xt7rv11vfs96 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7rv11vfs96/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19360117 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January 17, 1936 text The Kentucky Kernel, January 17, 1936 1936 2013 true xt7rv11vfs96 section xt7rv11vfs96 Best Copy Available p THE KENTUCKY KERNEL FRIDAY EDITION SEMI-WEEKL- Y KERNEL UNIVERSITY VOL. XXVI. I.KXINCi NOTED SPEAKERS FARM MEETING 17, I NEW .SERIES NO. 2') RUPP University Men's Glee Club WILL BE HELD BY ' GAME TONIGHT AT ALUMNI GYM '.:( FORENSIC TESTS r:v i E KENTUCKY lON, KEN I UCKY, FRIDAY, JANUARY Convention Speakers WILL APPEAR AT OF CAT-TULAN- n,()t.." i CAMPUS GROUP CATS' "m',njnjm ' BY SHOWING AGAINST XAVIER - i IRKED I)r. C. Taylor, Dr. II. Sweets And Dr. M. Davis To Re Principal Sperkers At Convention Winner Of Oratorical Contest Will Represent U. K. At Various Meets Shakeup To R?ise Scoring Punch May Result In Rcnching of Forward Joe Haa;an FACULTY MEMRFRS TO APPEAR ON PROGRAM ALL STUDENTS ARE ELIGIBLE TO ENTER TEAM PREPS HARD FOR GREEME TILT Various Phases Of Farm And Homemaking To Re Discussed Plans For Province Conference To Re Held Here Are Incomplete Much Defeated Tulane Quint V The 24th annual Farm and Home (invention to be held at the Agricultural experiment station from will Include such speakJan. ers as Dr. C. C. Taylor, Washing- - K V- f r, V X. - k : C; Dr. Henry Sweets, Lou-krrll- and Dr. Michael M. Davis, Chicago. Dr. C. C. Taylor Is president of the American Country Life association and assistant administrator of the Resettlement Administration. He will speak at the farmers' session Tuesday morning on the subject. "Stabilizing American Rural Life," and at the women's meeting Wednesday on "American Rural Life of the Future." Dr. Henry Sweets, moderator of the general assembly of the Presbyterian Church, will address the Joint session of men and women the afternoon of the first day on the subject "The Country Community and the Good Life." "Reorganization of Rural Health facilities" Is the subject of an address to be made on Wednesday morning at 11 o'clock by Dr. Michael M. Davis, director of the medi cal service of the Julius Rosen -wald Fund, Chicago. Many other nationally known men and women have been se-- 1 Mmul inH or. trt Bnnpnp nn t Vi P program. The members of the faculty of the College of Agriculture to speak Include Prof. Oeorge Roberts, Prof. W. S. Anderson, Dr. J. Holmes Martin, Dr. W. W. Dimock, Prof. E. J. Kinney, S. C. Jones, Dr. E. N. Fergus and Miss Mildred Lewis. Many phases of farming and homemaklng will be discussed during the four days. There will be tin. Michael ohms Dr. M.chaol Davis and Mr. Henry Sweets will be tne piuiciiai speakers on the Farm and Home convention schedule to open Its annual sessions at the University Jan. 28. ANNOUNCERS TRUSTEE ARE NEEDED HEAD BOARD IS NAMED X w-'- Much displeased with the manner in which his Wildr.at basketball team performed Inst , against the Xavler I lim. i.in.... .i .n li. ii . later. Iim.iii DEAN STATE WOMEN The province conference of ODK Chandler Chosen wnlch wm be held at Kentucky this year has been set for the first As Head of week in April and plans for the U. K. Rody meeting were discussed Monday. A definite program for the conterence The Board of Trustees of the has not yet been worked out but University in a special meeting will be announced sometime next held yesterday at the University, month. named Gov. A. B. Chandler, Plans for an sing fficlo chairman of the board which wlil be held In March were Judge Richard C. Stoll as the re- discussed. dra-sti- MEETAT Auditions will be held at 1:30 p. m. Tuesday afternoon to fill vacancies on the announcing staff of the University of Kentucky radio ' studios, it was announced by E. O. Sulzer, studio director. Those added to the staff will take part in the university's fifteen programs per week schedule over WHAS, in Louisville. Preference will be given to students living in Lexington or close enough to be able to continue announcing during the coming summer. All auditions will be private in that they will only be listened to by the studio staff. Applications should be made either to E. O. Sulrer at the Pub- llclty bureau or to Frank Burger, Box 2902. Kentuckian. ex-a- presentative at the Harvard ing Conference in Home Economics Is Session at University inter-fraterni- ty uni- versity founding celebration to be held this year. Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of the University, was authorized to appoint a committee to work with him in preparation for the November meeting of the Association of Governing Boards of American universities. It is expected that approximately SO nationally known educators will attend the conference here. Doctor Murray and Dean James H. Graham were praised by the members of the board for their work in connection with the PWA building program. In addition to Governor Chandler and Judge Stoll, others in attendance at yesterday's meeting were Harry Peters, newly elected State Superintendent of Public In struction; Garth K. Ferguson, new of Agriculture; O. C. Wells, Palntsville; J. B. Andrews, Newport; John Cooper, Somerset; Dr. George H. Wilson, Lexington, all trustees; President McVey.Dean Graham, and D. H. Peak, secretary of the board. Features Will Be Representatives from the various colleges of the state are attending the fifth annual Teachers Train-- , ing conference in Home Economics, which started yestreday at the Col- lege of Education at the Universl- ty of Kentucky, and is to extend for a period of three days. Miss Florence Fallgatter, chief of the Home Economics education, Washington, is in charge. Among the state leaders to appear is Miss Ada Lee of the State Department of Education in Frank- PLANT Col. James J. Graham, dean of the College of Engineering, spoke to the members of the local chap' ter of the American Association of University Professors or the Uni- $765,000 versity's PWA building program, in their meeting Tuesday night in McVey hall. Dean Graham told the group that work has already been started on the new heating system, and that the complete plant will cost about $90,000 and will heat the enUnique Make-u- p of Volume tire campus. banquet the evea to Re Ruilt Around If the funds are not sufficient to fort. ning of Jan. 30, and the Kentucky State Traditions build a new law building, he said, Federation of Homemakers will Berea college, Eastern a library for the housing of the hold Its annual session on the last The 193G Kentucklan, which will Teachers college, Western State most All sesbooks day of the convention. POLICIES OF NRC, appear on May Day, has many new Teachers college, Murray State some valuable are 50will be erected, years old and of which sions are open to the public. features among which will be pic- Teachers college, and the Universi- older. CRS ARE CONDEMNED tures of the sorority and fraternity ty of Louisville are represented. houses, a page dedicated to the WASHINGTON. Jah. 16 (INS) RING, INVITATION house mothers, and pictures of the STROLLERS A statement criticizing the two TO CHOOSE PLAY football team in action. The beau- COMMITTEE PICKED rational broadcasting chains, the ty section wlil be in shadow NBC and CBS. for "favoritism" and toeraohy. while the sport section Strollers, The senior ring and invitation student dramatic orrefusing to sell time on the air to will be made up of three columns ganization, will hold a meeting this committee has Just been appointed those who would attack the Rooseof newspaper material using Asso- afternoon at 4 p. m. in the base- by Elvis J. Stahr, president of the velt administration was Issued here MUCH TOO MUCn today in the name of Gov. Eugene ment of Administration building, senior class, and will start to work ciated Press copy. Talmadge, of Georgia. The stateThe opening section will be in for the purpose of electing a facul- Immediately to select the senior too much ment emanated from Washington Too much corn and two colors. The theme of the book ty advisor. Material for the an- rings and invitations. The chairwheat, headnuarters of the convention of will also man of the committee is James A. is "Kentucky Traditions" and it is nual spring production cold and too much constitutional Democrats. Too much dedicated to the six-- traditional be discussed, but work on the play Moore. Other members are Lucille heat, GRAHAM WILL SPEAK things, women, colonels, horses, will not actually begin until next Thornton, William Boland, Hallle "Whether the radio companies Too much of this and too much are being Influenced or coerced by Downing and Victor Hobday. mint juleps, tobacco and pioneers. month. of that. Col. James J. Graham, dean of There will be twelve snapshot the New Deal or whether they are Too much lean and too much going out of their way to conciliate the College of Engineering, will ad- panels. MEETING IS CANCELED fat. PROFESSOR HALL IMPROVES the New Deal is open to question," dress an open meeting of the UniToo many drafts and I. O. U.'s, ' said the statement, "but there can versity chapter of the American The German club will not hold Too many holes in too many be no question but that the abuse Association of University Professors Professor Ellery L. Hall, of the its regular January meeting due to i shoes. of power of the radio cannot and at 7:30 o'clock Thursday evening, Department of History, who has the forthcoming examinations, it Too much murder and too much will not be tolerated." in Room 111, McVey hall. His topic been seriously ill at his home for was announced by Dr. V. B. Hege-macrime, will be "The New Building Prothe past six weeks, is now much acting head of the German poetry that doesn't Too much gram of the Unulversity of KenHOPE HELD FOR EXPLORER Improved and It is expected that department. The February meetrhyme. tucky." he will be able to take up his work ing will be held as usual. Too much to learn and to much WASHINGTON, Jan. 16 (INS) again In the near future. LONDON, Jan. 16 (INS) Hone to confess In a somewhat acrimonious tiff, B LANDING DINNER GUEST From beginning to end it's a for the safety of Lincoln Ellsworth, KIPLING SUFFERS RELAPSE J. P. Morgan today again assailed American explorer missing for nearmess. heckofa ALMOST U. S. CITIZEN Dean Sarah Blanding was guest the Senate Munitions committee for Rud-yar- d Too much work and too much ly two months In the Antarctic, was LONDON, Jan. 16 (INS) suddenly revived today. A comof the sophomore Foods class of the what he termed its Inferences play, Kipling suffered a slight reTRENTON, Jan. 16 (INS) Proagainst the banking house of MorToo much to do, too much to mittee in London In charee of a Home Economics department at a gan. fessor Albeit Einstein, famous phy- lapse this morning, it was learned search for Ellsworth received a formal riinniT ffiven WprfnpsHnv say. fightHe exchanged a series of acrid sicist, was well on the road today at the hospital where he is perforToo many coeds, brave and fair, radiogram from the master of the evening, January 15, in the Agricul- with Senator Clark (D) to becoming an American citizen. ing against death from a in- - tural building. A de- remarks With fiery checks and platinum explroatlon ship, Discovery II, ated gastric ulcer. He appeared at the Naturalization dicating a man had been sighted ' ner was prepared and served by of Missouri. hair. "Mr. Kipling's condition Is not bureau here, paid a $2.50 fee and too much on the Bay of Whales and that an the girls under the supervision of The latter arose when Thomas received his first papers. He is a sd satisfactory this morning, and Too much gayety and airplane had been located at Little Miss Barkley, instructor in the Morgan W. Lamont, one of the fun. faculty at the School still causes great anxiety." a medipartment. partners. In resnonse to question- member of the Study at Princeton. Too many battles that are never cal bulk'tih issued at 11 a. m. said. put us In lor Advanced ing, observed: "You can't won. many lessons, too many defending the GerToo a position of mans. We thought they were all books, many chlslers, too many wrong." Too crooks, To this Clark replied: "I should Too much reform, too much law. probably have the same feeling If It's the derndest thing you ever I were a member of a firm that aw. had profited by $30,000,000 handling J. R. Lexington has been chosen for of the screen, Lotus Long plays British orders in the war." All of you who have visited the his missionary work and went to This brought a flush to Morgan's presen- - the heroine. ARCHAEOLOGISTS TO SPEAK the premier showing and face. He leaned forward In his University dispensary at one tuns Spanish Guineato to work among Pagans," an tatlon of "Last of the "Last of the Pagans" tells chair, resting his big Meerschaum or another know Dr. Pinney. Surely the refugees. He was twice honored absorbing drama of life on primithe story of a vanishing He you who have not had the pleasure by the Spanish government. The Archaeological society will tive islands . The object Is to re- race. Five months In the making pipe on the table before him. meet at 7:30 o'clock Friday evening cord the public reaction. "Your inference has been," he of meeting him have heard of him. jwas knighted by King Alphonso of In the tropics, it fully Justifies the "that we were practically But how many of you know any- Spain for stamping out tropical in the basement of the Museum. The new picture, starting Thurs- time pains, and the long voy. rumbled, by thing of the wealth of expeiience sleeping sickness in Spanish Guinea bought Prof. W. S. Webb and Dr. W. D. day at the Kentucky Theater, has age and went the allies." into Its filming. The that land was made a knight of the PUnkhouser are to speak. that lies behind this man? nothing of the travelogue about It, photography of Clyde De Vlnna Is Later he Dr. Pmney was graduated from Royal Orderof Isabella. GRAD DINNER ANNOUNCED shows in detail the Inti- arrestingly beautiful, many of his though it the University of Cuicumati medi was again given honorable mention mate lives of the Polynesian na- scenes veritable paintings in light controlling typhus for his work In school in 1903. Upon graduatives. It is a gripping and romanAlumni cal and shade. The annual mid-yefever among the refugees at Camhe took a position as instructic love story of a boy and a girl banquet, given in honor of the mid- tion of physiolog.cal chemistry at eroon. tor in the iblund of paradise; of their year eradiia'lng class, will be held RUSSIA MOBILIZES ARMY When the United States entered the same bchool, where he taught separation thorugh the work of a at 6:30 o'clock Friday night, Janu- for four years. From there he went the war, Dr. Pmney came back to rascally white trader, and their ary 24, In the University Commons. triumphant reunion. MOSCOW, Jan. 16 (INS) So- Judue Brady Stewart will give the to the London School of lrop.tal America and entered the U. 8. To Members of the the viet authorities chose a day when principal address. The committee Medicine, specializing in tiupn.ca, Army. He served as a captain In There are thrills Faculty and Staff: and in Siberia. battle between the native hero and the Union was rejoicing over the on arrangements is composed of medicine and puiasilology. Ao a the Philippines Due to the fact thut the Lexthe wild boar, shark and swordllsh revelation that 1,300,000 soldiers, Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, Mrs. specialist in tropical mcuicine, Dr. Within one year he went from the ington Fo:um is presenting Mus Sihunting, and the terrific Island ty- the World's biggest army, stand Ada M. Giles. Mr. Robert Salvers, puuu-- was sent to Alnca us a tropics of Africa to Amelia Eurhart at the Henry phoon, filmed at lis height as it reudy to fight against "Japanese Mr. James Shropshire and Dean nied.cul missionary lor the Presby- beria. Clay High School at 4 p. in. on terian cimicli 'lucre he remained hurls palm trees down and rages and German aggressive intentions" Sarah Blanding. Alter the Armistice was signed, Sunday, Jan. 19, l'JJG. the reguin the tropics for tea years. Dur- lie came back to Uie fml.ppuies Island buildings. A cave-I- n in a to make public today foreboding lar Sunday Afternoon Musicule ing tins tune, in uUdiLon to ins uluie lie remained lor a lew eoi. potash mine provides another thrill. developments In the Far Eastern HOME EC ( I I B MEETING at the University of Kentucky A new clash on the medical work, he Collected tropical in laJJ 1.0 Weill, to Denver, Cul., to Delightful nulive music embellishes situation. has b n cancelled. The conMuseum tor the border of outer Mongolia, which Is the saga of Polynesia. The Home Economies club will parasites History, British collection oi Mur ut the Aiuiy and ftavy hospiceit by the University Concert 'itiis is tal there until ly-- i. Mala, the Eskimo actor, plays the under Soviet domination, and meeting Natural hold its regular in mo lau vl Bund, which was scheduled tor was Monday evening. Munchukuo stalwart hero of the new picture, e-controlled Jan. 20. in the still mi the msutuuou. 1UJ7 Dr. Puuiey came to tuts Uniwill bit presented latthis date, years passed, and then in providing a powerful dramatic per- related, while terms of a brisk dipieu Agricultural building. Dean Sarah uner In the season. formance and providing himself lomatic exchange between Mon- - blanding and Miss Cleo Smith will 1U14 the oikl was plunged into the versity where he has remained I great World one of the really romautio figures golla and Munchukuo were bared, ba the principal speakers. War, Dr. Pinney kit til the present. I Too Bad There s Too Many Toos Main Theme of '36 Senior Year Book I I I 1U Ulf ine Cost of New Heat in? Plant, Ruilding Plans Told U. K. Chapter of Professors Society Fifth Annual Teacher Train- rhan. B Rome ' Southeastern Conference. EXPLAINS U. K. HEATING i uuor lonignt against the Tulane University Green Wave in the Gov. A. R, Ex-offici- o nrn;tno.. Cincinnati. Coach Adolph Rupp ma uiiarges mrouRh some stiff workouts the last two days and may mal e some i r lineup before the Cats take the The Men's Glee club, of the University, under the direction of Prof. C. A. Lampert, head of the Department of Music, will give a program at the Midway Orphans' school Friday evening at 8 o'clock. Thursday, Feb. 6, the club will give a joint concert with the Western State Teachers' College Glee club In Bowling Green. A combined group of 20 men ahd 20 women from the University Glee clubs will give a program at Carlisle high school Thursday evening; under the direction of Mildred Lewis. j Tryout Auditions for Candidates to Re Held Tuesday, January 21 at Radio Studios (tXr" ..." pa, honorary leadership fraternity, will sponsor an oratorical contest at the University sometime In February, Prof. R. D. Mclntyre, adviser of the fraternity, announced yesterday. Plans for the contest were discussed at the meeting of ODK which was held Monday afternoon at S p. m. The winner of this oratorical contest will represent the University In the state oratorical contest and will go to the national contest if he wins the state meet. Every student in the University Is eligible to enter the contest. Complete rules have not been on but will be announced 38-3- 1, ton, D. ft Nu Circle of Omicron Delta Kap- ( l--- Hopes To Hit Stride Against Cats j State downtrodden Greenics will furnish the onnoKitinn m. Blue here In two games, one to- ingni ana one Saturday night. In order to get more scoring punch In the Wildcat lineup the Kentucky coach may bench Joe Hagan, rangy sophomore, who was held scoreless in the N. Y. U. game and to a lone field goal in the Xa-vigame. The Xavier high school star turned st in some good performances before the Christmas holidays but since his return has failed to find his range on the baskets. Hagan has been playing a good floor game and is good defensively, but is lacking in his ability to hit the net. The Tulane team will come to Lexington tonight, set on defeating the Wildcats. If they accomplish this feat it will be the first time since Coach Rupp assumed charge of Kentucky basketball. Coach Ray Dauber's present squad is much stronger and is better than the Tulane teams of the past. Although defeated In both their games with Alabama the Green Wave forced the Crimson Tide to the limit in both. Dauber's team this year has more height than the team of a year ago. Bobby Lockett and Captain Ernie Carrere, at forwards, are both above six feet in height. Dietrich 'Skyline" Neyland, sophomore center, stands at six feet, four Inches. Bobby Monstedt and Boise McCloskey, the guards, are not quite so tall but are very fast. The Wildcats have defeated Georgetown, Berea, Pittsburg, and Xavier so far this season, and lost only to New York University. They will be on their toes tonight to defeat the Green Wave and get started off on the right foot In the race for top honors In the Southeastern conference basketball battle. er i ' Remarks Grow Hot As Morgan, Clark Clash In Hearing n, four-cour- "Last of Pagans" To Have District's Premiere In City U. K. Doctor Is Knighted By King Alfonso of Spain , grlp-plng- ly Sunday Afternoon ar Education College To Edit 'Who's Who Placement Rureaus To Issue Annual Rulletin For Education Grads Plans are being made for the edition of the annual bulletin. 1936 "Who's Who Among University by Trained Teachers," published the Placement Bureau of the Uni- versity. This book is an effort on the part of the graduates of the College of Education to place themselves before boards of education, superintendents, and other employing officers. The principal content consists of photographs of the gradu ates and brief sketches giving an outline of their education and training for teaching. The graduates are divided Into departments according to the field of work in which they majored, such as art. coaching and physical education, commerce, elementary work, and other departments. This Is the second edition of this bulletin and it has proved a great aid to the graduates as a large number of those represented in the lost edition have received positions Kampus Kernels Vesper Cancelled Japanes- Students owing applied music fees must pay same by Junuary 20 or else be excluded from the final examinations. Strollers will meet at 4 p. m. today In the basement of the Administration building. The formal dance of Kentucky Epsilon chapter of Sigma Phi Epsi-lo- n has been postponed due to the lact tlmt the dale of February 1 set on the calendar comet immediately following und-ye- * Best Cop; THE Tagc 1 wo school students iliHui;!i)iit ilic state, wc fmtl icniaikahlc ability ninoni; those who enter the finals hi Id line at the I'mM isiiy in the spting. However, when these students enter the tliey are no longer encouraged to pursue their talents as thes were in liigh school, and onsetjuently lose all inteiest and desire in the furtlierinrr of their ability in the field of foren-si- i THE KENTUCKY KERNEL orrtciAi. of tub ptuoknts op NicwRPArrR TKK DNIVITTWTY OP KFNTUCKV Entered at h Pout office at t.elnirton, Kentucky, claa matter under the Act of March I, UTS. arc-o- n MEMBER Pnar1 of Commerce Nntlrrial Collcae Prena Axftocla'lnn A. A member of the Malnr Collcre Publication, represented hr J. Nortli Hill Co . M IS. 42nd St.. Km York Citr: 171 W. , Chlraao; UKH ?nd Ave., Beattle; 1031 8. Hrnadnav, Call Building, San Francisco. Matllwin m Los Anaeles; PUBLISHED Norman C. OM Gari TUESDAYS AND TRIDAYH Editor in Cliirf Managing Editor Assl. Managing Editor inc; Frank Rorrifs John Ciirisiie Polloi HERE SMALL THE KERNEL All STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN Dick Bord ASSOCIATE EDITORS Baril Baker ASSISTANT Man Lancaster John ChrMle EDITORS Charlea Dunn Leslie DOROTHY WHALEN JOY FDOFRTnN NANCY BKCKER ELIZABETH KKIEOEL NcH JeTtn Mildred Mildred Webb Oorman BELMONT Iran THOMAS Literal-- Fdltor ' Aat. Literary rdltor fWlctv Pd'tot WRITERS Prances Kerr Prances Smith Louise Payne . Asst. RAMSEY SleTpra Spencer Scott Genre Society Editor Corte Jackson Dorothy McCammtsh Ellen Feature Editor WRITERS Theo Nadelsteln Donald Irrlns ATKINS Newt Editor ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS Dave 8alyers John Darnell c. T. Hertssch Dial Abram Robert ntortt) WW la Jonea Herman Dotson John Mortran Haxel Douthltt Grace Silverman Virginia Batterton Raymond Lathrem Betty Barle REPORTERS Betty Murphy Marjorle Reiser Frank Burger Allen Ashby Thomas Humble Jack Kelch Otis Harris Cliff Shaw Edmund Thompson Sylvia Skuller JOB CJUINN Max Lancaster SPORTS WRITERS Mack Hughes BUSINESS DAVB DIPPORD 1KB MOORE ERNIE SHOVEA CONSENSUS STAFF Audrey Forster Arthur Dotson William Evans Katherlne Jones Carl Cnmenlsch Robert Rankin 8tanley Sutton Jimmy Anderson Pldney Buckley Katherlne Hatcher Sports Editor Roger Brown Business Manager Advertising Manager Circulation Manager OF OPINION During the past few weeks The Kernel has attempted to ascertain the general feeling of the students in regard to the contents of the proposed student union building. This has been done through conversation, attendance at discussions, and the collection of the opinions of various groups in regard to ihe subject. Naturally the question which has most presented itself for discussion is that of the swimming pool. Everyone asks whether a swimming pool will be included in the building and everyone has his reason why the structure should contain one. There are very few who can understand why it shouldn't. Here we have the opinion of the student body in the proverbial "nutshell": the Student Union Building and a swimming pool are synonomous in the minds of the majority of the students. The swimming pool is so desired that the slightest opportunity which presents itself as containing the possibility of such an athletic and recreational asset is eagerly siezed upon. The desire of the students for a swimming pool is therefore decidedly apparent and subsequently the benefits of a natatorium are easily conceived. The pool would not only sponsor athletic prowess and sportsmanship among the students, but would provide such additional op portunities for recreation that an increase in en' rollment would result. Thus the student body lays its case at the door of the administration as definitely in favor of a swimming pool in the proposed Student Union Building. It is up to the administration to grant the request or attempt to convince the student body that a swimming pool is not THE UNIVERSITY TRUSTEES It is a source of much satisfaction to graduates and friends of the University of Kentucky that Governor Chandler did not accept the resignations of the board of trustees of the stale's leading educational institution. The purpose of the governor's request, in line with his announced policy to call for blanket resignations of all boards and governmental agencies, was obvious, yet when the request extended to the University of Kentucky, whose board had helped to make the institution one of the state colleges in the United States, it was with natural misgivings that the University's friends awaited definite action from the governor. Reappointment of Judge Richard C. Stoll, who has served on the board since January 18, 1898, and the invitations to all the other members to continue their duties, completely dissipated these fears. Immediately preparations were made for a meeting of the board, to be attended by the governor, for the consideration of approval of PWA bonds for improvements at the institution. Lexington Herald. d By BOB HESS no-bre- e from other colleges of the state. The winner of the state contest will repiescnt Kentucky in the national collegiate oratorical contest. Under the new system ninth recognition will be given the winner of the University contest in addition to the trophy presented by Omicron Delta Kappa. All students who have ability in forensics. arc urged to make preparation for the University comix-titiowhich will be held in February. a Luther Egbert guy. Lusher Egbert Fish Is graduating, in spite of the fact that everyone thought that he would have to burn the school down to get out. Poor, poor Polly (would make a good song title) will be left high and dry while Fish Is in the big c.ty earning his bread In the Insurance business. Now's your chance, felOne swe.l "Fish-monge- r" lows. Well, Slap My Wrist Just before the St. X. game brary. . . . In lunate that in the past very little emphasis has been placed on forensics here at ihc University. It seems odd lhat ibis should be the case at the University of a state which ensoul ages forensics to such a gicat extent in the It hih is unfoi schools. Because of the district, regional and state coinjK tition which is paiticipaied in by the high By ENOY This is going to be a last minute conglomeration to fill space on the While in New York the Keneditorial pB''. B please bear with me tucky basketball team received a new name, and one that is very fitting. Scribes In that eastern city tagged the Wildcats as "The Pride of Evidently Coach Rupp's proteges had tough sledding Tuesday Dixie" The two coaches, Crowe and Rupp, got together night against Xavier and made a change in the court rales for the evening, that Is, after the first half was over.... They decided that a player had to have five personal fouls chalked against him before he would be ejected from the game. . . .This decision came about because the men officiating the game had called 29 fouls during the first 20 minutes of play.... It reminds me of the N. Y. U. tilt when, within the first 10 mihutcs of play, Anderson dehad four personal fouls against him, but the official cided to place one of the fouls against Donahue, and In that way Ander son stayed ih the game longer.... 1 No more Saturday night formats Accordance with the principles of till after exams.... Talking about the United States Armv. If the Military Department perdances why not make one of the In such irregularities, then we Wednesday night frolics a Leap sists will continue to Ignore military Year dance Let the women be functions. The higher authorities the escorts, and no male can come have no right to interfere when ft to the dance without some girl group asks for a square deal. THOMAS B. NANTZ. bringing him Let the girls be the stags and do all the "break- Dear Editor: ing" I nearly choked when I read It would be novel, and InKerteresting to watch just how the poem In the last Issue of the startme for gals would act when In a stag line. nel on "War." Pardon but whoever ing In on It this way, dance wrote It must have been shot ....The next will not take place until Feb. 6.... through and through with someMaybe by that time we can work thing I dunno what He begins with "Methlnks," which in the first up a Leap Year combination.... place Is an obsolete term; he conExams! exams! ExAmS! eXaMsl tinues to say that "Mars" Is an old EXAMS! The very thought of them story (I suppose?) and then ends even starts the cold shivers down the up that first sentence without finishing what he was "methlnk-ing- " spine and start the head to ache. . . . about! That, my dear editor, One more week of grace and then is bad. Furthermore, he ues outit Is either do or die for the old rageous English why couldnt he was abominable, or folks.... The light bills will be have said War that, or even be so something like raised at least 20 per cent In the crude as to call it "Hades" If need next two weeks. . . .The quietness be? He adds In the next stanaa that of a fraternity house during the he believes In having "fearles exam period Is appalling A new (whatever that may be) column Is being started In the to keep each of the nations from KERNEL today in the Interest of being the others prey." Now he the Student Union building.... s'mply says that he wants some score-keep- er While home for the ClrVistmas holidays I learned that the University of Illinois coeds are to be in at 10:30 from Sunday through Thursday, and one a m. Friday and Saturday. Four Everywhere, up and down Europe, the fight nights ft school year they get late ing machines are gathering. And for what if permission, which Is 2:30 a. m. Oee. that's tough.... One femme told us not because every nation is deathly afraid of Preface Northwestern coeds are A story which should really be that the every other? to stay out every Saturday printed on th