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Vol. LXXXIV, No.71 An independent student newspaper 3m um University of Kentucky
Tuesday, November 24, 1981 Lexmgton, Kentucky
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. Associated bras Writer “was a -... Wiri.--rc---_cww.aaw_____: Congress/anal compromise
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g i Thousands of workers were sent ; - . ‘ , . ‘ 3, . ., V, 1 may on y e a empora ) IX
’ ‘ home, buildings were closed and ser_ ' - .. . . . , - . . . . - , . -:-':-'»:-,.' . .1 a » .» .' .. - ‘
f vices were curtailed yesterday as i _.____.__ ______________.___
.3 non-essential operations of the We,» .. ma “Mm"-..mmm . . , . , . . ' BXBILP STthEN
l federal government from coast to iv‘-'j:_;:;.5§;f§:-,5’ .;. .1 ' ' i - ’ ‘ -, : '25:? ’ -:*':...5’. '3 =:i' I Editor-m-Chief It’s become a symbolic
coast were brought to a halt by the W_wwggwwwu_w ” - , . . .. ~ . , , ' ,. , , _ ,
enticement l 3333‘: 2'33er °§tlysiii§§

Afternoon congressional action _ _ __ ‘ M Although Congress reached a com- . . h ’
paved the way for a return to normal 3 , promise last night on the budget bill and 1t Icahs like 9
business, but the shutdown already wawmw_m ‘1 4 4 ‘ ¥ ¥ vetoed by President Ronald Reagan (Reagan) wants to beat
had started. 4‘ ¥ ¥ ' ¥ x Sunday which will keep the govern- Congress again. They’re

President Reagan had told Cabinet ment running until Dec 15, many justplaying chicken.
members to suspend "505‘ operations h ’ “MW- _W "W ¥ ‘ ¥ ‘ " ¥ federal offices in Lexington were clos-
after he vetoed an emergency Spen- §-" I, . x - ¥ ed indefinitely yesterday, and a UK _.__.______—___
dine bill- W, . “WWW ””“W‘ T T 1” professor said the situation may dollars at stake, but it looks like he '

.‘ After the veto, the "0‘59 passed a l ‘ ¥ i 1 ‘ ¥‘ repeat itself next month. (Reagan) wantsa chance to beat Con-
t bill tokeep federal spending at the old WW'wmrmW—frwmm .: ‘ * * ¥ Malcolm Jewell, public administra- gross again, They're just playing
’ level until Dec. 15. The Senate ap- ' . . . i ‘ ¥ lion professor, said the budget battle chicken."
Proved the measure quid“! and ' ‘ " X 3‘ h ¥ ¥ ¥ pitting Reagan and the Republican Political Science Professor David
~. ; Reagansigned it. ¥ ’ ¥ ‘ y. controlled Senate against the Lowery said the budget standoff is
l “Everybody in my office is gone,” .. _ 5—. .. . ‘. ,, ,:_ . Democrat-dominated House of “notamajor crisis.
i said Connie Crunkleton, regional in- , _ I l" ' . p . ‘__ .5.5,1}33‘2535‘2Eifiifz;v; ‘ l ’s ¥ ¥ it Representatives will probably con- “The Democrats are trying to put ,
I l “mam" direct“ ‘0' the Depart «mu ' . * tinue after the extension of the pre- up a stand,” he said. “They let
‘ ment of Agriculture in Atlanta. . I sent budget, passed ysterday, ends Reagan have his way all summer.

The Boston offices of the Depart- tho Dec. 15. ‘re ‘ist sa ‘ , ‘now that it’s ,
ment of Education and the En- Reagan SBBkIHQ to Show all '1 Jewell said although such budget 211:1); disks, (flrgfidgetcutting pro- ’-
vironmental Protection Agency clos- emergencies have occured before, the cashmfarther.‘ "
ed at noon local time; so did the —-———-——— line here, usinghispolitical leverage economic tren® that affect the present situation is “quite Lowery agreed with Jewell that
Oklahoma City offices of the Federal By OWEN “WAN to try to halt a string of retreats he budget. unusual."He noted the conflicthasac- “they‘re squabbling over a minor
Information Center and the Economic AssoctatedPressWnter has been forced to make in recent All this year, administration and tually been going on for some time, amount of money. The real fight is to
Deve10pment Administration. ____________ weeks on his faltering plan for con congressional economists have been but its effects were delayed until now determine who will have the budget _

”W9 1118! 80¢ the "165886," said trolling federal spending. at odds in estimating spending levels: by an extension of last year's budget, initiative. If the Democrats regain it,

John Ranek. chief statistician of the WASHINGTON — Despite the high Reagan said his veto was to what the administration has called a passedbyCongreSSOCt. l.the beo'nn- it will be a minor victory, at face-
i Crop Reporting Service of the USDA drama of his first presidential veto, “protect the American people from cost overrun, House Democrats have ing of the fiscal year. The extension saving.“
l in Sioux Falls. SD. The “message.” Ronald Reagan‘s real spending dif- overspending.” But his political op- calledasaving. ran out Nov. 20, before an agreement In the meantime, the administra-
’ he said, came from USDA head- ferences with Congress amounted to a ponents saw only political theatrics at could be reached. tion has put into effect a contingency
quarters in Washington: “All federal relative pittance. His larger aim was work. “This is a confrontation not He said the argument has its roots plan formulated during the Carta' ad-
employees nOt required for protection to prove, once again, that he calls the “The whole thing was a manufac- between the 1683318th branch and in the president‘s decision, following ministration, which requires that
oflife and property aretobeturlough- fiscal shots. tured shootout at the OK corral," theexecutive branch,butaconfronta- his budget-cutting triumphs in the when the federal budget runs out
ed." - Senate Democratic leader Robert tion between computers,” said Mark spring, that further cuts would be without an agreement on temporary

National parks also were affected. anaIYSIS Byrd complained Monday. “We are Hatfield. ROre., chairman of the necessary to balance the federal spending gmdelines,allemployeesof

Outside Independence National talking about a difference of $1.2 SenateAppropl-iations Committee. budgetby 1984. “nonessential" federal services be
, Historic Park in Philadelphia. Marie The spending overrun that promp billion. Big Deal." Moreover, the persistently high in- “At issue is the level of spending." fin-laughed until an agreement is
' Gaudet peered through the locked ted Reagan to issue his first veto and terest rates and worsening recession he said. “’Congress bill included reached. Services deemed essential
81838 (1001‘s 8‘ the Liberty Bell With order a partial government shutdown Even if Reagan were to get his way that the administration failed to on fewer and different cuts (than those in the plan are defense, health and
, her7-yearoldsranddaushter.Felipa. totaled no more than :2 billion, a on this fight, it is questionable ticipate when it put its budget plan preposed by the adntinistratiom.cut~ social welfare and emergency ser- -
' and commented “It stinks. It really figure that shrinks to insignificance whether he will ever see the savings together last winter seem certain to tingdefmse and foreign aidmoreand vices.
dose" when compared with a $700 billion- he says he is demanding, “it all drive spending ever higher, even domestic programs less. James mm, mistant director
099033’ White House press plus budget for 1982. depends onhow theexperts estimate while Reagan keeps trying i0 Chop “It’s becomeasymbolic battle,“he of the Cooper Drive Veterans Ad-
See“SHL'TDOWN,"page6 But Reaganhaschosen to drawthe anticipated spending and predict programs dOWll- added. “There’s only a few billion See“BUDGET,"page6
o, On the lam? .
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~ ' . " ———-————'— Himmelsbach said. “If he made it. fine, If not, he pro-
. ~"" a a mammal! discontinuities." l
g / a . , ’ at] ,. _ m The FBI feels Cooper‘s skeleton lies crumpled in the i
' '5‘"! cm ~ " NO more ’mlld’ --~—-——-—-———————- thick forests of southwest Washington. Conceivably. I
. “ " ’ '4/1‘.’ _ _ agents say, Cooper is buried under tons of volcanic ash i
{‘5' I. If .." 'l'llt‘ ilisi-ulll'iuill " l'lxiili'ill 0' on I’ i SEATTLE (A?) — D'B' COOper’ Who 1}”an mto because 150 Square milG 0f the scarab am was coated 1
V" 4" i'. ' Hi illtii lllt‘l;l0|'\LiI\ lltl'ii :ll‘l‘l‘llld'llttlfl lag”. by jumPu‘ ou‘ 0f the baCk Of a Jetllner and by Mount St.Helens'eruption 135‘ year~ l
,- . o ‘ I ' t-nlliuumlwl ll pair of \‘iiumlgn inn .vamShmg With mo'm’ ".0!”ny was an 8913' m2). But no one can Prove cooper, isn't “Vine a sums fife {’f i
plil\t'i\ slamming: lltllllf' tun in l” "8 cm With “0mm left to lose' says the man w o anmymity someWherev enloymg the Pmfim Of his a" I
/' 1 I ‘ , .. ~ points hit picked up (lurlilt: l-lsl nivhl ‘: beekedthemyth faadecadeI . . . pimc)’ l
A. . i fl u [ll‘i‘-\t'il~0ll t-\llihlllim “It“ \\ iltit‘ills med only in a dark mm Stilt, White Shy-L m' The case remaim the FBI’S “fly “.1“ ““50”“ Sky"
. ’3' fl .lllllll||.ilt-t| lllt- \llllthlin lt-iml \Hlll .l rowfieapdloafers'CmmsapMMhterauymmmn inking " and his disappearing net is Cdebram in ‘
ll ~ M llllrll \t-In‘t- Ul Ill-7.: N-t' slum page ‘. air an night 0‘ NOV.24,1971, somewhere over “mat twangy song, T-shirts, an annual celebration in the tiny l
‘ Bx in HI I \llli/Kt-riwl \l'ill Washington. He parachuted outtheback 9” waat townofAriel,Wash.,andanew film. i
. ‘ Airlines Boeing 727 with 10.000 90 bills in a bank ”“8 To publicize the movie, “The Pursuit of DB. Cooper,“
, . _ ' . streppedtolfisbody. Universal Studios offered :1 million for information
. I _» \ I He became the nut and (lily “sumfifulfl Wrachute leading to the amt am cmViCtim d me‘ WM’S
' KEN Vs skyjacker in American history. His notoriety helped lead name bly wasn’t even C . The studio still has
i , f, to elaborate airport security system and'redeSlgn of the the mane” ”:8 a :F H
_ ; " L? > Boeing727jetlinersothereardoorcantbeopenedin Hisstartasafolkherobeganwhena“DanC00per" ,
. i .55 ' flight. , bought a one—way ticket on Northwest Airlines Flight 305
, I “It's conjecture, but I think he was a stupid, desperate from Portland, Ore, to Seattle.
. ; rascal, a brutal. Wm” man who endangered the Moments after takeoff , Cooper handed a stewardess a
'\ lives of more than 40 people for motley and caused his hand-written note, announcim the skyjacking and
I ‘ . own death,” says Ralph Himmelsbach, the FBI agent demandirg woo.000andfour parachutes. He also opened ‘
l - ‘ ‘ “m" no assigned totheCooper case beta-e heretu'ed 1831 year. his briefcase and showed her what she later said looked
, ‘ , r . “He was very likely an sum Who “8 80W ‘0 make like a bomb. .. l
J ' one last, desperate go for the big one," the ss-yearold See “COOPER, pages !
Placement service expanded
\ - ' ————'.———— yeater access for all students, Gamble. General Electric. Union
A ' gafwcrtill BER!“ Alcorn said. Carbide. Texas Instruments and
i , ‘ - Under the new system, any student Texas Utilities will be on camps to
‘ ‘. ———-———~———-——- may apply for an interview. All recruit prospective employees next
. . . resumes from interested students, yearbetween Jan.25andFeb 12.
I .., In order to give all studentsgreata' regardless of major, are then sent to Students interested in signirg up for
’ . ._ , V Di access to corptntlons lea-tilting on the company‘s recruiters The com- an interview with these and other
’ _, 5‘ “m' the Placemait ”d Career paniea themselves choose the companies recruiting duritg this
p a Racine Center has distilled "8 m- students they wish to interviewlhe pen'od must visit the placement office
‘ 1’ ' tel-view sign-upsystaIn canpaniea then notify the placement Dec. 7 or a. The list of students ac-
'. I . ._ - Accordimtocentc Dina.“ James office. cepted for interviews will be posted
i ' a »- if. ’ P-“miu‘mFV‘temw‘ubm‘” . . the first three weeks of the spring
, i is _, ' all stigma looking for lot- afta' “This gives students as a whole semester
‘ ,.-_ . > g “ gndua in, particularly libs-a] arts more access to anployers." Alcorn
- ' ' ' ‘3 graduate. Unlike the old systan said. Alcorn said company recruitu's ’
.I ' ' - .. which pretacreened applicants by m- Became employers will be we like the new singlp system, widen is
’, . a loss, the new system will allow any selecting students to interview, stu- patterned afte- the me in me at
', fl ' --g‘:§ w A v .. _‘ shunt to apply for any job at any dent applications mmtberecdvedby Virginia Polytechnic lmtltute. It
.’ ’ W 'f ‘ «it i . . r; - company. the placement office at least one-am- allows them to consider the resumes .
’ “W” * . , «is . ‘ ~ ‘ "I think this opens up a little mire one-half month in advance of of liberal arts students for jobs which .‘ .
. 3 ' s e g *’ a _ to the liberal arts student," Alcom recruita-s‘ campus visits. Stumps theymaynotbeofficiallyreu-ultim.
~ ‘ \- . T’ ,_ . . r. 3 j fl said. He said the system will also ftr spring senate are already tak- "(The companies) lmtdcn‘tgoout
‘- ' " ,. ’ ‘ . ' s f".. ’ "lead to a better match between the ingplsce. and seek liberal arts pact-tau," _
g - . ; ,_ . - , 4 ‘§.: 3 9 ~ g 'thmhunfloyu'," Companies such as Goodyear Alcorn said. ”This (new system) ‘
. ‘ , ,. .. .» ‘ ‘3 ‘ ‘ ’I‘henevIprocessfor iota-view sign- Aerospace, United Kentucky Bast, open up more opportunities for the t
i . \ W‘ i c», . ' up involves mire m fu- the no Bethelehem Steel, Ctrnlm Glue, ling-d] gm ghidentg than eve 3 - -.
g ‘ ‘ ~ ~ I - ~ ‘ ‘ spectlve employer. but provides Shell Oil. Georgia Paws, Procter It bda-e" 3 ,
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2," “i . -. ; ‘ Wu" 5‘1"“ “"P-t Copy Editor AssistshlSpa-u Editor Assistant Entertainment Editor WWW
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: .. JIMEI' (’lStrl Ionmet 0d a Igstep forward .
' 3 3 3 Whe th 1 bef took 1 ' I d I
‘ it home basketball games were moved against e ottery ore it even p ace. . a l
3. to‘Rupp Arena in 1976, little did University of- As a compromise, only the Florida game was WW9 WE . SORRY, GUYS, I NO LONGER . 3
, ficials realize the lengths to which students subject to the lottery. It seemed there was no , ._, ‘ -
3 would go for choice lower arena seats. After incentive anymore. The so-called “true-blue” DMT HAFTA , 3' REQUIRE YOUR SEWICES - . . . ‘
all, the “worst” seats in Memorial Coliseum fans wanted the right to camp out for choice Cw war . g _, , . , l
.; still offeredasuperb view of thegame. seating. g . , w, _ ~ ~ 5 ' ' ”1*. ' . 1 ' . ’ ‘ i
. As more and more people attempted to So, when news of the formation of yet ANYMORE" N0 ' ‘ ' ,. ,J . - ‘ .
become the first in line, thereby guaranteeing another committee to review ticket distribu- ,I , “,z' "’ ‘ i i
.. front-row seats in sections 31, 32 or 33, the tion surfaced in October, very few peopletook MORESEGE . ’i. h : j . l: V
, longer the lines became. It was a game that notice. On Nov. 19, however, representatives :3 “it" - ‘
everyone played — just how early did you from the administration and student groups calm-"ms FOR , in . a” . I ,
. have to arrive to obtain the seats you wanted? ironed out a workable solution. 3 35;" a ‘ ’ "“ .i ; ‘ 9,".I‘ . . . . l
Thus overnighters eventually become This plan included prohibiting student from: n CKE‘FS. / 4 7' IE . 1 , - . . . 1
weekend outings. lining~up before 6 am. on Sunday, camping \ J. ‘ ’ y a
. \ At first surface this first-come, first-served overnight near the Coliseum, leaving the line / 77 ,‘ , :4, ,. \ '4 /—\ . . ~ c
system worked like a charm, but camping out without losing their position and drinking any . / /%«~ . . ~ ,‘ ”.i ' f hi5) ”I ' “.2 fl - . . .c
' became an obsession. Students who had alcoholic beverages while standing in line. / / \ / dfl' ’ ’» l,,3 . ’l -1\ ‘3 @W" » ’1‘; i . c
- nothing better to do on a Saturday night came But the real test did not come until Sunday, t ‘ ‘ M/ {A} ‘1’ .Ehfii “ I Iaf.‘ (’ ll ' 21' A‘ ' . I
just for the party. As quality basketball teams when the new system took effect — and work- , i1 ! Uf! e“ 9 ." 1’1 ”$1 5. _ (I51
became a reality rather than a myth, crowds ed like a charm. “It went super,” Williamson 7 .. \1 h .1 . ® 19 . ‘4" ‘_l . ‘1: ' 259.13..) ~ 0
became too large to be monitored with any ef- said. “It went very, very smooth.” The long 43 1/; I - ‘ . d _. I 1,, :I . . n
i ficiency. lines of the past were almost non-existent. ‘ W ’E 1 ' L ‘ f l I {0&3}? .. . n
E It became a drain on the staff of the dean of Students could walk over as distribution \ . E / 1 .12: t ‘\ _ . . . . s
‘ students to keep a count of who was first in began, stand in line for 30 or 40 minutes and ,u. =- 05 (>q 3 “71¢; / / '. I
3 line. As fans, we came to expect the unpaid walk away with lowerarena seats. I . / , - ‘ all» @‘E c \ 3 ’ _ , ' a
i ‘ nightly visits by T. Lynn Williamson to hand “There were 325 people in line (by 6 am.) ,6. _ ,‘fl/ ‘ 1 If - ii ‘ = / ,g :I. ‘ ,
3 ~ out control cards. and I asked number 325 what he thought, and 312/ ‘ J .4, ,. < §, P} . , . ; ti
L An alternative system was sought in 1980 he said, ‘This is great!’ ”Williamson said. ,_ I/ l . '5; ' ' , Q6 .2 it? ’ is 5 - - ‘ n
i when the dean of students’ office decided to Of course there are still aspects of the plan it . - , =5 to, 3. ,l ‘ J 3 , g . - a
’1 experiment with the lottery system already that will have to be worked out before the .‘(W/j‘ «Jim I , I g, , 7 13-7 7 A3 / . 1 . ’ o
E being used for NCAA and SEC playoff tickets system can be 100 percent effective, but from WM WU"! , I a... “:1: ,‘ / . / g" // ‘ ’ ' ' ‘ ' '. - l u
‘_ , as a way of distributing regular season early indications, years of patience and i Ii v“; Q g ’2: '31; 3 l . 3 3:: ‘f/j ; “f 1:35:53 . - . ' ' r
tickets. The experiment was doomed from the dedication on the part of a select few have paid ‘ I9 :3. if? = . t ..=:‘ /. " 1,; , . 11
start, however, as a petition was circulated off. The University has foundasolution. (I I I I, M 24:23,: ’1 // , \g’." u
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f i I . f \ The content of this column, in- ‘ her on this day. It was time to start i ,
1 / f I 90 fig, eluding all characters, is purely fic- m preparirg it. :1
l i l, V g » am. e 0 Emma folded the newspaper as‘she ,‘
. I / 4 3’} Emma opened her front door and walked into her kitchen. She lit the 1‘
\ a . '« pickedupthemorning newspaper. the cold, waiting for the last float to oven so it would be preheated. ‘
‘ I \ “The stores will havealotof pretty bring Santa Claus. Emma was as Resetting into the back of the cup.
_ i r- 1. m thingsadvertisedinthepapertoday,” thrilled to see Santa Claus as the board, she found the special green. _ " 5"
,l R, . ‘- , she thought. Children were. Thatwas fun. dish that had been her mother’s. It . : . K
g .2 ‘ (p f , ‘.‘|'. After pouring a cup of coffee, she “The floats aresolovely. [bet they wasa bitdustysoshewashedit. Then ' ' ' m
i 17-“ g a. we .._ turnedontheoldtelevisionsettoletit wouldreallybeprettyonacolorTV,” stiereachedintotheref' erator for ’
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[Ex/13 'l him“? warm up. It had to be on about 15 she thought as she adjusted the the can of cranberry sauce she had p
g V \\ » V414,”. . minutes before the picture cleared. horizontalknobonheroldset. piscedom, ' 9‘
! ,5? MW! TheChristmas paradeswouldbeon Church bells were riming. It was Sheopenedthecanandspomedthe ,
i ' ”I" soon; she always loved to watch the time for the specia' 1 service they cranberry sauce into the green dish. .' . ‘
. l 1,3,1, , Christmas parades. always had on this day. Emma usual- This day wouldn’t seem right to her if ’ ,
1 MW! Sitting in the big wing-back chair, ly went to it, but she didn’t walk very there wasn't cranberry sauce on that ,
’ ‘ 37;“... ”.I “a, tin same chair her husband had wellanditwas very cold outside.She greendisthwasatradition. s. I'.-I I
" ‘ ’. I W"-“ always sat in, she looked at the wanted to stay near the phone The oven was man, She openi
' M department store ads in the gay‘wggéy Sogeone might call. ed the freezer door and removed a‘ . - ,
' . WP"- e mi t 9V6! come t0 see small rmmd foil-covered aluminum ‘ U
”’4'” aloud. “Helikestowearbigheavy 'l‘heparadewasoverandthefoot- editmuieomaudgetuieumgfor .2 gl
. _ _ I I _ sweatershke that. lwonderwhatsize ball games were coming on. She mminutes. -.~ sl
T me Im I d u hewearsnow.” neverlmderstoodfootballsoshetum- Opening the cupboard again, she! ' iv
0 ac ve wccm I" m ca ecep on, She turned the page to another ad ed the television off and began removed the single china plate, cup . I . n:
displaying crystal. There were reading the newspaper again. There and saucer and put it on her small .' , ‘ el
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prevancata- who sees where he's ly in agreement with the presi- congressional committees so they that. I always told her I would give it home-made dinner rolls, pumpkin Harold died. Thechins andsilver had '
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lnthepastweeksthenumberof you must keep yourowncounsel. Mr. Stockman has proved you candy dish was broken She hasn’t lierlnotherlnedtopnpare.Allofthe 'I‘hetimerontheovenrangandEm-
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openly yearn for effective double-talking, fork-tongued case of Mr. Richard Allen, the in the newspaper. One of the stars there. Her mother would spend three from the pan and put it on her plate.
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