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Survey says

Because of an eight-way
tie for most
memorable rail, a
new one has been
created. Select
answers are shown
below to certain
questions contained
in a random survey
of students on
campus yesterday by
Norton Forhumoronly
Deceptions & Co.. a
branch of Duey.
Chetham and Howe.

85 percent of
respondents admitted
to drinking within the
last two weeks.

63 percent said they
have made funny
noises at an animal
on or near campus
this month.

99 percent of those
leaving this summer
say they will miss
either ToIIy-Ho or K-
Lair.

45 percent think they
will go through
symptoms of
crossword denial.

67 percent confessed
they have drank or
been drunk on
campus in the past
year. (Note: 85
percent of those 67
percent were under
21.)

l percent of respondents
can not tell the
difference between a
skirt and shorts.

74 percent have been
moderately offended
by “Left of Center"
at some point this
semester. Sorry!

85 percent have been
caught staring by a
member of the
opposite sex.

32 percent admitted to
tripping, stumbling or
twisting their neck
while staring at a
member of the
opposite sex.

4 percent actually
enjoyed being
searched while
entering
Commonwealth
Stadium. Don't ask.

34 percent are closet 'N
Sync, Hanson or the
Backstreet Boys
listeners.

84 percent of male
respondents felt
guilty for lusting over
an automobile while
dating someone.

8 percent thought my
name was an alias
because my last
name backward says
"Not Ron." Thanks
mom and dad!

2 percent said their only
friends were the
people who worked
the UK-VIP phone
lines. Hint: It’s a
recording!

Thanks for the criticism
both constructive and
positive. Hope your
days were better
with a bit of humor
and novelty. Thanks
for a great year.

- RON NORTON

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Ambassadors selected for Arts and Sciences

Newly selected eleven excited about helping in the fall
orientation, other events to bring students into UK fold

By Chris Pedigo
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

The College of Arts and Sciences is
preparing for a new level of student leader-
ship by choosing 11 students to represent
the school in its new Student Ambassador
Program.

“The students will help to represent
the College of Arts and Sciences in the
community,“ said Christine Blake. coordi-
nator of the program.

The ambassadors will help in the Stu-
dent Services ofﬁce. at fall orientation and
on Merit Weekend. by directing people and
answering any questions about the college.
Blake said.

"It was amazing how many of the stu-
dents. in their interviews, said they want
ed to give back to the college." said Adri-
etme McMahan. assistant dean of student
affairs in the college.

The ambassadors will also represent
the college in community service pro—

grams. The program is geared toward pro
moting a college and community bond by
participation at alumni receptions. meet~
ings and other events.

“Ambassadors get to meet and work
with other people. develop leadership and
communication skills. and gain a better
understanding of the (‘ollege of Arts and
Sciences.“ Blake said.

One of the new ambassadors. Doug
Tabeling. said he wanted to become a stu-
dent ambassador to represent the college.
UK and because he enjoys talking to.
working with and helping out other peo-
ple.

“I am excited about working with the

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The team

It's harder than you think leading all those cheers at the
ball games; just ask the national-champion cheerleaders

By Stefan Hendrickson
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

All guys who want to attend UK ath-
letic events. hang out with cheerleaders.
and can lift a small girl above their head
with only one arm should check in to the
UK cheerleading team and their open
tryouts.

With six national championships this
decade. including the last ﬁve consecutive-
ly. the UK cheerleading squad has become
one of the dominate athletic programs of
the NCAA.

Every year, they regroup in the fall for
the first of their biannual tryouts open to
the general student population.

Anyone can go through the process of
trying out. but rest assured coach Saleem
Habash is looking for a few individual
characteristics.

“The basic requirements we look for
are backgrounds in gymnastics and parts
ner stunting." Habash said.

“We also look for athleticism. appear-
ance. a good all-around appeal. enthusi-

great people throughout the (‘ollege of
Arts and Sciences and the other ambas-
sadors." 'l‘abeling said.

“We hope the ambassadors will help
bring the College of Arts and Sciences and
its students closer together." McMahan
said.

The ll ambassadors are Rebecca
Brinkcr. Meghan (‘hesnuL Morgan Ellis.
Mary ()reaver. Jason .lohnson. Jamie
Kemp. Courtney Reynolds. Sarabeth Ro-
driguez. Julie Sander. Doug Tabeling and
Tina Webb.

“The excitement of the College of Arts
and Sciences has all the ambassadors very
excited." ’l‘abeling said.

astn. and those who are. comfortable in
front of a crowd."

It takes more than just athletic skills.
though. to get fans into the game and mo-
tivate players to play their best.

The job requires charisma and sufﬁ-
cient communication skills to interact
with the crowd.

"()ur cheerleaders are judged on their
communication skills." Habash said. “so
we make an interview part of the formal
tryout process.

“It is simply a test of how well they
can get the attention of the fans and com-
municate with them."

Communication is not the only chal-
lenging aspect of being a UK cheer-
leader. Although no female member of
the Blue squad, the varsity squad of the
UK team. is taller than 5-foot-2 or weighs
more than 115 pounds. do not let that
fool you. Their work schedule is no cake
walk.

“We usually practice two to three
times a week for about two and a half
hours per practice.“ said Habash. who has

Nursing sophomore Brandy Compton
(left) hoped to return to the squad she
was forced to leave this year because of
stress fractures in each of her legs.

PHOTOS BY JAMES CRISP I KERNEL STAFF

Management freshman Tye Chastain
(above), from San Diego, practiced
stunts that involved lifting other con-
testants.

Contestants watched as Megan Sarver, of Parkersburg, Vl.Va., displayed her gymnastic abilities.

coached the last three l'K championship
teams and was a member of the 1996
squad.

“They are required to work out at
least three times a week."

All the effort is to be able to watch the
UK Squad raise the championship trophy
every January. This has become some
What of a tradition for I'K fans. alumni.
and t0 the cheerleaders themselves.

Being the champion means being the
hunted.

The cheerleaders must constantly
push themselves to keep their skill and
performance at the championship level.

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“We expect to win the championship
again come this January but we know
that there are a lot of people wanting to
take our place.” ITK cheerleader and mar-
keting freshman (‘arrie Napier said.

“Which is why we have to be willing
to give 110 percent all the time.

“liven people on the White squad are
ready to take your place if you falter. It‘s a
constant challenge."

So to he the best. you have to beat the
best.

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team is the best team in the land.

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free. and the clinic office hours

i First year is hell, second year much better,
i" third year you wish it wouldn’t end

By Sarah Oltrzynslti

EONIRIEUTING within

For those who are curiotis
about what law school is really
like. here‘s the inside scoop
from law students to shed sotne
light on what it‘s all about.

"I thought it'd be like the
‘I’aper t‘hase.‘ very competi-
tive students and tough profes-
sors." said Jason (His. :1 first
year student.

He found that law school
wasn't like that at all. (his de-
veloped a camaraderie with the
other students. he said. When
someone has a bad experience
in class. he said. no one usually
says anything except in jest.

“You have to be friends
with these people. because yott
see the same people all the
time." (his said. Law school is
similar to high school. The
small community. about 150
students per graduating class.
can be found every day in the
same building. The college runs
on a bell systetn. indicating be»
ginning and end of classes. Be
fore classes. tnany students can
be found at lockers retrieving
books for their next class. Law
students also have assigned
seats and men a formal (lance
similar to a prom.

“You come full circle from
grade school to law school."
this said.

this said the hardest adv
justtnent he had to make frotn
undergraduate to law school
was having homework every
night withottt fail and having
to go to class every day. It is es-
sential for law students to keep
up with assigned readings. Stu-
dents who don‘t risk being
called on and embarrassed in
front of classt‘nates.

"You have to read for
class.“ said Laurie Warnecke. a
thirdyear law student. “If you
get called on and you are not
prepared. you are sunk."

'l‘he professors hardly lec-
ture. this said. They use the SO»
cratic method. posing questions
to students and forcing them to
defend their answers.

It is not enough to be phys-
ically present. your mind must
be there. too. this said he
learned what becomes of stu-
dents who "zone out" during
class. A professor asked a ques—
tioti that (His didn't even hear.
he said. He was sharply repri—
manded and embarrassed when
called on and he didn‘t know
the question. mttch less the an-
swer. he said.

Law professors are people.
too. Warnecke said. Professors
will help you choose classes.
help with job recommenda-
tions. and help deal with the
stress of law school. she said.

The key is to ask.

"Professors (William) For-
tune and (Allison) Connelly are
excellent examples of profes-
sors who really care about
their students and will go the
extra mile to help you.“ War-
necke said.

Law students spend sub
stantial amounts of time
studying.

“For each 50-minute class.
expect to do between one anti a
half to two hours of reading
and studying.“ Warnecke said.

While it is important to go
to class and be prepared. it does
not directly affect your grade.
There are no quizzes or
midterm exams. Law students
have one final exam at the end
of the semester that determines
their grade.

to expand services to Lexington community

BLSarab Okrzynslti

CONTRIBUTING WRITER

The College of Law Legal
Clinic is wrapping up its sec-
ond year of operation and is
looking to expand its practice
in the new millennium.

When the clinic first
opened in the fall of 1997. it pri-
marily did legal work for the
elderly who could not afford
council. said professor Allison
Connelly. director of the clinic.

Now the clinic serves the
elderly. HIV patients and any-
one who needs legal representa-
tion but can not afford it. except
UK students. Connelly said.

UK students pay a $3.25 fee
as part of their tuition each se-

mester to Student Government
Association. said Nate Brown.
SGA president.

Part of that fee provides
student legal services from an
outside lawyer. which keeps
the clinic from taking students
on as clients. Connelly said.
She said she would like the
clinic to take over providing
legal services front SGA.

"1 like the idea of students
helping students." she said.

SGA is in favor of the
change. Brown said. for three
reasons. It will give UK law
students practical experience.
it would free up thousands of
dollars for other SGA services
because the clinic services are

offer more flexibility for stu«
dents to fit appointments into
their schedules.

“Apparently. one of the
seven justices who must vote
on this change says he does not
foresee any problem with this
going through." Brown said.

In addition to expanding
its clientele. the clinic is ex-
panding its office space. Its
new address will be three
houses up the street at 630
Maxwelton Ave , where it will
have more room to spread out.
Connelly said.

The clinic is an elective
that third-year law students
can register for. Connelly said.
It allows students to practice
law under the supervision ofa
practicing attorney. she said.
The students do everything
from drafting wills to litigating
in court. all to put what they

into practice.

“Professors teach a lot of
theory. but never show us
where the court house is." said
Angie Mullins. a third-year
law student. A student work-
ing at the clinic will handle an
average four to six cases a se-
mester. said Kathy Siler, a
third-year law student.

“Working in the clinic
gives you a lot of conﬁdence to
put what you've learned into
practice." Siler said.

The students have found it
rewarding to win a case and
help those in need. Connelly
said. "The work students do for
the clinic has put a face to
words like fairness and justice,"
she said.

Through March 5. the clin-
ic has handled 229 cases and
plans to forge ahead into the
millennium.

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Authorities interview gun seller

District attorney says man's arrest will be
made within the next couple of days

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LITTLETON. Colo. ~ Au-
thorities interviewed a man
who may have sold the semi—
automatic handgun to the
youths who went on a rampage
at Columbine High School. ofﬁ-
cials said yesterday.

District Attorney David
Thomas said an arrest in the
case will be made, within a day
or two. He told NBC's “Yester-
day" show that authorities
were discussing the man's sur-
render with his attorney.

Later in the day. however.

Thomas‘ spokeswon‘ian said
more information gathered by
police had changed the tittie-
line on an arrest.

“Because this is a quickly
developing and very fluid in-
vestigation. the way the inves-
tigation went through the
night. it does not look like
there will be an arrest in the
next 48 hours.“ said spokes-
woman Pam Russell.

She declined to identify
the man. saying. “They are in
the process of interviewing or
talking with the person."

’I‘homas said the man
would be charged with violat-
ing a law against selling hand-
guns to minors. The sale of the
semiautomatic TEC DC-9 was
a “private transaction." he
said. The transaction was
made before the older gunman
turned 18 earlier this month.

Asked if the seller could
face accessory to murder
charges. sheriffs spokesman
Steve Davis said it would de-
pend on whether he knew if
the killers had planned to use
the gun in the attack.

Eric Harris. 18. and Dylan
Klebold. 17. hiding their arse-
nal under black trench coats.
killed 13 people and wounded
25‘) others at the school April 20

before killing themselves.
They had four guns and left
more than 50 bombs at the
school and in their homes. A
diary indicates the plot had
been planned for a year.

Thomas did not indicate
which teen was believed to
have bought the gun or how he
or they knew the suspect.

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobac-
co and Firearms agents on
Tuesday visited the pizza shop
where Harris and Klebold
worked. Jefferson County
Sheriff John Stone said inves-
tigators believed someone who
worked at that pizza shop act-
ed as a middleman by putting
the young men in contact with
the weapons seller.

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Broadway eviction: Pulitzer Prize-winning
musical makes its way to the Queen City

By Matthew 1’. Patton

STAFF WRITER —m

How do you measure a
year? The answer: 525.000 pre-
cious minutes. Or 525.000 sea-
sons of love.

This is the message of Rent.
the modern day version of Puc»
cini's La Bohéme. The musical

is the winner of a 1996 Pulitzer

Prize for Drama and the 1996
Tony Award for Best Musical.
Best Score and Best Book.

The show is a far cry from
the norm. and hits audiences in
a uniquely different manner
than the typical ()klahoma.’ or
Show Boat.

Succinctly put. it's the sto
ry of New York East Villagers
living and struggling at the end
of the millennium. But the sto-
ry is huge.

Next week. the show makes
its second appearance in
Cincinnati.

The traveling company is
the “Benny” company. The sec:
ond is called “Angel." both
named for primary characters
in the play.

Danielle Lee Greaves plays
Joanne. a lesbian lawyer who
continually argues (and ulti~
mately makes up) with her in-
dependent—minded girlfriend.
Maureen. (ireaves. a native
New Yorker. joined the compa-
ny from the "Angel" tour where
she performed as a "Seasons of
Love" soloist.

“The show." said (ireaves
in a telephone interview from
the show's current stop in
Raleigh. .\'.(‘.. “sucks you in.
We have played in cities where
we anticipated pretty cold ad
diences. including Salt Lake
(‘ity l should not have judged
the city in advance. because it
was one of the warmest
audiences."

The show is a collaboration
of :Iii songs. which Greaves said
intends to open the mind of audi-
ence. "What we are dealing with
here is several issues. We sing
about homosexuality. AIDS.
homelessness. love. life. death
and the celebration of life."

She said receiving the cast-
ing invitation to perform was
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happened.“

Greaves said she saw the
show several times on Broad-
way. and always left with some
thing positive. “Now." she said.
“I'm the one delivering the pos
itive messages. It‘s almost like
magic." (lreaves' Broadway
credits include Show Boat. 81m
set Itou/erard and The titan]
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Although she enjoyed the
shows and the cast» (including
Roseanne as the witch in The
ii'izm‘tl of 0:). she wanted to
perform in a more
contemporary show.

Part ofthe magic. she \‘Il\'\
is that once people see the show
they might go home empty
handed. but not with an empty
mind. ”Many of the people that
see the show are drawn to write
letters. go to AIDS wards and
hospitals and give back to the
community.

"When I talk to people who
see the show and still are not
open to the idea of helping peo
ple with AIDS. I parallel the dis
ease to cancer.

"It‘s a disease that kills.
AIDS is very much the same, It
attacks the body. and it breaks
up families."

Though tireaves "would
not trade her part for the

Mark (right)
and Roger sing
a song in the
Broadway
production of
Raul. the
show's
umnyll
company will
make an
appearance at
Cincinnati's
Tait Theatre
this week.

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world." there is one setback:
traveling

“I love to travel." Greaves
said. ".Iust not this often it's
very fatiguing.“ Cincinnati will
be her Illili city in three
months. The “Benny“ compa
ny. unlike the “Angel“ compa
ny. which stays in one location
for more than a month. travels
to a new city every week.

“livery night. no matter
how tired you are. you get
caught up in the energy. Every
night is a blessing." (lreayes
said. "It‘s a shame that
Jonathan is not around to con-
tribute more theatre.“

The creator of the show.
Jonathan Larson. died from an
aortic aneurysm at the age of 35
on the night of its last dress re»
hearsal in Manhattan.

The only people who do not
enjoy the show. Greaves said.
are the ones who are
close—minded.

"I think everyone enjoys it

everyone except my dad. He
was shocked and disturbed. but
that's just how he is." laughed
(ireaves.

Rent plays next Tuesday at
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women's basketball UK invaded Freedom llall twice this Yankees should try to keep all of the 05' Ive roper y 3
giant .iid \tt many practices and press season, once for itsannual border war with to drivetheir oppo- revenues he and his Management
tour ,, or t \ that l lint tiack ot‘how many Indiana. the other tor its rivalry with l' ot nents into the emplovees have g
in St-tilwillltt‘l li. but left both times with ringing ears. "round every time worked to earn. 255—8457 t
The whirlwind that has been this Talk about home ﬂoor advantage. l' am as they did ln principle he ~l Seeusoritheweb!
scho. .1 year (is Kei nel SportsDaily editor of I. used it to the fullest. riding an emo with regularity is right. The Yan- l
has been at llllt“.s confusing. difficult. tional wave by fans to upset UK for the last vear in their kees earned their N
challenging and draining. but has always second-straight season. c h a in p ~10 n S hip money and should
bt't‘ll 1U”- A soldout crowd of nearly 20.000 romp. be able to do with it
Swing as this is the last Kernel issue. rocked the Cats early arid often as l' of l. Unfortunately, as they please.
I would like to be selt‘ish with this space fast-breaked and dutiked its way to hav- the Bombers and In reality. an-
and do a little something 1 have thought mg the fans blow the roof ott‘ of Freedom their big-revenue other decade with-
about 'ill teat. Hall. It was absolutely the loudest and counterparts are in out revenue shar-
So hetoggoes, iny tavorite l‘K sports craziest atmosphere I have ever witr danger of driving ing will reduce
moments. in no pat ticular order. from iiessed in college hoops. their small-time those clubs to little
thi5 )“ill'. 50!!!“ Ht“ £0011. some aren't St) The Southeastern Conference 'l‘ourr competition into more than glori»
tilt‘iil‘ will" i'l't‘ ill-<1 personal ttietiiot'ies. nanient was a classic. as l'K won three the ground finan» fied versions ofthe
soiite re about l'l\'. some aren‘t. but all games in three days to claim yet another (-iulh‘ as well. all Globetrotters‘
will Iv tetiienibeied. title. but it had nothing on the Cats‘ the Mme showing Washington Gen-
lt was a pet t‘ett day for anything NCAA’l‘ournament matchupwith Kansas. no apparent re- erals whipping
mad its, ltioiliall included. when lTK Two of the witiniiigest programs in tntirsp for or knowl- boys.
to \l the ti--ld at the Outback ltowl i". history squared otTin New Orleans for a edge ot‘ the conse- People will not
'litt' [1 i. ll». on New Year's llay. heavyweight battle usually reserved for diieiices oftheir ac- turn out to watch
\‘v‘e-it l‘ll ieineioberiiiost arethe 45 to the Final Four. lfnlike most games of dung; the Yankees (or t t o
30.0w biiie clsnl t at tans lilliiig Raymond such high anticipation. this one lived up What the Yan- whoever) run all ( t g
.lavw . Stadiiiiit and going absolutely to itsbilling. as only a Scottl’adgett three kees and the rest over the opposi- 0n ra u a Ions
iiut~ l't‘llll State‘s contingent. not all that and a dominant overtime allowed 17K to ot‘ the major-league tion night after ) ° 3‘ ' , ,
small in icality. st Mitt-d minuscule com- slip past the Jayhawks and move into the clubs who do not night. 1 hl Slgrtld depa
l).'llt*t]l'llltt‘lllllttill§(‘1lll‘zlll$. later rounds. sttppot‘t revenue Steiiibreiiner
t ‘otitiiiuiiig with the Outback Bowl Finally. tlierewas perhaps the biggest sharing fail to real- and the rest of the
lllt‘li-vg pet bats the biggest shock I had. all 15K football win in the last five, years. as the ixe is that nomat- owners would do 0 1999 Fraternity Dean’s Cup Winner
yeai while toveinie the (ats was New tats entered Death Valley. aka. Baton ter how dominant well to embrace so~ , ,
Year‘s l‘.\t‘ iii \lH-t't ity. l’la.._iust outside Rouge. la. and exited with a lastsecond their teams be» cialism. . 1999 Highest ACth'e Member GPA
Ul'l.‘l'tt:“l. win on a field goal to upset IA)lllSl£ltl£l State. come. the game of lti their league. . ‘
ll! what amounted to a miniature 'l'liat win set the tone for what turnedout to baseball is only as anyway. .1999 nghCSt Overall GPA
[tom In... Stitet. ‘t hot t‘ity‘s stiititit‘t-litlis_ bea lXiwleai'niiig season. strong as the cal-
bais and other tr. rialtv stores turned It has been a great year. thanks for iber of the visiting Kernel Columnist
into ( :it t «on al. :ts locals were oiitniim- reading and for all the responses through- clubs thdel‘lrtg John Dobson is a ' .
betel '. stood in to] by partygoiiig UK out the school year. into their journalism junior. Brotherhood at Its Best
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KENTUCKY IFML I FRIDAY. APRIL 30, 1999 I5

Years ago, as the legend goes, an embittered Kernel editor came back to the ofﬁce upset, hurt and insulted. A prominent campus ﬁgure unfairly harangued the
young reporter for an offense the reporter did not commit. It was at that pomt. In the heat and sweat and tension, that the young editor vowed revenge. From these
feelings of scorn the Golden Forks were bOI n. As a testament to that young repor ter. we take it upon ourselves to 50 ike back with venomous pleasuIe at those who

have wronged us, the mighty Fo uor th Estate.

(Editor’ 8 note Yeah, that' s the same line of crap IIIe Le been feeding this campus for decades. But it s a good enough story to bear Iepeating Act.ualb the For As are oIII II (II‘ ofpoki/Ig fun at the IhiIaIIeII
and bujfoonery that take place all year at UK. If you feel mu 'Ie been unfairly forked take it up with next \eaI 's editoI 5. Pat Clem in the summer and IIIII l. lander/Inf] in the tall (Ir II I act as a Man Because

The "Yle Told You So" Award

The UK administration for not realizing the
consequences of their dry campus policy. Unfor-
tunately, many students now know of