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Wiltz, Lee, Armstrong Named To Head New Kernel, Kentuckian Staffs

 

Don Armstrong
Kentuckian Editor

John E. Wilt:
Fall Kernel Editor

Joe Lee
Summer Kernel Editor

Martha Tarpley
Kentuckian Managing Editor

THE KENTUCKY

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LEXIN lTON. KENTUCKY. FRIDAY. MAY 18, 1931

Dave Berc
Kentucklan Business Editor

ERN EL

Bill Don Grote
Kernel Business Manager

Bill Mansfield
Kernel Managing Editor

Dorman ('ordell
Fall News Editor

 

NUMBER 29

Armed Forces Day . . .
Tau Sigma . . . . Wednesday, Thursday
Horse Show . . . . . .

Tomorrow I

. Tomorrow

 

ROTC Units

To Observe

Annual Armed Forces Day

Kernel Editor Wins
Fulbright Award

Janet Anderson. Arts and Sciences
senior. will be one of the recipients
of a Fulbright scholarship for the
1951—1952 school year. according to
a letter from the Department of
State. She will do graduate work
in journalism at the University of
Glasgow. Scotland.

Miss Anderson will
Scotland in September.
will start in October and end in
June. One other Keiituckian. a
student at Centre. received a Ful-
bright scholarship. The awards are
made on the basis of the student‘s
record and recommendations.

Miss Anderson is editor of the
Kernel and a member of variou~
organizations. including Phi Beta
Kappa. Mortar Board. Theta Sigma
Phi. and the YWCA Cabinet. Sh."
also received the 1949 Kentuckyl
Press Association award given to the
outstanding journalism sophomore.

leave for
The term

‘Americanism’ Award

The Kernel has been judged
second iii the College Editors Con-
test for colleges iii Kentucky on
‘Amcricaiiism.“ the Woman's Aux-
iliary to the Kentucky State Medical
AssoCiation announced April 26.

An award of $25 is to be used to
purchase reference books for UK.

The University Military Depart-
ment will participate in the observ-
ance of the second annual Armed
Forces Day tomorrow. according to
Major F. D. Standish II. Adjutant.
The ROTC cadet corps and the
band will march in the parade in
the morning.

The program for the day is as
follows: 9:30 —— a flight of 18 fight-
er planes will fly over the city and
perform basic aerobatics: 10:40 —
a 25 contingent parade will march
down Main Street. Three bands. a
bagpipe band. and a drum and bugle
corps will be included in the parade:
11:30 — Brig. Gen. William D. Eek-
ert. USAF. Air Material Command
Wright Patterson Air Force Base.
Dayton. Ohio. will deliver an ad-
dress in front of the Court House
on Main Street; 12:00 pm. — open
house at the Lexington Signal De-
pot. U. S. Naval Reserve Training
Center. Organized Reserve Corps
Headquarters. 115 Spring Street.
and at Bucll Armory on the cam—

pus.

Visitors to Bucll Armory may in-‘

spect a display of infantry combat
weapons and antique firearms. The
Signal Corps laboratory
amateur radio
operation and open to visitors. The

and the,
station will be inl

Air Force will display aircraft work- ‘

mg models. There will also be con-
tinuous showing of actual combat
films.

New Summer School Pro.gram
EmphasizesContemporaryLife '

Perspectives on Contemporary
Life. a departure from the usual
summer school routine. is being of-
fered this year for the first time
by the College of Arts and Seiences.
The object is to increase under-
standing. to broaden viewpoints.
and to show the interrelationship
of various aspects of the modern
world. according to Dr. Carl B.
Coir director of the program.

Nine courses. under the general
l‘lplf. have been chosen for the Per-
spectives program They are His—
tory 12:0. Sociology 127. Philosophy
120. Art 143. Political Sctcnce 170.
I’olitital Science 105. Journalism
106. Psychology 104 and Education
175C If a student registers for
Education 175c. he may earn thi'ce
semester hours of credit in the Col-
lege of Education. but his course
work for Education 175c must be
in any one of the other eight courses
he may sclcct.

Enrollment. open only to upper-
classmei; and graduate students.
will be limited to 24 so that a niiiii-
mum of 192 students will be togeth-
er during the summer sesston in
this program Although a student
registers for three courses. he takes
only one at a time for a period of
two and one-half weeks

Clas‘cs Will be held from 8 am
to 12 noon. Monday through Thurs-
day At 8 am all who have cn-
rolit"l in the program will as‘emblc

for general lectures to be given by
outstanding speakers from and off
the campus. At 9 am. all students
will participate in coffee hour dis-
cussion groups in the cafeteria.
Each group will c0nstst of six stu-
dents. and the subject matter will
bc from the preceding lectures.
Members of the groups will be tak-
ing different courses from the pan-
el. From 10 am. to 12 noon. stu-
dents wrll attend the courses for
which they formally registered.

Talks on science will be presented
in the 8 am. lectures since there
l‘~ no panel course being offered on
the subject. Certain aspects of scr-
e:ice will be given by Prof. Lyle
Dawson. head of the Chemistry De-
partment. Dr. J. M. Schreyer. as-
sistant professor of chemistry. and
Dr. Stephen Diachuii. associate
plant pathologist.

The faculty for the Perspectives
program Will be Dr. Carl B. Cone.
History Department: Prof. Clifford
Ainyx. Art Department: Dr. C. A.
Anderson. Socrology Department,
Dr. James Calvin. Psychology De-

partment: Dr. Jesse DeBoor. Phil-
osophy Department: Dr. E. E.
Kraehe. History Department: Dr.

W. M. Moore. Department of Jour-
nalism: Dr. Jasper Shannon. Poli-
tical Science Department: and Dr.
Amry Vandcnbosch. Political Sci-
ence Department.

lContinu'ri on Page St

 

BARBARA BALDWIN. a fresh-
man from Louisville. was chosen
to be band sponsor for 1951-52.
She is a member of Delta Delta
Delta sorority.

 

 

So We Were Wrong

 

The Reappointed Hours

Final examinations in all colleges of the University except the
College of Law will begin Tuesday. May 29, and continue through

Saturday. June 2.

The schedule of examinations in last week's Kernel was incor-

rect. The correct schedule is:

Tuesday. May 29. 7:30-9:35 am. Classes which meet first on Tues-
day or Thursday at 2 p.m.: 9:45-11:50 am. Classes which meet first
on Monday or Wednesday at 11 a.m.: 1:00-3:05 p.m.. Classes which
meet first on Tuesday or Thursday at 11 a.m.: 3:15-5:20 p.m.. Classes
which meet first on Monday or Wednesday at 2 pm.

Wednesday. May 30. 7.30-9z35 a.m., Classes which meet first on
Tuesday or Thursday at 12 noon: 9:45—11:50 a.m.. Classes which meet
first on Monday or Wednesday at 1 p.m.: 1:00-3:05 p.m.. Classes which
meet first on Tuesday or Thursday at 1 p.m.: 3:15-5:20 p.m.. Classes
which meet first on Monday or Wednesday at 12 noon.

Thursday. May 31. 7:30-9:35 a.m.. Classes which meet first on
Tuesday or Thursday at 4 p.m.: 9:45-11:50 a.m.. Classes which meet

first on Monday or Wednesday at 9 a.m.;

1200-3 :05 p.m.. Classes

which meet first on Tuesday or Thursday at 9 a.m.: 3:15-5:20 p.m..
Classes which meet first on Monday or Wednesday at 4 pm.

Friday. June 1. 7:30-9:35 a.m.. Classes which meet first on Tuesday
or Thursday at 3 p.m.: 9:45-11:50 a.m.. Classes which meet first on
Monday or Wednesday at 10 a.m.: 1:00-3:05 p.m.. Classes which meet
first on Tuesday or Thursday at 10 am: 3:15-5:20 p.m.: Classes which
meet first on Monday or Wednesday at 3 pm.

Saturday. June 2. 7:30-9:35 am. Classes which meet first on Tues-
day or Thursday at 5 p.m.: 9:45-11:50 a.m.. Classes which meet first on
Monday or Wednesday at 8 am: 1:00-3:05 p.m.. Classes which meet
first on Tuesday or Thursday at 8 am: 3:15-5:20 p.m.. Classes which
meet first on Monday or Wednesday at 5 pm.

Examinations in evening classes should be held on its regular
evening during the examination days.

 

Donovan To Sign More Diplomas In June
Than Patterson Signed In 42 Years

By Paul Crowdus

Dr. H. L. Donovan. president of
the University. has spent a good
many hours affixing his signature
to diplomas of UK's Class of '51.

At the close of the University's
84th annual commencement excr-
cises in Memorial Coliseum. June 1.
approximately 1225 persons will hold
diplomas signed by him during the
past few weeks.

The number takes on added sig-
nificance when it is recalled that
Dr. James K. Patterson. during his
42-year tenure as president of UK.
signed only 1045 diplomas.

 

Tickets Available
For Commencement

Graduating seniors may pick tip
their reservations for the com-
mencement exercises in the Dean
of Women‘s Office. Each senior
will have three reserved tickets
for relatiics and friends Wishing
to attend the commencement ex-
ercises on June 1.

Tickets not claimed by 9 am. on
June 1 may be picked up by sen-
iors who Want more reserved
tickets.

Those family members and
friends who do not have reserved
seats on the Coliseum‘s west side
may sit iii the student section on

the east side.

 

Educational Program Best weapon Of West
In Struggle For Freedom, Dean White Says

Ont of western man‘s most potent
yu-amrn n: his struggle to main-
tun: political freedom is an educa-
tional program providing a Judll‘lUUs
balance of training in technologt.
spii... ..2 values. and the liberal arts.
Dean M M VVllllt‘ of the College of
Arts and Sciences said Wednesday

Speaking at the Unitcrsity of
Geortia in Athens. Dean White
(alicd these three areas of educa-
tion "a tripod supporting the cul-
turc of the western world " Hc said
no person should be regarded as ed—
ur aicd unless he has an understand-
in: (if tho-in

‘We have won two world wars in
tht lift-time or many of us." the
1): :il. declared "but tvticc hate lost
in. [It .itt Tet linologv does not make
1h: weapons or war oi peace ~ it
inakts unit the weapons The ques-
llUll of whether a bulldozer shall be
used in emerine up enemy soldiers
or in terracing farms is not answer—
ml in io-r-hiiolog'. For the answer to
‘l.i :«‘ .in.l.u! ipll- ll-lli \\v llllll

turn to spiritual values and the lib-
eral arts "

WE MAY “IV the technological
struggle for admnrcinent but lose
the political struggle for freedom be-
cause we have not in general at—
tained a proper balance of knowl-
edge. he explained

Helping iiidiIiduals to cooperate
and sympathize with others by the
right type of training rs one impor-
t: iit task of the liberal arts college.
Dean White declared.

Ht‘ Mild slallstlcs show that two—
tliirds of the college graduates who
are dismissed from industrial posi-
trons are discharged because of their
inability to get along with others
rather than from lack of technical
skill

"it is true that we are hung lll an
atomic age.

but soniebod\ innst run
the atomic age." Dean White said
"1.- there a single one of our top

leaders who tit't‘!:}>lt‘\ his position in

\nlm- t‘l h. lltlllltlltl“ll'.tl ii|iilil\'.'

Does any one of them owe lir- posi-
tion and influence to the fact that
he is an engineer. a doctor. a skillcd
mechanic. a ininister‘2"

I) IZAN WHITE (‘I'IlnD ’I'IIIL
DANGER in current increasing ten-
dencies toward restriction or new.
men as to news sources and ill the
classification of more and more po-
litical documents as secret.

He said also that the tendency ul
modern man to worship his popular
leaders is dangerous. "Whether you
are for or against Mai-Arthur in the
struggle now going on in Washing—
ton. do you think there is danger ill
the unthinking frenzy and emotion-
al abandon of the welcome given
him?“ Dean \Vllllt‘ asked

"Much safer lll our dt‘lllllf‘l'llllt'
framework." he declared. “is the
statement (‘X])l'(’s\l‘d by former Chief
Justice Taft that "there is not a
single town in the United Slult':
with a population of over 5.000 that
(lt)t'.\ not have a man capable of sit»
this on the US Hum. lllf‘ (:onri
lit-neh' "

Throughout the first third of a
century or so of the University's
history. signing diplomas was in-
deed a minor task for the presit
deiit. In 1869. for example. when
Kentucky University. as it was then
called. graduated its first class.
President Joseph Desha Pickett
probably spent no more than a few
seconds at the job.

THE (‘LASS THAT YEAR nurn-
bered just a single graduate. Wil-
liam B. Munson of Astoria. 111. In
addition to President Pickett. sign-
ers of the diploma granting Munson
a bachelor of science degree were
Profs. Henry H. White and James
K. Patterson.

Not until 19 years later did the
University's first woman graduate
appear. She was Miss Belle Gunii.
According to the Lexington Daily
Press of June 8. 1883. she was "pre-
sented to the tcommeneementi au-
dience and read an essay on ‘Work.’
giving to the merit of the effort the
added charm of the grace and beau-
ty of perfect womanhood. for she is
a strikingly handsome young lady.

and. offset by a background of
somber boyhood. seemed like a
bright flower in a soberly hued
meadow."

Other milestones in the develop-
ment of UK commencement custom
lll',‘lll(i€ the following: first year in
which caps and gowns were worn
by the graduating class. 1901: first
commencement procession of stu-
dents. faculty. and guests. 1901: first
baccalaureate service, 1908.

INSTEAD OF RENTING their
graduating garb. as is the practice
today. the graduates of '01 pur-
chased their caps and gowns out-
right at a cost of $16 per outfit.
though not without some grousing
on lllt‘ part of a few students who
apparently weren't so enthusiastic
about the new commencement cos-
tumes.

‘Miss Football 0f ’51'

 

On May 31. 1908, the Rev. R. L.
McCready, Louisville, delivered the
first baccalaureate message to a UK
graduating class. The services were
held at Christ Church Cathedral.

Early commencements at the Uni-
versity customarily began about 10
o‘clock in the morning and con—
tinued until early afternoon. A news
story appearing in the Lexington
Transcript June 11. 1879. reflects
some concern by the reporter over
the length of the program.

"THE COMMENCEMENT EXER-
(‘ISES were very interesting
throughout." he wrote. “and al—
though they did not close until 1:30
this afternoon. the audience were
not very uneasy. and seemed highly
gratified and pleased. We hope this
commencement occasion will teach

some of our citizens the advantage.
of having this college in our midst.‘

The same story continued with an
account of the handing out of di-
plomas.

“Governor James B. McCreary de-
livered the diplomas t0 the grad—
uates in fitting style. . . . The young
gentlemen received their diplomas
With great courtesy and respect to
the honorable Governor. and esteem
it a great accomplishment to them-
selves to have taken them from his
hands."

Gen. Basil W. Duke delivered the
commencement address to the class
of '79. Of his address the Tran—
script reporter wrote: "We are not
competent to criticize such an able
effort. suffice it to say that. none
who heard it failed of profit and in-
struction. or were glad when it was
closed."

On three occasions since William
B. Munson received the first degree
granted by Kentucky University.
commencement exercises were un-
necessary. Therc were no graduates.
Those years were 1872, '73 and '76.

UK To Select Coed To Try

For Football Festival Title

L' of K is one of 10 schools lll\llt‘(l
to participate in the Sixth Annual
Football Festival to be held at
Berkeley, Calif. during the week of
Sept. 17. Each of the 10 schools i.
asked to send a candidate for "Miss
Football of leil." The schools were
chosen on the basis of prominence
lll football and other sports.

’1 he L'K
chosen il'tilll
('iilldltim‘rs

representative will be
one of the following
l‘fil lVItini‘D. Chi Otl'9‘1.i;
Sue N(‘\\l'll ill(l Ann Brown. Jewell
lliill; Bitty Blake and Carolyn
(‘Ji'liy ’mx'd llnll: .liih.i I on: . Kappa
Kappa Gamma; Madge Barnett. l1" ‘-

la Delta Delta; Jane Hunter. Alpha
Xi Delta: Eleanor Gash. Alpha Del-
ta Pi; Louise Borie. Machlton
Court: Lois Romanowitr. Kappa
Delta: and Joan Van Bebei'. Delta
Zeta

Judges for the contest to be held
Thursday lllt‘lll, May 24 in Mtinorial
Hall will be the five members of the
Mt. Laurel Festival Queen Commit-
tee The program will be open to the
liublic and applause for each candi-
date will be considered.

The entire expenses for the UK
(':lll(l1(lfl[(’ will be paid by the Berke-

iContinued on Page St

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On Behalf Of The Seniors

just what logit. the si'llltll‘\ are wondering. is behind the rule

compelling lune graduates to attend classes after their grades

are in.“ \\'e wonder. too.

It‘s just an educators l‘Hs_\ illusion that students are so thirsty
for knowledge as to give their undivided attention to lectures

deliiered alter its all mer for them.

The excitement and the de-

mands of graduation are too great. This is not frivolity or light-
mindedness; it is just human nature.

Alter all. they‘ve fulfilled the requirements.

They've handed

in their work and talten the e\am. if the instructor thought it

necessary.
the course is over.

Their grades are in. and as far as they're concerned.
For the first time in four years. they have

nothing hanging over their heads eycept graduation. They could
have a week of that unfulfilled dream — college without classes.
But no. they must get up at seven o‘clock. luirry to a stnll'y
old classroom and sit there while the instructor tells the other
students about the main hes already taken. or reviews the ma-

, o .
terlal hes already covered.

The time he spends gazing im-

patiently out the window could much better he spent doing the
"things he‘s always \\:inted to do" with friends he'll soon have

to leave.

\Ve helieve the futility of this rule far outweighs any advantage

it might have in Leeping the class a unity.

It is a unity only in

fad. not in spirit. and even the undergraduates know it. And We
hope the professors who would thus lower a recorded grade are
the exception rather than the rule.

The last few days in his college career mean a lot in the life

of any person.

 

‘ Jest Knappin’

Not that I'm pro or antHVchr—

thurist. but his speech hn\ not only‘

gone down for posterity but it has
added a new expression to the col-
lege cat's vocabulary. Whenever you
want to get rid of a pest from now
on just whisper in its ear “Why don‘t

you make like an old soldier. and
slowly fade away!“

After last weekend I know the
meaning of "horse sense.“ It's what

keeps horses from betting on people.
0

A man went to the bar and order-
ed a martini. drank it. chewed up
the bowl of the glass and threw the
stem over his shoulder. He continued
this for six martinis and noticed
that the bartender was. staring at
him.

“I guess you think I'm crazy. don't
you?" he asked.

"I sure do." the bartender replied.

"the stems are the best part."

I
I wonder how many fig leaves Eve
tried on before she said "I'll take
this one."

0
Joe: “My girl is like an auto radi-
ator."
Moe: “Howze that?"
Joe: “She’ll freeze up on you if
ioviidon't keep her filled with alco—
0 .

0
He: “Do you serve women at this
bar?"

Betty Nash

 

- indignant.
drunk a drop of water in my life!"

LUCK

  

“'e‘re for letting him enjoy them to the fullest.
After all. hes earned a little freedom.

Bartender: “Nope. you have to
bring your own."

0
He: “Joe‘s a lad with a head on
him!"
Him:
brewer."

“Why not? His dad's a

0
She: “How can I stop you from
looking through my dressing room
keyhole?"
He: "Leave the door open."

O
He whispered mushy nonsense.
And she ate it up with glee.
He told her she was lovely.
Though ‘most anyone could see
She was homely as a parsnip,
But the moon was riding free.
So we really mustn’t blame him.
Moon was full . . . and so was he!

O
The doctor diagnosed the English
colonel‘s illness as hydropsy. What
was that? Too much water in the
body. explained the doctor.
The whiskey-drinking Briton was
“But. doctor. I've never

He paused. Then. sadly, he conclud—
ed. “Must have been the ice.‘

Banquet To Be Given
By Pershing Rifles

The staff and members of the UK
Pershing Rifles will hold their an-
nual banquet tomorrow at 6 p.m. at
Capps Coach House. Dancing at the
Student Union will follow. The new
officers for 1951-52. elected lazst
Tuesday, will be announced at the
banquet.

CEDAR VILLAGE

: Serving 11:45 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m.

 

—TUCKY

This weeks Lucky-Tacky is Miss
Betty Nash. Betty, 0 Junior from
Georgetown, Kentucky, is in the
Education College. She is a mem-
ber of Kappa Kappa Gamma sor-
ority. We are happy to invite Betty
. to two free meals at —

963

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THE

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s v». "Oh. how we love you, my
r‘r :I"

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no ideriul news

(I: ‘\ ..., ryllt‘lldldly you've done this
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Ind '1- W (Lear. .VOU 599. YOU Will

A van reward—

, 'Ill‘C a day just for you!“
o me some seniors Ibow

' to their namésl

.rerl of the 10th of the May.

   

 

. them Ior tried to, while
I: biiiic set

ltrs "~"I:‘.t was this great Honors
I)“:

Are they looked at me back in dis—
ll!“\'.

  
 

Then I hiked at the bulletins all
ruin" the school

Nezth he shade of the glorious
tl‘t‘l's.

\“iillt I‘io (love: and the pigeons of
Ad and of \Vhite

Sty IN“?! E; c it t l y in
brew/c.

{in from 'hc cardcns with trees full
l.l bloom

\Yltcie hutniiy's taught night and
(lav-

Where songs of the sparrOWS to
mates in their nests

like -.t:lrliers fade softly away.

And I read in my Kernel: “Honors
De y 7—Soon!

Wear your ribbon of White and of
blue:

We are proud of our students with
3-point and such

scent-laden

And we're giving May 10th all to:

you!"

And I said. “Hey! Hey!

The 10th of May!

What a wonderful. wonderful

Honors Day!" '

So I dressed on that morning in
trembling joy 1 ’

And put on my blue ‘and ‘my white

And wore it quite proudly-to class;
I _:.

NH. 1
Intending to wear it. till night.

So what did I see? " 5‘

No one like me. . -- “-I- .

Their clothes were as bar ascould
be.

And I naked: ,. l"

\

“Where's your ribbon-—“ '

Your white and your blue?"

“Ha! Nobody wears theirs"

But you!“

So my joy was burst; I'lkD'la busted
balloon "i

And I put it in my purse'a'nd- I kept
it there till noon. '- I -

But when day was donel ind’sbrink-
led stars across the-6hr

ITiiere really were a few that night
~but up there kind!“ high),

Like a child I waited"mufily wild
anticipation. - "II I

Counting off the minuesntill our
wondrous pmsenm'uili I': ’

And keeping my fingensicossed.

Well. we started. .I .

And I saw the eager. rams-J-

Of the parents in their places

Waitinc to hear

The name of the dear

V. ho had done so remarkably well
the past year.

And their faces were full of their
cheer. ’

But what did they

"Stand up in colleges;

Stand up in groups—"

For all those concerned

They might have said troops.

With all trying madly

To keep up with the names

0: all of those students who had
done just the same

As Johnnie.

Or better.

And then. it was over.

I mean. Honors Day was.

The “prizes" of UK; my dearies,

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Settled back for a Blazer series.

The speaker of course. was really
great

With “Democracy and the Garrison
State"

BUT~

I thought it was Honors Day.

And they didn't make ME :1 colonel.

I‘m not against Honors Day. oh. no
siree!

I love honor as much as the rest.

I‘m quite €g0ll>tltf and love to be
told

That of all I am really the best.

And I think thOsc that give our UK
a name

Outside of the field and the floor

And looks, are quite a 119113cted
bunch

And need to be made much of more.

Yes. I like appreciation.

I'm not pleading against it.

But rather for it-

For more of it. but

Not just as a passing prelude

To a speech.

I think some of the joy of parents
who had come iiiaiiy. innpy
miles

Was last that night

Because of this.

What I‘m trying to say is:

If we're goin to have a convocation

Of presentation

Let's have it—

All by itself.

If 700 "honored
worthy of that.

We really aren‘t worthy of anything.

Sincerely.
An "Honored" Student

students" aren't

Need Diamond Fans

Dear Editor:

My joints creak. my bones ache.
.and my blood pressure goes up 10
points every time I think of walk-
ing out to Legion Field — to watch
our Wildcats play baseball.

Now I realize that the team did
not win the Sugar Bowl this year.
nor did they win the NCAA crown: