xt7tx921dc10 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7tx921dc10/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590403  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April  3, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, April  3, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7tx921dc10 section xt7tx921dc10 Sigs To Give R&jst Dressed Contest Tonight
Sigma Chi's 13th annual style runner-u$60; fraternity winner,
show and test dressed contest will $G0; runner-up- ,
$40.
be held in Memorial Hall at 8
Lexington clothing retailers will
o'clock tonight.
provide their newest spring fash-IoOne contestant from each fratfor the style show. UK stuernity and sorority will model their dents will model the dress and
own clothes to compete for the sports wear.
title of UK's best dressed man and
Contest Judges will be J. B.
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Style show commentators are to lin; Kappa Alpha Theta, Valerie Kappa Tau, Charlie Staton; PI
Kappa Alpha, Walt Maynard;
be Paul Warnecke of WVLK and Knost.
Kappa Delta, Jean Lovern; Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Jack BradMrs. Jean Hamm, Fayette County
r; ley;
Sigma Nu, Rusty Mills.
Kappa Kappa Oamma, Kay
home demonstration agent.
Zeta Tau Alpha, Peggy
Jim Foster and Jim Peloff are
Sigma Phi Epsilon, David Cop-pag- e;
style show and contest
Black. Alpha Delta Pi had not yet
Tau Kappa Epsilon, Bill
Sig President Wayne Smith announced its contestant.
Block. Alpha Oamma Rho, Alpha
will be master of ceremonies.
Fraternities and their represen- Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega,
Bro-ecke-

woman.
Falconer, Keeneland Race Track
Sororities and contestants are:
Gift certificates worth $200 will publicity director; Faye Porter of
Alpha Oamma Delta, Sue Ball;
be divided among top contestants, SI Km as, Sigma Chi alumni wives Alpha Xi Delta, Virginia Chad-wicrrizes will be distributed as fol- organization; and Mrs. Selby McChi Omega, Lynna Chase;
lows:
Dowell, buyer for Stewart's De- Delta Delta Delta, Jenaye
Sorority division winner, $100; partment Store.
Delta Zeta, Barbara Ham

tatives:
Delta Tau Delta, Charley Turn-bul- l;
Farm House, Hugh Sam Williams; Kappa Alpha, Ed Chenault;
Lambda Chi Alpha, John Miles;
Phi Delta Theta, Jim Miller; Phi

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Gov. A. B. Chandler accepts an invitation from Air Force ROTC
representatives to attend AFROTC Honors Day ceremonies here
April 25. With Chandler are Sue Carol Jones, Sponsor Corps head,
and Cadet Lt. Col. Don Kaufman, former wing commander. Chandler will be chief reviewing officer and will present the Air Force
Association Medal to an air science senior "who has shown outstanding leadership."

Guignol To Present
Three One-APlays
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"Potpourri," three one-aplays
and a brief dramatic sketch, will
be presented by Guignol Players
at 8:30 tonight and tomorrow
night in the Lab Theater, Fine
Arts Building.
The complete evening has been
organized in a modern trend and
with a keynote of simplicity, es
ct

pecially noticeable in the set deby Technical Director Jim
Read.
The plays are "In the Zone" by
Eugene O'Neill, directed by Howard Doll; "The Flattering Word"
by George Kelly, directed by Liz
Eblen; and "Hello From Bertha"
Continued On Page 2
sign

The. Campus Party will select its
presidential and vice presidential
nominees in the April 22 SC primary election.
This action was taken Wednesday and at the same time the party
cancelled plans for its April 14
convention. The decision to hold
the primary brought another candidate into the CP vice presidential race when Phil Cox announced his candidacy for the
position.
Taylor Jones is the only announced Campus Party presidential
candidate and Bob Perkins is the
other vice presidential candidate.
Cox is the newly appointed publicity chairman for the Campus
Party. He was a candidate for the
SC assembly seat in Education last
fall.
Presidential and vice presiden- -

tial nominees for the Students'
Party will be selected in the party
convention 6:30 p.m. Tuesday. The
SP central committee tentatively
adopted an 11 -- plank platform at
their meeting Wednesday.
Also slated for the Tuesday convention is the adoption of the SP
spring platform.
The Students' Party presidential
picture is clearing slightly with
signs of a movement on behalf of
Jim Stuckert, former student government representative in the old
SGA. Stuckert served as an SGA
representative in Dave Raven-craft- 's
administration in 1958.
A third candidate entered the
SP vice presidetnial field Wednes- -

YWCA To Install

Officers At Banquet

Copies Of Donovan's Book
Sent To Foreign Colleges

tinent.

Universities receiving the book
were Oxford, Cambridge, Sorbonne,
University of Madrid and schools
in Scotland, Australia, New Zealand. South America, Japan. India,
China and other countries.
Dr. Donovan said he has received over 200 letters congratulating him on the book which relates
the solving of problems faced in
career as UK presihis 1941-5- 6
dent.
As president emeritus, with an
office in Carnegie Museum, Dr.
Donovan now serves UK when

asked by President Frank G.
Dickey. He is also chairman of

University Press. ,
His activities outside UK include
presidency of Henry Clay Memorial Foundation and membership on the governor's Commission
for the Aged and the Lexington
Public Library Board of Directors.
Dr. Donovan said he was pleased
with the critical acclaim the book
has received, although he regrets
that to his knowledge, "not more
than a dozen students have read
it." He said he wrote the book
with UK students primarily in
mind.
The Courier-Journal- 's
John Ed
Pearce writes in the paper's "Editorial Notebook":
"Admittedly (the title is)
But this is not a dull
book. And it's a book that every
.Kentucklan should read. Maybe
some publisher will bring it out in
a paper-bac- k
edition, complete
with busty coeds on the cover, and
entitle it. 'The Night the Panties
Were Raided,' or 'Dope Ring in the
dull-soundi-

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Marietta Booth, sophomore, College of Commerce; Philip Cox,
junior, College of Education, and
Myra Leigh Tobin, freshman, Cols.
lege of Agriculture and Home

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will begin at 9
gram of" 1958-5- 9
a.m. today in the UK Library.
Books to be given away have
been purchased by an anonymous
alumnus of the University, and
are duplicates of material in the
library's collections.
Each student may select up to
10 books on the condition he will
enter his private library in the
annual student leaves school.
contest before be
conPrize in the
test is $.'3 and a missal leaf.
The prourani. which will .continue until all books have been
taken, extends from 'J a. in. 11:30
p.m. and 4 p.m. on weekdays
:3'J a. in. on Saturday.
and lioia
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board will Le elected by student
ote and live will be appointed by
the ovtt t'uiti;, board.

Jerry Johnson, SC Pharmacy
representative, is the only announced Students' Party candidate
for president as of now.
Plans for the SP convention include nomination of the candidates for president and vice president, adoption of the spring platform, a keynote address by Dan
Millott, former SP chairman and a
closing address by Pete Perlman,
SC president.
Independent students may register as delegates at the convention that night. Greek organizations are to register as a delegation rather than individually.

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Candidates for the Student Union Board were anounced Wednesday by President John Anderson.
Voting will be held from 8 a. m.
to 5 p. ni. at the SUB ticket both
Tuesday.
rlhoi f elected were Caroleena
Hernandez and Kathleen Song.-ter- .
'
and
Warren Wh'-aKatlnsn Funis, .sophomore; and
Maiiim Juki, Sara Jean Kiley and
junior.-- . All aie fioin
Judy

of weeks ago.

Work To Begin
On Special Barns

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Student Union Picks
10 Board Candidates

day with an official announcement
from Leroy McMullan, SC elections
chairman.
Another possible candidate men
tioned is Alan Isaacs, Delta Tau
Bob
Delta SC representative.
Wainscott, SC secretary of student affairs, announced his candidacy for the position a couple

The annual installation canquet
for incoming YWCA officers will
be held at 6 p.m. Monday In the
SUB Ballroom. Two new officers
are Jayne Wheeler, president; and
Henrietta Johnson, secretary. The
other officers will not be known
until a later date.
The YWCA Advisory Board, UniDormitory.' Then it would sell a versity YWCA members and their
million copies. . . ."
The University will begin work
families will attend the banquet.
soon on two special horse barns
Pearce later adds, "You cannot,
The new of f icers will be formas Dr. Donovan says, have a great ally initiated by the outgoing cab- to be built on the South Farm, adstate without a great .state
inet immediately following the jacent to the campus.
Announcement of the project
On Page 2
dinner.
was made Wednesday by Vice
President Frank D. Peterson.
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Peterson said the two barns
would cost a total of $21,000. The
Grayson Foundation, a national
organization of horsemen, will
finance the project.
it!
The two structures, called diagnostic barns, will be used for research and treatment of horses.
They will be located south of the
beef cattle barn on the barn.
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Forty-tw- o
copies of President
Emeritus Herman L. Donovan's
book "Keeping the University Free
and Growing" have been given
to foreign universities.
The gifts were made by Stephen
A. Rapier, New York City industrialist and UK alumnus, Dr. Donovan said Wednesday.
Rapier, ordering copies from the
University Press sent them to
rectors, presidents and chancellors
of colleges in almost every con-

No. 88

CP To Pick Top Posts
In April 22 Primary

Governor To Be At Honors Day

ire-hnie-

Kappa Sigma, Phi Sigma Kappa,
Triangle and Zeta Beta Tau had
not announced their contestants.

This missal leaf from a 15th century French manuscript will be
givtn in addition to cash, to t lie winner of the 15!) Samuel M.
WiUou Book Collettins Cunte-l- . It is donated Ly Norman II.
Co.
StrouM", president of the J. Walter Tl.um;-.oi- i

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athletic scandal, gradual integration here and shifting of emphasis
verity. And you cannot have a from teaching to research, a trend
pirat university without n presi- which Dr. Donovan regrets.
de nt of rouraRP. Thp rrcord would
indicate that in Herman Donovan
V1 had one."
I)r. A. I). Klrwan, In a review
Continued From rage 1
lor the Kentucky Alumnus, writes foy Tennessee Williams, directed by
"the greatest menace Dr. Donovani John rricharo.
it.
,From Ccrth"' involved
is
nedom of the University
of a dejected
with the
he subtle hut quite alarming en- girl has a cast of
. roichment of the state bureau- - drunken, dying
.
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Jurisdiction of
cracy on the age-ol- d
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1 III JUtte iiuu maimthe Hoard of Trustees,
Hunter Howerton, Ollie Morjran,
Dr. Donovan claims the "Board Mary Warner Ford, Rob Klam and
(.aiinot today submit a budget Don Galloway comprise the cast of
directly to the governor or legis- "The Flattering Word." a comedy
lature, but must submit it to a
taieiess Department of Finance of honeyed words
vlire requests are modified by "The Trigctt of Grcva." an exihi'se who frequently have little perimental sketch by John Prich- needs of the Uni- coiKept of
Continued Trom

Center
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The University will receive bids
r,.r roiv.trnrtinn of three
in Am-icenters, it was an- nounced this week.
TVnnlr Tl Prtorsnn. VirP VHTsi- (i(,nt for business administration.
oifj huilrlimr at rvvmet.rm. Cum- bcrland aml Henderson would be
brpan by mid.May. The three
conttTR are expected to open for
classes in uie utu ui ivv
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tin jinr ' uiiiiiun
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yesterday, Peterson
were asked
said. The Cumberland renter bids
rrcfv,d April It. and those
.
cpntpr ui he
accepted April 28.
The center at Covington has
been housed in the First District
the
T;
TTiurorrl Tlnll School there since it was first
t?Vln
nnpnpH - In the fall of 1948. Acicll- .. .
Vf i sity.
Is the nrst presentation ui iu
.
at Cum- Dr. Donovan writes a clear and
at UK ' according to Jackie ton of tne new centers will give
.......
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herland and Henderson
,m nth - flowinc narrative." Dr.
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Munaen. president ui uuikhui
Kirwan says. "His story is told Players.
vith restraint and dignity."
Admission is 25 cents.
book also covers
The
TK building, library expansion, the
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Such enthusiasm was there never
tn the UK campus as when the
fathering of students, 11.0G3 strong,
lir.ird Miss Ludean Gunch Rive the
annual Temperance Talk yesterday afternoon at Memorial Coli-Kiiformerly scheduled for Memorial Hall.
Following a vehement message
mi the evils of alcohol, John
I'rc ffitt and the dean himself led
the crowd in three cheers for
Clinch. Oh, it was inspiring!
The mrftinjc was sponsored by
the local Carrie Nation chapter
of Students for the Abolition of
Alcohol. All interested in Joining
m,

are

requested to contact Miss
Cluncli, who heads the crew. It Is
rumored that Thi Delta Theta and
Sigma Nu will this week make public their endorsement of the group.
So. coming in on a wing and
a prayer, we welcome you halfheartedly back to the big city. The
races start Thursday.

But

And over on South Hroadw.iy,
the I'hl Ciams arc holding open
house.

Then TOMORROW NIGHT...
The Phi Taus are going high
on the hog as they convert their
shelter into a barn for a Sadie
Hawkins Day party tomorrow
night. Costume will be Dogpatch
style. Music by the Four Sounds.
Due to a lack of available cash,
according to social chairman Arnie
Kemper, the Kapfi Sigs are staying home tomorrow night in Bermudas. With records.
Larry Faust's band will play for
Triangle's annual formal from
at Lansdowne C. C.
Monday night, IFC is having an
installation dinner for incoming
officers at Johnny Allman'.s. Congratulations to Jim Heil. etc.
Congratulations are. also due
Sigma Nu for the ton of Marlboro
packs it submitted to win the
.stereo. That early west wind is
just the mass morning cough issuing forth from the Snake house.

TO-

NIGHT...

Representatives from .sororities
and fraternities are dressing up in
outfits from local merchants to
vie for
in the annual
Sigma Chi contest. The parade will
begin at 8 p. m. in Memorial Hall,
and winners will be selected by a
panel of judges.
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Co., men in all fields, with no
military obligation, for sales.

Fsrk Forest (Illinois) schools, all
elementary grades, social studies
and English, mathematics, sciences,
With that, we say so iong to
arts and crafts, boys' and girls'
physical education, home eco- you and you and you. And YOU,
nomics, vocal music, guidance. you

in all fields.

Southern Stales
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H.ani: accountants; Owensboro
(Ky.) schools, elementary teachers,
Kach rs of junior high core, high
m hod history, general science and
matru matics.
Ap::l 8
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fihoo's, teachers in all fields.
April 8 Hamilton (Ohio) schools,
deme.itary teachers, junior high
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HOW TO BE A
THUMPING BIG SUCCESS ON CAMPUS
While up in the attic last week hiding from the tax man, I came
across a letter, yellow with ago, that dear old Dad had sent mc
when I was u freshman. I reproduce it below in the hope that
it may light your way as it did mine.
"Dear Son, (Dad always called me Son. This was short for
Sonncnberg, which used to be my first name. I traded it last
year w ith a man named Max. He threw in. two outfielders and
u
pitcher . . . But I digress.)
"Dear Son, (Dad urote)
"I supiose you are finding college very big and bewildering,
and maybe a little frightening too. Well, it need not be that way
if you w ill follow a few simple rules.
"First of all, if you have any problems, take them to your
teachers. They want to help you. That's what they are there for.
I'erhaps they seem a little aloof, but that is only because they
are so busy. You will find your teachers warm as toast and
friendly as pups if you will call on them at an hour when they
arc not overly busy. Four a.m., for instance.
"Second, learn to budget your time. What with classes, activities, studying, and. social life all competing for your time, it is
easy to fall into sloppy habits. Set up a rigid schedule and stick
to it. Remember, there are only 21 hours a day. Three of these
lmurs must be spent in.elass. For every hour in class you must,
of course, spend two hours studying. So there go six more
hours. Then, as we all know, for every hour studying, you must
spend two hours sleeping. This accounts for twelve more hours.-'hen there are meals three hours each for breakfast and lunch,
four hours for dinner. Never forget, Sonnenberg, you must
ela w cych mouthful twelve hundred times. You show me a
backward student, and Fll show you a man who bolts his food
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"Hut college is more than just sleeping, eating, and studying.
There are also many interesting activities which you must not
miss. You'll want to give at least three hours a day to the campus
newspaper, and, of course, another three hours each to the
dramatic and music clubs. And let's say a total of eight hours
daily to the stamp club, the debating club, and the foreign
affairs club. Then, of course, nine or ten hours for fencing and
and another ten or twelve for ceramics and three-car- d
inonte.
"Finally we come to the most ini)ortant part of each
at
I call 'The Quiet Time.' This is a period in which you
renew yourself just relax and think great thoughts and smoke
Marlboro Cigarettes. Why Marlboro? Hecause they are the
nut ural complement to the active life. They have bet ter 'makinV;
the filter filters; the flavor is rich and mellow and a treat to the
tired, a boon to the ' spent, u safe harbor to the storm-tosse'
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"Well, Sonnenberg, I guess that's about all. Your kindly old
mother sends her love. She has just finished putting up rather
a large batch of picklcs--ifact, X"0,(MK jars. I told.her that
with you away at school, we would not need so many, but
kindly old Mother is such a creature of habit that, though I hi,
her quite hard several times, I could not dissuade her.
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* The 'Silent' Faculty
The Daily Texan (University of
Texas) has been conducting an editorial appraisal of the "silent" faculty.
The paper's observations are the more
persuasive and the more generally
applicable because the editors do not
find a convenient villain. It is not a
case of throwing out the rascals, but
of recognizing the dynamics.
The key to the situation rests in the
statement that whereas in 1900 one
in 23 of our youth attended college,
the ratio today is one in three. This
explosion of students (and no account
is taken of the accompanying rise in
population) implies a parallel explos- -

r

ion of administrative machinery. High-

er education, whatever its trends,
operates by the means of big business.
Now the mark of a good administrator is his ability to keep the corporate engine running smoothly and
economically. It is therefore pointless
to attack President Logan Wilson of
Texas (and the Texan docs not attack him; it merely reports his position) for saying that conflicts must be
kept to a minimum in the academic
community as in any large enterprise.
But if the president insists on harmony, the faculty must subdue its intransigent members, and that will result in a quiet faculty. The paper
cites several instances of faculty members who fared poorly after being
associated with what the president

would presumably consider inharmonious statements or actions. Quite simply, they lost out at the pay window.
One sympathizes with Dr. Wilson's
fear that the enterprise he heads is
too large to suffer the eccentricities
of men addicted to truth, beauty or
abstract justice. The great vessel must
steer straight for its goal it cannot
veer for voices heard in the night.
But since the goal of good administration is good administration, faculty
and students alike are caught in a
circle. How to break out is not a
subject to be disposed of in a paragraph, but the way to begin is to
define the situation. That is what
the editors of the Texan have done,
and we relay the gist of their thoughtful appraisal in the hope that it will
arouse the controversy it deserves.
Drawing By Bob Herndon

The Nation

To The Editor:

Campaigns And Candidates

Tuesday night will be the beginning
grind for campus
of the month-lon- g
politicos. The issue? The control of SC
for next year. On April 7 the Students'
Party will begin the fight when it nominates its presidential and vice presidential candidates for the May 6 SC
election.
The Campus Party will name its top
two candidates in the April 22 SC Primary. Both parties will nominate their
assembly candidates in the primary elections.
Tuesday's SP convention is the one
of immediate concern. How does the
picture look now? And how will the
result reflect on the coming month of
campaigning?

The Students' Party picture is becoming clearer by the hour. Since Rep.
Jerry Johnson made his announcement
of candidacy on March 18, the wheels
of political fortune have been making
the rounds.
In the process Johnson has become a
decreasing factor in the SP outcome.
This has occurred for several reasons,
most notably Johnson's recent central
position in the campus alcohol controversy. Still, Johnson is the only "declared"
candidate. Who, then has come into the

picture?
Whayne Priest lias once more been
mentioned as a serious presidential possibility. But, like earljer jn the spring,
he is avowedly opposed to being nominated. Since late in March overtures
have been made on Priest's behalf, but
leluctance has repeatedly been
the
leply.
This week another name lias entered
the picture. Jim Stuckert, former SC
(SCA) representative in 1957-5has
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The Readers' Forum
Why Not Grog Shops?

On The Spot
By DAN

Kernel CarUon Br Skip Taylor

To tell you the truth, I think UK
should have beer parlors on campus.
What's wrong with grog shops? People
people just
are jokes anyway some
of humor.
don't have radical senses
The religious people can stay out of
this. But you ridiculous
who scream like constipated hypocrites
about Christian ideals and hold private
communions every night might as well
be true to the cause of
Think of the vast possibilities of the
drinking age could be lowered to 15 so
the sophomores could get in on the fun,
giving the school 'a reputation to make
Rupp seem like Judas Iscariot without
Listerine. After cashing a cold check at
the Campus Package Store, all the Independents could go to the top floor of
Funkhouser and sing with the dogs and
cancer monkeys, resultant of pre-me- d
sarcasm to fraternity row, the animals
who so vengefully and slyly have been
sliding us down the Creat Curve System.
As we go to the beer barn, made from
an excavation of Margaret I. King Library after a Campus Police raid, we
could pause at the mobile bar set up at
Whistle Corners by the sponsoring law
pub-plunge- rs

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suddenly come into the SP picture. . . .
bright and clear.
Stuckert was first
elected to SC two years ago when Dave
Ravencraft swept into office, and served
in SGA during its
into
its present form.
Stuckert has one other political asset-- he
is in the College of Engineering. To
the SP leaders this is important. Johnson, for example, is in pharmacy, while
Priest is an arts and sciences student.
For the Students' Party, arts
and
has been strong territory, while
sciences
in engineering the SP has suffered several setbacks. A year ago SC President
Pete Perlman lost the Engineering
by a big majority while carrying six
of the other seven colleges by good
Col-led-

ge

margins.

Stuckert looks like the likely SP
choice. What about vice president? There
are three candidates so far. Leroy
SC elections chairman; Bob
Wainscott, secretary of student affairs;
and Alan Isaacs, a new SC representative and member of the University Social Committee. The vice presidential
choice is far less predictable at this
Mc-Mulla-

n,

lip-servic-

e.

students.
Society would cremate the Philosophy
Department. Billie Rose Paxton's byline
would smother the Kernel's front page,
sports pages to tell all 9,000 students

Then, to really backfire on the conservative minds of humanity, IFC could
the Or ill as a coed slave
market, fronting it with a lew obvious
name like the Lonely Hearts Club. (At
the slave market, incidentally, all profits would go to the girls, thus keeping
the old customs and consummating the
purpose of it all.)
From sunup to sundown every Saturday we could have education, education,
education. That way more time could le
devoted to studies and extracurricular
activities, which, as we all know, round
out one's personality and make one
whole.
Learning? What for? Think ahead, to
the times. Each could start a union is
Slide
Law Union,
his college, e.g.,
Rulesters, Arts and Sciences Brotherhood. With one or two Fifth Ainenders
we could all get full pay, health insurance and retirement funds, simply by
striking against Alcoholics Anonymous
scabs.
Link would say: "I must sayyyyy, I
the
saw (last part of see-saorlon bottle for grain-i- o
alcohol the other day two days ago
a Tuesday I think-- or thought (for Archimedes was a thinker) and, oh, what
the hell, here's tire end of the stinking
page again, sooooo . . . ." etc. With the
for
styles fashioning our pocketlooks
their convenience, we could proceed to
classes for sex, sin and gospel singing.
Or maybe we should alxlish classes.
What are we hcie lor, anyway?
super-nolscrunchi-

est

Hap Cawood

goodbye, individually.

stage.

What kind ot campaign will follow?
If Taylor Jones, the only declared CP
candidate, is nominated, the campaign
wil certainly be one of ideas. Jones i