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Dinkle ’s SGA preside t b t t '
i’, —""—"—M 4N Although SGA will plan several “The job itself is turned out to
By “Egﬁmﬁli’ei N future events during the summer, be exactly the way I perceived it I ..
Dinkle said the organization has to be —— the daily headaches of votes to o enate meetIn s ,‘i
. not scheduled any activities be- the obstacles weface,“hesaid. '.
forethe fall semesutfr. “One specific problem we had
Editor’s note: This is the ,8: o “I really can’t ink of any pro- was with the Student Directory. I r' -‘
a two-part interview with sﬁtudenl jects off hand that we can really That’s probably been the biggest over the entlre cam us next ear
Government Association Presi- expect to pursue m the summer ObStIiCle I’ve faced SO far. The ..'.
dent Jim Dinkle. and have the adequate manpower University at first did not want to : ,
to carry them off successfully," put the faculty and staff listing in ' '

Student government. slowed hesa‘d- . _ . it this fall‘because all. of those —-—-————— changed. Dinkle said supplemem and a iamed m. ”Wasmwn‘
but existing during the summer However, Dinkle 581d he .Wlll numbers Will be changing as 0f By JASgeoniili‘iLlAMS tary directories, listing those new DC, ‘by SGA sgnators and ad- 2'-
session, will refine its organiza- appomtistudents to the “"005 Januaryl. numbers, will be issued in the ministration officials to lobby
tion as the new administration Universny ”Mlle” that re .. , . fail. us. officials and Kentucky’s con- ‘

mre student members during Its a threephase prOJect. 0f —————_ - . .
. prepares for thefall. q . course last ear the chan ed The e of on 0 'di SGA President Jim Dinkle also gressmen. - .

“Traditionally, summer is nat- thesummer. the dorm numlbers Thli summger for thepsatsusdfegnt GozerhmplitwAssng announced at the meeting his Also, a pep rally planned for .'
urally 8 slow time simply be- g " ..‘. ‘ ‘ ’ the . h - ' - ’ - - . e 0' plan toform a campus chapter of Sept. 4 in Memorial Coliseum for

. . . , y re c anglng what is left of elation to meet at various places - o.
cause there arent [nany students . .' the dorm numbers which doesn‘t around m th in t Amnesty International. The chap- new UK football coach Jerry .
' until the eight-week session,” , affect an bod ' ca pus, ra _er an a ter is to be part of a continuing Claiborne was announced. The -.

. . . . , . . y yreally because not one set location as in preVlous - - _ - ~
said Jim Dinkle, president of the If -- that man 1 h . th hi . plan to get interested students in rally Will precede the first home ~.
Student Government Association. lé ‘ y peope are ere m e years, ghlighted Monday volvedlnworld affairs. game Sept.6against Oklahoma. -.:

u 2 summer. And then, the last phase night’s second meeting of the in- - ‘~

Generally, what we concen- . w 9 to " will come as of January 1 —— fac- terim SGA Senate The Senate also approved the A bl" sponsored by Senator-at- "
trate on doing during the summer J ‘ ulty and staff numbers change Se t tLa ‘ J hn Ca' nomination of Keith McKinney, a Large John Davenport calling for
is to get more interest forms i ' ‘ Q Hi had tone otiate for about a naor-a- rge ,0 .m and candidate in last year's SGA an Urban County Liaison Pro- .3
turned infrom students who want w l g - . - SGA Public Relations Director presidental election as the inter- gram to promote SGA’s aware- '.

. . . _ . . week between the UmverSity Di- Hillary Smith, the bill's sponsors, . . .' . . _ . .

to parthlpate in Student Govern -. C :7 . rectories in Cha 1 Hill N . imstudentaffairs director. ness of issues affecting the stu
n - ._ _. . Pe , .C., said they drafted the measure - -
ment, hesaid. and Jack Blanton‘s office vice 'th th . t t' f b . . Asked if the appomtment re- dent body was sent to the .
Dinkle said he will use the slow » ' - - ' . W] e m en ion 0 ringing lated to another possible presi- Political Affairs Committee after

. . president for busmess affairs, SGA closer to the students by . . . . .

summer sesswn to plan for some ‘ and the communications office com' to h th . dential campaign by McKinney, much debate and motions to ..
of the events SGA will sponsor “(I will select students for) the - - ‘ mg w ere ey are "mead Dinkle said, “I’m sure it does. He amend failed to yield an a .

. . . They were about five different of- of the students hav1ng to come to - . ‘ '
duringtheacademic year. Traffic Appeals Court — there fices that entered into this" SG A was the most qualified person for agreement among thesenators. ;

“David Bradford, my vice are three students that serve on Dinklesaid ‘ In. past years 86 A meetin student affairs director, and we Another bill proposing the es-
president, is working on a com- that," he said. ”I’ll be sending in ' were held in various Student 0:: needed someone here. tablishment of a summer travel
mittee through the Student Af— nominations to (President Otis) “It’sa busy job," he said. “It’s ter locations “He expressed an interest in fund was taken off the agenda

. fairs office to have dorm visita- Singletary pretty soon for the a job that I certainly take home Universit ' officials and SG A staying involved With the admin- after Arts & Sciences Senator .
tionhoursextended. Athletic Board, the Student Code with me because there are a lot also decided after a series of di _ istration, and we wanted to show Tim Freudenberg said the bill .

‘ “As well, we are planning our Committee — important commit- of things that I leave the office cussions to continue to listf ults there are no hard feelings from was intended to be presented to
speaker's bureau already — tees like this that students can with that I have on my mind ~— and $fo membm, 0“in "3 the election.“ he said. “I think he the full senate rather than the in-

three months ahead of time — serveon.” almostconstantly. home phone numbers in th at did an excellent job last year terimsession.

- who we want to have speak in the For Dinkle, the summer ses- “I think we are certainly mak- dent directo e S u- with what little resources he was The Senate also announced that . :‘
fall,”hesaid. sion marks his first months as ing changes in this office,” The new ldyirectories should be given." SGA secretary Lois Silvanik will ."

“There is going to be some sort SGA president, and the new stu~ Dinkle said. “Simply because we out b the middle of October The Senate also discussed the take a medical leave of absence .3
of a pep rally to welcome Coach dent body president said he ex- are bringing student government Howeiller some cam ff' ' formation of a joint task force of for the interim session because of :. -;‘
(Jerry) Claybome to UK and that pected the daily pressures and back down to earth ~ trying to numbers due to chan 5:55 a0 m; the executive and senate illness in the family. She is "
may be on September 17,“ he obstacles that accompany his po- make it more campus oriented in of a campus-wideg operalfllon branches 0f student government scheduled to return in Septem-
said. Sitlon. what it sets outtodo. begun last year, have not yet to study the effectiveness of SGA, ber. f,
Dining hours among summer changes ' ‘

—-——-————— The K‘er Grill, located behind Open for the summer. The Seaton gates and in all A and B lots is con- 3: iv” ~o 1‘.

By JAMES EDWlN HARRlS Haggin Hall, is open for breakfast Center opens from 8 am. to 5 pm. trolled until 6 pm, as it is during ' . . MM *1 - '

Assoc1ate Editor and lunch Monday through Friday Monday through Friday. The center the school year, Brewster said. m m" ’
from 7:30 am. to 1:30 pm. The Stu- features four racquetball courts, After 6 pm, stickerless parking in , . a ' ~
—__—__——-— dent Center cafeteria operates on four squash courts, a weight room those areas is allowed. ‘ ” . i . < ’ 3'
those same hours. The Wildcat Grill, and a gymnastics room. tennis Graduate students wanting B _. , ‘ W
Summer school means a M °l also in the Student Center, is open courts, softball and soccer fields and parking stickers for the summer . . . , - . . . 3.
things: There are a W less students Monday through Friday from 10:30 both indoor and outdoor basketball session can obtain them for $12 at . ," & '.;‘
on campus, fewer classes areiof- a.m.t03:30p.m. courts. the University Police Station, 305 it, ‘- . -‘.’.7
fered and students have a fairly The Student Center itself has re- The Memorial Coliseum swim- Euclid Ave., Brewster said. The l i , x” H!!! : “a ..
easy time finding empty seats 1n duced its hours; it opens Monday ming pool opens from 11:45 am. to stickers arevaliduntilAug.31. ~ 'i . u
them. through Friday from 7 am. to 4:30 1:15 pm. Monday through Friday LexTran buses will also run their . '
Summer school also means one pm. and will close on weekends. for use by faculty and staff memo regular North and South Campus \ .' w '1,
other thing, however. Certain serv~ Other shops within the building, in- hers and graduate students only. routes. The buses run at 20 to 25 . ‘7 3;.
i005 available during the fall and cluding the University Bookstore, The pool opens from 6 to 8:30 pm. minute intervals, with the South
spring semesters are often greatly also have reduced hours. for me by the entireUKcommunity. Campus bus starting at the Chemis- a; 3:3; 3 1 ,
reduced, owing to the two-think re- For those students intent on study- . . try-Physics Building at 7:29 am. ' . , “ '7".
duction in students and faculty on ins this summer, the M], King Li- Char lle Kirk °l the pool 5‘3“ l'e' and ending at 5:30 p_m_ The North _. . 7,.- .
campus. brary is open Monday through minded the UK community that e3 Campus bus starts at the Greg Page a . _ __ , “to “r . 35 no i}! .
Perhaps the most noticeable re- Tan‘SdBY 8 am. until 10 pm. On currently Yahd UK I'D' ls requlr' Apartments at 7:32 am. and ends at .. of?"
, duction this summer is the use of Friday and Saturday, it is open from for admissmni to the pool. Kirk said 5:27pm. . . .- i..-
the Greg Page Stadium View Apart- 8 am. to 4:30 pm. and on Sunday baskets, 10““ and towels f" e pro- The campus post offices will run an» .1 ii
men“ 83 the only midence he“ ‘0? from noon t08pom- Vl‘led 8‘ “‘e ””1 ’9’ ’3 "°"““ail 9°" on their usual schedules, 3 am. to . ' ' o’ .1 ,
returning students. The main library will close July 4 "s“ fee oliia one-time semes er or 4:30 pm. Monday through Friday in ' ‘ 'e' .
Locations for meals and the hours and 5 in observance of Independence year- ongc arge. . the Classroom Building basement / l ._ ,
the meals are available are also dll- Day. Dal"? Brveteripafdthe PUbltlF Sage- and from 9 am. to 4 pm. in the UK ,0” mm" 0“. ”magma“, ,3",
ferent. The University Student Health a Dlwshlon #1538 some lps or Medical Center basement. The Med- EDGAR L SAGA N i‘_.‘ i
The Kirwan-Blanding commons Service is open from 8 am. to 4:30 958 w 0 w ve cars on campus ical Center post office is closed .,_’ i'
Cafeteria is the only dining hall on pm. Monday through Friday, but this Women Brewster slam the weekdays from 11:30 am. to 12:30 jg]-
, campus where dingatir if available 0th will close on the weekends, unlike its algg‘rgonﬁszﬁegtcsrgg: gzﬁgiwllg: pm. for lunch. 13'; j
the University m pan, ing 0 ' normal hours during the regular . '. . And the Com ting Center, one of I ‘.
loved «one the m... the school or moooo attention 1...... .. We no mo ooooi’hooo on oomoo. New Educa tIon dean
“’3‘ “me 1‘ ””3 M°ndey “W98“ when the service is closed. officials “m“‘al’e’m‘l will maintain its 24-hour service
mwgkffort fall ﬁlial?) igniting urge students to report to area Brewster also said the residence throughout the summer. Officials l I .'
W! l‘ 83 rom 0 3 am, emergency treatment centers or any hall parking lots, numbers R1 said one terminal room, 103 McVey f d .1
lunch from I} am. to 1:15 pm. and of the five Lexington hospitals. through R9, will not be controlled by Hall, has been closed at 5 pm. daily to ma V6 or war 3
ending with dinner from 4130 l06130- For students who wish to get away the UK Police Department this sum- because of two recent thefts of ‘
li‘nday hours are “'9'“ 7 am. to from it all for an hour or W10. the mer. Stickerless parking in those Prime system computer equipment. ment in the college. It would provide -. 1 3o
1:15 pm. The cafeteria closes for seaton Center and the Memorial lotsis permitted'hesald, Prime equipment in 106 and 111 W for greater faculty particpation in ”i
weekends. Coliseum swimming pool will both Parking within the University’s McVey is available 24 houisaday. Staff Writer college affairs ’
The third area of planning relates
' W . " "” “ ' _ to the college's environment. Sagan .‘
. M t _ Edgar L. Sagan, soon to be the said the program involves establish- i‘j; .
has“ W h , College of Education’s acting dean, ing closer ties with area school sys- i"
. -.w * ' . said he has outlined a three-pronged term, with the state Department of :1:
l Ma . ”a ,, . plan “to move the college forward“ Education in Frankfort. with the ex-
i w .. I l .. ' ”ﬁlm in 198233. tension dean in prop-ems and serv-
.o: r .. r- ‘ l I? .. sea o Sagan, named to the Position May ice delivery around the state and ' ‘.
' l ' - y, ‘ ' «ﬂ _' . 4 by the UK Board of Trustees. will with other colleges on campus to a
. 7 , A ' 3,35 Z. ’37 assume his new post July 1. He will consider new programs. i
"" ' 53: . - ' “a, w ' replace George Denemark, who re- Sagan is “very excited" about his ._
' *. v " * 3 ,. e. i: ' signed last February. first year as the college‘s dean, and ' .
f ”b“ , . s ' 3", Sagan said his first task will be to said he hopes to have a rewarding .
r“ '1 ti, '7: ‘i , develop new outlooks on the col- yearinthe post. .
§ . ‘. v 3 . ' ,3 . ,_ lege's program offerings. He plans “I‘m looking forward to working ‘v
‘ . ‘V *' ~ n j . .: "t" , _ ”e" " toanalyze the strength of thefaculty very closely with the faculty this '\
av . . ‘ " _ , tn.- ”of“ is or g . "'4‘“ " ‘ _‘ and decide which programs are year,"hesaid. _
’ f . '- “if; it: . ﬁts. '* l,“ best. Budget cuts which have drastical- .
. ' - - . 1»: ,3? “A We ”32 1’5 ' t i . ‘ * Sagan said that since the public is ly reduced the college‘s complement .
. . u}, e <‘ '~-..', . w “will "“’ ‘o. " , ‘ V .A ._ demanding quality teachers. “we of faculty members may result in .
“a .. . i {i .I so V?“ .._s ._ o. “a i. io. -; (a? “r" , . want to give students the NS! pro some faculty pll'thlpﬂthn in “t8“ ’ .
3: , ‘ ' ’ z A 3, 1L, ,9,‘ i .., gramtheycanget.” mining the college’s future. “The .
' .. ..- . ..‘ ‘1' ',’§ _ v -, ,' ,. V ‘ ‘ ‘ The College of Education may not faculty will be alcouraged to replan o
~~ . . . J 3,, ;,.,e‘_ . be able to provide as many majors some programs, probably resulting - _
’ . Q f - as in the past, but it wants to contin- in the college doing fewer thugs bet-
. ' ue turning out “topnotch teachers," ter,"hesaid.
hesaid. Sagan has been at UK for is
, * i. r , .— .. . e. .. i The second area of planning in- years, serving as azsuigant diei‘an for
_ ,. 1% . . ,3 i . ,, . . on ,' ,f l i, i. i .. ' . o _ volves the college‘s adminstration. administration for et a per-
’ , ' ' . is prefer ’ '. i o; i, filers. . also 0* ii?" ’. \b} ‘ ~ , Sagan plans to work with William sonal matters when he arrived in
._ f, ‘ , . i . . _, ’ Jo. "Rh in d” l V." "o 15“,;33‘Vtv5 42': ' i‘ to, V_~\ ‘. .. ff” . Stilwell, acting chairman for grad- 1909. ~.
. . . ._ .. . 'o.’ :‘ ’ .‘5 ll ‘01 “ w ,. r 2%...“ his} ww‘ﬁ‘iv" in. uate studies. toincrease research ef- Sagan holds a doctorate in tuba-
~, .1! iii")w " r. .o 531;“, _, iﬁggx ‘5 [if {not . ; no i.: . fectsandtobeginplanningsomede- education from Ohio State Universi-
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Fire Break Jim Warner gives Louis Hitch a drink from a fire hose after finishing fire exhngusher practice during reimnfﬂsulltr.“ all inordinate: mt? 0‘ w a I heel»:
the Kentucky Fire School ironing exercise of Commonwealth Stadium. representatives cfomuilc each depart- mt". Noe}. Ila! "Ila Callus
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If equal'ty ' app t ERA h Id p I
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proposed to the American public as a means fying the amendment? U /. NA", YOU DON T NEED 9oz“ yew—car
to formally establish equality between the Foes of the amendment claim that the op- RkY"' W HELP WITH THAT ;: “;>'ii“l‘ uh
.. sexes under the law. . . position being met by the amendment rep- t 1 . - ,5
. .When presented to the states for ratifica- resents that the American public does not ”(PMZ/ l HtNG--l RUST MEYWRE I sz/i,‘ . . _.
tion as an addition to the Constitution, the support ERA. This is a slight misconception , ) . ' // a»
amendment was approved by only 35 of of the truth. JUST FINE R'GHT ﬁt) OWN. : "i ‘
them — three short 0f the needed 38 f0!‘ be- In the American political system, change - ‘4; ,, ' . WHERE YOU ’37; z»— - .
.’. coming 18W. does not come easy. It is far easier to stop 1;, Eggs...‘ A ,- ‘ - it.” ENT 1?! V
.‘ The_U.S.. Senate gave the amendment an an amendment to the Constitution that to F" fir§ L. RE ' - ‘ ”T:”,§.~’.,- 'nft ,-.
‘, ; extention in 1977, hoping that the aaditional propose one. Indeed, ERA had to win usually . 1’ ‘ 7% — g p- .; "" f; ‘3‘" EG‘SLK‘ '
1‘. time would allow ERA proponents to gain a two-thirds majority of over two-thirds of 1‘ \‘g f ..4 l; E; ,/ . ﬁ- ’2'.
the three needed state ratifications for the the America’s state legislatures. 9 Efﬁsaa ,1 ...,_, rt f “RES (/ -
j" amendment to become part of our Constitu- Itos opponent only had to deprive it of a \b‘iﬁw $5: l ..4
“Oh. . ' little over one-third of the same legislatures ‘ t: ‘5‘ ’ " ' *- ' ‘. / ' ; J
f g . NOW. 10 years Since lts_appearance and to stop the bill. The future and the demise of 2 \ t,‘ , 3 .. -.
ﬁve years Since the extenhon. opponents of the ERA rests in the hands of only a few leg- ’ r . , 4a 1.3,.” . ll
fr. the amendment are planmng its funeral. islators. “ -. ', "/4 ‘7 A) '9- Two"
1," And on June 39. the amendrnent in its me And finally, after a decade of attempting I. of ~ 7-5! o'. “31" M "£4 gist?
.' sent form Will the — unless it goes through progress _ to ratify ERA —, the amend- . ; e.’ ‘ z ,1; \’t - ”ark“ , . .
g... the long, hard process 1‘ attempted 10 years ment will probably be laid to rest for some )1... ..2 - V ’ i t l 'l ‘ ‘
ago. ' time to come. 1;” i , . W . ,‘t‘ , . \ att'urlfoﬁtt‘.”
Demonstrations by ERA proponents in ' . '2' ‘ ’4 / o' . \ \‘f ‘Y ‘ ’l't‘whl' /
Florida, Innons. North Carolina and Oklaho- The UK Board of Trustees Committee on o . , . )J ..g‘ﬁf’p / M ’5': l? /
ma have gone unheard by State lgngtatOFS- Organization and Administration will be dis- / ,"l‘ . ’ i- ’ Jo 3 l " ’\ a “1, 0/17
3' And thus, the valiant attempt to finally give cussing a proposal by President Otis Sin- ./ “I "“3— ": ..-“" 3'2"," I ."‘ (3’ 2’. ‘ _ 4'0"“ 93/. )‘l Eyed
women proper protection under the law will gletary to alter the structure of the Universi- " ' ’ ,t“: ~' I. .J’ 4%. ‘2' .'.\ ‘i'jz §$§ﬁ3§/§/’ (45.1
-‘ , h0t succeed. . ty’s administration at 10 a.m.today. .503 ///’i‘ r. '~'" .3 ’ - .13.; ’lN/é‘g’slt‘t‘l (/9554 ‘
:3“ . Those against ERA contend the amend- This proposal, to be explored more in- ‘1‘ ', W, -. ﬂ“ .' 4% ‘1‘;- ‘ it] ‘1 1.5,; I“. ~: ﬁll/Al‘- ;— . 4' ' ‘ A
merit is no longer needed — present legis- depth in upcoming issues of the Kentucky -—. f“ s ,9 g; 4': ', _ a .‘ '. ~ hlﬂi‘ .gtt.o:,r'u'l‘”,,i"r, “h “how
._.,'._:,. lation and current values held by the Ameri- Kernel, will change the leadership element ,. . “233g “‘3’ ‘7. ‘- 1 “ ' a": ‘o .7.’ ‘2'”..21 ”r ‘1' £5 :2?
p- can public will protect the rights of women of the University from the present system of " "'3," - . . t-‘gadﬁeﬁ o . . " . “,1 P W H ‘9 ‘ :"h 3 .-'7 “I "1';
‘ and theiawis unnecessary. . an all-powerful President to a three-man - ,os3u¢$9{v ; I 1‘. .' . - a}; “an; .~ "r -' ' ‘ '25‘ ‘ 33"”, til i
If. this is valid, if a major argument chancellorsystem. . . ,- - . d,;',.;) , '- a. .'; 3; '* ' “1-
against the ratificationof ERA is it is al- It is hoped that this proposal, while still ‘z-Z'VWc e‘ 9.3%. "'- 89- . I, 3“ : ..'-".' ..5. .o 2*;"‘..r ' 1 "
ready stated in legislation and public. sentl- hazy in some areas, will provide some of the 32-34.. 3:39“: . ‘. , -' . ' '.'..'~ '3‘ '- ‘o? . . a a 4, ‘4’ 2.4 ‘ ro' ‘ ' .- H71
,1, ."'r' Inent, why not add It to the Constitution? If administrative slack Singletary wants off of 5:. Q- A. . - - - '* '1" g‘;- . _‘..':rd~ ‘
.- It is contended that the causes of ERA is his back and give a more streamline opera- ' ’ J ‘ * A “"" 3 ' "" “ L a“ ‘ ' ' ‘ ‘ ” '
being met in several different ways, why not tion to the University. I
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BICI u o . at If He made these I
.‘ '2 p _ After a 41-da vacation and de— l'sm B 'ldi ' s' . ' '
o: There are many things In this ated, in the Gospel according to Bar- have to cover up the taste with a spite minor stafll problems, you, the tticky lilxinlgonultugoieo‘sflltiy 0f Ken glrlSthgldmc? tliltlzeonlelthto tmcge a
.' : .1 world no two peOple. will ever agree para; sauce. University community, once again If you want to ’write or take photo- large King [gong tyipe gorilla? Ulla:
_. J on and one of them is religion. Com- Wayne Newton — The man serves Richard Simmons — I don’t think haveacampus newspaper. graphs for the Kernel this summer, reaching the top of the structure the
‘ ', mon sense tells me religion is not a no purpose, except as a Las Vegas I need to add anything to explain For the next seven weeks, the come by the newsroom or call 257- gorilla grabs the girl and moves'to a
,£_ good topic for a column, but I m tourist attraction. _ this choice. Kernel will be printing its summer 1821 or 258-5363 and talk to one of the different, more difficultlevel.
castingcommonsense tothewind. "Mr. Ed" — Possmly the worst Tube socks — Everybody knows edition. The summer edition, al- editors. “Well," I thought “he won't be
Many people worship different show ever on television. This show that real socks have a permanent though the same size as the paper too long. After all he’s only got one
1.! gods, and everyone’s idea of god is was even worse than ”My Mother place for heels and toes. printed during the Fall and Spring 0 man and he’s doing sorta bad "
different, as are the people. I know the Car." Poison ivy—Enough said, semesters, is issued weekly rather But when I walked ‘ over. he
Xi" what I believe to be god. My idea of 3.2 beer .— There is no. excuse for Dental ﬂoss ._ It hurts and makes than the regular Monday through Ever tried to play that “Donkey poured it on. ’ '
. god is a being who enables man the this Vile drink, and there is even less your gums bleed. Besides that, no- Friday press run. Kong" game in the Student Center? He moved past the first level then
. opportumty of chOlce. Its man who excuse to drink it. body looks attractive while flossing. , . . the second then the third theh the . '
. makosa mess of such things. Fresca — While I’m on the subject Tooth picks—Ditto. It shabitforming. . . . difficultfourth fifth sixth ,
,-£. of drinks, no one actually knows Easy-listening music - That title Andrew . I started my addiction Wh’le try- Iste ped ba' k 'd I thi
. Barbara - - - . . . . . . in to im ress ood f' d f p c an gave S man
__ ‘ . what this drink is supposed to taste [5 misleading. It is neither easy-lis- t OPPMANN S p a g men 0 room — he had doubled my higheSt
.‘ , SALLEE like, because it doesn't really taste tening, nor is it music. This is the 314; mine. Although, I never proved to score 0“ the game and ke ton Oih
‘. _.‘ like anything I can think of. At least music that usually resounds through .2 ﬁtfrlﬁndtttléatgl was slightly Proltil‘ with only one man p g g
'~.;. o 3.2 beer has a semblance of beer d t' ts’ ‘ . a. . - - - ame " usua y ' '. ‘
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