xt7vx05x7j1p https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7vx05x7j1p/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19551209  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, December  9, 1955 text The Kentucky Kernel, December  9, 1955 1955 2013 true xt7vx05x7j1p section xt7vx05x7j1p GA Election Scheduled Wednesday
Ten Seals Vacant;
Parly Plalforms Given

Poll Hours
4

SGA polls will be open from
a.m. to 4 p.m. and each student Is required to voir in his
own college, lor the first time
there will br a box at thr Home
Building.
Economics
Students
from diffrrrnt campus organi.t-tion- s
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The rompotini: parties are th
United Students Party and the
Party. A new
Constitutionalist
P.wty,
party. the Provrrewtve
formed this fall, but the
announced this week that Tr
the fall election a '"oalitwo h.u
been formed with the Unitrd Student Party.
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combined platform and candidates.
Candidates for the Constitutionalists and offices they are seeking
nre Arts and Sc iences: Larry Todd
Brown, low eniass man; Hlchanl
Vinson, uppei'classman; Joy Bell,
low en lass woman; and Lynn Graham, upperclass woman.
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Commerce: Jim Ingram, lower-claman; Education: John Davis,
Enpinocrinn: Warren Deatnck. upperclass man;
Graduate: John Proffltt.
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Constitutionalist Candidates

United Student candidates

Constitutionalist candidates for SGA seats include, front row (1. to r.)
Johnny Adam.. Linn Graham, Warren Deatrich. Second row, John
Troffitt, Jim Ingram, John Davis and Larry lirown. Names of other
candidates who were absent when picture was taken may be found
in the flection story on this page.

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erton. upperclass man; Nina Vann,
lowerclass woman; and Faye Gibson, upperclass woman.
Agriculture and Home Fconom-ic- s:
Bill Luce, lowerclass man;
Wilbur Shillrt, upperclass man;
Commerce: David Bartram, lower-cla- ss
man; Education: Charln
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United Students Candidates

Many Topics Discussed
By SGA Before Election
YMCA secretary, Olson Huff,
presented a resolution intended to
curb drinking at public functions,
foctball and basketparticular
ball games, to the Student Government Association at its meeting Monday night.
The resolution, which read, "We
(the YMCA), are hereby against
the drinking of alcohol at public
functions, was presented to SGA
for its endorsement. SGA, however, decided to withhold its vote
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Ten places will be filled in thl.1
election and then 20 vacancies iiC?
the spring election along with the
election of the president and vice
president of SGA in the spring.
The new assembly members will
be sworn Into office Jan. 9.
The USP components listed in
its platform are:
1. "That the University have pre- (Continued on Page 1?)

SGA candidates from the United Students Party include, front row
(1. to r.) Howard Dohrman, Page Gibson, Nina Vann and John Dorsir.
Second row, Jim Bergman, Chuck Galloway, Bob Ilowerton and Bill
Luce. Names of other candidates who were absent when picture was
taken may be found in the election story on this page.

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Messiah
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Thursday

until an appointed committee of will be notified of the election reThe UK Chorus and Orchestra
three, including Don Whitehouse, sults. He will in turn notify the will present Handel's "Messiah"
SGA president, has had a chance candidates.
this Thursday night at 8 p.m. in
A committee was also set up by Memorial Coliseum.
to work further with the YMCA
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SGA to investigate the possibility
on the topic.
of the University Music DeThe YMCA is also planning to of having weekly student "beef partment, will conduct.
submit the resolution to the ad- sessions," at which time students
Particular emphasis is being
would have the opportunity to pubministration and the Kernel.
placed on the religious aspect of
might
d licly air any gripes they
SGA, in the meeting, also
the progra mthis year. Kivinleml
procedure to be followed have.
the
says he would like to get away from
A proposal to increase the numin the forthcoming campus electhe concert idea in connection with
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tion Dec. 14. The League of Women ber of members in SGA was over- the "Messiah" and concentrate
Voters will help count the votes, ridden, as the members voted to more on the idea of having it
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and the president of each party
dedicated to the true Christmas
spirit. An invocation will be presented by Barbara Roberts, president of the university YWCA. The
benediction will be by Donald
Clark, president of the university
YMCA.
Soloists will be Georgia Hill. Gail

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Sims, and Koy Woodall.
The accompanists will be Edward
Bugg. piano, and Carl Bleyle and
Pat Edwards, organ.

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The L'K College of Pharmacy, now located in Louisville, will soon be housed in this proposed $588,000
building to be located on the UK campus. The new

building will be located behind the Biological Sci
ence Building and is bounded by Washington, Gra
ham and Gladstone Avenues.

Bid Of $588,000 Is Lowest
Received On Pharmacy Building
Low tid cf $588,000 for the construction of the
new College of Pharmacy Building was submitted
by the Haryett Construction Company, the state

property and buildings commission has announced.
So far. however, appropriations for the construction of the tuildmg amount to only $450,000. Frank
p. Petersen, business administrator, said. That sum
was granted from building commission funds lat
Hummer Ly Gov. Wetherby, Peterson said.
The Riant was made to expedite the transfer of
the
.the state Plmrmacy College Horn Louisville to Coi-le- C
Peterson said that the Pharmacy
UK camrns.
w.i.'j in danger of losing its accreditation under

the present program.
The llargett bid included both the building and
the equipment for the building, Peterson fcaid. He
continued that the building alone would tost about
Sm.OOO, leaving a drticit of $43,000. An additional
S138.0M) would be needed to finance t lie project If
the llargett bid to supply the building and equipment were accepted.
The Pharmacy College building will be erected
on the ,prop rty purchased last month liom Mrs.
Ann C. Turner. The site is located behind the
l?icl.":ieal Science Building and is bounded Ly
Walunijtun, Graham, and Gladstone Aenut.

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For Tonight
Dr. John S. Dickey, president of
Dartmouth College, will give the
second lecture of the Blazer Lecture Series at 8 p.m. toniRht in
Lafferty Hall. "The Problem of
Purpose in the College" is his
topic:

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Chandler. Cordell Hull and later was chief of

Harry Lee
and their families will be
guests at a reception this Sunday
from 5 to 7 p.m. in the Student
Union Building. The facutly and
students are invited.
Sponsors are Pi Kappa Alpha, of
which ( handler is a mrmber; Kappa Alpha, to which Chandler's sons,
Ben and Dan belong, and ( hi
Omrga. of which Mrs. Bob Hardy,
wifr of the football star and.
daughter of Waterfield, is a memLt.

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The plans for the reception were
made by Gene Sprageus, president
ol Pi Kappa Alpha; Peguy Adams,
president of Chi Omena; soul Jack
ol Kappa Alpha.
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the Division of World Trades Intelligence. In 1945 he became president of Dartmouth College.
A nativr of Lockhaven. Pa., he
was educatrd at Dartmouth and
Harvard law School. After bring
admitted to thr Massachusetts bar
in 132 hr practiced law and work-r- d
with thr stair department.
In 1910 and again in 1943 he w.n
assistant to Secretary of State Cordell Hull. Later he was made director of the Office of Public Affairs and liaison officer ' for the
United States at the San Francisco
Conference.
He will be introduced bv Bran
Art
M. M. White, dean of I'K
and St Irucrs College.

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Martin, Hart Lead
Christmas Seal Contest
The. contest for "Miss Christmas
is now entering the final
week, with Dotty Jo Martin, Chi
Omega, in the lead by two votes,
followed by Harriet Hart, Kappa
Alpha Theta: Ubby Kemper, Alpha
Oimma Delta and Ruth IevUs,
Jewell Hall arc in third place,
just 7 votes out of first place.
All contestants have narrowed
the gap between them and first
place, with only 26 votes separating
the last place contestant from the
number one spot.
Six days remain before the contest will close. Midnight, Thursday, Dec. 15, is the closing date of
the contest.
Bob Tke, 1955 Christmas Seal
Sale Chairman, said today, "we
vant to make it clear that any
'MissChristraas Seal" contestant
can easllywln the contest because

"You Can't Tell A Book
By Its Cover"
And you can't tell the Huddle by its outside!

and not forget their contribution
while they are home on the holidays. Remember TB takes no holiday and wc need additional funds
to strike back against this disease
which cripples and kills .so many

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All contributions should be mailed
to the Lexington-Fayett- e
County
Tuberculosis Association, P.O. Box
53, or given to one of the contestants before midnight, Thursday, Dec. 15.

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Like Much From The Outside, But!
On The INSIDE, It's Been Completely

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UK Debaters
Win Tourney

For the third straight year, Kentucky has won the annual Kenseparate the first tucky
o few vote
Debate
place and last place contestants. tournament was Tournament. The
held recently on
The continued interest of the stu- UK's campus.
dents at the University 'gives them
Kentucky's affirmative team
the opportunity to scleetMheir the only undefeated team outwas
of
choice in the contest and at the seven teams in
the tournament,
same time make a contribution in James
Dundon and Charles Eng-- j
the fight against tuberculosis."
lish composed the team.
"I would like to especially urge
Dundon won first place
that every student get his contri- the individual debaters andamong
Engbution in now, so that they can lish tied for second place.
cust their vote for 'Miss Christmas
The
Se.il and so they will have it in Asbury, participating schools were
Berea. Centre, Georgetown, UK, Kentucky State, and
Western.
UK also participated in another
tournament last weekend at the
Morris Harvey Tournament in
West Virginia, but did not win the
contest. However, Jane Snyder won
first place in the women's speaking
division and Tom Schmidt won
third in after dinner speaking.

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Was At UK
For 23 Years

Dr. Lysle Warrick Croft. 53. director of the University of Kentucky Personnel Office and associate professor of psychology, died
at the Good Samaritan Hospital
Thursday, Dec. 1, after an illness
of several months.
Dr. Croft, who lived at 310 Hoi- liday Road, had been associated
with the University faculty and
administrative staff since 1933,
when he was appointed assistant
dean of men. He had been director
of the Personnel Office since 1938.
Other highlights in his service
record at IK include successive
positions as student counselor, instructor, assistant professor and
associate professor in the Department of Psychology and assistant
dean of the College of Arts and

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Dr. Croft was born in Earlington
m 1902. He attended Hopkinsville

High School and received his
education at UK. In 1924
he was graduated with a bachelor's
degree in economics, nine years
later he received a master's degree
in psychology, and in 1938 was
awarded the doctorate degree in
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psychology.

As personnel director. Dr. Croft
directed the University's student
advisory program, including administrative charge of personal
and academic counseling, vocational guidance, testing! orientation, and veterans programs.
He also taught advanced courses
in psychology on a part-tim- e
basis
and served as director of the Kentucky Association of Colleges and
Secondary Schools.
He was a fellow of the American
Association for Advancement of
Sciences, a "diplomat" of the
American Board of Examiners in
Professional Psychology, a certified
clinical psychologist by the Kentucky Board of Psychology, and a
recipient of a grant from the Carnegie Corporation of New York
for the study of College Personnel
Programs. 1930-4- 0.
He was a member of the board
of stewards of the First Methodist
Church.
His survivors include Mrs. Daisy
Taylor Croft, his wife, and a brother. R. C. Craft of Nashville, Tenn.
Funeral services were he!4 at
10:30 a.n. Saturday in the chapel
at the W. K. Milward Mortuary.
The Kev. Steadnaan. Uagby, pastor
of the First Methodist Church,
and the Kev. Donald 11. llerren.
associate pastor of the church officiated. The burial was in the
Lexington Cemetry.

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specialist In "Y" will go Christinas caroling
Cyrus Feldman.
party.
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the Physics Department's weekly;
seminar at 4 p.m. on Dec. 14 in
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with
Room 208, Pence Hall.
"Special Speetrochemical Techvniques for Aldins? the Chemist.:
A.
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Biologist" will be
Metallurgist, and
By Mt Chttk." ttt.)
(Author ef "Dartfott
'the subject of the talk given by
iFeldman. He is a member of the,
analytical division of the Oak
Ridge National Laboratory.
Fddman is the second speaker
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Death Car
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Today's column is about Christma jjift
II. Nriler spoke here Nor. 30.
followed up safe
Morns. Well,
Sigma Delta Chi, professional journalism fraternity,
This year marks the eighth year suppose you think I'll bepin by siijrjrcstinir Philip
driving week by sponsoring state poliee movies and lectures on highWhy should I ? Anyone
Lab- that the Oak Ridge National Insti-- the joke's on you. I'll do no such thin.
way safety this week. The group also procured the wreckage shown
i with two brains to knock together knows that Philip Morn
oratorv and the Oak Ridge
Building Monabove, which was displayed in front of the Journalism
tute of Nuclear Studies with the makes an absolutely smashing Christmas pift. Only a poor
day and Tuesday.
support of the Atomic Energy Com- buds needs to be told about the
mission and the sponsorship of afflicted soul with atrophied taste
tra- - new Philip Morris; its bracing llavor; its freshness, lightness,
several universities has had a
program.
The Turntable veling lecture the universities help- pleasantness, fcentlencss; its truth, its beauty, its brotherliness
Around
Spiked Shoe Society
one of
UK.
discordant world of ours. So why should I waste timo
ing to sponsor the lecture program. in this
ALEXANDER
By JOHN
Will Meet Thursday
eligible to have members irom telling you what you already know?
Thanksgiving holiday is Oak Ridge National LaboraAfter this
The Spiked Shoe Society will it almost seems a chore to have to the
lectures, conduct
meet in Wildcat Manor Thursday, sit down and write a column. Al- tories to eive take part in scien- seminars, and to
Dec. 15 at 7 p.m.
most, we said! There's one reUniver- All members are urged to be deeming feature, the brand new tific activities here at the
present in order to have their picJaye P. Morgan LP. Fea- sitv. will be served in the Physics '
Tea
tures taken for the Kentiuckian.
turing the orchestra and chorus Library immediately preceding me
of Frank de Vol, it's priced at seminar at 3:20 p.m. Everyone is
$1.98.
invited to attend the seminar.
Some of the tunes have been
PINKSTON'S
released on singles, for the most
"Yellow Rose." Mitch
WATCH SHOP
Dart Decca's. Some have not. For Vamrhnt
Miller; "He." Al Hibbler; "Only
a lair sampling, "just, n. umoiu.
"Suddenly
Fine Wotchcs
and "Life Is Just a Bowl of Cher- You." aJUlHoppers;
Yalley." Cogl Grant; "I
ries." are two tunes which are bet- There's
Watch Repairing
Hear You Knockhi'." Gale Storm.
ter known.
See you next week, with a list"Baby
GRUEN
"Nobody Met the Train."
BULOVA
ELGIN
music,
Don't Do It," and "Life Was Made ing of the best Christmas
PARKER FOUNTAIN PENS
Here
around the turntable.
for Living" are some of the less
Let us, instead, turn to less obvious Rift suggestions.
Rolex Watches $150.00 up
quality and apknown. Yet their
one I bet you never thought of :
Diamond Rings
peal are tops. For our money, this
the beginning
Christmas is the best time of year, but it is also though winter
TEXT BOOKS
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one that
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of winter. How about a gift that reminds
of this banker in tunes.
Next doer to Chop Sucy
to Raster
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
label from Lexington has a
LEXINGTON, KY.
The
has come, spring is not far behind? I refer, of course, chicks.)
PHONE
re- new tune out Miranda just
chicks. (Similarly, on Easter one can give Christmas
ENGINEER'S
lpased one bv Arthur Lee Simp- Next, we take up the problem, common to all undergraduates,
kins (work of Maurey Ellenhorn),,
SUPPLIES
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of trying to buy gifts when you have no money. To this dilemma
"I Wonder, I Wonder" and "Ma- AT
1 say-Fau- gh!
rie." The styling reminds us someIt is not the price uf the gift that counts; it is the
what of John McCormack. We pick
sentiment behind it.
KENNEDY
Outer-bridg- e,
"I Wonder" as the top side.
Take, for example, the case of Outerbridge Sigafoos. Christ-ma- s,
Our attention has been called to
BOOK STORE
a sophomore, finding himself without funds last
another brand new label. Forest
Cleveland, Ohio,
Citv records calls
gave his girl a bottle of good clear water and a nice smooth
405 S. LIME
home, and have just come out with
rock, attaching this touching message to the gift:
ACROSS FROM SUB
their first releases. These feature
accordionist Sal Bucarey with the
Here's sonic water
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WUltW Ul ill IbUJO
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morning, I decided to nave my c.tr
washed, and thereby hangs a tale of
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modern industrial ingenuity.
I discovered that assembly line mechanization has been applied to the traditional hand job of auto washing.
I discovered that a skilled crew of
men with the aid of new equipment can
turn out a washed and dried car every
minute for 60 minutes.
And bv a little pencil and paper work.
I calculated that at top speed, only 5
minutes are spent on each car comwhen
pared with 25 or 30
one man alone washes a car with bucket and sponge.
The difference between these figures,
of course, consists of machinery, system,
and training the very factors which
have raised the American standard of
living to the highest in the world.
The automatic car wash is just one
more example of the truism that ac-a
man worktnf with machinery can
complish many times as much as a man
working alone with crude tools.
In the special cas of my own wash
job, it took only seven and a half minutes from the time I drove off the road
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by AI Kuss, "Dance on My Pillow,"
and "Charivari." These arrange- merits are many spins better in
quality than the average in new
labels, for a pleasant change.
'Dance on My Pillow" promises to
make the grade.
We'd like to nominate tnese 101- lowing tunes as tomorrow's tops:
"Memories of You," the Four
Coins; "A Woman in Love," Four
DV
"Arnvederci Roma.
ArsGibbs; and Sara Vaughn's
Georgia
"C'est La Vie. In the instrumen
tal deDartment. Nelson Riddle's ar
rangement of "Lisbon Antigua" of
fers a pleasing, witty arrangement
of an old tune.
Here's the top ten tunes across
the nation: "Sixteen Tons," "Tennessee" Ernie Ford; "Autumn
Leaves," Roger Williams; "Love Is
a Many Splendored Thing," Four
Aces; "Moments to Remember,"
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car, the
As you step back into the go, feelfront door opens and out you of Huxing like a streamlined cituen
ley's Brave New World.
Signed: A CUSTOMER
Surveying the whole scene, Jimmy
Butts thinks the d.iy of the akscmbly
is on the wane. The
line in car washing is definitely hire
car
to tay. Surveys prove ten UOipolish
waht- tone per wetk equals a washes
job. Huy a season ticket all the
you want Monday through Thursday.
$18.(t() for 3 months.
slop
Afttr school or between
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vl.,,1 :.t Jiminv Mutt:,' 5 Minit Car Wash.
YEAlt.
middle of Midland. OH EN ALL through
from 8 a in 5 D in. Monday
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Thursday. 7:30 a in. 5:30 p.m.
and S.ituid.iv. Sunday (closed" I EI
GO TO CliUHCH.
We honor all credit cards.
Give car wash coupons for Christ-r.i.-- s

I lore ljott, damjhter.
Around the clock.
And the whole delightful gift cost Outerbridge loss than a
penny!
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I am compelled to report, however, that Outerbridge s girl did
not receive these offerings in the spirit in which they were
tendered. In fact, she Hew into a fit of pique, smashed the bottle
on the rock and stabbed Outerbridge with the jagged edge. Hut
the experience was not without value for Outerbridge. First, he
discovered that the girl was not his type at all. Second, he learned
how to make a tourniquet.
But I digress. Let's examine now a common complaint of
Christmas shoppers: "What do you get for someone who has

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Of this time, about five minutes was
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drive Into th back of an car.
One man scheduled for the same time Weding and get out of your
vacuum cleans the inside while two nesday, Dec. 14.
men start steam cleaning your wheels
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and chrome. As soon as the vacuuminga
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of sprays and huge brushes softer than pool. At that time team coacnes
a shaving brush. It then moves under
desiga line of blowers that look like massive will scratch swimmers and
event each qualified
elephant trunks.
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dows, and shines the brlghtwork, while
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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL. Friday, Dec. 9, 19r!

Free Press

proposed amendment to the Student
Government Association constitution will lie
submitted for vote on the ballots of the forthcoming election Wednesday.
The amendment would strike out the
words "be subject to the ratification of the
Assembly" from Article IV, Section 4 of the
constitution.
. Striking out these words would eliminate
SGA's "power" to ratify the editors of both
the Kentuckian and the Kentucky Kernel.
It would prohibit, in eflect, the student legislative lody from having control over a free
campus press.
The amendment should be passed.
A free press cannot be free if it is subject
to a legislative body. Although SGA has not
ratified the editors of the Kentuckian and
the Kentucky Kernel withinYcecnt years, the
clause does provide the assembly with this
power.
It is easy to see that SGA could theoretically control the two major campus publications simply by ratifying only the editors
that best suited the body. If the power were
used, no editor would dare criticize SGA or
anything else SGA did not want criticized.
A

selection of editors. Instead, they guarantee
a free press.
It is a dangerous policy to permit any type
'of a governing body to control the selection
of the highest persons on a publication.
SGA retains its right to have a Committee
on Student Publications, which picks the
editors. This committee is composed of the
Head of the School of Journalism, the University Comptroller, the Director of Student
Publications, the editor of the Kernel, the
editor of the Kentuckian, and one assembly

The Constitution of the United States and
the Constitution of the Commonwealth of
Kentucky contain no such restraints upon the

member.
This committee is composed of persons
qualified to select competent editors. It ineditors.
sures good,
To let the SGA assembly ratify the com- mittee's choice, however, is neither wise nor
democratic. The assembly, unless composed
wholly of journalism majors, would not have
the knowledge of the qualifications of good
editors.
SGA has not seen fit to use this power of
ratifying the Kentuckian and Kernel editors
in the past. But the very existence of the
clauses giving this power is a slap in the face
of the American principle of a free press.
Students should realize that by voting for
the amendment they will not be robbing
SGA nor will they be giving campus publications "an unbridled license." They will
simply be killing a potential evil.
well-picke- d

Student Government Association's fall
election is generally marked by a "light''
turnout of voters. Interest is poor, at best,
the assembly is
.evcn though.
elected.
Every student should vote in the elections
held in their respective colleges Wednesday
for several reasons.
First of all, according to its constitution
every UK student is a member of SGA. The
30 people in the assembly are merely their
voting representatives. SGA is therefore the
one organization on campus that every student belongs to.
SGA, too, is truly a legislative body that
makes or rescinds rules that 'affect the entire
student body. The voice of student opinion,
in a sense, SGA is an integral part of the
University setup.
of

The SGA budget, which comes out of the
student registration fee, amounts to several
thousand dollars each year. The representatives 10 of whom will be decided Wedne-

sdayvote on how this money will be spent.

student, regardless of his notions of
SGA, will look into the merits of the candidates running this time, as well as examining the platforms of their parties.
In few other elections' will one find the
importance of his vote. Only three years ago
an SGA candidate won by a margin of two
votes. Two candidates last spring won by
majorities of less than 20 votes.
SGA is serious business. The student who
fails to vote in its elections or votes without
examining candidates or platforms-- is certainly minimizing a great privilege and
greater responsibility.
A wise

Rule Change
The shortened fraternity probation period
is certainly an improvement over the old one
year ruling. Academic probation for fraternities and sororities was cut to one semester last week by the faculty. The change
was approved earlier by both IFC and

Pan-hellcni- c.

Under the new provision a fraternity or
sorority failing to make their standing one
semester will' be put on probation the next
s under the old law, they will
semester.
lose their social privileges. If they do not
make a standing the first semester on probation, they are kept on probation another
semester. At the end of two semesters their
rushing privileges are taken away, and at
the end of the third semester of probation
they must show cause why their charter
should not be taken.
The new law has three distinct advantages.
First, it bolsters morale. It's fairly easy to
buckle down and study hard for one semester, but it's hard for any organization to
continue the grind for a full year.
Secondly, the old system robbed a man of
of his social privileges while in the
active cliapter of a fraternity. A fraternity
or sorority is primarily a social organization,
and it is unjust to penalize an individual so
harshly for the actions of a few members of
bis group.
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Fifth
1935

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by Dick BibWr

tITUE MAN ON CAMPUS

Finally, under the old plan three years
elapsed before the charter was taken. In
that period most of the men responsible for
the poor scholarship had left school, and a
new group was punished for their actions.
The new plan has one major weakness. It
does not allow any time to make up a poor
standing. Probation begins immediately after
a fraternity falls be