xt7rxw47r08b https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7rxw47r08b/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590422 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 22, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 22, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7rxw47r08b section xt7rxw47r08b KS Mascot Has Become Popular On Campus
By JO ANN MERCER
Cossa, the Kappa Slgma's English Bulldog has acquired quite
a reputation for himself on the UK
campus. He made his debut a year
ago June when the fraternity decided to adopt a mascot.

fraternity gay dog, Cossa

As a

has a big name to live up to. He
must stay away from mast social
functions to which he has not been
Invited, and above all he must not
be unpopular with the girls. For
a bulldog, Mr. Cossa has done a

superior Job of keeping the fraternity banner flying. Within months
Cossa became known as the
"swingingest" dog on campus.
Just like all the other brothers,
Cossa has his shortcomings. He
always manages to start the semester off right, but the races and
spring arrive all too quickly.
Instead of attending all his
classes and studying until the wee
hours of the morning, Cossa shirks
his obligations, and even stays out
late at night.
As Cossa's reputation has grown

with the boys he also has become
a favorite of the girls. Men of the
fraternity began to get worried.
Their mascot was making entirely
too big a hit with their dates. The
pretty coeds would go to
the
Kappa Sig parties and pat Cossa
on the head all evening, paying
little attention to the boys.
Since Cossa was taking unfair
advantages, the boys rumor has
it introduced him to demon rum
by helping him develop a taste for
gin. Now they say before every

Vol.L
....

Young Dog About Campus
Cossa, Kappa Sig mascot, drinks gin and eats pizza, sardines and
limburger cheese.

AFROTC Cadets
To Receive Awards
Twenty-on- e
cadets from all four
years of the air science program
will be piesented awards during
the AFROTC Honors Day Program Saturday.
The cadets who will receive
have distinguished themselves in scholarship, leadership
and general ability.
Oov. A. B. Chandler will be the
reviewing officer and will present
the Air Force Association Medal
to Cadet Jon Zachem, an
air
science senior.
Others who will receive awards
are David C. Craig, William L.
Easterling, Charles A. Mays. Julian
B. Herron Jr., Garryl C. Sipple,
Donald L. Ockerman, Ernst W.
Hammons, Lloyd R. Cress, Patrick
J. Furlong. Albert L. Akers,
ory G. Karambellas. James F.
Durrett, Philip B. Austin. Marvin
G. Gregory, Lloyd R. Cress. Alva

rds

R. Sullivan. Donald C. Mitchum,
William S. Kinkead, and Charles
A. Mays.

The program will consist of a
parade and review of the Cadet
Wing and will take place at 9
Continued On Page 2

Cossa is sometimes used for experimental purposes. He eats the
sardines, llmburger cheese, and
pizza first, and if the concoction
leaves him healthy the boys will
give it a try.
A fraternity mascot Is a very envied personality. He can go to active meetings without being In

12-ho-

Twenty-fou- r
members were initiated into Tau Beta Pi, the engineering honorary association,
recently.
Those receiving membership were
Glen R. Spalding, Robert E. Link-ne- r,
Donald L. Lowe, Richard II.
Gatlin, Simon C. Steely, Paul E.
Patton, Donald C. Johnson, Walter
K. Combs, Leonard J. Nedosik,
Charles L. White,
R. Hanson, Lewis E.
Terry, Jack B. Howard, Waits L.
May, Carlyle B. Owens, Jr., Frederick J. Schuette, Arnold Estep,
John S. Kennoy Jr., George T.
i

William, Norbert F. Siska. George

W. Block and Joel N. Stalllns.
Prof. Robert D. Hawkins, head
of the Department of General EnA.

Duncan

Jr., vice president of Kentucky
Utilities, were initiated as associated members in the local chapter.
Miss Ayhan Aydoghu was presented the Woman's Badge of Tau
Beta Pi.
A banquet was held at the Lafayette Hotel honoring the new
members. Dr. Amry Vandenbosch,
head of the Patterson School of

LEXINGTON, KY., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1959

No. 98

Primary Elections Set
For 7 Colleges Today
Today's Student Congress primary elections will have 41 candidates vying for a place on the
ballots in the May 6 general election.
On the May 6 ballot will also be
a proposed new SC constitution.
The constitution was unanimously
approved by SC Monday night, but
it will have to be approved by a
majority of UK students.

students. New seats will not be were construed to mean that any
granted until the enrollment of thing different from accepted
the college becomes so great that standards of behavior or dress, a
their present representation is not person could conceivably be improportional.
peached for wearing a beard or a
There was considerable debate turtle neck sweater, said
Dick
on the section in the new consti- Roberts, chairman of the
SC
tution providing for impeachment Judiciary Committee. The word
of members.
Grounds for im- impropriety' was stricken
from
peachment named by Rep. Man- the impeachment section.
misThe proposed constitution was
chester were malfeasance,
conduct, impropriety or any other drawn up by Bob Manchester,
Margie Triplett, Greg Rhodemyer,
Major changes from the present sufficient act.
If the meaning of impropriety Jerry Meketon and Ed Angus.
are provisions
for
constitution
write-i- n
candidates and reapportionment of the colleges' represenCandidates In Student Congress Primaries
tation if their enrollments should
Candidates in today's Student Congress primary elections, the college
increase.
they are running in, the number of seats open and polling places are:
STUDENTS PARTY
CAMPUS PARTY
Under the reapportionment provision, colleges will receive another
AGRICULTURE & HOME ECONOMICS (1) HOME EC BIDG
seat in SC for each 750 full time
Kenneth Martin
Judith Anne Ballard
Billy Joe Mitchell
Maitland Rice '
Bob Strode
William Pratt
James Ragland
ARTS AND SCIENCES (3)
JOURNALISM BLDG
Bob Anderson
Jim Channon
Ken Hixson
Jane Connell
Ethelle Davidson
Priscilla Jones
Leslie Decker
Priscilla Katz
secretary.
Jim Fulks
June Moore
Priest will be a first year student
Garryl Sipple
Jenrose Morgan
He
in Law College next year.
Kitty Smith
has been vice president and treasTrudy Webb
urer of Kappa Sigma and treasurer
COMMERCE (1)
WHITE HALL
of Interfraternity Council. He is
Bob Burns
Phil Austin
now on the Little Kentucky Derby
Susan King
John Bicfuss
Steering Committee.
Steve Clark
Walt Maynard
Brother has been president of
Virginia Priest
Dick Warren
Lances and vice president, treasurEDUCATION (1) '
McVEY HALL
er and rush chairman of Phi Delta
Margie Born
Phil Cox
Theta. He is a member of Scabbard
Bob Lyne
Theresa Nantz
and Blade and an agriculture junDiane Yittetow
Marlene Pitzer
ior.
Wayne Wilson
Martin, also set to be a first
ANDERSON HALL
ENGINEERING 1()
year law student, is vice president
Don Lynom
Grady Lee
cf Lances and former vice presiDick Watkins
Allan Issacs
dent of Kappa Sigma. He has
Jim Steedley
"been in the Glee Club and Student
SUB
GRADUATE SCHOOL (1)
Government Association.
-i
Bill Whitaker
The new officers will be inPHARMACY BLDG
PHARMACY (1)
stalled Monday at a dessert for
James Herron
ODK members at the home of Dr.
There are no seats open In Law this semester.
Maurice Clay, faculty advisor.
.

Priest And Brother
Named To ODK Posts
Whayne Priest has been elected
president of Omicron Delta Kappa,
men's leadership honorary fraternity, for 1939-6He replaces Sid Fortney. Jeff
Brother is the new vice president
and ODK tag sales chairman and
Frank Martin will take over as
0.

24 New Members Initiated
By Engineering Honorary

gineering, and William

attention.

itiated,' he has unlinited cuts In
all classes, and above all he is allowed to spend the night in sorority houses.
However, It has been proved that
English Bulldogs are not the most
welcome guests among a group of
girls. After a
visit from
Cossa last spring- - the Kappa Delta
house was In complete turmoil.
That darling, little Innocent dog
ruined nylons, chewed shoes, and
kept the third floor awake all night
with his loud snoring.

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

;

party Cossa goes out with the boys,
and even gets tight, so all he can
do is pass out under the table. This
way the Kappa Sigmas receive the

Diplomacy, guest speaker, spoke to
the group on the subject "Engineers in Politics."
The invocation was given by
Prof. W. W. Walton, and Robert
Seward, chapter president, was
toastmaster.

Segregation Issue May Die
"When segregation becomes politically unprofitable to stir the
embers of'prejudice in the South,
the issue will either die or become
silent," Dr. Thomas D. Clark said
last night.
The UK History Department
head's comments were made as
he gave the annual Phi Beta Kappa address at the University of
Cincinnati.
Dr. Clark added that time Is
running out for the "hard core"
Southern slates In their hopes to
avoid enforcing Supreme Court
decisions.

Sooner or later, he said, four or
five of the Southern ' states w ill
have no further room to maneuver.
Then, he added, they will either

have to integrate their schools or
abandon public education.
Commenting on the latter possibility, the historian said:
"For the South to abandon public education at this particular moment In its history would
be
of social and economic
little short
suicide.

"The private school system was
abandoned in the South 75 years
sgo," he , continued, "for precisely
the same reason it will not work
now: it educated too few people."
Noting that the South's old
agrarian way of life is gone, Dr.
Clark said:
"The South must find employment for its people or it will be

come little more than the breed-

ing ground for Ineffectively trained
laborers for the rest of the country.
tragically, its trained
"More
youth will leave the region and
the South will be left in proverty,"
he said.
"The big problem at the moment," Dr. Clark Continued, "is to
keep public schools progressing,
to keep good teachers in those
schools, to restore a full sense of
freedom in the region and to face
the fact that the South is entering
a new phase of life which will be
radically different from that of
the past."
In this respect. Dr. Clark criti

Clark

cized the South for being "too busy

hunting engineers and scientists to
worry about the fundamentalists.

that "science in
the factory, in the furrow and at
He concluded

the bank window have come to
have an enormous bearing on the
Southern way of life."

Jam Session
session will be held
A jam
from 5 p. m. this afternoon in
the Ball Room of the SUB. Bob
Edwards and his Redcoats will
pUy.
2--

* - THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday,

April 22, 1959

Phi Alpha Deltas
Hold District Meet

Panelists Discuss Behavior Of Beatniks
HERBERT STEELY
"I found the sexual behavior
of the Beatnik to be similar to
that of the upper class ns described by Kinsey," said Dr. Albert
Lott, instructor in psychology.
s
Dr. Lott was one of four
who participated in a discussion dealing with the Heat Generation. Other members of the panel
included Robert Hazel, Fred VVad-ir- ll
and Raymond Cwlrka.
Speaking on the psychology of
Be; tniks, Dr. Lott said the Beatnik is
and tries to
heighten the interests of the world
U"und nim.
The Beatnik is afraid of failure,
(i rather than risk this he avoids
ii
:n itional t?:s wTLn. other people,
My

pan-elM-

st'lf-indulge-

A district meeting of Phi Alpha
literature. He called the writings no tomorrow for the human race, Delta legal fraternity was held hst
he added.
Hotel.
by wild and
topical weekend at the Phoenix

Dr. Lott said.

The Deatnik was described
Dr. Lott as coming from a middle
class background where his childhood Is prolonged by his family,
which takes care of all his wants.
Middle class poals become dull
so the Beatnik rejects his background and acquires traits from
bcth upper and lower classes of
society, Dr. Lott stated.
Pointing out a lower class trait
as being uninhibitive emotionalism,
Dr. Lott added that the Beatnik
knows he has a safe background
to fall back on so he lives for the
moment without putting off gratification.
Robert Hazel, assistant professor
in English, spoke on the Beatnik's

)ougherty Was On Campus
Hour Before Being Killed

self-expressi-

While emphasizing feeling and
sensation the Beatnik writer can
also be quiet and sincere. Hazel
said. He said Beatnik writers are
divided into two groups, "cool" and
"beat."
Hazel described a "cool" writer
as one who has found himself,
knows what he wants and stays
with it. The "beat" writer flounders
around and never knows what he
is doing, he added.
Raymond Cwicka
called the
an individual who mainBeatnik
tains his individualistic qualities
when associating with a group of
people. With today's nuclear devices the Beatnik believes there is

Junior
Fred Waddell.
Beatniks arc interested
major, said
in why a man lives rather than
how. The Beatnik wants to be free
himself and not exert power over
others, Waddell stated.
Waddell said we should ask ourselves the following questions. Do
we want to better society? Do we
live our lives or try to live other
peoples lives? If we answer yes to
the questions the Beatnik would
call us hypocrites, Waddell added.
Asked to point out the difference
between the Bohemian and Beatnik, Waddell said the Bohemian
has a fair idea of what he is doing
while the Beatnik is still search- -

AFROTC

Carpels Out

him and that he would try to
come back later.
After leaving the Sociology Department, Dougherty went to visit
Tom Nail, a close friend, in UK's
Public Relation. Department. After
leaving there, he went downtown
to keep an appointment with his

Uni- - see

John R. Dougherty, former
.TJity student, w:io was shot in
le Lexington bus station on
iturday, had visited the UK cam- us only hours before his death.
Dougherty, a 1957 graduate in
ociology, had returned to UK to
'isit several of his former professors on his way to the national
meeting of the Save the Children
Federation, where he had been
vorking since his graduation.
Dr. Charles E. Snow, professor
in anthropology, said that Dough-prl- y
visited him about 9:30 Saturday morning and discussed his
work with the. Save the Children
Federation. He promised to send
Snow a brochure on the activities
of the Federation.
'Dr. Willis A. Sutton, Sociology
Department, who was Dougherty's
teacher for several classes, received
note from him saying that he
had been by Saturday morning to
.

;

father.
Dougherty was shot fatally as
he waited for his father in the
Greyhound Bus Station. Police
arrested Cecil Sparkman for the
killing as he was reloading his
pistol.
No motive has been established
in connection with the shooting.
Sparkman has been a patient at
Eastern State Hospital during 1956.
Among those who witnessed the
shooting were UK President Emeritus Herman Lee Donovan and
Mrs. Donovan.

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42. What to
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2. Girl found
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3. Laryn dweller?
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8. A tree
12. He deals
in dahlias
and scents
15. Items for
key people
16. Hazaar or Ferry
17. Make a
knight of
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19. Quarrelers
who spill blood?
21. Mrs. A. Lincoln,
nee
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this lndhin
23. Egg's last name
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guy you
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7:35. 11:25.
"Never Steal Anything
7:35, 11:05.
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP)

Bowen missed a
recent council
meeting' to go' "moose hunting,
ASHLAND "The Sheriff of Fraccouncillors agreed to overlook his
tured Jaw," 2:00, 5:19. 8:38.
lapse on condition he supply 100
"The Old Man and the Sea."
pounds of moose meat to each.
3:43, 7:02, 10:21.

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eight pairs for Johnny Bachemin.
Johnny does an act that requires
him to jump from a piano to the
stage, doing the splits. He uses up
a pair of trousers a week.

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Hopeful Request
When County Secretary

DiGrozia, the fraternity's national

supreme vice Justice; and James
Broz, its district Justice.
Dale Burchctt, UK law student,
was elected district clerk at a
Saturday morning business meet-

Members
MILWAUKEE (AP)
of Zion Evangelical and Reformed
Church considered the use of cara. m. on the parade grounds in peting in their new contemporary
front of the Administration Build- church, but the architect. William
ing.
P. Wenzler, objected.
"The church places great deof
Following the presentation
the entire Cadet Wing, in- mands and responsibility on its
cluding the Cadet Band and Cadet members." Wenzler said. "This
fact is likely to be forgotten in
Police Squadron, will pass in
a plush carpet atmosphere."
His view prevailed. The floors
will remain bare.

Continued From Page

GRANDE PRAIRIE, Alta. (AP)

MOVIE GUIDE

Highlights of the meeting were
a banquet and dance held Friiay
night at the hotel's Convention
Hall. The main speaker was Otba
F. Traylor, state commissioner of
finance.
Other speakers Included Tony

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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday, April

22, VJSJ

Trooper Scares UK Student
Hy WAYNE CARTER

As he stepped inside the service
station door, the trooper said,
A UK student was stuck In an
"Don"t you know there's a law
Illinois burg. It was Easter vaca- against hitch-hikin- g
in this state?"
tion, and he was bound for Min"No sir, I sure didn't," but the
nesota to see his girl.
hitch-hikreally did know the
Cnee more he saw headlights' law.
crrr.lng, and stuck out his thumb.
"Where you coming from misThfn as the car got nearer, he ter?"
jaw the red dome ot the Illinois
'From Kentucky."
State Police too late to get out of
"Where you going?"
the street before the trooper could
"To Minnesota."
Me him.
"What for?"
The trooper tooted his horn and
"To visit my girl friend. I'm on
pestered as if to admonish against my
Easter vacation from school."
tumming rides, then pulled into a
"Did you know there's a $50
nrvice station further up the road. fine for hitch-hikin- g
in this state?"
Partly out of fear cf the trooper
"Nope, I sure didn't."
and partly disgusted with the place
"Have you got $50?"
where fie was standing, Hie UK
"Heck no!"
Mudent started walking.
"Well, that's how much it's goAs he came up to the service staing to cost you to get out of jail,
tion, he l.K)ked for the Illinois if I catch you again!"
StaK Trooper. There he was in"Have you got bus fare to get
side with the service manager, and out of town on?"
locking right at the hitch-hike- r,
"Yes, but I'm not going to spend
motioning him to come over.
it. because I won't have anything
thought maybe to spend when I get there if I do."
The hitch-hikhe'd tetter go over and tee what
"Buddy, I used to hitch-hik- e
all
was wanted. After all, what could the time when I was in
the Navy,
the cof do to him!
but that's
different from you,
you're a civilian."
"I spent some time in the Navy
too," the hitch-hiksaid.
Then the trooper turned around
to the hitch-hikand said, "all
right buddy, you do what you want
Canterbury Fellowship has elec- but remember I told you what
ted new officers and a student would happen if I catch you
thumbing rides."
estiey.
-war-tU- n
Thanks," the hitch-hiksaid,
The new officers are senior
and president, Dioc Stum; and as he turned to pick up his
junior warden and vice president, suitcase, he noticed the trooper
Gene Dillman; secretary, Mary Ann grinning to himself.
Mathews; finance and treasurer
The hitchiker walked out of
Clark .tones; worship. Bill Haas; the station and out to the highirli&icus education. Myra Gaff; way. While walking up the highmusic. Marta Slagel; membership. way he began cursing to himself,
Hit hard Thomas; publicity, Mac about his new-foufriend, a wise
Piane; house, Charles Morris, and cop, and his rotten luck of getting
alter puild, Nella Jones.
stuck in a hicktown thirty miles
Spokes
Trof.
Ecnest
was northwest of the Illinois toll road
at 11 p. m.
asked to continue as faculty
He walked
about two blocks,
The outgoing officers are Bill changing the suitcase from one
Haas, president; Betsy Kutak, vice hand to the other and began wishpresident; Myra Gaff, treasurer; ing he hadn't even started on this
spree to Min- 802 mile hitch-hikin- g
and Mary Mathews, secretary.
nesota to see his Danish girl. After
a couple of
blocks he turned
around and saw some headlights
4
coming towards him, but he decid
ed not to thumb until he got
further out cf town. 30 he just
kept walking.
The car pulled right along be- side the hitch-hike- r.
It was the
trooper, lie was grinning from ear
to ear. He 'rolled the right side
window down and said, "It's hard
to catch rides on this highway at

night, Isn't It?" The hitch-hikwarily nodded his head to answer
er

The cop said, "Come on, and get
in. Maybe you can catch a better
ride over on U. S. Highway 12." I
got in because I was the hitch-hike- r,
and he floored the car's accelerator and all I could hear was
the hum cf that pollice interceptor
engine and the sound of screeching
tires.
He warned me about standing
too close to the highway, and to
watch out for some wild kids that
picked up a sailor around there
and tried to rob him. The sailor
"beat the living hell" out of
them. So they were out of jail and
trying to
with anyone.
He let me out on Highway 12,
wished me good luck on catching
rides the rest of the way to Minget-eve-

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Dr. Schwartz said that the
makers lived on both sido
of the canyon. The figurines datK.
back to 1500 B.C.
"In 500 A.D., agriculture came i
the region. The tribes depenru
on the land to furnish their neer
until 1100 A.D. when the clima
because arid," he said.
"Also nomad tribes began raiding
the villages of the Grand Canoi
region. For these two reasons th
tribesmen left the area and too
refuge," he added.
Dr. Schwartz said these peopw
later moved up to the high clilf
of the cave about 700 feet above th
canyon floor.
"The cliff dwellings consisted o;
three rooms, one window, and tht
entrance was probably through the
room," said Dr. Schwartz.

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The University chapter of Phi
Alpha Theta, history honorary,
Monday night initiated 15 new
members.
Dr. Alfred Sears, visiting history professor from the University
of Oklahoma, read a paper entitled
'"Slavery and Retribution" at a
banquet.
The initiates are Lon Barton,
Mayfield; Margaret Sue Christie,
Knifley; Robert C. Figg, Nicholas-vill- e;
Charles T. Nail and James
MacDonald, Louisville; Maria Mullen, Benham.
Mabel Pollitt. Lyndon; Odis Rice,
Hugeston, W. Va.; Barney Silver
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Belle Brent
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and H. C. Huff,
Ward.
Frank Mathias, John L. Smith,
D. C. Snider and
Thornton D.
Wright, all of Lexington.

"The Grand Canyon
greatly affected the changes of
prehistoric man."
This statement was made by Dr.
Douglas Schwartz, director of the
UK Anthropology Museum, in his
'lecture to the Kentucky chapter
of the Archaeological Society of
North America Monday night on
"Prehistoric Man In the Grand
Canyon."
In 1353, Dr. Schwartz was among
geologists who explored the canyon
area and discovered some 430

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over the hill, and I thought to my- under which were planted small
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animals, according to Dr. Schwartz.
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Like any modern university with
modern ideas, UK is noted for wanting to furnish its intelligentsia with the
best possible facilities for studying. To
a certain degree, this has been carried
out, because the University's study
locations have been equipped
enough to present the student with a comfortable, studious atmosphere.
The Library, with its many rooms
for research, studying, reference and
reading, exemplifies this willingness
on UK's part to give the student this
air of serenity and physical comfort.
For example, there is the Browsing
Boom for desultory reading, the
Periodical Room for term paper material, the Reserve Reading Room for
outside reading.
But despite the innumerable methods offered to educate oneself in this
literary paradise, the UK Library
flunks in one aspect: there is no com- mod-crnistical-

fortable place to relax and converse.
Students now plop on the steps in the
downstairs lounge, much like the
Paleolithic Man would, there resting
themselves on the frigid stone steps
leading upstairs. Or they take advantage of the facilities there by leaning against the stone pillars, thus
cluttering the pathway upstairs.
When a student needs to go to the
Reference Room, he has to step over
ana push aside the bodies at the
base of the steps. By the time he has
struggled past the mass, he has about
forgotten where he intended to go in
the first place.
Since the Library has been
equipped fairly well, a few sofas and
chairs in the lounge would relieve the
problem of crowded steps. Students
also would find much softer (and
warmer) seats on which to rest their
punished posteriors and relax their
teeming brains.

On Conceited Women
To The Editor:
I was certainly happy to learn that
at least one male on this campus realizes what the true status of women
should be ("A Misogynist," April 16
Readers Forum). Some of us need to
be beaten regularly "like the blue living hell!" Especially those paragons
of conceit who think themselves superior to men.
"Misogynist" is mistaken, however
the desire for financial security is as
basic to men as it is women. If some
of us are "gold - diggers," it's only because we are giving vent to this desire. I know some male
"gold-diggejs- ,"

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too.

The important point, I think, is this
asinine female superiority complex.
Personally, I enjoy being treated like
a china doll, having. doors opened for
me, cigarettes lighted for me, etc. If
my
superior sisters are willing to forego these courtesies in an
effort to compensate for their natural
so-call- ed

inferiorities, fine. But I am satisfied
to be a member of the weaker sex
and make good use of it.

Aphrodite

A Little Analogy
To The Editor:
Oh, Cora dear, the most fabulous,
wonderful thing has happened to
me. Just wait until you hear. I got
the most amazing bargain you ever
heard of you just won't believe it.
Well, here's how it happened. You
lenow Mrs. Hob Nob, who has all
that money her husband made selling
ping pong balls? Well, she went to
France two years ago to Dior's original Paris showing and she bought
this dress. Oh, what a dress! It's
e
jpale yellow silk and a
modified sack design. There are 20
very tiny, hand-madcovered buttons and bows up the back, at a cost
of $250. The thread used is a special kind which cost $10 a spool. And
not only that, she has the shoes and
the hat worn by the model in the
original showing. And this is the marvelous part, Cora: this dress cost over
$1,000 and she sold it to me for only
$S50. There is one minor detail: I
wear a size 10 dress and it is a size 14,
but I am sure it can be altered for
practically nothing. At that price, I
couldn't afford to turn it down.
Oh, Cora, it's so exciting! I had a
tpecial closet built in my bedroom
one-piec-

just for the dress. I hired a watchman to guard it and a maid to keep
the closet clean and to take the dress
out and air it once a week and clean
it once a month. The fabric is so delicate. The photographer is coming out
to take pictures for the paper. You
know, Mrs. Hob Nob only wore the
dress one time, at a small select party
at her home. You say it would be just
the thing" to wear to the governor's
reception? My dear, no! You know
how those receptions are. Some uncouth people always manage to get in
somehow and one of them might
drop cigarette ashes on it, or bump
my elbow and cause me to spill tea
on it. I wouldn't even consider wearing it there. What am I going to do
with it, you say?