xt7r7s7hrh4n https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7r7s7hrh4n/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590423 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 23, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 23, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7r7s7hrh4n section xt7r7s7hrh4n Balderdash, UK Says Abolish Sex Appeal, Says Wisconsin Student By PAUL SCOTT "Sex appeal is downright lustful and it's got to stop or else," says University of Wisconsin student Foster Voight. He did not mention whatr the "or else" might lead to. Recently, Wisconsin's Daily Cardinal printed a letter from Voight on its editorial page slamming girls' sexy clothing in general and their tight skirts and sweaters in particular. At UK, however, a random survey indicated that the type of clothing which aroused Voight's ire U overwhelmingly favored by both i 1 ? I I ft men and women students. A male student said, "The tighter the clothes the better I like it. There is no sense in hiding the obvious. If you have the merchandise, display it." Hal Leichhardt, an arts and sciences senior, said, "UK girls can't wear sweaters and skirts too tight to suit me. And their short shorts can never be short enough." Another male student agreed, to a certain extent, with Voight. He said, "Spring brings with It the mixture of beautiful coeds and tight feminine attire. It adds some thing to the campus and frustration to yours truly." On the other side, a coed said, "I dress to keep up with the style of the time. If it calls for sweaters and tight skirts, that's what I wear." Another girl said she dresses to please her boy friend. "If he likes tight sweaters and skirts, that is what I wear, regardless of style changes," she said. "What's with this Voight guy?" another UK man asked. "If he doesn't like tight clothes on gals, he can look the other way. Speak ing for myself, I like m." A sophomore coed said, "He (Voight) sounds like a frustrated man who apparently likes to exaggerate what he sees. I don't know how the girls dress at Wisconsin," she added, "but I don't think girls dress quite as vulgarly here as Voight indicates they do at Wisconsin." "I'm in favor of letting girls be as sexy as they are winning to be," said a male student, "but when men are brought to trial on a criminal assault charge, the amount of provocation should be considered." "This f uy (Voight) must have some mighty queer Ideas," Warren Wheat said. "Gals around here certainly leave little to the imagination. But I like it that way," another student said. An unidentified Kernel staffer said, "UK girls do not wear their clothes too tight, because girls around here haven't got enough to fill them out." "Girls around the campus look pretty sharp," Gordon Baer said, "as for their skirts and '8 i L "TV L UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY Vol.L flfS r "r.-..- r LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 1959 w xw Voting Record Set During SC Primary record 1,502 votes were cast In yesterday's Student Congress primary elections. Primary races were on for both parties in five of the University's eight colleges. The vote in yesterday's election was slightly higher than last fall's SC primary. The slates selected yesterday are as follows: Campus Tarty: Maitland Rice, Agriculture; Les-sle- y Decker, Ethelee Davidson and Jenrose Morgan, arts and sciences; Phil Austin, commerce; Diana Vittitow, education, and Dick Watkins, Engineering. Students' Party: Billy Joe Mitchell, agriculture; Trudy Webb, Garryl Sipple and Kitty Smith, arts and sciences; Susan King, Commerce; Theresa Nantz, education, and Grady Lee, engineering. Of the 1,502 votes, 956 were cast in the Students' Party primary and 546 in the Campus Party primary.' Percentage-wisSP received 63 per cent of the primary vote and CP polled 37 per cent. A SP Or CP? Tat Steitler, one of the many students voting In yesterday's primary election, places her ballot in the box. Voting in the election was termed "heavy." Fidel Castro Invited For Engineers' Day Fidel Castro, Cuban rebel leader, has been invited to the Engineer's Day ceremonies May 8. A telegram was sent by four engineering students to the Cuban Embassy in Washington yesterday morning. At press time, no reply had been received. The students, identifying themActivities selves as the Special Committee, were Konald Stewart, Phillip Thelps, Robert Adams and Each signed the Simon Steely. telegram. Jim Ilummeldorf, former editor of the Kentucky Engineer, said last night that Castro was invited to create more interest in Engineer's Day. He said many engineering students have been growing beards, much like Castro himself wears, during the past two weeks. The telegram, addressed to "Fidel Castro, prime minister of Cuba," tald: "In behalf of electrical engi neering students at the University ot Kentucky, it is our pleasure to extend you an invitation to attend the Engineer's Day ceremonies on May 8, and to inspect our engineering facilities." Continued On rage 8 e, Linguists Convene On Campus Today The Students' Party received a majority of the total vote cast in all five colleges. In agriculture, Billy Joe Mitchell (SP) and Maitland Rice (CP) were easy victors. On the Campus Party side, Rice received 49 votes, Bob Strode, 14 and Kenneth Martin, 9. In the SP primary, Mitchell polled??: Bill Pratt, 24; Jim RaglandTlPand Judy Ballard, 13. In art&and sciences, 453 votes were cast. In the SP primary, Trudy Webb led a field of eight candidates with 179 votes. She was followed by the other two SP nominees, Garryl Sipple (153) and Kitty Smith (150). Others in the race were PrLscilla Jones (134), Bob Anderson (110), June Moore (98), Ken Hixson (87) and Priscilla Katz (71). Ethelee Davidson, Lessley Decker and Jenrose Morgan were CP primary winners. Miss Davidson received 64 votes to lead the field of six. The other two nominees, Miss Decker and Miss Morgan, received 58 and 55 votes respective- Susan King won the Students Party nomination in commerce in a close race over Walt Maynard. She received 71 votes and Maynard 63. Bob Burns finished third in the race with 4 J, while Dick Warren trailed with 19. In the SP education race, Theresa Nantz won an easy victory over two other opponents. Miss Nantz received 49, Marlene Pitzer.'ll and Margie Born, 6 votes. The CP education primary had a close race between Diane Vittitow, the nominee, and Bob Lyne. Miss Vittitow received 27 and Lyne 19. Phil Cox trailed with 7 and Wayne Wilson received 3. Dick Watkins won as expected in the CP engineering primary. Watkins polled 142 votes to 30 for his opponent, Don Lynom. Grady Lee won a close race over Jim Steedley in the SP engineering primary. Lee received 96 votes as compared to Steedley's 87, Alan Isaacs trailed the two leaders with 21. The two party slates selected yesterday will face each other in ly. Other vote totals in the CP race the May 6 SC general elections. were Jane Connell, 48; Jim Chan-no- n, 46 and Jim Fulks, 29. Dutch Lunch Phil Austin won the Campus Party primary in commerce, reThe Dutch Lunch Club will meet ceiving 54 votes. He was followed at noon today in the Football Room by Virginia Priest with 28, Steve of the SUB for election of officers. Clark, 24, and John Biefus, 22. At least 17 persons from foreign About 40 states and 10 foreign countries will be represented at the countries are scheduled to be preevent, which 12th annual Foreign Language sent for the three-datoopens this afternoon in Guignol Conference which opens here Theatre. In all, around 700 perday. nasons are expected, according to Representatives of several reDr. Jonah W. D. Skiles, conference tions figuring prominently in y. , cent international relations cluding Iraq, the United Arab public, Pakistan, India, Israel, pan, and Greece will present pers at the conference. in- ReJapa- Seniors ' Grades Are Due May 13 Senior "grades and comprehen-sive- s reports must be turned in Wednesday, May 13, according by to a letter sent to the faculty Tuesday by Charles Elton, dean of admissions and registrar. Grades for graduating seniors vere originally scheduled to be recorded by May 18. The change was made because of a University faculty meeting scheduled for Monday, May 18 and a meeting of the Board of Trustees planned for Tuesday. Previously, the faculty met fol No. 99 lowing the board meeting. A special committee of the board met with the faculty to pass on the senior grades. Miss Maple Moores, assistant registrar, said the method has been called illegal and the entire Board of Trustees must now pass on the senior grades. Dean Elton said examinations for graduating seniors may be held in regular class periods and should be held prior to May 13. Students having a B average in a course may be excused from the final by the professor. director. Other foreign countries represented at the conference are Canada, Brazil, England and Scotland. Among subjects to be discussed by the foreign visitors are the of the middle class in India, role the place of woman in the UAR, literary trends in Iraq before and after its revolution in 1948, movements on the reform of Japanese script, and on social development and reform in modern Arabic literature. Other topics, including nationalism and democracy in the Middle East, ideological and social origins of Arab nationalism, the ideological vacuum in the Middle East and trip through Russia, an 8,000-miwill be discussed by other experts... In all, 43 sections are scheduled for the conference, with Oriental, Scandinavian, and Portuguese new sections this year. of Others range from teaching high school Latin to teaching of English as a foreign language. Continued On Page 8 i t ?11s " v ' jyV le If v 1 Language LaU units donated to the University by the LexThe ington Junior League have been a boon to language students this year. Jerry Roach, A&S junior, practices Arabic prououncUtion voice-recordi- ng * s 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, April 23, 1939 UK's Dr. Beers May Quit Position In Sociology Soon Students Of '81 Forbidden To Carry Guns, Play Pool Hy LARRY VAN MOOSE The ballnd "Don't Take Your Guns To Town, Son" could not only apply to the young cowboy, out was very applicable to the 234 of State College of in Kon-.'ick- y 1881. In tat t, the "don't take your zun to town" rule was applied by "t'n.Mdt-nJames K. Patterson. A mle published by the faculty p student behavior svated h t jxjsscssion and use of fire-ar.- is 01 other deadly weapons were tnctJy forbidden by State College toward text books and nothing else, forbade enrollees to take or have in their quarters any newspaper or other periodical publication without special permission from President ratlerson. Much later, records in UK's Margaret I. King Library reveal, women students enrolled here in 193G were forbidden to go to horse races without special permission of parents or guardian. Swimming in rivers or any pool outside Lexington was also prohibited. In 1956 before UK women dared mount a motorcycle or enter nn army camp for a visit with friends, permission had to be granted' in a signed .statement by parents. Restrict ions on L'K roeds now visits, which concern require permission from parents. out-of-to- vpk-ird- -- ,at dent-- . nd .he ballad present-da- y tell-- t row-- p who hibited. And if UK's huge enrollment acre once again subject to the ancient restrictions, every student applying for admission to any class wculd have to bring a satisfactory testimonial of good moral character. In 1883 the College, insuring that each student would be directed . . Construction on a new Wesley will Foundation student center begin around . June 1, the Rev. Thomas Fornash, foundation director, said yesterday. The new building will be constructed on the present site of organization at the Methodist Maxwell and Harrison streets. Rev. Fornash said the building would cost between $150,000 and $170,000. It should be finished in December, he added. The center will be built in two sections. Workmen should finish the first section by Sept. 1 for Methodist students to use, he said. The building will be constructed of red brick, Rev. Fornash said. Excavation on the present building will begin with the completion of the first section. Rev. Fornash said the new building will have an auditorium seating 350, a dining room seating 250, a kitchen, lobby, lounge, liguest brary, recreation room, rooms, a chapel seating 50 to 60 and student study rooms. He adda ed the auditorium will have stage. . rj Bids for construction are now open, he said. Architect is Norman Chrisman of John T. Gillig and Associates. Campus Sing Opens Friday Sing will be held at 7:30 p. m. tomorrow and Saturday in Memorial Hall, Libby Bur-che- tt, All-Camp- us committee chairman, and nounced today. Four women's groups will be selected in preliminaries Friday night. The men's groups and the four women's groups will compete Saturday night. The sing was originally scheduled for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. UK Vice President Leo Chamberlain said he had heard a rumor that Dr. Beers had been ofter-e- d a Job and would leave the University. The Board of Trustees meet May If) and could possibly confirm Dr. Beers' resignation. Dr. Brers came to YK In 13!) and Cultural affairs and as a full professor of sociology. lie we (his family) are going to move was named head of the Departto Indonesia, remaining in that ment of Rural Sociology In 10 IS, part of the world more or less in- and head of the Department of Sociology In 1051. definitely." The Board of Trustees has His letter was submitted to the him distinguished Rotary Club in connection with his resignation. Whether or not Dr. Beers has submitted his resignation to the Douhle Pain University was not confirmed by UK officials yesterday. MOUNTAIN VIEW, Okla. A:) While in the field checking his Dr. Reers now Is a field associate for the Ford Foundation In cattle, J. A. Armitage was kicked New Delhi. He is associated with by a cow. He grabbed a stick and the community development pro- whacked it across the animal's side. The stick broke and left a splinter gram. Dr. Thomas Ford, acting head in his hand, requiring a trip to the of the departments, said he could not release any information conSpecial Delivery cerning Dr. Beers' resignation Six fire since he heard about it indirectly. TOLEDO. Ohio (AP) Dr. Ford added that he under- trucks rushed through afternoon girl stood Beers would request addi- traffic to find a to work on th econo- standing beside an alarm box at tional l$ave a downtown intersection. The mic ana cultural affairs council. girl's mother explained that they He also said that Dr. Frank G. Dickey had the latest information lived on a farm, the girl was not concerning the possible resignation used to the city and thought the of Beers. Dr. Dickey is now in box was a mail box. I'co-nom- ic NOW SHOWING! Ernest Hemingway's Va. (AP TONIGHT THE SEA" Sober Note RICHMOND, Indonesia. also-name- Proposed For June ii the handsome young visited the saloon ci ildn't have been a State College .st dent. Rules applying to the iml-8- 2 school year prohibited li cm from "visiting billiard rooms, : toons, or any place of immoral y actices or tendency." Amid the row over drinking on .ne UK campus a look back on the : iles governing; behavior of stu- onts In the last century reveals :orae peculiar-soundin- g directives. For instance, every student was expected to attend church services it least once on Sunday in one Df the Lexington churches. Getting back to the drinking question, students enrolled here in 1881 were prohibited from having liquor either off or on the campus. Going a step farther, even tobacco in the College Building, now the Administration Building, dorms or dining rooms were strictly pro, Wesley Construction Dr. Howard W. Beers', head of the departments of sociology and rural sociology, may resign his posts, it was learned yesterday. Dr. Beers, currently on a leave of absence In New Delhi, India, said in a letter to the Lexington Rotary Club: "I have taken a position as field associate for the Council on Cary Grant - Sophie Loren color scope "OLD MAN AND Vir- ginia liquor sales are declining and at least a part of the slump is believed due to a change in t ie drinking habits of sailors. The most significant decline has been in the Hampton Roads area, headquarters of the Navy's Atlantic fleet. Spencer Tracy "THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION" "SHERIFF OF FRACTURED JAW" Richard Todd - Ann Baiter Jaync Mansfield "CHASE A CROOKED SHADOW" Kenneth Moore - Henry Hull (Both features in color) NOW SHOWING! Open 6 p.m. MONROE TOtfY QMS MARILYN Bi11yWI!PER "Some ISWTON II h. 2nd Feature Too! y? nvjr ii A Tip Come Early! ON THE BELTLINE Starts Tomorrow BIG BEAT! ALL NEW! Louis Prima Kcely Smith "HEY BOY! HEY GIRL! John Wayne in "RIO BRAVO" "The Sheriff of Frac- tured Jaw." 2:00, 5:19. 8:38. "The Old Man and the Sea," ASHLAND pxWi ukb Lost Time Today IOVIE GUIDE Starrs 7:30 Adm. 90e ) STARTS TOMORROW 3:43, 7:02, 10:21. BEN ALI "House on Haunted Hill." 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10. "Spook Chasers," 1:28, 3:58, 6:28, CIRCLE 25 "Some WINNER A 8:58. like It Hot," OF 9 ACADEMY AWARDS 7:35. 11:25. "Mustang." 10:00 FAMILY "Never Steal Anything Small." 7:35. 11:05. "No Place to Land," 9:40. KENTUCKY "Rio Bravo," 12:47, Including 3:37, 6:27. 7:17. LEXINGTON "Pride and the Passion," 7:37. 11:23. "Chase a Crooked Shadow," 9:44. "BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR" 2nd Syncopation "JUKE BOX RHYTHM" Exclusive Area Showing! Last Times Today 'HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL" STARTS TOMORROW TANA TURNER-JOH- GAVIN N IN FANNII HURST.'S STORY HARD-HITTIN- n Gives You Another Reason Why You Should Support The n COMBS - WYATT TICKET. 8 II "The educational system of Kentucky has for years been one of the lowest ranked in the United States. It's about time something was done about it and I'm sure Mr. Combs and Mr. Wyatt are the men to do the job." SANDRA DEE - DAN OHERUHK 7 KATE 1 RW Ml OP 1 TODAY'S TORMENTED GENERATION! Kate is an education senior from Louisville. She has been very active in the Young Democrats Club, Political Science Club, has been student teaching at Lafayette High School and is coed of the Young an m m?JM - ( X 1 I W- - -- "t J -J - t If OUtJAIN rVUniNtrX KUUtK I ALUM J U ANITA MOOKe . MAHALIA JACKSON A UNVHlAL MTMNAnONAl MCTUM Kentuckians for Combs-Wyot- t. ( SPONSORED BY UK YOUNG KENTUCKIANS FOR COMBS AND WYATT Meeting Every Tuesday, 7 a. m., Bowman Hall Lounge. All Students Invited. i.i * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, April UK Will Play Host To Urban Planners The first of a yearly series of references to explore various aspects of urban planning will open A pill 29 and continue for three days at UK. The conference Is supported by the Architectural Engineering Section and the College of Law at the University, the Lexington Chamber cf Commerce and Citizens Association for Planning and the East Kentucky chapter of the American Institute of Architects. Entitled "Urban Conference 59," the program Is expected to attract Ity officials, business leaders and professional planners from Kentucky and surrounding states to e planning and discuss zoning, urban renewal, downtown business district problems and other aspects of the urban problem. All sessions of the meeting, to be held In the gallery of the Fine Arts Building, will be open to the long-rang- public. The American Institute of Archiexhibit for tects' award-winnin- g will be displayed, along with 1958 nn exh bit of the Cincinnati central business district plan and exhibits of work by Lexington architects. Amonf the speakers will be Maurice E. II. RotiTaH a New York City planning consultant who is credited with the plans for Caracas, Venezuela and New Haven, Conn.; Carl Felsi, planning consultant for Washington, D. C; Philip Hammer, planning consultant for Atlanta Ga.; and Herber Stevens director of the Cincinnati City riannlng Commission. Additionally, a number 01 Lexington and Frankfort architects Pershing Rifles To Meet Tonight Pershing Rifles will meet at 7 p.m. today in Barker Hall. Business will include discussions of the Lambda Chi Alpha Pushcart Derby and the First Regimental Drill Meet. Don.' Id L. Kaufman, PR captain, slid it is of "great importune" that all Pershing Rifles and pledges attend. ac-tr.- es W vv Z R en r. ft Finest in foods. The nar Main ' 'til 1 i. m. " Approximately 400 Future Farmers, their advisers and guests are expected to attend the Northern Kentucky FFA Day here tomorrow. Dr. Stanley Wall, associate dean of the UK College of Agriculture and Home Economics, will deliver the welcome address at 10:30 a.m. Following the opening ceremonies, Future Farmers, representing 19 chapters, will participate in public, impromptu and FFA creed speaking contests, parlia- mentary procedure demonstrations work at UK. Kobcrt and music events. The lit. Rev. William Paper work on entries in farmMoody, bishop of Lexington, will cornerstone laying. ing achievement events, chapter officiate at the The Rev. Charles Lawrence, secretary, treasurer and scrapbook log cabin camp In the heart of presented by Extended Programs Robinson Forest, 20 miles east of and the College of Arts and SciJackson and five miles up Buck-hor- n ences. Around 90 students are exand .Clemons Fork Creeks, pected this year, Johnson stated. He said students who have not will be one of UK's outposts again attended UK, either on the Lexingthis summer. The rustic at Camp Robinson ton campus or at Camp Robinson consists of five cabins, Including for over a year; should complete six-we- ek registration forms at least a month before the June 16 registration date. Necessary forms will be sent upon application to Johnson at UK. Johnson said classes are limited. Fees for a course carrying three hours of credit range from $21 for undergraduates who are Kentucky residents to $60 for graduate students. Day camp fee for the course is $10. A resident camp fee which provides for room and board is $150. out-of-st- ate Mix a little mayonnaise with French dressing before you toss your next green salad. The combination makes a creamy new FOR GOOD VISION And EYE COMFORT Glasses by Mr.??! -- v. next-to-natu- re rs, 155 W. Short St. FOR THE FINEST IN REFRESHMENT TRY OF THORWALD DOCKSTADEIi When Thorwald Pockstader sophomore, epicure, and sportsmanfirst took up smoking, lie did not simply choose the first brand of cigarettes that came to hand. He did what any sophomore, epicure, and sportsman would do: he sampled sevenr brands and then picked the mildest, tastiest, pleasingest of ah Philip Morris, of corris! Similarly, when Thorwald took up girls, he did not impl select the first one who came along. He sampled. First he took out an English literature major named Elizabeth Barrett GrUht; a wisp of a girl with luminous ejes and a pouI that shimmeret with a pale, unearthly beauty. Trippingly, trippingly, she " walked with Thorwald upon tlifi beach and sat with him a windward dune and listened to a sea shell and sighed sweetl and took out a little gold pencil and a little morocco notebook and wrote a little poem: lie-hin- I trill lie upon the shore, 1 uill be a dreamer. 1 u ill fed the si a once more Pounding on my femur. Thorwald's second date was with a physical education major named Peaches Glemlowcr, a broth of a girl with a ready smile and a size IS neck. She took Thorwald down to the cinder track where they jogged around 50 times to open the pores. Then they play ol four panics of squash, six sets of tennis, .'tti holes of golf, nine innings of one old cat, six chukkers of lacrosse, and a mile and a quarter of leap frog. Then they went ten rounds with eight-oungloves and then they had heaping bowls of bran and whey and exchanged a manly handshake and went home to their respective whirlpool baths. ce iftiizk indict w& Thorwald's final date was with a i in f?ne fee cream The Prescription Center' o Prescriptions o Fountain red-lippe- d, full-calv- ed golden-haire- creamy-browe- d, girl named ToK YOU?" Totsi started the evening with Thorwald at a luxurious restaurant where she consumed her own weight in Cornish rock hen. From there they went to a de luxe movie palace where Totsi had ipcorn with butter. Then she had a bag of chocolate covered raisins also with butter. Then they went to a costU till dawn, tipping the band every eight ballroom and bars. Thou they went to a Chinese restaurant where Toti, unable to decipher the large and baflling menu, found a simple way out of her dilemma: she ordered one of everything. Then Thorwald took her to the women's dorm, boosted her in tk window, and went downtown to wait for the employment office to open. While waiting, Thorwald thought over all of his girls anc came to a sensible decision. "I think," he said to himself, "that I will stick with Philip Morris. 1 am not rich enough for girls.' 1 Block from University 820 S. Limestone St. High St. and Cochran 944 Winchester Rd. j FREE PARKING REAR OF STORE Open 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. d, cha-cha- 'd o Cosmetics o Men's Toiletries d, ke tfiJ PJnPWtf Sigafoos. Totsi was not majoring in anything. As she oftn kih!.. "Gee whillikers, what's college for anyhow to fill your head full of icky old facts, or to discover the shining essence that it PHARMACY Near Rose . MM. imyr$ S. Lime -. WINCHESTER. Ya. (AP Kathy and Lee Wollf here have r least one claim to lame. The : and ;'. have a grandma Wolii grandma Bare. THE MANY LOVES green-eye- 915 Claim To Fame (By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boyil "and, "Barefoot Boy with Cheek.") A office, kitchen, dining, sleeping and recreation areas, a bathhouse and 15,000 acres of forest land. It sumwill be used for a mer term starting June 16 and continuing through July 25. Bernard M. Johnson, assistant professor of physical education at UK and director of the camp, said all classes for undergraduates will carry graduate credit. Students may take a maximum load of six hours during the term, choosing from eight courses. The curriculum is designed primarily for teachers but is not restricted to them. It includes classes in drawing, painting, nature study, physical education, teaching of and social science arithmetic, learning, camping and ichthyology (a study of fish). Five of the courses are new this year, Johnson stated. Primarily a forest preserve. UK's Eastern Kentucky property was later given the added function of serving as a site for. summer education programs and is now becoming a popular location for workshops. Among its appeals is its quiet, atmosphere, Johnson said. camp has only one telephone. The .The summer classes are being contests were Judged earlier. District winners, who will participate in the state contests, will hi announced at the close of the pn gram. Each chapter team will receive a ribbon showing Its rating r the scale of superior, excellent, good or fair. Episcopal chaplain at the University, said the student center Is about half completed and will be ready for use In August. . greatest in jazz music. S. Lime for the new The cornerstone Episcopal Student Center at 472 Rose Street will be laid at ceremonies at 3:30 p. m. today. The center, being built by the dioceses of Kentucky and Lexington at cost of $112,000, will house the Chapel of St. Augustine and Canterbury House. It will provide Improved facilities for the church's 400 Future Farmers Expected For FFA Day Log Cabin Camp To Serve As Site Of Summer Term out-of-doo- Aa wV f open and planners and several members of the UK faculty and administrative staff will take part In the conference. Emphasis will be placed on the assets and liabilities of central business districts, the legal aspects of planning and zoning, available resources for attacking the urban problem and passible future consequences of urban growth. The conference will close at noon May 1, and will be followed by a seminar for architectural students at UK, conducted by Alexander Cochran, a Baltimore architect. Charles P. Graves, professor of architecture at UK, and Jesse Dukeminier, UK professor of law, of the planning are committee for the conference. Canterbury Cornerstone To Be Laid 3- 23, 1959 I'.i. U. Mm Miulino and for Philip Marlboro, tlie cigarette Morri' brother cigarette, tilttr-tiuitli hitler "makin's". The lluior's line, the filter tiltus tin- price is right. AnylxHiy in rich inough for Philip Morris p - * The Kentucky Kernel Much Ado About... University of Kentucky ircond claw moMrr unW ln Act of March 3, 1879. Entered at th Trt Offic it Lulntfon, Kentucky PublUhed lour timet a wwk during the regular v hool year eicept bolidayi and examt. The Road To Public Office SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR Jim Hampton, Editor-in-ChiLarry Van Hoose, Chief Sports Editor Bill Neikibk, Chief Netcs Editor Norman McMullin, Advertising Manager Feurt Ashley, Business Manager Howard Barrer, Photographer Billie Rose Paxton, Society Editor King, Skip Tayloh And Bob Herndon, Cartoonists Hank Chapman, Lew ef THURSDAY'S NEWS STAFF Alice Reddinc, Editor James Nolan. Associate Editor By GURNEY NORMAN The mystery is solved. The answer ii apparent. It is now known how politicians got that way. effect chain of events T he causc-anthat works toward making modern the buffoons they are seems start-linglclear upon analysis: PHASE I. Beginning with a potential politician's matriculation at a university, he first must endure the subjection to all the late hours, poor diet, coffee and study common to most undergraduates. PHASE II. Mentally warped from this point on (also common to undergraduates), his next step, of course, is to enter law school, where his hours are even later, his diet poorer (a bare existence from vending machines), his coffee stronger and his study intensified a thousand fold. After the first semester of law school comes the normal amputation of the library chair from the young lawyer's fundament. This is the point of no return, for the operation marks the initiation of the neophyte into the fold of serious law students who have survived their first semester. It is then he begins doing the strange things. PHASE III. After the winter's effort, the heavy law building doors are forced open, several pale faces appear, and there follows much jig dancing, coin tossing, chants and hurrahs, all quite well within the necessary pattern of rebuilding flaccid muscles and reviving old desires (heh heh) after the long, hard winter. There is even PHASE IV. Uon graduation, there is the inevitable establishment of the small private practice, or acceptance of an humble position with a firm, to lay the ground work for the future political d Paul Scott, Sports Editor oli-ticia- y The Best Are Lured Away ago, the University, lost its College of Arts and Sciences' distinguished professor of the year, who was hired away by another Southern university. Next fall, a recurrence of this event will take place as the 1959 distinguished professor accepts a post at a Northern university. The distinguished professors are Two years their arts and sciences colleagues as having made the single greatest contribution to the University in a given year. What, then, does it indicate when these people the best the University has to offer-s- ee fit to accept posts with other institutions? Primarily, it means that other universities have made themselves more attractive to our own teachers than we have. A school's attractiveness is measured by far more than just salary, as far as serious teachers are concerned. Facilities and location are considerations, but more important, the attitudes expressed by a school toward culture and learning, and the amount of appreciation for professorial talent present are indelible traits each school has in varying those recognized by qualities that a prospective teacher observes, considers and compares. While it will probably never be too difficult for the University to maintain the minimum required number of instructors, attracting and keeping a superior staff is another thing. When not only those "distinguished" professors, but other top flight people each1 year see fit to leave Kentucky, it is a sure sign something is amiss somewhere, that UK is not winning in the competition for the best people. And a university is only as good as its teachers. This problem exists, not only at the college level, but all through the whole state secondary and eleme