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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
Vol.L

LEXINGTON, KY., WEDNESDAY, May 6, 1939

No. 106

Law Students Mold Mass EaMv
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Back Janes For President

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By JIM HAMPTON
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Kentucky oratory was swept to new grandeur yesterday noon
when the Law School's broom-hearinbarristers staged a rally
for Taylor Jones, Campus Party candidate for Student Congress
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Backed by a snare drummer, a
bugler and a dozen-od- d
singing
solicitors (alias the "Norman Law- boff Chorus ), three speakers took
the stump to denounce the Stu- dents' Party's Bob Wainscott and
Whayne Priest.
Drinking free leMnade provided
the barristers, an audience of
100 students tittered, smiled,
guffawed and cheered the speak- group of law stu- ers. A front-rodents waved aloft an assortment
of brooms whenever the orators
waxed particularly eloquent.
The rally followed a petition
signed by 79 of the Law School's
108 students, assertedly to censure
Wainscott and to support Jones.
Wainscott had asked a group of
law students to "act like gentle- men" when they came to Student
Congress after the December elec- protesting Priest's decision
that Ken Kusch, a write-i- n can- didate, could not be seated. Priest
was SC's Elections Committee
chairman.
Although Kusch had a Law
School vote majority, the SC con- did not provide for write- candidates. The assembly seat
instead given to Bob Man- Chester, Kusch's opponent, after a
ruling by the Judiciary Board.
A referendum in today's general
election provides for a constitu- tional amendment to allow write- in candidates.
The first speaker, Al Smith, said
the lawyers were going to repri- mand the Students' Party candi- date and his cohort (Priest) by

pledging their votes to Jones,
ne sajd the two had insulted
and defUed the Law gchool
.lhat "tyrants and Uespots have
by the long arm of the
ben
law."

Smith was followed by Les Aber-b- y
wno cited Priest's and Wain-ov- er
scott's "dictatorial tactics" and
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"Today it is our turn to expose
this cruel, dastardly, premeditated,
fiendish, cowardly,
act." Drawing laughter and cheers
as ne Quoted from Omar Khayyam
to Abraham Lincoln, Aberson
added tnat- "To you, P&W, we say: Yoa
shall not press down upon the brow
of the free student body this
crown of thorns; you shall not
crucify us upon a cross of tyr-tio- n,

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'Siceep 'Em Out"

Law students climaxed their old time political rally yesterday by singing a few refrains
of an
song set to the music of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
ttrooms were used to emphasise their slogan, "Sweep 'Em Out."
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Eight Seeking Top Seats
In SC General Election

Eight candidates will be striving
for the tcp teats In Student Congress in today's general elections.
They are Bob Wainscott and
McMullan, Students' Party;
Taylor Jones and Frank Schollett,
Campus Party; Hap Cawood and
Gordon Baer, Nebbish Party, and
Eddy Kurrent and Samuel Carnot,
Engineers' Party, for president and
vice president, respectively.
Of the candidates, only the Stu
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dents' and Campus parties' candidates are eligible to take office
if elected. The Nebbish candidates
are by their own admission "facetiously ineligible" and one engineering candidate is fictitious and
the other dead.
In the elections In the colleges,
the most Important is in arts and
sciences where three seats are at
stake. Trudy Webb (SP. Garryl
Sipple (SP) and Kitty Smith (SP
will oppose Ethelee Davidson (CP

Some Seniors May Leave
After Graduate Area Tests
Some arts and sciences seniors 5 p. m. for students taking the
may leave after Graduate Record advanced tests.
area tests today, according
to
Area tests
will cover history,
UK Testing Service.
the
political science, literature and

Students must take advanced
tests in their major fields, if the
tests are available. Others may
leave after the area tests.
Advanced tests will be given in
biology, chemistry, economics, education, engineering, French, geology, government, history, literature, mathematics, music, philosophy, phyics, psychology, scholastic
philosophy, sociology, Spanish and
speech.
The College of Arts and Sciences
was chosen fcr the test because it
is the only college in which national norms for such a test are
available.
The Graduate Record Exams
will start at 7:30 a. m. today in the
Coliseum. They will be over about

Coliseum Poll
An arts and sciences voting
place will be operated in Memorial Coli&eum from noon to
1:30 p.m. today.
The poll. will be for arts and
sciences seniors who will be
taking Graduate Kecord Exams
in the Coliseum. Seniors will
have a lunch period from
and the bpecial poll will enable
them to vote without having to
go to the Journalism Building.
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questions dealing with art and
music. The physical sciences-mathem- atics,
physics and chemistry are also included.
The results of the test will be
made known to the students as
soon as they have been evaluated.

cold-blood-

Lessley Decker (CP) and Jenrose
Morgan (CP). Miss Smith
and
Miss Morgan are running for a

half-terseat vacated when a
representative left school.
Agriculture and home economics
shows Maitland Rice (CP) going
against Billy Joe Mitchell (SP). In
commerce, Susan King (SP) and
Phil Austin (CP) are striving for
the one seat open there.
Grady Lee (SP) is opposing Dick
Watkins (CP) in the engineering
race. Candidates in education are
Diane Vittitow (CP) and Theresa
Nantz (SP).
In graduate school, Bill Whita-k- er
(SP). and Bill Setzer (CP) are
vying for the one seat open, as
Four basic ROTC cadets have
are Bob Wallace (CP) and James been selected as outstanding drilHerron (SP) in pharmacy.
lers by the Pershing Rifles.
The four are: James B. Chan-no- n.
Colleges and their polling places
Army freshman; Robert O.
are: arts and sciences, Journalism
Bootes, Army sophomore; James
Building; agriculture and home
economics. Home Economics Build- C. Hoskins, Air Force freshman,
ing: commerce, White Hall; ed- and James F. Perkins", Air Force
ucation, McVey Hall; engineering, sophomore.
Anderson Hall; graduate school,
Drill proficiency ribbons
will
Law Building; law, Law Building, also be presented to 76 other basic
and pharmacy, Pharmacy Building. cadets who have demonstrated out
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Introduced by Aberson as "that
orator, the noblest
Roman of them all," the final
speaker was Henry R. Wilhoit Jr.
He drew upon the Bible, Lincoln,
Shakespeare and Winston Church-stitutio- n
ill in lambasting Priest and Wain-i- n
scott for the "irreparable humili-wa- s
ation" the Law School allegedly
had suffered at their hands,
"Fellow barristers, solicitors and
m'lords," Wilhoit said, "lend me
your ears. I come not to praise
Jones, but to bury Wainscott."
..We do not seek a square deal'
or a 'new deal' or a 'fair deal.'"
Wilhoit added, "but we would like
to see a stacked deck cut for a
change."
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Four ROTC Cadets
Named Top Drillers
standing ability in drill.
The Individual
Basic Drill
Awards Program is in its second
year. The competition was conducted and administered by Army
ROTC juniors of the
Advanced Platoon. Judging was
done by Pershing Riflemen.
Air Force cadets
will receive
their awards today during their
regular drill period. Awards to
Army cadets will be made Friday.
PR-sponsor- ed

Creative And Critical Minds Discussed
The gap between the creative
mind and the critical mind in
American colleges was expiorea by
Dr. Howard Mumford Jones at the
Blazer lecture Monday night.
Dr. Jones, English professor at
Harvard, defined the gap as the
difference between the order of
learning fend the rebellion of modern art. The difference is seldom
understood,, he said.
Creative writers, artists, actors'
and musicians are the rebellious
young men of the campus, he said,
although they are often thought
of as the "queer members" of a
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college.
Dr. Jones said the gap also
exists in college courses. There is
clearly a lack of parallel between

the creative arts and the liberal
arts, he stated.

The attitude of me "angry
young men," Jones continued "may
originate from an unconscious resentment of being under constant
surveillance of the critic."
He added that educational authorities rarely recognize the problem.

In defining creative art, Dr.
Jones said it "shuts out comparative considerations and forgets
the real world for an Imaginary
one."
Dr. Jones said universities have
become patrons of the arts and
have fostered a widening of the
gap between the intellectual and
the average person.
"But we cannot remove the
artist from the campus," he said.
"Such an attitude would not
close the gap. Nothing is gained

by expecting the artist to take on
some attributes of the scholar."
Dr. Jones concluded that the
ideal of the scholar-teachshould
not be incompatible with the coner

cept of the scholar-artis- t.
Dr. Jones was introduced by
Dr. Thomas B,. Stroup, UK English professor. Jones Is now editor
of the Belknap Press at Harvard
and was formerly dean of the
Graduate School of Arts and Sciences there. Besides teaching, he
is a poet, historian, author and
playwright.

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Absentee Ballot
UK students voting by absentee ballot in the May 26 primary, may
get their ballots
notarized by Mrs. McChesney in
the Dean of Men's Office.

DR. HOWARD JONES

* 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday, May f, 1959

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Awarded
Scholarship
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Middle East Grad Students
Preferred To Undergrads
desirable that
graduatc students from the Middle
East be sent to the United States
for two years or less than for
underj?raduates to come for four
years, according to UKs foreign
advisor.
Ur. A. E. BisKP. head of the De- partnu-nof Modern Foreign Lan- guapics at UIC, said lecords prove
that these men nrc prepared to
avail themselves of the training
and return to their countries. lie
added the younper student "all
too often fails to become a good

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Members of 12 graduating
classes will return to the University May 23 for Alumni Day
reunions.

ID Photos Made

46 AFROTC Cadets Attend
Camp Session

Pre-Summ- er

By GARNETT "BROWN

Nine senior UK AFROTC officers and 37 junior officers attended
pie-summ-

camp

er

training

in

Memphis last weekend.

The camp, lasting from Friday
thiough Sunday, was also attended
AFOT fadet H0ffiers,f!;on;
Memphis
Mississippi
State universities
The program included close order
,

CCCTo Hold
Annual Banquet
Tomorrow Night

drill with push-up- s
for cadets who
made mistakes and physical train- ing at 4:30
(after three hours
of sleep), followed by a brisk half- mile run to the mess hall for
breakfast.
A GI party was held Friday
nirht fnr th(t pndpt rinrin whirh
as scbled
entire barracks
for inspection
Saturday night the cadets had
to theoretically guard the air base
against "invaders." The UK cadets
succeeded in oreanizins aeainst
and repelling these mock invad- -'
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era."

Dr. Clark
Writes
New Book

The annual banquet of the College Chamber of Commerce will
be held at 6:30 p.m. tomorrow in
the SUB Ballroom.
Jo Anne Beggs and Kraig
Jutnger will entertain. The Men's
3)ee Club, directed by James King,
A book
"Frontier
will sing.
America, The Story of the West- Tickets are $2 each, and are on ward Movement" has been written
sale today in the west wing of by Dr. Thomas D. Clark, History

entitled

White Hall.

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golden anniversary; the class of
1914, celebrating its 45th anniversary; and the class of 1934.
observing Its silver anniversary.
Other groups attending will be
the classes of 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908,

1944,

1924. 1925, 1926, 1927, 1943.
1945, and 1946.

Alumni Day will open with
registration from 10 a.m. to noon
in the SUB. Coffee will be served
in the Music Room. A picnic at
Carnahan House will precede the
annual meeting of the Alumni As- sociation.

Plii Sirs Fieri
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Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity has
elected new officers for next year.
mey are: uonaia L,ynom, president; Charles Cassidy, vice president; Armer Mahan, treasurer;
William Buntin, secretary; Wil-- !
Ham. Rtrnnr . witllllv
con filial nnrl Dhilinl
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Morgan, inductor.

Holy Day Masses
Holy Day of Obligation will
be observed tomorrow in the
Newman Club chapel. Masses will
be held at 7 a.m., 8 a.m., noon
and 5 p.m.
A formal installation of new
officers of the Newman - Club
will be conducted at 10 a.m.
Sunday at the chapeL

Department head,
The book reviews America's
frontier from
days to the virtual end of
free land in 1890.
Clark has been a long-tim- e
stu- dent Of frontier history.
II
lie has written several other
books, among them, "A History of
K.entucKy" ana "Pills, Plows and
pef ticoats "
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Charles Hclmetag, graduate student in German who will revive?
an M.A. degree on May 23, h.us
been awarded a FulbriKht sclu l.u
ship for study in Germany.
lie ill study at George August
nivrrsity of Goettlnjen, in t!ie
I
Allied 7one about 100 miles from
Is eurrertly a
Herlin. Helmeta
at I'K, tc.irhin
graduate assistant
elementary German.
The scholarship covers the 133).
CO
academic year. Helmet;'; said
his project abroad will be "ji cum.
parison of Martin Luther', dextrine of good works with fj th
concept of pure activity."
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di- John E. Barrows, part-tim- e
University
Quote from Dr. Albert Epilector of an
one of four stein: "Science without reluion 1.
center, has been named
iecipients of a Southern Regional lame, religion without ci :.re is
Education Board research fellow- - blind."
ship.
Barrows, also an' assistant pro- foctnp nf nnthmtmliioV tlill StlldV
the operation of the four off- campus centers at Covington. Ash- land, Henderson and Cumberland.
For the past year he has done
research on educational adminis1
tration ..in ..Southern ..graduate
schools, and formerly was a graduate assistant In the University
Bureau of School Service.
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For Reunion

Junes Lawson (left) and Sidney White fill out information cards
before having their pictures taken for the 1959-6- 0
ID cards.
Picture 1 will be taken in the SUB 5 until Friday.

New York.

Harrows Receives
Education (iiant

UK Alumni
Will Return

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investment as far as either country is concerned."
The I K professor spent
week In the Middle Fast last ()c- tnl,rr and November, traveling
the prob- 3 1. DM mile, to apprai
of the stu- leim and potentials
under a
dent cxrhanne foR"-- "
American Friend
Rrant from the
of the Middle Fast,
His observations were made in
a report to the 11th annual con- ference of the National Association
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Medal Without Honor
its windows stuck up

By JAMES AVERY JOYCE

(This article, written by a British
barrister and economist, appeared
Editor)
May 2 in The Nation.-Ti- iE
"The President injected a personal
note," reported the New York Times,
"in presenting the Gold Medal to Dr.
Von Braun, who 15 years ago received
the Knight's Cross from the German
government for his work in perfecting
the V-- 2 rockets used to bombard London.
"My congratulations," the President
remarked with a smile. "We're all
proud of you."
The Von Braun citation said: "The
security of the nation and the free
world has been enhanced by his great
learning and extraordinary achievements."
My eye stopped at these warmly
congratulatory words, and my mind
swung back 15 years from fantasy to

reality.
Darkness was about to close in on a
chilly winter day in 1944, as my economics class met in what was left of
Goldsmith's College of the University
of London. In this southeast neighborhood of London, four years of
bombing and blastings had left hardly
a street intact.
The night raids, in later phases of
the war, had slacked off somewhat,
but had reduced Goldsmith's College
irom its original 50 classrooms to barely half a dozen. One of the best preserved of these was mine. I see it now,

with uneven

boards or stuffed with
sandbags.
The crash came with terrific deafening suddenness in the middle of a
sentence. The s gave us no warnV-2-

swish, like a
hurricane bursting from a bottle
thrown against a mountain of dynamite. The whole room became a
semi-soli- d
mass of stifling smoke and
sharp, gritty flying dirty, mixed with
the appalling stench of explosive
chemicals and the peculiar odor of
decay that marks the disintegration
buildings and walls.
of centuries-olThis particular priceless gift from
ing: only a

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Hitler's war machine had actually fallen about three houses away from the
college. It is true that the V-- 2 rocket
which Von Braun and his fellow
had invented, installed and
launched against London contained
only one ton of T.N.T. One ton- -a
mere juvenile delinquent's Christmas
toy, compared with the real adult
things he now has to play with, at
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ts

$50 million apiece!
It was just before closing time for
the shops in the neighborhood when
this extraordinary contribution to the

Hague Convention, which prohibits
acts of war against civilians and
fell that evening exactly
Stores at the
on the
corner of the street where, at that
moment, a dozen or more housewives,
some with their little children, were
non-combatan-

Co-operati-

ts,

Faculty Enticements
To The Editor:

which may, in some cases, even induce the individual to change from
college to a relatively
a
obscure one. In still other cases all
these factors are concerned.
I could not resist the temptation
to comment. If you print this, you
may $end me a copy of the newspaper.
well-know- n

While visiting your campus (I read
a paper at the Foreign Language
I had the opportunity to
read the editorial "The Best Are
Lured Away" (Thursday, April 23).
It may interest you to know that what
you are deploring has been going on
in American colleges for years. Unfortunately for students, college administrators seem to be more concerned with form than with content. If they can induce a highly
qualified instructor to accept unattractive working conditions, all to the
good. On the other hand, reminded
that their policies concerning hiring
of teachers tend to encourage mediocrity, they find, to their convenience,
that they are "helpless" in situations
of this kind.
Most distressing is the fact that
only in rare case will the administration attempt to change the minds of
the individuals who are bent upon
leaving. A thousand dollars more,
easily found for things which need
not be mentioned, will frequently suffice to keep a man from moving.
Much to the surprise of many, professors' children have the annoying
habit of eating with devastating regularity.
Also distressing is the fact that
vhile the "lured" individual may not
now be one of the "best," he may be
potentially so. In his new environment he can conceivably turn out to
be a tremendous loss to his former
employers. A college administration
sometimes finds itself in the position
of the publisher who sees nothing in
the manuscript which later brings a
jortune to a competitor.
There are factors other than salary
Con-lerenc-

e)

last-minu-

te

ear-splittin-

Lester Beberfall
Pan American College
Edinburg, Texas

Mature Sportsmanship
To The Editor:
The most significant thing to come
out of the recent mixup regarding
the Lambda Chi Alpha Pushcart
Derby is not the impressive trophy
that now rests permanently in Delta
Tau Delta's trophy case. It is, rather,
the gentlemanly manner in which
Triangle fraternity men agreed to rerun the race, to erase any doubt as
to the deserving owner of the trophy,
after they were initially declared winners of the race.
A situation where an original
judges' decision was rescinded on the
basis of a photograph could easily
have erupted in a bitter dispute such
as the campus saw last Homecoming,
which was as distasteful as it was
childish. The photograph that showed
the race a dead heat was not official,
and the Triangles had only to scream
loud and long enough to keep the
trophy.
But a mature spirit of sportsmanship spared Sjie campus that. The
University, and Lambda. Chi, is indebted to Triangle for preserving the
dignity of the annual race and the
decorum generally associated with
University people in competition.
Glrney Norman

and filth which coagulates human
blood into a sort of gluey stain on
stone or brickwork or wood?
Fortunately, thanks to Von Braun
and the others, this obscene messiness
is not likely to offend us in the next
war. Few will survive who are close
enough to the blast of a
warhead to see its immediate effects.
And the few who do will be pleased
to note that a nuclear blast of this
20-megat-

g

type burns up the human body into
clean ash, like a crematory, over a
radius, thus proving
without doubt the superior lxMicfits
of our new modes of killing over
those "dirty" T.N.T. missiles of 15

Co-operati- ve

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years ago.

How unmistakably obvious it is that
the "security of the nation and the
free world has been enhanced by
.
Von Braun's great learning and
extraordinary achievements."

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was part of another human being
and
now almost indistinguishable
protruding from thick layers of muck

groceries in
putting their
their shopping bags or collecting their
change.
Whether anyone survived, I do not
remember. Clambering over this sudden desert of destroyed brickwork,
chimney tops, drainpipes and door
frames, watching firemen and Civil
Defense and Red Cross workers, who
were at the spot within minutes, one
could not even recognize the street
anymore. The supersonic speed of the
V-- 2
rocket, accelerating from so great
ima height, had hit with
pact, piling up the debris into a vast
amphitheatre which made it seem as
though the whole of the
Stores had been driven into the very
center of the earth.
Is it necessary to describe what
happens to human bodies when they
become instantaneously mixed up
with inert matter? Or how unexpected, unreal, is the sudden discovery that one's hand or foot is
touching what a few minutes before

I hope you've read Stylus. It came
out yesterday. It's intellectual, you see;
all full of modern verse, impressionism, grammatical rebellion, etc.
More than that, I think Stylus is the
most magscrunchus piece of literature
ever put out by Stylus. You learn to see
"through" writing, so much that you
might even get sexed up reading crossword puzzles or teachers' notes. To impress my mother, who is a college graduate (genetics often foul up, you know),
I have become Stylusistic. For example:
Dear Priscilla,
Speaking of Student Congress, soul
of moonfish, tomato louts and atomic
manure will struggle to appease a vapor
whose bright stuff is analyzed with ease
scents will
in May when blossom-bea- n
seep in a room as survivors shutter and

weep.
Curve systems and pig poo thus, incidentally, warm the brandy blackness
in the ceilingless chamber of my mind,
the love and jam sessions in front of
Holmes Hall, or incessantly frigid dates
with the insanity of ice. Btomh! After
all, Buddha is a cobalt bomb! Btomhl
oh no, said the one called toad,
they have not ignored the time: they
kiss in botanical gardens, btomh! for
radioactive vomit is beyond reproach,
btomh!
"edward, please don't tickle, i'm trying to think."
"zap! you're sterile." mint julips and

modern dance.
"around the agora, let us capitalize
viloogla words, for molecules and the
nebbish party."
"zing! you're fertile."
"and dials with the family flow,
gurgle, glumch."
"then ZONC by heck, you're . . ."

she wrote the word HELP with goo.
They had hoped for more. It was never
planned this way.
"You're crazier 'n Athens."

'

1YUP"

"Yes what?"

"Just yup."
"for a Kernel is not always a Kernel
but a good panty raid is a horse of a
different feather for brick manure prevents inflation which is like the pained
roar of my purge on Heaven Hills where
Old Crows perch like their Old Crandads
of Early Times by. the rapture of the
eighth year's Fitzgerald. Like mabe an
abstract orgie."
And in closing, mother, please send
me $400 for the Alcoholics Anonymous
Drtvm Girl Formal.
Yours,
--

La ETA
To which mother replied:
Dear son,
What did you mean by the hidden
symbolism in your closing sentence? I
s.
have always told you "not to be
I think you had fitter go to
Sunday School before you go to the
sacre-ligiou-

you-know-wh- at.

The union has bankrupted us, but
that's okay since the northern moss functions are alright and, beside, the stellar
thermometer is coughing at our new
baby frog drama. We named him
'Lout' for you.
8.6391y,
Ohm
So, as the morning warmed, I heard
the fish sing upon the banks and walk
through the shallows eating blue fruit
that sighed, "A university 4s a place, a

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spirit.
Btomh.

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