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The ECentu&ky Kernel

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VOLUME XXIX

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER

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KIRWAN TO TALK Kernel Meeting
AT FIRST SUKY In 123 McVey
Today At 3 P. M.
RALLY

The Big "I"
"Dear Editor: Not believing in
being one to blow a person up. I TO HOLD TRVOUTS
do however believe in giving credit
FOR CHEERLEADERS
where it is due and I wish through
ths 'Clearing House' column you SuKy Head WiM Introduce
would tender my congratulations to
Joe Creason for bis splendid article Shivery; Heber To Interview
on the football team in 'Calling 'em
Irwin And Honaker
Wild- of Tuesday
Kernel." F. B.
SuKy's first pre-gafootball
Sports Editor
rally will officially get underway
have only been tonight at 6:43
"The Kernel: I
o'clock in the alumhere a week and already I have begun to appreciate your paper and ni gym. Featuring the rally will be
staff, especially Joe Creason, sports a radio interview with head coach
editor. How about a little article Ab Kirwan, new Kentucky football
about' him?" J. L. B. We'll have
' something about Joe in the next mentor who is enjoying his first
year of coaching at the University,
issue.
over station WHAS.
Following the radio interview and
Aw, Shux!
speakings the University of Kenline to compliment
"Just a short
tucky "Best Band In Dixie" will
you on the Kernel.
Thus far it lead a parade of students and fans
has been far in advance of any of down through the main arteries
the previous four years I've spent of Lexington. Through the courtesy
. on the campus.
You have given of the Lexington Fire Department
plugs to practically all your staff a fire truck has been obtained in
but it seems to me you have over- order to precede the band and clear
looked one of your best members, the streets for the members of the
Joe Creason." D. J. C. We don't parade.
have to plug for him the readers
The members of the band, SuKy
are doing that.
students, and students' of the University and fans will assemble at
We're Self Conscious
the Alumni gym. From there the
"Dear Editor: I mlsh to commend parade will start following the pep
Mr. Winer for his fine article in rally at about 8:30.
the Tuerday Kernel. It offered inThe parade will march from the
telligent and enjoyable reading and stone down Lime to Main St., East
I sincerely hope to find more of his corner of Euclid Ave and Lime-o- n
writing in succeeding editions of
Main to Rose and out Rose to
the paoer. His treatment of the Euclid and West on Euclid to the
subject involved was clear-cand gym.
Following the parade a dance
pertinent and I wish to take this
opportunity to congratulate you for will be held in the recreation room
your editorial policy and Mr. Winer on the main floor of the Student
for his excellent bit of work." R. Union building. All students are inL. S. "39.
vited to attend the dance which
will last to about 11 o'clock.
Sore Enough
On the speakers platform, Elliot
Beard, president of SuKy, will in
We're blushing.
troduce Bernie SMvely, tiead of the
University Athletic Department, to
About The Weather.
"We were especially reminded of the new students. Following this
how cold it was Wednesday when there will be an interview between
we noticed the size of the block of Coach John Heber, of the Henry
ice (in front of Neville Hall) on our Clay High School Blue Devils, and
way to first hour class at McVey. Mr. Kirwin and Mr. L. S. Honaker,
Upon our return after the fourth coach of the Maryville Highlanders.
will be
Featuring the
hour it had actually lost only about
Naturally, we were tryouts for all students who are infive pounds.
surprised, for we had seen the same terested in being cheerleaders lor
thing happen in July and it was the Wildcats. The Band will perreelly pitiful looking." A Summer form during the rally and will play
the favorite school songs of both
School Student.
the Maryville team and the Wildcats.
Turning The Tablet
At the Oglethorpe game on OctoA timid little freshman lass, too
ber 1. there will be a new innovameek to have her initials signed to tion on the Kentucky campus, it has
this, would like to suggest that been announced by SuKy. On the
while the professors are asking for
of each of the 420 student
each student's . name they might rack in the U. K. stadium there
drcp a hint as to their own iden- seatsbe placed seven cards of vartity. Frequently do students pass will
with instructions for
an entire semester in an instruct- ious colors when signals are called
using them
or's class, calling him Mr. X.
out by the cheerleaders during the

As Monday, the last day of reg
istration, draws closer, it becomes
more and more apparent that the
attendance record will be broken.
Each day this week has seen the
figures climb higher and higher
above the enrollment for the same
days last year. On Monday 3.431
students had enrolled as against
for 1937. Tuesday saw the figure
climb to 3,463, which was 5fli more
than last year and on Wednesday
the lead was Increased to 61 above
the 1937 enrollment for the same
date.
Although the lead was cut down
slightly Thursday with 3,488 students registered this year against
3,433 last year, there is no indication that the lead will not be held
and may even be increased by last
minute enrollments before the
Registrar's office closes to incoming
students at 3 p. m. Monday. The
office will be open from 7:30 a. m.
until 12 noon on Saturday and from
2 until 3 p. m. on Monday. This will
be the last date for changing or
entering an organized class.

Not Good- BUT LOUD
By ANDREW C. ECKDAHL

Several new appointments and
resignations were approved by the
trustees of the University of Kentucky at a meeting Tuesday. Appointments were as follows:
College of Arts and Science: J.
L. Cutler, instructor in English;
Marvin Dunn, instructor in chemistry; Eleanor Sweeney and .Ann. As- bury, nurses in the Department of
Hygiene; George P. Osborne, labor
atory assistant in hygiene and public health; Frank M. McOee, gradu-

ate assistant in mathematics; E.
Bruce Newell, Edgar P. Jayne and
Joe Neel, laboratory assistants in
zoology:

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teriology; Raymond H. Miller, graduate assistant in psychology, and
secreRoy N. 'Walters, part-tim- e
tary in the Department of Journalism.
College of Agriculture: Lawrence
Bradford, assistant professor of farm
management; Ann B. Eye, instructor in home economics; William
G. Survant, graduate assistant in
farm economics; Hugh G. Myers,
graduate assistant in the Department of Agronomy; Dean C. Corn-ett- e,
assistant county agent in
Johnson county; Mary E. Meador,
assistant home demonstration agent
in Graves county, and Pearl J.
Steele, assistant home demonstration agent in McCracken county.
College of Education: Robert
Burggraf and Florence Cattadoris,
instructors in music at the University school; R. F. Johnson, graduate assistant in the bureau of
school service, and Mary Magdalene
Smith, kindergarten assistant.
College of Commerce: Herman
Ellis, student assistant.
Library: Helen Virginia Michael-is- ,

on Page Six)

Intramural Entries
For Fall Sports
Now Due At Gym
Fraternity or independent men
desiring to participate in tennis
doubles and singles or touch football, the first activities on the intramural schedule for the year, may
enter the competition by enlisting
before the deadline at o ociock,
September 29, according to a bulletin issued by the Intramural office.

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Adele Gensemer,

panist in the music department;
Sam Saslaw, technician in the De
partment of Bacteriology; Nancy
Adams, Sam Allen and R. N. Han-nagraduate assistants in bac-

Touch football, with SAE fraternity as defending champions, will
get under way October 3, while
tennis is due to start October 3.
Due to approaching bad weather,
all entrants in the tennis competition are asked to play their matches
as soon as their opponents have
assistant to the librarian.
Resignations
accepted
by the
be?n drawn. Arrangements for use
cf the University courts must be trustees incldued those of Dr. O.
transacted with Lee Powers, courts H. Pinney, professor of hygiene and
public health; Dr. Wayne H. Kelcaretaker.
Positions for freshmen to aid in ler, instructor in chemistry; La- Intramural work are still open and verne Tripp, graduate assistant in
applicants are requested to report mathematics; Paul Majors, techni
to the Intramural office in the base- cian in bacteriology, and Harry W.
ment of the men's gym as soon as Graley, graduate assistant in psychology.
possible.

As: College Plans
Annual Convention
Annual Conference
To Be Held At UK

Big Time In Corbin
Marvin N. Gay, sports editor of
The Kernel last year and now advertising manager of the Corbin
Daily Tribune, pens that he is American Country Life Group
"having a big time in Corbin as
To Convene On Campus
mere are goos 01 gais, etc.
He
November 1
volunteers the following advice for,
journalism students: "Believe it or
The University will be host to
not, it is a lot easier working on a
regular newspaper than on The the annual convention of the AmeriKernel. Don't let those profs kid can Country Life Association November 1 to 4.
you about how tough it is."
Many noted educators, economists, and sociologists, representing
Not Ardent Enough
Students in the know are heckl- leading universities and colleges, and
ing because "Behind The Eckdahl," from the United States Department
which last Tuesday carried a few of Agriculture, will address the confacts concerning Miss Jane Elgin vention. More than 1.000 delegates
Dudley, failed to mention that she are expected from the various states
thinks Leslie Howard was not near- and foreign countries.
Held in conjunction with the conly ardent enough in "Romeo and
vention will be the fourth national
Juliet."
conference on the rural home, and
several conferences of rural youth
Congratulations
Congrats to our favorite lawyer. and of the National Home DemonJohn L. Young, senior in the Law stration Council. Each group will
college who recently passed the bring leaders in its respective field.
General sessions of the convenKentucky bar examination.
Now
let anybody try to win a suit from tion will be held in Memorial halL
There will also be group, round-tablui lor libel or anything.
and panel discussions. Dr.
Thomas P. Cooper, dean of the ColPlur Of The Week
To the Alpha Gams for the air lege of Agriculture, is
cf gfctuty or.e r.ds sX thtr touie. cf the fcssciiiUori.
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Club Is Composed Of Fans,
Alumni Interested In Cat
Grid Future
Tomorrow, for the first time since
their organization, members of the
Wildcat Boosters Club will see a
Kentucky eleven take the field in
Intercollegiate grid competition.
The Boosters Club is composed of
alumni and other fans whose interest in Kentucky's football fortunes is sufficient for them to con.
tribute ten dollars yearly toward
r
the team's support.
In return they have the satisfaction of knowing that they.arettoing
their part in building greater Blue
and White pigskin aggregations.
Each member is given a membership card and a lapel button. At
each game a section of seats on the
south side of the stadium will be
held for the Boosters as long as
possible.
It has been the practice in recent
years for the coaching staff to have
motion pictures made of the games.
Several nights after the game, the
football squad is gathered in the
Gym and the pictures are shown.
One of the coaches gives a running
commentary as the flickers progress
criticirms,
commendations,
and
suggestions.
year there will be a similar
This
"show" held later in the week to
which only Boosters will be admitted.
The Club is the outgrowth of an
attempt to enable football players ?
to attend the University who would i Annual Harvest Festival lo
Be Held At Quicksand,
be unable to without this added t
financial
assistance.
Under the
Ky On Sept. 29. 30
rules of the Southeastern Conference of which Kentucky is a memBallad singing and horse shoe
ber, a member-schocan give ath- pitching contests will feature the
letic scholarships, providing for tuition, room, board and books. Inci- annual Robinson Harvest Festival
at the Agriculture Experiment
dental costs clothing, laundry,
and others are not Farm of the University at Quickprovided for.
sand, Kentucky, Thursday and FriPlayers whom scholarships alone
day, Sept 29 and 30.
would not be sufficient are eligible
Dr. Thomas Poe Cooper, dean of
to the funds created by due of the
Wildcat Boosters Club.
the College of Agriculture will be
The athletic department assigns the presiding officer at the two day
regular jobs to the athletes and fair. Dr. and Mrs. Frank L. Mcthey are paid for their work on a
regular business basis through the Vey will attend the meeting and
business office which handles all the may assist with the program.
money received from the Boosters
The principal address of the fesClub.
tival this year will be delivered by
When the idea for the club was Dr. A. W. Fortune, pastor of the
first formulated, a tentative goal of Central Christian Church. He will
1000 members was set. To date the be presented by Dean Cooper.
Booster roster numbers 350. This
One division of the festival will
number is a rough approximation.
Club
be devoted entirely to
because many localities have not work. A
Club singing and
reported.
speaking program will be followed
Lexington and the Blue Grass by a club parade in which several
area set a goal of 500 Boosters. Ap- hundred farm boys and girls and
proximately
300 local fans have their parents will participate.
signed up at the present time.
Most of the eastern counties of
the state will be represented in the
exhibits and in many events connected with the festival.
The Harvest Festival is an annual event sponsored by the RobinOne hundred special banners have son Agricultural Experiment Subn
been procured by the athletic de- station under the general
of Dean Thomas P. Cooper.
partment to be displayed, with the
cooperation of local merchants, in The first Harvest Festival was held
the downtown shop windows to call at Quicksand on the 23 and 24 of
attention to home football games September. 1926. This is the thirthis season.
teenth annual festival.
The new flags will bear the figure
The displays of garden products
of, a gridder in blue on a white and the exhibits of field crops,
background and the letters UK, fruits, flowers, baked and canned
will be displayed on game days. foods, house furnishings and homeThe banners also have the words made articles are expected to be
"Welcome Visitors" and Football among the best seen in the 13 years
Today."
of the fair.

DATES CHOSEN

FOR FESTIVAL

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Athletic Department

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By JOE CREASOX
With sophomores in four Blue
and White starting berths, a brand
new keg of football refreshment
will be tapped tomorrow afternoon
on Stoll field when IJentucky's
"new deal" Wildcats pry open their
nine game comeback campaign
against Maryville College, traditional opening round rivals.
The team that will carry Coach
Ab Kirwans first game blessing
is well termed a question mark
combine. Of the squad's 41 members, 27 will be wearing Blue and
White moleskin for the first year
and only one member of the starting eleven. Captain Sherman
was on the team that teed
off last year against Vanderbilt.
The success or failure of the Kentucky cause hinges upon the ability
of men resurrected from the substitute bench and last year's freshmen team to pick up starting assignments and carry on. Although
the game should not produce even
a mild lather for the Cats, the
memory of a tie game with Kentucky in 1927 still lives with. Maryville fans.
For Kirwan. the tilt will mark
his entree Into the local coaching
position. Recalled to his Alma Mater last spring from Du Pont u
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,
ual high scnool in Louisville to
dust the cobwebs out of the head
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coaches' office after the resignation
of Chet Wynne, Kirwan has defied
the lightning by introducing his
Cats to a comparatively new system
of play, a conglamoration of the
Warner and Notre Dame styles.
concerning
Although
speculation
team
the calibre of the
has been as common as travelling
salesman jokes, no one. including
the coaching staff, has evin a
strong guess as to the teams ability.
Scot Dope Scant
Litkenhous System Reveals
President and Mrs. Frank
Little has come down the grapeFour Cat Opponents
L. McVey are at home to the
vine from the Scots' mountain'
In Upper Bracket
students, faculty and memhideout concerning the Maryville
bers of the staff of the Unistrength but it is known that the
enversity every Wednesday afFour football teams to be
team lost six lettermen by graduternoon throughout the year
countered by Kentucky's Wildcats ation. When the fall practice seafrom four to six o'clock. All
during the coming season are rated son was called Coach L. S. Honaof the faculty, student body
from
in the first 10 per cent of the na- ker had 13 sweater winners team.
and staff are invited to have
which to mold his starting
tea with President and Mrs.
tion's leading grid teams, according The backfield is rich in sophomore
McVey at Maxwell Place on
to Dr. E. E. Litkenhous, University talent with
J. D. Hughes
Wednesday afternoons.
of Illinois mathematical expert and appearing to be the class of the lot.
the team is the
originator of the Litkenhous differ- As a wholefor the Tennessee lightest
mounto rip sod
ence by score power point ratings. tain school In the past 5 or 6 years
The differencs by score system but Coach Honaker expects his
Scots to replace their lack of weight
gives the fans the exact mathematical standing of each college foot- with fight.
Coach Rupp Speaks Before
Offensively speaking the running
ball team and is based on the past attack of the Cats lacks a game
Meeting Of Maysville
performances of all teams. Should claiming runner of the Bob Davis
Clubmen
the teams play exactly to the aver- traits. The halfback post from
galloped
Expressing the belief that the age they are capable of, the sys- which "Twenty Grand" Five)
(Continued on Page
greatest competition to basketball tem is a capable thermometer for
in the future will come from the predicting scores.
Alabama topped the teams on the
sport of ice hockey, Adolph Rupp,
Wildcat cage tutor, addressed mem- Kentucky schedule with a mathematical average of 96.6. Tennessee
bers of the Maysville Rotary Club rated a percentage of 94.6, Vander-bi- lt
in Maysville Tuseday night
92.1 and Georgia
Tech 91.8.
Ice hockey, Coach Rupp pointed Maryville was given 48.7. Ogelthrope
out, is gaining popularity rapidly, 49.2, Clemson 74.1 and Washington
58.5. In light of the disasespecially in the larger cities and and Lee
There will be a meeting of all
trous results of last year. Kentucky
in the future may offer basketball was granted a percentage of 77.9. Arts and Science faculty on Monday. Sept. 26, in Room 111, McVey
some competition.
Homer "Tub"
Pittsburg topped the nation's
Thompson, regular center on last teams with 100 percent followed by hall at 4:00 p. m.
cage team which was California with 99.8, Fordham 99.7.
year's 'Cat
All students Interested in trying
undefeated in regular season com- Louisiana State was fourth with
petition in the Southeastern con- 99.5, then Alabama. The sixth slot out for cheer leaders are asked to
ference, accompanied Rupp on the was occupied by Minnesota with 95.5 report to the Alumni Gym at 4
trip. Thirty-thre- e
members of the closely pursued by Tulane with 95.4 o'clock Friday afternoon. tBoys and
Rotary Club were present at the and Villanova with 95.3. Other girls.)
meeting.
teams breaking into the 90 per cent
The House Committee of the
Earl Jones, Maysville high schooi class other than Vanderbilt, includcoach, was also present at the meet- ed Georgia Tech and Tennessee; Student Union building will meet
7 o'clock in Room 204 of
ing with four members of his bas- Arkansas. Baylor. Harvard,
Duke. Friday at
ketball team which reached the North Carloina, Ohio State. Notre the Union building.
finals of the annual state high Dame. Rice. Texas A. and M. Texas
The young people of the Maxwell
school basketball tournament last Christian and Southern California.
Street Presbyterian church will enMarch.
tertain new Presbyterian students
Saturday at 8 o'clock in the church.
There will be a program of group
singing. All students who plan to
come are urged to call 2181 today.
The Freshman Assembly met for
Phi Beta, national honorary and
the first time Thursday morning in
Memorial Hall, beginning a program professional music and dramatic
fraternity for women, will meet
which will last throughout the year.
line confinement of the guilty
The purpose of the Assembly is to' Monday at 5 p. m. in Room 206 cf
teach group singing and to discover the Student Union building
After the home team was a half students who are capable of leaderrecepThe first faculty-studehour late and another half hour ship.
Septemwas consumed in searching for the
Professor Horlacher presided at tion will be held Thursday
ball, the game got under way.
the first program and Dr. Willem ber 29, from 8 to 10 o'clock at the
A certain Lucas performed
so Van de Wall, assisted by John Lewis, Union B uilding.
brilliantly for the Lexington boys led the group singing.
All Methodist students are inin the game that he aroused specuDr. Statie Ericson. head of the
a reception
lation as to whom he was, and home economics department, des- vited to attend September 25. to be
from
several remarked that they could cribed briefly the work of the Home given7 Sunday.
5 to
o'clock at
"detect a faint odor of brimstone" Economics Club and invited all Church on Westthe First Methodist
High street.
about him.
freshman girls to attend the first
When the locals returned the meeting, which is to be held MonThe Intramural house managers
compliment by playing at Rich- day night.
will meet Monday. September 26.
mond, they emerged victorious by a
Dean Thomas Cooper, in a short at 5 p. m. at the Intramural office
4
count. Whether it was the de- talk, urged all freshmen in the Col- in
the basement of the Alumni
legation of colored students from lege of Agriculture to balance their gymnasium.
Berea College, who cheered the outside work with school work.
Central eleven and jeered the
Sixteen freshmen have been ap
The Home Economics Club will
or, as the news story pointed on a committee to arrange hold
its first
of the year
relates, the number of "pretty girls" group programs tor this semester. at 7:30 o'clock meeting in the AgriMonday
attending, that turned the tables, They are Gaynell Mallory. Helen culture Building
we are at a loss to say.
Bastiu, Eleanor Hall. Carolyn Essex.
Nevertheless the local warriors Sonia Berkowiti Jane LeVesque.
Monday will be
played a regulation game on the Bettye McGregor. Margaret Stacy, students, including the last day for
graduate stu"uphill" gridiron, evened the score, Lysbeth Wallace, Anne Brlngardner, dents, to register.
and returned home to be welcomed Susan Darnell, Margaret Gulley,
by the drum corps and cheering
Perry Dean, Joe Oslin, and Harry
All members of SuKy will meet
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McVeys Invite

Students, Staff

To Weekly Teas

it out." However, members of the
student patrol managed to restore
order and hostilities were resumed.
Since the officials were "new in
the business," naturally rows resulted from their decisions or lack
of decisions. In one instance, the
referee called a safety in a circumstance which legally was a down.
A part of the player's body was
across his goal line, but the ball
was not, and the rule stated that
"a safety is made when a player,
guarding his goal, receives the ball
from a player of his own side,
either by a pass, kick, or a snap-bac- k,
and then touches it down behind his goal line." After a long
delay, the official changed his decision, but not until he had broken
another rule that the game should
not be stopped for longer than five
minutes.
In a game in which Central University of Richmond
triumphed
over Kentucky by an 4 score, the
umpire was often guilty of warning players of being offside before
the ball was snapped, which was
centaur to-- rules tid merited side
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RATING

Rotary Club Hears

University Mentor

Fans Want Blood, Players Supplied It,
And Referees Guessed At Rules In 1892
nd

In Tomorrow's Game;
Season's Opener

Carl 'Hoot' Combs, Candidate
To Fill Shoes Of Bob
'20 Grand' Davis

WILL OCCUPY SEATS
ON SOUTH SIDE

The committee of the College of
By VINCENT CROWDl'S
Agriculture will meet today with
Mr. B. Y. Landis. national secretary
An uphill gridiron, courteous, exof the American Country Associa changes of blows by opponents,
tion, to compete final plans for the large crowds 400 persons
at least-raannual convention to be held here
officials ignorant of the rules
November second, third, and fourth. of the game. Imagine these
and you
Committee members are T. R.
played
a
Bryant, assistant director of the have picture of football as
Extension, chairman. here in the early nineties.
Agricultural
On October 29, 1892. Kentucky
Miss Myrtle Weldon, C. A. Lewis,
University played State College to
L. C. Brewer, Professor Horlacher,
a scoreless deadlock in what a
and Professor Merton Oyler.
Miss Byrd Kendall, a senior in sports writer described as "not a
brilliant success in point of sport
the home economics department, is or as
an exhibition of the amenties
the secretary of the youth section
of the American Country Life Asso that are suposed to prevail in
friendly athletic contests.
ciation.
It seemed that two opposing linesmen "exchanged
by
courtesies
NEW CLASS OFFERED IN P. E.
smashing one another in the face
The Physical Education Depart- in the first half," which is not unment is offering a
it
class usual even for modern football, proIn
dancing which will be vided such "courtesies" are not deheld on Tuesdays and Thursdays tected, but in the second half the
from 5 to 6 in the Women's gym. two gladiators became entangled,
This class is for beginners only and and would not be satisfied with a
open to any boy and girl on the single "courtesy."
campus who cannot dance. The
At this point the crowd, maybe
class will meet for the first time not all 400 of them, rushed upon
Tuesds.7, September 27.
the field er.d yelled "let them ftfiht

Four Sophomores To Start
27 OF SQUAD ROSTER
OF 41 ARE NEW MEN

Halfback

Trustees Accept Resignation
And Select New Instructors
For 1938-3- 9 Staff

half.
Through this manner it is believed that a more forceful and interesting cheering section will re
sult. As a result of the colors of

Every Cloud Has
A letter just came into the busi
ness office which we feel we ought
to print. "Dear Sir: Please find
enclosed money order for the Kernel for the coming semester. Although I've been away for three
years (now going to George Washington U and working in the
F. B. I.) I still enjoy it. Hats off
to your sports writers and feature
voters particularly. Pardon ,the
blushes for some of the editorials
and headlining last year. They
looked like they belonged in the
U-Lights. The lead off headline this year would scare any but
an old rtudent. More power to
ycu." Ward McCabe. We blush
ourselves when we think of that
first headline this year, but you
have to experiment to weed out the
bad and that definitely was.

t'nicn Building Notes
Let's all dance in the Student
Union building. Not nearly enough
nudents are availing themselves of
the priviledges extended to them by
their membership cards. There is
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UK Appointments
Approved Tuesday

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Start UK Comeback Campaign

Kentucky Depends on These Backs

Wildcat Boosters Will View
Kentucky Eleven In
Action Tomorrow

Above Same Time
Last Year

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BOOSTER CLUB!

Late Registration Climbing

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NEW SERIES NO.

23, 1938

On Maryville To

UK . ENROLLEMNT LOOKS FORWARD
INCREASES DAILY TO FIRST GAME

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Ab Kirwan To Unleash 'New Deal' Wildcats

There will be a compulsory meeting of all Kernel staff members and
all others interested in working for
the paper in room 123 McVey hall
at 3 o'clock today. It is imperative
that everyone be present or notify
the editor.

And Parade
To Usher In Rally At
6:45 Tonight In Gym

SEMI-WEEKL-

OF KENTUCKY

UNIVERSITY

Complain, Too
We cant understand it. We
gin to feel like there is a storm in
the offing simply because four
notes were received in
the mail yesterday. At the risk of
being considered a "blow", we will
reprint a paragraph from each note. PRE-GA- ME
We like to receive this type of letter, but it helps a great deal, too,
to be told of our faults a few at Radio, Speakers,
a time. So don't hang back.

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lematic atrocity, an inexcusable exd
duplicity.
ample of
Ed Muehsler allowed that things
By HARRY WILLIAMS
were dire enough that American
collegians could count on graduaInto
r si I MS that "Behind The Eckdahl" made a ting from Arts and Sciences Rum-se- y
Central European trenches.
mistake. Thai worthy pundit entered the
Garrison cries, "Peace at any
see nothing wrong
Kernel office the other morning looking like a price!", and can rejoining
the Deut-scin the Sudetens
law student who was lucky enough to get in on
Concurring with Associate Edimajority
the bar exam this year. In other words, he fairly tor Garrison and a vast Friedman,
of universitypes is Helen
Fate who proclaims pacifism. Power
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radiated happiness. He was unaware that
has little faith in the Idea
had stacked the deck. The first person he met
that the United States will ever
was Editor L. T. Iglehart. The following dia- start shooting Nazis over anything
ess than invasion of Brooklyn.
logue ensued:
It is our personal belief that
Eckdahl: "Chief, do you know what shrit'nbery events are taking an inevitable and
perfectly justified turn. No loss of
is?"
international dignity is worth the
Iglehart: "No Eckdahl, what is shrubbery?"
cost of a war. Anyway, if the Suis what you eat as a de- detens want Hitler, let them have
Eckdahl: "Shrubbery
him.
sert, you know, shrubbery shortcake."
We can only say, "Heil, Chamber"Tom are fired. I am going to get a lain! Heil. peace!"
Iglehart:

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stand the attitude
so - called

campus scholars who
after being affiliated
with the University for a year or so. lapse into
a realm of arrogance that way may well cause
new students to doubt that they are attending
a college in a state that is known far and wide
foi its hospitality and friendliness.
The cultural side of our education with the
development and refinement of our minds, tastes
and manners is of primary importance. It certainly seems that we should Ix? as democratic
and sociable toward our fellows as we can if
we ate to be considered at all intellectually civilized. We can not le arrogant and cultured,
for there is no arrogance in true culture.
There are hundreds of new students enrolled
at the University of Kentucky this fall who are
unable to lxrome memlers of the fraternities,
sororities or other sxial groups but who are
nevertheless worthy and needful of good fellowship that should and can be afforded them with
a minimum of effort on the part of the more
experienced members. Your nod or a smile will
help lift the spirits of a newcomer immeasurably
and von won't miss it. R. G.

humorist to write the humor column in this
newspa per."
It is, therefore, with the deepest sympathy in
our heart for Mr.