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Tuesday Evening, April 29, 19C9

Vol. LX, No. 140

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY, LEXINGTON

Action Pleases? Arouses;
Students Move On Maxwell. Memorial Mall
Faculty-Senat- e

By DANA EWELL
and LARRY DALE KEELING
Assistant Managing Editors
About 200 students Monday night decided to remain on the
covered walkway of Maxwell Place until they were addressed by
Interim President A.D. Kirwan or forced to leave, but the group
disbanded about 3:30 a.m. this morning after moving to occupy
'Memorial Hall.
camlocated, and
Students were informed that pus police were milling about
Memorial Hall is not now uni- the audience.
At least one state policeman
versity property, but is leased to
the contractors now remodeling was also on campus.
the structure.
In answer to questions about
The action was taken after the outside police, Ken Branden-burgabout 500 students at the amphiwith the dean of students
theater were informed that the office, said no outside police on'
University Senate tabled a reso- campus were there upon request
lution recommending a reconsid- of the administration.
eration by the administration of
Administrative assistants were
the restrictions on the four stu- viewing the activities and taking
dents suspended after being ar- notes on the speakers and what
rested April 13 on drug charges. they had to say.
The Senate earlier passed a reReaction to the announcement
vision to the present Student of the senate action on the Code
Code, under which the four stu- revisions was enthusiastic, but
dents were suspended, by a vote cautious.
of 94 to 39.
The announcement of the tabThe revision, endorsed by the led resolution, which occurred
Arts and Sciences Council Mon- about 9:30, was explosive.
day afternoon, shifts power from
"The faculty copped out on us
the vice president for student again," Thorn Pat Juul, a member
affairs to the Appeals Board, of the student group steering comcomposed of three students and mittee, said. "Students got
six faculty members.
screwed over again."
A revision of the Code was
"Direct action has to be
one of the two demands stu- taken," he said. "I'm going over
dents formulated when they first to Maxwell Place to make sure he
met in a mass rally April 23. Im- hears me."
mediate reinstatement was the
A small group of students
other demand.
immediately followed Juul, but
Students began forming in the the majority of students remained,
amphitheater behind Memorial in the amphitheater. A heated
Hall about 6 p.m.
discussion of the kind of action
A light atmosphere prevailed, needed followed.
with students playing frisbee,
"You've got the revisions in
telling jokes over themicrophone the code," Alvin Goldman, law,
and playing records. The students said. "You've made a damn good
sang "We Shall Overcome" and start. Don't blow it now."
"The Times, They Are
Guy Mendes, one of the movement originators, told the group
The petitions, calling for re- that any disruptive action might
instatement and circulated over jeopardize the passage of the
the weekend, were collected with Code revisions when they come
before the Board of Trustees.
over 3,100 signatures.
Tim Futrell, Student Govern-- 1
Security precautions were in
evidence in the area of campus ment President, asked the students, amid boos and hissing,
surrounding the students.
Campus police were stationed to schedule a meeting with Dr.
at the doors of McVey Hall, Kirwan for today.
where the computer center is
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positive vote you've had in your
favor," he said. "Remember, the
concrete action taken by the senate must be passed by the Board
of Trustees. You can hurt the
chances tonight."
"I've been with you from the
start," Dr. Thomas Olshewsky,
philosophy, said. "And I've admired the organization and moderation you've had. If you turn
into a mob, it nullifies all the
grandeur of the last four days."
A motion was then made and
passed by the students to march
peacefully around Maxwell Place
and then to start an
vigil
at the Administration Building.
The march never was carried
out, however, as a division in the
group became obvious upon the
group's arrival at the president's
home. The students who left the
rally early had already taken their
places upon the steps to the
home.
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the yards of the home, and the
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After several hours consideration, and while hundreds of students waited
members voted overwhelmingly for each of four
outside, faculty-senat- e
proposed Student code changes.
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tabled a resolution recommending
of the student suspensions, angry dialogue led to a sleep-i- n
in the Maxwell Place Covered walkway.
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students. About 11 p.m. the
students still outside Maxwell
Place rallied and decided to either
join the group inside or remain
outside while still supportingthe
students inside.
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Police Not Called
Jack Hall, dean of students,
informed the students inside Maxwell Place, that they would be
given fromahalfhourtoanhour's
notice before the police would
be called. He did not, however,
say that police definitely would
be called.
The students decided to leave
the home if informed of the police
arrival.
Dr. Kirwan apparently was
not at Maxwell Place during the
confrontation.
The senate voted down three
amendments to the proposed
Code revision before its final
passage. The amendments would
have, in effect, nullified the revisions.
The senate voted to substitute the following for the last
two paragraphs on page IS and
the first paragraph on page 16
of the present Code.
"The Committee realizes that
there may be occasions when a
student's presence constitutes a
serious threat to the University
community. The Committee believes, therefore, that the Vice
President for Student Affairs and
the University Appeals Board
should be given the power to
take certain safety precautions.
The Committee recommends that
the following procedure be followed in such situations.
"In the event that the Vice
President for Student Affairs has
reasonable cause to believe that
a student's presence will probably result in injury to himself,
others, or University property if
he is not immediately restricted,
the Vice President may take such
precautionary actions for a maximum of 43 hours as he considers
necessary to protect members of
the University community or its
properties, including total exclusion from University property.
Upon taking such action the Vice
President shal1 notify the University Appeals Board. This Board
is empowered to change or to ex

tend the action of the Vice President, but it shall not prohibit
the student from attending class,
using the library, or fulfilling any
responsibility that it may deem

necessary for his academic work.
"Such temporary precautions
shall be enforced only for such
time as the conditions requiring
them exist. Accordingly, the circumstances shall be reviewed by
the Board prior to every semester,
and in addition, promptly after an
appeal in writing from the student
involved."
Under the present Code, a student may be suspended for an
indefinite period by the vice president for student affairs, and the
Appeals Board acts only in an advisory capacity.
Change Appeals Board
The senate also voted to
remove the vice president for student affairs from the .Appeals
Board, on which he now sits
and added three student and three faculty alternates
to facilitate the

The senate also voted to add
the following to the 10th offense
under the Code.
A student shall not be
subject to disciplinary action under this offense (misuse by a
student of his position as a student, or of his right to use University property, to commit, or
induce another student to commit, a serious violation of local,
state or federal laws) in cases
where charges against him are
being brought in local, state or
federal court."
The provision, in effect, eliminates punishment by both the
University and civil authorities.
Dr. Stuart Forth, acting vice
president for student affairs, outlined to the Senate just what
temporary suspension, which is
what is being used against the
four students, means.
Roughly, students are denied
access to University property, but
the suspension is not included in
their pennanent records. Their
professors are not notified by the
Administration, but the students
are asked to tell their professors
of their suspension. The profev- Contlnued on l'aje 6, Col 1

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SDS Plans Demonstrations For Governors Conference
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By SUE ANNE SALMON

Kernel Staff Writer
Students for a Democratic
Society (SDS) at UK has invited
groups of people from Kentucky
and other states to participate
in demonstrations during the Republican Governors' Conference.
Nearly 30 Republican governors will be in Lexington this
weekend for the four day conference while an estimated 200 to
GOO demonstrators will be in town
for workshops and rallies in connection with the conference.
Lawrence Zimmerman of the
UK SDS steering committee stressed the demonstration, planned
for May 2, will be a "peaceful

one."

'Larger Scope'
In a telephone interview, Zimmerman said, "I hope all those at
the present demonstration (at
UK) will participate in this
demonstration involving a larger
scope of student rights."
According to Zimmerman, re

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activities include miners and poor
Whites from Eastern Kentucky;
poor Whites from Lexington;
Blacks from Louisville; members
of Black Student Unions in Berea,
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members of the Council of Southern
Mountains,
Appalachian
Volunteers, the Lexington Peace
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Illinois, Kentucky and surrounding states.
An informative letter sent by
the UK SDS steering committee
to the various groups reads, in
part:
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"The issues urging this peaceful demonstration are many.
While the governors dine in unnecessary luxury at the Phoenix
Hotel and Spindletop Farm, and
go off to the races at Keeneland
Park and the $185,000 addition
opened in their honor at Churchill
Downs, and are presented with
a $70,000 race horse to be
owned by them, miners
are being crippled by the deadly
black lung disease, while Kentucky, West Virginia, and other
Appalachian mining states remain unwilling to enforce compulsory work compensation laws;
"Welfare rights are callously
denied recipients while some programs such as Kentucky's Medicaid have come under attack because the poor are 'taking advantage' of its services (if to take
advantage of free medical ser

vices by the poor is not the
purpose of such a program, what
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denied the history of theirpeople
or else are provided token programs administered by cultural
aliens the whites;
"All students are being denied
the right to meaningfully influence their education, and after
following
'proper channels'

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rights to protest.
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in Kentucky. However, keep in Street and has opened a court
mind that the governors will also suit to extend the permit one
block further on Main Street to
be addressing themselves to setthe Phoenix Hotel where the
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relevant governors will meet.
there are many other
"We do not plan to provoke
issues that can be brought to the
the police in any way, but we do
fore by groups joining the Kenplan to reach our destination,"
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Calling Who What
the Editor of the Kernel:
L. E. Fields April 23rd edition of
"View From the Right" deserves a few
comments. It seems Mr. Fields has done
one of three things; 1 He has misinterpreted remarks made at the Campus
Human Relations Panel presentation of
"The Black Student on the White Campus" 2 He has chosen, as so many
people do, to play amateur psychoanalyst
rather than responsible reporter 3 Deliberately distorted the events which took
place at that meeting in order to prepare
a column suitable to his political frame of
reference.
Mr. Fields immediately contends that
some of the panel members were not sincere in expressing their beliefs. This is
absurd. Their very presence on the panel
and at that meeting is the product of a
sincere attempt to reduce apathy on this
campus. They evidently care enough to
give up their evenings at the Paddock
and Adams House and present the University community with a dialogue on a variety of crucial issues at a time the right
wing is advocating dialogue rather than
revolution. Isn't that what you want,
Mr. Fields? And isn't it a subtle form of
racism that you contend Blacks are sincere
because they are Blacks while Whites
are not sincere because they are Whites?
You seem to be, equating sincerity with
an appalling proposition.
Perhaps I am being too critical. There
is validity in some things you wrote.
A black student at UK is faced with a
choice between the black and white communities. It is very easy for black students
to be labeled "Toms." Isn't this precisely
what the two black coeds present were
very articulately contending? You really
should credit your sources. I heard you
say nothing of this problem during the
course of the evening. I would think your
audience deserves to know the source of
such important remarks so that they can
be viewed in the context of
rather than of remarks
in a political column.
We're just sparring, aren't we Mr.
Fields? Perhaps we ought to move on to
the "best part of the program" the white
liberals. (Personally, I would prefer to be
called a leftist or a radical. The term
"white liberal" includes people likejacob
Javits whose political ideology is a farcry
from mine.) What's this about "masochism? I heard none of that. What I
heard was lashing out, correct, but not
at themselves. It seems to me that criticisms and denunciations were levelled
at the real offenders white racists, both
active and passive. There is little to be
done about the active racist, the George
Wallace-StroThurmond-Georg- e
Lincoln
Rockwell type. They won't change. Their
threat to the ideals of a democratic state
is very real and pressing, but what is
more important at this time is the passive racist the racist who accepts tokenism as integration, the racist who can
pervert his Christianity enough to allow
overt discrimination six days a week
and pray for peace and brotherhood the
seventh, the passive racist who through
his silence and APATHY allows the black
man to be relegated to a role of second
class citizen. No, there was no masochism.
There were cold, hard accusations levelled
at the UK student body, at the inability
of our nation to accomplish positive steps
toward equality, and at you, Mr. Fields,
you. You write well of forgetting the
pigmentation of the human animal and
accepting men for their worth . . . but
it was you, not me, who saw fit to
bandy about the term "nigger." It was
you who expressed amazem ent that a white
man from Atlanta could be courteous
to a black man (again, isn't this indicative of subtle racism?); It wasn't me. I
expect that.
Then, of course, there is your prime
reek.
example of this
As I recall, a question was raised as to
whether or not the UK campus could be
considered oppressive to Blacks and leftists. He answered this by stating that,
as an example, some of his fraternity
brothers had refused to speak to him
because: 1. He had campaigned for Cene
McCarthy and (believe it or not) was
considered a communist; 2. some of his
outspoken ideals concerning the black
situation (and as a result, Vietnam) were
too offensive to his fraternity brothers;
and 3. his choice to wear long hair and
bluejeans was not socially
conducive to the fraternity inuge. Is that
oppressive? Three examples of free choice
penaliz-- d by social ostracism might be
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considered oppressive,

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would think.

Was he proud of it? It seems to me he
was more upset than proud.
And, as for your magic father . . . turn
it on yourself. You try being black and
see how many times you use the term
"nigger" in the presence of whites. And
as for being of service to the black community, just what in the hell do you do?
I can speak for some members of the
panel. Don Burkholder, whom you seemed
to think was nearly, but no quite, as repulsive as that young Creek, has certainly
padded enough hot streets canvassing for
political candidates who he felt could

help improve the black situation. Donna
Beasley also campaigned long and hard
as well as putting in last summer as a
worker for the Community Action League.
She plans to enter the peace corps and
eventually teach in a New York ghetto
school. And as for that young Greek,
maybe I should tell you a few things
about him. He is sincere. It started a
long time ago when he counselled in a
boys' camp which included a Chicago
Police Youth Camp for underprivileged
black children, many of whom had never
seen a squirrel before. He lives in a black
community. . . the west side of New York
City. He too was politically active. He
chose not to work for money this last
summer and instead put in up to 12,
yes 12, hours a day working for Sen.
Eugene McCarthy in New York City.
He is now preparing to do his student
teaching at Lexington Junior High School,
which is 85 percent black, under the
supervision of a black teacher. He plans
to enter the Peace Corps and upon return
will teach in the New York City ghettos.
Perhaps he is trying to atone for the sins
of his fathers, who knows. What matters
is that he is doing something. What do
you do that gives you the power to sit
in judgment upon the actions of others?
I would suggest that you, Mr. Fields, do
two things. You can do something besides
quotea quack scientist namedjensen who
writes that Blacks are intellectually inferior to Whites in one breath, and preach
about brotherhood in the next. (I will interject that Mr. Jensen's notions were
thoroughly and systematically destroyed
by six competent psychologist s immediately following his publication.) And you
might feel inclined to offer an apology
to that young Greek and the other quite
sincere members of that panel. I will
accept the one due me, as that young
Greek, quite humbly, I assure you.
R. D. Winthrop
Education Junior

Dillard Sponsor
Recently the members of DillardHouse
were informed that the United Campus
Ministry will revoke its future sponsorship of the experiment. Since we as students cannot rent a University house
without a sponsor, his decision may mean
that the residential community will cease
to exist.
As participants in the experiment, we
feel that the residential community has
meant too much and has too much potential to be disbanded.
The Dillard' House experiment offers
the unique opportunity for members to
student community.
develop a
Because each incoming group must choose
the direction and structure it wants to take,
the experiment becomes an opportunity
for students disenchanted with stagnant
life styles to create a meaningful mode
of existence.
The value of the experiment lies in the
chance students have to create a lifestyle, both as individuals and as a group,
regardless of visible or concrete results
attained during the semester.
The experiment serves as a model for
an alternative living situation which
should be open to students. We have not
yet learned everything about what a
group of students can do. But
we have attempted many different kinds
of things types of governing, curriculum s and believe that because we know
more about communal living now, the
experiment can come much closer to its
goals in the future.
Those of us who have benefited from
living in the residential experiment feel
that others should be given the same opportunity to create their own
by living with people who are trying to
accept, know, and work with individuals
far different from themselves.
Anyone interested in participating in an
international, interracial,
communal student residence should pick
up an application at Dillard House this
week (270 S. Limestone). If enough interest is shown, there is a definite possibility that the experiment will either
regain sponsorship or find another sponself-rulin-

Political War
Mr. Denton's basic idea of stopping
communism is one with which I agree.
The Marxist-LeniniCommunists are out
to "bring the people back to the true
religion." "They" have the mental discipline and evangelical spirit as did 12
fanatics around 33 A.D. If they cannot
win politically, then they will try militarily.
Mr. Denton seems to presuppose that
the latter strategy is better (for us) than
the former. It is not. We can destroy
millions of homes, barns, human beings,
water buffalo, tanks . . . etc, but this
will not destroy a totalitarian socialist
doctrine. If inflicting casualties and destroying property wins wars, then the Confederacy and Nazi Gennany should have
both won theirs.
To control people, which is politics, is
to, blatantly, give them what they want.
If a Western style democracy does this,
then it will win. If a Communist government does it, then it will win.
If a political system does not give
the people their "wants," then they will
create or follow one that will. The British
Government did not, so the Americans
choose a form of Confederation after an
eight-yea- r
war of liberation.
The "Republic of Vietnam" is not
giving the people their most basic wants:
economic freedom and the freedom of
speech. The only opposition candidate in
Vietnam's history is arrested and imprisoned for subversion. The land is owned
by an agrarian autocracy, provinces are
tightly controlled by warlord generals
and their president is a puppet of a military clique. (Theirs or ours?)
The only political system that is helping the people is the NLF. They do not
send indiscriminate bombers from the sky,
destroy homes, drive APC's (armoured
personal carriers) across rice fields destroying a livelihood and six months'
hard work.
They gie land to the people, as much

medicine as they have and kill only those
persons who are enemies of the villagers:
landlords, tax collectors and repressive
cops. They build schools, hospitals and
factories, too. By doing such the NFL
wins the political and military allegiance
of the people. And the ballgame. (It is
not all that simple but with a limit of
200 words this is as close as I can come.)
So, Mr. Denton, if you want to win
against communism, give the people what
they want. Give them butter, protection
and kindness, not guns and fear. Give
them hope of a better life under your
fonn of government and you will not
want for a lack of followers.
If you can do this, you will win for
your Liberation Army no matter what
your ideology or motives. Churchill did it,
Lenin did it, FDR did it, Mao did it and
now Ho is doing it. President Thieu
is not.
Democracy has lost in Vietnam thanks
to our politically blind Presidents Kennedy and Johnson, not to mention 400
equally guilty senators and representatives.
The Armed Forces is not to blame.
Their job is to kill human beings and
destroy the opposition's capability to
fight. They have done a very good job.
Unfortunately, the United States is fighting on a military plane and the NLF
on a political plane. The two rarely met
for there to be a military victory. And
since political wins over military in a
tie, the NLF is declared the winner.
Martin Zehnder
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We urge all students interested in living
in Dillard House next year to attend a
meeting Monday, April 28,

p.m., at Dillard House. The purpose of
the meeting will be for prospective and
fonner residents to discuss what new
directions the experiment should take.
Ann Bruflat
Peggy Setzer
Karen A. Ogilvy
Vicki Shulman
Mark Kulieke
Debbie Tassie
Carolyn Holm an
Katherine Cossick
Michael T. Fanner
Rotraut Lommel
Thorn Pat Juul

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Greek Sheets
and
I understand the
Panhellenic Councils or planning to publish a newspaper next year. However,
the publications board's selection of next
year's Kernel editor makes one wonder if
the Greeks really need two papers!
I wonder if the Student Government
elections established a trend on this campus.
James A. Powell Jr.
A 6r S Senior
Inter-Fraternit-

Hell Is

y

...

Everyone on campus seems to think
dorm life, cafeteria food, student government, etc., is just a bunch of "hell."
Well, we would like to give you our
opinion of college "hell."
HELL IS . . .
Hell is being in the shower and having
the fire al a mi go off.
soggy feet and mud splattered legs on
a rainyday while trudging to classes,
having a panty raid and living on the
first floor.
tower of men facing
having a
your window and not being able to
get a one of them to call you.
having your window facing Coopers-tow22-flo-

n.

the weather in Lexington.
being awakened by the maid in the
morning while you are trying to
sleep.
having a Spanish teacher who doesn't
speak a word of English,
a house mother.
walking all the way downstairs to get
some ice and there not being any.
Accounting 201 and any kind of chemistry.
having your books stolen while you are
eating breakfast. NOTE: A Concept
Approach to Spanish by Da Silva
and Lovett
trying to get dimes to do your laundry.
having a color television with green
and purple people.
forgetting your meal ticket.
getting up for an 8 a.m. class just to
have it called off.
Hell is hearing the music coming from a
fraternity party and not being invited.
trying to sneak in the side door and
having the damn a la mi go off.
being a C.A.
the Med Center and its great emergency
system.
and
.grabbing for a jersey in a
getting drenched by water andother
things.
not having a car on campus,
having your roommate lock you out of
id

the room.

not being told about open house and
having a guy walk in.
waiting for a bus during snow and having it pass you by.
being lonely.
waiting 15 minutes in the meal line
to have the meal stay with you for
only 10 minutes.
being in a class with brains who ruin
the curve.
having someone constantly interrupting your phone conversation,
a blind date.
not having a date for LKD.
waiting for the bus.
trying to get the phone.
having someone answer your phone
even though you are in your room,
having no curve,
two finals on the same day.
flunking out no matter how hard you
try.
vending machines.
using your White Rain hairspray instead of your Ban.
having some smart aleck turn your
alann clock off.
not having your phone number in the
student directory.
an incomplete schedule.
having your phone number in the
directory and no one calling it.
Hell is trying to reserve a tennis court.
being stupid.
loosing your cool.
being color blind and not knowing
which bus to get on.
from one college
to
transferring
another,
no mail aiuVor male,
having someone make out in front of
your window.
HELL IS U. K. but LIFE IS HELL,
ISN'T IT?
Brenda Blandford
Sheila Whitt
Geneva Wood
AficS Sophomores

* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Tuesday, April 29, l9--

Apathy Blamed For LKD Loss

TODAY and
TOMORROW
The deadline

for anneancementi It

7:30 p.m. two days prior U the flnt
publication of Items In this colamn.

sity of Southern California, will visit
the UK Department of Music April
28. 29. Dr. Stevens will lecture.
interStudents Interested in
racial, international living are invftd
to a
at Dillard
meeting
House Wednesday, April 30, 7 p.m., to
discuss what new directions the project should take. Applications for if a
are available at 412 Rose St., and 270
S. Limestone.
co-e- d,

Today
The Draft Counseling Service will
meet Tuesday, April 29. 5 to 7 p.m.,
in Room 307 of the Student Center.
The fifth and final concert In the
seaChamber Music Society's 1908-6- 9
son will present the Heritage Quartet Tuesday, April 29, 8:15 pni., in
the Agricultural Science Auditorium.

Tomorrow
The

University of Kentucky Department of Music concludes its Spring
series of concerts with programs by
the University Symphony Orchestra,
the University Chorus, and the University Bands. The University Chorus,
under the direction of Sara Holyrod,
performs Wednesday, April 30 In the
UK Guignol Theatre. A special open-a- ir
concert features the UK Bands
under the direction of Wm. Harry
Clarke, Thursday, May 1, 7 p.m.. In
the UK Botanical Gardens.
Professor Halsey Stevens, composer,
teacher, and chairman of the Department of Composition at the Univer

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Next year may he the last year that the Little
Kentucky Derby will he held, according to this
year's chairman of the LKD, John Southard.
"If students are as apathetic next year as they
were this year, it may be the last year for the
LKD." he said.
"The activity on campus was certainly not
conducive to LKD events in terms of drawing