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The Kentucky Kernel
VOL. XI.

Semi-Weekl-

LEXINGTON

Y., ,4PRIL 19, 1921

"
CLASS OF 1920 GIVES
GIRLS' GYM CLASSES
TO GIVE EgjBmggN PRINTS TO UNIVERSITY

Diipuucm

GLEE CLUB TO OFFER
DEAN MELCHER BACK
PROGAM IN CHAPEL

Building University Musicians Return From
Two hundred and fifty girls will Walls of Administration
Adorned by Four New Pictures
tnko pa rt In the exhibit to'be given by
Successful Tour of State.
the Physical Education Department
OH STOLL FIELD TRACK May 1 2on Stoll Field, directed by MIsb
The Men's Glee Club of tho UniverFour handsome pictures, have been
Sarah Blandlng. One hundred and presented to the University by the sity will appear In Chapel Wednesday
twcnty-olgh- t
will bo In the mnrch and Class of 1020 and hung in the hall of evening In a public concert, offering a
thirty In the dances. The program tho Administration Building. The pic varied program In which something
Clare, Wilhelm and
will bo divided Into two parts, the first tures are from the Chavanncs series of may boVound to suit any taste. The
part consisting of the march, gym- Copy prints. Their subjects are: Club returned Sunday from a week's
Win Features at Kentucknasium tactics, Indian club drill and "Philosophy," "Epic Poetry," "Pastoral tour of the State.
y-Tennessee
Meet
apparatus; the second part containing Poetry," and "History," and are reTho program Is opened with three
a number of Grecian dances. A Greek productions or originals In the Boston selections by the Club, followed by a
FIELD IS SLOW
temple is' to bo erected before which Library. The pictures were chosen violin solo by Prof. Lambert. Other
the maids, In Grecian costumes, will from a number of subjects by Presi- selections include offerings by the Club
Blue and White Captures dance. The Department of MubIc will dent McVey. Each plcturo has affixed Quartot, Saxophone Sextet, and the
Ten Firsts, Eleven Seconds assistiln the exhibition and the entiro at. the bottom of the frame a small Hawaiian Trio. Solos will be given
public is dnvlted as well as gymnastic brass plate Inscribed with the name by Anderson and Clem, and Porter
v
Captain Warren Clnro got away supervisors from nearby towns.
of tho plcturo and "presented by the will entertnln with a whistling solo.
with four firsts and a second totaling
Class of 1920, Clyde Bland, president."
twenty-threpoints, Jimmy Wilhelm
JJ
form In the
displayed surprising
Ifhurdles and Bob Porter won one of the
KENTUCKY COLLEGE
prettiest races ever witnessed on Stoll
N Field for the features
PRESENT "THE AMAZONS"
of the Wildcat-- i
HAS GREAT SUCCESS
Volunteer Track Meet on Stoll Field
' Saturday
afternoon when the. Cats
walked away from the field with 92 Play Written by Kentuckian
Humorous Play To Be Given
Senate Passes Association
points In their possession while the
In Chapel by Literary
Pleases Large
Kentucky
Tennesseans had only 25.
Monday
Rules
Society
Audience
N
won ten firsts, eleven seconds and one
Session
tie, while Tennessee won three firsts,
Barrlngton, Viscount LItterly
class
Dramatic Production
The
two seconds and one lie.
Fred Houston-Shamuddy that all under tne direction oi rroiessor w.
The field was so
The recommendation of The Asso- Galfred, Earl of Treen- times were slow, but this In no way Mikesell presented the "Bookmaker's ciation of Kentucky Colleges and Uniaways
April 4, in
,John Land
detracted from the Interest. A very Shoes" Thursday afternoon
versities which was approved by the Andre, Count De
The play written
good crowd wa's out despite the cold the Little Theater.
Grlval
was Senate, Monday, has the following
Jack Derringer
and threatening weather, .and stayed by Earl Mitchell, a Kentuckian,
regulations:
Rev. Roger
up full of pathos and humor of special ineven after Kentucky had rolled
Members of the faculty of any col
Minchin
Frank Wiedekemper
such a lead that the Volunteers had no terest to Kentuckians.
lege or university in' Kentucky which
Fitton (Gamekeeper
Robert Bamber
The play waswell managed and the
to win.
chance
1. Has as many as eight departplace in the 100 parts were excellently handled by the ments in the liberal arts and sciences, Youatt (a Servant) ..Jack- Swearingen
Clare had won first
George Rouse
Orts (a poacher)
yard dash, 220 yard dash, 120 yard cast which was as follows: the "Little each having at least one full time
Miriam, Countess of Castle- "Rogue"
high hurdles, 220 yard low hurdles, Girl, Kitty Conroy, the
of professional rank, and
jordan
Margaret Harbison
"book teacher
nd was second to Snyder in the Eugene Siler, Buck Wilson, the
2. Requires for the baccaulaureate
Lady Noeline Belt- Wilhelm, was second in maker" James Shouse, the "Mes- degree the completion of at least one
broad jump.
Lucy Smith
urbet
j
number of points scared with 12., He senger" John Burks.
hundred and twenty hours (semester) Lady Thomasin Belt
The play deals with a very interestvon the high jump, was second on
exclusive of physical exercise, and
urbet
Henrietta Rogers
both of the hurdle races and was ing incident in the life of
3. Requires for admission to its
Sergeant Shuter
Lillian Dalton
living in New York, who Is
with one fourth of the Ave
credited
freshman class not less than fifteen
"The Amazons," the play of a hunrace won by Ken- still pursuing the trade of bookmaking. units approved by the accredited
points in the .relay
dred laughs, will be given by
The' "Little Girl," through the trick of
tucky.
schools committee of this association,
Literary Society Thursday
and acquaintance, thinks that Buck
Bob Porter, sturdy miler and
and
evening at 8:15 in the chapel.
inThis
of the. Kentucky squad, proved Wilson, is a buyer of poems and is
4. Has in addition to income de,is full of humorous
blood when he won nocently sent to him to sell her rived from tuition, the Income from a farce by Pinero
the stamina in his
race from the long- - mother's poetry. At first, Buck refuses productive endowment of not less than and laugh provoking situations. Much
the
of the humor of the farce is. created by
winded mountaineer Hadley of the the poems, but, when he learns that three hundred thousand dollars, or Is
the attempts of the three young lovers,
daughter of the
Tennessee squad. Hadley, had pre- - the "Little Girl" is the
supported by taxation, and
Treenaways, LItterly, De Grival, to
in the mile and first man who had ever befriended
viously beaten Porter
5. Has accessible to its students vn
circumvent the Marchioness and court
r- him, and that she is a Kentuckian, he library adequate to
the needs of the
Continued on Page 2.
takes the poetry and gives the girl all various departments, properly .cata- the Amazons.
Margaret Harbison, Lucy Smith and
lately won in a
the money that he has
logued and supported by aft annual
horse race. The "Rogue," who 'at- adequate appropriation for permanent Henrietta Rogers are extremely good
S. A. E. FRATERNITY
as the willful but charming sisters.
tempt sto hold him up, is corfverted
HOST OF DANCE from his evil way by tho generosity additions, and
John Land Is fine &s the very English
G.
Has enough scientific equipment Lord Treenaways and Fred Houston-Shaof tho bookmaker.
Sig Alphs Entertain With
and Jack Derringer show up well
Following the production th audi- - to provide for at least two full years
v Party at Lafayette Hotel Saturday
ence and players were entertained at of laboratory instruction in each of as LItterly and D.e Grlval. Claribel
the fundamental sciences (biology, Kay Is well cast as the Marchioness.
a Tea given by tne woman's uuuu.
chemistry and physics) which facil Tho cast has been carefully chosen
Slgma Alpna
'ft- ,- .Kentucky Epsilon of
ities are maintained by adequate an and every mamber plays up well.
Epsilon, entortained with its annual PROF. ZEMBROD ENTERTAINS
nual appropriations, shall be recogThe play
directed by Prof.
dance in the ballroom of the Lafayette
ROMANCE LANGUAGE CLUB nized as
members of this association Mikesell and Prof. Sax' has given
Saturday evening, April 1C. The
Hotel
after tho acceptance of the institution valuable assistanc in the costuming
ballroom was artistically decorated
Tho Romanco Language Club was to which 'they belong by the execu and scenery. Llttlo Theater season
with streamers of the fraternity colors,
tickets may be used for the play.
hung from the center of the room" and entertained Monday night, April 11, tive committee of this association.
In addition to these recommonda-tions- , Single tickets are 75 cents.
caught on the walls, forming a huge by Professor and Mrs. Zombrod at
recommendations as to tho evalunnnnnv nf mirnlo unci cold. A large their homo In West Fourth street. Two
electric illumination ot the fraternity acts from "Le Voyage do Monsieur ating tho rating of colleges or Uni- AMERICAN
CHEMICAL SOCIETY
memversities for membership in the Aspin decorated the south wall of tho Porrlchon" were presented by
most Interest- sociation were also approved by the TO MEET WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20.
ball room and on the side walls wore bers of tho club. Tho
,
hung felt and leather banners. Mon-i- ing feature of th program was some Senate. These qualifications regard
Tho seventieth meeting of the Lextaguo's Sextette furnished the music. French songs sung by Professor Zom- tho conferring of degrees, tho character of the curriculum, the organiza- ington Section of tho Amorlcan ChemThe programs were leather card brod and accompanied by Mrs.
tion of the schools, and tho salaries ical Society will bo held In tho chemcases stamped with tho fraternity
istry lecture room, Now Chemistry
Tho following officers wore elected and training of tho faculty.
The dance was one of tho most
year: Alloen Lemon, presiBuilding, University of Kentucky on
brilliant of the year and many TJnivor-f- for next
STROLLERS-A- T
Wednesday, April 20th, 1921, at 3:45
WINCHESTER
slty and out of town folk enjoyed the dent; Dixon Davidson, vice president;
p. m. Tho program will consist of lecW. A. Anderson, treasurer; Elizabeth
$gj$k': hospitality of tho SIg Aphs.
Allen, secretary.
The Strollers presonted "The Ad- tures on "The Work and Purpose of
Tho list of hosts follows:
"Delicious refreshments of Ice cream, mirable Crlchton" at tho Winchester tho Bacteriological
Division of tho
(Chapter Roll Messrs. II. B. Orr, R.
cake" and homemade candy wore Opera House Friday night, April 15. Dopartmont of Public Service LaboraW. Hagan, M. K. Eblon, M. K. Rovlll,
Tho cast, property men and University tories," by Edwin J. Gott and John B.
served.
Loland Snoddy, J. D. Dinning, C. L.
Orchestra motored to Winchester by Nelson.
jOonnoll, J. T. Lovott, N. D.
Wood, R. J
way of Paris, leaving Lexington at 4
WOMAN'S LEAGUE HOLDS MEETThis program should bo of Interest
Witt, R. P. Lavln, W. G. Kofauvor, J.
ING IN LITTLE THEATER o'clock.
to tho University community and tho
K . Wilhelm, E. E. Slier, Paul Atkins,
m
genoral public. All are cordially InR. C. Little, V. C. Rogers, Gorald Grlf-1lTHETA SIGMA PHI MEETS.
vited to attend.
The Woman's Loaguo of tho UniverO. K.
J. R. Popper, II. G. Malono,
sity hold a meeting In tho Llttlo
Kolloy, T. II. Hagan, G. M. Patterson,
There will bo a meeting on Tuesday
Theatre, Thursday at tho fifth hour.
DOROTHY POTTER TO HEAD
J. R., Albright, B. F. Crnddock, S. C. Kttthorlno Christian, President of the afternoon at 3:30 at tho Kappa Delta
KITTENS
Hart,' J. E. Byors, J. H. Layman, E. P.
League presided at tho mooting. houses of Thota Sigma Phi, Journalistic
Miss Dorothy Potter was elected
Martin, J. B. Preston, II. S. Jackson.
Elcholborger spojeo on "How to sorority. Tho initiates will entertain basket ball captain of tho Kittens for
Pledges JMossrs. A. T. Rico, F. C. Miss
v
"
Select a Diet" or a Meal at tho tho old members with an origlnul story tho coming yenr and Miss Margaret
Clardy, T. E. Hall, J. T. Dundon.
Many of tho students or poem, which Is to bo read before Jameson, Maunger, at the meeting of
Cafeteria."
tho sorority.
wore present at the meeting.
tho team Thursduy morning, April 14.
Continued on Page 3.

defeat

VOLUNTEERS

Porter

Phili-sophia- n

two-mil-

two-mil- e

has-bee-

Zem-bro-

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No. 32

Tuesday-Frida- y

FROM CONVENTION

Kentucky Dean of Men Secures 1922 National Con-- ference for Lexington
BRINGS GOOD

REPORT

Student

Government Endorsed by 15 Colleges

Professor

R. Melcher, Denn of
from Iowa City, Iowa,
Sunday, where he has been to the National Convention of College and Uni
versity Deans of Men. Professor Mel
cher succeeded In having Lexington
named for the next meeting .which will
begin on May 2, 1922. '
A resolution endorsing student cooperative government Jn all student
activities was unanimously passed. A
number of Colleges and Universities
sent representatives to sit with the
Deans with the aim of creating similar
offices at their institutions. The Uni
versity of Missouri is one of the most
prominent schools that will appoint a
Dean of Men.
Dean Stanley Coulter, of Purdue
University, one of the leading biologists of the country, who represented
that school at the convention, will
speak in the University chapel on May
10. Doctor Coulter has been at Purdue
thirty-fou- r
years and is the only man
In the United States carrying on work
In a building erected in his honor. He
Is a brother to the noted Doctor John
Coulter, head of the Department of
Botany at the University of Chicago.
The following schools were represented: University of Illinois, University of Wisconsin, University of
Michigan, Ohio Wesleyan, Toledo University, University of Nebraska, University of Iowa, University of Minnesota, University of Kentucky, University of Missouri, Iowa State College,
Grinnell College of Iowa, Carnegie Institute of Technology,' Iowa State
Teachers College and the University
of Colorado.
C.

Men, returned

ALPHA XI GIVES
FOUNDERS' BANQUET
Engagements of Two of Local
ter Are Announced

Chap-

The engagements of Mary Harkel-roato Harry Thompson, both of London, Kentucky, and Anna Jean Smith
to Everett E. Elsey, both of Lexington,
were announced at the annual Founder's Day banquet of the XI Chapter of
Alpha XI Delta fraternity, which was
held at tho Phoenix Hotel, Saturday,
April 1G, 1921. Tho brides-elec- t
are
members of tlio college chapter and it
is intended that they will have a
double weeding in tho fraternity house
In Lyndhurst Praco during the com;
Ing commencement week.
Tho tables wero In tho form of a T
and decorated with a largo wicker
basket of pink rose buds and tied with
streamers of tho fraternity colors,
double blue and old gold.
Pink
candles In silver candlesticks tied with
tulle, and illuminated with tho emblem
of tho fraternity,
lighted tho room.
Tho place cards wero cupids which
hold a surprise for tho guests, in tho
form of a card having spaces for tho
names of tho Jonguged couples. In
tho center of tho T was a tUff double
wedding party. Tho favors wore tiny
brides and- grooms.
Miss Suo Boardman presided ns
toastmlstress
and Introduced Miss
Dorothy Harris who announced tho engagements .of Misses Harkolroud and
Smith, hi rhyme.
Tho following
,
toasts wero given:
Milk Toast
Margaret Brooks
d

Continued on Page 2.

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KENTUCKY

KERNEL parents have rushed them through
sixage

high school nt tho
of fifteen or
teen and scut them on to college to
The ofllrlnl publication ofthc ntndont anil
put their noso in a book mid mnko a
thfl Alumtil AnKoelntlon of the University
degree In two or three years, students
of Kentucky,
who are not only out of touch with the
la responsible
for th world but who never have boon in
Tho
editorial policy of the paper; the Managing
touch with it. They arc students who
editor for tho new policy.
liavo had no experience by which
Rntereil nn neconil class matter at the they may test what they are taught,
Lexington, Kentucky.
poKtnfflee,
thpy have no measure by which to determine values, they have no perft cents a Copy
KllftO n Vcnr
spective from which to look at things
in their proper relations, nnd, furtherUUIf.DINt)
JOURNALISM
OI'IICK
more, they have nothing to. which to
KIHTOIUirt-rillKapply tho knowledge they acquire nfter
J. DONALD DINNING, '21
they ncqulre It. To such students a
nntl A0H7
I'honcM 2117-college education Is useless until four
or five years after graduation, when
MANAHINO i:i)ITOK
they have learned to npply it. And
GERALD GRIFFIN, '23
nniJ JOBS
I'honcH 2117-these are your parlor bolshevlsts.
This condition, and others which
SI'dltTINO KD1TOR
arise from the same causes, nre duo
Joe T. Lovett, 'Si
merely to tho fact that anybody may
ASSOCIATE KD1TOKS
go to college. Mental equipment has
Clarlhcl Kay, '21 Mary Elizabeth James. '22 nothing to do with It. Anybody who
Frances Marsh, '22
Isabella Dickey, '21
has an entranco fee is admitted.
Kern .loluiHon, '21
Scholarship standards are not so high
but that a good memory will keep one
KKI'OKTKItS
in school. When this hothouse plant
Knthei Ine Conroy, '23
W. K. Dorman, '23
Kllznbeth Hume. '22 Dortlien Murphy, '12
begins to sprout can the college proMcNamara, '23
Margaret Lavln, '24 Irene
fessor be held responsible for what it
Ruth Hutflison, '23 produces?'
Anna - Connor, '23
The possibilities of the
Elizabeth Yelser. '24
psychiatric test for admission to college are being developed, notably by
BUSINESS MANAGER
H. B. LLOYD, '21
Columbia University. In this day of
overcrowded universities this means
MANAGER
ADVERTISING
of weeding out the unfit is worthy of
.1. Ilurlon I'rewltt, '28
honest investigation. Certainly this is
II. F. Walts, ':;2
the mfcans by which the colleges of the
MANAGER
CIRCULATION
country may be purged of their
Glenn Tlnsley, '22
"radicalism."
TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1921
BUCHHERT'S WILDCATS
IN COLLEGES.'
"RADICALISM
DEFEAT VOLUNTEERS
Continued From Page 1.
Our honored preceptor in journal- seemed confident of winning the two
has in its
ism, the Courier-Journamile heat. 'Hadley led for the. greater
issue of April 13 an editorial headed part of the race but was passed by
"Radicalism in 'Colleges" which is Porter for about a half lap. Then Hadrecommended to the serious consider- ley sprinted with ease and passed
ation of students everywhere. There
Porter again. With a last great effort
is matter for thought in it, though the on the stretch Porter passed Hadley
situation is, we believe, somewhat at the
finish by the narrowest of marexaggerated.
gins and both fell exhausted in the
Courier-Journa"The fact is," says the
arms of their teammates.
"too many of our colleges
Boyd tied with Key of Tennessee
are hotbeds of socialism, parlor
in the shot put at 24 feet, 2
inches.
pink-te- a
Hayden wrenched his knee as he hurlstateutopianism. This rather broad
ed the Javelin 141 feet but Tennessee
ment is hardly in accordance with the could never come near it. Hallowell,
facts. There are fewer radicals, in of Kentucky, threw the stick 139 feet
proportion to numbers, in the schools
for second place.
of the country than there are on the
Dorman, liigh Jumper, was declared
outside. There Is a wide, very wide, ineligible Just a few moments before
distinction between radicalism and the meet began, but Wilholm beat
progressivJsm which must be ob- Janes of
Tennessee In that event.
served. Most of the long haired masThe 120 high hurdles were shortenfeminine
and
culine
ed to 110 yards and the 220 low
"scoffers of convention" who have hurdles were shortened to 200 yards.
through college went through in
been
Following is a list of the events and
the capacity of sightseer or messenger results:
scoffs
boy. The university man "who
.
dash Clare. Kentucky,
at such 'conventions' as the Army and first; Nantz, Kentucky, second. Time,
Navy"" is usually a man who has
10 seconds flat.
served his time in one of the two and
One mile Hadley, Tennessee, first;
Amerl- ,is only indulging his inborn
Porter, Kentucky,
Time,
second.
,can tendency to grumble, a character- 4:46 35. ,
istic or tne uougnuoy auruiK uie wui.
Kentucky,
dash 'Clare,
He would be the first to resent actively first; Nantz, Kentucky, second. Time,
similar remarks from an outsider.
23 seconds.
'
In an analysis of tho cause of the
hurdles (distance reduced)
supposed condition the CourierJournal
lare , Kentucky, first; Wilhelm,
arrives, with great force, at the col-- , Kentucky, second.
Time, 15
a type, is
lege professor, who, "as
seconds.
isolated from the world," a man out
run Porter,
Kentucky,
of touch with the hard facts of the first; Snyder, Kentucky; second. Time,
world, a dreamer and a theorist. This 55
seconds.
is a great injustice to the body of the
run Porter, Kentucky,
profession. No class of men gives first; Hadley,
Tennessee, second. Time,
greater time and attention to its mora 10 minutes, 38
seconds.
ing paper and the discussion of cur
hurdles Clare, .Kentucky,
professors. Many of
rent events than
first;
Wilhelm, Kentucky,
second.
them, and this is especially true of Time, 28 seconds.
economists and sociologists whose
teachings are more concerned with
bolvhovism, socialism and allied sub
jects, are engaged in outside activities CASSELL'S
PHARMACY
which keep them quite in touch with
reality. The
Interstate Commerce
PHONE 115
Reserve
Commission, the Federal
Board, tho Federal Trade Commission, "SWAN" Fountain Pens
having to do with tho realities of lifo,
wont to tho college faculty for their
BORATED
exports. Instances could ' bo multiplied.
For Chapped Hands and Rough Skin
It might bo . well to seek a little
deeper for tho cause of any radicalism
thore may bo in colleges, to investigate the other side of the equation
tho student. The "hot beds of
will bo found to bo tended For Any Kind of Dental Work Call on
byyoung students of immature mind
who have been educated by the "hot Drs. J. T. & E. D. SLATON
Dentists 127 Cheapside
bed" method, studonts whoso fondi Phone 864--

880-yar-

Rtlltor-ln-chl-

short-haire-

run Thornton, Kentucky,
first; Royd, Kentucky, Recond. Time,
2 minuted, 0 seconds.
. ha f
2
hz
Javelin Hayden, Kentucky, first,
141 feet; Hollowell, Kentucky, second,
1.18 feet.
Shot put Doyd, Kentucky, and Key,
Tennessee, tied for first place, 34 feet,
2M inches.
Discus 'Key, Tennessee, first, 110
feet 'Hayden, Kentucky, second.
Kentucky,
Broad Jump Snyder,
first, 20 feet 2& inches; Clare, Ken- tucky, second, 19 feet 17 Inches.

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ALPHA XI DELTA GIVES
FOUNDERS' DAY BANQUET
Continued From Page

Light Bread
.Elizabeth Lovett
Hot Toast
.Lorraine West
"Dry Toast
.Lula Blakey
Virginia Shanklln
Buttered Toast .
JMary K. Venable
Scorched Toast
Between courses "piano isolos were
played by Elizabeth Ellis and Laura
Hubbard. Roxane Trimble delighted
those present by singing Cadman's At
Dawning, and Alpha Xi Delta "Memories."
Those present were Dorothy Blatz,
Sue Boardman, Isabelle Dickey, Virginia Shanklln, Dorothy Harris Isa- -

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Running high Jump Wilholm, Kentucky, first, 5 feet
Inches; Janes,
Tennessee, second.
Kentucky won the relay In 3 minutes
4G
seconds. Composing the winning
team were Snyder, Boyd, Wilholm and
.
Thornton.
Officials were: R. W. Owens, referee and starter; Albert Hukle, announcer; Ireland, Gill, Goble, timers;
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Shave
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153 South Limestone St.
Lexington, Ky.

Next to Union Depot

LEXINGTON, KY.

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Alumni "Notes

UII.DREN

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KERNEL JOKE CONTEST

Dues to tho Alumni Association, $2 a year, lnclmlo subscription
to Tho Kernel and the Alumni Directory. Address Herbert Graham,
University of' Kentucky, Loxlnpton

A first prlzo of $1 and three additional prizes of fifty cents each will
bo given each week to students submitting the best original Jokes or
short humorous poems. Contest for
each week ends on Friday, at noon.
Contestants must sign name to contribution, but namo will bo withhold from publication on request.
Doposit in Joke Box, Kernel office,
basement of Science building.

Sec'y-Troas- .,

Tom L. Gorman Is a mining engineer
The Alumni Secretary lias requested
Information of all former students and for tho Larjan Coal Co. at Blackoy,
alumni who are candidates for tho Ky.
Kentucky legislature.
J. C. Morris Is concrete Inspector
for the "Louisiana State Highway DeMiss Mary L. Aitkins, 95, now at partment with headquarters at Port
Oneida (Ky.) Baptist Institute, Is ar- Allen, La.
ranging for the organization of a Clay
Nick T. Puckett is with ,M. A. Hofft
County Alumni Club at Manchester tho Co., Indianapolis, Ind.
last week In April.
Edward A. Puryear Is an attorney at
Paducah, Ky., with offices in the City
Wm. P. Johnson '01 Is -- principal of National Bank Building.
the High School at Barlow, Ky.
Dean Slagle is a graduate student
J
Howard D, McElroy '12, who was a at Columbia University.
Leo E.'iSteinhauscr is a salesman for
captain of infantry In the World War,
tho EcCnomy Cultivator and Imple
da with McNcny & McNeny, Investment
estate dealers, In ment Company, Los Angeles, Cal.
bankers and real
A. L. Stephens Is county road en
Dallas, Texas.
gineer at Burlington, Ky .
.
Walter B. Mobley '16, Bruin, Ky., la
.candidate for county attorney In El
ty
and is expeoted to have
no opposition for the Democratic
nomination.
liott-Coun-

FIRST PRIZE.

AND

TIIK BEST ORCHESTRA

Can You Answer?
Where can a man buy a cap for his
knee?.
Or a. key for the lock of his hair?
Can his eyes bo called an academy,
Because there are pupils there?
In the crown of his head, what gems
are found?

2r WAR

TAX,

Who travels tho bridge of his nose?
the roof
of his house,
The nails on the end of his toes?
Can tho crook of his elbow be sent to
Jail?
If so, what did ho do?
How does he sharpen his shoulder
blades?
I'll bo hanged If I lmow do you?
Can ho sit In the shade of the palm of
his hand?
Or beat on the drum of his ear?
Does the calf of his leg eat the corn on
his toes?
If so, why not grown corn on the
enr?
Geneva Rice.

field, Ky.

Ed iE. Hardin is Junior member of
the firm of Hardin & Hardirt, Evans-ville- ,
Ind. iHenry T. "Boc" Hardin 14
Is the senior member of tho firm. Another member of ithe Evansville club
is W. Lee Smith '16, of Smith & Waller.
Miss Elizabeth L. Bertram is head
.of the English department, Paducah
(Ky.) high school.
Clyde Bland is agricultural agent for
the Illinois Central Railroad with offices Jn the Grand Central Station,
Memphis Tenn.
. IMiss Lucille Blatz is a teacher .in the
Ballard school, Jefferson (County, Ky.
Miss Lucy J. Cracraft Ms teaching
in the public schools at Cynthlana.

LOST ALUMNI
The alumni secretary has requested
information, of the following "lost"
alumni: Hiram Shaw, '92; Dr. Edward
.C. Aullck, '94; James H. Graham, '00;
Flemen C. Taylor, '02; Hal Walker
Smith, '10; George M. Hendrlckson,
'11; .Robert G. Strong, 11; Harry G.
Korfhage, '12; Ruby Leon Marcum,
'12; Herman F. Vogllotto, '12; Alvln
H. Colbert, '13; Louis David CovRz,
'13; Fred Farls, '13; Wm. Survant
Penny, '13; Luolla Martbn Schaffer,
'13; Geo. Atwoll Scott, '13; Edward C
T. Blakor, 14; Herman Leo Donovan,
14; William H. Jones, '14; Graham
Allen Smith, '14 ; Caroline T. Watklns,
'14; Zachariah P. Hamilton, '15; Mel-viHays Judd, '15; Elizabeth G.
Mooro (Mrs. Bon II. Lowry), '15; Jas.
McGlnnos Nioding, 15; Mrs. Bessie
Foglo VJudd, '16; David McChord
'Phelps, '16; George D. Aaron, '17;
Helen D. Burkholdor, '17; Rutherford
Y. Flshback, '17 ; Benjamin F. Foster,
'17? Everett S. Ponn, '17; Eugono A.
Taylor, '17; Burton F. Williams, '17;
George C. Bradley, '18; Lucy E. Robinson, '18 Arnold H. Webb, '18; David
C. Dudley, '19; Moso Smith, '19; Porry
Elmo Thomas, '19; Morris Vilcofsky,

Bum Hoy, gltnmp some tobacco. I
Avant a paper so bad I ain't oven got a
match.

HOST OF DANCE
Continued From Page 1.

Lexington Alumni Messrs. W. J.
Harris, A. J. poster, Warricld Gratz, A.
D. Hall, J. M. Server, George Matthews, R. M. Guthrie, W. L. Coons,
Thorpe', Dean
Bakewell,
Warren
Homer Baker, M. S. Garslde, Robert
Johnson, H. B. Bennett.
Assisting "we're the chaperonea:
President and Mrs. McVoy, Dean and
Mrs. Melcher, Mr. and Mrs. Grehan,
Professor and Mrs. Good, Professor
and Mrs. Turner, Mr. and Mrs. Thomson R. Bryant, Mr. and Mrs. E. B.
Webb, Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Revill, Mr.
and Mrs. J. T. Johnson, Jr.

A WAY TO SAVE MONEY!

Five Dollars on Each Club Enrollment.

Becker's Pressing Club
CAMPUS REPRESENTATIVE

Regular Dances For University Students Monday
and Friday Nights
,
POPULAR SAXOPHONE TRIO
PHONE

OPPOSITE PHOENIX HOTEL

Drug
v Company

Co-operati-

4503--

We oMiller
School sf Business
Phone 469Y
222 W. MAIN STREET

(Incorporated)

Main and Limestone Streets

The Modern School of Offiec Training

Drugs, Patent Medicines and Toilet Articles.
Articles at Lowest Cut Prices

LEXINGTON, KY.

BLOCK'S, PAGE'S AND

Prncipal

MAUD M. MILLER,

SHAW'S AND MULLANE'S CANDIES

Phoenix Hotel
Barber Shop
.

Eleven First Class

H.P

BARTRAM, Prop.

The Lafayette
A Modern Fire Proof Hotel With Every Convenience.

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Barbers
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Three Hundred Rooms With
Private Baths
Beautiful Dining Rooms

Faultless Cuisine.
Phone 19881X

Manicuring

Lafayette Hotel Company
(Incorporated)

KELLER-Flor- ist

L. B.

FINEST BALL ROOM IN THE SOUTH
Lexington, Ky.
SHOUSE, President
CHA3. G. McQRATH,

Mar.-Dlrect-

Quality Cut Flower and Corsages, Bouquets a Specialty

We Extend a Cordial Welcome to College Women
To Shop at This Great Quality

Phone 554

How can a woman with a drug store
complexion endeavor to make people
boliove that sho is blushing?

CENTERS

BURTON PREWITT,

20.

AMUSEMENT

S. A. E. FRAT.

Can ho use, when shingling

20.

Harry R. iCotrell is assistant county
agent of Washington County, Spring-

I.KXINOTON'S

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TOTAL

Miss Spurr's

W. W. "Pete" Owsley '17, Lebanon,
secretary otthe '17 Ags, an association formed at a recent meeting
in Lexington. Mrs. Owsley was formerly Miss Lois Brown '19.
Louis tfteusch '17 Is managing and
near
orchard property
developing
He expects to be
Yakima, Wash.
there another year or two.

MUSIC, "VISIT"

BEN ALl THEATRE

and

STARS

OHKATKST

OTIS JONES- -

Ada Meade Theatre Building

PAUL P. COOPER
Representatives
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Department Store.

Mitchell, Baker & Smith
(Incorporated)