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CLEARING
HOUSE
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THE EDITOR

Juniors, sophomores, and freshman, attention! Second meeting of
the Joint committee on reorganization of student government will be
held at 4 p. m. today in the Union.
Most of the students sitting on the
present committee are seniors. They
are planning a government which
you will operate next year, and it
would be a good idea for you to
know what they are planning. Any
Interested student or faculty member may sit on the committee and
have' a vote in the proceedings.
We're Sarcastic
Comes a letter accusing the Kernel of writing a story sarcastically.
From C. J., the letter says that the
"Culture for Hazing Planned by Pi
Ka's" story was written in a sarcastic vein. The item concerned the
abolishion of hell week practices
for which the Kernel has been asking for years and if it was Ironical,
satirical, or sarcastic, it must have
been because of the ink used. Certainly, we dont intend to deliberWe wish
ately make an about-facmore fraternities would follow tfte
Pi Kaps, Delts, and S. P. E.'s example.

ECentiucky ECernel
UNIVERSITY
Right Dress!

CHARITY. DERBY
TO

PROVE

SEMI-WEEKL-

TURTLEDOM

TITLE

NEW SERIES NO.

16, 1939

At Student Voting Thursday
4f '

Nine Will Be Chosen
CHARLES H, JUDD. Czar Of The Centrin
From Eighteen
Nominees
ALLEN

Turtledom's Man O'War will be
acknowledged 7:30 p. m. Wednesday night in Alumni gym, when sixof
specimens
magnificent
teen
o.
thoroughbreds
will engage in the
i
first annual "Turtle Derby." sponsored by the Lions club.
I
Undoubtedly the turtle 'to beat
is "The Kernel." entered by the
newspaper of the same name, but
the rumor is widely spread that every one of the 16 contestants is a
potential dark horse and it will
probably be a close race.
Dearly Sacrificed'
Bets of fifty cents may be placed
Dr. Charles H. Judd, professor
The best in campus articles, new
and used, will go under the auc- on any of the turtles. There will
emeritus and former head of the
10 races after which all persons
tioneer's hammer at 3 p. m. to- be
Champions of the First Regiment show how they did it. Members of company
Pershing Rifles,
education department of the Unimorrow on the steps of the Union. who have bought tickets will be
are seen above rehearsing a series of maneuvers which retted them twe trophies in the regimental drill
versity of Chicago, will be the guest
Even-thinfrom gloves to books of participants in a drawing for a 1939
meet held last Friday at Dayton, Ohio
modern poets will be sacrificed at model automobile.
speaker at the 72nd annuel com
AU proceeds from the Derby will
public auction according to Kernel
mencement of the University to be
Business Manager Morgan.
The be turned over to charitable instituheld Friday night, June 2, on Stoll
articles, which have accumulated tions including the Baby Milk Supfield, it was announced recently.
through the year, are those which ply, the Eyeglass Fund for Indigent
Dr. Judd. a former schoolmate ;
have been lost, found, and turned Children and the Children's Fresh-Ai- r
of President McVey at Ohio Wesley- Camp.
into the business office. It is said
an university. Is an eminent edu
that there is a very nice array of The lineup as we went to press,
Laajreltc Studio
cator, psychologist and author. He
odds and ends dear to the little was as follows:
was an English lecturer at Harvard . . . is Grant Whitehou:?, junior in
woman's heart.
The Kernel, sponsored by the
university in 1928. directed the Yale industrial chemistry, president
(
Kentucky
Kernel; Super Shell,
Vote Intelligently
university summer session one year, the Photography club and
Power Oil Company; Society Brand,
photographic honorary, acand has served as a faculty mem
W. P- - The
Election of the Union board will R. S. Thorpe & Sons;
v
ber of Ohio Wesleyan, New York cording to T. S. Morrcw, national
Company; Garbe held Thursday. Many criticisms Sherwin-WilliaApples, Joseph
university, the University of Cin president of Lershawks.
have been directed at the Union denia. Keller-Cram- ;
A trip to Chicago with aU exduring the past year, many of them Papania cfc Co.; Seiberling, Taylor
cinnati, Yale university and the
Company C, Pershing Rifles drill University of Chicago.
penses paid is to be given the eaar
However, the board Tire Company; "Speed Flash," Blue
unfounded.
team marched to Its seventh regi
should be one of the most powerful Grass Optical: Big Guns, Louis
Second meeting of the Joint
The alumni banquet, which will so that he can preside over the anmental victory Friday night under
nual national photographic exhibit
groups on the campus and if cap- Rosenberg; Value, Harts Drug Co.; Faculty-Stude- nt
student-facultcommittee on
bright lights of Dayton, Ohio, be held Thursday night, June 1. in September.
the
Co.; Delicious.
able members are elected, it will be. Graco. Graves-Co- x
reorganization of student govfootball stadium, at the University will feature as guest speaker Major
Mr. Morrow ;aid that the election
This first year has- been rather ex- Lexington Dairy; Sit Here. Meyer &
ernment will be held at 4 p.
of Dayton, bringing its record to General Allen W. Culllon. Wash was based on special work in the
Thompson
perimental, but with the coming of Hinkle;
m. today in the Union. Leadseven firsts and one second in its ington, D. C, judge advocate genfields of color and night photogNeuvogue, Crane Co.,
next year, the group should really
ers announced the meeting
Two subcommittee reports will be
eral and alumnus of the Univer raphy.
eight years of competition.
and Greyhound, S. E. Greyhound presented at 4 p. m. today in the
open to everyone.
function adequately.
sity in the class of 1914.
The Centrin: chapter of
Lines.
The company left the University
members said
Committee
Union to the second meeting cf the
General Gullion. who saw service
The Cxardora: 110O cameraat eight o'clock Friday morning in a
Added Incentive
they were anxious to have
student-facult- y
committee on reorconvoy of private cars; arrived at with the second Kentucky infantry men in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and
more juniors, sophomores, and
Congratulations to Pershing Rifles
Dayton, Ohio, around noon and, on the Mexican border in 1916, has Kentucky.
ganization of student government.
freshmen to sit in on the
on its win at Dayton. The men
after donning uniforms and eating been presented with the distinmeetings and carry over next
They will concern:
worked hard for the honor and delunch, drove to the Dayton campus guished service medal. He was pro
year when the new governserved it. Here's hoping this is
1) a program for representation
for individual competitions and drill fessor of military science and tacment goes into effect.
the beginning of another string of
bain the student legislature on the
practice.
tics at the University in 1913 and
victories. Sponsor Croft's promise
sis of colleges of the University as
Assembly for the five companies, 1914; was chief of mobilization di
of an award if the men won might
Kentucky. Dayton. Ohio State, Ak- - vision of the office of provost maropposed to representation by classes
have had something to do with
rcn and Ohio University, was sound shal general. National Selective Seras outlined in the proposed CRSG
their pep.
ed at 7:30 p. m. at which time vice, in 1917, and judge advocate of
constitution.
company commanders drew for or
Wed Deserved Honor
the Third Corps. A. E. F., in 1918.
I) definite plans for the commitder of drill. Kentucky was fifth.
faculty
One of our
Margaret Purdom, Kappa Kappa tees of student standards and the
reAt the conclusion of the competi
members was honored by ODK
Gamma. Hazard, was elected presi- faculty-studetion the teams were lined up for
welfare committee.
cently. Miss Marguerite McLaughwomthe presentation of awards, first
lin is known not only in the jour- dent of Mortar Board, senior
A' permanent chairman of the
en's honorary, at a meeting held
for individual competition and rifle.
Crit Lowry, Sigma Alpha Epsilon,
nalism department at the Univercombined committee will be selectWhen the loud speakers requested
sity but throughout the state. You Friday afternoon. She succeeds Sue
Princeton, was elected president of
D. Sparks, Alpha Xi Delta, Lexing
ed at today's meeting, it was decompany C
that "The captains of
very seldom meet a
Lamp and Cross, senior men's honcided at the group's first meeting
and B please move their teams for
graduate of the University that ton
orary, Thursday night. Other offiOther officers named were: vice Friday.
Students of the law college will ward" the ovation that the Univer
doesn't ask at once about "Miss president. Susan Price, Barb. Lex
cers chosen are Lloyd Ramsey. Sighold a mass meeting to discuss and sity team received sounded as
Five faculty members of the
Marje." She's a personality and a ington: secretary. Harriet Hender-sho- t.
ma Chi. Somerset,
man
senate committee to con- vote on a proposed constitution and though the whole Kentucky student
worker that has helped make the
Louisville; treas
Glenn Stanford. Delta Tau Delta.
body had turned up in Dayton for
sider the plan attended Friday's
department of Journalism what It urer, Kappa Delta.
5
University the event. The team got trophies.
Helen Louise Reichcnbach. meeting. They were
Cambridge Springs. Pa., secretary,
Chairman L to elect officers for a
is. and we're proud of her.
Barb. Anchorage, and editor. Susan J. Horlacher, assistant dean of the bar association at 3 p. m. today in one a traveling and one a perman
and Eddie David. Phi Kappa Tau.
Five new courses in social work,
Jackson, Chi Omega. Lexington.
agriculture college; Prof. W. C. the first-yeDon't Be Greedy
classroom of Lafferty ent, while the members of the Uni one course in archaeology, and a Louisville, treasurer.
New members of Mortar Board Tucker, acting
versity's crack unit received bars
The annual Lamp and Cross schohead of the journalHere is a letter, the sentiment of were announced at the AWS ban
course in advertising were approved
and medals.
ism department; Dr. J. Huntley Hall.
which is also expressed in an edi- quet held last month. The honor
recently by the University Senate. larship award was won this year by
purpose of the new associa
squad went
The
The Confederate
torial today: "In light of the recent ary is made up of women entering Dupre. assistant professor of hisAll will be offered for the first time Jewell B. Colliver. Owingsville. freshroutine,
tory; Prof. William A. Tolman, ecoman in agriculture. The award is
more perma through its
movement for more student governin the faU.
the senior class next year, who have nomics department, and Dr. Roy tion is to "create a
adding several movements of its
ment, it Is distressing to note the at least a two standing in the Uni
The subjects in the social field, made each year to the freshman
nent student organization and to own which no Confederate armv
latitude on the part of certain versity and are outstanding in their Moreland, professor of law. Absent promote
planned to conform with the re- judged outstanding on the basis of
better spirit among the ever dreamed of doing. The unit quirements of
were the deans of men and women.
backers of the plan who are at- field of activity.
the American Asso- scholarship and service to the Uninearly stopped the show with its ciation of Social Workers. Include versity.
Also present were CRSG members law student body." Proposed activitempting to make a Roman holiday
and students interested in suggest- ties include bringing prominent version of "Wildcats by one." which public welfare administration, which
of the event. The students referred
Initiated Thursday were Logan
ing changes and revisions to the speakers to the campus, supervisit plans to present on field day.
Continued on Page Three)
will be an introduction to the hisCaldwell. Phi Delta Theta. Danville:
proposed constitution.
On Saturday morning the team torical background of such work and George Kurachek. Barb. New York,
room, and
ing care of the smoking
1939-4- 0
Committee members, both faculty participation in intramural athleti- was the guest of Wright field, army will show the methods of operating N. Y.; Bruce Sullivan. Barb. Kings-por- t.
air post. The members were shown
and student, asserted Friday that cs.
institutions; child
Tenn.; Billy R. Smoot. Alpha
around the air port and given a ride
Five Regular Plays Slated they were anxious to have more
will be in one of the new bombers, aptly welfare service; psychiatric infor- Gamma Rho. Maysville: Franklin
The executive committee
juniors, sophomores, and freshmen
mation for social workers: statistics Frazier. Alpha Gamma Rho. Upper
Plus Studio Productions
composed of the president, vice named, "The Flying Fortress."
as related to the general field of Tygart; C. P. Johnson. Lambda Chi
sit in on meetings.
By ALLENBY E. WINER
By Local Talent
president, secretary, and treasurer
The University of Dayton, host social work; and social welfare Alpha. Madisonville: David Blythe.
of the association, the law school for the meet, was awarded second planning which will include methTriangle. Georgetown; Harry Weaks.
Schedule for the 12th season of
Horses of Tomorrow
representative to the University stu- place in the competition.
ods and techniques of planning for Barb. Water Valley: Vincent Fan-el- ll.
the Guignol theater has been ancouncil, and one representaYork sports editor nounced by Frank Fowler, director.
dent
treatment of social problems.
A famous New
Phi Kappa Tau. Anchorage;
tive, elected by and from each class.
The archaeology course is entitled and Phil Phillis. Alpha Tau Omega,
has become so bored at watching Four regular productions and four
won by bay, chestnut, Studio productions, written by local
North American archaeoloev and Paintsville. The newly elected ol- Membership will not be restricted
horse races
will be a study of the origin and ' ficers were also initiated Thursday
brown and occasional black horses townspeople and students will be
to students registered in the law
Will
growth or prehistoric American Inthat in desperation he recently de- offered.
college, but anyone taking two or
voted a complete column appealing
more hours of credit in law will be Tour. Luncheon. Discussions, dian culture.
The hilarious "You Can't Take It
College of commerce will add one
to horse breeders in Kentucky and With You" by George S. Kaufman
eligible.
Tea Are Included
subject, principles of advertising,
"please do something and Moss Hart will be presented
other areas to
To Give
On Program
suggested It would during the week beginning October
next semester.-about it." He
be wonderful to someday see races 30. 1939. On Monday. December 4,
A pianoforte recital by students
Prof. N. R. Elliott, chairman of
won by bright plaid, striped, spotted, 1939, "Volpone." a Venetian comedy of John Shelby Richardson,
will be
the carden dav committee, an
pink and blue horses.
of social manners by Ben Johnson presented by the music department
nounced yesterday that approxi
will be produced. The Guignol at 8:30 p. m. Thursday, in Memorial
200 persons are expected to
Sorry, Bos
players will open in "R. U. R." a hall.
Lecture To Be One In Series mately a luncheon to be given rn
attend
A city manager in some small fantasy by Karl Capek on February,
Research On Sex Hormones
Of Dupre's Forums,
The program will be as follows:
day at the Union building in conOklahoma village yesterday hired a 12, 1940. This play concerns the
To Appear After
Kernel Campaign
Prelude In A Minor
The in- last phases of mechanized civilizanection with the University's annual
Bach
new official
Nine Years
Andante and Variation! In P Minor Hayden
The first outdoor concert of the
hound-chase- r,
garden day program.
determined tion in which man
dustrious
Margaret Purdom
has perfected
season will be presented by the UniDiscussion of the importance of
The program is scheduled to be
to make good, set out Immediately the manufacture of human beings, Prelude In E Minor
Mendelssohn
Dr. T. C. Sherwood, associate pro- versity band, under the direction of
and brought back a strange breed only to find that his products turn Impromptu In F Sharp Major ....A .. Chopin early diagnosis of tuberculosis will ein at 10:30 a. m. Friday with
Brahms
botanical garden and an fessor in the department of anatomy John Lewis, Jr., at 7 p. m. Thurscolored brown and white. He hauled in revolt and wipe him and his Rhapsody In B Minor McConnell
Jean Marie
highlight a round table radio dis- tour of the "Turf Culture and Con- and physiology, announced that a day, in the amphitheater behind
address on
it up to his boss and smiled proudPrelude from the Partita in O Major Bach
civilization out of existence.
cussion to be broadcast from 1:30 trol of CeAain Weed PHsU' by series of experiment with sex hor- Memorial hall.
ly. But the boss suddenly turned
The week of March 18, 1940, will Boiree dans Grande Minor .. ... Debussy
Chopin to 2:00 p. m. Wednesday from
Polonaise in C Sharp
The program selected follows:
period
red. It was the boss' mut.
the Clifford Runyon of Cincinnati, at mones covering a nine-yebe devoted to the sceneless, prop-les- s
Elizabeth Moore
11:30 in the Union.
Liszt University studios In the art center.
of research will be published in the World Evrnts March
Etude
Gounod
"Our Town." Thornton Wild-er- 's Lutlns In P flat Major
Prrludr to Faust
Following the luncheon at 1 p. m late summer, probably in the Amer- Thrr Nrjro Dances
Aubert
Take That!
Price
prize winning drama. "Reunion
- Lecuona
The program will Be one in a and a discussion of "Newer DevelopCorn
Exaltation
college gulping craze has In Vienna" Robert Sherwood's play Malaguena ... Alice Robertson
The
ican Journal of Physiology.
HadlcT
Sonc ol Marching Urn
programs being ments in Perennials, Their Use and
of forum
gulpers. A stu- made famous by Lunt
series
caught up with the
O Nc ill
The majority of these experiments Thrrf Graces
and Fontaine,
Mrs. McVey
dent in a western school termed will conclude the regular season. It
conducted by Dr. Huntley Dupre. Care." President and to a tea at have been on the effect of the sex The World Is Waituift for the Sunrise Mired
will welcome visitors
they will be performed during the week
other gulpers "sissies" because
professor of history. Doctor Dupre Maxwell Place.
hormone on basal metabolism and
gulped nothing much more than of April 22, 1940.
will lead the discussion.
hyperthyroidism. Dr. Sherwood has
4
collegian had
goldfish. The gallant
Also participating will be Dr.
b?en successful in producing a cure
big ideas of his own, essayed a horhyperthyroidism
for experimental
net and attempted to swallow it.
Four seniors of the college of ag Charles S. Cawood, health officer
with the natural hormone, and only
But the hornet was a stubborn bug
riculture were recently honored with of the Fayette County Health derecently, he has been requested by
All honor graduates of the Uniand bit him in the mouth.
fellowships, the extension depart partment. Dr. E. J. Murray, superversity ROTC who are applying for ment announced yesterday.
intendent of the Julius Marks
The Kentucky Archaeological so- the E. R. Squibb research laboratory
permanent appointment in the regMnrh Ado About Nothing
and Prof. Wilbur S. Heinz, ciety will hold Its regular monthly to repeat his experiments using Its
Grace Silverman. Brooklyn, N. Y.,
Bids for freshman caps for
When a California woman was in- ular army will be examined Friday, and Anna Louise Kelley, Lexington hygiene department.
meeting at 7:30 p. m. Friday, In the newly discovered synthetic sex hor-- !
the 1939-4- 0 school year will be
formed that she had inherited an May 19. by a visiting examining were
mone.
paper on lecture room of Pence hall.
Prof. Heinz will
home
awarded
received in the Kernel editorestate in Ireland she became very board. Officers of the regular army economics at fellowships in Vir the prevalence of read adisease in
on the
An illustrated lecture
Although the substances are enial office until Tuesday. May
the
the University.
enthusiastic, naturally, and left her who are on duty at the University
specific finds at the Adena Mound tirely different chemically, the re-- 1
23. Any merchant interested
housework to dash through the will also undergo the required an- ginia Roberson, Elizaville, and Mary Kentucky and the nation at large.
Montgomery county will be given suits showed that practically the!
in submitting bids or samples
The program is a phase of the in
Jane Braly, Madisonville, were given
necessary
procedure
making nual examination.
in
by William G. Haag, curator of the same cure could be effected. The'
are asked to communicate
claim. When all was done and she
The board consists of Colonel Lu- dietetic Internships at Price Hos- Kernel's educational drive against University museum and secretary-treasurwith Charles Parrish. 1418
only difference between the natural
pital, Cincinnati.
tuberculosis. Last month speakers
necessary papers she scru
had the
ther R. Poust and First Lieutenant
of the society.
telephone
Road.
Cochran
The awards were based upon j on the subject were heard by
tinized them closely to see how rich Frank W. Threadgill. both of the
This meeting is open to the pub- and the synthetic hormone was that
6505m.
the artificial one lacked the poCorps, U. S. Army, Fort
she was.
bers of five sororities and three
Medical
scholastic ability, and
lic and members are invited to
tency of the natural product.
I bring their friends.
She was wealthier by $4.66.
Hayes, Columbus, Ohio.
the department stated. ternlties.

GULLION

SLATED TO TALK

Educator To Address
Graduates; General
Billed For Alumni

C-- l,

Pershing Rifles Wins Meet At Dayton
For Seventh Victory In Eight Years
SUBCOMMITTEES

TO GIVEREPORTS

Unique Drill Given By

Open Meeting

Lens-haw-

Confederate Unit
At Dayton

Of CRSG

Setor Today

Body

Will Meet Today

King-Tate;

MORTAR BOARD

NAMESOFFICERS

LAMP AND CROSS

STUDENTS

CHOOSESLOWRY

TOHOLDRALLY

Margaret Purdom Is
Honorary's Head

.VJ

Union B oar d To Be Chosen

Entries Will Line Up
Wednesday Night
In Gym

KERNEL

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LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, MAY,

VOLUME XXIX

TUESDAY ISSUE

Scholarship Prize Won
By Colliver
SENATE FAVORS

LAW

best-kno-

Constitution Will Be
Discussed

well-kno-

8 NEWCOURSES

Sociology Department

seven--

Plans Classes

Guignol Announces

Program

Comment Corner

Members of the Student Union
board of directors will be elected
9 a. m. to 4 p. m. Thursday in the
Union. The entire student body U
eligible to vote in the election, the
first to be held.
Voters will select four of eight
nominees from Junior men. two 'A
four junior women nominees, two
of four sophomore men nominees,
and one of two sophomore women
nominees.
For the first time r.pxt year's
board will be student elected: last
year the board was appointed by
President McVey to facilitate the
speedy setting up and operation of
the Union.
The present board discussed aspirants and finally chose nominees
on the basis of:
1) scholastic standing
2 interest in Union activities
3) work done on Union committees
4
5

attitude
character

Each board member is chairman
of one of the Union committees and
report on committee
has made
members.
Duties of the board are to "prepare and administer
and
house rules . . . govern the activities and conduct of members, guests,
visitors
In the building." The
board "may expel or suspend members upon due notice and a public
hearing, deny the privileges of the
building and impose other penalties or conditions which it may consider necessary to enforce its bylaws, house rules, or other orders."
The Student Union constitution
provides for the means of nomination of candidates to the board.
It reads: "These members shaii be
nominated from th Union's service
committees by the board of directors serving at the time of selection."
Eligible junior men named jr;:
John H. Clarke, Vincent Fanelli.
Jimmy Howell. Freelon
Hunter,
Crittenden Lowry. James Wine,
Lloyd B. Ramsey, Robert Sweeney.
Four of these men are to be chosen.
Eligible Junior women are: Dorothy Hillenmeyer.
Dorothy
Jane
Nui. Mary Saunders. Su&an Jack-oc- n.
by-la-

...

Eligible sophomore men are: John
Coiuad. Maury Holcomb, Tom Jackson. Oscar Patterson.
Eligible fophomore women arf:
Frsiices Hannah. Jeau Marie McConnell.
The retiring board co.i.s'i." of
Rees, president. Ruth
Thomas

Johnston,

Ag Dance

Piano Students

Annual Garden Day
Slated For Friday

Present

Recital Thursday

Band

TB Will Be Topic

Sherwood's Finds
Will Be Published

Of Radio Broadcast

Outdoor Concert

Thursday Night

Fellowships Given
To Senior Women

Montgomery Relics
Will Be Discussed

Physical Exams

San-itoriu-

mem-charact-

Bids Asked
Of Freshman Cap

Merchants

secretary: Cntttndm

Lowry. Lloyd B. Rarrwey. Homer
Run-nelThompson. Arthur Plun-mer- .
Palmore. Mary Duncan. Faculty members are Prof. Sarah G.
Blanding. dean of wemen; Dr. T.
T. Jones, dean of mtn. and Prof.
M. E. Pitter. head of t.;e pavsical
education department.

Block and Bridle, agriculture
honorary, will give a dance on
Friday night at the Stock Judging pavilicn in honor of the society's new initiates. Admivteon of
23 certa will be charged for Cig
or couple.

Kampus
Kernels
Students from Carroll. Grant, and
Owen counties who expect to b
graduated in June are requested to
report to the publicity bureau in the
of the Administration
basement
building immediately.
Intramural soft ball teams havine
won three games are to have a
representative present at the drawing at noon Wednesday in the Intramural

office.

Members of ODK will meet at S
Thursday. Room 204, Union.

p. m.

Tuesday
Cwens

5 p. m. 204. Union.

Theta Sigma Phi picnic for senior
members. Members to meet at 4
p. m. in the Union.
Wednesday
Panhellenic council 4 p. m. 204.
Union.
John Y. Brown club 7 p. m. 2S.
Union. All students and staff invited.
Saturday
Bacteriology society annual picnic
1 p. m. Boonesboro beach. Charge:
30 cents a person.
Register with
Victor Ginsler before Wednesday, or
with Bacteriology librarian.

* ucoi uupy

THE KENTUCKY

Pae Two
only one victim of tuberculosis came to the
attention of I'niversitv medical authorities and
again this vear onlv one case has been rejoiied.
'1'hirtv
enl of all freshman women showed
Misitie tuberculin tests in W.'iU-S.- I
compared
with onlv ten jier cent this vear.
Such rapid and steads decline in the numlM'i
of tuberculosis cases has been the result of a
jiersisteni fight against the disease by medical
authorities, organized groups, interested individualsaided by government supxrt.
In 19.12. tests were given to University freshmen and subsequently these students were tested
as seniors to discover whether the same ones
had remained lulx ic ulin and whether others,
negative the first year, had contracted the disease
during the intervening time. Main students
who showed signs of tuberculosis as freshmen
were negative to the test as seniors, and others
contracted the disease during their college years,
proving that one individual is not necessarily a

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College Graduates
Have Good Chances
ma era I vears m;mv edti amis have
statin;; ihrir beliefs ihai a college degree
no longer assures the xtssessor ol a got! job.

For ilu'

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thai
nseqiicntlv the greatest problem lathe college student of todav is his ossihiliiy
in;
of sni- - tig employment iiMn graduation. As a
lesult. most of the pirturrs painted of the olle-ian'- s
future have Iteen rather dark in hue.
Now. however, conies a revealing rcjxirt from
the I'niied States office of education which
throws an entirely different and decidedly promising light on the subject. According to the
findings of this study, of the men and women
graduates who wanted jobs. ).") per cent are tem-iatior crmaitcntlv employed. Three-fifthhae nrrr i idle and onlv two per cent ol
the men and one er cent of the women have
ever U'cn on relief.
Wages and salaries, while still far Itcneath
'"good pax" level of the prosperous 2''s. arc not
exattlv discouraging. Oil lege men, the reorl
shows, earned an average of SI.SH the first year
alter graduation. At the end of the eighth year,
however, the average had risen to S2..1S5.
women averaged SI.fH.t2 the first year. Sl.otMi
the eighth.
Although these findings fall far short of
ihev surely serve to dispel some of the
loudsof jiessimisni and discouragement which
have been formed by persons not able to adjust
themselves 10 the rapidly changing limes in
which we are lining.
The rexirt proses that a college degree and
a college rd motion still mean a good
g
ileal to prospective emplovers, and, from a
of iew. are still decidedh worthpoint
while things to jtosscss. Consequently, the "dark"
future vshich so many picture for this June's
graduating class mav not turn out to lie so "daik"

On This Point Rests

Success Or Failure

conse-qticnil-

ihIii.

We've Got It Down-N- ow
Step On It
Most encouraging of results of the widespread
tulxTt ulosis campaign during the last 25 yea is
is lie almost unlxlievable dciline in the prevalence l he disease.
Figures of 1932.1.1 show lli.it twelve ascs
were repotted 011 ihe campus and, during ihe
vears following, from live to twelve cases were
tejxirted annually. On ihe other hand, last vear
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Editorial "We've dot

Loos Lile
By A

Down"

This

Gardenias

to Hoagy Carmichael
for his song "That's Right. I'm
Wrong."' evidently inspired by Kay
Kyser's famous line. A neat bit of
composing.

Observations
Friends and court pes of Anita
Dodge say she is definitely not a
child, as was inferred here not
long ago . . . Congrats to
Chio Joyce Hicks and SAE
Bob Stone . . . Jeanne Barker, a delightful combination of beauty and
brains
There's talk going 'round
about Artie Shaw for the Senior
Ball . . . seems we've heard sounds
like these somewhere before . . .
Not satisfied with three buttons on
collegiate' males are
their
going to be struggling with
jobs next fall . . . Ann Scott
dividing her time between Pete
g
Smith and Curly Rankin . . .
Jimmy Lewers is carrying a
silent torch for Cordelia Forrest
. . Wonder
how leng it will be
before the new K Club pins will be
seen on the persons of the feminine
gender? Although Miami's John
McFall hasn't been at UK for three
emesters, Mary Ellen Mendenhall
still carries around fond memories
of him in her Phi
nog
gin
. We think it is high time
pomeone called attenticn to the fact
that Kappa Gladys Dimock has been
faithfully courting Frank Dailey ever since she was a shy little freshman . . . Have you ever stopped to
consider the advantages offered by
the KD's pitch-dar- k
front porch
Adv.
. . . LXA Bob Scott is reportedly in love with Jean Megerle
again . . . and have you heard about
AGR Powerhouse Bert Mantle, who
slept through two different dates on
two successive evenings?
Victims
were Sara Fisher and June Mehne.
newly-pinne-

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d
by thousands at caretree tolle
cure
uians: ( 1 PatL everything carefully into yixi
trunks, boxes and haps. ( 2 ) Lotk. strap and
label
m dertly. (3) Phone or drop hv tht
Railway Hxprfss ortice and tell rhem u he
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bagcaee is practically home. Char.cn include puk-u- p
and delivery in all utn and
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low rates.
So when your holiday bae.ca.ee is ready, jusj phooe Raii sj ay Pxpkfsn to rail.
You can then board your train without a care in the world!

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Gl'EST COLUMNIST

No college, university, or school of journalism
Once upon a time there was a bunch of little boys enhas asked us to deliver a commencement or bac- gaged in a bloody-nose- d
rock fight. On one side was a gang
calaureate spiel to graduating columnists, but of tough kids whom the entire neighborhood looked on as
June week is