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Lexington, Ky., Friday, Feb. 17, 1936

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Carnaham, Lewis To Receive
'56' Founders Day Awards
By MARNEY BEARD

James W. Carnahan and Miss Nancy Duke Lewis have been
named to receive Founders Dav Awards at the annual Founders
Day program to be held at 8:15 p.m., Feb. 22, in Memorial
Coliseum.

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These awards, given each year
as reccpniticn for distinguished
educational jervice, will be presented to Carnahan and Miss Lewis by President Herman L. Donovan folltwing the program which
will have as its theme "Education:
the Concern of the People."
(See picture cn page 12.)

Carnahan, president of Lyons
and Carnahan, one of the largest

textbook publishing Arms in the
country, is a native of Knox County and taught in Kentucky public
schools fcr many years. He was
graduated fro mthe Agricultural
and Mechanical College of Kentucky (new UK) in 1896.
Miss Lewis, who is at present
dean of Pembroke College, was recently arpcinted one of 13 directors of the National Merit Scholarship Corfcration, the largest independent edleie scholarship' program in the history of American
education.
She is a rttive of Lexingtpn and
was prev:tul.v on the dean's staff

Six Students
Testify
About Fire

Six UK students testified Monday, Feb. 13, at a preliminary hearing held by the state fire marshal
on the fire which partially destroyed Frazee Hall Jan. 24. No information has been given by the
fire marshal as to the findings of
the hearing or the type of information given.
At present (he fire is listed as
of an undetermined origin. Following the fire it was thought that
the explosion of a commode caused
the fire. Until the investigation is
completed, however, all hearings
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me oean ai women s uoiiege, uni will be closed.
versity cf Ncrth Carolina, and asThe insurance company has disistant dean at Pembroke.
Honored guevts at the ceremony rected the University to hire an
will be mere than 100 Kentucky architect to make plans and speciteachers ho have had more than fications for the rebuilding of Fra45 years cf teaching experience zee. Observations .showed that the
and who are still actively engaged foundation and the walls of the
burned building are still sound.
in the profession.
As an added highlight, the Guig-nDr. H. L. Donovan, president.
Theatre Players under the di- said that no major change would
rection of Wallace X. Ilriggs will be nntde in the Mructure of the
present a narrative by Tdward J. buildin;.', but that un enclosed
Henry which will depict sienifuant .sUcl .stairway would Iv Lmilr.
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Blair's Band To Play;
Late Permission Given
The 1936 Kentuckian Dance, sponsored by Lamp and Cross,
senior men's honorary, and the Kentuckian, will lx held from
9 p.m. to 1 a.m. tomorrow night, in the Student Union Ballroom. Charley Hlair's orchestra will play for the dance.

During the dance, the 1956 Ken- tuckian Queen will be crowned.
Queen's first and second at- tendants, and her court which will
be composed of four girls will also
be presented.
This year for the first time, all
of the Greek organizations on
By TOM PRESTON
campus were asked to submit canKernel Sports Editor
didates for the contest. This year's
other campus queens are also
Will a pair of guards again

wreck Kentucky?
This question seems to be Coach
Adolph Itupp's chief concern as his
Wildcats prep for a life and death
struggle with Vanderbilt Monday
night.
So far this season, it has been
opposing guards that have given
headaches,
UK the large-size- d
"This is the year for the little
man," Rupp declared.
Kentucky learned quickly that
the little fellow would be a bin
Blue problem. The second game of
the season, Temple, proved that.
Against Dayton in the UKIT.
Ray Dieringcr, a zippy front liner
tortured the Cats. And for their
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ed the blow.

In fact, the Commodore floor
men, both Kentucky products, blistered the Cats. Babe Taylor from
Frankfort and Al Rochelle from
(luthrie amassed 52 points In guidi
ing their team to an HI 73 victory.
The Memorial Coliseum classic
will be eyed by M'ortsmen from
every section of the South. The
SEC championship could easily
rest on tiw.s game.
Both clubs are tied fur second
place in the Southeastern Coi.ler- (Continued on Pae 3)
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.coming Queen (AOD) : Sandy De
Witt, Kappa Alpha XO; Rose-Th- e
mary Domaschko, Dillard House;
House; Norma Weiss, Jewell Hall:
Booker Andrews, Phi Delta Theta
(KKO) ; Marian Williams-- . Kappa
Sigma (DDD) ; Carolyn Collier,
Alpha Gamma Rho (XO: Sara
Schumann. Delta Zeta; Faye Gibson. Keeneland Hall (KKO); Dee
Kelley. Hamilton House; Ann Leah
Ruby. Phi Sigma Sigma; and Mary
Sue Daniel, Phi Sigma Kappa.

The judging of the Queen contestants will be held tonight at 8

o'clock in Memorial Hall. Students
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To Opon Sunday

The 195G World University ServTickets for the dance will be on ' ice drive will open on UK's campus
sale all day today from 9 a.m. to Sunday, Feb. 19 and continue
4 p.m. in the SUB. The price is
through Thursday, Feb. 23. The
$1.50 a couple in advance sales goal
for this year Is $1,000.
and $2 at the door.
Dan Woodward has been ap
Late permission for the Rirls has j pointed chairman of the drive to
been granted by Dean Sarah B. work with the different groups on
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with to the different collectors will
The dance is semi-formresidence halLs,
preference that the girls wear
recocktail dresses and the boys dress fraternity and sorority houses, orligious; organizations, and other
suits.
campus to explain
ganizations
This year's candidates and whom the work of on
WUS.
they are representing are .Martha
WUS Is un organization made
Mason. Alpha Delta Pi; Reina possible by
student contribution
O'Brien, Mardi (iras Queen (Kl); which are used to carry on a proJane Lloyd. Alpha XI Delta; Nor- gram of mutual assistance between
ma Jean Brandenburg. Delta Tau university
communities
Delta (KD); C.reta Boswell. Sigma' ent countries that need in differaid.
Xu (AGD); Sara Don Henry. Chi
Omega; Ann Everett, Sigma Alpha
I.psilon (XOi; Sylvia Jett, Lances ClinmlH't'laiii Has
Queen (DDD); Justine Stinson,
Lambda Chi Alpha (XOi; Jane Slight Heart Attack
I'oHley, Kappa Alpha Theta; Sue
Vive president Leo M. ChamberJackson. Phi Kappa Tau (DDDi; lain was admitted to Good Sa!
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Ann Smith. Alpha Ta'i Omea fering a slight heart a'tack.
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Vandy Hopes Ride On

Tryouts will be held 5 p.m. Monday in the lab theatre of the Fine
Arts Building for the GuiRnol
(Continued from Tage 1)
Players next production. "Dear
Brutus". The play is scheduled to ence race. Alabama, a Wildcat foe
open a four night run April 10.
Feb. 25 is leading the field.
Kach sauad can name advantages. Kentucky will be playing at
home. Rut Vandy holds the edge
Students interested in working since it has already had kiupp's
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Kentucky can lose the SEC trophy
and still be considered for postseason play. So this game will
mean everything to the Commodores since two of their cagers will
be ineligible for competition after
the regular scheduled contests arc
completed.
Hut it will also mean everything
to Kupp and company. Winner of
1G SEC championships,
Kentucky
Just Isn't supposed to be a second
place team. Besides, L'K has
downed Vandy 50 times whereas
the Tennessee lads have only 12
advantages to their record.
So. as the Cat pilot has put it.
the team that wins will be the
team that makes the fewest mis
takes." And that's exactly what a
majority of the sell-ocrowd of
over 11,500 are planning to see
Kentucky making the fewer mis
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The Norwood Society, student
chapter of the American Institute
of Mining and Metallurgical Engineers, has selected Bob Stephenson
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Mrs. Ruby Hart, head of the
Campus CinemaCommittee, today
announced a change in the previously posted Campus Cinema
schedule.
"Genevieve," an English film,
originally scheduled for March 22,
will be shown at the regular hours,
3:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., Thursday,
March 8, in the Guignol Theatre.

OH, FOR THE LIFE OF A NEWSPAPERMAN!
Look at the campus newspaper you are now holding. An ordinary object, you think? An everyday convenience? Something
to be taken for granted?
Faugh, sirs and madams! Faugh, I say! Don't you know
what prodigies of skill and labor and organization and art and
science go into the making of your campus newspaper?
Come, I'll show you. I'll take you to a typical office oNi typical

newspaper on a typical campus.

The editor-le-t's

call him D. Fermin Bohorquez, a typical enough
his staff together first thing in the morning. "All
right, you guys," he says, lighting a Philip Morris, which, naturally, is the favorite cigarette of newspapermen, and of anybody
else who knows a hawk from a handsaw, "All right, you guys,"
says D. Fermin, "this here ain't no ladies whist society, "this
here is a newspaper. So get out there and get the news. Get it
first, get it quick, get it right! Ed, you cover the ag campus.
Phil, you cover the school of mines. Wally, you cover home ec.
Sam, you cover buildings and grounds. Ethel, you cover tho
men s gym.
All right, get going!"
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With many a laugh and cheer, the reporters light up Philip
Morrises, favorite cigarette of the young and agile, and dash
away on their assignments.
D. Fermin retires to his office to smoke a Philip Morris and
write a fearless editorial scolding the university for npt buying
patches for the worn-oelbows of the chess team.
On the rim of the copy desk three rewrite men -- Tensing,
Hillary, and Laverne-s- it poised and expectant, waiting for the
reporters to phone in their stories. They smoke Philip Morris,
favorite cigarette of the poised and expectant. Tensing' phone
rings first; it is Ed calling from the ag campus.
"Stop the presses!" cries Ed. "Got a scoop! Hun rath T.
Sigafoos, professor of curds and whev. has i list ftnlri h firwln
The Romance of liutterfat to the Drovers and Poulterers
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Monthly."
On another phone Sam is calling from buildings and grounds.
"Tear out the front page!" he cries. "Got an exclusive! Harold
'Pop Wishnograd, superintendent of buildings and ground.,
today announced the purchase of a new doormat for the vestibule'
of Burton Hall. The last doormat, it will be recalled, was eaten
by a pledge named Norman Harringay for his Chi Psi initiation."
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the city room, Ganglia Questover,
vivacious and ubiquitous gossip columnist, sits smoking a
Philip Morris, favorite cigarette of the vivacious and ubiquitous,
and typing out her chatty, informative tidbits: "Maureen
Valgcrholtz, popular Theta, announced her engagement last
night to Webster Scuff, Oliver Jenkins, Cosmo Erskine, and
Walter Penn Dowdy. Wedding dates have been set for June 9,
June
July 5, and July 18 respectively. Good luck, Maureen!
. . . Irving 'Behemoth' Anselrn, popular fullback, blew out 120
feet of esophagus yesterday while inflating a football. Good luck,
Irving 'Behemoth'! . . . Robin Kroveney, popular Deke last year,
this year popular pfc. in the U. S. Army, writes friend that he
has been convicted of deserting his post and will be executed
on April 28. Good luck, Robin!"
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now, friends, we take our reluctant leave of the drama, the
action, the tension, the glamor, the churning, the seething,' the
roiling, the sturm uml draufj of the wonderful world of journal-isAloha, journalism, aloha!
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The makers of Philip Morris, uho $.tonor th'u column, hare mm
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UK stuclont advisors arc just about the
weakest link in tlic University's chain of

teaching and the actual number of advisees
that individual acquaintance is all but im-

education.
That advisers arc necessary is unquestionable. They can guide students with practical
wisdom to the ultimate goal of degrees and
professions. A student may change his entire college curriculum following a few
minutes of discussion with an adviser.
.The fact that advisers arc. so important
to the average student makes it all the more
deplorable that the great majority of UK
advisers are advisers in name only.
Time given by most UK advisers to their
students seldom amounts to more than 30
minutes a semester.. No definite periods are
for individuals
set up for counseling-cith- er
or groups of students. The adviser all too
in
often works as a fire extinguisher-us- ed
emergencies only.
The adviser can not be condemned for not
knowing all of his advisees each semester.
Advisers at UK are so loaded down with

possible.
Still, it is a bad situation when a student
consults his adviser only when on the brink
of academic disaster. The adviser should
urge his charges to see
malse it easy-ev- en
him often during the semester. The best
solution to this appears to be by having
regularly scheduled consultation periods.
filing cards on each student
assigned to him would aid the adviser in
keeping informed on what his student needs
and how he can help him. Too many advisers seem bored with the problems presented to them by their advisees; they should
have nipped the problems in the bud.
The deans of the colleges are iii the best
position to revamp the present adviser set-tiTheir combined effort to establish a
pattern for all advisers to follow would beneUp-to-da-

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Fight Commies
The World University Service drive which
starts on campus next week offers students
a chance to give America a boost in the Cold
War. The money donated by American students to WUS will be sent mainly to college
students in Africa, the Middle East, and
Asia.

These areas are the critical spots in the
world today, and the United States is.slowly
, losing
them to Communism. The terribly
low standard of living plus the aftereffects
of 19th century Western colonialism make
these people easy prey for the Communist
party line. The United States is fighting an
uphill battle to swing the Oriental countries
away from the Iron Curtain.
The Communists particularly try to
the. colleges and universities. The
educational facilities in these countries are
so poor that a college graduate is considered
to be an important leader by the average
person.
The WUS funds are aimed directly at the
college student. The program attempts to
improve student lodging and living conditions, health services, and educational equip
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ment.
For example, W7US built a TB hospital in
Japan for students, and in Korea, India, and
Pakistan clinics were set up to offer students
free medical care.
WUS is an international organization.
Funds are collected from countries all over
the world, but, of. course, most of the money
is raised in the United States.
When a project is started, the students are
told where the money comes from. This has
proved to be a potent weapon for us in the
Cold War.
The foreign students are much more impressed when they find out other students
gave the money instead of some impersonal
government agency. They then feel that
ordinary Americans are interested in their
problems.
Last year UK only contributed $200 to
WUS. This year an intensive campaign is
underway, and a goal of 1,000 has been

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Wise sages of the campus also will tell one
College life has given the English lanmeans "no tux, no flowers,
guage an abundance of colorful, albeit zany, that
no shave" for the man and a dress "cut inwords, phrases, and sounds.
touch the
No one has yet solved the mystery of the terestingly, and which doesn't
that dates back floor" for the coed.
ancient
to the ukes of the Roaring Twenties. The
Some fool, no doubt, w ill lay down a rule
a "square" and a alxnit the term one of these days, then
vague difference between
"creep" is nebulous in our own Flaming colorful, carnival-lik"
will
Fifties.
fade back into the world of
be twisted,
Tossibly the wicrdest word to
mangled, and disguised, however, is a product of the University of Kentucky. The w ord,
is simple enough (from surface appearance):
semi' formal.
It should mean "less
Ahl
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than .the customary mode of attire." But Entered at the Post Office at Lexinpton, KentucVy. aa
econd class matter under the Act of March 3. 1879
this is not true.
Published weekly during tchool eieept holidays
and exams
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and almost a bitter death. Certainly, though
. Editor
Crawford
tlie word means a way of dress, lit means Jim Billiter
Associate Editor
Bill
Managing Editor
evening dresses and suits, according to one Ray Hornback
News Editor
Yvonne Eaton
strong camp of philosophers.
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Sports Editor
Tommy Preston
Feature Editor
An equally powerful group interprets it Ellis Easterly
Society Editor
Christie Vandergrift
latto man suits and cocktail dresses. The
Photographer
John Mitchell
Cartoonist
is also a foggy one, sometimes
Hughes
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ter term
Sports Writers
frowned upon by staid matrons. A cocktail
Bill Henry. Robert White. Bo Griffin, Marney Beard
dress almost equals' a "dressy dress," w hich
Kernel Reporters
is a riduculous term anyway.
Peggy Jovce Adams. Marvin D. Beard. Flirabeth
Clay Daniel. Frances G. Fdney. Robert T.
Semi-formmeans a white shirt and tie Chang. Paul Goer, Lowell H. Griffin. Graykon
Endicott. Orpha
Harriet HaUhell, Martha Kuebler. Daton Matlick.
minimum for the male and a dark dress or George M. Mayerthak, Philip Mclotosh, Juhn H. Mitchell.
Ann Monarch, Moira Quinn. Virginia Snodtiraxs. David
Walter Swetnam. Jerry Vance.
suit (with accessories) for the female. This Stewart. John
White, and
Dunald A. Wallace, Robert White, Thorn
school of thought.
is the advice of another
Nncy Wilder.
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Unknown to UK students there is a building on campus
which is haunted. It is haunted by the ghosts of past students
who had the courage to put the Student Union facilities to full
use.' Why don't more of the present students follow the example that was set lor them in previous years?
Since thev must pay for the building whether they use it or
body participate in the activities
not! whv dooit't
the Student Union oilers?
Davie Crewcut grinningly admits that he spends more time
counting the number of girls in the grill than in math class.
Whv can't he find his way oil' the bottom level of the building?
If he ever did get out of the grill he might find that the
lounge is a comfortable place to read and gab with the gang.
In the Game Fiooni. he could work off some of that excess
energy, which he uses to write on tables in the grill, by playing
billiards or pingpong. Then again, the fellows and the gals
have a swell chance to extend friendships on campus by attending the Sweater Swings in the Hall Room.
Student Union also has the interest groups in which less than
100 students participated last fall. These groups still function
as Coffee Chat, Social Committee, BridgeClub, Square Session,
and Publicity Committee. It seems that the student body must
have some interests outside of the. grill, and they might find it
.enlightening to be a member of one of the SUB groups, as well
as the Crillology Club.
Of course the only way to get into these activities is to find
out when they meet and go to them. The directions, which
even any college freshman can understand for accomplishing
this harrowing task, are to go to Room 122 of the SUB, which
is headquarters for the interest groups, and just sign up. Suggestions for other groups are also welcomed.
So how about filling the halls of the Student Union Building
with noise once again and showing the ghosts (of students past)
that we can outdo them now.
The Publicity Committee of
The Student Union Board
the-studen-

set.
WUS is a patriotic and humanitarian cause.
With any cooperation from the students,
the goal can easily be reached.

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The same professors who storm and rage when term papers
are one day late are also the ones who don't turn in grades to
the registrar until the next semester.
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It will be interesting to see how the judges solve the problem of picking the Kentuckian queen this ear. The contest
has been open only to sororities and women's residence halls in
the past. This year there are twice as many contestants bonus
beauty.
Prices what they are now days it is refreshing to see that
Lamp and Cross did not get overly ambitious on the ticket price
to the Kentuckian dance this Near.
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Those brown students, fresh from the shores of Florida two
weeks ago, are beginning to fade to the sickly white of the rest
of us about this time. A few
s
have tried the .sun lamp,
but Ft. Lauderdale just doesn't last iu Lexington.
die-hard-

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Have you observed some of the
One fellow repeatedly crawled
:s a bathroom fixture
one week wonder tans so braenly into a bookcase, claiming he wa
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displayed by many UK students? a book. When his date left him.
She listened
you noticed how in he war really on the shelf.
my arguments, uttered a rather
And have
and stumiran.v c;ucs the bronze colored
Another fine fellow spent a goxi hysterical little rhurkle
beach lol.ers have lost most of the portion of the evening discussing bled away after telling me that
Florida coloring after only a few his 1C3 entries fn the Viceroy this was one time when we
shouldn't hae used our head.
days back in the Blue;;rass?
"name the filter" contest.
glad.
One dashing character drank
I'm
One young lady (some persons
Don't think I have anything would question the advisability of his booe from a coffee p t.
against sun tans. They're fine. A considering her a young lady) re- Claimed he wa grtting potted
person looks mighty healthy with peatedly opened the refrigerator
Another was InduUlng In grain
a shinv little band of tan. And door, only to slam it in aisgusi ana alcohol.
He claimed the grain
don't think this chalk colored one proclaim. "It's Just too cold In stuff was good for "sowing seed
is jealous Just because he didn't
I ll wait until I get home." of thought." But all he managed
get to venture to Florida between there.
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do
ft P,owpd'
iesf let
ed backed the old
Another
semesters.
All in all. we had a fine time.
My leal gripe is the attitude of proprietor into a corner and spent
Walter Currle, a retentlv married engineering student at I K, is shown
we have
sway any girl s heart. Modest WalSouthern ex- 30 minutes giving the Kernel hell- I'm only glad beginningoccasion M
recently returned
pcring over formulas calculated to
of a new
to the
running a picture of a shat- celebrate the
cursionists. These bronzed beauties for
ter claims no credit for capturing his wife, but rather says it is due
tered commode on the first page, semester Just twice a year.
"Walter is now workdon't stop at merely displaying
his slide rule's mathematical love computations.
ing on a new formula- which he says "will keep me virile in later their tans. No sirree! They have to
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years."
tell you how each layer was burned
a corner
on. Thev back you into
und hours later you weakly escape
. . . but not until you have heard
jeach thrilling episode, encounter
and affair which was experienced
on beautiful
by the thrill-seekElbow beach.
I didn't mind for the first couple,
of davs. But I'm now getting pret-neurotic of all vocational groups ty tired of the many tales being
liy MARTHA KUEBLER
and rarely quarrel. They are "ten- - handed out about the down-sout- h
one der lovers" and good parents who tannery. Let's hope they end with
Eve rybo'ly is taking a poll of
redisappearance of the quickly
sort or another, these days, but the like lame families. They are
good church goers. the
newest one is on what sort of a ligious and
acquired coloring.
to
professional man v.ould make the They are homebodies and likeapSo much for the Florida gang.
According -- to the putter around the house. Thoy
We . too h a d
be t husband.
several mier- Kentucky Engineer, guess who it ply logic to morals, economics,
And while
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a science, and
csting experi- have
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isthe engineer.to And they up.
they are a bit shy, they are
ences during;
back it
report
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doctor's
men who don't get inI
Engineers are the best marriage
J the welcomed
prospects, and will also make the volved with their secretaries. gets
The lucky, lucky girl who
semesters.
best huj.hands. says Dr. James
an engineer might as well know
Dernier, director of the National
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what a model man he is, accordnight back, we
Institute for Human Relations.
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analysis uniipre invited to
'They have the best hearts for ing to the scientific
dertaken by the institute. It seems
marriage," is the way he puts it.
quite a
Gimg Ho
cessf ul cocktail
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But. he warns, they are shy. and probable that there will be of ensupply
party. Twelve
twl
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girl who wants to catch her run on theivailable
the
Shown here is part of the brass which will lead the Military Science.
engineer will have to be somewhat gineers., as.. Dr... Bender's., report or so couples attemied. Twelve or Department this semester. On the back. L. to R.. are Cadet Captain
gains circulation.
varying times
aggressive.
Ray Callahan, Victor Meyer, Ken Luti.
the so couples at
It stands to reason, withevery throughout the evening could be (all company commanders) and Paul Bayninv In front are. I- - to R.,
Dr. Bender goes on to enumerate
Larrv Aicken. Jim Baxter,
the sterling qualities of the typical facts here presented, that
Cadet Lt. Col. Dick Fenley. Cadet Col. Doug Lawhorn. Cade CoL John
the
engineer who, according to his single college boy should investslide
Chenault, and Cadet Lt. Col. George Adams.
summation, appears to he the ideal S25 or so needed for a decent is in
he
mate. Indeed, one wonders wheth- rule and switch majors ifengineerer there is much hope for the girl any other field besides
to go
who marries a mere doctor, law- ing. After all. who wants how to
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through life not knowing
yer, or public accountant.
Engineers, it seerr.s, are the least putter around the house?
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Valentine
Mysteries
Analyzed

Shopping

Around for
A Fine Dry

Cleaning
Service?

proven
Window shopping's
way to test before you try. We
think it works for dry cleaning
services, too! Pick the smartest
looking women, the most dapper
a time- -

child
men, even the
got
dren. Ask them how they
that way. Chances are, they
don't wear new clothes every day.
Chances are, they use a
dry cleaner. Chances are,
they use us! Why not join in?
The prices are fine!

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Mow thnt. Valentine's Day has
been here and passed, everyone is
racking their brains ana punuig
viir nut trvins to figure who
the dirty sneaks are that sent all
wu
those slanderous. iiDeious,
raunchy unsigned cards.
Ranging from tender anonymous
love messages to blasphemous, degrading missives of hate, these
cards are symbolic of those people
who either like someone or dislike
someone and can t get up enough
nerve to display their feelings personally.
There are many, many varieties
of these messages. Some students
are still nursing swollen thumbs
that
from mousetrap apparatuses they
smashed their digits when
nnpnpri a card. Others are still
VSf.'..v
lying unconscious in me mu"w
from exploding ether and tar gas
capsules, which react when an envelope is opened.
nH nf course we cannot leave
out those who have passed away.
victims of a rriendiy prann msi
fiMirrf(l when dvnamite was det
onated as they burrowed into an
envelope sent from a jmea iovrr.
The mechanical puzzles left unsolved, howev