xt7stq5r8z7s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7stq5r8z7s/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19411007 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, October 7, 1941 text The Kentucky Kernel, October 7, 1941 1941 2013 true xt7stq5r8z7s section xt7stq5r8z7s ON PAGE TWO 11 Adolf HHler Entertains A Rather Unusual Guest HE ECentugky Kernel ON PAGE FOUR The Other SEC Teams Were Just Average Too UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY VOI I MF. XXXII LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, OCTOBER Z246 RATLIFF, Editor, Professors Will Address STARNES KUIPER, NAMED Two-DaEducation Conference TO COMMITTEES y Educators Groups ' " To Meet October 24 On UK Campus ' music education, philosophy of education, science In general education, physical education, vocational education groups; secondary school section of the association of the Kentucky Association of Colleges and Secondary Schools. The general session Friday morning will open at 9:30 with an organ prelude by Mrs. Lela W. Cullis. and an invocation by Dr. A. W. Fortune, pastor of the Central Christian church, Lexington. PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS Dr. T. A. Hendricks, dean at Berea college and president of the Kentucky Association of Colleges and Secondary Schools, will deliver the presidential address at 10 a.m.. followed by the three featured speakers. Wallace will speak on "Investment for Appearance;' Dr. Hanna will give an address on "The Conservation of Our Natural Resources and the Improvement of Instruc- tion;" and Dr. Perry will discuss i ne (conservation oi ror Human Resources and the Improvement of Instruction." There will be at group luncheon meetings following the morning session. Dr. Henry Hill, dean of the University, will preside at the dinner meeting, at which W. P. King, secretary of the Kentucky Education association, will give the invocation. Doctor Perry and Doctor Hanna will speak at the dinner meeting. Doctor Perry on "The Conservation of Morals in a Democracy." and Doctor Hanna on "Understanding our Southern Neighbors." i ..." 7 The eighteenth annual Education Conference and the seventh annual meeting of the Kentucky Association of Secondary Schools will be held at the University Friday and 'Saturday. October 24 and 25. The three principal speakers on the opening general programs of the two meetings will be Tom Wallace, editor of the Louisville Times; Dr. Paul Hanna. professor of education at Stanford university; and Dr. Ralph Barton Perry, professor f philosophy at Harvard university. The two groups will meet Friday morning in Memorial hall with Dr. Herman L. Donovan, president of the University, presiding, reconvening for a joint dinner meeting Friday at 8 p.m. in the Bluegrass room TOM WALLACE of the Student Union building. ORGANIZATION MEETINGS IVilI address Ed in alms confer-- ' Organization meetings in connection with the Educational Confer ence and the Kentucky Associa- - ' tion of Colleges and Secondary section National Association of Schools, which will hold special Teachers of French; Association of meetings during the two day con- - Church Related Colleges, and the ference are: the Kentucky Academy ' Special Education Association, of Social Science. Kentucky Asso-Sectional and group meetings Incut ion of Supervisors of Student elude those of the Art Education Teaching. Kentucky Registrars As-- 1 group. Business Education College sociation. Kentucky section. Mathe- - section of the association, commis-maticAssociation of America. sion on colleges and universities, Kentucky section. National Coun- - commission on secondary schools, cil of Mathematics Teachers: Ken- - j eastern Kentucky division of y section. National Council of lish Teachers, and the elementary Mathematics Teachers; Kentucky education, industrial arte, librarians. vL al j Eng-tuck- UK-Van- dy Tilt bonfire when the parade returns to the field behind the gym. Although caps are usually worn until November, it was announced that Homecoming is Homecoming even The Golden Jubilee of UK foot- at the first of October and the symball will be celebrated this week bol of inferiority will be burned as end when the Wildcats meet the usual. Commodores of Vanderbilt at 2 p.m. Head coaches who will be hon Saturday on Stoll field. Former ored during the weekend festivities coaches and "K men", and all Univer! are Jackie Thompson, first University men. graduates and ex students sity head coach. 1892-9W. R. who are no- - in military service, will Bass. 1898-6J. White Guyn. 1906-0be honored in a soecial program. P. P. Douglas. 1911; S. A. Boles. The annual Homecoming pep rally 1917: John J. Winn. 1923; Chet and Ab Kirwan. mil be held from 8 to 10 Friday Wynne. 1934-3right In the Alumni gym when present head coach. The assistant former University football coaches ccaches who will be honored are will be introduced by S. A. "Daddy" James Park. William Rodes. and Elmer T. Gilb. all of Lexington. Boles, director of athletics. Sorority and fraternity homecomd The cheerleader? ing decorations depicting the downwill appear for the second time toj fall of Vanderbilt will be judged lead old and new students in the Saturday morning. Cups will be erthodox University cheers. presented by SuKy for the best de The "Best Band in Dixie" will corations. provide the music for the rally and The "K Men Luncheon" for all will lead the parade through dom-n- "K Mn" and coaches will be held town Lexington Immediately after at 11:30 a.m. In the Lafayette hothe rally. tel. Invitations have been issued to ' more than 300 former letter men. Bemie Shively. head of the athIn the tradition of all Homecoming pep rallies, the blue Freshman letic department, announced. Hosts caps will be tossed into a blazing will be Lexington "K men." Program Planned -- 3; 9; 8; 7; newly-electe- the president , were- - Margaret Standards Group Will Be Elected Late Thursday The election of a representatives to the Student Standards mill be conducted committee from 4 to 5 p. m. Thursday. A representatives from women's rooming houses (including sororities, and one from women residing in Lexington will be elected in room 206. Union building. The election of a reresenta-tiv- c from the men's residence d halls mill be conducted in hall. In room 205. Union building, a representative from men's rooming houses 'including fraternities! and one from men students residing in Lexington, mill be elected. Kin-kai- 1 i ; A . - ti: I Picked to win by three or four Kentucky's touchdowns. Wildcat were able to score but one on Washington and Lee; the Kirwan men edged the Generals Saturday afternoon at Lexington. Va.. 0 Noah Mullins. fleet senior halfback, produced the game's only tal: ly when, early in the second period, he raced 63 yards down the sidelines to the General's goat Jun-i- e Jones supplied the extra point from placement. The Wildcats had taken the ball on the Kentucky 37 after Carl Althaus recovered Socha's fumble. Kentucky had earlier shaken Mullins loose on a touchdown Jaunt when they first , took possession of the ball after Bill Port wood and Alan fXrr blocked WtL punt. The play was nullified, '1 ; K. however, when the officials spotted a Kentucky man pushing. SCORE CANCELLED Another Wildcat score in the second quarter was cancelled on a backfield in motion penalty. Bob Herbert tore through center and his way 27 yards to the goal-lin- e, DR. CHARLES F. KREWSON but again the officials in ihrmistry de intervened. Re.sitin.s Twice the Wildcats came within partment. whispering distance of the Generals' stronghold without avail. Aftr MuQins' jog had been erased, the Blue and White aggregation drove, to the WkL five, but here the attack expired and the Generals took the ball. Again in the closing mfn-utof the game, runs bv Allen and Kuhn brought the Wildcats from their 43 to the W&L seen. The game ended before Kentucky could push across a counter. Washington and Lee never threatened, their closest effort ending on the Kentucky 27 yard line. Th Generals were thrown for losses repeatedly by the hard --charging Ken- tucky line, and their total yards Three motions to prevent service gained in rushing came only to 47. of sumons on University officials. no SPARKLE defendants in the suit of Charles Eubank. Louisville negro youth de- eJT,w,hJch wa? Tr,tnesf,i optviwwio. l.fcOl . iranHinD a rim ice inn a thtm TTnivail- - VJ W btcause v BIKJ Ot ill ho Rear-ty. in rririiit m.rt here Saturday. ments. which cost Kentucky 80 The motions, filed in the Fayette yards always seemed to come at circuit court Friday by State At- crucial moments for the Wildcats. torney General Hubert Meredith, The outstanding play of stated no grounds for the requested noon was contributed by the afterthe WL action. line. With guarding Defendants named in Eu bank's the ramparts from port to starpetition which was entered Septemboard, the Virginians gave way but ber 13 are Dr. Herman L Donovan, reluctantly to Kentucky thrusts. president of the University; Leo W. Lillard Ailer and Bill Gray were the Chamberlain registrar; and Judge defensive stars of the Generals. Richard C. Stoll. chairman of the Kentucky's backs performed capof ably, with most of the honors going Eubanks asked the court to issue to Mullins. Jones. Kuhn, and Hamhtm a writ of mandamus compelling mond. The Wildcats were woefully University officials to issue him a inept in the passing department, permit of registration. gaining only 18 yards on two passes out of seven attempted. The Generals made 36 yards on 7 passes completed out of 20 attempts. VANDT STRENGTH The affair, which should have served as a tightener for the Wildcats' meeting with Vanderbilt Saturday, showed that a lot of work must be put in between now and the Homecoming session on Stoll field. Vandy revealed unsuspected Lloyd H. Ramsey, arts and strength when they trampled Tennessee Tech 42-- 0 Saturday In their sciences senior was appointed cadet colonel of the University Reserve first game the Commodores defeatOfficers' Training Corps regiment, ed Purdue The lineup of the it was announced yesterday by Col. game: Howard Donnelly. Kentucky i7i ti) WaiAiKften w i Cadet Col. Ramsey, of Lexington. Pnrtwood I. Brown is a member of Scabbard and Blade Jnhnaon Lr .. Purmari Beelrr LO PaO'.aa honorary military fraternity, and Hulptte C Little page plavs forward on the varsity basketBrrk RO Orar Wood ball team. RT Donovan Attributes Third Resignation Rat-Uf- f, rut'; Salary OF KENTUCKIAN tax. admission to all Union sub scription dances, including Saturday night's dance will be increased 10 percent. Bill Penick, Union board president, said yesterday. The $1 admission to Saturday night's homecoming dance, sponsored by the Lexington alumni club, will not be affected by the tax. Bill Cross' Blue and White orchestra will play for this dance. The new federal defense tax law. passed two weeks ago and enforced October 1. will affect both Union dances and Guignol theater admissions. The Guignol has raised its season ticket price from three dollars to $3.50 each, it was learned yesterday. "Under Section 540 of the new revenue act, dances sponsored by educational institutions are no long er exempt from the 10 percent federal admission tax." Penick said. The regular Union hops will their 50 cent admission, stag or couple, Vith the Student Union building assorbing the tax, Penick added. For the Bluegrass ball, first foimal dance of the year scheduled for Oc tober 25. admission will be increased to cover the tax. The new advance price will be $1.35. couple or stag and the door price. $1.65. First prices scheduled were $1.25 and $1.50 respectively. Jimmie Lunceford, popular negro orchestra, will play for the Blue-graball. TO BE CHOSEN Kinnaird Resigns; Picture Schedule Listed For Week Kinnaird, associate editor of the Kentuckian. University yearbook has resigned, leaving a posiDave Mr 38-y- i Dr. Krewson leaves for Philadel phia, Pa., where he will act as research chemist in the Eastern Regional Research laboratory of the United States Department of He received his doctor's degree from the University of Wisconsin in 1940. Previous to that he obtained his M. S. degree at the University while on the staff. In addition to membership in the American Chemical society, and the American Pharmaceutical association. Dr. Krewson is a member of Phi Lambda Upsilon. honorary chemical. Sigma Xi. honorary sci entific, and Phi Sigma, honorary biological societies. Dr. James L. Gabbard and Dr. Robert Henry Baker, who have also resigned, have accepted positions at Michigan State Normal college university, and Northwestern MOTIONS FILED AGAINST SERVICE Court To Hear Three Motions In Eubank Suit Dance Petitions Due In Dean's Office Before Noon Friday OLrta-- a Seay Will Speak - j."". 42 RAMSEYTOIIEAD Team Hits The tfoad iROTC REGIMENT " Ammons, Dr. Miles To Deliver Talks "Debunking Football" will be the 's subject of football coach Ab speech before the Y Freshmen club at 7 p. m. today In the V lounge of the Student Union building, it was announced yester-dow- n 1 Donnelly Reports Other Promotions :,l Kir-wan- day by Anne Morrow, YWCA secre-thoutary, yesterday, At the same times Bob Ammons, Kernel editor, will speak to the Sophomore commission on "Free- dom of Soeech on the Campus", and Rev. Robert W. Miles, of the Firs' Presbyterian church, will lead a discussion on "Religion" at the enior fellowship meeting. After the group meetings the YWCA and YMCA cabinets will meet in the Y offices. The Interracial group of the Y met at the home of Dr. and Mrs. E. G. Tiimble, advisors, last night to discuss their program for the coming year. Jean EWers and Glenn Moh-ne- y were in charge of the meeting. 0. Kentucky-Washington-L- K ' - .y ' ee . - -. . PoHpt m t Junior-S- linnt.naniw,lnnal. Pfr - iinill ix. DlrtCK. jr.. LXllllSVllie: JO- seph A. Gayle. Lexington: William D. Maxedon. Lexington: and Albert J. Spare. Covington. The cadet major is James I. Potts. Shelbvville. Tenn. Cadet captains are: Lynn Allen. J. J. Arcndeacon. David A. Brow Jr.. JoseDh W. Dunlan Kenneth Fne'ard. Leonard F. Greathouse. Russell L Gresham. Claude E. Hammond. Harrv K. Hauge. Richard S. Hulette. Robert D. Montondo. R. Patterson. Rovce R. Tay- lor. Jr. Cadet first lieutenants are Eu- gene B. Bryant. Charles R. Burton. Sam Carlirk. Glenn A. Harnev. Chnrles R. Jones. Addison W. Lee Rov R. May Jr.. George P. Nollau. T? n Krt Plaira ITarmn ..k. ..... . oi ntjiirri i. onownen. ieorge w. Srhleeel. Cecil P. Tavlor Jr.. and William A. Tucker. . Welsoa JB I.H RH PB Allan " ""kI',,.,,,; wn irr i A!lwr Rg Caraliera Ruswll McPnra Pmcic 7 Kentucky, l: Jonrs. 7 M'lllma. Pt.et MORTAR BOARD TOSELMUMS An-tho- ODK To Sell Tags At All Home Games Omicron Delta Kappa, men's honleadership fraternity, will sponsor tag sales for all home games season, it was announced by this Jim Johnson, Trophies will be given to the sorority and fraternity selling the most tags, and a prize will be awarded the independent with the highest sales. Profits from the sales will be used to make up a field house fund. Tags may be obtainded at the Union information desk, or at Prof P. D. Mclntyre's office on Wednesday, it was announced, and receipts must be turned in by Tuesday following the game. es OF SUMMONS re-tu- in ""' f side-stepp- tion open for a Junior with a standing of at least 1.4. Applications should be turned In to The Kernel business office. The yearly salary of the position is $50. Staff appointments will be made at a meeting of the Board of Student Publications Friday. Pictures for the Kentuckian are being taken this week and part of next week in the basement of Memorial hall. The official schedule for the picture taking is: Today: Zeta Tau Alpha. Kappa Tau Omega. Kappa Kappa Gamma. Wednesday: Delta Chi, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Kappa Delta, Phi Sigma All organizations desiring to give Kappa. dances the first semester are requested to submit petitions to the Thursday: Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Dean of Men's office before noon Triangle. Phi Kappa Tau, Alpha Friday, according to Joe Gayle, Delta Pi. chairman of the social committee. Friday: Chi Omega, Delta Zeta. Phi Delta Theta. Saturday: juniors and seniors. Monday: Alpha Gamma Rho, Sigma Chi. Alpha Xi Delta, Sigma Nu. Archaeologists To Meet the Bureau of School Service, will Tuesday: Oct. 14: Pi Kappa AlThe Kentucky Archaeological so- speak to the Grant County Teach pha. Delta Delta Delta, juniors, ciety will hold its first meeting for ers association Thursday on the seniors. season at 7:30 p.m. Fri- "Proposed Constitutional the 1941-Wednesday, Oct. 15: Miscellaneous. day, inp room 201, Pence hall. ss 7-- T). PRICES Charges IJgi Penalties Nullify Two UK Markers; Three Cats Injured Dr. Krcwson To Do Research In Government laboratory psychology, professor associate Ladies, Gentlemen' FOOTBALL COACH 'Pop' Has Said For A Decade TO BARE SECRETSi -- ' 1; and John Kuiper, head of the philosophy department, to the Student BILL PENICK Standards committee and W. Gayle To Low Explains hike in Union dame Starnes, assistant director of Univer- prices. sity extension, to the Board of StuAnother University chemistry prodent Publications. fessor. Dr. Charles F. Krewson, resigned yesterday making a total of Beverly W. Duncan, engineering three who have left the department junior from Ashland was selected DEFENSE TAX since September 1. as student representative to the "We wouldn't have lost any of Athletic Advisory board by Presi- WILL INCREASE these men if we could have paid dent Donovan. them decent salaries," Dr. Donovan All appointments will be approved declared. by the SGA at the next meeting DANCE "Dr. Krewson" Pres. Donovan said, October 16. At this meeting stu"has secured a much better salary dent members of the committees with the government. He is the third Union Hop will also be appointed. chemistry which the Will Remain Same; professor of lost to other colleges University has and the government since SeptemNEW ASSOCIATE Guignol Affected ber 1 because of the low salaries it Is Because o fthe new federal defense compelled to pay instructors." GAME DEDICATION Preceding the game Dr. Herman L. Donovan, president of the University, will make a short talk in honor of the University men now in military service. It is to these men that that the game is dedicated. The services will be broadcast from the Stoll field over radio stations WLAP, Lexington; WLW, Cincinnati; WHAS. Louisville; and WSM. Nash of the ville. Col. Howard military science department will present flag ceremonies. The former coaches, will sit on the sidelines with the team.' will be presented to the crowd during the half. A reception for the alumni, students, and friends of the University will be given Immediately after the game at Maxwell Place by President and Mrs. Donovan. Festivities will be closed by the dance from 9 to 12 Saturday night in the Bluegrass room of the Union building. More than 550 persons are expected to attend the final event. Admission is SI per couple. Miss Marguerite McLaughlin has charge of arrangements for the dance. only one instance of real trouble in his entire lifetime. A few years ago competitor ata certain would-b- e tempted to drive him from his night location at the corner of Maxwell and Limestone streets. But "Pop" refused to leave. Whereupon the aggressor, who. according to "Pop, was a very big man knocked himl and drew a knife. But "Pop," small, was quick. He drew his gun and fired. Both men were taken to the has- pital and "Pop's" assailant died. So charges were brought against "Pop." but when the case came to a trial, he was dismissed, as the action hadi been made in self defease. "Pop" went back to his candy stand and now uninterrupted, remains a traditional part of the; ladies, University with his "How-d- o how-d- o gentlemen." I - 6 Wildcats Edge Generals As Mullins Scores Once In Sparkless 7-- 0 Game President Herman L. Donovan completed appointments to all Student Oovernment committees this week with the exception of the Student Loan committee. This committee will not be selected until the bill is approved by the Board of Trustees. Appointments made this week by 'How-Do- , By BETTT PCGH "How-d- o ladies, how-d- o gentlemen," has characterized "Pop," the University candy man. for 14 years. "Pop." whose full name is W. T. McHstton is 78 years old and has been selling candy on the campus since March 6. 1929. The candy business, according to fcim, is a profitable one. He first established his stand in 1928, after being laid off at the tobacco warehouse in which he was employed. lTnable to find steady employment. "Pop" took all the money he had which amounted to exactly $3 20, nd bought some candy, chewing gum. and apples to sell to the ware- house employees. On the fifth day. his new enter- prise yiPld"d slightly over $14 in profit, so "Pop" decided to become candy man for life. However, complications set in when the warehouse shut down and "Pop" was forced to hunt a new location for his business. It was thr n that he set up his tand at the University, under the tree in front of the Armory. He has remained on the campus ever unce and is now by the entrance to the Alumni gymnasium. The old gentleman has many interesting experiences to tell. While he was located in front of the Armory, he made friends with a large squirrel, whom he named Billy. "Pop" fed Billy peanuts, and even occasionally turned his bark and let Billy help himself, a tricfcvnlch rever failed to amuse the students. "Pop" and Billy were such good friend? that several times Billy followed him home at night. The lareest sale "Pop" ever made was when he sold 100 ice cream cones to a professor, mho had ju.st returned to the University after a leave of absence. "He set up cones for ell the students in t!f gym." Pop" explained. A mild tempered man. "Mac" as h is sometimes called, remembers - I Uni-veisi- ty To Top Weekend; ' it Duncan Is Chosen Student Delegate To Athletic Board University's Golden Football Jubilee Will Be Celebrated At Homecoming . NUMBER 7, 1911 f . orary i TiiiiTraiMti jaii THEY WILL JUDGE JERSEYS ON JAUNT THROUGH STATE Members of the University rattle judging team which left Lexington yesterday for a tour through western Kentucky are, left to right. Don Kelis. Tommy )tv. Elmer Hixsnn. Cril Lur-ketand faculty adviser Dr. Fordyce Ely. The team consists of Elmer Hix- son, Scott county: Cyril Luckett. "" nvw-itUUJH XUIIIIIIV JUa1J. 1UIU" ii" U1U A.J .1CLUUU mill LIE. National Dairy show being held in way: and Don Kells. Williamstown. h with the fair Dr. Fordyce Ely. head of the dairy col- Memphis, Tenn.. October 11 to 18. department of the agrictiltnr They will make a tour oi dairy farms lege, will accompany them. in western Kentucky before arriving Approximately 1.000 head of the in Memphis Saturday. nation's best dairy cotfle will be ex- -- Mid-Sout- l.ACAA , ' Members of Mortar Board, senior ,n kflrirshin hnnnrar WOmen'S . . to game time Saturday at the Phoenix and Dunn's drug stores. Union building, Patterson hall and at the gates of StoU field. Giant mums and corsages decor-atein the colors of both the d versity and Vanderbilt will be or. sale at 25. 50 and 75 cents. In order that flight training may Profits from the sale will be used be started this week, all students for campus services which include hibited at. the show, and there will whose names appear on the CAAl.k w. .V, Miiiuw imucisiuu coiuerencc on be dairy equipment and agricultural bulletin board in the armory should parliamentary procedure a movie see uoionel Howard Donnellv at CAIlllllj LI ail IV11IUC.. t lint Ul Utlll.V once to receive their physical ex-- 1 party for freshmen, a "smarty" parcattle from Kentucky is to be ty for junior women with 3 standand" text' insurance, amlnations. tered in the contest. The cow pir-ings, and other books. tured above will not be entered in Fraternities will be solicited FrifTvrnin? elapses mill the dairy show, uui u. one u.sej ior start at 7 p. m. day for orders, and atHance aiders Judging purposes on the experiment H B. Mobre's Mondav. with Prof. will also be taken at the Union In class in Civil Air station farm. Regulations. White hall. formation desk. t, The state dairy cattle judging team of the University left yesterday Civil Pilot Training Will Start This Week Profits From Sale To Aid In Program ' - at * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY FUELUHID GEM WEEKLY DURIHO SXC.PI HOLIDAYS OR PKKlODe XAMMATlON E.muc.,, m tb Post Offte at wcoca ci.M mtttn und the Act of M.rcfa l?k. . PaT HaNAUER M MKMBER MPMiumo 9am matiomm. nmtMi J"TTt' av btoAMte Av. 4IOMAHMN . . i ki.to.ik. r.c - SUBSCRIPTION AU Y, cpaioni of the wrttrrt thrmtrlrrt. reflect tht opinio o The Kernel. cm 2Z? KIM UNDERWOOD - RATES i.M o fMW- mm etgned artirln mnt column mre Who's That Back There? Editor JOHN ED PEARCE VICE OF THE PEOPLE Features Tig funny PAT SNIDER BETTY PUGH THE EDITOR'S CORNER by Bob Amnions Adolf Hitler Entertains A Visitor "Who's here?" Adolf Hitler raised up on one elljovt- and peered through the pale green light whiih the big liedroom at Berrhiesgaden. II seemed as if soinone was standing in the gloom of of the farthest corner. "Who's there," he whispered, slipping his hand under his pillow and groping for the heavv blatk Luger. "Come out here or I will rail the guard." "Now, there's no need of that." tame had the soft answer. "I'm not going to hurt oii. just want to talk to you a few minutes." Slowly the shadow moved forward and Adolf Hitler gripped the Luger lightly as it took form I jat-meate- d 1 befoie his bed. It was a short squatty man wearing a hat. He stood there in a slumped position and rested one hand in I he flap of his coat. "Good evening Adolf Hitler" he said. I'm sure you rerognie me." In the bad ground a table staded high with books and maps looked like a tastle with high three-cornere- d ramparts. "Yes," said Adolf Hitler. "I know vou." Adolf squirmed a little in the bed as the man looked down quietly. "Vou know," said the man, "we have had quite and I think we can talk plainly to each oilier." "That's right" replied Adolf Hitler, relaxing his grip on the revolver. "I have read a lot about you and I have learned many lessons from you. I have followed your career closelv." "Well, I have come here to warn you. You are a bit in common " ? making rnistale." ' "Mistake!" Der Fuhrer spit out the word. "I make no mistakes. Who are you, anvwav," he sneered, "to tell anyone about mistakes?" "Yes, I know," said the little man. "I know I nnce'had the same ideas how you feel, myself. It's a sort of disease I guess, and it lakes away your common sense. Yes. Adolf Hitler, you are making the same mistake I made. You are going too far." The'little man looked wearv. "Too far." Der Fuhrer sniffed. ' a "You ihink your new blitz war has the other armies stumped, but they will soon be t aiding up with you. You can not keep your new tat tits a secret .and they soon will be able to meet ou on equal foting. I know, because it to me." Dei Fuhrer sniffed again. "You have drained your (ountrv's resources, juid you vion will begin to feel it." The German sat up in bed, the mnstt-- s popping out on the side of his jaw as thev did when he was "You were not me," sneered the man with the mustache. "And now, you yourself are. weakening," the little man drawled on. The signs are already showing. Your calculations cm the conquest of Russia were wrong. You have made your first serious error. You are slipping, Adolf Hitler. "You are now face to fare with the most serious problem of your life, because you have not learned what I learned only too late. And that is you can never beat the People. "Already I can see it and you can see it. In Belgium they are beginning to nimble against you. The Cechs are stirring. The Rumanians are forming their secret societies again. The, flood is gaining on you, Adolf Hitler. "Executing a few Slavs will not help. Sending a few Poles to your concentration camps will not stop it. Adolf Hitler, the flood is rising. The torrent will soon be too strong for you." Der Fuhrer sat up in bed, his muscles straining. "You are slipping, Adolf Hitler, because you have not learned what I found out 2r years ago. You ran crush governments if you are able and you tan burn capitals. You can pillage towns and send the leaders away to exile, but there is one thing you can nex'er keep down Adolf Hitler, and that is the People. They will always be there, a rumbling, threatening ..." . "You lie!" screamed Der Fuhrer. "You lie! You lie!" He jerked out the Luger and fired ai the shadow of the man at the foot of his bed. But there was nothing there. the hall. A knocking at the door. "Is everything all right?" said an anxious voice from outside. "Is something wrong?" Adolf Hitler turned on the Jight. "No," he said. "Nothing wrong." He'went over to the pile of books and charts. "Has that new map of Moscow come in yet?" A rush in Shorts... Headline in a New York paper 520,000 Dope Seized on Docks." Harvard man, no doubt. Milwaukee papers recently carried a headline reading "Breweries Have High (Income per Invested Capital." This is one profession where you live off the vat of the land. " hap-jjene- d An army release states that the army makes few exceptions in allowing enlisted men to have dogs in camp, and those that are permitted must Ik-- dipped as a sanitary precaution. It must be confusing to the dogs being accepted by the armv onlv to be defurred. making a seech. "Your army is too big, Adolf Hitler, but ii There's nothing wrong with Italy that a good isn't big enough. It will grow until it is unwei'dv tidal wave won't cure. but it still will not be large enough to hold all tommies you have conquered. had the biggest If this is Indian summer, we'd just as soon ' artnv on the continent, but I failed." ihev'd give it bad to the Indians. 1 Ws Settled: A Curve Curves I Probobly the silliest business we've run across in a long long while is -- Curves --Oh the recent Yes - It - Do - Oh - No - It Don't affair that a couple of weekly magarjnes have devoted so muchat-- u nUon to. Thanks to Dr. Albright and P. J. Rice of the Case School in Cleveland who had Bobby Feller toss some of his Lana Turner ten pilches their way we can take it from them that a curve curves and no more nonsense. I'm surprised that those Freudian fellows and the never got around to playing tenor baseball when nis, gcif . ping-pon- g they were a bit younger and less Maybe if they had they wouldn't be so sure that everything they see is just a figment of the imagination. If we keep at them maybe in ture we will be able to convince them that the Brooklyn Dodgers tire not an oDtical illusion either... optical-illusionis- ts Spiking of dem bums, de uder day one disgusted Brooklyn rooter f railed at de Yanks. "Aw dem gyse lc so dumb dey tink dey are playin' a bull club dey oughta have more refperk for natinul hero." OOIS ON THE SHEI.r This seems to be the season of rebiith for all the old literary gods of the last decade with James T. Virginia Farrell, Woolf. Aldous Huxley, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ben Cain, and Thomas Hecht. James M. WITNESS Bv Bob IWkkk Wolfe all making or about to make features the King and his boys their appearances on the lending themselves. library shelves. It seems that the song pluggers manage to main wel!rread as they bang out their jukebox Juice. Witness such borrowed titles as How Grern Was My Valley, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Out Of The Night, This Above All and Jimmy Dorsey's soon to be released platter of What Makes Sammy Run . . Incidentally there are movies being made arcund each of these bests. BOOKS ON THE SCREEN Movie fans are in for a wonderful season. Witness such item as these coming up: King's Row from H. Bellaman's novel i. The Male Animal from Thurber and Nugent , Swamp Water (Vereen Bell's tale). The Eagle Suandron (an epic of Walt D's new the RAF i. Dumbo lonelei. Reap the Wild Wind 'panoramic tale of the Westi. The Man Who Came To Dinner the Broadway hit i. a new Henry Aldrich. Andrew (Dal ton The Remarkable Trumbo's fantasy i. a new W. C Fields full length funny, the screening of Michael Aden's Robin Hood character. The Falcon.. T That man - around - the - nation, Orson Welles, is laying out a series of musicais devoted to the lives and times of truly American artists in the popular mu.si