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Abolish Sex Appeal, Says Wisconsin Student
By PAUL SCOTT
"Sex appeal is downright lustful
and it's got to stop or else," says
University of Wisconsin student
Foster Voight. He did not mention
whatr the "or else" might lead to.

Recently, Wisconsin's Daily
Cardinal printed a letter from
Voight on its editorial page slamming girls' sexy clothing in general and their tight skirts and
sweaters in particular.
At UK, however, a random survey indicated that the type of
clothing which aroused Voight's ire
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men and women students.
A male student said, "The tighter the clothes the better I like it.
There is no sense in hiding the
obvious. If you have the merchandise, display it."
Hal Leichhardt, an arts and sciences senior, said, "UK girls can't
wear sweaters and skirts too tight
to suit me. And their short shorts
can never be short enough."
Another male student agreed, to
a certain extent, with Voight. He
said, "Spring brings with It the
mixture of beautiful coeds and
tight feminine attire. It adds some

thing to the campus and frustration to yours truly."
On the other side, a coed said,
"I dress to keep up with the style
of the time. If it calls for sweaters and tight skirts, that's what I
wear."
Another girl said she dresses to
please her boy friend. "If he likes
tight sweaters and skirts, that is
what I wear, regardless of style
changes," she said.
"What's with this Voight guy?"
another UK man asked. "If he
doesn't like tight clothes on gals,
he can look the other way. Speak

ing for myself, I like m."
A sophomore coed said, "He
(Voight) sounds like a frustrated
man who apparently likes to exaggerate what he sees. I don't
know how the girls dress at Wisconsin," she added, "but I don't
think girls dress quite as vulgarly
here as Voight indicates they do

at Wisconsin."

"I'm in favor of letting girls
be as sexy as they are winning to
be," said a male student, "but
when men are brought to trial on

a criminal assault charge, the
amount of provocation should be

considered."
"This f uy (Voight) must have
some mighty queer Ideas," Warren
Wheat said. "Gals around here
certainly leave little to the imagination. But I like it that way,"
another student said.
An unidentified Kernel staffer
said, "UK girls do not wear
their clothes too tight, because
girls around here haven't got
enough to fill them out."
"Girls around the campus look
pretty sharp," Gordon Baer said,
"as for their skirts and

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Voting Record Set
During SC Primary
record 1,502 votes were cast In
yesterday's Student Congress primary elections.
Primary races were on for both
parties in five of the University's
eight colleges. The vote in yesterday's election was slightly higher
than last fall's SC primary.
The slates selected yesterday
are as follows:
Campus Tarty:
Maitland Rice, Agriculture; Les-sle- y
Decker, Ethelee Davidson and
Jenrose Morgan, arts and sciences; Phil Austin, commerce; Diana Vittitow, education, and Dick
Watkins, Engineering.
Students' Party:
Billy Joe Mitchell, agriculture;
Trudy Webb, Garryl Sipple and
Kitty Smith, arts and sciences;
Susan King, Commerce; Theresa
Nantz, education, and Grady Lee,
engineering.
Of the 1,502 votes, 956 were cast
in the Students' Party primary
and 546 in the Campus Party primary.' Percentage-wisSP received 63 per cent of the primary
vote and CP polled 37 per cent.
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SP Or CP?
Tat Steitler, one of the many students voting In yesterday's primary election, places her ballot in the box. Voting in the election
was termed "heavy."

Fidel Castro Invited
For Engineers' Day
Fidel Castro, Cuban rebel leader,
has been invited to the Engineer's
Day ceremonies May 8.
A telegram was sent by four engineering students to the Cuban
Embassy in Washington yesterday
morning. At press time, no reply
had been received.
The students, identifying themActivities
selves as the Special
Committee, were Konald Stewart,
Phillip Thelps, Robert Adams and
Each signed the
Simon Steely.
telegram.
Jim Ilummeldorf, former editor
of the Kentucky Engineer, said
last night that Castro was invited
to create more interest in Engineer's Day.
He said many engineering students have been growing beards,
much like Castro himself wears,
during the past two weeks.
The telegram, addressed to "Fidel Castro, prime minister of
Cuba," tald:
"In behalf of electrical engi

neering students at the University
ot Kentucky, it is our pleasure to
extend you an invitation to attend
the Engineer's Day ceremonies on
May 8, and to inspect our engineering facilities."
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Linguists Convene
On Campus Today

The Students' Party received a
majority of the total vote cast in
all five colleges.
In agriculture, Billy Joe Mitchell (SP) and Maitland Rice (CP)
were easy victors. On the Campus
Party side, Rice received 49 votes,
Bob Strode, 14 and Kenneth Martin, 9. In the SP primary, Mitchell
polled??: Bill Pratt, 24; Jim
RaglandTlPand Judy Ballard, 13.
In art&and sciences, 453 votes
were cast. In the SP primary, Trudy Webb led a field of eight candidates with 179 votes. She was
followed by the other two
SP
nominees, Garryl Sipple (153) and
Kitty Smith (150).
Others in the race were PrLscilla
Jones (134), Bob Anderson (110),
June Moore (98), Ken Hixson (87)
and Priscilla Katz (71).
Ethelee Davidson, Lessley Decker and Jenrose Morgan were CP
primary winners. Miss Davidson
received 64 votes to lead the field
of six. The other two nominees,
Miss Decker and Miss Morgan,
received 58 and 55 votes respective-

Susan King won the Students
Party nomination in commerce in

a close race over Walt Maynard.
She received 71 votes and Maynard
63. Bob Burns finished third in
the race with 4 J, while Dick Warren trailed with 19.
In the SP education race, Theresa Nantz won an easy victory over
two other opponents. Miss Nantz
received 49, Marlene Pitzer.'ll and
Margie Born, 6 votes.
The CP education primary had a
close race between Diane Vittitow,
the nominee, and Bob Lyne. Miss
Vittitow received 27 and Lyne 19.
Phil Cox trailed with 7 and Wayne
Wilson received 3.
Dick Watkins won as expected in
the CP engineering primary. Watkins polled 142 votes to 30 for his
opponent, Don Lynom.
Grady Lee won a close race
over Jim Steedley in the SP engineering primary. Lee received 96
votes as compared to Steedley's 87,
Alan Isaacs trailed the two leaders with 21.
The two party slates selected
yesterday will face each other in
ly.
Other vote totals in the CP race the May 6 SC general elections.
were Jane Connell, 48; Jim Chan-no- n,
46 and Jim Fulks, 29.
Dutch Lunch
Phil Austin won the Campus
Party primary in commerce, reThe Dutch Lunch Club will meet
ceiving 54 votes. He was followed at noon today in the Football Room
by Virginia Priest with 28, Steve of the SUB for election of officers.
Clark, 24, and John Biefus, 22.

At least 17 persons from foreign
About 40 states and 10 foreign
countries will be represented at the countries are scheduled to be preevent, which
12th annual Foreign Language sent for the three-datoopens this afternoon in Guignol
Conference which opens here
Theatre. In all, around 700 perday.
nasons are expected, according to
Representatives of several
reDr. Jonah W. D. Skiles, conference
tions figuring prominently in
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cluding Iraq, the United Arab
public, Pakistan, India, Israel,
pan, and Greece will present
pers at the conference.

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Seniors ' Grades
Are Due May 13
Senior "grades and comprehen-sive- s
reports must be turned in
Wednesday, May 13, according
by
to a letter sent to the faculty Tuesday by Charles Elton, dean of admissions and registrar.
Grades for graduating seniors
vere originally scheduled to be
recorded by May 18. The change
was made because of a University
faculty meeting scheduled for
Monday, May 18 and a meeting of
the Board of Trustees planned for
Tuesday.
Previously, the faculty met fol

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lowing the board meeting. A special committee of the board met

with the faculty to pass on the
senior grades.
Miss Maple Moores, assistant
registrar, said the method has
been called illegal and the entire
Board of Trustees must now pass
on the senior grades.
Dean Elton said examinations
for graduating seniors may be
held in regular class periods and
should be held prior to May 13.
Students having a B average in a
course may be excused from the
final by the professor.

director.
Other foreign countries represented at the conference are Canada, Brazil, England and Scotland.
Among subjects to be discussed
by the foreign visitors are
the
of the middle class in India,
role
the place of woman in the UAR,
literary trends in Iraq before and
after its revolution in 1948,
movements on the reform of Japanese script, and on social development and reform in modern
Arabic literature.
Other topics, including nationalism and democracy in the Middle
East, ideological and social origins
of Arab nationalism, the ideological vacuum in the Middle East and
trip through Russia,
an 8,000-miwill be discussed by other experts...
In all, 43 sections are scheduled
for the conference, with Oriental,
Scandinavian, and Portuguese
new
sections this year.
of
Others range from teaching
high school Latin to teaching of
English as a foreign language.
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year. Jerry Roach, A&S junior, practices Arabic prououncUtion
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2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, April 23, 1939

UK's Dr. Beers May Quit
Position In Sociology Soon

Students Of '81 Forbidden
To Carry Guns, Play Pool
Hy LARRY

VAN MOOSE

The ballnd "Don't Take Your
Guns To Town, Son" could not
only apply to the young cowboy,
out was very applicable to the 234
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In tat t, the "don't take your
zun to town" rule was applied by
"t'n.Mdt-nJames K. Patterson.
A
mle published by the faculty
p student behavior svated
h t jxjsscssion and use of fire-ar.- is
01 other deadly weapons were
tnctJy forbidden by State College

toward text books and nothing else,
forbade enrollees to take or have
in their quarters any newspaper or
other periodical publication without special permission from President ratlerson.
Much later, records in UK's Margaret I. King Library reveal,
women students enrolled here in
193G were forbidden to go to horse
races without special permission of

parents or guardian. Swimming in
rivers or any pool outside Lexington was also prohibited.
In 1956 before UK women dared
mount a motorcycle or enter nn
army camp for a visit with friends,
permission had to be granted' in
a signed .statement by parents.
Restrict ions on L'K roeds now
visits, which
concern
require permission from parents.
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And if UK's huge enrollment
acre once again subject to the ancient restrictions, every student
applying for admission to any class
wculd have to bring a satisfactory
testimonial of good moral character.
In 1883 the College, insuring
that each student would be directed
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Construction on a new Wesley
will
Foundation student center
begin around . June 1, the Rev.
Thomas Fornash, foundation director, said yesterday.
The new building will be constructed on the present site of
organization at
the Methodist
Maxwell and Harrison streets.
Rev. Fornash said the building
would cost between $150,000 and
$170,000. It should be finished in
December, he added.
The center will be built in two
sections. Workmen should finish
the first section by Sept. 1 for
Methodist students to use, he said.
The building will be constructed
of red brick, Rev. Fornash said.
Excavation on the present building will begin with the completion
of the first section.
Rev. Fornash said the new building will have an auditorium seating 350, a dining room seating
250, a kitchen, lobby, lounge, liguest
brary, recreation room,
rooms, a chapel seating 50 to 60
and student study rooms. He adda
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open, he said. Architect is Norman
Chrisman of John T. Gillig and
Associates.

Campus Sing
Opens Friday
Sing will be held at
7:30 p. m. tomorrow and Saturday in Memorial Hall, Libby Bur-che- tt,
All-Camp- us

committee chairman, and
nounced today.
Four women's groups will be
selected in preliminaries Friday
night. The men's groups and the
four women's groups will compete
Saturday night.
The sing was originally scheduled for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

UK Vice President Leo Chamberlain said he had heard a rumor that Dr. Beers had been ofter-e- d
a Job and would leave the University.
The Board of Trustees meet
May If) and could possibly confirm
Dr. Beers' resignation.
Dr. Brers came to YK In 13!)
and Cultural affairs and as a full professor of sociology. lie
we (his family) are going to move was named head of the Departto Indonesia, remaining in that ment of Rural Sociology In 10 IS,
part of the world more or less in- and head of the Department of
Sociology In 1051.
definitely."
The Board of Trustees has
His letter was submitted to the
him distinguished
Rotary Club in connection with his
resignation.
Whether or not Dr. Beers has
submitted his resignation to the
Douhle Pain
University was not confirmed by
UK officials yesterday.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Okla. A:)
While in the field checking his
Dr. Reers now Is a field associate for the Ford Foundation In cattle, J. A. Armitage was kicked
New Delhi. He is associated with by a cow. He grabbed a stick and
the community development pro- whacked it across the animal's side.
The stick broke and left a splinter
gram.
Dr. Thomas Ford, acting head in his hand, requiring a trip to the
of the departments, said he could
not release any information conSpecial Delivery
cerning Dr. Beers' resignation
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since he heard about it indirectly.
TOLEDO. Ohio (AP)
Dr. Ford added that he under- trucks rushed through afternoon
girl
stood Beers would request addi- traffic to find a
to work on th econo- standing beside an alarm box at
tional l$ave
a downtown intersection.
The
mic ana cultural affairs council.
girl's mother explained that they
He also said that Dr. Frank G.
Dickey had the latest information lived on a farm, the girl was not
concerning the possible resignation used to the city and thought the
of Beers. Dr. Dickey is now in box was a mail box.
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the handsome young
visited the saloon
ci ildn't have been a State College
.st dent. Rules applying to the
iml-8- 2
school year prohibited
li cm from "visiting billiard rooms,
: toons,
or any place of immoral
y actices or tendency."
Amid the row over drinking on
.ne UK campus a look back on the
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iles governing; behavior of stu- onts In the last century reveals
:orae peculiar-soundin- g
directives.
For instance, every student was
expected to attend church services
it least once on Sunday in one
Df the Lexington churches.
Getting back to the drinking
question, students enrolled here in
1881 were prohibited from having
liquor either off or on the campus.
Going a step farther, even tobacco in the College Building, now
the Administration Building, dorms
or dining rooms were strictly pro,

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Dr. Howard W. Beers', head of
the departments of sociology and
rural sociology, may resign his
posts, it was learned yesterday.
Dr. Beers, currently on a leave
of absence In New Delhi, India,
said in a letter to the Lexington
Rotary Club:
"I have taken a position as field
associate for the Council on

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most significant
decline has
been in the Hampton Roads area,
headquarters of the Navy's Atlantic fleet.

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Meeting Every Tuesday, 7 a. m., Bowman Hall Lounge.
All Students Invited.

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UK Will Play Host

To Urban Planners
The first of a yearly series of
references to explore various aspects of urban planning will open
A pill 29 and continue for three
days at UK.
The conference Is supported by
the Architectural Engineering Section and the College of Law at the
University, the Lexington Chamber
cf Commerce and Citizens Association for Planning and the East
Kentucky chapter of the American
Institute of Architects.
Entitled "Urban Conference 59,"
the program Is expected to attract
Ity officials, business leaders and
professional planners from Kentucky and surrounding states to
e
planning and
discuss
zoning, urban renewal, downtown
business district problems and
other aspects of the urban problem.
All sessions of the meeting, to
be held In the gallery of the Fine
Arts Building, will be open to the
long-rang-

public.

The American Institute of Archiexhibit for
tects' award-winnin- g
will be displayed, along with
1958
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exhibits of work by Lexington
architects.
Amonf the speakers will be
Maurice E. II. RotiTaH a New
York City planning consultant who
is credited with the plans for Caracas, Venezuela and New Haven,
Conn.; Carl Felsi, planning consultant for Washington, D. C; Philip
Hammer, planning consultant for
Atlanta Ga.; and Herber Stevens
director of the Cincinnati City

riannlng Commission.

Additionally, a number 01 Lexington and Frankfort architects

Pershing Rifles
To Meet Tonight
Pershing Rifles will meet at 7
p.m. today in Barker Hall.
Business will include discussions
of the Lambda Chi Alpha Pushcart
Derby and the First Regimental
Drill Meet.
Don.' Id L. Kaufman, PR captain, slid it is of "great importune" that all Pershing Rifles
and pledges attend.
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Approximately 400 Future Farmers, their advisers and guests are
expected to attend the Northern
Kentucky FFA Day here tomorrow.
Dr. Stanley Wall, associate dean
of the UK College of Agriculture
and Home Economics, will deliver
the welcome address at 10:30 a.m.
Following
the opening ceremonies, Future Farmers, representing 19 chapters, will participate
in public, impromptu and FFA
creed speaking contests, parlia-

mentary procedure demonstrations
work at UK.
Kobcrt and music events.
The lit. Rev. William
Paper work on entries in farmMoody, bishop of Lexington, will
cornerstone laying. ing achievement events, chapter
officiate at the
The Rev. Charles Lawrence, secretary, treasurer and scrapbook

log cabin camp In the heart of presented by Extended Programs
Robinson Forest, 20 miles east of and the College of Arts and SciJackson and five miles up Buck-hor- n ences. Around 90 students are exand .Clemons Fork Creeks, pected this year, Johnson stated.
He said students who have not
will be one of UK's outposts again
attended UK, either on the Lexingthis summer.
The rustic at Camp Robinson ton campus or at Camp Robinson
consists of five cabins, Including for over a year; should complete

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registration forms at least a month
before the June 16 registration
date. Necessary forms will be sent
upon application to Johnson at UK.
Johnson said classes are limited.
Fees for a course carrying three
hours of credit range from $21 for
undergraduates who are Kentucky
residents to $60 for
graduate students. Day camp fee
for the course is $10. A resident
camp fee which provides for room
and board is $150.
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When Thorwald Pockstader sophomore, epicure, and sportsmanfirst took up smoking, lie did not simply choose the first
brand of cigarettes that came to hand. He did what any sophomore, epicure, and sportsman would do: he sampled sevenr
brands and then picked the mildest, tastiest, pleasingest of ah
Philip Morris, of corris!
Similarly, when Thorwald took up girls, he did not impl
select the first one who came along. He sampled. First he took
out an English literature major named Elizabeth Barrett GrUht;
a wisp of a girl with luminous ejes and a pouI that shimmeret
with a pale, unearthly beauty. Trippingly, trippingly, she
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walked with Thorwald upon tlifi beach and sat with him
a windward dune and listened to a sea shell and sighed sweetl
and took out a little gold pencil and a little morocco notebook
and wrote a little poem:
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lie upon the shore,
1 uill be a dreamer.
1 u ill fed the si a once more
Pounding on my femur.

Thorwald's second date was with a physical education major
named Peaches Glemlowcr, a broth of a girl with a ready smile
and a size IS neck. She took Thorwald down to the cinder track
where they jogged around 50 times to open the pores. Then they
play ol four panics of squash, six sets of tennis, .'tti holes of golf,
nine innings of one old cat, six chukkers of lacrosse, and a mile
and a quarter of leap frog. Then they went ten rounds with eight-oungloves and then they had heaping bowls of bran and whey
and exchanged a manly handshake and went home to their
respective whirlpool baths.

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Totsi started the evening with Thorwald at a luxurious
restaurant where she consumed her own weight in Cornish rock
hen. From there they went to a de luxe movie palace where
Totsi had ipcorn with butter. Then she had a bag of chocolate
covered raisins also with butter. Then they went to a costU
till dawn, tipping the band every eight
ballroom and
bars. Thou they went to a Chinese restaurant where Toti, unable to decipher the large and baflling menu, found a simple
way out of her dilemma: she ordered one of everything. Then
Thorwald took her to the women's dorm, boosted her in tk
window, and went downtown to wait for the employment office
to open.
While waiting, Thorwald thought over all of his girls anc
came to a sensible decision. "I think," he said to himself, "that
I will stick with Philip Morris. 1 am not rich enough for girls.'

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grandma Bare.

THE MANY LOVES

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Claim To Fame

(By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boyil "and,
"Barefoot Boy with Cheek.")

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office, kitchen, dining, sleeping
and recreation areas, a bathhouse
and 15,000 acres of forest land. It
sumwill be used for a
mer term starting June 16 and
continuing through July 25.
Bernard M. Johnson, assistant
professor of physical education at
UK and director of the camp, said
all classes for undergraduates will
carry graduate credit. Students
may take a maximum load of six
hours during the term, choosing
from eight courses.
The curriculum is designed primarily for teachers but is not restricted to them. It includes classes
in drawing, painting, nature study,
physical education, teaching of
and social
science
arithmetic,
learning, camping and ichthyology
(a study of fish). Five of the
courses are new this year, Johnson stated.
Primarily a forest preserve. UK's
Eastern Kentucky property was
later given the added function of
serving as a site for. summer education programs and is now becoming a popular location for
workshops. Among its appeals is
its quiet,
atmosphere, Johnson said.
camp has only one telephone.
The
.The summer classes are being

contests were Judged earlier.
District winners, who will participate in the state contests, will hi
announced at the close of the pn
gram. Each chapter team will receive a ribbon showing Its rating r
the scale of superior, excellent,
good or fair.

Episcopal chaplain at the University, said the student center Is
about half completed and will be
ready for use In August.

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greatest in jazz music.
S. Lime

for the new
The cornerstone
Episcopal Student Center at 472
Rose Street will be laid at ceremonies at 3:30 p. m. today.
The center, being built by the
dioceses of Kentucky and Lexington at cost of $112,000, will house
the Chapel of St. Augustine and
Canterbury House. It will provide
Improved facilities for the church's

400 Future Farmers
Expected For FFA Day

Log Cabin Camp To Serve
As Site Of Summer Term

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open

and planners and several members
of the UK faculty and administrative staff will take part In the
conference.
Emphasis will be placed on the
assets and liabilities of central
business districts, the legal aspects
of planning and zoning, available
resources for attacking the urban
problem and passible future consequences of urban growth.
The conference will close at noon
May 1, and will be followed by a
seminar for architectural students
at UK, conducted by Alexander
Cochran, a Baltimore architect.
Charles P. Graves, professor of
architecture at UK, and Jesse
Dukeminier, UK professor of law,
of the planning
are
committee for the conference.

Canterbury
Cornerstone
To Be Laid

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23, 1959

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Mm Miulino

and for Philip
Marlboro, tlie cigarette
Morri' brother cigarette, tilttr-tiuitli hitler "makin's". The lluior's line, the filter tiltus
tin- price is right.
AnylxHiy in rich inough for Philip Morris
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THURSDAY'S NEWS STAFF

Alice Reddinc, Editor
James Nolan. Associate Editor

By GURNEY NORMAN

The mystery is solved. The answer ii
apparent. It is now known how politicians got that way.
effect chain of events
T he causc-anthat works toward making modern
the buffoons they are seems start-linglclear upon analysis:
PHASE I. Beginning with a potential
politician's matriculation at a university,
he first must endure the subjection to all
the late hours, poor diet, coffee and study
common to most undergraduates.
PHASE II. Mentally warped from this
point on (also common to undergraduates), his next step, of course, is to enter
law school, where his hours are even
later, his diet poorer (a bare existence
from vending machines), his coffee
stronger and his study intensified a
thousand fold. After the first semester of
law school comes the normal amputation
of the library chair from the young
lawyer's fundament. This is the point
of no return, for the operation marks the
initiation of the neophyte into the fold
of serious law students who have survived their first semester. It is then he
begins doing the strange things.
PHASE III. After the winter's effort,
the heavy law building doors are forced
open, several pale faces appear, and there
follows much jig dancing, coin tossing,
chants and hurrahs, all quite well within
the necessary pattern of rebuilding flaccid
muscles and reviving old desires (heh
heh) after the long, hard winter. There
is even
PHASE IV. Uon graduation, there is
the inevitable establishment of the small
private practice, or acceptance of an
humble position with a firm, to lay the
ground work for the future political
d

Paul Scott,

Sports Editor

oli-ticia-

y

The Best Are Lured Away
ago, the University,
lost its College of Arts and Sciences'
distinguished professor of the year,
who was hired away by another
Southern university. Next fall, a recurrence of this event will take place
as the 1959 distinguished professor accepts a post at a Northern university.
The distinguished professors are

Two years

their arts and
sciences colleagues as having made
the single greatest contribution to the
University in a given year. What, then,
does it indicate when these people
the best the University has to offer-s- ee
fit to accept posts with other institutions?
Primarily, it means that other universities have made themselves more
attractive to our own teachers than
we have. A school's attractiveness is
measured by far more than just salary, as far as serious teachers are concerned. Facilities and location are
considerations, but more important,
the attitudes expressed by a school
toward culture and learning, and the
amount of appreciation for professorial talent present are indelible
traits each school has in varying
those recognized by

qualities that a prospective teacher observes, considers and compares.
While it will probably never be too
difficult for the University to maintain the minimum required number
of instructors, attracting and keeping
a superior staff is another thing. When
not only those "distinguished" professors, but other top flight people each1
year see fit to leave Kentucky, it is a
sure sign something is amiss somewhere, that UK is not winning in the
competition for the best people. And
a university is only as good as its
teachers.
This problem exists, not only at the
college level, but all through the
whole state secondary and eleme