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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

VOL. XXVII.

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

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NEW SFRJF.S NO. II

Strong Florida Team
Will Face Wildcats
In Battle Tomorrow

RURAL SCHOOLS

OPEN NINTH

TO BE

GUESTS

OF

'Personal Appearance' Starts
Monday Night for Week's
Run; Curtain at 8:30
o'Clock

One Hundred

GEORGE W. FITHIAN
DIRECTS PRODUCTION

GLEE CLUBS COMPETE
IN MEMORIAL HALL

Patron Tickets Are Offered
For Sale at Usual

Participants to See Florida

Featuring a cast of ten student
and faculty players, the University
Guignol theatre will open its ninth

One thousand students and teachers from rural schools in all parts
of Kentucky will be the guests of
the University today and tomorrow
at the annual Rural School tournament sponsored by the University
department of extension.
The visitors will be welcomed by
Prof. J. D. Williams at the training school at 1:30 p. m. today, following a luncheon there in their
honor, as guests of the University.
As guests of the athletic department, the entire group will view
the football game on Saturday.
Presiding at the Glee club event
this morning at 8 o'clock in Memorial hall is Miss Iva Dagley. and
judging the event are Miss Eudora
South, and Mrs. Thomas J. Porter
Jr. The declamatory events in the
auditorium of the University training school at 1:30 p. m. will be in
charge of Mr. Robert Sharon, superintendent of Kenton county
schools, and Mr. Emery Rogers, superintendent of Mason county
schools. The Judges of the speeches are Mrs. Jesse E. Adams, Mrs.
Robert Lunde, Miss Grace Anderson. Prof. Gerald Langford, Prof.
J. D. Williams, and Mr. E. Powell

The cast of characters for the

production Is as follows: Aunt Kate
Opal Palmer; Gladys
Barnaby,
Kelsay, Isabella White; Joyce Stru-theEleanor Rankin; Bud Norton, Dossett Reid; Mrs. Struthers,
Jean Abel; Clyde, Wallace Brlggs;
Jene Tuttle, Frank Willis; Johnson, Palmer Evans; Carole Arden,
Jeanette Lam pert Brown, and
Jesse, Betty Oyler.
The usual offer on season tickets
will be continued this year, according to Mrs. Lolo Robinson, business
manager of the theatre. Under
this offer, one may purchase a ticket for all five plays to be offered
during both semesters for $3, thus
saving 60 cents on each play. However, the student price of 35 cents
with the ticket given each student
at registration time is still in effect.
Coffee and sandwiches will be
served in the lounge between acts
of the play and hostesse will receive and serve the visitors. Those
attending . are also Invited to attend the exhibit of American art
being shown in the halls of the Art
Center.
Featured in the this production
is the showing, during the first act
ot
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Four cups to Be BEAUTY CONTEST
nroniTO muni Jiven Amateur PLANS RELEASED
nCdULId blVCII Contest Winners
Honor Roll of Upper 10 Per- - Two Week Postponement Due Kentuckian to Present Win
ner of Beauty and Most
cent in wassincauon m- To Prolonjrinff Tryouts
Popular Man Contest at
animation iteieasea Dy rro-And Materials
Dance November 21.
fessor Asher.
Results of the freshman classification tests given to all students

entering the Unifrslty far the
first time were released by Prof. M.
E. Asher of the department of psy-

Due to the prolonging of
and the quantity of material
to be presented, Strollers amateur
nite will be postponed for two
weeks, it was announced by Sam
Bowman, president.
All those who have been chosen
for amateur nite will please get in
This
touch with Sam Bowman.
should be done as soon as possible.
Four cups will be awarded this
year to the winners of the contests, namely, dramatics,
instrumental and vocal. One of the dracups will be awarded the
matics
winner of the girls' division of dramatics and one to the boys' division.
try-ou- ts

Portmann Appointed

HEAR

To Editorial Board

May-hug-

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editor-in-chie-

First Presbyterian church.
The students' bill of rights, said
Doctor McCracken, contains those
obligations and rights of which
students should be constantly reDue to their docility,
minded.
their dependence upon instructors,
their willingness to be led in thinking, students forget their rights to
maturity, and have a tendency to
br too conventional,
fearing departure from group opinion.
Doctor McCracken offered four
items on the students' bill of rights.
The first is the "right to be a student," which he defined as the
right of every student to have access to facts and ideas, whatever
they are; the right to read books,
to travel as a student, to mingle
with students of other countries.
"The student has the same right to
academic freedom as does the professor," the speaker said. "Professors have the Association of University Teachers to defend their
right to academic freedom, but
there is none for the student body."
This includes the freedom of speech,
of action, and of petition, which
are the rights of every individual.
Students should be given more
choice in the arrangement of their
(Continued on Page Four)

RYLAND DESCRIBES
SPANISH TURMOIL
Speaking in French, Dr. Hobart
Ryland, head of the department of
romance languages, described his
experiences in Spain this summer
in his address to the Circle Fran-cl- as
which met at 3 o'clock Wednesday afternoon in the Woman's
building.
Officers recently elected in the
club are Eugene Thompson, president; Velma Hardesty.
Mrs. Brlggs, secretary-treasure- r,
and Nancy Harrison, social

chairman.

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FRFSHMAN TFST

Cas-telt-

Mc-Ve- y.

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Bob Davis and Dirk Robinson, grid backfield luminaries, find that cracking opposing lines is a
simple process compared to evading these lovely co-- rd
Sour Mash saleswomen. Left to right: Dolores
Collins, Kappa Delta pleb; Sis Tate, Delta Delta Delta; Irene Sparks, Kappa Delta; Bob Davis, Dick
Robinson; Elsie Riley, Alpha Gamma Delta, and Leigh Brown, Kappa Kappa Gamma pledge. The
humor magazine is on sale today.

100-fo-

VASSAR HEAD

Stu-denf-

s

Game Tomorrow
Afternoon

chology yesterday.
The scores of
these tests are used to classify entering freshmen in their English,
mathematics, and psychology classes and they become a permanent
part of each student's record at the
University.
An honor roll of the highest 10
per cent of the freshman class on
each of the above tests has been
compiled.
Freshmen may secure
their scores on the classification
on
tests by calling at room 302, Neville
teur motion picture taken at
farm especially for use in hall, after 3 p.m.
Scoring In the highest 10 perthe play.
cent of all three tests were the
following students: Jack Ballard,
Frankfort; Denzil Q. Barker, Hazard; Allen John Fulmer, Ft.
Thomas ;
Kenneth Frederick
Haynes, Louisville; J. Parker La
Prof. Victor R. Portmann, JourBach, Lexington; Preston L. Mansnalism department, has been aph, pointed
field, Munfordsville;
Eloise
associate editor for KenWalton; Nancy Noblle,
tucky and Tennessee on the editorial board of "Best News Stories
Dr. Henry N. McCracken AdF.
an anthology to be
vocates a 'Bill of Rights' in ginia Edsel Penn, Maysvllle; Vir-E. of 1935-3Pettue, Stanford; Harold
L. Mott,
compiled
Convocation Speech at Me- Pope, Victory; John Albert Rassen-fos- s, University with Prof. Frank
f.
of Iowa, as
Mt. Sterling; John Van Cleve
morial Hall.
Russell, Hopklnsville; David Sage-se- r,
Similar anthologies were printed
Eldridge Snapp, in 1933 and 1934 and are used as
Lexington;
By THEO NADELSTEIN
Lexington; Alvin B. Stacey, Lon- text and reference books in many
Dr. Henry Noble McCracken,
Professor
president of Vassar College, ad- don; Ben F. Van Sant, Mt. Vic- schools of Journalism.
dressed faculty and students at the tory; Harris C. Walker, Maysvllle: Portmann has asked the cooperathird convocation of the year on Robert J. Williams, Crofton, and tion of newspapers in Kentucky
and Tennessee in forwarding stories
"The Students' Bill of Rights" Tues- William C. Wilson, Lexington.
for possible inception in the book.
day morning at Memorial hall. He
was Introduced by President
The opening invocation was
MEN. WOMEN TO BE
offered by Dr. Robert Miles of the
OFFERED DANCING

STUDENTS

UNIVERSITY

Kentucky
and Teachers Will
Meet Here Today and
Tomorrow

$3.00 Rate

season at 8:30 o'clock Monday
evening with a presentation of
Lawrence Riley's satire, "Personal
Appearance."
George White Flthlan, of the department of English, is directing
the production in the place of
Director Frank Fowler who is on
leave this semester to study at
Pasadena Community Playhouse in
According
Pasadena, California.
to recent word, Mr. Fowler is now
directing "Paths of Qlory," the war
story which recently enjoyed a long
run on Broadway, for the Playhouse. He will return to his duties
at the University next semester.

Prizes Are Listed
In Library Contest

Prizes of thirty and twenty dollars, respectively, will be awarded
next spring to the best and second
best personally owned and collected libraries of junior and senior
students, by Judge Samuel M. Wilson, Lexington, the Student Library
Prize committee, composed of Miss
Margaret I. King, chairman; Prof.
George K. Brady, and Prof. Thomas
D. Clark, announced yesterday afternoon
This will be the second contest
sponsored by Judge Wilson, and
will be Judged on the basis of the
student's choice and scope in collecting the library.
Fifty volumes will be the minimum number allowed to be submitted, and the library must be In
the vinclnity of Lexington during
March, 1937, when the Judging will
take place. Lists of books may be
submitted to Miss King at any time
before next spring.
Henry Hornsby won the thirty
dollars and Philip Haring the twenty doling prize in the contest last
year.

Due to the Interest shown by
men students in the tap dancing
classes sponsored by the Y. W. C. A.,
an opportunity for classes in which
both men and women can be members is being offered next week.
Classes will start at 7 o'clock
Tuesday. October 27, In the Women's gym. under the direction of
Virginia Dyer. They are priced at
$1 for a series of five and 25 cents
for one lesson. Private lessons will
be given for 50 cents a lesson, and
advanced classes will be held at
8 p. m. Tuesday in the gymnasium.
Rhythm tap routines will be
taught, and piano accompaniment
will be offered by Carolyn Sigler.
Further information concerning the
classes may be obtained from Virginia Dyer, at Boyd hall, or at the
Y. W. C. A. office In the Woman's
building.
LAMP AND CROSS TO GIVE TRIP
Lamp and Cross, senior honorary
for men, announces the awarding
of a trip to Tennessee for the
game at Nashville,
to the Independent girl and the independent boy selling the greatest
number of ODK football tags before November 26.
Kentuck-

y-Tennessee

Kentuckian Photos
To End Tomorrow
Today and Saturday are definitely the last days on which
Kentuckian pictures will be taken in Memorial hall.
All those who have not been
able to conform with the schedule are asked to give the matter their immediate attention.
There are many who have not
yet had their pictures taken,
which
and the organizations
they represent are asked to as-

sist the Kentuckian by informing their members of this fact.

ENTER
BEREA JUDGING TEST

AG STUDENTS

has invited
agricultural students of the
versity to participate in a
Berea

College

the
Unilive-

stock Judging contest to be held In
Berea Saturday. October 24.
The outstanding Judue from the
University will be awarded a new
publication of Henry and MorriStu- son's "Feeds and Feeding."

dents entering

the contest

leave the Agricultural building
7 o'clock Saturday morning.

will

at

Plans for the 1937 Kentuckian
beauty contest have been completed
and November 21 has been chosen
as the date for presentation of
winners of the beauty contest and
the most popular man at the dance
to be sponsored by the Kentuckian,
it was announced yesterday by
editors of the yearbook.
Ernie Shovea, business manager,
and John Mortran, sales manager,
will have charge of the representatives in the contest.
Each social
organization may enter a candidate- for the queen for every ten
books sold. The boy and girl who
sell the most yearbooks will each
be presented with an individual
plaque. The contest will close at
3 p. m. November 19.
The queen and her attendants
will be selected at the dance and
the most popular man will be chos
en by popular ballot in an election
conducted at the dance.
The 1937 Kentuckian sales cam
paign is now under way. Outstanding features include a reduc
tion from $5 to $4 in the student
price of the annual, and an arrangement whereby a $1 payment
may be made at the time of the
purchase and the balance of $3
paid later. However, if this procedure is not followed the price of
the book will be $5.
Several new features will be introduced in the 1937 yearbook, including a completely revised snapshot section and the omission of
advertisements altogether.
A section of housemothers and pictures
of fraternity and sorority houses
will again be featured.
HOLMES ADDRESSES CLUB

Dean Sarah B. Holmes will speak
to the university Dutch Lunch club
at is regular meeting today at the
Maxwell Street Presbyterian church.

PLAYGOERS MAY VIEW
PRESENT EXHIBITION
Persons going to see the Guign-ol- 's
new production "Personal Appearance" may also see an exhibition of accurate color prints of
contemporary
American paintings.
This exhibition Is in the hall of
the Art Center. They were chosen
by a Jury of competent and established artists.

Board to Continue
Florida 'Mum' Sale
Chrysanthemums for the Florida game will be on sale Saturday morning at the Lafayette
hotel, the Phoenix drug store,
and Dunn's drug store by members of Mortar Board, national
senior women's honorary. Representatives will also sell them
at Stoll field. Profits will be
given to the student loan fund.
Prices for the flowers are:
boutonniere, 25 cents; corsage,
sized
50 writs; one medium
"mum" with school colors, 50
cents; large "mum" with school
colors, 75 cents, and two medium
sized "mums" with school colors,
$1.

GYMNASIUM

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1936

GUIGNOL SEASON

)

!)I2. SATURDAY, ALUMNI

KENTUCKY

OF

HUMOR STOPS WILDCAT HACKS

BROADWAY PLAY
TO

SUKY DANCE

Orders can be placed with any
member of Mortar Board, and
they will be dt Uvered early Saturday morning

Wynne Charges Are Intact
As Johnson and Sands Return: Game to Start
At 2 o'Clock

Tigert Telegraphs
To Doctor McVey

VISITORS REPORTED
TO HAVE BIG TEAM

telegram was
received by President McVey
yesterday from Dr. John J. Tigert, President of the University
of Florida and also president of
the Southeastern Conference:
"Mrs. Tigert and I regret we
will be unable to come to LexWe reington this week-enmember the splendid hospitality
accorded us last year and would
be happy to come. This Is a
legislative year for us and we
are making up budgets. We trust
the game will be a good one and
are sure our boys will enjoy
Kentucky hospitality."

The following

Coleman and Hodge Expected
To Start; Skaggs Is
Injured

d.

PAJAMA PARADE
TO HEAD RALLY
Giant

Pre-Gam-

e

Pep Meeting

To Be Held by Suky at 7:30
O'Clock Tonight in Alumni

Gymnasium.
Featuring the annual freshman
pajama parade, new yells, music by
the University band, and a public
address system to facilitate direction of the program, SuKy, campus

will sponsor a
pep organization,
pep meeting for" the Florida game
at 7:30 o'clock tonight in the Alumni gymnasium.
Two prizes, tickets to the SuKy
dance tomorrow night, will be
awarded in the pajama contest, one
for the most comical pair and one
for the loudest pair of pajamas.
Fraternities are urged to get their
freshmen to compete.
After a program of yells and music, the contestants will be marched
around the gymnasium and the
winners picked. The parade will
then proceed to the downtown district, led by the band, and will stop
in front of the Phoenix and Lafayette hotels for special yells.
Tentative plans for a
pep rally and for the annual
house decoration contest were discussed at a meeting of the Circle
held Tuesday afternoon in the
basement of the Alumni gymnasium. Pep meeting plans Include
special numbers by the band, talks
by President McVey, Coach Wynne
and assistants, members of the
varsity and prominent alumni, a
parade downtown, and a bonfire
A room In the basement of the
caps will be
building is at the where all freshmen
Administration
a decispresent being renovated and par- burned in accordance withCouncil.
ion by the Men's Student
titioned into offices to serve as
headquarters for a study of mental
hygiene in Fayette and Scott
counties.
This mental survey, which will
require at least a year, will be supervised by Doctor Rogers, surgeon
A group of forty-o- ne
German
of the Public Health Service. The and Hungarian agricultural leaders
purpose of the study is to correctly who are touring the United States
ascertain the amount of feeble- to inspect methods of farming,
mindedness in these counties.
g,
and the sale and deThe room is being divided into velopment of agricultural products,
small offices and an anteroom. The were visitors on the campus Wedconstruction should be completed nesday and were conducted on a
within a week.
tour of the University and
farms by professors W. D.
Nichols and W. S. Anderson of the
FAMOUS AUTHORESS
of Agriculture.
ADDRESSES WOMEN College Friedcrich Sohn of Berlin
Dr.
was in charge of the group, who
An exhibit of books and stories came
here from St. Louis,
written by Mrs. George Madden after extensive travels through Mo.,
the
Martin, Louisville, who spoke Wednesday afternoon before the book lake region, Canada, and Western
United States. The party is sponreview section of the University
agWoman's club in Patterson hall, is sored by the "Landpost," leading
of Germany.
now on display in the lobby of the ricultural Journal
Doctor Sohn expressed appreciation
University library.
for the manner in which his party
Mi's. Martin is the author of sevnovels, including had been received and entertained
eral sucessful
"Emmy Lou," her first and most In America.
famous, "March On" and "Made in
SONG FETE SCHEDCLED
for
America." As
Kentucky in the women's organizaA community sing, the fourth
tion for national prohibition, Mrs.
Martin fought for repeal of the event in a series of student forums
Eighteenth Amendment.
She is conducted during the past few
also chairman of the Association of weeks, will be held at 6:30 o'clock
Sunday at Maxwell Street PresbySouthern Women for the Preventerian church under the sponsortion of Lynching.
ship of the young people's group.
LIGION VISITS SCHOOLS
Lee.

The following schedule will be
followed for the order of events of
today and tomorrow:
Today 8 a. m.
Glee clubs In Memorial hall.
1:30 p. m.
Scholarship tests and declamatory events in the auditorium
of University training school.
2:00 p. m.
Tour of the Training school,
conducted by Training school
teachers.
Tomorrow It a. m.
Athletic events at Stoll field.
2:00 p. m.
Football game at Stoll field.
While in Lexington the students
and their faculty advisors will stay
at the Phoenix hotel, which has
made special arrangements for the
two days of their stay.

home-comi-

ng

Room Is Renovated
For Hygiene Office

European Visitors
Tour Blue Grass

stock-raisin-

blue-gra-

vice-chair-

Dr. M. E. Llgon, state chairman
for the Southern Association of
Colleges and Secondary Schools, is
visiting schools that are members
of the association this week. The
group includes Harlan. Pineville,
Bcnnliam, Alva, Middlesboro,
Corbin, and Williamsburg.

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UNIVERSITY 4H CLUB
HOLDS FIRST MEETING
The University H club held its
(list regular meeting of the semester last Friday evening at the
stock Judging pavilion with George
Kurta, president, presiding.
Other
orncers of the chib are: Mamie
Hart,
and Beverly
4--

Richards,

secretary-treasur-

er.

Plans are being made by the
play
club to present a one-awhich is to be given during Farm
and Home week. The play will
be directed by Katherme Warren.
ct

SuKy to Sponsor
Saturday Nite Hop
SuKy, campus pep organization, will sponsor a dance tomorrow night from 9 until 12
o'clock in the Alumni gymnasium.
Andy Anderson and his orchestra will furnish music, and
the dance will be formal for
girls. Admission will be 50 cents
per couple. Chaperones for the
dance are Pres. and Mrs. Frank
L. McVey, MaJ. and Mrs. B. E.
Brewer, Dean T. T. Jones, Dean
Surah Blandlng, Dean Sarah
Holmes, Dean and Mrs. Paul
Boyd, Prof, and Mrs. Freeman,
Coach and Mrs. Chet Wynne.
Dean W. S. Taylor, Prof. Car!
Lampert, and John Lewis.

ss

Without undue fear, yet not quite
sure, Kentucky's Wildcats are ready
to meet the 'Oators from the University of Florida at 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon on Stoll field. Advance reports from the men who
scouted Florida state that it is the
biggest team Kentucky has faced
this year.
Coach Wynne has run his
charges through a very thorough
week's practice after giving the
team a holiday on Monday for the
first time this season. All is peaceful in the Wildcat's lair.
From down in Florida comes the

report that the 'Gators are not doing so well in practice against Kentucky's plays. They are blocking
poorly, the report says.
Poor blocking on the part of
Florida should just about even
things up in that department, for
Kentucky hasn't been turning in
blocking either.
such wonderful
But on Wednesday when the 'Cats
played against Florida plays as used
by the frosh they did all right. The
second stringers, on the defensive,
allowed the frosh to gain the length
of the field on them before Wynne
sent in the regulars to stop them.
On Tuesday afternoon Earl Sands
reported back for practice and was
reinstated.
His first team position,
however, was filled by Walter
Hodge, who is expected to start in
Saturday's game. On the same afternoon Bert Johnson appeared on
the field in civilian clothes for a
short talk with Chet Wynne. As
he left the field, he told reporters
that he would be In uniform the

following day. Wynne says Johnson never was suspended, but was
out with sn Injured knee. His place
on the first team Is being held
down by Tommy Coleman, who will

start Saturday.
Injuries on the squad are minor
bruises, with the exception
of
Skaggs, who is on the hospital list
and probably will not start in Saturday's game. He is suffering from
a dislocated vertebrae which prevents him from standing up. The
injury is not responding to treatment as was hoped.
Probable Starting Lineups
FLORIDA
Ramsey
Klcliter
Root
Williams
Lane
Yon

Krajcler
Mayberry
Welles
Brock
Mullins

KENTUCKY
Ellington
LE
LT.... Nevers, Capt.
LG
Potter
C
Myers
RG
Huddleston
Bosse
RT
RE
Hagan
QB
Simpson
LH.
Coleman
JUL
Davis
Hodge
FB

Officials
Referee J. D. Thomason, Georgia.
Umpire C. V. Clement, Alabama.
Head Linesman R. Lee Tolley,
Sewanee.
Field Judge
Wilson Collins,
Vanderbilt.

Kampus
Kernels
at

SuKy Circle will hold a meeting
S p. in. today in the Alumni gym.

All Independents who want to
sell tags for trip to Tennessee may
get them in the Kernel office today

and Saturday.

The hayride sponsored by the
YWCA and the YMCA will leave
the campus from the Administration building at 3 p. m., Sunday,
Oct. 25. The charge is ten cents
per person. Those who wish to attend a Young People's meeting in
the evening will be returned early.
The University Pitkin club will
hold Its first meeting of the year
Wednesday noon at the Maxwell
Presbyterian church. All new and
old members are urged to be present.

Mortar Board, senior honorary
for women, will meet at 3 p. m. today in the Woman's building.
There will be an important
meeting of Lamp and Cross at 7:30
o'clock Monday, Oct. 26, at tho
Every
Ptil Delta Theta house.
member is urged to be present.
All new students who have not
yet had their tuberculosis tests are
requested to report to the dispensary between 1 and 5:15 p. m.
Tuesday, Oct. 27.

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have done in the past."
Hence, The Kernel join the President in saying, "Any contribution that you can give in the
way of a subscription would be greatly

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Managing Editor
News Editor
Business Manager

David H. Salvers
Ike M. Moore

.Betty Earle
Theo Nadelsteln
William B. Arthur

Editorial Adviser
Associate Editor
AsslsUnt Managing Editor

Frank Burger
Ralph E. Johnson

WRITERS
BUly Evani
Robert Rankin

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ASSISTANT

Raymond T. Lathrctn

NEWS EDITORS
O. T. Hfrtiach

Mack

Sidney Buckley

REPORTERS

Orace Silverman
Bob Stone
Thomaa Walklna
Lillian Webb

John Morgan
Walter MHem
Betty Murphya
Melcolm Patterson
Marjorls Rlaaer

A. J. Dotvm
Haael Doughltt
Melvln Forden

Audrey Former
Tom Humble
Advertising Staff
Circulation Manager

BUSINESS

STAFF
Al

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Vogel, Edgar Penn
Neville Tatum,

DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT-th- at
there shaking hands with himself
pus politician warming upl

guy over
is

just

a cam-

UNIIERS1TYPES:
The Campus Smoothie

Among his assets are
a good line, a rattle-tra- p
car, a book of addresses, and an eye for
coeds... His
preference in wimmen is blondes, not because
he's a gentleman but because they have such
admiring big blue eyes and because they're apt
to say, "Oh, I think you're wonderful ".. .He
goes around with so many of them that after a
while he begins to believe that himself... He
thinks that cutting classes is smart and collegiate, forgetting that he's paying for all his classes
anyway. . .and so is making a campusap of himself... He divides his time among the dances,
the open houses, the teas, the Commons, the
drug stores, and the shows... and in his spare
time has been known to sit in the Library...
that is, if he has a date there... He went to a
class once, but that was when he was a freshman,
and didn't know any better... His chronic disease is petticoat fever... and his theme song is
"Sweet Misery of Love" . . . isn't youth wonderful, though?
cute-lookin- g

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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
1NE PRECEDENT
The .innoniicnncnt by Omicron Delta Kappa
that it intends lo start a precedent among the
daiuc-fiivinorganizations on the campus by
dance orchestras, and at
obtaining
the same time, keeping down the admission fee,
is a laudable one and it was heard on the campus with much rejoicing.
Tor many reasons, the music that University
have danced to in the past has not
prom-goerbeen up to the standard set by many and less
noted institutions. With the signing of the
campus leaders' contract to secure a nationally
known band, a new eia in the social life here
may be dawning.
If the organizations which have commercial
dance dates this fall will begin working now
they may be able to get bands which will help
to raise the social prestige of the University as
well as that of their own group.
We hope they take the hint.
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WORTHY REQUEST
The two organizations on the University campus known as the V. M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A.
are making a bid for financial support during
the next few weeks, in their annual membership
drive. Both deserve the utmost in support and
cooperation from the student body, as well as
from the faculty.
The ma jority of us are pi one to assent and to
praise their achievements in a rather lackadaisical manner, simply accepting them at their face
value and giving little genuine thought to the
territory covered by the various groups in each.
Both seek to aid the bewildered freshman and
to help him to begin his college career successfully. Further than this, they contact him all
along the way and present him with projects or
subjects for his interest and broadening knowledge. One jerson may be imbued with the idea
of becoming a social service worker another,
with the idea of studying art or crafts. The one
is admittedly the direct antithesis of the other;
two types more diametrically different could
not be lound. Yet the Y. M. C. A. and the Y. W.
C. A. take care of all, legardless of the object.
Both organizations arc organized even to the
most minute detail; most clubs of this type generally only believe themselves to be organized,
but have serious Haws in their make-up- .
The
construction of the Y. M. C. A. and the Y. W. C.
A. could scaVely be improved upon.
The foregoing statements might be mere
piopaganda in the face of the ensuing membership drive were it not that they are all quite
true. President McV'ey says, "These organizations have done an elfective and influential
work. Fiom my observations, I would say that

THEOries:
1. Campusighs for the gals who get campused
for coming in late.
2. Campusneers for the gals who DON'T get
campused for coming in late.
3. And phooey to the boys who bring the gals
home late and don't have to suffer for it like
we dol

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THINGS WECOULDDO-WITHOUDEPARTMENT:
1. Campus politicians.
2. The Georgia Tech game.
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3. Drowsers in the Browsing room.
4. Freshman caps.

Spectators stoned a matador at Puebla, Mex
ico, in protest against the type of bull he em
ployed. A word to our campaigner spillbinders
should be sufficient. Tacoma Ledger.

The peasant women of Russia have been
ordered to work six days a year on the roads.
If they do well at it Stalin lets them have a
few days every summer to rest up in a coal

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A report on progress in the Dionne nursery
the girls are acquiring judgment of their
deown. Look out any day for a three-to-twcision. Portland Oregonian.
says

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LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY

Solicits the Favorable Consideration of
University of Kentucky
Fraternities and Sororities
For Their
Dinners
Luncheons
Dances
And Other Social Functions During This Semester
Service Unexcelled
Trustee

Joe

looking Dud MurQuinn. . .most
. .the tiniest feet are attached to Dot
phy.
legs . . the lad with the most contagious
good humor is Edward (The Great) Recano. . .
coed is Sis Tate . . . the
most
nicest grin is on Josephine Lee's face... the
most pestiferous junior is "Mac"... the most
nervous are the kids getting their Kentuckian
pictures made... the most unconcerned guy is
H. Courtlandt Bliss, the Jersey Skeeter.

THE PHOENIX HOTEL

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Cliff Shaw

It looks like a year and a half
would decide a love question one
way or the other, but from Just
sitting here In the typing room and
listening to KD Elizabeth Llgon
light all over our browbeaten Kylan
and
editor, James Anderson, we are
A fine Idea has originated in the arrald that match Is still in the
making.
minds of the Mortar Board girls
this year. That is, the selling of
chrysanthemums at all the home
And who is the boy that Is so
football games. So boys, loosen up Interesting to Mary Elizabeth Howk
By RALPH E. JOHNSON
try to make the Kentucky that she Is changing from the hall
and let's
Within me two voices speak their minds one little voice speaks for side of the stadium look like one to Dunn's for lunch? It can't be
my head, the other wee small voice crys out In favor of my heart. To do great big bouquet.
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or not to do Is always the question. Whether It would be better for m