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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

Wildcats FtyM 10
End Though Outclassed
Powerful Centre Team Run
Up 56 Points on Crippled 'Cats
RECORD CROWD
of football battle
The
is over ;the hatchet is burled, and
the University of Kentucky and Centre College are again at peace. The
iCentre Colonels won the annual gridiron contest at Danville last Saturday
by a score of 56 to 0. This game, in
which the State championship was at
stake, drew spectators from all parts
of the State, and was witnessed by
nearly four thousand persons, the
largest crowd that ever assembled in
Kentucky to witness a similar conmuch-talke-

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Kentucky Backfield Outclassed.

It wa3 evident from the beginning
of the struggle that Kentucky would
lose, for she was apparently outclassed in every department of the playing, and was at a serious disadvan
tage because of gravo Injuries to several of her best players. Notwithstanding the fact that the lineup included many second string men, Kentucky asked no quarter of her foe.
Paced by these overwhelming odds,
the Blue and Whito defenders nover
lost courage, but fought like demons
for the honor of the University.
If the two opposing lines .had been
of equal strength and weight odds
would have still doubtless been with
Centre, for the Kentucky backllcld,
frankly speaking, was not in a class
vith the Colonol quartet. Roberts,
McMillan, Armstrong and Davis formed a powerful offensive machine
They
which was very successful.
found It much easier, however,' to
make gains around end3 or via the
air route than through the stono-wapresented by Server, Murphree, Kel-leand others in the Kentucky lino.
"With the exception of Shanklln, star
halfback, Kentucky's backfield was
composed of men playing their first
season who had theretofore been regarded as second stringers.

II. OF K. NOW ACCEPTED
FOR GRADUATE

University Coming: to Front
in Educational

Kentucky Spirit Demonstrated.
A special train and scores of automobiles brought to Danville hundreds
of football fans from Lexington and
other parts of the State to witness
the crucial game. Immediately before tho game a parade of Kentucky
students was formed, which, headed
by the University
band, marched
through the streets of Danville
airs and giving college yells.
Inside Cheek Field the scene was
more inspiring than ever. The gridiron was nearly surrounded by stands
and box seats, some of them especially provided for this game, and these
were filled with a cheering multitude.
Blue and White and Gold and White
streamers,
aplenty,
and pennants
were gaily flaunted In the autumn
breeze. Outbursts of song, and cheers
and yells were added to the continuous uproar throughout the game.
L'etween halves Kentucky students
staged a snake dance on the field
which was gaily tinted with Blue and
White, and patched throughout its
entire length with pennants and banners. This demonstration of spirit
seemed to have a decided effect on
the teams, for in the succeeding quarter Kentucky seemed to take on new
life and played more successful football than at any other time during
the game.
With the ball in the middle of the
field and only 15 seconds of play re- e

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President McVey returned Sunday
from Chicago, where he attended tho
convention of the National As30cia
tlon of State Universities, held November 10 and 11.
Important problems affecting state
were discussed.
universities
The
problems of
between
American universities and exchange
with foreign universities, tho problems relative to military education
and changes in economical conditions
as they affect both legislative programs and university salaries were
discussed.
The election of officers was held
md Dr. McVey was
secre
tary and treasurer and placed on two
Important standing committees, those
of Reorganization of Education and
University
While in Chicago, Dr. MoVoy attended two other conventions, the
American Association of Agricultural
Colleges and Experiment Stations, also the meeting of the presidents of
Southern Universities and State Superintendents
of Public Instruction
with the representatives of the Gen-orEducation Board.
Dr. McVey reports a fact that will
be of great interest to Kentuckians
In reference to the status of tho University of Kentucky. The National
Association of State Universities has
placed the University of Kentucky on
the list of universities as acceptable
for graduate work. Of the 600 universities in the United States, there
are only 130 in this classification.

Honors

It is unnecessary at this time to
fiive a detailed story of tho gamo, nor
It an estimate of the Individual
merits of the players portlnent. All
and were a credit

to

their respective institutions. It might
bo well to mention, however, that
spectators gave
many
tho opinion that in tho pivotal positions of the two rival teams Kelley
"played rings around" the vaunted
Weaver. Tho iCentre aggregation played a clean gamo of football, outplayed its opponents, and is entitled to
the respect, Indeed the praise, of all
fanciers of clean, manly sport.
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STAGE MIMIC WAR

Dates Set for Fraternity
Dances and Other Entertainments
NEW PROGRAM
A schedule for dances, entertainments and other student activities in
.ho University was adopted at a meet-aof the Senate Monday afternoon.
Tho schedule Is the result of an attempt by the Senate and Committee
on Student Activities to assist
and other organizations in
selecting proper dates for their enter
tainments and to avoid conflicts in
dates.
This schedule will bo a departure
from the old method formerly used In
the University. A definite date is set
for each fraternity dance, men being
allowed four dances and women three.
Tho
council will decide
ar. to what fraternity will take tho
datea. One date is set aside for fraternities not members of the
council. This schedule does
not apply to house dances, as permission for these must be obtained from
the Committee on Student Activities.
It i3 planned to continue the same
schedule next year if it proves successful.
Tho schedule Is as follows:
Afternoon Dances, Saturdays, Campus,
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3:00 to 5:30.
(1) December C, Cadet Hop (1st).
(2) January 10, Cadet Hop (2nd).
(3) January 31, Sophomore Dance.
(4) February

7,

Seven Men and Four Girls
Are to Be Repre-

sentatives

The long looked for Laboratory
In the Old Dormitory, to bo
known as White Hall, will be ready
for occupancy next week.
Tho stage floor of the University
play house, which has been constructed under the direction of Mr. A. O.
Whipple, superintendent of buildings
and ground3, and Professor E. C.
Mabie, is 31 feet by 14 feet. The
proscenium arch opening is 18 feet'7"1
wide and 8 feet high. The stage is
equipped for all necessary lighting
effects. This equipment of the theatre includes foot lights, strip lights,
a well arranged panel board and an
Interlocking dimmer.
Sets for the
plays will be constructed by the workers. Adjoining the theatre are two
small rooms which will be used for
property, dressing room and office
purposes.
The-atr-

Cadet Hop (3d).

(5) March 6, Cadet Hop (4th).
(6) March 20, Freshman Dance.
(7) April 10, Cadet Hop (5th).
(S) May 15, Cadet Hop (6th).

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HONORED

Boys Complete Training and
Leave to Capture
DELEGATES ELECTED FOR
E. C. Codby, H. H. Bennett, Goobel
Porter, V. D. Salmon, L. B.
and alternate, H. G. Sollards)
team, accomthe U. K.
panied by (Professor Horlncher, of
tho Animal Husbandry Department,
will leavo tho first of next week for
Chicago, where they will enter tho
contest at tho International Livestock
Show meeting thero on November 30
The team will do preliminary Judging for practice at the University of
Illinois and Purdue University beforo
going on to Chicago. The team has
been doing extensive work since last
spring, visiting tho principal stock
farms in tho Dluo Grass, and Is confident In entering the contest, although tho boys will bo working
against teani3 from all loading Agricultural colleges In the 'United States
and Canada. Several trophies and
cups are to be awarded for tho highesi
team record and individual record.

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For use Next week

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No. 9

LEXINGTON, KY., NOV. 21, 1919

VOL. X,

Evening Dances, Fridays, Off Campus,
Close Not Later Than 1:00.
(1) December 19,
(2) March 19, Tau Beta PI.
(3) April 2, Alpha Zeta.
(4) April 9, Junior Prom.
(5) Juno 7, Senior Ball.
Evening Dance, Friday, Campus, Closo
Not Later Than 1:00.
(1) February 20, Jlllltary Ball.
Saturdays, Campus,
Close Not Later Than 11:45.
(1) December 13, Men's Fratornhy
(1st

In Attractive

Finish.

The auditorium is finished attractively In tan with woodwork of dark
oak. The curtain will be golden
brown in color. The auditorium will
seat 112 persons at each performance.
t
plays will have a
Each bill of
"run" of several performances.
Tho Laboratory Theatre, from the
point of view of the University, will
be the laboratory home of the class
In dramatic art which has already
been organized. The aim of the Department of English is to build a
course in dramatic art and literature,
public speaking and Interpretative
reading which will give a well rounded and practical training to students
who wish to specialize in this field,
and to prepare themselves for the
teaching of these subjects or for work
in community and university theatres.
Professor Mabie's class In dramatic
art. English 34, will move into its new
quarters at onco.
Other Functions of Little Theatre.
In addition, tho Laboratory Theatre
will perform for the University and'1
for Lexington some of tho functions
During tho
of a community theatre.
months of January, February and
t
March, 1920, three bills of
plays will bo presented. The plays to
be produced aro poetic plays, fantasies, harlequinades, revivals, satires,
and original Kentucky plays which
cannot bo soen on the commercial
stage. In tho list of plays to bo presented nro tho following:
Lord Dunsany's "The Tents of tho
j
Arabs."
Merry,
"A
Evrlenov's
Nicholas
.

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Tho delojates of tho Young Women's Christian Association who will
attend tho Students Volunteer Movement 'Convention, which Is to bo held
'n Des Moines, Iowa, from December
31, 1919, to January 5, 1920, wore
elected at a meotlns which was held
In tho P.ecreatlon Hall of Patterson
Hall la3t Monday ovenlng. Tho delegates of the Young Men's Christian
(2) January 17, Mon's Fraternity
Association were chosen by tho Cabi- (2nd
net and will bo submitted to tho
(3) February 14, Woman's Frator-nltfor approval at the meeting
(1st).
Sunday ovenlng.
(4) February 28, Woman's FraterTho opportunity to attend a con- nity (2d).
vention of this kind is offered onco
(5) March 13, Men's Fraternity (3d
In a student generation.
Thero will
Death."
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CONCERTS DAILY, AFTERNOON AND EVENING

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(8) April 24, Keys and Thirteen.
(9) May 1, Lamp and Cross.
(10) May 8, Men's

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Incorporated and Successor to
(2) February 5, Southern Oratorical
Wilbur R. Smith Business College
League Contest and Banquet.
BOOKKEEPING
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TYPEWRITING ud
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TELEGRAPHY
May 7, Strollers Play.
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SCHOOL BOYS

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Can AHea4 AFTERNOON or NIGHT
Can ewplov a part of their time each AtoraMa
DELEGATES SELECTED FOR
or Nitht and SatnHaya by pursuing a Practleal
MISSIONARY
CONFERENCE. Caarae without interfering with their regular
Bookkeeping, Skartkaaa', and Trpewrltiaf.
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Women Students and
Members Invited.

Faculty

Staff and Crown will be at home to
all women students and faculty members Friday, November 21, from 4:30
to 6 p. m.
Staff and Crown, Senior Honorary
Woman's Fraternity, was founded in
1913 for the purpose of furthering
scholarship, democracy and general
leadership among the women students
of the University.
The outstanding
members of the Junior Class are selected and pledged by the fraternity
en Arbor Day of each year.

of renown selected from
the most eminent workers of Chris
tiandom.
There will be student
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from thousands of
schools and Universities from all
over America and programs will be
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LUNCH GOODS OF ALL KINDS
The nominating committee for the
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Cabinet and two from the Association
at large and the following girls were
Deleapproved by the Association:
gates Margaret Well, Lillie Cromwell, Adele Slade, Fannie Heller.
Alternates Mary Hardy Ligon, Lula
Blakey, Elizabeth Kraft and Bernice
Young.
The men who have been
are as follows: John
nominated
Davis, J. P. Barnes, Jesse Tapp, Carl
Zerfos3, V. H. Barlow, G. Gregory,
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(7) April 17, Men's

Tho Alumnae Club, of the University of Kentucky entertained with a
reception in the Recreation Hall at
Patterson Hall Friday from 4 to 6
o'clock for tho first year girls of the
University.
Tho Recreation Hall was decorated
effectively in yellow and white. The
new wicker furnituro which is to
the furnishings of the Hall was
used and added greatly to the
appearance of the room. Potted plants and ferns decorated the
windows and stands.
Mrs. A. F. Shouse, president of the
Alumnae Club, and Mrs. Charles J.
Smith, chairman of the Entertainment Committee, presided.
Tea, sandwiches and mints were
served. There was dancing during the
afternoon.
Mrs. Catherine
Scott
Shelby and Miss Marguerite McLaughlin poured tea.

All

(Highland Echo.)
SCHEDULE FOR
STUDENT ACTIVITIES.
Thermometers
aro not tho
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'LITTLE THEATRE"

READY
FOR USE NEXT WEEK.
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John Hertford's "Wyt and Science."
Alice Gcratenberg's "Overtones.
Susan Olaspel's "Trifles."
William Butler Yeat's "The Land of
Heart's Desire."
Maurice Maeterlinck's
"The Intruder."
Stanley Houghton's "The Dear Departed."
B. Fl Parquhar's "Apocryphal, a
clever original play by Professor Far- quhar, of the Department of English,
to have Its first production In the
Laboratory Theatre.
Artistic settings for the plays will
be designed and made by the theatre
workers.
The Laboratory Theatre is especial
ly desirous of encouraging the writ
in of plays of Kentucky life. Ken
tucky's history, folk lore and trad!
tions offer a rich field for the writer
t
plays. To encourage the
of
writing of such plays, the Laboratory
Theatre will produce artistically, will
pay a royalty for, and will, if the
merit of the plays warrants, make ar
rangement for publication in a series
of Kentucky plays, of all plays ac
cepted.
Plays Written by Students.
In the spring, students in Miss
Frances Jewell's class will present
some dramatizations for children. The
dramatizations which have been pre
pared by University students for those
Saturday morning productions are as
follows:
"The Red Etin," by J. A. Dixon.
by Ethel
"The Three Bears,"
Fletcher.
"The Pied Piper of Hamlin," by Ora
Lee Jones.
"The Vision of Sir Launfal," by
Frances Jewell.
The Laboratory Theatre is under
the supervision of the Department of
English of which Professor E. F. Far- quhar Is the head. The productions
will be under the directions of Professor E. C. Mabie.
Students and Citizens in Casts.
Casts for Laboratory Theatre plays
will be chosen by the director from
students of the University and from
residents of the city who become
actively associated with the work.
Students who wish to try for parts
in the Laboratory Theatre plays are
invited to report to Professor Mabie.
Ou Tuesday and Thursday afternoons
during the sixth and seventh hours,
lie will be in Room 301, Administration Bulldtng.

Ags Entertain University With Dance
After Exhibition
"There will be a dance, or an exhibition of livestock, or something"
began the official announcer at the
Hall Monday at lunch. Hor opening
words seem to have amused the audience Monday night, for the Hall
sent a fine representation to the Ags,
At the new barn on
entertainment.
the Experiment Station Farm assembled the Ags and their ladies in
goodly numbers for the word had been
sent out that there would be dancing
and food.
The cows, pigs, sheep and mules
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marked step patiently.
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public appearanco.
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nnd Jo Gill, followed. Then the moaning saxophone began walling and the
dancing started. Doughnuts and cider
were served.
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
Published ovory Friday throughout tho College year by the student body
of the University of Kentucky, for the benoflt of tho students,
alumni and faculty of the institution.
The Kentucky Kernel is tho official newspaper of tho University. It
la issued with a view of furnishing to Its subscribers all the college news
6t Kentucky, together with n digest of Items of interest concerning tho
Universities of other States and Canada.
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BUSINESS STAFF.
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STUDENT GOVERNMENT.

It is always a matter of profound interest to those who keep step in
the march of progress, to observe the little incidents which show that a
group of people or an organization is progressing.
So it is with a thrill
of pride and satisfaction that the Kernel commends the Senior Class in its
action of investigating the principles of Student Government, with a view
of establishing those principles at the first possible opportunity on our
own campus.

HONOR

IN DEFEAT.

of tho University who may bo deposed to bo somowlmt
discournged over last Saturday's defeat, and may it bo hoped there are few
in this class, would do well to read tho following extract from tho account
of that gamo na given in tho Louisville Courier-JournaHow savagely tho Blue players battled, how nobly they struggled
nnd how gamely their dosperato backs strove to ponctrato tho Gold
defense in their vain endeavor to reach tho coveted goal, tho long
series of unsuccessful charges plainly shows.
Torn nnd battered by tho cruel Impact, crushed and reeling from
tho shock of Colonel brawn against Wildcat grit, tho courageous Kentucky cloven fought llko a collection of tigers to turn tho tldo of
battle. Gamely they struggled until tho very end, and, whllo thero
Is glory for Centro Collego In its victory, thoro is honor and plenty
of It for tho Blue in its defeat. Onlookers gazed in admiration and
oven tho Gold host accorded its meed of praiso as tho Wildcats battled so fiercely to tho bitter finish.
A defeat at the hands of such a machine as the Centro eleven has
proved Itself to bo Is not a disgrace, for it is a rare occurrcnco that n team
of its equal is found in tho South. It is Centre's year, she has worked long
and hard for tho triumph of Saturday and she must be given due credit
for it.
Tho generally clean sportsmanship exhibited by teams and student
bodies of the institutions both during and after the game is worthy of
comment. A cleaner exhibition of football is rarely seen on any field, the
small number of penalties despite the strong rivalry existing between the
two teams testifying to this fact. In most instances the element of "rubbing
it in" was conspicuously absent from the conduct of the victors, and after
the game victors and vanquished mingled in social activities in the friendly
spirit which should always prevail between sister institutions.
In fact, It
was a day of creditable performance for both.
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wi3h her, and through
meanors which rumor seizes upon and scatters abroad? Among such incidents, the writer recalls the hoax referred to In another section of the
paper, which was staged at tho Ben AH Theatre on Armistice Day, resulted
in much alarm and dlscomforture to certain obviously undeserving victims; tho defacing of building and other University property, the tying
down of the whistle, and other memorable escapades connected with a certain night of last year. Rumor, and tho memory of any "ole timer" could
furnish numerous others, but these are examples of tho type of thing which
public opinion, directed and interpreted by a level headed body of students
should deal with, rather than an overburdened faculty.
Every week finds an evidence of progress in some direction, whether
is in the Improvement of the physical appearanco and convenience of the
campus, or in the undented evidence of intellectual development. This year,

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are especially proud of our Little Theatre, of tho splendid work done by
the Extension Division, and tho fact that wo have been placed among the
1G0 of tho COO institutions of higher learning in tho United States which are
recommended for graduate work. Shall we as students, admit that we
cannot keep pace with the development which is going on around us?

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ALI THEATER.

ARMISTICE DAY.

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in upholding the dignity of his Alma Mater
her, his State, to be judged by the petty misde-

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There is undoubtedly no organization, no body of students bo well able
to deal with a question of this sort as the Senior Cla3s. Not only are its
members the avowed leaders of thought and action among the student body,
but they have for years practiced a form of Student Government which
enables them to consider more intelligently all phases of the subject. By
this is meant the Senior Court which has ruled always with a rod of iron,
but withal, "wisely and well." The principles of this organization need
only to be broadened in order that the whole campus may be placed under
a body of officers, elected by the various classes, and composing a student
council. This council would exert authority given to It by the students
themselves, to correct misdemeanors, and to assist in every way possible
"Well, suh," chuckled tho Kentucky
to erect and maintain high standards among the students. It is not merely
Honor System. It includes the Honor System, but extends further to Colonel, "when a man's halah comes
an
include regulation of all matters which pertain to conduct of students on out in a comb, it's lost fo eveh. But
bless yo' hea't, a girl can take huh
tho campus, in everything in which they participate.
halah out of a comb and put it back
The women of tho University last year took a decisive step in this direc- on huh head again."
tion, and the writer considers it a matter of commendation that Student
Government, introduced last year in the girls' dormitories has proved its
"Junlor-ette- :
"What's going to be
merits and is now well established and recognized as the ideal form of govin Chapel Tuesday?"
ernment for large bodies of students.
Soph-es- s
"We are."
and Fre3h-ee- :
It is inevitable that the same objections will be brought forth when
the question is up for discussion as were raised when it was being con"Gurrrrrrrr," growled the Knight of
member who
sidered by the girls. There will always be the
the Lexington Drug, turning his pock-- '
insists that the University is not ready for Student Government. In answer
ets inside out with a characteristic
we would refer thl3 conscientious objector to the record of the "University gesture.
"Show me Alexander!"
and others of the
of Wisconsin, University of Virginia,
leading institutions which have adopted the system and found it highly
"We want some lady to christen
successful. To say that we are not ready even to follow In their footsteps
is to admit either that we are afraid, or that we are not intellectually this ship."
"What are the qualifications, Gov
capable of progressing with other leading universities. There is no reason
University are not ready for anything which ernor?"
we can conceive why we of the
"Almost any lady will do who has
marks us as a progressing institution.
a bottle of champagne." '(Louisville
Then there is the man, who like the poor, is always with us the
"patriotic citizen" who insists that Kentucky standards and actions can not
be improved. May an ever enthusiastic Kentuckian suggest that now is a
"The idea," cried Mam'selle On
good time to look ourselves squarely in the face and say that because we
Dlt indignantly. "Of course I never
belong to the State which is the fairest in tho Union, we should consider flirt. If a boy smiles at me I never
whether we do in all things represent tho spirit and the ideals of that State smile back at him unless he's espeas we should?
cially good looking. That make3 all
Does ope who is interested

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the difference In tho world."
Prof. Grehan "What is a mirage,
Mr. Ralble?"
Mr. Ralble "A mirage Is a vision
of an oasis in a desert when it isn't
there. It shows you something that
really is somewhere where it isn't."
Jimmy McEwin "Is alio the girl
that doos tho anesthetic dancing?"
Tapp

"Funny about Ed Parker.
you know."
Barnes "What's ho doing now out
of tho way?"
Tapp "Last night at Y. M. Davis
asked him to lead in prayer and
he knew what he was saying he
said, "It isn't my lead, I just dealt."
Absent-minde-

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Pall Hall girls nro comfortably relaxed In tho soft cushions enjoying a
dollghtful picture on tho first holiday
of tho year, when an announcement
Is made. It clectrolizcs ono part, our
part, of tho nudlcncc "All Patterson
Hall girls report nt tho Hall nt once.'
Scattered Httlo groups gather together their wraps and file down tho
aisles with excited buzzing. Thoy
hurry up Main Street and pick up n
frenzied Mlgs Berkley and a wondering Miss Stevens who join tho hurrying groups. Tho news is passed along
to girls sitting in a car in front of tho
Lexington Drug, and they in turn
spread tho tidings.
Tho clans are
gathering.
Miss Berkely hastens her hurried
stops, fearing a 'fire or a case of flu.
Miss Stevens wonders if tho cooks
have struck and left the Hall without
any armistice Day dinner.
The scene changes Behold!
The 'Hall basks warmly in tho
autumn sunshine. Within the sleepy
air of afternoon quiet hour prevails.
It Was just a joke. Ha, Ha!
Like all practical joke3 It is "per
fectly killing" to the bystander who
didn't bite but to the girls and to the
worthy ladles who didn't deserve to
have their afternoon of rest spoiled,
it wasn't funny or hardly kind. And
was it, Would-BClever Man of Mys
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MEMORIAL BUILDING
SUBSCRIPTIONS DUE
The first installment on subscrip
tions to the Kentucky Memorial
Building are now due. All students
and members of the University staff
who have subscribed to this fund will
confer a great favor on the Campaign
Manager, Profesor W. E. Freeman,
by sending their payments to him at
once.

MEMORIES

Last
Night while
I was looking
Through
An old box,
A rose,

NOTICE.

Flat, dry,
And odorless,
Fell out.
A dozen
Scenes flashed
Before me
And I was
Sad.
Not because
Of any dead
Love
Which the
Rose recalled,
Or
Of an