xt7qz60bwv0x https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7qz60bwv0x/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19371123 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, November 23, 1937 text The Kentucky Kernel, November 23, 1937 1937 2013 true xt7qz60bwv0x section xt7qz60bwv0x mm tine T7 RNEL i mm 5,703 UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY l V 1 M F. IIMM.IUVUMI'IW. ll'IMIU.MH III of football rallies to be held o clock Wednesday. November 24. in the Alumni gymnasium. The rally In the gvm will consis-o- f music by "The Best Band in e D'Te" speeches bv Coach and the senior members of the foot m. a puest speaker rot ve Mil c1 fecidt-- upon, rnd a pew cheer routine by the tliis time a panma wll be conducted end a prir' will te iven to the most csmical and original costume. Following the pep rally in the srym. a parade through down-to"-- I exinpton led by a firetruck am' Xltr band wil be held. All students are urged to participate n the parade and It is honed that the various fraternities will cooperate in this endeavor to obtain full attendance by making the parade compulsory for their pledges. The parade trill end at Stoll field where more yells will be led bv the cheerleaders. C. D. Morat. Elwood Stephenson. Manuel Schofman. and A huge benftro Roland Lamb. will be lighted for the purpose of burning the letters, "T" and "K". and the freshmen caps, followed by display of fireworks. ex'j-em- ff-e- :, ' 0 it- li-- Shanklin. Majors: Sim T. Nlsbeit and FhU M. Miles. Captains: Harlan R. Brrwn, Jr., Jc,eph R. Willsan. Albert W. Schreck. Balfour Y. Connell, James W. Holt. Jr., John B. Turner. Milton B. Ilolladay, Elmer W. Downard, i Continued on Page Six) Invited Tc Attend Meeting will hold a organization, breakfast at 11 a. m. Thanks;ivi:i3 day in the dining io:m of the Phce-niho'.el in connection with the University's homecoming cercmon ics. This brrakfast will be the annual meeting of the Alumni. The meeting is always held on the same date as Homtcminr day and this year a iegi::traticii table will be placid in the lobby cf the hotel for ail re turning Strollers. Officers of the alumni of Strolleio include Kerndon J. Evans. Pineville, L. president; Eme.y Frai.er. vice president; Whitt sburg, atu Bob Mitehrll. Louisville, secretary Because cf the three day Thanksgiving holiday granted I'niversity students, there ill be no College Night program at the Kentucky theater Friday, November 26. The next Kernel sponsored Ccllrge Night wiU be held Friday. December 3. The new series of College Nights will be held at the Strand theatre and will Jjireacnt unique programs fcr the University students. and treasurer. Lreient Post-Gam- post-gam- Sale Of Flowers To Be Conducted By Mortar Board Ten-ne-s- ee . I NYA chrcks will be tsi ce the I'n'verslty bosinrs t dav from 9 to 11:30 a. snd from 1 to 4 p. m.. it Group At Meeting Tuesday Dr. T. W. Rainey, tcscciati editcr cf the Lexington Leader, will address a meeting of th? Y. M. C. A on "War and Peace" at 7:15 o'clock Iuediy night in the V rcoms. Election of the YM editor and burinefs manaar cf the "K " t :c!: will be he'd at the meetings. Dave Scott is the only one who has an nounced his candidacy for the poa;. 1hos3 seeking the post cf business manager include Pete Smi'ui. Bob Evans. Crittenden L:wry. and Charks IJacre. Nominations of other candidate:; may be inadj from the fioor at the meclun. Coeds Report For Rifle Competition Sixty hopeful candidates nr? working out daily in the basement of Alumni hall in the desire to become members cf the pirls' rille team. These future sharp-shoo- . ws are being taught the multiple pat!:; of the army ri.ie under the tutorr.s: of Coach Forre.st James. According to the mentor th-- present squad will be cut to 1.3 setive participants after the initicl fu'iir; Target practice sessions. ex pected to commence in nrjp:oi mately two weeks. - ci-f:- before a sellout crowd rms line-uon deck to see the Blue and the ra annunc?J yesrday by Keg r"n!ie..affain enact Uie T. T. Jonc3, of m?.i. CIa.r.h. Because both cub. have Students must call fcr their .milar records, one mere ictory or wa'l until af-- (t ihc:ks U and several bumps by morj potent i:ig holidays. t'l? Th u. aggregations, Thursday's rlcaf'-s- t is e'estined to be arothir typical Cat Vol boll game furious goaline !JDIIN LEWIS EPITS stands, sensational gallops and ar.MUSIC .MAGAZINE guments aplenty. The mo t mediocre plaver cn there teams turns HJiled ar.d published cn the Ur.;- - in an All American performance o;i verrity cr.mpia the edition the day when footbiil and turkey of "The Southern Musician" rr.aga- - are on the tongue cf every fun. Nine Wildcats will piay their z.m will te issued this .week. Tris swan Stoll field gam? Thursday. Of i" the fir.st yzar tnat well ' rp-vSom hem has ben that number six are re;ulars Davis, Hagan. Ska?R3, Boste. published at thi? L'niversi y. tnd Simpson. The three John Lewis, band director, is tie rditcr cf "The Siuthe. n Musician others have been used this season and Waller Boyd Is assistant editor. in relief roles Elhneton. Kurachek, It is published by the Kentucky and Wadlington. With six starters starting their t Lexington battle, Bind Orchestra Directors' -- - tContlirncd on Pa'e Si.x in. p di-a- iy Vh i s maiin; Rob-ir.so- n : la-s- Win Or Lose bs 4W-if? Coach cue.r k'me Ccach C'.irt Wynne who will send h's Wildca's asalnst Tennessee Thanksgiving day in an effort tc gain Kentucky's first victory over Vol tutor N'eyland. Krwk Pirsitlrnl L. Mt (if the Sour Mash Publication Dale Postponed Cue to the extension cf the Thanksgiving holiday bv the r I'nivrrsity Senate, "S Mash," ramrus humor magazine, will not appear on Thankssivinj Day as previously stated. It will be on sale, however, following the students' return next week, according to the editor. Viv l'ni,'fiily o.' Strol.ers are invited by the aluiiir.i to attend the breakfast. YMCA Will Select Alumni Schedules Editor Of "K" Book e Dance For "Homecoming" Dr. T. W. Rciney Will Address Climaxing the Homecoming festivitics, the Lexington Alumni Club e will sponsor the annual dance from 9 to 12 o'clock Thanksgiving night in th; Alumni gymnasium. At this time both students and graduates will be in attendance for what is destined to be one cf the largest dances of the entire social reason. Playing for the dance will be Gene Bryant and his orchestra, who have been engaged for the entire set of alumni dancs. One of the outstanding events will be the presentation of Homecoming awards to the fraternities and Judged as having the most original presented and cleverly house decorations. These cups, now on display in the window of the Dunn Drug Ccmpany, will be presented by Eugene Warren, president of the SuKy pep circle. Miss Margie McLaughlin is chair man of the committee on arranae-mert- s for th? dance. The" other members of the committee are as follows: Dran Si-- a Blandine. Dean Sr;ra Holmes. Willy King. Helen King. James Shropshire, Dean T. T. J;ncs, Ct leman Smith, Jol it L Sturgeon. Gen? Myers. Dr. Cronley Elliot, and Mr. and Mrs. Car! SlrutUfflan. rt Kentucky end TenneT-??3..t:r rtstes but vicious gridiron rivals, will revive their 32 year old fjiiball a.Thanksgiving day whon tho Until Monday tliis vtar lias liccn designated as Thuiv 1 liis is the day that the I'niversity of our hoiioralilc and friendly rival. Tennessee. ki n;uik On lhat dav, the oMitc of the Secretary ol the Alumni Association will he ojKn in the morning; a tea will be given at Maxwell Plate to all alumni, immediately following tho game; and in the evening, there is a dance in the Alumni (. mnasium. In behalf of the I'niversity, I extend to ail Alumni ami friends ol the I'niveisiiy a welcome on this otcasion. It should he a day of thanksgiving from many xinls of view; lor the progiess ol the I'niveisiiy, for its great IxkIv of Alumni who have contributed much to the wellaie of the Stale and Nation, and for the omm t unity to serve, in the highest st use of that phrase. It is. therefore, in this spirit that I welcome the Alumni of the L'niveisiiv to the campus on Thuis-dav- . Novcmhei ".", H):i7. I iiM.Hi niiiiiit; D i dav, NomihIki 1T. Alunri cf S.rollers, ftudcr.t dra Bnsincss Office President ftl'Vey Approves Lengthening Thanksgiving Welcome To University Of Kentucky Homecoming mctic Season's Only Capacity Crowd Expected For Interstate Cleat Classic TO RK EY Present Stroller .Members Are Holiday Causes Postponement of College Night p Flower sales, conducted by the Kentucky chapter of Mortar Board for the Thanksgiving Day game, will bgin today. Representatives will be In the postoffice Tuesday and Wednesday to take orders. The following selection of floweri is offered; corsage of button school colors. 50c: "mums." single "mums," 50c. 75c. and $1. Deliveries will be made Thursday morning to dormitori?s, sororities, fraternities, and residence houses in the vicinity of the University. Flowers will be sold at the Lafayette hotel. Phoenix and Dunn's drug stores Thursday morning and at th? game that afternoon. colors as well as Kentucky's can be obtained. Thefe sales are by Mortar Board with FDonsored the hope of promoting school spirit. The proceeds of th? sales go to a scholarship fund maintained by Mortar Board. MENTOR x Cups now on display in the window of Dunn Drug company, will be awarded the winner and runner-uin both the men's and women's division. The presentation will be made at the Alumni dance which will be held in the gym from 9 until 12 o'clock Saturday night. All organizations who wish to enter the contest for the most original decorations must have their displays ready for judging by 9:30 a. m. Thursday. The Judges, whose names mill be kept secret until the winners have been announced, will make a tour of all the houses some time late Thursdry morning. The displays will be judged according to originality of Idea and method of presentation, tnd it is not necessary that they be humorous. ueu-Unar- .ts. A t cf th? new of'icers follows. Liei'ttnan colon"'.s Sam M. James Em?e. and Jack For Decoration Competition Sponsored By Sully Circle test. Officers appo nted include three utenant-colcneltwo majors, eleven captains and 28 first i( Stroller Alumm To Hold Banquet sponsored by SuKy circle. The 17 social fraternities, and 9 sororities, men's and women's dormitories, and various organized residences are eligible to participate in the con- ty McVey. ' 1 Student Domiciles Eligible Originality of idea and method of presentation will determine the of this year's annual winners Homecoming contest decoration Uni-v.ii- s i" KENTUCKY ENTERS TILT .MINI'S USUAL INJURIES NYA Chech vacancies in tlae R. O. T. C. regiment were arnvjnc.d Monday by Lieut. Col. B. E. Brewer, head of the department cf military scienc.'. were ch"cn by T!i? new olfic-ra beard consisting of Major Irvine C. Scudder, Major Austin Triplett, ?nd Majr.r George N. Randolph. Appointments cf the cadet ' offie rs nas been approved by President - 7" mum Prerequisite Nine Seniors To .Make Final Local Appearance As ISitter Grid Enemies Fight For Keg A callable At fill existing :. Imm Winners To Be Announced At Thanksgiving Eve Dance; Originality Is A l,y Men Are Selected Hoard To Fill Positions In Applntir. r.t cf cadet officers to til -- r Regiment do - fclded hrriiontlly with (he name rlate at the "p of the page the reader mill observe a complete page. Then it is necessa-- y to tu-- n ( the lower half of the page fo'd it again. This time it thruld he folded so that two distinct layouts of the the bottom half cf the pace beecme visible. The Kernel is the first college newspaper in the country to experiment with this trend in irake-up- . Students are invited to submit their criticism of the appearance cf this page. (Signed) Ross J. Checeleff. Editor Kentucky Kernel pi-nd- e GREEKS All Fortv-Fou- e L'H Batoe lition Lieut. Col. Brewer Appoints Officers To Fill Vacancies s. W'-m- n 4 Tt day's hsue cf The Kernel is an of the modern trend in front pa?e nukc-urBv car?rving this front rgf. the reader will not'ee three distinct layouts. To fully comprehend the idea, i. U necessary to read the piper from three angles. First, mlien the paper is NO. Kentucky And Tennessee, Famous Rivals, Prepared To Resume Pigskin Feud Used In Todays Issue of Kernel fri7 pi cheer-leaden- f olil New Makeup In pre celebration of the University's annual Homecoming game SuKt. campus p?r circ. will stae th last and largest of the year's M t HAG AN OGLES COVETED KEG Pajama Stampede, Freshmen Cap Incinerator, Band Music, Yells, Oratory To Pep Party "d f I op o 1SSIE t. 1 FSlC Parade. Bonfire d U I'll, 2711 Wildcat Typical Collegiate Football Pep Program Scheduled For Tomorrow Night Celebration (Mill IinMECOMPin Ritcher Addresses Band To Perform Jean Jackson Is Cast Announced Sigma Xi Meeting Between Halves For Guignol Play Crowned Queen Of Came Of Cat-V"Fall Festival" Mrefnsr Was HeH 'n Civic ol Entering ir.to tlic spirit of the Homecoming game with Tenncsse?. the University's "Ecst Band in r.ppropriate Dixie" will present formations fccUveen the halves of the grid strvgsle on Thanksgiving Day. Its performance will be limited to seven minutes, however, as the Tennessee band wlil perform during the. remaining portion of the period. Led by drum majors Benneron ar.d Sullivan. r.nd sponsor Betty Bakhaus. the band will march onto the field, break into "Hail. Hail." and form "GANG." which will be followed ty "UT." and the Tennessee pep nrr.g and Alma Mat?r. "VOLS" will be the next formati m. afier which the musicians will about fac? and march to the Kentucky side of the held, where it will form "HOME." and play "My Old Kentucky Home." The next portion of the band's performance will be an attempt to nortrav the evolution of music through the years. As it forms "18J7." it will play 'Put On Your Oid Gray Bonnet.'' followed by a four part vocal arrangements of "Aunt Dinah's Quiltint; Partv." Willi "1917. " the tune will be "Over There." r.nd during the final formatim of the serie-- , "1337." the band will swing into "That Old Feolint." "SO LONG" will be tiie concluding formation, with the band flavin-; tlie Ui liven. i;v vp 0:15, "On, On. U. ol K." Fiih'an And McLean Given Engineering And Science Building Leading Ko'es In Production Clowning cf the queen cf the innual "Fall Festival" sponsored by D- -. the Block and Bridl3 club, took Paul O. Ritcher of the exF.ehcarsils for Tne TempcsV place last Friday night in the live periment station was the principal a Shakespearean comedy, has been neck judging pavilion. Jean Jack speaker at a meeting of the Kenunder way fcr two weeks at the son. Lexington, member of Chi tucky chipter cf Sigma XI. national announced Gi'.igncl theatre, it was Omega sorority, was formally science fraternity. Friday night. yesterday by Frank Fowler, director crowned. Her attendants were t November 19. in the Civil En;ir.cer-i- n of 'he production. The famous comedy, Cuigr.ol's 'econd production cf the year, v.iil be presented Monday. Dec3mber 6. is the 1.3 Miss Katherire C:ou-:fi taut director cf the play. island, inhabited A mountainous by sp'iits cf good and bad nnM'v. is tt p sc-cf th" remedy. Tiie only two human inhabitants of the island are Prcspero. pcrtrayed by George White Fithinn. and h's dau.itc.-- . Mirandt. played by Mi-.- ; McL.'an. They hive Sara been ltii. ti.n by Antonio Civh to succeed Fiilj'. mho win of Mian as the Li:!"-PiO'P'-rby th? itudy cf n gi7 " rules these spirits and has Iw traitcrous brother. Antcnio. and his r. sen. Ferdinand. Clarence cat upon thir, Wand. Memb'Ts of he cast nre c:, follows Ariel. !.::;' Calihnn. Gecrpe K. Bradv; Goir"I.i. Wii'rur. E'.:i-- ; Sebastian, Tudor; iiinculi. j! nn r. !.". bitpr.ati i. o. R. Lif.ir.Ly; Alcn:o, Tncma; Do'vn-im- : :h He Miranda. E'l i Lean; Fror;:rro. Georre W'.ii'.e Fiih ia.i: 1 idu..r.!tl. Cl:.r?nce Ocisrr. a.id Aiuoiuo, Cjjle Ficldj. e ne tn j ret Hi-n- Pettus, Stanford. Kaopa Del University Chief Shaves One Day Off Xmzs Holidays To Compensate Fcr Hiked Ccbbler Leave The T'.iank givine; originally planned for jus: one day. has been ex tended to 3 a. m. Menday. November Z'J. ucecrdinr to an announcement made by Pres. Frank L. McVey to the Kernel late yesterday afternoon. In order to make up for the day and cne half hach will be lost hrc-Ethis eten?ien. it was to shorten the Christmas hciidayo by one day. Instead of returning, to school on Tuesday. . J.inury-4- . following the Christmai holidays, classes will be resumed at 8 a. m. Menday, January 3. Dr. MeVey wa petitioned fcr the idd' ic:al holiday period by the Men s Student Council, and after a confcience with him the ex;en- sion was granted. This will be the first time in the history cf the University that a fuil Than;giving week end holiday has been granted the students. There are no prcvu,;;..s to President extension. The holidays will take place whether Kentucky wini cr 'cses the football game. Repr Brewn. p esident cf the Student Council, made the follow- -; ing statement: "In behalf of the Council. I would like to express our appreciation to President MeVey lur his genercsiry in extending thi holiday." The idea criiinated in the Stu-dent Council through the sugges-t.on of Gene Warren, president of Suky c.icle. Members of the which cenf erred with Dr. MeVey were Roeer Brown, president of the Council; Harlowe Dean, member of the Council: and Ross ChcpeiefT, editor in chie f of U13 Kernel. Presideht McVey made the following statement: "A: rnnm-rmen- t is made from the President's office that there be a Thank'ving Holiday will f xtendin; from Wednesday eve ni-- Nnvrmhrr 2. at S o'cl wh to M'lml.iy morning, November a. m. ?l To mike ap the tlav anl a half that i Holithe Christmas lot. day will be shortened by one day. Th I'niversity of Kentucky is resuming its work on Monday mora n; at 8 a, m - ' , and Fhvsics building. "The Crown Eorer and the Straw dependent. Coronation ceremonies 'jerry Industry." was the subject of were in charge of Alpha Z"ti. hin-- ; Dr. Ritcher's addre?. As assistant o'ary agricultural fraternity. The entcmoletrist in the experiment sta-'iqueen and her attendants were cf the College of Agriculture, encsc-by a vrte of the mn stu he has been working on this proCollege of Agriculture. ject fir 5orr? t;me. a.-dents of the recently The milkmaid's milking contest vi,i:trd the areas aflec:ed by the t"-was won by Alice Swop-?wl'h paraiit. 5we-takes trophies being divided. Dr. Ritehr stated that Kentucky Twenty three men were pledged ranks recend in the United States 'o Blcck and Bridle Club at the in the produc.icn of strawberries. dar.ce. Robert W. Bocton. Flem- - He quoted figures cn the preduc imrsburs: Lcgan Caldwell. Danvil; tion in various parts of the s'are. To ii'--. Mayville; William naming Western Kentucky as the Duty. Wrcherter; William Hud leader. The experiment station has .11,'. Taviorsvilie: Daniel Culttn rerrnrly been studying the life cycle Parks' il:e: Arthur Harney, Cynthi-- j cf the crown I a er which kills tr-.ana: Gefi.ge Gibson. Brccksville; strawberry plant. Dr. Ritcher pointHomer Knight. Geo:getcwn; Julian ed out that th- - principal mean-c- f Smi'h. Lexington: William Smoot, ridding the state of thesp in iAugurta: Alfied Strauss, Jr.. Louis sects Ls ba ed upen "the time of ville. Neville Titur" Louisville; Ho-- ! piannng. and "the acquiring i.t ward Webb. Hansun; James Wil certified plants." rcn. Lexington; W. C. P.'ai'oman The election of delegates to the Buena Vista; B. F. Cott?rill. Stamp- national convention nf KUm,i Xi ing Gro.ind; Warren hut. A111114 to te held in Indianapolis, Indiana. ton; Graham Wilkens. Fulton; Ai- - from iwvcmbT 27 to January 1. Pembroke; W P. Burnet te. was deferred in favcr of app3ini-mrn- t Fulton; James Ccot... HussellviUe; by the president of tiie fra mid Charlw Hogg, Versailles. I ternity, o. J. Stewart. 'a: and Cleo Lane. Lexir.ttton. In ' I ! com-mni- '. Jamurj 3, * Fate THE KENTUCKY KERNEL TvYO Scrap Irony ofttciai. KrwBPArm op the rnrDCfi-- s op Tin vntvkrsitt op kjdttucky Poat Office at Lezlnfton. Kentucky, matter aoder Uw Act of lttrcn 1, U7. cui tta To the multiple-voicechantinst of "T-uto the right", "Susie Q to the left " "Dust to the middle and iwing on out." the finger naving populace of the University Bi?sppled". "Swung", and in general, made merry, at the last pre Christmas campus hop Saturday nite. Practically extinct were the waltz and tte slow, dreamy music cl yesteiciay. "Study in Brown", and "Vieni. Vi?ni" displaced the long popular "Stardus;" and "I Lcve Yo'.; Truly." Even "St. Lcuis Bluer." th? "lids"" tune cf every band in th? country until the ad vent of "rw.in." was Jjmpletely forgotten and neglect Jd. In the Southeast corner of th" gym. next to the orchestra, a band cf V. of L. emigrants trirjped a rwinj version cf the light fant3ctic-witapparent disregard for the multitud? of stags who Hood by and eglf-rthnir maneuvers. Three members of the party were in dis cure cr had loit their razors, for they b?ards and moustache which easily gave them a first ics cn a Hcusj of David membership. The ctnter of a circle of hand clapping, foot stamping spectator? was "Smskey Joe" Hagan. Cab Curtis, and "Little Bill" Bailey. Henry Clstv Mummer, who "shined". in turn, for th benefit of the av emblcd mcb. Cur selections for the Campus IVpheads of the week are Phi Taus Stan Hand, and either Tommy or Morris ewe still can't tell them apart Mcuntioy. who so gweetty danced together in the Big Apple. d THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Bntrr4 at Tueliv, n ;:;::::::::;;utr Cy HARRY WILLIAMS u ck SIDESHOW a 3 2 itittt ' By DON IRVINE -- ' with whom he was supposed to . friends of Georgene have a date Hatcl.er and Martha Snipp are ing :) hair pulling ne.t any- day now between the two maidens, ever certain freshmen footballers . . Meade Brown is reportedly courting r.o a stcr.n with Glenn Pa Coombs of late . Mattis-n- e chief at rr.ee. the Shtlbv Hou'f-'.tr&efinn th femes' er. has been aet- h,', rhare of dates o mrr fh riifli hns hpf i ei',in2 all rirrh? h- - herailf wirh KA nledze Bill Worth . . . "jchnny Grei.mu e eems tf be cr t're opinir.n tha; the finer thin ;s of lit are conui..ed in Mildred the shapely PR spons-crCroft . . The Phildelts are r.ht prcud cf a punch which tltev se. ved to the TiideiU. Ch.iJ. e.i:ci Krpoj" at a recent pirty. They call ii "Purp'e Pacsion" . . Genrr" Bcr. aitiuicl h r s usu.il kickadrsic.il aptly iliu: trjte;l at th? AT') bullet si:ppr when lie con'er.'ediv allowed Mary Cere .ods to plire a napkin around hi.s neck and f eo Carl Conner haunts the him . . Cfeic fccuse for c glimpse cf Dc . Fabian Metht.s Ann Young pledged Sigep frat in order to be eligible to date Gladys Harkne-3A r.wr the Sigep sweetheart. flash from Louisville informs Ui that Ralph Congleto.Vs ATO pin ".s once more being worn cn the U. of L. campus by Jonnie Barker. Some girls just never take a hint, co they. Ralph? Novemher YWCA HEARS TALK BY JEAN McCONNEI I. . c Dr. Willem Van de Wall, professor of music at the University ami a representa'ive cf the Carnegte In stituie. nc was scheduled t mr.ke n address on Metropolitan Opera V mu Experiences at the Y. w. sic group meeting Monaav nr.cn. November 22. in th? Women's building, ras enable to be pre-iJcan v r'" McCcr.neil sn ;k iu Dr. Van e'e Wall and elis P'acf cus.sea me opfra uies oi mo,i by Offenbach soxit reason there seems lo Ik- - an epidemic up trade c lzlnirtoa Board of Commerce Fcm coionatious on the campus. Every or- THERK is nothing: like a convocation to drum Kentucky lntrrcailcciata Pma AsoctatloD eommons. ganization wants a queen and they are jolh well assembly hour there is such a business boom on limning the whole idea into the giound. Now the top floor McVev hall that it has been facetiously hinted National Advertising Service, loc. meetings is a clever scheme to swell that the holding .of-th' wc suggest sonic variations oil the iheme. Nt TOlC. M. Y. 4SO MAOCSOH Avt. If this is true, the administration has . u Mam Why doesn't the garden dub elect an "Ace refectory profits. cicm aottwi slipped up, because seme students really jro to the paralia-ment- s. of Spades." i he Men's Student Council, a "Jack Editor-in-Chie- f Ross J. CHrrrt rrF thus defeating- in part this subtle advertising- camol Clubs" etc. There's no sense in limiting I lie paign. The remainder of the campus population, however, . . Managing Editor Kavkkimi T. I.iiirim thing. If we are going to do ii, let's do it right. senselessly allows itself to be hoodwinked, and sits around 1.IK.AK L. l'l NN . liusinrss Manager None of this beating about the bush, let it never the soda fountain buying- hundreds of drinks, while the Unilie said that the University of Kentucky does versity bookkeepers chuckle with horrible glee over the sucAdvertising Manager JOHN H. MORGAN -" Stalls Tomnrrerw cess of the plan. manner! things in a HOLIDAY SHOW ADVERTISING STAFF claim that he had just proposo'l to Oseir rattc-rsoPete Smith On Thursday even the aisles ol i,r Paul cmmcn.s vvrre jp.nmcd. diiiiir; The last convocation sjx'aker, a Mr. Smith, th UMn wn.vi VZrV nnH the Hit. mnrr.in- c(inprp;G rw thr ' Circulation Manager NEVILLE TATUM must le psychic. He was in the middle of a year at Memorial hall. Cigarrtt? vhv she was i.ot K convocation. TKy lovad each vtjvi unt m layers repwru inn anecdote about a telephone ringing, and the rmcke wreathed in shift. aycK CLIFF SHAW other ANDREW ECKDAHL record. brer!: hi about ihc heads of the tftry marrwd telephone in Memoiial hall rang. Il iqset Associate News Editors Tern Wr.tkin- - brwailed the fact the medley of chatter X Wrko! no end. We can't keep having these psvehic was deafening: (he piano war that he would hav; to no to the Sports Editor half of c typography laboraKERLER GEORGE H. convocation sjieakers. There's liable to Ik- - some- diewned out by noise of dishes latter the next hcirr. Nonchalant and da'es: and. in ir?ne:al. a nice tory COPr EDITORS thing ol il. Suppose, jusi for the sake of argu- cac cf pandemonium war, deve- Carl Conner pr.s?eri the' moments Lou Rnkin Fd Murshlcr Marvin Oojr against the wall conversing Aiicc Wood BUy ment, that we had a sjieaker on "War." He loped. People were as mimernuT tilt'd Helen Cecil Smith. Jean Ann as affirmative voters in a German with SPORTS WRITERS might start a story about a Ixtmh. and then election. Over:f:reet. as u.fual. beamed, at ' " Piulconr Totb TVitklna Mark Hum Lou U Hayoea That the commons has an auto- everyone with all her strength. where would we Ix'r Joe Creasin bob Rankin Tolled the ne;: or the parting j matic segregational effect was in sundry corners of the Hour ana me commons empuea COMPLETE CAMPUS COVERAGE Tate 'Thursday afternoon the central heating calory castle. Groups collected a: like a hours afire. There was a great stir and collecting oL books; to gender ihan lliiw plain had more trouble. The steam (that's cording At one tableand Greek were a dozen then a rush for the? doers: and a "Docley" Ligon has at last ac We what thev heal the buildings with, sieam) burst unmanned Kappa-- ranging from moment later the exodus was comcent in ies cepted the Phi Tan badge of Jack loose in I rout of the Armory. Ii gave the Armory Fritri Jillson to Jane Freeman. At plete. Theitscommons yawned and Nuxol. Congratulations and felicii In- - I'iljiiims. despite Give characteristic doze. table sat five B.A.E.'s. two rank into What with all the wars of which bore the marks Of gridtations to you both, from the a weird apxaranee. TIIAXKSGIVNG DAY miitoiiiicI-ii iuiiiixf w v. www am- iron conflict: Larry Garland, with Those student- - who ignore convo Snooper. AND FRIDAY and niinimum going on and everything, a jierson wpulcl a patch over his eye; and Gus Mor cation are not extracting the full When Bobbie Stilz came t claim lo go near the place. Sieam lexiks like ga an, with a fractured flipper. In value or their tuition fees. They I.mkI and luxury, doetie ateel one day in the 6 O.'s Yet their atti- his date with Mildred Kash the ! c.ir to pixing thanks to i he out' lot whom they any wax . and to see an armory enx eloX'd in the another sector five A. T. girl. sur- cheat themselvej. On tude is understandable, too. Si.x other night her mother admitted rounded one H't nl ci oa so thai they stuff is abundantly disturbing. American Peace-wayIi.id crossed an uncluttered opposite side of the room nine days a week they listen to lecture him and called to her daughter, the would like to get hold of this. They could K.D.'s surround?d Richard Coitrrt. after lecture, coch one of them who was supposedly dressing, that infill worsliip Him without Icar eil capture or In the middle, five K.A.'s surround- fifty minutes in length and some he was waiting for her.. Mamma use it in llie ii campaign. IKTMd mion. Ahhoiiuli the earth on which they ed Lucy Andersen and Naomi Es- cf them unbelievably tedious. When Kash tock it for granted that Millie till. This did the separate species the opportunity for a choice be- heard her, but apparently she did1T M illed was almost niuillahlc, although l he savsort themselves together over their tween another speech and a free n't, for when, after a thirty minute WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING: the lot est threatened the new age linking in anemic hour presents itself, it is only na- wait and still no Mildred. Bobbie I MARJORIE began bawlin? for eau McElroy: "At the age of fourteen I tural that they sslect the vacation. of his voice. Mamma her at the top (oiticis with deadlv arrows, still the European WEAVER discovered the Power Prichard mourned over Herein lies the maladjustment: chased Nelvm Eddy up an alley, but 1 didn't H indoos, thankful for fieedoin and a lair chance the multiple miseries of his musi- the value cf many class lectures belated maiden snoring peacefully I . of K. Student 19: cal, which seems to have starter-troubl- is questionable: the. inferiority of in the bathtub.a lor a happy lile. desisted from their daily work catch him." Lillian Berry Clark chat- fome. unquestionable. The stu Grace Silverman: "I still hold a grudge that with tables of plenty, and hearts lor a d.i A pinning which 'occurred about STARTS SATIRDAY and dents, whose experience with forted with Cliff McCubbin .l gratitude, they might kneel and acknowledge against my kindergarten teacher. She kept me George Tcgnocchi. Booger Brown mal discourse has not always been a month or so ago. and Vhich we carelessly allowed to pass unnoticed bv devotion the happiness that Almighty God altei schcxil Ix'cause I put triangles in the same berateel Bob Houlihan for his lack- the mort fortunate, are wary of was thu of Alice Catlett. Inder adaisical labors on the K?ntuckian-Gecrgbecause they fear 1 iiiitV; pendent, by Herschel Ward, from had hicmglu to them. lxx with squares." Lamason hawked his foot- it will be a repetition of past bore,X? Inev V: catU-- hei Lambachi way. Plase accept our 4 B. Faulconer: "If you give a dandelion an ball prediction cards at prices from doms. As a result of this they mi?s A glane at a metropolitan newspajx'r today is J. tl .sn t ii. lowho jC belated ' Blesi you my children." two bits up. Chad Cere ccmplained something actually worthwhile: for t J! e rcavm enough lor any American to halt for a inch, it will lake a yard." V that Alice Redding refused to speak it is true that most convocation ; s These lads from the Delta lodge to him any more. Gene Ktr.naird. spcakeis are highly interesting. The Andrew Eckdahl: "Sex? What's sex?" moment and list his blessings. In Eurojie milwith admirable aim. hftng that collegia ns have not learned to rec- seem to go for Yankee gals, especi Sid Buckley: "I am a Canadian citizen." lions are alarmed at the puijxtses of their leadrococo Jacket of his on lunger ognize comparative values: and the ally those hailirg from the "Windy all Don Irvine: "Tallulah Bankhead is plump." from a distance of ten feet. Bob professors have not learned to make City." Glenn Carl ers. Their labor, their thoughts, are (onielled Rogan made, abortive attempts to students like lectures by setting ef- as he anxiously awaits the arrival Sara Biggs: "Of course it's jewelled." bv i lie will-o- f dictators. There is no chance to 1 of his beloved from Chicago, for i absorb academics. Chailie Hall fective examples. Francis W. Theis: "1 did not say that he stole whiled the time with Peggy Weak denounc