xt7w0v89hr5k https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7w0v89hr5k/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19550422  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 22, 1955 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 22, 1955 1955 2013 true xt7w0v89hr5k section xt7w0v89hr5k Have UK s
Got Men?
There Are 2.5 Per Female
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The senior class has a larger percentage f women than does any other clan.
Of 8ffJ seniors. 32 6 per cent are women and 67 4
pi r rent are men. The Juniors, with 1.096 students,
have women making up 31 6 per cent of its enrollment. The men compose 68.4 per rent of the Junior students.
The sophomore class has an enrollment of 1.123
students; 26.5 per cent arp women and 73 5 per cent
are men.
The freshmen have 1,541 students and 23.3 per
cent are women and 76.7 per cent are men.
The Baptists arc the largest religious group on
campus, with 29.3 per cent of the students listing
this as their religious preference.
Next arc the Methodists with 18.5 per cent. The
Christian faith is preferred by 13.4 per cent, the
Catholic by 9.1 per cent, the Church of Christ by
1.6 per cent, the Episcopalian by 4 per cent, the
Hebrew by 1.2 per cent, the Lutheran by 1 per cent,
and the Presbyterian by 9.8 per cent.
No preference was listed by .5 per cent of the students, arid other denominations make up the remaining 12.9 per cent.

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enrollment. 7! 3 per cent of the students are men
and 23.7 per cent are women.
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chances of findinp a husband may
not be quite so good, however, as the figures would
indicate.
Nearly 1.2C0 (22.2 per cent) students are already
married. A few students, however, did not Indicate
on their registration cards either status.
As would b expected, the largest student class is
the freshmen. The freshmen make up 28.7 per cent
of the enrollment; the sophomores, 20.9 per cent;
the juniors. 2)4 per cent; the seniors, 16.1 per cent;
and the graduate students. 10.9 per cent.
The remaining 13.9 per cent are auditors and
special students.

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University of Kentucky, Lexington, Ky., Friday, April 22, 1935

Vol. XI7VJ

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Winter is gone. Spring it may be . . . Catch me boys, if you ran climb
a tree! Much Mem to be the sentiments of this pert I'K coed. Karea
Glass. And the odds, 3 to 1. are just about what the I'K male is up
agairst. At the last official count, there wrre 2'j males to every female cn campus. The eager looking lads, from left to right, are John
Walton, Al Brooks, and Bob Bovd.

May 11 Is, Set For Honor Vote
University
To Operate
OnD.S.T.

An Editorial
In May, the student body of the University will rote to accept or
reject an honor system devised by the Student Government Association.
syttenr there would be an Honor Code
Under the
Violations Committee. This ctftafeL!.. would receive letters from students wishing to turn in other students for cheating or to turn them
selves in for cheating.
We wonder how many students are going to write letters exposing
themselves for cheating. We also wonder if there might not be some
temptation to turn in an innocent student by some revenge-seekin- g
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villain?
The violations committee, as suggested by SGA, would have no
real power. At most, it could reprimand; it could not expel or suspend
a student.
or an honor
As we interpret it. there has been no justification
system at the University of Kentucky. The issue arose, as a matter of
fact, when it was alleged that tests were being stolen from various
buildings.
Under present conditions, the University may expel any student
caught cheating. It could recommend, if it so desired, that the faculty
be more cautious in the preparation and placement of tests and examinations.
, It is evident that the backers of the honor system have been guilty
of sloppy thinking. They propose an honor system at a state university,
a land grant institution, where any person who meets entrance qualifl-- j
cations must be admitted.
They have been guilty of thinking that honor can be legislated.
While we agree that law is the proper tool to enforce a moral standard
accepted by a society, we cannot see any reason for establishing an
honor system to replace a system that already has sufficient power to
curb dishonesty in academic matters.
Last, the backers of the honor system have been guilty of neglecting to study the reasons underlying successful honor systems at other
schools. These honor systems, such as the one at Virginia, are based
on tradition and date back to Jefferson.
We have no such traditional basis for an honor system here.
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The University will operate on
Daylight Saving Time this year,
marking a change in practice from
previous years.
UK, as well as Lexington, will
switcli to Central Daylight Time
at 2 a.m. Sunday.
In the past the ' University has
remained on Standard Time but
has moved class meeting times
back an hour an 8 o'clock class
would meet at 7 to allow students,
staff and faculty members to take
advantage of the time change.

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of the College of Engineering faculty for 51 years, died at a hospital Tuesday. He was 72.
Prof. Nollau joined the faculty
in 1904 as instructor in woodshop
and engineering drawing. He was

the oldest proiessor in the Engineering College.
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The Student (.iovernment A ssoeiation, after several months
of oil and on discussion, has Jin; ally approved a proposed honor
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system for the University.
The plan will be submitted to a tions to the dean of men and tha

student vote during the spring dean of women for action.

SGA elections set for Wednesday.
May 11.
If approved by the student body,
the proposed system will then be
submitted to the Board of Trustees .of the University for final

Powers of the Violations Committee would parallel those of the
Judiciary Committee.
Members of the committee would
include SGA Assembly delegates
and three members chosen from

approval.
Final approval would put the
honor system into effect during
the fall semester of 1955.
Under the proposed system, an
Honor Code Violations Committee
composed of students would review all cases of cheating and
make appropriate recommenda- -

Opposition Shown
Students attending a United
Students Party "Beef Session-Mond- ay
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proposed honor system. See story

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the student bodx at large.

(All times are Central Daylight Time.)
HONORS DAY 8 p m. Friday.
May 27. Memorial Coliseum.
ALUMNI DAY Saturday. May
28; Alumni Brunch. 12:30 p.m.,
in the cafeteria of Donovan Hall,
followed by a dedication of tbe
new men's residence hall.
l'KLSIDKNT'S RK( LTTION
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Sunday, May 20, Memorial Coliseum.
BACCALA UK E ATK TLA Music Room, Student Union, following Baeealaureatr service.

The Committee members would
be nominated by the Assembly and
elected by a simple! majority.
The vice president of the University would serve as advisor to

the committee, under the proposed
honor system plan.
Appeals of Violations Committee
decisions could be carried to the
University president.
All minutes and business of the
committee would be strictly confidential under t lie proposed plan.
The proposed honor system 1
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based on a Rouble-standar- d
used at several universities now.
system works
The double-standar- d
on the basis that a student may
turn in another student for cheating or he may turn himself in for
healing.
Tin student, to turn m another
student, would have to write u
MiMied letter to Die Honor Code
Violations Committee.
As' outlined by SOA, academic
cheating violations would consist

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May 30. .Memorial Coliseum;
presentation of 50-- ) ear awards

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Obtaining illegally' current
tests. This would not bar the use
of "old" tests as long as such tests
are at least one semester old.
The proposed honor plan would
also require all students to sin
an honor pledge at each registration period.
The proposal states. "Student
who tlo not agree to sign the pledge
will not be admitted to the
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made possible most of the great
scientific progress of the 20th century still lives on.
Dead on Tuesday of a ruptured
aorta, the body of the scientist was
cremated Wednesday, marking the
end of the physical symbol of devotion to research and knowledge.
In spite of hi work, it was not
Dr. Einstein's profound revelations
that made him one of the truly
great men of history.
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Woodaord, KAT; Lois Shelby, AGR; Jerry Kelly,
KD; Sue Jackson, DDD; and Lissy May, KS.

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candidates, front row left to rhrht, are: Jo Ann
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Hunt, DTD; Carol Crouch, PDT; and Justine Stln- son, 8AE. Second row, Nelda Clark, Farm House;
Sally Pottor, ADri; Sarah Proctor, KKG; Mary

Librarian Has
Article Published
An article by Dr. Lawrence
Thompson, director of the Margaret I. King Library, was recently published in Copenhagen, Denmark In a periodical called "Librt."
The article, '"History of Book
Binding in the United States Since
the Civil War," is part of a forthcoming book. History of Book
Bindinc in the United States. The
book is to be written in German
and will be published in Stutgart,
Germany.
Dr. Thompson said that the
book was the result of 10 or 12
years of interest and work on the
project.

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Dr. Jonah Skiles, conference di- rector, announced the theme as
'Foreign Languages and the Hu- manities."
The conference will begin at 2
p.m. Thursday in room 100 of Laf- ferty Hall when Dr.Amry Vanden- bosch, head of the Political Science
Department, will preside at the
International Relations Session a
symposium and discussion of the
topic "The Problem of West Euro- pean Unity."
Sweden, Ger- Five countries
many, France, England, and
Greece will send official embassy
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literature, linguistics, and bibliog- raphy and library references.
About -- 600 people representing
200 institutions
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take part in the conference,
Programs designating the time
and location pf each session may
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Thursday through SaturdayrApril

Prof. Edward Rannells, of the
Art Department, will preside at a
session at 8 p.m. Thursday
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Memorial Hall. Dean Marten ten
Hoor. of the University of Alabama
anUptre nf Arts and Rripnrps will
speak on "The Worship of the
Contemporaneous."
There also will be an illustrated
lecture by Karl M. Birkmeyer, of
the University of California at Los
Angeles, on "Man as the Theme of
Classical and Renaissance Sculpture."
A subscription dinner at 6 p.m.,
Friday, April 29, in the Bluegrass-Rcoof the Student Union, will
be highlighted by Dean Lyman V.
Girger, of the College of Adult
and Extension Education, speaking
on "Foreign Languages and Adult ;'
Education." Trice of the informal
dinner is $2.
George W. Radimersky will present an illustrated color lecture on
"A Birthplace of Drama." at 8 p.m.
Friday, April 29, in the Guianol
Theater. Following will be an il- lust rated taU by Dr. William S.
Webb, UK distinguished professor
of physics and member of Archae-

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Collectivization Is Both Strength,
Weakness Of Russia, Speaker Says
"Collectivized agriculture Is both an indispensable instrument of (Soviet) rule and the
most vulnerable chink in its armor."
This comment was made last Friday by Dr
Philip E. VTOsely. director of the Russian Institute
of Columbia University. The principal speaker of
a seminar on agricultural problems of Eastern
Europe, Dr. Mosely presented the keynote address
in the Student Union Ballroom.
The speaker, ah authority on Soviet Russia, explained that collectivization "has not resulted In
any fidtlreable Improvement In the productivity of
agriculture."
He added that control over agriculture Is Imperative to the Communist system, but that the
system has become extremely unpopular In both
Russia and her satellites.
Participating in the three-da- y
session last week
were approximately 40 rural sociologists, and agricultural economists, who are specialists familiar
with Eastern Europe.

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To UK Honor System
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Students attending the second United Students
Dr. Mosely pointed out that the Ruvtlan satrl-lit- sion" Monday indicated by a "Mrnw vote that thev were oppn-xt.
In Eastern Europe did not respond readily to a honor system at UK in anv form.
At the same time the persons at
the Soviet demands of rolteettvliation. This led to
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and partial reversal In the "beef session."
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greater than in Eastern Europe, Dr. Mosely said. of having an immediate student fieri lon will be ?olrd on at Ihe
Despite this, the goal remains unchanged.
referendum on whether or not the Forty's rrular mertinc t 4 p.m.
or me ?iu
"The stronger the resistance of the peasantry umverriry snouia adopt an honor
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to collectivized agriculture, the less the Soviet redrnt t'nlon.
gime can rely on the satellites as auxiliaries for an
A panel ronsitinc of tl.SP mrm-ber- s
USP President Charles Fi.ith.sh
attack on Western Europe and the United States."
said the party's platform mill alnt
of Student (iorernment
Dr. Mosely concluded that the Importance of
be given iUs first hrarimt.
answered question!
the situation to America's own security was one the honor system and other about
probreason why the University promoted the seminar. lems discussed durinf the
The chairman of the UK planning committee Tanel members were Don meetlnf.
White-housfor the seminar was Dean M. White, College of
Walt Currie, Islle MorrK
conArts and Sciences. A report of the three-da- y
ami Hill Rllltter.
ference will be considered for publication by the
Points discussed about the honor
The Dean of Women's office has
University of Kentucky Press.
system were the sinRle and double announced that
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Community Concert Monday Baud Festival
The Central Kentucky Youth Symphony Orchestra, which includes
several UK students as its members, will perform in the Community
Concert and Lecture Series in Memorial Coliseum at 8:15 p.m.. Monday.
Marvin Rabin of the University Music Department will conduct
the orchestra, assisted by Forrest Thompson, student conductor.
The Youth Orchestra has appeared in two previous years in the
Community Concert Series program.
This year's performance, although a part of the regular series, will
be Tree to the public.
Previously, only concert members were admitted.

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Department, will Judge at the
eighth regional band festival to
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They were at the campus swimming pool. Sho was standing on tlm
diving bourd lithe, young, vibrant. He came swimming ovrr. "Hey,"
he called, climbing up on the board, "was it you who made that dive
u minute ago?"
She nodded lithe, young,. vibrant.
"Whew!" he whistled. "That was some dive! A back inckknife tvr
and a half twist full gainer swan. Where did you learn to divo
like that?"
"I fell off the board," she explained.
"Oh," he said. He looked at her lithe, young, vibrant. "Lrt's go
steady," he snid.
"Hut I don't know anything about you," she said.
"What's there to know?" he said. "I'm a typical American cnllego
man young, healthy, and broke."
"That's good enough for me," she said, "for I am not interested in
money. I am a girl ofsimple tastes lithe, young, vibrant."
"Dad!" he whispered.
"Crazy!" she breathed.
Their lips met. Their arms twined. They fell oil the board.
"If you only knew," he said later, as he applied artificial respiration, "how long I have been looking for a lithe, young, vibrant girl of
simple tastes, for though my heart is large and full of love, my purso
is lean and meagre. My cruel father sends me an allowance ban ly
large enough to support life. So 1 have been looking high and low for
a girl of simple tastes."
"Search no more," she said. ."My tastes ore simple; my wants aro
few. Just take me riding in a long, sleek, new yellow convertible,
and I am content."
"Goodbye," he said and ran away as fast as his chubby little legs
could carry him, for he knew this girl was not for the. likes of him.
He had neither convertible nor hardtop, nor the money to buy v111'
nor the means to get the money, short of picking up his stingy father
by the ankles and shaking him till his wallet fell out. No, there was
nothing for it except to forget this girl.
But lying on his pallet at the dormitory, ho could not get her
out of his mind and finally he knew that whatever the expeiiM-- ho
had to have her lithe, young, vibrant.
pin,
textbooks, his overcoat, his hi-So "he sold a few things-h- is
soon he hail accumulated a goodly sum. II
his roommate's truss and
went to a place that sold automobiles. "How much does it cost," ho
said, "to buy a yellow convertible automobile?"
The man told him. He collapsed in a gibbering heup.
After a while he stirred and shambled home. !5ut on the way ho
passed a place with a big sign that naid: RENT A CAR -- DIM VK
YOURSELF. Hope came into our hero's eyeB. He went inside. "How
much does it cost," he said, "to rent a yellow convertible automobile?"
"Ten dollars a day, plus seven cents a mile," said the man.
"Done and done," said oar hero, and soon he drove away in a long,
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through bosky dells."
rolling highways
'And away they went. They drove north, they drove south, they
drove east, they drove west, they
drove fast, they drove slow,-thedrove and drove ami drove and, finally, tired but happy, they parked
high on a windswept hill.
"Philip Morris?" he said.
"Yum, yum!" she said.
They lit up. She snuggled against him. "You know' he said, "you
are like a Philip Morris mild and fresh and relaxing."
"Rut. there is a big difference between me and Philip Morri-.and regular, and I am only
said she. "They're available in king-siz- e
available in regular."
They laughed. Thoy kissed. He screamed.
"What is it, dear man?" cried she, alarmed.
"The speedometer," he said. "1 just noticed. Wc put on 200 miles
tonight, and this car costs seven cents a mile, and 1 have only $11
ear".

a-n-d

Fd Chandler had a good job all lined
up long before he graduated from
Georgia Institute of Technology as an
Industrial Engineer. ..Hut then he
(hanged his mind . . .

mendation any company could get.

"So

when I got out of the Army I
stopped. in to talk with the telephone
people. When I saw an outline of their
development program, I was sold.

"My

When I cot out of college in '50, was
all et to go with 'a company I'd worked
1

for

during--

a

previous summer.

Hut tlren I cot called up bv the Army.

During the next two years I heard a
lot of good things from my Georgia
Tech classmates who'd gone to work
for the telephone company. As far as
I w as concerned this was the best recom

first year took me through every
phase of handling and estimating cots
on telephone equipment from warehouse
An installation. I drew up plans for several projects, then went out in the field
to fee how they "were carried out.

"nw I'm helping develop

next year's
construction program for Georgia.. I've found it an interesting and rewarding job."
multi-million-doll-

ar

In the engineering department of Southern Dell
Telephone & Telegraph Company In Atlanta, Ed
Chandler i moving along in his career. Your llace-mcOfficer can give you details about similar opportunities wilh the other Hell telephone companies
like Southern Hell also with Hell Telephone
Western Electric and Sandiu Corporation.

"Do you

(

s,

mean"

Raid

she.

"Exactly!" said he. "1 will drive home in reverse. Then no
miles will register ami I'll have enough money to pay!"
"1 think that's it Ccorge idea!" she cried, and she was right.
today our hero is in the county, jail where food, clothe, iti.-lodging are provided free of charge, and his allowance is piling up
m-r-

nt

Ij1-oratorie-

left."
"Hut that's exactly enough," she said.
"Yes," he said, "but we still have to drive home, and that will put
a lot more miles on the car. Where will 1 get the money to pay
for that?"
"(Jee, I don't know," said she.
"Me neither," he said glumly. He Btarted the motor and backed
out of the parking place.
"Hey, look!" said the girl. "The speedometer doesn't move when
you're backing up."
He looked. It was true. Mileage only registered when the car was
moving forward not in reverse. "Eureka!" he said. "That's it!"

He-cau-

BELL
TELEPHONE
SYSTEM

se

l

fut. l!y the time his sentence is ended, he should have enough to
take his pill out riding again.
Mil Hl.nlni.l

Thin cot.,,,,,1

i

brought to
ho think

yti

yu

bij the makers of
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trouL eujuy thi ir ciyart tte.

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MOh'l.'lS

* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL. Friday. April 22. 1955

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mind remain unanswered.
Then there appears someone who can adequately express "the haunting, elusive fragrance of violets" and each of us can understand what he is- talkingnibout.
' Such is the case of A Man Called Peter.
Peter Marshal, the minister who gave sermons from his heart, won fame and recognition because of his work in the Presbyterian Church in Washington, D.C.
He was recently immortalized in a movie
adapted from the novel, A Man Called Peter.
This was one of the most refreshing and
pictures to be shown this year. The
movie-goer- s
had something to take home
with them for once.
The story of this man, who dared to be a
in the field where conformity
is expected, reaches into the everyday lite
of every American who lias tried to understand himself.
Cod cannot be analyzed in a test tube.
Marriage is a oneness, like two tributatries
ilow ing toge ther. Death is waking up in the
morning and not knowing how ou got

...

Come on Ophelia. If you don't of fur. are Oh
hurry well be late to the tea. And Thighs little so lucky to have such
tlcg." ...
.
we don't want to be late to the a cute
t
Thigh Thigh tea."
Thigh
"You're so right, Ophelia, . But
you think it's about time
"Aw, what's your rush? It's only don't
we departed?"
in honor of their newly acquired
house dog."
"Yes, I guess we must lea ve. We

cessors.
We who move "daily upon the errands of
the mind" at UK have. a. great deal to live
up to and a responsibility to see that the
dreams, visions,1 and ideals entrenched in
each acre and every brick of our university-arnever lost.
iE;eflf though we represent "every county
states, and twenty
in KeiVtucky, thirty-siseven foreign countries," we first and foremost' represent a university, the University
of Kentucky: "an intellectual spirit that
abides on the Campus, an intangible value
that cannot be measured physically by
scales.
A (University is a place; it is a spirit: it is
men of learning . . . it protects the traditions. . . .

:

"Hurry,

e

'

x

t

non-conformi-

st

home.

Vtry seldom can man find answers to
these problems that will re lease his wony
anel doubt, but Peter Marshal tunnel the
weirds and spent Lis life helping his fellenv
nu n understand them.
His comments on college life anel young
people hit close to home. With his wife, he
showed how women can be thinking in

certainly had a wonderful time.
The punch was so' good: Every-

a.

just

he

-

faculty,-housemothers-

thing was just

,

dividuals in the world and yet occupy an
honored place.
Although the picture was a series of sermons, the sermons did not give the effect of
being preached at. They were direct and
e
point. And points that concern each
of.us.
.
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to-th-

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.sometime?"

One for the money, two for the show, and
three, we go home without any dough. So,
student greets another after
one
a hard day at the races, "And how did you
do today?" "Oh, not too bad. 115." "Say,
that's pretty good. You must have really had
the inside dope on those horses." "Nope.
That was my golf score.''
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"I just can't stand her, Jennifer.
And wasn't that a horrible dress
she had on! It looked just like
one of our initiation robes, without the hood."
"Yeah. And with that hair do,
she'd lock better if she wore a
hood."
"You're so right Jennifer. And
I just hope she doesn't drop by to
see me sometime.
I utterly, and I do mean utterly,
despise the snoopy way she looks
around your room while visiting."
Oh look, Ophelia. There's Cynthia Crudwall. Isn't that an obnoxious dress she has on?"
"It certainly is. Makes her look
like an undtrfed Dior model.''
"And there's Marietta Murch
How are you Marietta? I just
can't see what she sees in Charlie.
He's from nowhere."
"Look Jennifer, there's Charlie
over by the punch bowl . . . well
wait lor me."
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Hi there Charlie, Y. w
loi.k cu:e.''

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''N"-Jennifer?" '
"It certainly was:. Ajid the punch
tasted like diluted antifreeze. I've
never had such a horrible time, in
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all my life."

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And so ended another" .scene
each week on
which is
college campuses throughout the
.
world.
- As long as we have college
and
universities, we will have the. fel-

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lowship and warrnness