She:  "Don't you  think  the  decision  in  the Notre  Dame  game  a robbery? He:  "What else could you  expect in  Chicago?"
Her: "Hoop, why did you park here when there are so many nicer places farther on?' Him: "Because, Maude, this is a case of love at first site."
Salesman: "Fraternity rings are quite popular this season with the boys." Frater: "Yes, particularly around our bath tub."
He (at crowded theatre entrance): "Do you think we can squeeze in here?" She: "Certainly.    We Delta Zetas can squeeze anywhere."
Straw hats will be out of vogue with the young ladies this season as most of them
are getting felt.
* * *
She: "Is that a genuine bloodhound?"
He: "Sure.    Come over, Oscar,  and  bleed for the lady."
"Where   was   the   wedding   tonight?"
"Ha, ha, the joke's on you.   That old man with the gun was going duck hunting!"
Joiva Frivol.
* * *
Kay Dee  (entliusiaslically) : "Oh, if you boy:; make another touchdown, I just know-Til   stand  on  my  head." Pan-Hellenic Association:  (in unison):  "We wanna' touchdown!"
Co-ed: "I want a pair of silk stockings."
Lisping Clerk: "What thize?"
Co-ed:  "Thanks,  but  I'm  not  looking for  compliments."
*  * *
Sit in the rocking chair, quick.    I'll tell him you're my brother.
*  * *
"The skin I love to touch," sighs the freshman, "is the sheepskin."
He:  "I  thought you  said  that you  believe in  free love."
Alpha Gam: "I do."
He: "Then give me back that fur coat!"
"I  know a society that you couldn't join under any  conditions." "What  is  it?" "Phi  Beta  Kappa."
* * *
She loves me, she loves me hot.