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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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The Bright Stude Is Here.

The Kentucky Kernel

Prof.: "What la tho difference be
tween a football referee's whistle and
Published ovcry Thursday throughout tho Collogo year by tho Btudont body of an organ player?"
the University of Kentucky, for tho bcnellt of tho students,
Stude: "One stops tho pushes and
alumni and faculty of tho institution.
tho other pushes the stops."

MAKERS OF HISTORY

year and had ono of the leading roles
In "Tho Collogo Widow,"
tho 1914
play. Only last wcok Bho played most
artistically a part in tho Stroller skit,
"How tho Ham Saved tho Homestead."
Her work as Ma Jenkins brought out
many rounds of applause.
Sho is further distinguished as tho
only person in recont years who has
held tho samo class office for two
of the
terms, being vice president
class of 1917 in both tho Sophomoro
and Senior years. Her popularity with
tho malo members of tho class was an
important factor in tho success of tho
Fusion ticket at tho class election in
October. Sho is known as the most
faithful member of the class, and according to ono gentleman who has
kept an cyo on her sho has not missed
a class meeting in four years. Ono of
tho things the Senior class is thankful for today is Nancy Innes.

NANCY WEii INNE3.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is tho official nowBpaper of tho University.
Still at Large.
of furnishing to its subscribers all tho college news
It if issued with tho view
In
tho Senior Directory
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning tho univer- (Freshman theme, copied verbatim
tho Kernel takes great pleasuro in
sities of other States and Canada.
from blackboard.)
Tho wreck dlstroyed many llfes. writing first tho story of tho career of
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Tho train camo over tho rallcs like a Miss Nancy Wobb Innes, vice presi
mall matter.
Entered at Lexington rostoffico as second-clasmad bull, and leaped tho precipice, dent of tho Senior class and one of its
EDITORIAL. STAFF.
while the pcopl were wrlthln in their most popular members. She has
agony, tho train was proclaiming the long list of accomplishments to her
Shinnick
William
:
Assistant Editor illroful act to tho community by her credit, and a list of friends that is
DHIard Turner
Managing Editor loud, sonorous voice. Tho cry of tho longer still.
Wayne Cottinghom
Nancy was born In Lexington some
"Squirrel Food" wounded resembled
a
battlclleld,
J. Franklin Corn
"Co ed"ltor whoso victims were
yet unmoved. tlmo previous to 1900 Just how long
Miss Eliza Piggott
Athletic Editor The scene was another Titanic, for previous is nobody's business attend
Thomas Underwood
Exchange Editor whllo some wcro retreating others cd the city grammar and high schools
J. R. Marsh
Y. W. C. A. were being consumed in tho flames and entered the University of Kon
Miss Mildred Graham
.. Mining of fire, which had presently broke out tucky in 1913 as a candidate for an
Eugene Elder
A. B. degree.
Sho displayed great
Literary to tlistroy pain.
Herbert Schabor
'
ability as an athlete even in her high FORMER STUDENTS STAR
Agriculture
Harry Cottrell
school days, and was a member of tho
IN ARMY FOOTBALL
GAME.
REPORTERS.
The College Oration.
University girls' basketball team in
Byron Bacon Black
Thornton Connell.
John 8. Sherwood.
Squirrel Food has heard a number
her first, second and third years.
Four former Transylvania and five
W. C. Draddy.
of excellent college orations in tho
Last year she was elected manager of University of Kentucky students playBUSINESS STAFF.
past live years, and has from them
the team and this year has been hon ed side by side on tho gridiron at El
Business Managor
Joe M. Robinson
deduced the rules which invariably
ored with the captaincy. Her playing Paso last week in a game against an
1
bring success. Follow our directions
has always been of the steady, hard- El Paso eleven. Two former high
and be a nuisance. Do it this way
working kind, and we expect even school students completed the team
Compulsory Chapel.
1. Always begin with "From the
more of her this year.
made up of members of the Kentucky
dawn of civilization" or "From time
in appearance the subject of our National Guard.
Compulsory chapel for the members of the battalion immemorial it has been ."
sketch is very pleasing. She has deep
A report from an El Paso newspaper
of the University will be in force next week. 2. Always consult Bob Ingersoll or blue eyes that somehow are reminls
and all co-emeet with the approval of W. J. Bryan and never say anything cent of summer skies, a complexion says that Sergeant "Buddy" Polndex- this will not
is probable
ter, of the University of Kentucky last
was almost a that somebody else hasn't said before that puts
those who are compelled to attend, but
peach to year, scored the only points made by
the
the chapel exercises would have and said better.
foregone conclusion
shame and a smile that takes tHfr
to be abandoned altogether it some way to get students to 3. Never forget that "Beyond the wide, wide world into its charmed cir the Kentucky team with a drop kick
line. The Texas
from tho forty-yarAlps lies Italy." It is geographically
chapel were not found.
cle.
In social circles she has been team won 27 to 3.
chapel is not peculiar to the Uni- true and oratorlcally unimpeachable prominent, being a member of the Chi
Poor attendance
The line-umade up of Company A
versity of Kentucky. At one or two Western universities 4. You will disappoint the judges Omega sorority and a member of the Signal Corps men, follows: Roberts,
chapel has been discarded entirely, and others have very much if you do not refer to the
council in the Junior and
tackle; Eder- written letters asking information on the attendance and touching little scene where the lamb Sophomore years. In addition she has left end; Lambert, leftBeam, center;
men, left guard;
will lie down outside the lion.
the means used to secure it.
affiliated with the Philosophian Liter- Hughes, right guard; Clayton, right
The committee which has been in charge of chapel 5. If your speech has any political ary Society, the Choral Club and
exercises has in the past secured a number of excellent or economical aspects be sure to bring organizations which are, like the other tackle; H. Turner, right end; Barclay,
artispeakers who were greeted by the proverbial corporal's in the phrases "subsidized press" and cles on a country sale bill, too numer quarterback; Robertson, left half; P.
Turner, fullback, and Polndexter,
guard, and this has been a source of embarrassment both ''bloated plutocrat." Remember also ous to mention.
right half.
to the committee and the speakers. The compulsory at- that it is the "great middle class As an actress Nancy has proved her
least secure audiences
the speakers which is the backbone of the fabric of self quite talented. She has belonged
tendance will
the advantages our government."
and give the library a rest. These
to the Strollers since her Freshman Patronize Our Advertisers.
C.
gained.
Above all do not give the im
chapel re- pression that you have any thot; the
On the other hand, forced attendance
ligious services is contrary to the spirit which should pre- judges like to hear what they have
vail
a State University. The meetings are of course heard before.
no man Speaking of aversion for those who
remains
but the
Walk-Ov- er
should be forced to attend any religious service
he conduct "corners" in food products,
would not attend voluntarily. The step taken by the au we have to hold our nose when we
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thorities will not meet with the approval of the student think of tho Chicagoan who owns
body. The Kernel hopes
the advantages to be gained 72,000,000 cold storage eggs.
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AG SOCIETY AMUSED

BY TALK ON "RATS"

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FOOD

Not Guilty of This.
The Kentucky Colonel Says:
We have much to be thankful for,
Someone suggested that the Louisauh. The price of turkey meat is out ville man who killed a thief by setof sight, but the sauce for the plum ting a
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Lykelle Pomes No. 11.
Young Johnny Jones' girl was sweet;
He begged her for a kiss.
She promised one if he'd but swear
He never kissed a miss.
A tear drop dimmed his eye-- He
could not tell a lie.

The Agricultural Society met in
regular session Monday night and the
members were entertained
with a
highly amusing talk by Professor A.
N. Gordon on "Rats." A round table
discussion followed on the subject,
"Benefits derived from taking an agricultural course in the University."
"
On account of "Daddy
at
the Opera House, the Ag. "Roosters"
were notably absent.

"That's no news to me," sighed Pa,
"I've known it for a long time."

Our Idea of poetic justice is exem
plified by a recent news story. It
Actual Measurement.
seems that a ship loaded with dried
She: "How much do you love me, codfish shipped a llttlo water and tho
James?
fish swelled up add burst tho vessel.
He: "0, as much as two dollars a It's a swell story, If it does sound
week, I gueM.'!
fishy.

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THANKSGIVING SERVICE8
AT PATTERSON

There's a Reason.
"Etholbert writes that ho is learning the touch system," beamed Ma
enthusiastically.

FEEL RIGHT
LOOK RIGHT

Long-Legs-

coal-hous- e

same old guilty of a coal bloodied murder.

Boot Shop

HALL.

Thanksgiving services will bo conducted as usual at Patterson Hall tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock. At that
of fruit,
time offerings, consisting
llowers and money will be received.
Miss Minnie Neville has charge of the
program, and Miss Susanne Beltz will
sing. All girls who are going home
for the holidays are requested to
leave their offerings with Miss Neville.
Thanksgiving night an informal party will bo given by the Y. W. C A.
for all tho girls who do not go home.

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