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Main gate closed to drop—ofir
trafi‘ic during pea/e hours

By Lindsay Hendrix

Features Editor

Although entering a controlled
area without the proper permit
has always been a violation, park—
ing officers often allow vehicles to
enter ifthe driver is only dropping
someone off or picking someone
u .
But as of last week, people
began to receive letters at the
main gate to the University, locat—
ed off of South Limestone, that
this will no longer be permitted
on Administration and Patterson
Drives.

“The request came when the

were parking for extended periods

of time in the bicycle lanes," said

Don Thornton, director of park-
ing and transportation services.

“Of course their concern was
that for the safety of the bicyclists,
we need to keep cars out of the
areas where they‘re supposed to
ride."

Although it has always been a
violation to allow unauthorized
vehicles past the main gate,
Thornton admits that if the driver
was not planning on parking, they
were often allowed to pass.

“You’re not supposed to be in
those areas without the proper
permit,” Thornton said.

The actual complaints that

sparked renewed enforcement of
the rule were not related to people
dropping students off and picking
them up, but to those who park in
the bicycle lanes while waiting for
someone.

“Parking where you’re not sup-
posed to park has always been a
violation.” Thornton said.

“The problem has been com-
plicated by the folks sitting in the
bicycle lanes blocking them up,
and that’s primarily during the
peak periods of the day."

It came as a surprise to Mark
MeAllister, anatomy and neurobi—
ology l’h.d. student, when he was
notified at the main gate last week
that he can no longer pick up his
girlfriend at White Hall Class—
room Building after 5 pm.

“I was surprised, because I’ve
always been able to pick her up
there before,” he said.

“And it was late at the time, too
- there was hardly anyone on cam—

pus."

Thornton said the incident
must have arisen from a misun-
derstanding of the policy, as it is
only to be enforced between 8
a.m. and 4 p.m., when the most
bikers are on campus.

“We realize that it’s gonna be
somewhat of an inconvenience,"
Thornton said.

“But when you’re concerned
about a whole lot of people, then
you have to try to do what's best
for the entire university."

Due to the new bike policy and
these restrictions being renewed,
Thornton believes that it will take
awhile to develop a system that
will suit everyone - bicyclists,
pedestrians and motorists.

“We're going to try to be flexi—
ble,” Thornton said.

“VVe’re trying to figure out a
way to accommodate everybody
without unreasonable inconve-
nience."

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Players IO0I( I0 tan, barber l0l‘ clean CIII

By Allison Marsh
StaffWriter

Kentucky football players are looking good.

Check out their hair. Then, thank “Miss P._l.“, the
barber.

Her shop on Limestone Street is a shrine of sorts
to Wildcat football. For the past three years she has
been a favorite with the players.

Tight end Paul McGonagle, an education sopho—
more, usually goes with a couple of guys at a time for
a cut and chat with P]. McDonald.

“She’s great,” said McGonagle. “She talks foot—
ball, or whatever. She’s like a friend."

A helmet sits in the window and football posters
cover the walls. McDonald's prized possession is a
framed picture of Bill Curry. He personalized it with
“thanks for being a friend ofmy players".

Three chairs from 1911 and pre—VVorld War I,
are spread across the small, but spirited room. The
seat cushions are candy apple red.

“I’m redoing them in blue," said McDonald. “I
wouldn’t want to jinx the team.”

Three years ago McDonald started her shop,

which has been in the landmark block at the edge of

campus for about forty years. Shane Ball was the first
player to come through the doors. McDonald said
she was a kid when Ball’s father, Sam, played for the
Indianapolis Colts under Curry. Later she got to cut
Sam Ball’s hair too.

Tucked away in her shop she keeps a Polaroid of

herself with the father/son duo. The picture was
hanging on the wall, but she was a nervous wreck the
day she knew Sam Ball was coming, so the picture is
not on display.

“He‘s huge,” she said. “The next day when I came
in I could feel his presence.”

McDonald, a tiny blonde, might stand as high as
Ball’s shoulder. Proudly, she wears a black Kentucky
Bench Power T—shirt strength trainer Steve Dungan
gave her.

Her love for football has to do with the people.
She is getting to know the game through barber shop
talks. In fact, until Curry came, she didn’t even pay
much attention to the team.

“Players were always getting in trouble," she said.
“But now there’s a different image of community
work and school. I’ve ained respect.”

She has also gainetfa fondness for each player she
has met. Likewise, they enjoy etting their hair cut.
Ever since the first summer 5 e was open, players
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3N", SHIP Sinre I 993 ‘Mix: R]. ’ has been a favorite among UK athletes for haircuts. ‘Mirr P]. ’ it known for her
colleetion of UK memorabilia that is displayed in her shop on Limestone.

Kurt Supe, Thad Corbin, Chad Hudson and Ball
were some of her first customers. She only charges
nine dollars and says the players tip her well. The
decor and company is appreciated.

From Wednesday morning she has an envelope
with David LaParelle’s hair. She also has over twenty
autographs, an autographed football and newspaper
clips on the mirrors.

Dental students, doctors from across the street,
soccer players, cheerleaders and some baseball play-
ers are regulars, also. All of her business is appreciat-
ed. If a family visiting UK from another part of the
state is drawn in by all the blue and cannot afford a
cut, she will only charge five dollars.

()ffe'nsive tacklejason Walker, a forestry sopho-
more, is one of the Cats who calls her “Miss PJ.”

“She’s always friendly,” he said. “It’s good to go in

there anytime because she's one of the biggest fans in
Lexington. She’s a real motivator.”

Walker and other regulars took a group of the
freshmen in to meet McDonald, and to get their
haircut. He said it is turning into a hand—me-down
tradition.

McDonald’s boyfriend, Steve Miller, is also a fan
of UK sports. He is talking to Walter McCarty about
his recording studio in Nicholasville. Their love of
sports and music explains the pictures of the Beatles
and Willie Nelson hanging alongside UK athletes.
The back wall of the shop also has a few basketball
posters. McDonald said everyone is a basketball fan,
so she is there to support the football team.

“They have touched my heart,” she said. “I feel
like I’ve been blessed. Every week I have something
to look forward to.”

 

By Ann Bodon
Staff Writer

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A drunk driving accident injured four
UK basketball players yesterday as justin
Drury, an English junior, slammed into the
back of their car in front of Administration

As sirens sounded from police cars,
ambulances and fire en ines became louder
Egp 5, Derek Ander-

eshimu Ken atta
Evans sat motionless in the car. .ach

one of them were truly hurt, but they

The basketball players and Drury were
part of a mock crash to demonstrate what
can happen when alcohol and driving mix.

The event was part of Alcohol Aware-
ness Week held by the Panhellenic Coun-
cil. This particular event was also spon-

Students get first hand look
at results of drunk driving

sored by Alcoholics Anonymous and the
Student Government Associadon.

Angela Ashley, vice president of Panhel—
lenic, who is in charge of this weeks events,
said the crash was done, “because it is dif-
ferent and because it has never been done
on a college campus before.”

The event was for the entire campus, not
just the Greek community, according to
Ashley.

“It is a very realistic way for people to
see what happens,” she said.

Panhellenic publicity chair, Amy Dunn,
said this event was put on to help others.
She said drunk driving was not something
that peo le should do and just pray they get
home a right because that is not always
what ha pens.

Leig Ann Motley, a member of Delta
Gamma social sorority, said the crash was
important.

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no plea at arraignment

In Fayette district court esterdav, Jay McCoy,
former assistant dean of stu ents and adviser to the
lnterfraternity Council, had his arraignment con-
tinued to a preliminary hearing.

The hearing, scheduled for Oct. 22, will deter—
mine if sufficient evidence exists to turn the case
over to a grand jury for possible indictment.

McCoy did not enter a plea in his arraignment.

He is charged with 10 counts of forgery and 10
counts of possession of a forging instrument. all
felony charges.

STATE Shem" ludlctfll on sex Charges

PRINCETON, Ky. — A sheriff

once honored after he was shot 12 times years ago

while making an arrest was himself indicted yester-

day on charges of rape, sexual abuse, official mis~
conduct and malfeasance.

Caldwell County Sheriffjames Dorroh, 59, is .

accused of taking a woman suspected of check
forgery to his office and 'raping her after be
extracted a confession, authorities said.

Dorroh, last elected in 1993, said throu h his
lawyer that he will plead innocent and “f1 r t the
char es with all the strength he’s had,” sai attor—
ney Bill McGee Sr. of Smithland. The sheriff, who
was not arrested, declined to comment.

McGee, the sheriff‘s attorney, said Dorroh was
aware of the investigation and had answered ques—
tions from the state police but wasn’t expecting an
indictment.

mmom Child abuse cases on rise

WASHINGTON — The abuse and ne lect of
America’s young nearly doubled between 1 86 and
1993, an increase so dramatic that it reflects a “true
rise" in the severity of the problem rather than one
based solely on heightened awareness, a federal
stud says.

he study, issued yesterday by the Department
of l Iealth and Human Services, says the estimated
number of children abused and neglected rose to
2.81 million in 1993 — up 98 percent from 1.42
million in 1986 when the last report was published.

The estimated number of seriously injured chil—
dren nearly quadru )led from 141,700 in 1986 to
565,000 in 1993, t e report said. It said those
statistics appear to “herald a true rise in the scope
and severity of child abuse and neglect in the Unit-
ed States.”

It is unreasonable to suppose that so many more
seriously injured victims of abuse and neglect
existed at the time of the last report and somehow
were not noticed by community professionals, the
report says.

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Fol-inor- IP Agnew dies at 77
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Spiro T. Agnew,

Richard Nixon's strident point man who railed
against the media as “nattering nabobs of nega-
tivism” and became the onl vice president to
resign in disgrace, died at age 7.

Agnew died Tuesda afternoon of undia osed
leukemia at Atlantic General Hospital in erlin,
near his summer home in Ocean City, hospital
officials said yesterday.

Picked by Nixon as his running mate in 1968,
Agnew esta lished himself as a national political
force by employing a colorful phraseolo in criti-
cizin anti-war protesters, liberals and t e media,
and by proclaiming himself spokesman for the
“silent majority.”

Agnew is survived by his wife, Judy, and their
son and three daughters.

The famil requested that no details about the
funeral be re eased. the Ullrich Funeral Home in
Berlin said.

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SGA apnrrwes its first fiscal policy

By Gary Wull
Arrirtam News Editor

The Student Government
Association has been without a fis-
cal policy for many years. In a full
senate meeting last night, SGA
alleviated this void.

Before the bylaw was passed,
co-bylaw sponsor Graduate Stu—
dent Senator Michael Tomblyn
remarked that “Under our bylaws
and constitution, at the first meet-
ing of the year we could vote not
to fund any student groups. We
could vote to ive each of us an
e ual share 0 the $100,000 or
w atever it is and walk off.”

The fiscal polic restricts the
allocation of SGA nds solely to
students. The bylaw also requires
the acknowledgment on all adver-
tising and printed materials of
SGA funding.

Funding of charities can only
be allocated through the SGA

president’s executive account.

Other bylaw highli hts include
a non-discrimination cause and an
equipment clause that states goods
purchased with SGA funds is

attempts equaling 50 percent of
the conference costs. Groups ask—
ing for money must state how
their organization's trip will bene-

 

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stu ents. nity.

In addition, 881! hudget 1998-37 Aja said his state-
SGA resident , ment is not an
Alan A)ja pro- V REVENUE $183300 established measure
posed a new cri- V OPERATING EXPENSES, for the senate but as
teria for the $57 700 ' a criteria for use in
request of fund- ’ determining a Pres-
ing for off-cam- V CAMPUS EXPENSES' idential Veto or
pus conferences. 3 76 930 ' giving suggestions

The new cri- ' to a group or orga-
teria re uires all , nization requestin
bills pqresented V SCHOLARSHIPS $7'800 funding. g
for conference The executive
funding to be rugégcglso‘rgotEXPENol- statement states if
accompanied by ' ' the bill does not
a filled out ques- V TOTAL EXPENDITURES' meet this criteria it
tionnaire to aid $147 890 ' will be subject to
SGA in the deci- ‘ veto.
sion—making The 1996 —— 97

process. All
organizations must be able to
show previous fund raising

SGA budget also

received final approval last night.
At the Sept. 4. full-senate meeting,

the proposed budget was discussed
for nearly an hour before receiving
primary approval.

Last night, the budget passed
without discussion before the fully
attended meeting.

The total expenditure for the
‘96—97 school year is bud eted at
$147,890, a reduction 0 $4,710
from last year. Senate allocation is
$36,260, a decrease of $1,940.

SGA Legal Service remains the
biggest expense in the budget at
$20,000. Nonetheless, the amount
is $5,000 less than the ‘95 —96 bud-

or.
g Also on the agenda was funding
approval for two upcoming events.
The 18th Annual Women’s Writ-
er’s Conference, Oct. 16 to 19,
received $1,000 for the honorari-
um of writer Toi Derricott.

The other bill passed $1,500
for bus trans ortation to an Oct.
24 dance fol owing the “Wildcat
Roar” pre-Homecoming celebra-
[I()II.

Ag alumni return to UK
for annual Roundup
with students, faculty

By Jennifer E. Dickey

Contributing Writer

While walking past the ES.
Good Barn this evening, you will
smell hundreds of rib eye steaks
and corn ears on the grill, hear the
laughter of students and see facul-
ty members dance the Macarena
in a large blue and white tent.

What could be the reason for
these festivities, you ask? It’s the
College of Agriculture‘s yearly
student/faculty picnic, one of Ag
Week‘s most popular events. If
you’re involved in the Agriculture
department, or just want to learn
more about it, stop by at five
tonight and join in the fun.

“The student/faculty picnic
gives students a chance to know
their advisors and professors out-
side of the classroom and to min—
gle with other students,” said
Daniel Tandy, agriculture student
council president. “It is not just
for the new students. It provides
fellowship and good times for
everyone.”

Tandy said the student council
asked each agriculture student
organization to have a faculty
member and student participate in
the Macarena dance contest for
the evening’s entertainment. Last
year, the Agricultural Communi—
cators of Tomorrow won the con-
test with their choreographed
dancc to “Cotton—Eyed Joe.”

Ag Week offers many other
exciting opportunities in addition
to the picnic. Farm Bureau night,
an event involving Farm Bureau
representatives coming for dinner
and looking at more than 40

departmental and student organi-
zation displays, was held yester-
day. Other events during the week
include the Rotary Club and
Louisville Ag Club luncheon
today, the Animal Sciences
reunion tomorrow evening and
the grand finale, Ag Roundup, on
Saturday.

Accordin to Grace Gorell,
director oft e College of Agricul—
ture Alumni Development office,
Ag Roundup is the biggest alumni
event on UK’s campus. Sixteen
hundred people are expected to
attend Roundup, a large part of
the 3,000 attendants expected
throughout the week.

“It’s one gigantic
reunion,” Gorell said.

Roundup was first developed in
1974 as a way to bring alumni, stu—
dents and friends together so the
college could thank them and tell
them how important they are.

“Roundup is a major endeav—
or," Gorell said, “but these people
are the blood of the college.”

This year, Roundup will feature
an antique farm machinery show
and activities for the alums’ chil-
dren, with a clown show and face
painting and balloons provided by
Ceres women’s fraternity. The
de artments and organizations
will also have hands-on activities
for the families at their displays.

“The College ofA riculture is
doing reat things an we need to
show t at off to our alumni,” said
Sara Hard , student ambassador
for the coflege. “Alumni are the
support we need to function, not
only financially, but they give us
moral support as well."

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VPossession of marijuana;
Haggin Hall; Subjects found in
possession of small amount of
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VTheft by unlawful taking
over $300 (felony); Fine Arts
Building; Complainant stated
listed items were taken from UK
Band Room.

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VTheft by unlawful taking
over $300 (felony); Virginia
Avenue Lot; Complainant stated
unknown persons removed listed
items.

VCriminal Possession of a
forged instrument; Euclid
Avenue; Subjects stopped for
DUI found in possession of
forged I.D.

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VThird degree criminal mis-
chief; Kirwan I; Complainant
advised of broken window possi-
bly from rock.

VFourth degree assault; UK
Medical Center; Complainant
stated she was assaulted by an
unknown subject.

VThird degree criminal mis—
chief; Blanding Tower; Subject
cited for throwing toilet paper
into tree.

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VThird degree criminal mis-
chief; Press Avenue lot; Com-
plainant stated she found listed
areas of her vehicle keyed.

VTheft by unlawful taking
over $300 (felony); Law School;
Complainant stated persons
unknown stole listed property.

“It 11

VTheft by unlawful taking
over $300; Jewell Hall; Com—
plainant stated persons unknown
removed listed property.

VFourth degree assault; UK
Medical Center; Complainant
was assaulted by listed subject.

VTheft by unlawful taking
over $300; Stoll Field; Com—
plainant stated persons unknown
removed listed property.

VThird degree burglary;
Medical Center Plaza; Com—
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Spring Break Trips 8 Money! Sell a Trips & Go Free! . . OStarting Salary $8} hr. Opportunities for
my. 1995. stooo cur 2691172. Bahamas cm, 3279. Cam" 5 m...“ 5399‘ “W F“ 'm'l'“ ca" ”my 3‘ ““300 oEvenrng. Ni. m. 8- Advancement
MEYER-CONRATULATIONS ON yoga new mm Panama Clty/Daytona $119! MORTAR BOARD KETING 6 pm. Execs. 530 pm. ”OFT"; 8"“ s oCoruprehensrve Benefit!
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MOSSIMD TEESI FNAL REDUCTle 2 ior $15! WANTED- Dmmnerlornewband. Shouldbewilling to n. ”I ' andlesslikeailondaAocordevery day? Needande? EX ariance on Holidays

Coun Sports. Corner 3. Limestone a Euclid 255-
5125

NEED casnsca needs poll workers Ior Sept. 26-27.
Apply 'n Rm. 120 salami Ctr.

PEACE IN THE JONES ei JDI‘s on Friday AND Satur-
63le

Pl KAPS- Thanks lor the Luau last night. We had a
blast. Love. the Sisters oi KKG.

ROSES SPECIAL! $9.98/dz. Cash E carry. $18.98
delivered In a g'II box. Visa/MC/Amex/Diners/Discw
er. Irmeriei Flowers 233-74“.

SAE AND CHI-O would like to invite ALL GREEKS to
the ALL GREEK iorrnal Wealesday September 25 in
the Student Center Grand Bellman.

SAVE 50% BUDGET CARPET. 5,000 sq yd. Special
purchase 0! 2nd’s S short rolls, room size remnants.
hornsa.00.1miSoulholeRlvernexttoRookyTop
Shell on US 27. Nicholasviie Rd.

SGAneedePolWork-rs. $5/hr.Applyian12081u
mntCtrElectlonsSept26—27

SIGMA KAPPA- Chapter retreat in Louisville this week-
end. Start packing!

SIGMA Nil-We had a great time wiggin out with you
grys last night! Love. the Sisters 01 Alpha Delta Pi.

SKYDIVIIG INSTRUCTIONS- train and jurrp same day.
390. 60543730311.

SPORTS SCORES AND SPREADSII 1-900255-2600
ext.8837. $2.99 per minute. must be 18 yrs. SERV-U
619645-8434.

W 1-900-255-2600 Ext.
7321. $2.99 per. min. must be 18 yrs. Serv-U (619)
6458434.

SPRING BREAK PARTY TRIP SALES Earn FREE
VACATIONS and GREAT COMMISSIONS selling
trips to Florida's most popular resorts! Travel Associ-
ates inc.. a leader in collegiate travel since 1979 pro-
vides lull marketing support. For more inlonnatron cal!
Steve at (800) 9989687.

STOP CRIME! Eliective. lowcost alarms tor home and
personal protection Write tor tree catalog or vrsrl our
website: http://wwwcitynel.nel/personal/lrost/secun—
ty.htrnl Frost Security Systems. 1138 Main Ave. Suite
E, Nitro. WV 25143.

TAN CLOSE TO CAMPUS, Located In Chinoe Shop
ping center. Student Rates. Five Consecutive visrts
$13.00 clean. cool, Friendly atmosphere. Excellent 30
minute bed. Suntique 269-4866.

THETAS want to congratulate Ashley R. on being cho
sen F RC.

WOMEN AGES 18-29. Make $180 tor participation in a
research protect. I! you have had a vaginal inlectlon,
treated with an antibiotic anytime during the past 6
months. call Pam. RN 272-7866, or digital pager 275-
7157. confidentiality always maintained.

WORK SATURDAYS IN OCTOBER AT KEENELAND!
Work in the afternoon and attend the lootball game in
the evening. On-the-iob training! EXCELLENT
WAGESi! For more inlormation call Tun Catering
Company GOG-2530541. EOE.

WORK SATURDAYS IN OCTOBER AT KEENELAND!
Work in the altemoon and attend the iootball game in
the evening. On-the-iob training! EXCELLENT
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help write onng music. Must have own equipment 5
access to practice space a plus. Call 252-5492 Ask
lor Matt.

ROOMMATE WANTED

DO YOU NEED ROMATES‘I Royd Lexingon Apart
ments will find roommates lor you! We oiler Midis!
leases lor all 0! our apartments. Fuly lumished and
only a live minute walk to campus. Call today. 278-
00%.

NEAR CAMPUS Upstairs unit at 200 Waller Ave. 1 8R,
large yard, oil street parking “GS/mo. I pay utilities.
Cal! Mike 268-6082.

NEAR CAMPUS- 3hr house. W/D. $167/mo. + 1/3 utili-
ties. on Journal Ave. 252-7517.

ROOM FOR RENT In University Commons.
$265Imonm. 3899464.

ROOMMATE to share Nice 3 bedroom apartment in
Sonnet Cove. S243/Mon. 266-7336.

ROOMMATE WANTED- Male grad student. 011 Euclid.
$200+ 2%”

STUDIOUS MALE to share spacious home in Lans-
downe. W/D, utilities. separate kitchen. telephone.
lumished bedroom. $295. Call 278-7664

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ALL TYPING/WORD PROCESSING - Resumes.
research. legal and theses. LAST MINUTE ACCEPT-
ED. Days, evenings. weekends. 254-1076 or 299-
7639

NEVER FORGET AGAIN! National Reminder Service
will remind you 0! every special occasion. One time
lee Sig. Call (606) 2664419.

PROFESSIONALLY TYPED. LASER PRINTED joumai
articles. manuscripts. resumes. newsletters. disserta-
tions, transcription. desktop publishing, APA, MLA.
etc Small businesses welcome. Pickup available.
Charlotte 278-5w1.

TYPING UNLIMITED. Low rates: last minute accepted.
Days. evenings. weekends. 2734632.

WORD PROCESSING TYPING MLA. APA. Medical.
legal. Everything guaranteed. Doris LaDow 273-2149.

TYPING IN HOME computer Microsolt and word perfect
programs. 6 cents per line. 2786240.

lost S Iound

FOUND: Bracelet 6 AM Friday 9/13/96 266-4100
Tobie.

LOST: SIBERIAN HUSKY Black it White with blue
eyes. Male ll lound please call Will at 253-9230.
REWARD 3838

Meetings

"ATTENTION ALLII UK BOOKSTORE CAMPUS
QUEST 1996, TO BE HELD SEPT. 22 AT 4:30. TAK-
iNG REGISTRATION FOR TEAMS OR lNDlVIDUe
ALS. YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR THE EXCITING
SCAVENGER HUNT AT STUDENT CENTER 2ND
FLOOR BY THE POPCORN MACHINE. THE UK
BOOKSTORE. OR THE STURGIL DEVELOPMENT
OFFICE. NOW THROUGH SEPT. 20.

"ATTENTION ALLII UK BOOKSTORE CAMPUS
QUEST 1996, TO BE HELD SEPT. 22 AT 4:30, TAK-
iNG REGISTRATION FOR TEAMS OR INDIVIDU-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woodlcncl Pork Bookstore
Introducing our staff:

2 scubo divers
1 scubd instructor
2 Phi Beta Koppos
1 marathon runner

1 not quite marathon runner
3 history motors
2 English majors
1 carpenter
. 1 Bach Festlvol sololst
3 PhD. candidates
1 archivist
1 Huntington Library Fellow
1 Eastern Kentuckldn
2 Coroilnldns
1 Virginian
1 health nut
I swimmer
2 computer buffs
1 jazz enthusiast

 

 

STUDENT HEALTH ADVISORY COUNCIL (SHAC) Ist
annual meeting Monday September 23rd. 500 at Unr
versity Health Service is! Iloor Kentucky Clinic
Everyone welcome! Oueshons? 323-5623 ext. 281

Call Kemel Classifieds at 257-2871! We can help!

NEED A RIDE? Kernel Classifieds can help! Call 257~
2871 and place an ad today! You'l get results!

 

 

U.K. SNOW SKI CLUB- 9/19/96. 7:00 pm Rm 111 Stu-
dent Cartier.

 

UK LAMBDA 'Paint Me Queer ' Thursday September
19th at 7:30 pm. in Room 231 Student Center. UK’s

 

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Earn good ray and sin great experience vvrth a well-respected company
that o ore positTona which Ir! your schedule! Apply in person III

UK Coroor Placement or Tho Department tor Em Io out Sonic...
300 South Uppor Street Loadnqton. Kg 3208

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2 Republicans I;
3 Democrats ‘ l‘
5 liberals at
I University of Virginia graduate
I University of South Carolina graduate

I University or North Carolina graduate
1 Whittier College graduate
3 UK TA:
1 bridge pla