xt7vq814p369 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7vq814p369/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19540326 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, March 26, 1954 text The Kentucky Kernel, March 26, 1954 1954 2013 true xt7vq814p369 section xt7vq814p369 Best Copy Available The Kentucky Kernel you mi: I'XIVKHSITY OF KI.NTL'CkV, LKX1NCTOX, KENTUCKY. FKIDAY, MAliCll 2f. L litfl M'Mlil- K 23 Assets Claimed For UK Prove To Be Liabilities Donovan Explains Required Surplus I'K now lias mi li. Hid S 1 "5 1 . HK) TEMPORARY HDUSiNG PROJECT (or upkeep. FPHA used lor maintenance projects, aiul needs of I'K tliis year, is it only source available ciiicrciicv vvliicl) is unrestricted and unallocated. II t is inonov, wliieli must lie FOR VETERANS 1 Included in a financial report of the University released late last week by President Herman L. Donovan, this information was intended as a reply to an article which appeared in the Louisville Courier-Journon January 31. 1954. story, unIn the Coumrr-Journder the byline of Hugh Morris. Dr. Donovan said the reader was left "to infer that, the University hasn't been sjx'iuling the money it does have and. therefore, doesn't need any increase in its appropriations at least until all of its unrestricted, restricted .and plant funds are spent." Kxplains Kestricted Funds Restricted funds. Dr. Donovan explained, are those funds which "are restricted for the purposes for which they may be used." They follow: Funds restricted for the operation of activities; funds restricted by the forms of the donor making a gift rr the grantor of the monies; funds restricted bv University agreement; funds in clearance account undis- tiirbod; funds belonging to students nd held as deposits. Plant fund balances come under five categories: Monies held for the payment of bonded indebtedness: monies re- ceived from the sale of bonds issued by the University; monies appro- printed for men's and women's resi- dencc halls; monies appropriated for fund purposes and no longer needed for the original project; funds credited to the Agricultural Experiment Station plant fund and for repairs and new equipment for the Agricultural Ex- Station properties, land. end roadways. Unrestricted Funds Explained Unrestricted funds, from which the $151,000 comes for this year. has. the report states, the following source: "The Congress of the United States in 1945 enacted Public Law 346. known as the G.I. Bill of Rights. "This law provided that institutions could charge the cost of the veteran to the Fededucation of eral Government and that the institution would be reimbursed on the basis of the established cost of educating a veteran . . . "It will be noted that the amount has varied from $8,053 to $1,445,393 (in 1947-48Instead of spending all the money we received in any one year it was early decided to spread this money over as many years as possible, spending $400,000 to $500,000 per annum instead of being rich one year and poor another ithis information was omitted when the urnal reprinted Dr. Donovan's report last Sunday! . . . "It UNDER THE NEA0E I from this source that we PUBLIC LAW r'r able to liuilil up a working capital for the University which lias resulted in a surplus year after year. I do not hesitate to predict that if the University is not permitted to have a reasonable balance that it may carry over from one year to the next it is in for hard sledding in the future. All of the current unstrirted balance as of July 1, lf5n. has been budgeted for current operation of al al r s ' term the National Intercollegiate Pep Conference were elected at a recent meeting of the student pep organization. David Linkous, a junior in was elected president of the i Iul. Other officers are Debbie Schwarz. vice president; Jacqueline Averill, recording secretary; Jill Mahoncy, corresponding secretary; Nancy Lickert. treasurer; Neal Asher manand Virginia Calvert, try-oagers: Bill Webb, Card Section, and Dick Chin. Homecoming. Debbie Schwarz. David Linkous, nnd P.ill Webb will represent Suky at the National Pep Conference to be held at Oklahoma A&rM. StillIn prewater. Okla.. April vious years the campus groups has sent delegates to the Southern Pep Conference, rather than a national engi-iKcrin- g. ut 22-2- 4. one. Last year four representatives attended the Southern Rally in Miami. Florida. At the Suky meeting, tentative plans were discussed for electing cheer leaders for next year, sometime in April. A new system will be set up. plans for which will be announced at a later date. Kentucky Writer Will Examine Fiction V rob ems Novelist Janice H. Giles will speak on problems in the writing of fiction at 4 pin today in the Music Room of the Student Union. Dr. Jacob H. Adler. of the UK Department of English, will preside. Mrs. Giles, who lives in the ridge country of Adair County, first won attention with "The F.nduring Hills" "Miss Wlllu ." novel. :! piciu.g Ill e 111 the lull counll. sil - OFt'D f w in T ?. f An aluminum Tau Beta Pi key and a sledge hammer distinguish the 19 new pledges of Tau Beta Pi. engi- neering honorary. The boys, who: were pledged last Friday, will be initiated at 5:15 p.m. Tuesday in! the Student Union. Following the initiation there will be a banquet at the Campbell House. The 1 acuity members chosen to be honorary members of Tau Beta Pi are Dr. N. B. Allison, associate lessor of electrical engineering, and Dr. K. O. Lange, professor of me-- ! chanica! engineering. The 18 students who will be itiated are: R. A. Jefferson. R. L. Rodaers, P. C. Stephens. W. S. nian. W. R. Dupps. G. R. Bush, J. A. Burka, J. R. Boyle, J. J. Schmitt. C. H. Lowry. D. A. Webster. J. W. Walker. C P. Rapier. T. A. Humphrey. W. C. Cockerell. M. H. Ginoc-chiP. G. Lucas, and G. A. Head. pro-pla- nt nt o, 111 L lh k ' lly-tt- r ' 1 ' i If " y L' PH. ri J 11 WIN ED MAX To Speak Here Hy law ami li' .statistics. I'K assets tot.il more tli.in SS.0()().'MX). In reality and ly fact, many ol these "assets" are liabilities lialiilities uliich remain lu'cause of a lack of funds to work witli. Located on the ed'e of one of Some of the assets of the University include the Scott Lexington's worse slum areas and Street Barracks, the women's bar- away from the influence of direct racks. Cooperstown and Shawnee-tovv- n University discipline and control, housii'.n projects, the Little the mens barracks have become a Commons, Neville Hall, the Social slum area in their own right. S leii' ts Building, the Chemistry In at least one of the barracks, garbage cans line the first-floAnnex, ar.d the Psychology Annex. The Sr'cctt S'reet Barracks were corridor. Pictures of nude women en t rod by the federal government and obscene, smutty writing are :fn-the Second World War with found on many of the doors. The partitions between rooms are the understand;;-.-.- ; that they were to be used only for five years to handle too thin to cut down noi.-- e effecthe flood of returning veterans and tively. The cramped living quarters to qive the University time to pro- - are hot and stuffy studying condi- vide better facilities. tions are. in general, poor. Not Suited lor Students Barracks Still In I'se The barracks are still in use. and. The women's barracks, located in arcordi'u; to President Herman L. front of the women's dormitories. Donovan, may still be in use for are not suited for occupation by women. Twelve women live in one another five or 10 years. of the barracks. The bathroom in that barracks, which is too small for more than four or five people to en- ter at a time, has four wash basins and two toilets. stoves are located in j the middle of the rooms. j Neville Hall, which has been of -flcially condemned, is still in use as a classroom building. In order to reach the fire escapes, it is nec William Shakespeare's "Merchant essary to go through the women's of Venice'' will be given by Guignol! rrstriHini on the second floor or Players on Wednesday and on April the men's rcstroom on the third 1 and 2. with a matinee on April 3 ' floor. it has been announced. Curtain The window lock in the men's time for the evening performances rest room, leading to the fire escape. is 8 p.m. with the matinee at 2:30 is old and rusting. The window is p.m. difficult to open. The fire escape The presentation revolves around signs, on top of the doors to each the merchant's friend, Bassanio. restroom. are hard to locate, ' who t,'iies to Venice to woo Portia. j This week, a staff member of the After much difficulty, he is sucress-- ; Psychology Department said she fill in his pursuits. narrowly missed injury when a wood ; The setting will be modern, with banL , shaken painted backdrops. and dropped down the iandmg to See ;7ire. fV'C J ) , the first ii(K,r The cast of characters includes Units re Small The-- Duke of Venice, William Omer; Cooperstown housing units are The- Prince of Morocco. Lee Shine: small box.like struclures in whith Antonio. David Stull; Bassanio. Ben men and their wives and often Arclery: Gatmo, Leonard Nave; Sa- - children live. The CooDerstown larnio. Bob Sexton: Salanio. Dvvight cmHrv . ,..n.h,.,n,,. Stevenson; Shylock, Jim Hollow ay: washing machine and dryer combi- Gobbo, Jim Hurt: Old Lancelot ,., ...... "V " me viuuuo auu l uuai, Joe rca , Bol- - "" floor. thasar. Meg Bailey; Nerissa, Sandra Ingram: Portia. Betty Stull: Jessica. Continued to Page 3 Nancy Nicholson; Singer. Lorraine McGlone; and Lorenzo. Clayton, Garland. Bi n Arclery is the director of the play. George Moore is head elec- - t tncian. with James L. Read in charge of the set and lighting. Jim, Holloway and Tom Gover are in charge ot make-uMrs. Lola Robinson will assist with costumes. Tickets will go on sale Monday with all seats reserved. The price Approximately 400 high school of admission is 50 cents. students and faculty advisors will represent 32 Kentucky high school.; in the annual convention of the Kentucky High School Press Association at the Journalism Building to- U ::) -- j and eyesores are listed as assets on it-- animal report in spite ot tin- tact tli.u the University's they could he more accurately listed as liabilities. In one of them, two amused residents of the women s annexes u.iU h the the weathei beaten "For Veterans" sign. Seott Street liarracks and Neville Hall, both conKernel photographer from demned, house several hundred men and the psychology department, rcspecth ely. At lower right is one ol the houses in where married students and their families live. UK ASSETS??? All of fin-trap- - 1 Shaw-ncetow- n Opening Date Of 'Merehanf To Concern Philosophy ! j To Unveil Atomic Show Opens New Portrait In Memorial Coliseum Of Bart Peak 6Y' Oratorical Contest To lie Held Ht'iv The annual State Oratorical Contest will be held on campus Wednes- chairman ot day, J. Rcid the Kentucky Oratorical Associa- tion. has announced. The women's contest will be held at 3 p.m. in the Guignol Theatre and the men's contest will be held at 7 p.m. at the same place. Judy Lester and Dick Allen will represent, UK. Miss Lester, a junior in Arts and Sc iences and a journalism major will speak on the- sub- ject ''Are We Cows and Cats?" Al len , a senior in Arts and Sciences - ... and a philosophy major, will on "The Category of Mistrust.' Other Kentucky colleges to be represented in the contest are Kena tucky Wesleyan. Centre College. College. Georgetown College. , Eastern State College. Western College. and Asbury All colleges represented in Uncontest are members of the Kentucky Oratorical Association. The contents will be open to the Su-rret- Your hair will literally stand on absorbing enough radioactivity to set a Geiger counter vibrating. A portrait of Bart Peak, director end when you see one of the exof . the! University YMCA. will be hibits now being shown in an atomic Exhibit Is Popular unveiled Tuesday night in. honor of energy display at the Coliseum. The dime irradiation exhibit has electrostatic A Van de Graaff Mr. Peak's 32 years of service to the proved to be extremely popular at Y, Jim Hudson, president. an- - generatot Is the instrument causing the Oak Ridge Museum, according all the hair raising during the fournounced. to reports from the director. He has The portrait, painted by Alvin day exhibit, a joint undertaking of estimated that more than 300.000 the National University Extension unBrewer, a local artist, will be been treated at the disAssociation and the American Mus- dimes have veiled at 7 p.m. in the play and carried as souvenirs to virat Oak eum, :pl jAtomtf foilo'iritf an inforrriaj tep, :; tually every country outside the Mr. Peak is a graduate of the Uni- Ridge, Tenn. The generator, invented by Dr. Iron Curtain. degree in versity. He received his Other peacetime uses of radioiso history in 1917. While he was at Robert J. Van de Graaff. associate topes, or tracer atoms, will be shown the University he played both bas- professor of physics at the Massa- by their effect upon agriculture in chusetts Institute of Technology, growing better ketball and football. animals and crops. During his undergraduate days, makes a person's hair stand on end Agricultural scientists now for the if he establishes contact with it. he was president of the YMCA and first time can follow the path of Alpha Tau Omega, social fraternity. Exhibit guides have emphasized that fertilizer from tne soil into the He was also a member of the then it is perfectly safe, however. The Coliseum display will feature plant. existing Honor Council. This Council was formed to try cases in viola- a museum model of the giant atom Electricity production in the fution of the honor system then in smashing generator, creating a ture through atomic energy is highcharge of static electricity. operation. lighted in a display showing how He entered the Army as a private This relatively small machine Ls 1917 and was discharged two dwarfed by large nuclear research electricity may someday be gener- in models of the Van de Graaff gen- years later a 2nd lieutenant. ( Continued on Page 8i public. After his discharge from the erator. These models create as much Army, Mr. Peak did graduate work as 5,000.000 volts and are several in economics at Vanderbilt Uni- - stories high. versify. To Last Through Sunday While at Vanderbilt. he also attended a YMCA Secretary's The atomic energy exhibit will reSchool. main on display at the Coliseum Mr. Peak came to the University through Sunday. Hours of operation' in 1920, when he assumed the posi- are 9 a.m. to 12 noon, 1 to 4 p.m., and 7 to 10 p.m. today; 1 to 5 p.m.. tion of secretary of the YMCA. He is a member of the Rotary and 7 to 10 p.m. tomorrow; and 1 The New York Philharmonic Club and is past president of that to 6 Sunday afternoon. Orchestra, under the direction of organization. Mr. Peak has also The NUEA exhibit is currently on Dimitri Mitropoulos, will present a a Kentucky tour sponsored by UK concert in Memorial Coliseum at been a member of the Board of Diagencies. 8:15 p.m. Tuesday. This program is rectors of Rotary International. This and various group is made up of 13 members, Cities included on the tour schedule another in the series presented by six of whom come from the United during April are Ashland. Armory the Community Concert and Lecture Building, April Covington. Nav- Series. States. He has served one term in the al Reserve Armory, April and The New York Philharmonic was Kentucky Legislature and was de- -' Louisville. Male and Girls High founded in 184: and Ls America's leated in last year's primaries for Schooi, April oldest orchestra in 1882 the or- . Vivid displays on the production chest ra settled in Carnegie Hall and the national legislature. of radioisotopes the most import- nas Kept its concer home there ant peacetime products of the cur- ever since. In 19L !8. soon after To- - n; Pro!. Irwin Edman, professor of philosophy at Columbia University, will present the fourth of the current series of Blazer Lectures in the Guignol Theatre at 8 p.m. Thursday. Prof. Edman. who was educated at Columbia, will speak on "Philosophy and our Current Anxieties." Dr. Jesse DcBoer, associate professor of philosophy at UK, will preside. Prof. Edman has served as lecturer at Amherst College, the University of California. Hamilton College, the National University of Brazil, and the Sorboune in Paris. He is author of numerous bxiks in the field of philosophy, including "Philosopher's Holiday," "Fouiitamheads of Freedom." "On Going to College," "I Believe." and "The Philosophy of Saiitayana." Prof. Edman has also been a frequent contributor to such publications as The New York Times, Harper's. The Saturday Review of I.iteiature, and The New Yorker. Last summer Prof. Edman lectured at Oxford University and Magdalen College with a group of American professors under the auspices of the Fulbright Commission. In the group was Dr. Thomas D Clark, head of the University's Department of History. Dr. Clark describes Prof. Edman as a proverbial absent-minde- d professor, as well as a humorous lec- -t urer. "Prof Edman is as delightfully human and friendly as a lost sheep dot' at a vacant house." Dr. Clark said. "My onlv tear is mat he will loigel neu.ci i.c is ..opposed to tall: ::: l.c.nu'iuii oi .I:lv . is. on ..... ....... .. . .. j j Be-re- State-College- j j - "" j ( p. 1 ! 4; 1: p U$ 22-2- 7. Law Students Win rent atomic energy program are featured in the exhibit. To help explain the rather complicated procedure involved, exhibit Prizes for academic achievement visitors will be requested to place a in the College of Law for last se- dime in the radioisotope reactor mester have been awarded to 16 The silver will become irradiated. students. Dr. Elvis J. Stahr Jr., dean of the Law College, has announced. Winners of the prizes, in the form of books, include Stanley R. Hogg, Robert R. Humphreys. James Thomas Soyars, Thomas P. Lewi.-.- . David B. Sebree Jr.. C. Richard Doyle. L. M. Tipton Reed, James Levis. Paul E. Decker. Wednesday is the deadline for Roger B. Leland. Joe Lee, C. Gib- applications to Patterson Literary son Downing. Henry V. Pennington. Society, open to sophomore men Mrs. Dianne McKaig Walden, Don- who have completed at least one ald Combs, and Theodore D. Dunn. speech course or its equivalent at The prizes were awarded on the UK. Bill Douglass, president, anbasis of achievement in various law nounced this week. courses, and. in the case of PenInformation and application blanks nington. Combs, Dunn, and Mrs. may be- obtained at the office of Walden. for Law Club competition. Dr. J. R. Sterrett. associate profesIn June, according to Dean Stahr. sor of speech, in Room 131 of the additional prizes will be awarded, Fine Arts Building, he said. including those for the highest overThe society, the oldtst existing all st.inuing in the College of Law. student organization on campus, is the pilze inmi.s, wlin one exception, lis! Hit it nomi towns as devuiiu u. tuiLiciiiiL loieiisie and ion beini: Ill KciiUuk.v. 'i lie exception, literal v iineres, juki )y,a t 'C. kCi, - u .1 li..i,. r. oi..cieius, Douglass added. luU. canini began his memorable decade with the orche: stra, the PhUhar- monic merged with the New York Symphony, which was then under the direction of Walter Academic Prizes Literary Society Sets Deadline For Ap1ications - I 5. ... MUM 3? 'i I .' Vtl-- i Ah--: : I w , ' . t& VlJ 1 2A'ft&?i Vt -- mJJW: XJ f J? Pi O f '4 V' ' YWV V fV -- V J i VlU.t? lljT.V V -- ; ifl F High School T Students Visit Campus day. Dr. Niel Plunimer. director of the UK Sihool of Journalism, announced that a full schedule includuv; lectures and visual programs, has been arranged for the benefit of "he visiting students and their advisors. The convention will open at 9 a m. i.nd close at 5 p.m. Six classes will be conducted during each hour. Dr. William M. Moore, associate professor of journalism, will conduct sessions on the prop"r use of lighting m photography. Special empha-m- s will be placed on the methods of back-lighti- ' I and extension-lightin- g. Mii'auley Will Lecture J. A. MeCaulev. assistant professor oi journalism, is in charge of student newspaper evaluation and will also give a series of lectures on methods of etfecuve newspaper makeup. Da m rose h. Centennial Celebrated 111 1942 the Orchestra celebrated its centennial, presenting the most distinguished conductors in the en-- 1 tire country. In August of 1951, the ' Philharmonic became the first American orchestra to be invited to the Edinburgh festival. On December 13, 1951. the New York Philharmonic marked its 5.O.)0th concert. Through 23 years of concert broadcasting over CBS radio network, the orchestra plays to an estimated weekly audience of more than twelve million listeners. In the words of Lawrence Oilman, the Philharmonic-Symphon"after countless metamorphoses, countless changes within itself, survives as a marvelous instrument of recreation and revelation, trained and perfected bv generations of great conductors." Conductor Mitrojxmlos is a Greek b. but u but has become an American bv adoption. He brought with him a brilliant European reputation va i New York Philharmonic To Play At Memorial Coliseum Tuesday Blazer Talk . i - - ' Bl'TLER or Tan Hcta Pi Sets Dale Of Initiation Officers 1954-5- 5 AND Bv KONMK Surplus Termed Insufficient "Tlie unrestricted balance as of Continued to Page 3 Suky Announces Suky officers for the Bl 0" MO TO ti ! 1953-5- Courier-Jo- mid three delegates to attend uTh:3 if vi"1?r li - CONGRESS ffCtRAi Piieuc Hous.i.r, .... " .1 849.7S' L,- AMENDMENTS TO HAM the year the I niversity during 1. VJ5 I:. v" NO Report Includes Men s Barracks, Little Commons Victor It. Portmann. secretary of the Kentucky Press Association and assistant professor of journalism, will conduct discussions on the ca i:v oi;k run To n i;iou: out I'i.csJ.ix ppin mi; Newspaper "' Two special features are planned lor the morning session. Dr. Plum-mer- 's etymology class will hold an "open house" at 9 a.m . to give the visiting high school students an opportunity to observe a college cl.t.sa in ipt ration. John Wiltz. Edward Coffm.m. antl Frank Marnhout. present ami former journalism stiuiet-.tat UK. wi'.l conduct a panel discussion at 9 a.m. The panel will mvcsi igate the advantages of tint-rinthe armed forces bt'lore attending college, completing college before entering the service, or interrupting training to serve and then returning, to college Each member of the panel has hau ex-rienein the stand that he will Miliopoulos is Innisell a virtuoso pianist aial a giltcci composer. At the beginning ol his music career he Active In .Mulvti-s- t from 1937 until the spun ol !:)i'.l i oi n enti att tl on kev board and se cne but toiuul his leal musical metier in his activities were centereit in Midwest where he vva- - niu if tiirec-to- r t oiaiia t :::. He is known both as a great u. lei oi i ter ol the classics and of the Minneapolis S.v mpiioi.v a hi:!ilv persuasive champion of the He made his first iipearance with his day. He is responthe- New Yolk Philharmonic in the i oii:;io: t. sible the premiere prelormance.s 1940-4- 1 season. of inai". modern works. In the l!li(l-,'- il season he w a The prouiaai for the concert will regular conductor of t:i" New Yor k orchestra and v a - made in limit- "Roman Carnival Overture" Musical Director ilie following veal hy Berlin; Brahms' Fourth SymMitropoulos studied at the phony, a svmphonic fantasy, "Fran-cesc- a ol his native Alliens inii ei.i ltiinmi" by Tchaikovsky, represent. with F'erriitcio Bu.oni in Berim. For The high school newspapers will and oc r.'d'.i s Dances fioiu "' niree n niunlv-"I venrs he via- f.tiiicior Cornered Hat."' ol the Athens Syniphony. Continued to Page 8when he in.iile his IWion tiyiiiphniiv debut in I'i'.'ii tl-.- s - * THF KENTUCKY KERNEL Fri.l.t University Needs Funds Badly. Financial Picture Is Not Bright The total assets of UK as of Juno (. 19 v. were S')S.S44.7S7.S1. Those figures, unless understood projX'rly would tend to make the UK financial picture brighter than it really is at the present time. The UK administration certainly does not have 3S million dollars which it is Iree to spend. University assets include every item. large or small, which the University owns. Buildings which are a sore spot to the University such as Scott Shaw Street Barracks. Cooperstown. n. Neville Hall, White Hall, are all included in the list of University assets. Any student who has lived in or attendee! classes in any of these buildings can say from experience that they should have been torn down long ago yet these are UK assets. Most of these buildings were erected lor temporary use only and it was specified that they should le torn clown at the end of a five year period. The entilation, heating, and lighting of these temporary shacks are not conducive to study on the part of the students yet they remain. It should be the obligation of the State to officially condemn these buildings and erect new ones, but tin's obligation has been overlooked by the State. UK's total budget ranges from approximately seven to 10 million dollars annually depending somewhat on the amount of construction which is done It should lx' mentioned at this point that only about four million of this amount is provided by the State. The remaining sum is provided by Federal grants and individual donations. The major part of Federal grants is set aside specif ically for agricultural experimentation. In reality, more of this money is spent for the people of the state than UK students. Dr. Donovan stated that it w as harder to obtain money for the use of the students than for the benefit of the Kentucky populace. To avoid a financial crisis such as occurred in June, 1932, when memlxrs of the faculty, stall, and other employees received no salaries for two months, the University has an unallocated surplus in the unrestricted fund of $151. (MM), which is actually too small for a safe operating balance of an institution the size of the University. A fund of this kind is essential to meet any emergencies w hich might arise during the year. An example of such an emergency occurred in 1951 whei Governor Wethcrby found that the state's income from taxes was lower than had previously been estimated and it became necessary for him to cut the budget of the University by S279.S00. If the University had not operated on net-to- You're Another One By JIM BAKRICKMAX Ckxpcrstown and Shawneetow n aren't really-sucbad places. A fellow can have a lot of fun living tlatre. Like spending a gay evening w ith the wife and kids plugging rats with a .45. Nature, just for the records, has gone blooie. Accalendars on the walls cording to the atom-siz- e around here, Spring should have lecn here March 21. Reliable sources say Spring met Winter on the way and got hung up. A real cool ail Air. man. o A scientist recently reported to the public that monkeys walked on their hind feet when placed in snow. Science scores another brilliant victory! It would take a fairly stupid monkey to go around dragging its in snow. Irt-ll- y UK coeds should stay in Ik1 when Those slickers they wear make them look like tents . . . tents no respectable Arab would fold up and steal silently away with in the night. it rains. Tlte Thermonuclear device set ofl in the Marshall Islands on March 1 had the force of five million tons of TNT. Which, all told, is just alout enough to budge tlie line in front of the JB mov ie. At last we have found something harder to find tkw a needle in a haystack. What is it? A story in which Liberace plays the piano! Today meml)crs of the High School Press Association will liear a couple of guys around here discuss the merits of finishing school before joining the armed forces or vice versa. After seeing what s have in store, we recommend the Foreign Legion. mid-term- tlte policy of having a surplus, all salaries o! employees would have had to have cut back so s i! was tMs inas to absorb this loss in revenue. stitution was able to meet the reduction in income without reducing salaries at a time when the cost of living was still rising. It should be clear that for the I'niversitv to be on sale ground there should be a surplus of four or live hundred thousand dollars at the end of the year. Another sum which is included in UK's assets and not understood by many is the restricted fund. These funds are restricted for the purpose lor w Inch they have been designated. Most of this inonev represents gilts which have been given for the benefit of the University over a period of veais. None of it has come Iron) state appropriations which have been paid by tixpavers. This mom v has been given for the purpose oi earn ing on many different typos of activ ities by individuals w ho hav e a high regard for the work the I'niversitv is doing. These restricted binds are sacred to the purpose lor which they were given ami if the time ever comes when we should ignore the pledge we have made to the donors, then the I'niversitv would be unworthy to receive future gilts. This source of income for the I'niversitv would dry up immediately since few. if any. foundations or wealthy donors would permit their donations to be turned over and controlled by any other body than the Trustees of the University. It the State Legislature is growing tired of our pleas for more money, it is unfortunate, because these pleas will continue until the University is allotted sufficient funds to operate on a satisfactory scale. Any future implication that the I'niversitv is not spending the binds it does have should be recognized for what it is pure malarky. UK is operating on a subsistence scale and this scale should definilelv be raised. On March 1. the United States detonated a thermonuclear device somewhere in the Marshall Islands. The foice of the explosion was equal to five million tons of TXT the fireball measured 2S miles in diameter, and the mushroom cloud soared 90. 000 feet into the stratosphere. No one had expected that the device would be so powerful. On the same morning the device was set oil. a Marine corporal on Kwajaleiu wrote home that he had seen the sky light up and that "we heard loud rumblings that sounded like thunder." The rumblings the Marine heard came from several hundred miles away, and, sometime in the next week or so. he is likely to hear more thunder in the sky. The same device will be dropped from the by parachute. It is expected bowels of a giant to duplicate the explosion of March 1. Meanwhile, atomic voices from another source will le heard this week, here in Lexington. These voices, unlike the harsh bark ol the destructive weapon, will give many people an opxrtunity to get acquainted with the peacetime applications ol the atom. We refer to the Atomic Energy Exhibition which will be shown in Memorial Coliseum March 2 through March 2S. This opportunity to see some of the peaceful applications ol atomic energy should not Ik" turned down. In a world that has come to think of the atom only in terms of Nagasakis and Hiroshimas. the chance to see the hopeful side of the atom should be welcomed by every student and faculty and staff member on the campus. Judging from the amaing advances made in peaceful applications of atomic energy in the fields of industry and medicine, only sheer lolly could sway an intelligent person from learning something alxnit the nature of the revolution which will soon be affecting each of us as members ol the nation, the state, and the community. The exhibition is a II. li. rare chance we shouldn't pass it up. fi , The Kentucky Kernel University of Kenti'cky hmutri Poat tt matter at Ixineton, at ircond unuT the Aft rt Mini. 1. 1H79. FvfcUik) tv during vluml rwpt holidavt and eiama. fcCBSCRIPl K)S PAT F.S tl.Ofl smmir at tkl wi OfftY - DiANr ftarxaarji F.ditnr KlIBT Fa.ru .....Managing Bonnie Bvrixa Sportl Editor FMtwe Edrtor Society Editor FhokhVtfftVar CohllnMtt Coy DMb ,.. Cortonauatt F.d. r I)l k knars Bnsim-sMet. Dinmi Smimiiiz Asst. Mii. Ed. kh I ihiimimi Asst. N.-- s Ed. John Rvans Kill Hillitci Ann O Boark John Mit.-h.-l- Morns Jim B..rri. I man and Ann and Carl M.iv Jim CtfraLatiOB Ym Cynthia Colli aVaortm -- Affca IHen Adams. David A!l.n. Das id Cr.apm.in. Caal. Constant Foreman. P it C.rorL"-- Hi..l.-tIliM.s, Bob HaVMO, VrtUa