be used to give Miss McKenna a
year's course at some nationally
known school of music.
Miss McKenna is heard regularly
from the University studios. She
has been singing publicly since she
was eight years old. Following an
audition In New York last year,
Madame Marie Gay Zentello, teacher of Nino Martini and Lily Pons,
said of Miss McKenna : "Let me say
to you that Miss McKenna possesses a dramatic soprano voice of
superlative quality. The voice has
great power, splendid range and
wonderful timbre; rich in vibration and of exceptional beauty."
Paul Mclntyre, violinist, and Alice
Robertson, pianist, both well known
Central Kentucky musicians, will
accompany Miss McKenna on the
program. The University staff orchestra, directed by Elmer Sulzer.
will accompany Miss McKenna in
some of the numbers.
Miss McKenna will sing three se
lections, "Ah, Je Veux Vivre, ' from
Romeo and Juliet" by Gounod;
Connals Tu Le Pays?" from "Mig- non by Thomas, ana Musettas
valse songs "As Thro' the Street"
from "La Baheme," by Puccini.
This will be followed by three selections by Mr. Mclntyre.
Miss McKenna will conclude the
first half of the program singing
"Mountains" by Rasback, "Let My
Song Fill Your Heart," by Edwards,
and "Happy Song" by del Riego.
Following the intermission Miss
by Miss
McKenna, accompanied
Robertson, will sing "Reflections In
the Water," by Debussy. Accompanied by the orchestra she will
conclude the recital with "Ah, Sweet
Mystery of Life" and "Will You Remember?"

Pershing Riflemen
TO BE EXTENDED Return Victorious
With Three Firsts
POSTS

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preceding day.
The Irish presented a strong aggregation of netmen and managed
to snare three of the singles
matches, leaving the ultimate score
to the doubles titles, all three of
which were taken by the 'Cats.
The victory was In the nature of
a revenge for the defeat handed the
Kentucky basketeers by Notre Dame
earlier this year. It is also the second successive victory over a Notre
Dame tennis squad by the Wildcat
aggregation, as they defeated the
Irish at South Bend last year by
the score of
Much improvement was shown by
individual players on the Wildcat
squad over the playing In previous
matches this year. Bobby Evans,
who has been raised to the No. 2
position, won his singles matches
handily, as did Phil Englebardt.
Warfield Donohue, No. 1 man, had
more trouble with his opponent, but
came out on top.
The net squad from the University of Louisville will oppose the
Wildcats on the University courts
this afternoon, in a match which is
scheduled to start
9 nvwt
This match will be the first of three
tnis week for the 'Cats, as they
meet Wayne University, from Detroit, on the University courts Friday, and Saturday travel to Cin-

Summary of yesterday's dual meet lon and Gregory indi
,nd E"f'brdt
as follows: Mohney (K) defeated 2,.J W'i" Simon (NDt
Rawlings (E), 3 to 0; Adams K) KHri.?0."!.
Arnold (ND)
defeated Neal (E), 3 to 0; Smith
(K) defeated Robinson (E), 2'i to
Thaston (K) defeated Lightner
(E), 3 to 0; Mohney and Adams (K)
defeated Rawlings and Adams (E),
3 to 0; Smith and Thaxton (K) defeated Robinson and Lightner (E),
3 to 0.

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Place. Special initiation
ceremonies and election of officers for next year will take
place. It is imperative that all
members be present.

London, a
Reynolds Watkins,
member of Sigma Nu social fraternity, was elected president of the A. There will he nn mmtlnii nf iha
W.
Interfraternity Council for the retiring S. Council Wednesday. All
1937-3- 8
school-yeat a dinner bers of and newlv elrtjri mem
the Council are asked to
meeting of the group last night at
meet at 4 p. m. in the Women's
the Sigma Chi fraternity house.
building Thursday before leaving
Other officers selected were: for Miss Blanding's home.
Kenneth Downing, Lexington, a
member of Alpha Sigma Phi
The A. W. S.
John Mor tively scheduled Installation t.nta.
for Monday night,
gan, Madisonville, Lambda Chi Alhas been postponed Indefinitely.
pha, secretary, and Raymond T.
Lathrem. Stamping Ground, Phi
All members of the W A A. are
Sigma Kappa, treasurer.
urged to vote in the election nf
A financial report covering the
new officers to be held from 10
monetary conditions of all fraternities on the campus is being started a. m. until 4 p. m. today in the
by the organization and the sum- office of Miss Rebecca Averill.
mary will be posted In Dean T. T.
A Joint meeting of the Y. M. C.
Jones' office upon completion hi
A. and V. W. C. A. cabinets will be
September, 1937, it was announced.
Scholastic standings of all fra held at 7 o'clock tonight in the
ternities were approved at the home of Bart Peak, secretary of
meeting last night, and plans were the Y. M. C. A. This informal meetmade for s business meeting to be ing is planned for the purpose of
held at 7 o'clock Monday night In acquainting the
cab-tnd
the Sigma Nu fraternity house.
with their duUea and with
Watkins, leader of the Indepen each other.
dent political combine, also is a
member of Lances, and the execuSlirma. PI Rtrma.'a n(rntr
tive committee of Pan-Po- ll
t Ikon. was postponed last week. U1 be
Morgan Is a member of Keys, and ne.a weanesaay
aitarnoon at tn
is assistant business manager of the reservoir. The party will leave Irom
Downing is a mem- the Physics building at 4 p. m.
Kentucklan.
ber of the advanced military science
a
corps. Lathrem is managing ediAll NYA time sheets that were
tor of The Kernel, a member of
not turned in yesterday should be
Gulgnol and Strollers, and is
taken today to the offices of Dean
of the "K" book.
T. T. Jones or Dean Sarah Bland
Ing. It Is Important that these time
BEAl'MOXT TO ADDKKSS
sheets be turned In lmmdiately.
a
Dr. Henri Beaumont, associate
A
club picnic will be held at
professor of psychology, will deliver a commencement address on 5 p. m. Friday, May 14. Those exMay 21 at Bandy Hook high school. pecting to attend are requested to
meet at Shelby house on Muxwel-to- n
Court and hike to the ExperiDEAN HOLM
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Friday camera club will be held at 7:30
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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
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Belliphobia

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variety, the students arc not quietly dignified; they arc ancsthetird.
The final source of student seriousness is subsidized sheepskin, a delusion common to this
In this case, the student is overcivilization.
come by the fart that the course, although he
hasn't the slightest interest in it, is somehow
connected with his life work. Perhaps the
course is taken only for the units, which in turn
mean graduation, which suposcdIy means a
better job. In the final analysis, this is neither
dignity nor rcsjiect it is sheer stupidity, and
there is plenty of it around here. Daily

pertaining to their at
titude toward war and their attitude toward
military training. Out of 3100 students only 62
were interested enough to indicate their stands
on problems concerning action as vital as what
part they would play in the next war, if any, involving the United States.
In the Attitude Toward War trio, three students stated they would support the U. S. government in any war it may conduct; 43 stated
they would fight only in case the United States
is invaded; and 14 insisted they would not support any war the U. S. might conduct.
One voted for the second by stipulating he
would fight only in case the U. S. was invaded,
"except in case of concerted police action among
nations to protect a nation that has been at'
tacked." changed the third to "I hope I will
Another
not fight in any war which the United States
might conduct."
Evidence of peaceful inclinations is prevalent
in that poll. Only three students avowed a
completely chauvinistic attitude toward any
form of American aggression. This indicates
that peace propaganda has won over a consider-blpersons.
number of service-agThe Attifude Toward Military Training questions was disclosed in the following: Eleven favored compulsory R. O. T. C, 35 favored optional R. O. T. C., and 16 opposed any form of
military training in colleges and universities.
Again the peace supporters have registered a
win. Only 18 per cent of the voters approved
the type of training enforced here at the Univerl-

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increase.

By HARRY WILLIAMS
Those ATO's came through with the winning float
in the May Day parade. Their "Man in a bathtub"
seemed to captivate every observer. As a matter of
fact, we understand that several members of the
fairer sex suffered strained neck muscles In trying to
ascertain whether or not It was an Infringement on
the rights of Gypsy Rose Lee. He was wearing blue

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Respect
The girls in the Institutional Cooking class made
week led a reporter on
the following statement when Interviewed about the
The Californian staff
many banquets they prepare: "All cooking and no
to Dr. Mathurin Dondo, professor of French. pay make work a dull Joy."
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Said Mr. Dondo:
"Respect for professors is the outstanding
Students majoring in Commonology will be pleased
characteristic of University students. . .the stu- to know that the University Is thinking about imdents are always ready to be amused, but the proving the equipment, thereby offering better faprofessor has to give them the opportunity and cilities for learning.
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occasion to make them lose their dignity and
SuKy's "name band" surpassed our fondest expecrespectful attitude..."
tations, It was actually good music. The organization
Resject for professors! llah! That would be has "done Itself proud."
news indeed. Dr. Dondo does not susj)ect that
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he is the victim of an academic fraud, and that
The guys and gals who attended the Derby report
the resett given professors is merely that handthat they can't understand why War Admiral won
ed to any unavoidable, but not unbeatable,
the race. Wa suggest that it probably had something
He undoubtedly dots not know that to do with his getting under the wire first, that seems
the worshipful gravity that infests the classroom to be a prime factor in determining a winner.
tomes from only three sources.
The University band returned from the Derby FesFirst is the final examination system, a methis very much akin to tival with top honors. They are to be congratulated
od of pursuing truth which
for their victory over Purdue's "Big bass drum" outa jxker game. The student tries to bluff the fit. It was sort of a compensation for the Civil War.
professor into thinking he has a full house,
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while the professor holds all the aces, but apbeen receiving so much
The hairless cat that has
parently never looks at his hand.
attention from Patt hall Inmates died the other
The student is not respectful; he is mainday. There is now an open field, college men no
longer have to compete with feline idiosyncrasies,
taining a poker face.
they may come and go as they wish, without fear
Second is academic ossification, or
of Incurring the anger of the Humane Society.
from
a disease picked up by anemic professors
tlose confinement within walh. It docs not atMost of us can manage to say the right thing
tack all professors, but those it strikes give off a
musty aroma, reminiscent of spider webs and at the right moment, but what we would like to
The effect of the aroma is boast of is refraining from saying the bright
old
like that of ether. In the courses, known as the thing at the wrong moment.
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for the classical wrestling
match put on by those muscular
performers,
there was nothing
startling about that. We've seen
The Athleties sling coeds around in
the Commons with more elemental
tendencies if not with as much
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loft a streamlined
truck, carrying a hill of hay, roared
up alongside of the house.
Twenty-eigfolks piled in and
away they went.
To have seen that truck, with two
Nus gallantly and frantlcly pumping beer, sweep down Euclid avenue
would have done something to the
emotion in your heart.
Reports from the river vaguely
eulogize spontaneous swimming and
slaughter between
a Dempsey-Firp- o
the two truck drivers.
Gib Jennings guided the motor
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Didn't you think that all those
May Day functions were a bit Incongruous out there on Stoll battlefield? As we stood on the track
it seemed sacrilegious that on God's
prize sod where UKy heroes have
galloped there should be such
meaningless acts as
dancing and a politician's glory like
a May Queen coronation.
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The only consolation the Independent Combine hauled out of last
Monday's annihilation was the fact
that they will have less doctor bills
to pay. How the Queen and Company will escape triple pneumonia
depends on the immunity and resistance of their bodies. Regal surroundings seemed about ready to
blow up into the Tennessee stands
at the next whiff of the gale,
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Drop around the Kernel hive
sometime it you think you'd like to
take a punch at this lltterature. We
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Ray Pearl and his long haired
boys represented a long- shot that
came home. Too many folks complained about him before they gave
him a chance to toot his stuff.
If you like schmaltz (sweet orderly music, 1. e., Guy Lombardo)
you had nothing to tret about.

Of special study to everybody was
that gymnasium ritual In civilian
garb those strongarms appear as
quiet and as impotent as you or the
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